#╟❓general-offtopic
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you already know the prices will skyrocket

People getting minimun wage are either incompetent idiots or poor fools getting bloodsucked
bi
too structured
Omni?
That is 100% true but the floor is higher now, so they will see this as a possibility to get even higher margins out of the product
That made wife happy
i need to google something
im surprisingly good at making your wife happy

Not Omni man sexual please


With each time the floor gets heightened, the prices will as well, even if not a singule individual that makes your cup of coffee gets less than 20€ an hour, it'll still increase
@pallid sapphire with this pasta, you can make meat sauce (in italian it's "ragù"), bolognese sauce, tomato and ricotta sauce, or even gorgonzola cheese and walnut sauce
https://ricette.giallozafferano.it/Manfredi-con-la-ricotta.html
This is basically tomato and ricotta cheese, it's a recipe from Naples, use a translator
after googling, actually a good shout out
yay
Thanks
Gorgonzola should be blue cheese or something like that in english
It's the one that smells bad

My sister hates pizza yet I love it, truly a clash of clans
I love this is an actual mod for a unique
Yes
I meant to say pasta but ykw that works
Mold - 
Mold, on cheese - 
Mold on salami works too
how can any human being hate pizza
u seen the maggot cheese wheel
Someone who hates happiness?
yea
new drip
IM JUST HAPPY TO know what to do with my Pasta now
i'm not exactly the most cheerful person around and yet i still love it
OG femshep 
Whaaaa? But :3
Casu martzu
I was gonna say eve lol
both 


making so much rat coin
steve online 
...the trees are floating

torgue approves
It's the DayZ Chernarus map... but I guess the TREES learned how to fly pff
I should probably stop using ONLY the bolty
what in the goddamn
it out ?
yehg
no
I love that servers are usin the mod where you get a map like this and not that weird... UI map thing where you can scroll and zoom
fine shyte
i'll be dead honest the short vest kinda kills it for me
otherwise astonishingly stylish and dandy
🖊️ 🔥
:3 is a coping mechanism

Did you mean... ö
Wörk
nvm
look at it as a 'mouth open surprised face'
December's creeping up..
wish cookie
sure

it just occurred to me
Baldur's Gate 3 has 3 elves as potential party members
"repub if hate elves" moment
Great for people who can read a map, not so much for everyone else. 
This place's like a "Hardcore" experience so the proper map feature's there to make your life worse~
Oh god, dayz
(i can read it just fine :3)
They teach you how to read topology and maps in like middle school in the U.s. But, apparently no one remembers any of it.
It's an experience of all time..

someone give me an obscure currency and a random amount
i would like to report this user for sending goatse in dms
I love maps. I pay bigtime for them, either for SAR or recreation.
I played dayz on ps4 and ngl
I thought it was the most boring experience, but maybe that's just me
2500 algerian dinars
what that? Like 25 cents?
But that was like 6 years ago?
that's like 10 dollas
1986 kazakhstani tenge
That makes you a map collector :3
you fucking dumb ass
you could have said 1984 kazakhstani tenge
Yeaahh... it's just walking and staring at your inventory simulator most of the time

no chicken...
No chicken??? It's so over
They will not be out freaked
must eat sauced up grains
no such thing here
you shoud try some Pelmeni
never had any dumplings before 
It's like cursive. The average person doesn't use it all that often so it gets filtered out after learning
try it you wont reget it
couscous is nice but hard to make the right way
my mom got that shit down
it's a national dish here
moms and Grandmas will always having the best cooking
he's too artist for dzd 😔
I bet the legend on this map's like a freakin mile long
I haven't even added 10% of the total legend. 
still im lucky to got teached by my grandpa how to make Pipe / Chewing Tobacco from Scratch
"now listen here sonny, fist you gotta go out and cap some gangsta fools and steal their wiggidy-weed, yo"
my dad teached me pretty early to not touch tobacco or shit like that in general
It's fucking cool to me that someone or like a group of people collected THAT much info and made that map like
he used to do chemma which is basically old head zyns
Great stuff honestly
everyone has a sin that he cultivates 
Marine charts, lol.
I've also got depth charts via navionics.
i woud try couscous with grilled chiken sounds awsome
uff

I can't even tell what's going on here anymore
on Partys i cant stand the smell of Jägermeister and Tequila anymore
Like... what's this map even MARKING
Public lands.
That's my state, there's also private land parcels but that's an even bigger headache to look at.

