╟❓general-offtopic

[timber oxide]

It isn't

[green granite]

Gimme good setup

Lemme try it again

[timber oxide]

I had no issues even on default

[green granite]

The optic jumps so badly guess its just not for me

[timber oxide]

But I'm a recon main so I have no real issues with hitting people at range

Speaking of

[static axle]

you just need parts, and usually its double tap for a kill atleast in hc

[timber oxide]

I came to the conclusion that there's no real reason to use DMRs instead of sniper rifles

[green granite]

The only DMR worth using I think is the SVK

[timber oxide]

The only benefit is the lack of scope glint

M39 has better fire rate and that does a lot for that gun

[green granite]

I am pretty sure if you put a long range scope on it still gives glint

[static axle]

svd has really good handling

[timber oxide]

No, there's no glint on DMRs

[green granite]

I havent used the fictional bullpup thing

[green granite]

Damn really?

[timber oxide]

On the other hand, sniper rifles have glint with any sights other than irons now

Someone actually tested it

[green granite]

Its funny cuz I never use sniper rifle for long range

[static axle]

imma say it, game needs sniper limit

not recon limit

sniper limit

[timber oxide]

No cause then I have no weapon

[green granite]

Kinda hard to enforce ya kno

But yeh I do hate being shot by sniper 0.1 seconds stepping outside

[static axle]

i thought you used dmr

[timber oxide]

Not anymore

[static axle]

[timber oxide]

I see no benefit in doing so

[green granite]

This is actually first BF game where shotgun is outperformed like everything else

Maybe 2042 too

[timber oxide]

DMRs take longer to kill and still don't give enough protection at short range to use them instead of a sniper rifle that a recon is proficient with

[green granite]

Kinda hate how they made gun has mad recoil along with bloom

Like just pick one

Jesus

[timber oxide]

What are you yapping about

[green granite]

Idk shotgun rn feels very easy to deal with

And unlike ya kno 1 where you run in and slam everyone to the ground w shotgun

[timber oxide]

I don't actually know cause I never played 1

[green granite]

Not saying its a bad gun just saying it feels like every other types of gun can beat it even at CQC

[timber oxide]

Shotguns are extremely strong at cqc tho

[green granite]

The pump shotgun is consistent w the 1 shot kill but semi auto feels very inconsistent

[timber oxide]

That's because it deals slightly less damage with buck

[green granite]

I used to love the 1014 in BF4 but in here it feels weird

[timber oxide]

But they both do 100 with slugs and have 1.34 modifier to head, making the semi shotgun better

[green granite]

Interesting

I need to grind for S12K

[timber oxide]

The third shotgun deals the least amount of damage and I believe it needs 2 shots with both buck and slugs

[green granite]

Ngl when I grinded for the SS26 shotgun gadget I thought its gonna be a buckshot shotgun that you can underbarrel mount it but I was very disappointed when I found out it can't

[timber oxide]

Oh yeah, another thing

Buckshot doesn't deal extra headshot damage

It has a 1.0 head modifier

So no bonus

iirc most guns have 1.34 and some bullet types can make it go up to 1.75

What I do know for certain

[oblique belfry]

(RIP)

[timber oxide]

Is that UMP has 1.34 default, 1.5 hollow point and 1.75 synthetic

[timber oxide]

Michael kept making movie references until he died of ligma

[green granite]

The fox everyone loves

The fox everyone hates

[sick trail]

November weather

[green granite]

Bangladesh????

[timber oxide]

I don't hate it, I counter rat it

I just need to hit it once and unlike the fox, I can still drive without the driver

[oblique belfry]

wanted to check out the highest priced steam game

fuck is this

[sick trail]

Oh ye

The "I'm scamming you, please buy it"

[oblique belfry]

SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID

jesus christ its all scam games

or slops

anyways tiem to slep now

tomorrow family comes back from vacation

no more moving the couches

anyways

[opal star]

[sour rivet]

im hard

[oblique belfry]

Why the fuck did i open my phone to see this message

bastard

[restive bear]

HOLY I MADE BANK TODAY IN WF

SOMEONE BOUGHT ALL MY NEO JUNK RELICS WOOO

I ran out of trades

Today is good chat

Investing is a success

[sour rivet]

3 plat pls

[restive bear]

I'm sorry birb

But i must hoard more

[sour rivet]

[sick trail]

Birb go farm prime shit and sell it for 2p each ya dip

[sour rivet]

no this prime shit is for me and baro

[sick trail]

Go sell off Axi shit then

[sour rivet]

no its mine

[sick trail]

[sour rivet]

you will take this khora mod for 15 plat and you will like it

[sick trail]

"Go earn it"
"Nuh-uh"

[sour rivet]

a measly 3

[sick trail]

I ain't installin' warframe on my lil xiaomi pos for 3p

[sour rivet]

good thing i aint askin you

[sick trail]

Hey @elder anvil do you have 3p to spare

[sour rivet]

Scary!

