#╟❓general-offtopic
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nuh uh
i now only have $4 to my name
Maybe more epic version of him?
@sour rivet
is lafettie online? probably not
@marsh cargo is this real
LMFAO
⚠️Updates on the leaked Street Brawl 4v4 (ARAM) mode coming soon to Deadlock:
Currently, Street Brawl is a more casual Deadlock experience, as a 4v4 best of 5 rounds; on your 3rd round your team has to destroy the walker to win the game. On round 5 (tiebreaker) both of the teams must kill the walker to win.
Each round is played out on 1 lane at a time, and the lane you play in changes each round.
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@oblique belfry you wanna play now
nice
this is the kinda thing I want
aram is always the best part of mobas
Remind me again what it entails
no
I still dont get why I feel lile Deadlock doesnt look like anything Valve made
valorant ahh graphics
that hotel elevator operator lookin guy looks like TF2 scout to me
billy is madcap
What does alpha have anything to do with made by Valve
at this point... I kinda doubt it
we had like 2 artsyle changes
I guess I have to say the same w DOTA but eh
found the valve employee
spouting weird words
Yeah, shut up league player
hello yes
i am janitor
we added new crate to tf2
shut up gacha player

oh i never saw that lad b4
Bolt action 
Its trash
Nah man you can't fight that, league is worse
at least i dont waste money on "meta"
I am morally above you by like 5cm
Why do you assume I spend money
i have most meta stuff on limbus
0$
Ok Doge is retarded confirmed
Ok I cant assume Pyrson spending money on Gacha

how
no

0$ on gacha
I don't spend money and I don't roll for "meta" stuff because 9/10 times "meta" stuff sucks ass
Give me
Big booba
Fat ass
i dont use "teams"
i dont use "meta" i use DON QUIXOTE
and if my damage is piss poor in the mirror dungeon then i KILL MYSELF
Why are you fighting Prototype enemies man come on
I demand women and/or cool men
Go fight Military Grade or Sphinx or sum
fuck you mean
we dont have robots in prototype
That's Generation Zero, right?
why don't you go fuck yourself, I'm in the early game
Come and do it yourself, coward
and these prototype bots had incendiary mortars... which is a weapon that only spawns on military variants or above
right
oh wait we talkin prototype as in robot class
How do you rate it

yeah the robots have "tiers" of how tough/strong they are
prototype is the lowest tier, military is the second
its been a while since i played
The game is a 6/10 but depends on you
Didn't ask you
it's kinda fun but it's a bit gimmicky, and I'm playing solo so it's a bit scuffed in the sense that some areas have like 6+ bots to fight and I need to pick them off one by one like I'm playing skyrim stealth archer
the gimmick is that robots have weakspots and whatnot and you take them out to make it easier to fight htem
You know
for instance these robots had a machine gun and a shoulder-mounted mortar
I can destroy its weapons
I know you already know it but there are bows in game
it has a fuel core at the back, if I shoot that it goes kaboom

assuming it's dlc
cause I haven't seen any yet
Yes it is a DLC
so fuck that
Damn
Tbh for vanilla weapons a lot of them are very solid
But you'd have to go above 3 crowns for them to do some significant damage
Grok, context?
I'm using this bolty as an alpha-strike first shot thing to open up combat
for weaker bots I just take them out in one shot if I can hit the fuel tank
for these hunters (and the unique ones) I open with a bolty shot then swap to AR
my AR is 3 crowns
the bolty is only 2 crown
sam did u see the deadlock thing i sent
Softpoint ammo on Boltie can 1 shot fuel cells if you place a well aim shot
yup
I'm using it to 1shot runners
On the bipedal thing and runner only of course
what skills should I get
Lafettie said lockpicking was meta so I picked that
picked carry weight because I'm a loot goblin
now dunno what else to get
There is a skill that let you deal extra component damage
Once you got that one its just easy game