Sun's rising
Is that a NUKE on your back?
HORSEM
I think that's the black hole generator
red dead dayz
That's actually freakin cool, holy shit
"We need cans o'food Arthur!"
"I just need a million cans of baked beans, Arthur!!!"
Yo, pfp goes hard
ty
dont
don't be scared you have been warned
boo
thanks for the warning


now he can't post anythin


releaes my bou he dinm do nuthin yet
post limbus
literally 2025

my sniping days are over 
now that I have a lot of different weapons in different calibers, the random loot generator decides to not give me .243 anymore
i have the hot cat lady (spoilered becuase i don't want to give chat a genshin jumpscare)
i realy dont understand whats the matter with genshin tbh
"meusser" 
goonbait
look past the goon
anime bullshit
where is the cat part
why i tought so, and yes i googeld it saw a child like char and wasnt supprised in the slightest tbh
ah yes, the pedobait
"BUT BUT IT'S LIKE A 165165446185641641168 YEAR OLD DRAGON DISGUISED AS A CHILD SO IT'S OK FOR YOU TO GOON OVER HER"

wrap it up unc
i've heard from a trusted source that the game is actually good as long as you don't buy anything
with real money i mean
100% accurate
even if you still spend money its still cheaper than buying into star citizen or starting d2 as a new player
As long as you don't get tempted by the gacha and stay away from the weirdos, you'll be fine!
i heard from a untrusted source that the game kills people
and thats why id rather stay within the realm of Trainsim and DCS, just real heavy Machienes and no of the bait
people say they miss when goon meant henchmen but i miss when goon was actually meant for aggressively beating off instead of being a stand in for literally anything that isn't overtly masculine or hyper sanitized in any media form ever like what the fuck is that
So true actually..
if it has a woman in it it's goonbait
bro wasn't baited by the dream of the soviet super train
if it has a muscular dude in a jockstrap it's badass
train nerd
i don't even like genshin
or gacha in general
but that shit is crazy work
nefarious, even
ey this mf´ers didnt put in the Train that im Driving IRL so no


sir
madam
delete
@frozen void come get you piss role guy
..what the fuck did I just see


Droon help, they're posting goon
have you never heard of vehicle anthros?

what if i'm a weirdo 
It's furries but for gearheads
no fuck off
I always kind of saw you as a marry thomas the tank engine kind of guy

thank god no and im not interested to go into that rabbit hole
have you heard of the dragon car sex community from japan
Thennn you'll be happy to hear that Genshin's filled with other weirdos I guess?

:3
p!who
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fuckl you idiots
bird attack

i'm not interested in anime-related things (un)fortunately
Fair enough~
(the weirdos are still out there..)
here's the car
Dorb
@copper vapor new drip
yeaghfg
mass effect 2
peak effect 2
cerberus armor
Peak effect 2 
more like LEAK effect
@sour rivet |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| _ _ _ _ _ _
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1239308915376918559/Snaptik.app_7332521978588335402.mp4
ow
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where is ms. boobs
@obsidian sun
waowe
rat has found an GF?
rat's married
no I love you silly billy's
divorced
Scary!
rat was married 
correct
You raising the rent again?
so, did you buy a 5090?
he already said the announcmenty
We cannot grow enough crop to pay this amount of rent rat
This was the entire announcement
wow


What's the announcement?