[elder anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/peely-fortnite-peely-fortnite-fortnite-dance-brainrot-gif-7459974869028309667

yeah

[sour rivet]

please dont hurt me

[elder anvil]

[sick trail]

My buddy here wants to go on a date with Baro

:)

He's 3p short

[sour rivet]

NUH UH

[elder anvil]

Don't I have you added in game

[sour rivet]

whats your name ingame

[restive bear]

Cornering this stupid thing

[sick trail]

He's bullying a fucking roomba

[sour rivet]

sam left me in vc all alone

[restive bear]

Clanker ain't cleaning my corners

[sour rivet]

i havent left the 1999 place

i miss ordis

[elder anvil]

im so rich

[sour rivet]

damn you broker than me

[elder anvil]

MyNameIsAnon#751

[sick trail]

Pick up a broom, splitlip

[rocky turtle]

damn i wanna try galaxy expanded mod for Mass efffect 3

[restive bear]

I won't cuz u called me that

[rocky turtle]

i need to beat peak effect 2 first

[sick trail]

I think Warframe has a new quest out, guys

[sour rivet]

THE CONCLAVE.

[restive bear]

Perhaps

[sick trail]

Maybe I will go back and play through them questies

[restive bear]

Dry add me

[elder anvil]

Waiting for the friend request to give away my life savings

[restive bear]

I can buy

Seven (7) forma bundles rn

But nah

I need to hoarb

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-based-fed-federal-agent-youre-a-fed-fed-detected-gif-27464914

[elder anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/hyena-bug-gif-6231081143301788594

Where's the friend request

I must give you 3p

[sour rivet]

look with your eyes
not with your hands

[elder anvil]

get in here

[sour rivet]

fish

[elder anvil]

No more plat, broke boy

[sour rivet]

you should talk more in offtopic

NOW

[elder anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-homer-simpsons-hide-disappear-gif-16799752

Back into #╟🔰☢newbies-chat I gooooooo

@ me for Warframe stuff oooooooo

[sour rivet]

[elder anvil]

[sick trail]

He can't follow you because he's afraid of <REDACTED>

[elder anvil]

I'm afraid of what

or is Birb afraid

[sick trail]

Latter

Dumbo

p!isaw

[muted gyro]

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[elder anvil]

_ _

shut up

[sick trail]

Formatting fail

[sour rivet]

i wont go to newbies because i am not a newbie

unlike the fellers there I READ the guides

[sick trail]

He think he's all that

[sour rivet]

I am all that

Im him

i've always been him

i will continue to be him

unless something life changing happens

[sick trail]

You got a license for that Him

[sour rivet]

then i'll b her

[sour rivet]

yeah

[sick trail]

Bri'ish

[sour rivet]

Right here

[sour rivet]

48 minutes alone in the vc
i dunno if i am to leave or not im confoos

[sick trail]

My guy you can call again later

[little depot]

💀

[sour rivet]

its like waiting for your friend to enter their house before you drive away

[little depot]

You can't even drive

[sick trail]

Lil bro acting like an abandoned puppy

[sour rivet]

its a figure of speech you rotten apple

[sick trail]

[sour rivet]

yes i have abandonment issue

i mentioned this earlier

[little depot]

Woman

It's a discord call

[sick trail]

She will be back

[sour rivet]

SHE HATES ME!!!

her family returned so shes prob wit hthem

[sick trail]

Somehow, Sam returned

[little depot]

Just like

Show up at her door

And ask

It's not that deep

[sick trail]

On one knee, too

[left mantle]

Your generosity disgusts my inner greed

[sour rivet]

Our plantonic marriage

[sick trail]

I do wonder

[sick trail]

The yapper

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

😔 i didnt get to use all these before losing purple

ah well still sending it

[carmine laurel]

[elder anvil]

[sick trail]

But which is the 6th track

[sick trail]

Dw it's worse here

[sour rivet]

6 as in 6th chapter

[sour rivet]

anyway i wonder if automod will hit this one

oh wait i renamed it

twas called this

you cant kill me for this

[sour rivet]

i LEFT HER

doomed to be in the void forever

[sick trail]

Infinity Fumble

[sour rivet]

ah ah

she fumbled

by not leaving first

[sick trail]

Discord will kick her out of the call in a bit

[sour rivet]

in like

5 mins?