I'll grab it next then
Lockpicking is meta only near military area
which specialization is the best iyo
Lemme check
For Stealthy playstyle
Commando is best
Deals 15% damage and it stacks w other skills
holy shit one of the runners has a shotgun
I think w Panzergewehr 50 it can 1 shot a lot of higher enemies
I havent played Gen zero for a while holy
I need to play it to finish the new story contents
I forgot what those big thing called
the bipedal bot in my screenshot is a hunter
the next largest one is a harvester
and the biggest one I saw was a Tank
Whats the dog called again
runner
Tanks are easy to kill once you know where to shoot
I just abused the shit out of the fact that it cant follow me into buildings 
Yes you can mill them w green tier weapons fairly easy, just a lot of ammo needed
played peekaboo with it for 5 mins
They however can mortar you through the building
Wait till you see Flak bird
just you and me now buddy
Dont worry dont worry
oh it has a tick spawner on its back
You wont see the bird with 150mm howitzer shooting at you until you head up north
Surprisingly enough
I like its design
oh shit it saw me

all I wanna check now is if I can take one out with the möller pp + HP rounds like in a video I saw
not brave enough to try it tho 
Tbh
Aim for fuel and armpits
Are you playing this on Steam
yes
tbf there's no need for me to try doing that because I got so much AR ammo
either way
one day I might try 
prime or someone else told me I could use something to unlock all dlcs but I don't wanna do that

@sour rivet
its peak thats what it is
it is good trust
im back
over 10 hours played and I still don't know if this game has projectile drop
sometimes I'm aiming spot on and it misses
not sure if it's distance or the rifle isn't 100% accurate
there's no accuracy stat

The lower quality the more it spread
mhm
I am pretty sure there is a perk that makes you shoot more accurate
just took down 5 runners with one shot
one's fuel cell and the explosion took the others out
there's one for accuracy during hipfire
still in archipelago but almost done
uh is it ok if I say no
I wanna keep lonewolfing for a while
let him in so you can kill him
what game is this btw 
generation zero
you are in 1980's sweden
yeah ik

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playin without us smh
hates us so much he left the pc
i WILL play alone to LEARN the map
finally
I'm gonna be legit with y'all
whenever you talk about fartnut it makes me wanna play
then I remember all the bullshit

you and sam did this to me
explode.
INTERN even
you arent even counting my stw hours on ps4
ok how much
i dunno theres no hour thing on ps4
one day I might join the fartnut train, who knows
i played for a few years
gimme an estimate
I'm gonna be awful at it probably
upgraded from intern to novice
i was too
still am
aiming hard
i used to be goated...
HOW DID I P RANK P 2!!!
ultrakill has no bloom
my aim is also twitchy
i have to use my mouse sensitiviy buttons when aiming with a scope
only fond memory is the time I almost killed a guy with the pickaxe
while he was desperately trying to hit me with a shotgun
eventually he nailed me twice
while I had to hit him 10 times
cuz only 10 dmg per hit
ate burger
mmn
There's a really cool detail about the Hunters in Halo Campaign Evolved! When you shoot the unarmored part of a Hunter, a lot of worms will fly out and start crawling away. #Halo
wurm
slimy, yet satisfying
worms
i love my lekgolo
HELLO BABY
playing a lot of arc raiders
brother I hate buried city
you can never catch your breath and every quest site is also a cod map the way you always get at least 4 raiders doing the same damn thing
or siege
time to be a lazy fuck and use fast travel
tell them it is woke and that they shouldn't play

spot the brit
this game is kinda schizo
I speak the kings English, not that barbaric Americanised grunting you call English!
it's "realistic" enough that the interaction point for doors is at the doorknob
But there's no animation of the knob moving when opening the door
interestingly enough, the interaction point for this door is at the correct spot
goofy game
@oblique belfry WHEN DEVS PAY ATTENTION TO DETAIL.mp4
it sovl

Kinda gross, but cool detail I guess
join the colony
I am not worm
do not be afraid
No I like to have my own mind and away from a hivemind thank
NONONON
it's time for ice cream
whgat kind
Cookie and cream
I cream
cream ice cream
and b4 you make any jokes
I do hope your cum isn't beige-colored
or you might wanna go see a doctor
uhh