Damn, should have atleast included the ass rat
they hate you
There it is

the minimum rat has been waged
Woahh... announcement!
or smthing
Plague be like
Oh god... the RATS are ratting!
i swear to god if Rat is Skaven we have a BIG PROBLEM

@pallid sapphire did you finish assult yet


which era chat
mid
hi sam
which nation should I be
nazca
flamingeddon
wtf @left mantle
why are the people in chat speaking upside down and backwards
i thought you werent in oceaniana servers

wouldn't it be funny if the 3rd choice was also shrink ray
i expected that when i rolled 3rd augment
but nah
apparently these are randomly generated unique robots that drop more advanced loot than regular versions
time to hunt 'em down 
I got the Kord and the Beacon
Im about to unlock the combat engineer perk
Just need like 400 vehixle damage with a rocket
HALO FANS DESERVE NOTHING!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥
bro has no knowledge of the concept that stressful jobs accelerate aging
Hey we heard you like shrink ray
Also love that shrink ray works on towers
damn its almost like humanity was fucking losing during this war and she recently lost her dad
but i guess this guy knows more than us
They look so fucking goofy scaled down
forgive me for liking halo in the big 2025 chat
i will be better
killing this person
Foe Hammer finaly got a Face after 27 years
Odst was poggies
It shown the covenant from the perspective of just a soldier
Which wss truly horrifying
Unless you plsyed on easy
Then fuck you
ehhh game was still pretty easy on legendary
we are just a slightly weaker master chief
with a weird ass grenade throw arc

you see that dispatch concept art
why are you doing this
I cried so now you have to

noisy
what this meme means 
do you know mariah carey
idk
basically after halloween she's on every radio station singing about christmas. Pretty much the american christmas anthem.
I think its only a American thing
Scary
Every. Single. Radio. Station. Plays. This. Fucking. Song. Past. October.
santa is fucking dead
It's the most annoying and aggravating shit known to man
makes me happy my radio station is broke 
I should make a radio station and not play that song so that people arent dying inside for 2 months
Which one looks better? Black plastic or the wood?
always wood
who on earth listens to radio in the year of our lord 2025 though
woob
idk my shit only got bluetooth
everything else broken
Good stuff! I finally found a full set of these wood parts

fella thats a mini melon
me at work
well hello
hi
I'm doing my pa--
wait this is stargate
plastic... and would be even better if the magazine also matched color
bonsai watermelons
i wish this game was good :(
it isn't? 
Doesnt polymer mod give your gun lighter weight?
Tanke
It does, yup! But it's like maybe half a kilo, it's not that much
fr?
Bit late for that, I already ditched the plastic..
probably due to fortnite 
i made this
simpsons came out today, right?
yep
woaaah
Tbh
thats real
It might help you conceal better in darker area
why is windows keyboard popping up
But if you are running around w purple backpack it doesnt make much different
eh
email dox
It’s November 1st for me..
You know what that means..
#KpopDemomHunters https://t.co/UbMmGCy21m
everyone knows em at this point
this is so fucking scary
but since you mentioned it
im signing you up for buzzfeed newsletters
I kinda got a Mosin on me so... I already look like a huge target heheh
Mosin is peak (i have not played DayZ)
xD
I meannnn, it reliably one shots players~
Aaand people always ditch them for better guns so I can get SOMETHING
aw man
lmao
I think VS98 is better now
sam why did you leak spongebob
Yup, I know! The problem's actually FINDING them tho
VS98 and M14 are found in more like contesting area
I don't have luck with loot..
what???
I usually gotta kill people to get that kinda stuff heheh
author is transphobic
yeah i know that