3?

smh didnt even close bf6 either

WASTING power

anyway uhhh

its 46f and theres a chance its gonna be frosty outside

[frail leaf]

🌡️ 46.0f (fahrenheit) is equal to 7.778c (celsius)

[sick trail]

Ah

[sour rivet]

it dropped as low as 20f back in jan

[sick trail]

Warmer than here

[sour rivet]

her away status is gone

mfw she returned when i leave

[sick trail]

Sat in VC for nearly an hour

Leaves when Sam returns

[sour rivet]

unless misty bumped the mouse or somth

[little depot]

Actual power move ngl

[sour rivet]

she wants me dead

😔

[frozen void]

I dont

[green granite]

OMG

I HAVENT PLAYED DIV 1 SINCE FOREVER

[sour rivet]

Wah

[pallid sapphire]

Noooo

[rocky turtle]

new drip

[upbeat verge]

chat you ever wake up with a runny nose

[blazing maple]

most kills I've gotten

[rocky turtle]

[upbeat verge]

@rocky turtle yall cannot the amon amart and hello kitty drip

@blazing maple

[frozen void]

Zesty

I see ivan on the street i make cross sign

[real aspen]

if i see ivan on the streets i prepare to die

[upbeat verge]

???? how

its a fucking character

you fragile masculine fuck

[frozen void]

I have seen exactly 0 men wearing Hello Kitty man you are alone in this

Cool shirt tho

[upbeat verge]

well those men dont know drip

[pallid sapphire]

AYOOOOO

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/17500/view/501703086540063058?l=german

[upbeat verge]

how is that my problem

[real aspen]

you had hello kitty girls

now you get

hello kitty men

never let the two come in contact

or the universe goes poof

[pallid sapphire]

https://youtu.be/JBYyfu0dLys?si=FalKrip-5UIL3Vvq

[upbeat verge]

i enjoy hello kitty because shes cute
they enjoy hello kitty because theyre insane

[sick trail]

I used to play this one a lot

It was silly

But great

[blazing maple]

absolute drip ivan

[slim magnet]

wow i kinda got the itch to make a new ig account to post the (closet) crossplay photos but my phone camera fucking blows

also a weird ass kind of way to get a confidence boost

now i don't feel as bad with my body

[upbeat verge]

@blazing maple @sick trail @frozen void

[sick trail]

https://static1.e621.net/data/55/97/5597842a9b26eafcfac71501b3d81a14.gif

[upbeat verge]

weekly lidl shopping

[slim magnet]

mood

[frozen void]

How about you post a stalker mod instead bbg

[slim magnet]

i'm holding recoil 2.0 at ransom

(money and or will to mod anomaly, whichever comes first)

the code is almost 99% done

[upbeat verge]

then finish the 1%

[slim magnet]

give me coin

[upbeat verge]

nah

do it for free like the rest of stalker modders

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/ultra-kill-coin-peaches-peach-v1-gif-1836948023084674502

[slim magnet]

you think they do it for free

[upbeat verge]

is joke

[slim magnet]

any of the kek emojis

i still can't find the optimal placement for the hair feather

[frozen void]

Are you russian?