you got the turbo cum then

birb
yeah
do NOT play fortnite for these past few days
catastrophic amounts of sweatfest
if i die enough it will put me back in bot lobbies
oh
on build mode
woke raiders
what about moes gun
we got non binary robots
four!
to put it bluntly 80 player lobby turns into 30 player lobby without the 1st zone even moving
good lord
i think
or play other modes
i miss my floating island..
I WAS ON A CAR
shockwave meta never leaving
i was like "hm surely 4 is enough to get me to a safe spot"
BRO IS CARRYING 12
AND IS CHASING A CAR
actual human inbred
no i didn't
guh
the gun pool is ass as well
i know
they are all old guns from past chapters
okay good
i didnt ping you for it i assumed you were lurking at the time
1 being striker AR which SUCKS since it was released in chapter 5 where gun mods were a thing
without them the gun has so much goddamn spread
so good luck hitting someone from far away with it
man
this shit still has more love than the main season or the star wars season
star wars guns were unique as well
i meant in the map
star wars got like
2-3 locations
meanwhile WE ARE IN FUCKING SPRINGFIELD
to be fair this is the exact opposite now that i think about it
star wars got unique items
simpsons got unique map
that whole season was just star wars guns
and make it a seperate gamemode...
meanwhile now its simpsons but with old fortnite guns
damn
they gave the patent of TMNT to fortnite so who knows
you can do stuff using TMNT in creative
so who knows
i was wanting to do this season with y'all 
we still could 
fortnite wants us to hate each other
it aint that horrible
it brought us together now its gonna break us apart
all im saying is let the hype down a bit
cuz its a sweatfest rn
-# mfmhhfmmf 12 fukin shuckwavs >:c
still so mad about that
hop on pillars
you liked the mod ? 
yeag
i dunno other modes

huh
season 1
really?
HmmMmmnnnMmn
is she cooking
silent hill 2 remake is 50% off on GOG
tl;dr: steven finds his mother's sword sheath and pealr boasts about how she and rose were close but then steven shows off her mother's sword that was hidden in pink lion and pearl gets so mad and confused that she runs off to floating islands and steven almost falls off to his death while she just stares at steven
damn
10 min episode summary
i remember now
i gotta see this in american
still dont understand the hate against steven universe
sure it got in a muddy situation with "su:future"
but overall show was decent

will i yap about it all the time ? No.
will i shill it to everyone i see ? No.
will i make it my entire personality ? No.
yet seeing this dumbass hatred towards the show is wrong
a incestious sexual abuser made a video on it slandering it and it got like a billion views and forever tainted the online persception of the franchise forever

you'ree gonna have to add a tad more context
probably some fucko that shared his opinion cuz noone else did and now they are beliving his opinion instead
@oblique belfry 😂
great suspensions 

also apparently fortnite is working on a new matchmaking system that might be in effect in chapter 7
that counts your ranked rank / tournaments entered-won / amount of KDA you get per match
and 1 more criteria that i forgot just now
oh no
our kd
kd doesn't matter that much on bot lobbies since you can get easy 10 kills with em
yeah
also i think kda still exists but idk if its true
remember when all those bots swarmed us the moment i pucked up the rocket
fuck happened there

reminds of that moment in games where you pick a new weapon and it gives you enemies to test the new weapon
it was exactly like that 
real
I just encountered a guy who kept complaining about everything while being a recon who stayed in our base the entire game and had K/D below 1.0 
the simpsonifaction of everything
Youtuber who made videos straight up fabricating things about shows to justify "why they were bad" sexually abused her sister for years. Was pedophilic with fans. tried to rebrand whole youtube channel. Constantly harassed others. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV9cmcMCc2Y
Check out the Kickstarter!
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Lily Orchard: YouTube's Biggest Liar (Firerose, Bullying, and Excuses)
Lily Orchard (also known as Lily Peet) has been exposed for a multitude of terrible things. She's even proven herself to be worse than people like...
yeap
p!who
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and is she still online rn
yeah she rebranded
kill her
eugh illuminaughtii
shes also a bad person
Yeah I going back to my vidya game, offtopic has nothing to offer right now
just us 4 as usual
not your grave yet
I kinda hate this type of objective but I suppose they gotta have something to "encourage" players to do more than just stealth sniping
Ah, MBO is here, at least one normal person in chat
hes in swedan
calling yourself normal
bold
I
I'm actually speechless

there we go
mbo is the only normal one here
aight
-# for now 
I"m gonna say this only once
Stop gaslighting me into thinking I'm normal
full stop
You're the most normal out of all of us here
he plays ffxiv
currently yeah
birb is autistic
sam is giving context about that """human"""
pyrson is vidya game
and im turk
I play it for the gameplay rather than the story or characters or setting or whatever.
There's no way I'm normal
exactly
I like how being turk is a disability by itself 
wanna know how normal I am?
I only started doing automation for resource gathering in Satisfactory after 5 hours of gameplay
in the first 5 hours I did everything BY HAND
I mean
I did manual resource gathering very late into the game
But at that point it was just abusing the indestructible tree for FUEL
There's a 2:30 hour video I could share about her
if you want every detail
yeah no
such as her stealing her exes second name after a breakup
I don't but share it
You? A fact check?
printing pornographic images of gardevoir at a public library so much she got banned
Good to know
ok
i dont wanna know anymore
Oh come on, even I know to use my private printer for that
I wanna get this but too lazy to do the EMP thing
but this sounds pretty OP
beastiality
madame please
cringe and mentally ill
truly a fascinating individual
PLEASE I JUST WANT TO FINISH THE GAME
gonna watch peam again brb
this guy doesnt know ANYTHING about me
:(
gardevoir to
he knows your GOG username now 
yeah
not really gonn do anything about it
SHES GONNA TAKE AWAY MY CHAT CHAIR