harry potter in fortnite???
Run to air base
Get shot
Spend another 2 hours to run there again
tf
brother
bruhhh
who the fuck even plays fortnite
I thought we had Harry Potter in Fortnite for a while or am I being weird
I let those lil gremlins go ahead and loot all that stuff just so I can kill them and take it :3
people
why
fun
@oblique belfry
sad
fornite hate in the big 2025
millions of people 
i thought doge was a league addict
He is both League addict, Fortnite addict and CS2 addict
oh
You have the worst of all 3 in 1 person
not a employment addict i see
and 100% achivements addict
the four horsemen of the gaming apocalypse
employment sober
magic is so unbelievably busted in daggerfall even with mods to tone it down like jesus christ
WOAAATTTT
When is Venomous Samantha
even ants play fornite
she died due to liver failure
using magic is cool because it's a fantasy game but it feels boring because of how ridiculous it is
skill
So is she some kind of ya kno
Invisible?
comprehensive brain damage
im curing your poison
has the memory gone
ah fuck
hor hor hor hor hor
or or or or or
boy i hate to be that gal
I should comission someone to draw withered Allesia
man tbh i died in 2023
transgender men
damn
frederick fazington III:
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why is shaggy doing that
Sir Frederick Fazgerald the Third from hit series Five Evenings at the Luncheon with Sir Frederick Fazgerald the Third
?
oh dear heavens
may his companion Bonathan Rabbitfeld II not come along
Someone is emulating your PC
LEGO ACCOUNT
LEEMMMEEEIIIINNN
You are about to be drone striked
no
are you in ?
yeah i was able to log into
bastard
I have a way for you to be able to play more game
fuck you mean you dont have gta on your steam
she wouldnt do that
I CANT EVEN TEST GTA V
yep
oh yeah its dead dead
i got it for free on epic lmao
why would i have it on steam
shit launcher
w o w.
Hopefully it stays dead
me trying to remember the name of that one cowboy rockstar game
how would i get it on steam
dead dead deademtion 2
the dead of deads are deading to dead
Me when I tried to confirm if the bear that I shot it multiple time is actually dead
I don't have it on steam either
i guess ill play gta v tommorow
wtf
it was free on epic years ago
console gamer bro
I have a physical copy and it uses the rockstar launcher
@oblique belfry play Red Dead Online
No way you unlocked everything
play rdr1 online
i still have GTA V on disc for ps4
Doge needs to 100 RDR1 yeah
duh
A friend of mine still has my PS3 copy of GTAV
god's strongest uneployed gamer
Like, he's a lil bitch that thinks that all achievements means 100% 

thats what i care
and im having fun doing it
Don't care didn't ask
pyrson stop bullying doge
on rare occasions like new content on game i already 100%'d, i replay it
Never
5 years dungeon
He deserves to be bullied, just like you
doge
for what though
Try me
Do you prefer to be stabbed or shot
neither will work
my bulbous american form will block it
idk

I'm not asking you, piss off
depends since some bullets expand in u and some arent powerful for the whole pressure explosion tbing
i dont care fuck you

That's nice 
are you a child
Yeah that's what i would've did
QRT: guiltron_
https://t.co/Ili6WdZJTL
wonder what will be my steam replay 2025 will be
So I will use you as a projectile and accelerate you towards Doge
vyper is fucking paste
man wtf
how you gonn lift me up
Part of my job is lifting things up, I think I can manage
oh
If not we also have a forklift
i started the year with fc1 
i remember this arc

googoo gaagaa
gonna report to discord
then afterwards ditched fc2 
Is goat milk ok?
malaria simulator
dont think i ever tried it
Drink milk
I personally can't taste the difference
Straight from the source I see
oh ye this year i finished doom 2016 and eternal
i am going to die
...HUH?
she is going to kill me
fc1 and fc2 are so wildly different you can easily forget that they are from the same series
not before u finishing RR5 
Birb are you more of a chicken or maybe more of a turkey
fc1 is just a linear story
nah im not a narc
and fc2 is the bare foundation of the series
whats funnier
i have a lack of general principles
and fc2 is a nihilism simulator