@sour rivet

Look what i found

[slim magnet]

no i'm 🔥🔥 = 🇨🇱 xXchilenoXx 🇨🇱 master 🇨🇱 race 🇨🇱 = 🔥🔥 au au au

[oak magnet]

make money from it

money is good

and i need more of it

today im gonna channel my medication’s powers into cleaning room and making ebay/vinted postings for shit to sell

[slim magnet]

nah i'm really really far from being even remotely close to being comfortable with my body or finding myself to be pretty without using a very specific set of clothes

but yeah i would totally do that actually

[oak magnet]

i see

confidence takes time

took me years

[slim magnet]

it's not confidence if your body is straight up bad

[oak magnet]

its harder for you i assume, i hope you can make it

[oak magnet]

its confidence in spite of things

everything is subjective anyhow

[slim magnet]

nah dude like real talk be fat positive if you want

i don't like it for my body

[oak magnet]

thats valid

[slim magnet]

it's not confidence

i'm confident my body is not in shape

[oak magnet]

i see now

[slim magnet]

very confident at that

[oak magnet]

well you have a will, find a way

[slim magnet]

been at it for a year with like a sub 1% change

despite trying like everything

[oak magnet]

but im not good for weight loss advice, im priveleged to have a wierd megabolism

[oak magnet]

gonna sound rude, u tried calorie deficit right?

ive been seeing more that its not about eating extremely healthy but just keeping track of calories etc

[slim magnet]

yeah lmfao i've been on a deficit for literally a year

yes i do count liquids

yes i do have a day where i eat more to not slow my metabolism to a crawl

no i'm not overeating

yes i do drink plenty water

[rocky turtle]

jesus christ firewalker dlc is garbage

and people paid money for it

[slim magnet]

when weight loss started it was going insanely fucking fast under those conditions

[frozen void]

Its ok then you cant ask money, only RU modders do that

[slim magnet]

i lost like 15kg in a month no joke

[rocky turtle]

for real?

[thin bobcat]

it's a common pattern

yes

[slim magnet]

and then i slowly gained 5kg over the course of some months, which i assume was the gym giving me muscle mass

[frozen void]

Yeah most modding drama and paid mods are made by Ru modding community

[slim magnet]

but then i stopped going to the gym and adjusted the diet

and been on a like sub 1% weight reduction per month since then

[rocky turtle]

[frozen void]

I lost 22kg since i started gym myself 2 years ago

[thin bobcat]

idk, can't speak about gaining / losing weight, i had a whole year in which i always went to mcdonalds at 1 am and i gained like 3kg over the whole year

[frozen void]

I didnt go diet but i cut off any sugar drinks and bread

[thin bobcat]

but i didn't eat anything outside of that meal at midnight

[frozen void]

Definetely good choice

[thin bobcat]

Congrats

Need to also start going to the gym again but the ones around me all kinda suck

[slim magnet]

also need to go back to the gym to get better legs and booty

[thin bobcat]

I mostly just want my physique back lmao

I haven't been to the gym for so long, my protein powder already went rock hard

[frozen void]

Mine is great and close luckily but they increased the price by 15% again

Its becoming rly expensive especially if you cant go due work and shit and you waste days

[thin bobcat]

I only have gyms around with predatory contracts

Like minimum 1 year was the best I have found till now

[frozen void]

1 year lol thats crazy

[thin bobcat]

And it's that predatory scheme of "cheap for the first 4 months then 70€"

[oak magnet]

i need to run again but im not sure if running on this medication is a good idea

[frozen void]

Here you can buy individual sessions , monthly etc etc

I bought 8 sessions a month cause i cant go more than 2 days a week anymore cause of work

In the summer imma get more

[oak magnet]

ok i can run

i need to swin actually swimming is good

[thin bobcat]

There were pretty nice gyms in Bucharest, ngl

[frozen void]

Yeah they have good stuff because there is competition there

[thin bobcat]

Everything there was so much better, I was on the verge of just moving there entirely, literally a in-the-moment decision

[frozen void]

They have to keep up + you have a phone app sponsor shit now and some.have discounts

Like monthly for 40 euros

[thin bobcat]

But then the headache that comes with it came back around pretty quickly

[frozen void]

Any time of the day

[frozen void]

True i guess it cpuldnt have been that easy

I would wait idk they increased taxes on everything now to cover the debt lmao

Ppl are pissed

[thin bobcat]

Time to create a gym management software and make it so cheap that every gym uses it, then just add my name into every one of them to get free gym subscriptions

[frozen void]

You prob could just tell them to give you free membership as a deal

And they would, if its like a private gym and not a chain or shit

[thin bobcat]

It's not as good of a deal if they know about it, then I'd fuck myself over with the pricing lmao

I don't even know the market rates for gym management suites ngl

[oak magnet]

anyone know a good running app

[thin bobcat]

nope, i just use my apple watch

[oak magnet]

thats fair

id love an app that would show me any running routes with no inclines

[thin bobcat]