why doesn't she do something useful and productive
like trim those eyebrows
they thicker than mine wtf
she's too busy reading family guy incest fanfics
also a thing she does
jesus man
Pyrson trivia
I beat the entire Pokemon Ruby using only a Gardevoir
i love this video so much 
doge you know what I love so much?
yes ?
Hate you
you!!!!

YAYYAYAYAY
sam
what'sup
she hates me
Will that cause Doge to ungeify himself? Find out in the next episode
don't worry MBO
what
I'm a joke all year round
+fish why are you so horny.
-F I S H
+wtf
Why you sweating, did I say something weird
dunno
I love Pokémon
I love talking about Pokémon
I talked to a Pokémon group, it was fun
One day they invited me to talk in a private Pokémon group
I was so happy cuz I can talk more about Pokémon
It was in fact not Pokémon
why only that though

I mean, if I were playing it now
I'd probably beat the game using a single Vaporeon
+"im trying to think of a firetype that isnt a furry or just an animal"
-please stop
+cant think of one
-good

Well
charizard
Technically Charizard isnt furry
dragon ?
Its a Scalie
ye
Its Dry type
and since dragons are mythical creatures he's not an animal either
Not Furry
Ask furries
buh
Furry is the umbrella term. Scalie and others fall under it
Yeag
umbrella
yeah
resident evil
ok rihanna
no looking
All the looking
enter my hills
I still find it funny how normal child in Pokémon world is allowed to own what's equivalent to a living nuclear warhead
-Nice drumming
+leave my fucking house
🔧 💥 AAAAAAA-
I fucking love the eye emoji gifs and videos
You'd want to own a nuclear warhead, admit it
Atleast he wont be as confused as Digimon once his Pokemon grow up
Well no
Weak

I'm now gonna take my 6 totally not sus pokemon and commit some warcrimes
its all just gardevoir
doge
i love this one
Have the Sturmkinderwagen
me telling my pet the bad news before our submarine implodes
can't lockpick this. glorpshit
awww nooooo
H
WHAT IS THAT MELODY 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
🎵 🎵 🎵 WAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUMMMMMM WAAAUUUUMMMMMMM
I'd have to charge up my, ugh, switch and boot up pokemon scarlet 🤮
sam can i have more of those gifs
only pokémon game I played was Red
From Volume 1
Music that plays while underground.
Buy the soundtrack:
https://re-logic.bandcamp.com/album/terraria-soundtrack
or
http://store.steampowered.com/app/409210/
Background:
http://www.terrariaonline.com/threads/terraria-biome-desktop-backgrounds.94614/
the OG Red
Me when I have to boot up my switch
I have 1% chance of offending one of the biggest Japanese super corpo
and I hacked it to get a mewtwo... also known as MISSINGNO
i played it on a gameboy colour
I emulated it 
i miss my jungle theme 
Ok I'm charging up my switch
now it only plays on surface daytime jungle
What's the other option 
if you don't know, it is not for me to explain 
Fair enough
Is it time for another 2 week phase?

the fucking itch is growing worse
thanks to instagram
@oblique belfry imma give you hardest challenge
Ok, when you decide, tell me what modpack and I will arrange a server
it started showing minecraft reels again and newly modpack suggestion reels
Run Minecraft with 20000 mods while running Max setting for Shader
How long until your computer burst into flame
If your computer can survive 3 minutes of gameplay
You would be the ballest person here
if i want to play i wanna play this terraria inspired modpack
not a kitchensink modpack
cuz im super curious about this one
just learned my girl of 2 years is cheating on me rn. needed to let that out somewhere so stalker gamma discord it is i guess
i mean it has tech but idk what
gave this bitch my heart and she said she gonna need half
time to do copious amounts of drugs
lemme actually check the mods
new victim spotted 
Yeah it exists on Kinetic
Ling Gang Go li goli goli wacha Linggango linggango
ALSO
im 100% sure most of you will not like the modpack
because it has THE terraria progression
Hey Doge wanna know something funny
to the point you cannot mine iron until you kill a boss
||The MCE2 server is still up||