crazy
Yeah I noticed that
thats good
Both
Both is good
Bite one side - tasty chimken
Bite the other side - Doge
theres some beef hidden in there as well
With whom
👀
Who do you have beef with, I will remove them
Hey!
we're gonna get you
AHHAHAHAHAAA
NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE THREE BIRDS
I'M STILL SLIDING
im doing the backdoor ending
Kinky
nuh
I didn't know you're into that
NUH

as in
im gonna kill more important characters
bring the shit to a fat fuck
and kill a dude in a volcano
🎲 12
-# 1d20
you didnt specify
Yeah I just wanted you to roll, no reason
(writes down the result)
Don't worry about it
(checks papers)
🎲 4 +3 ➡️ 7
-# 1d20 +3
Won't come back later in the campaign at all
(checks papers again)
Def a good result, don't worry
no no no
wrong wrong wrong
I did this at least once to my players tho
Asked them to roll, pretended it meant something
Didn't get back to it at all
dam
pyrson is going to kill me
sam i can easily escape
these kids man smh
about 300 shots later..
bro forgot the entire thing above
?
Provide me enough goat and I might forget it 
I require sacrifice
Or else I will spawn behind you
And...
...unplug your computer
mmmm

yo mama
fortnite kids are having a meltdown in fn discord
Question is which skins they want to undress


fortnite adults are quietly grieving then?
no they are also having a meltdown too
right now its just "lets get this message to 100 reacts" or some shit like that
they are now spamming that
-10% take it or leave it
uh oh
why uhoh
wonder how long it will take them

i saw femboys earlier
There's always the next year
they already lost

anyway im gonna look at more muffet now
take what
Send me some, it's joever anyways
people actually unironically do nnn?
crazy
but yeah 
It funni
scroll my twitr
epic still broken
Good
wierdos obsessed with purity or just psychos who like a challenge
next victim
nofap itself is a bunch of pseudoscience junk
porn addiction exists yes, but nofap is just puritanism bullshit
New PFP dropped
I LOVE THIS GAME
I have like 240 hours in that game
Unironically one of my favorite games of all time, devs killed it too soon
I've beaten it after very major update
Bag of chips acquired
same
flavour?
Nature flavored
Regular
It's the tiny bags I gave out for Halloween
I have 30 left
That boy ain't right
done
Making me want to replay it you cunt
dont play video games

play board games old man
walked out of this fight with more AR ammo than I had going in
bolty ammo went poof tho
i could go for sum chips rn...
I've called elk in with chips before.
These are some damn good chips.
thats me
activated
im clicking for a concerning reason
killed a unique bot
now there's 8 of them after me
and they're taking a LONG time to deaggro
5 stars. 
yeah that happens
did you meet the big big fuckers yet
I wanna loot the unique one I took down
yea I destroyed a tank and a harveter sooner
even sent screenshots
wah wah ignoring me
wah wah
something something
wah
i hate you

https://fixvx.com/Ta5tyy2/status/1984750514706526355 @oblique belfry @blazing maple
im not used to seeing this video unlobotomized
Fartnite
https://t.co/GhnAVwA2hC
QRT: Zigzaglawyer
I think the only time I felt any joy that event was watching homer bomb flanders
we are finally in epic 
I like plain chips
Salt and Vinegar
or
Sea Salt and Vinegar
me and doge after invading the HQ for free vbucks

night all 

gwa
salt n peppah
im eep now
time to confuse ppl again
@sour rivet
peel
@oblique belfry
yuh
for what purpose 
IS THIS HIT GAME STALKER GROK AUTOMATED MODULAR MODPACK FOR ANOMALY 


what game is thsi?
Left 4 Dead 2 but i heavly modded it
bullshit
as heavily as Gammer?
fat banan
kill him
cant use the "pet backpacks" as companions
of fucking course we cant
not even 30 days btw
let the zone take me if i am
more than gammaer
i swear
i saw somth about jonesy dog being a companion
item shop prolly
tf happenin on the 30th then
we're getting a end event






time chat


i miss her