Yeah, it never is

The main reason is the dual tax, when I move without moving my company, I would pay income tax twice, while you can avoid that to a degree, it's not possible to avoid it in it's entirety

I even looked into questionable schemes, like creating a second company in the country I reside in and creating invoices to that company to avoid paying income tax in germany lmao

But my accountant advised against it

[green granite]

Ifunny mark

[subtle sage]

Mark of the beast

[blazing maple]

new best

[rocky turtle]

gamer

[oak magnet]

god animals with greed sicken me

as something you see in humans, that animals also have greed

insane

[subtle sage]

Wrath

[hexed kernel]

hii chat :3

[rocky turtle]

soon

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/hoshimi-miyabi-wave-hello-zenless-gif-14994531414271966981

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/morning-morning-coffee-morning-cat-coffee-cat-bad-hair-cat-gif-15321813803706352483

[proven tundra]

Good morning chatters

[rocky turtle]

stonks

[rocky turtle]

[uneven sapphire]

[oak magnet]

sometimes i love instagram

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/no-country-for-old-men-anton-chigurh-call-it-coin-toss-gif-17673737021903534697

[celest plank]

You married into it

[dry nova]

sup motherlovers

[upbeat verge]

offtopic might enjoy this one

[proven tundra]

I have no idea what's going on there Ivan

[upbeat verge]

its a lego figurine

[proven tundra]

[heavy junco]

I watched this with my friend two days ago
Yesterday we watched American Psycho
Her and I are on a sigma roll rn

[sick trail]

[covert ocean]

anyone tried the mushroom warframe

[proven tundra]

[oak magnet]

into what

[heavy junco]

Fake sigma

[oak magnet]

i have something better

[oak magnet]

i dont remember that line :(

[celest plank]

At what time do you go to bed

[heavy junco]

Sir?

[celest plank]

Youre a bit deaf, arent ya

[glad parrot]

(we got movie re enactments goin on here now?)

[dry nova]

Can't take you seriously with that newcomer icon ngl

[hexed stag]

Hi chat 💚

[proven tundra]

87/100 for EU5 from PC Gamer

[blazing maple]

They should add a night map to bf6

[proven tundra]

[heavy junco]

I used to read that magazine in physical form like 12 years ago

If not more than that

[proven tundra]

Same but uh like 30 years ago? Lol

Nintendo Power

EGM

[heavy junco]

Theyve been around for a while thats for sure

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/trigger-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-bye-bye-lixovsk-gif-12917996180649619993

[proven tundra]

1993

Yep sounds about right

[timber oxide]

There was exactly one night map in BF4 and nobody played it

[blazing maple]

I wouldn't know I only played battlefield heroes

[timber oxide]

So now you know

And regardless I'm positive that even if people wanted a night map, they'd still complain about it if it got introduced

[proven tundra]

Ye but people complain about everything

Fuck em

[real aspen]

and then people complain about people who complain

[blazing maple]

gamers deserve nothing

[real aspen]

it's a circle

of complaining

forever and ever

[proven tundra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1358542281766076573/1434110094320209921/Screenshot_20251101_093401_YouTube.jpg?ex=6907229a&is=6905d11a&hm=8c8f05846145428276401faeb03152bea572996b51cc27425f448e58555f1fd6&

[glad parrot]

Insurgency has night maps too and NOBODY votes for them

Everyone hates 'em and the only time you actually get them is like

A lobby just started and it randomly selected it

The GREEN is.. aggressive on the eyes

[proven tundra]

[glad parrot]

Haaai!

Green Rat dad

[proven tundra]

[glad parrot]

RAT APPLE...

[sick trail]

Rapple...

[glad parrot]

No way..

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/shikimori-shikimoris-not-just-cute-shikimoris-not-just-a-cutie-anime-anime-anime-girl-gif-26002811

[blazing maple]

Now... show me repsi...