So all I need to do is swap modpacks
0 players for 30 days goes hard 🗣️
Idk whats goin on in that post
wtf 
There's a dick shaped island on the server now
It's 1:1 scale
we love our diamond minecart
508 mods btw
this mod might be fucky performance wise cuz i've seen 4 "memory leak" mods 
Apparently this is the context
this much
MORE
They god mad w Dan because of a Parody video
nay
YOU GOTTA HEAR RUNAWAY
why the fuck is bendy here
Apparently its a Ragebait so yeh
bendo
Is arc raider free?
i think no
nay, it is not for the poor
goddamn
oh
yeah dont let extraction shooter that is pvpve go f2p.......just like the cycle frontier

@copper vapor
i spent the rest of my money on it
rich af
its 100% a song for trans people
why so ?
listen to the lyrics
@sour rivet
"maybe you could let me set 'em free to see it all"
this part ?
Provided to YouTube by PIAS
Runaway · Houston
Relaunch
℗ Spinefarm Records
Released on: 2011-01-01
Producer: Ricky B Delin
Background Vocals: Ricky Delin
Drums: Freddie Allen
Guitar: Tommy Denander
Keyboards: Ricky Delin
Mixing Engineer: J Cutter
Composer: Bill Kelly
Composer: Jerry G. Hludzik
Auto-generated by YouTube.
the entire song dum

what the fuck grim
hi grim :3
out in public like that ? 
greetings
ok lemme check the tech mods
hows it goin big fella
ofc
Just so you can live out your high powered PC dreams
good, finally passed my certification. I'm starting work as a paramedic monday


nice work
gg
another unemployed turning into employed
oh nooo im feeling faint I need cpr
-# you were unemployed right ?

of course
jesus christ
JESUS CHRIST HOW MANY FUCKING ADDONS DOES CREATE HAVE
HOLY FUCK IM SORRY I WOULD'VE SENT THEM IN 1 MESSAGE

Ye
We are not allowed to do mouth to mouth, so at best your getting a O2 mask
now that I listened to Runaway

time for youtube to wreck my algo with 80s pop-rock songs

what
At worst I'm sticking a tube down your throat

damn they added a jojo ost mod
@sour rivet holy fuck sinister is a vibe
EMT's I think are lower training/pay than paramedics
and they cant do intubation im pretty sure
where are the old mods
Yep, I'm not allowed to do intubations, there is however a different tube that I can stick down the throat to ensure open airways
thats scary
truye
mf
*
Aldo left, Syn got kicked out, Mwadi turned out to be a femboy and okaycat left too
does that just hold the throat open without the inflating part that sits in ur trachea?
Josta so shit he wasn't even mentioned #packwatch

dun dun
woe, 2011x upon thee
Churgney Gurgney
yeag
Right, forgot about him
!josta
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forgot about hwo
That's the tube I was talking about
hifrota
sam will u be streamin hills or should i jsut continue raiding
thats what they use for intubation I thought
okily dokily
god i hate discords hardware accel
i gotta press my windows key to fix the screen
birb
yes?
runaway sounds like a persona fighting song
yes.
target spotted. he's got quite the escort tho
i think meatshow is my personal favorite
about 5 runners
Nah, intubation is inserting an o2 tube right through the flaps that connect the throat and the trachea
and a seeker
and anything with majin
i thought you were upside down for a moment
SO JUST GIVE IN, (GIVE IN~ GIVE IN~)
LET GO (LET GO~ LET GO~)
dont they both go down the throat into the trachea though
idk
8 runners now
I shoulda brought my zooka
aight once this song is over I'm shooting
EVENFLOOOOOOOOOOOOW~
german jumpscare wtf
NO REDGLOVE DONT GO INTO THE WEED LEVEL!
wtf dr pepper lost his medical license
No, the one I'm talking about is called "laringinė kaukė" in Lithuanian. It's basically a small tube with an inflatable egg shaped bottom that rests against the flaps
ah okay thats cool
these bots are fuckin blind holy shit
I'm prone 5 meters away
and they can't see me
Yahoo
time to gank this fuck
literally me
👀

so true
Me looking at the chromatic orbs after it refuses to hit the colors I need 
This is my 3rd favorite game of all time
I can have my own bot? 
I love how it just stands there like a dumbass while I reload
Yeah the clankers are dumb as fuck
Wait till you run into the apocalypse bots tho 
the fuck, I can give it a rocket launcher
Those dudes will ruin your day