[sick trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1222929155755081918/1393322426053693471/DryGone.webp

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hello-hi-chat-hi-cat-cat-hi-gif-22514181

[rocky turtle]

what i should take

[proven tundra]

Particle beam sounds cool

[rocky turtle]

grunt noooo

[real aspen]

why are you fancy

[umbral sluice]

Clapping butt cheeks on ARC Raiders

8 runs, 8 extracts with 1 or 2 kills almost every time

[blazing jackal]

[timber oxide]

War Thunder has night mode and everyone hates it

[hexed kernel]

i vote for them

[uneven sapphire]

cuy im hella fancy

[oak magnet]

no u not

[hexed stag]

update your discord or whatever

[little depot]

🛫

[sick trail]

Memes in general

Imaginary Technique: Josta

[uneven sapphire]

i love my chinese spyware as it is thank you

[little depot]

what general chat

this server doesnt have a general chat

[oak magnet]

ok

[uneven sapphire]

Yummy XP

[oak magnet]

general offtop

also hi azu

[little depot]

🛫

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-wave-hatsune-miku-gif-22384247

[uneven sapphire]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/939304208249806871/1224382546809458758/410hor.gif

[oak magnet]

im actually liking life

[glad parrot]

:3

[oak magnet]

like what the FUCK is this

is this what being content feels like

i dont even want to be stoned for a week or two

[little depot]

Josta would start calling your slurs and muting you for shit other people did

[sick trail]

[little depot]

Persona players bathe???

[oak magnet]

u been here that long?

[little depot]

?

ive been here for two years

[oak magnet]

oh damn

nice

i had lunch

pan fried cepeliniai

[oak magnet]

looks a bit wack but i promisenits good

[glad parrot]

Josta would do a staged bot attack on a channel and blame it on someone who's not even involved

[little depot]

He would never be able to do such an intellectually involved stunt

[hexed stag]

looks like dumplings but open, idk

[little depot]

[glad parrot]

He's that dumb?

To be honest, I don't remember ever seein a Josta..

[little depot]

Probably for the better

[glad parrot]

Like I keep tryna think back but like I got nothing

[blazing jackal]

[glad parrot]

..I guess he wasn't all that noteable of a person

[little depot]

Eh

[blazing jackal]

Offtopic was more alive with josta tho

[little depot]

a few people definitely had a few "josta was right" tears down their cheeks

when josta got banned

[glad parrot]

Fair! He sure did leave his mark since people still reference him and stuff

[little depot]

Its more symbolic than anything atp

[glad parrot]

Do you have statistics to back this up...

[little depot]

what he actually did no loinger matters

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/no-correlation-xy-dots-gif-7901710

[blazing jackal]

No, just my feelings

[glad parrot]

Oh yeah... I see it now, he really did keep Offtopia alive!

[glad parrot]

Y'know what I think of your feelings???

[hexed kernel]

the great offtopic rebublic*

[glad parrot]

YOUR FEELINGS

Are :3

[glad parrot]

The Offtopia Monarchy versus the Great Offtopic Rebublic...

[hexed kernel]

offtopia sounds like ass

so republic wins

[glad parrot]

I see people say Offtopia so... like a true follower, I follow that pff

[little depot]

offtopic would be more of an oligarchy than anything

[glad parrot]

Who's the oligarchs then?

[little depot]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@little depot

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)

[little depot]

this would be our constitution

[glad parrot]

Waow..

[little depot]

for a republic to be a replublic you would need elected representatives

and seperation of power

[glad parrot]

The Great Offtopic Republic elections of 2025..

[little depot]

moderators are judge jury and executioner tho

[blazing jackal]

You also need the institution to rewoke representatives roles if they do shit

[hexed stag]

The Reds...

[glad parrot]

That'd make them like.. the army I guess?

[little depot]

Nope

Judicial branch

[glad parrot]

Hmmm

[little depot]

Executive branch is uh

[blazing jackal]

Yes, the best color

[little depot]

None

legislative is mostly green roles

[glad parrot]

Waaait

[little depot]

Hey thats my line

[glad parrot]

Does that mean that whenever a mod's threatening to merge with the other channel

It's an annexation?

[little depot]

Aye

[glad parrot]

...ARE WE THE BADDIES?

[little depot]

@hexed kernel

SEND THE PHOTO

[hexed kernel]

what photo

[little depot]

our glorious offtopic

[little depot]

thank you babe

[blazing jackal]

Glorpious

[little depot]

We are obviously the good guys

ignore the fact that im a white role

[glad parrot]

Ugh... that channel

[blazing maple]

FIIIIRST

[little depot]

is this set 17

[glad parrot]

I like that name pffff

[little depot]

long bacon jumpscare

[glad parrot]

...THATS IT

WATERBOARDING YOUR MIKU

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-miku-hatsune-miku-hatsune-washing-machine-gif-4863029126409914383

[little depot]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT DID MIGU DO TO DESERVE THOS

[glad parrot]

She's too cute..

[blazing jackal]

I first thought its LebanonJumpscare

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-uncanny-doll-gif-26007694

live miku reaction

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-miku-alert-miku-reaction-gif-5927355990371937453

:3

[little depot]

migu :3

[hexed kernel]

honorary purple

[little depot]

Thank you treeant

[glad parrot]

OHMAIGAAA

NEW @little depot PFP DROPPED

[little depot]

New pfp new me

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-2-cheers-happy-excited-gif-13406404385856133045

[little depot]

I have now half the rbaincells I had before

half of zero is still zero

[hexed kernel]

new me(ntal issues)

[glad parrot]

New pfp, new personality..

[little depot]

New attachment issues and new obsession

[little depot]

spooky migu

[proven tundra]

finally have a roof

[glad parrot]

...Halloween Migu

[little depot]

Can I get a ct result countdown

oh fuck my birthday is coming up

[proven tundra]

10 more days

[little depot]

ill be a fucking hag

[blazing jackal]

Valheim looking different today

[hexed kernel]

beehives
axe over the shoulder
cape
thatch roof

this is a valheim clone

[little depot]

Your ct scan is my birthday gift

[glad parrot]

Don't be like that! Think of it as uhh...

[blazing jackal]

Cbt scan

[glad parrot]

Y'know how wine ripens the more it ages?

That's you!

(probably)

[proven tundra]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the corner is slightly outside the plot

[glad parrot]

Oh you're cooked™

[proven tundra]

and I can't put a thatch eaves corner

[glad parrot]

That's gonna bother you forever..

[little depot]

me when I build on the edge of a plot

[proven tundra]

its on the side that faces away from the road and into a mountain

[little depot]

ill be 19 ill actually be rotting

[glad parrot]

Oh yeah no you'll be a fossil

[proven tundra]

but my neighbour will be bothered forever

[little depot]

im old and frail

[glad parrot]

FUCK THE NEIGHBORS, WHO CARES ABOUT THE NEIGHBORS

[oak magnet]

i need to change my pfp

[little depot]

Me

[oak magnet]

what should it be

[little depot]

I love my neighbors

[oak magnet]

i had my neighbour arrested

[little depot]

they give me gifts and shit

[covert ocean]

I hate my neighbors

[oak magnet]

he deserved it

[covert ocean]

i love warframe

[proven tundra]

you can barely notice with all the trees in the way

[glad parrot]

A picture of a McDonalds Hash Brown

[proven tundra]

[oak magnet]

no

[glad parrot]

Well, I tried~

[little depot]

Lets all agree to collectively ignore warframe gooners

[oak magnet]

what about this

WAIT

i got a good pfp idea

[little depot]

wait

be one of tjpse

[oorly drawn animals

[glad parrot]

Warframe gooners, that's WILD

[little depot]

with human faces

[oak magnet]

the almighty tibetan fox

[proven tundra]

I do need doors and some outside deco tho

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/kekeflipnote-fox-gif-18033585

[oak magnet]

rat i wont eat you

[glad parrot]

That puppy's got the tism..

[oak magnet]

i dont but i got tha add

inattentive yo

[proven tundra]

[oak magnet]

i love the tibetan fox to death i need to draw it

[little depot]

chat

[real aspen]

ahzu

[oak magnet]

what is it woman

[blazing jackal]

[glad parrot]

awazu

[little depot]

How do I annoy someone

when theyre at work

[oak magnet]

send them shit over and over

[little depot]

and not responding to me

[oak magnet]

call them and ask them about the weather

[little depot]

she doesnt even respond

until work is over

ALSO

[oak magnet]

the vibrations will kill her phone

[little depot]

THEY CHARGE

FUCKING

2 grand

for clothes

I need primes opinion on this

[blazing jackal]

Block this user, now his mind would be busy wondering what tf happened

[little depot]

@opal star americanapoopcock.com

check this shit out

[little depot]

True...

but itd also be my loss

[little depot]

nirmiwi

[glad parrot]

:3

[blazing jackal]

[little depot]

Have I mentioned how glad ur back?

[glad parrot]

Oh god no, not the DDR..

[little depot]

[oak magnet]

DDR WEAR

[blazing jackal]

Best Germany

[oak magnet]

i have a pin from ddr

[little depot]

chat should I get one

[oak magnet]

and a winter coat

[little depot]

Grotedeustchland >

[glad parrot]

Aaww~ Thanks! I'm glad to see you're still around as well!

[oak magnet]

democratic germany best germany

childcare for all

[little depot]

The erfurt union would like a word with you

[oak magnet]

fun fact: bangladesh’s full country name is the peoples republic of bangladesh

[blazing jackal]

I have a phennig from ddr

[oak magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/erich-honecker-honecker-ddr-east-germany-honecker-gif-27452374

[oak magnet]

whats that

OOH COINS

[blazing jackal]

A coin, made from aluminium

[oak magnet]

i have soviet celebration roubles

wait lemme find my ddr pin

[little depot]

schleswig holstein would always be german

[glad parrot]

Schleswig-Holsein is German

I dunno what you're talkin bout..

[blazing jackal]

Also have those

[oak magnet]

the mini mao i bought from aliexpress on a whim

[little depot]

Idk why the danes ever thought they could win tbh

[glad parrot]

Overconfidence?

[oak magnet]

who started it

[hexed kernel]

me

[little depot]

Yeah it was treeant

[blazing jackal]

As eastern pomerania and silesia?

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

[oak magnet]

i mean we’ve seen smaller armies do good against big

[blazing jackal]

Found it

[little depot]

why is the casualties for prussia just

blank

also god bless lichtenstein for 80 soldiers

[restive bear]

I played a single session in Plains of Eidolon and wow, it made me so detracted from warframe's core gameplay

[timber oxide]

You don't like fishing?!

[restive bear]

It just doesn't give off the same fun and experience I had wwhen I started

[little depot]

true

[restive bear]

I also did some bounties

Ngl those bonus objectives still suck ass if you wanna have the best rewards

But now I can craft that archon whip

[sick trail]

Plains of Eidolon would be better if Grineer enemies on it weren't shite

[timber oxide]

Fishing is the true endgame of warframe

[restive bear]

Playing Voruna on the open world didn't feel good for some reason

Anyway, she got a moustache

[blazing jackal]

they got a moustache now

[little depot]

@oblique belfry

Makoto is in fact not a bitch

But a BIG bitch

(i know its character depth and what not and I choose to have no literacy)

[restive bear]

For some reason, Bolkors can deflect nataruk shots and they make the arrows move very slow

[oak magnet]

OOOOOO

[blazing jackal]

i still have a small collection of coins left from my childhood

and postmarks

mostly about space, cause space is cool

[real aspen]

mmm bones

yummy

[oblique belfry]

damn

also what a timing

i woke up and held my phone and as soon as i opened it you pinged me

[oak magnet]

space is cool

[little depot]

I am the one who summons thee from the realm of consciousness

Rise my doge

[oblique belfry]

[little depot]

So you may wake in unemployment

[hexed kernel]

uneployed people when they have to play videogames all day again

wait a second i'm also uneployed

[oblique belfry]

shh

[little depot]

true

[rocky turtle]

birb right there

[blazing maple]

felt that

[little depot]

@mint narwhal

[mint narwhal]

wow! sounds like they should all get matching tracksuits and live in a basement together and do ketamine and have scary passionless group lex and only eat hot dogs and never let each other leave ever. this is just what the girls do for each other!

[little depot]

;ljkakldshjklfahj????????

[copper vapor]

not really
the original ninja gaiden 2 is still the best version

[little depot]

that is a sentence of all time

[copper vapor]

ng2 sigma is nerfed
ng2 black is less nerfed than sigma, but still nerfed

[pallid raft]

is there a way to get og? its only sigma in master collection

[copper vapor]

there might be but you need an xbox360 or an emulator

[mint narwhal]

it's reference to a film i watched recently...

[copper vapor]

still, between ng2 sigma and black I'd recommend black

[mint narwhal]

ok might be a bit too unhinged

[copper vapor]

it's closer to the original

[little depot]

Woman tf are u watching

[mint narwhal]

the one by louise weard

apparently the next film in the installment coming up has i saw the tv glow's director acting in it

[little depot]

I wonder of the production will be as ass

[mint narwhal]

it will be just like the last 2

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/shushuguard-dog-gif-26782017

[little depot]

can u call rn

Havent heard ya in a while

[mint narwhal]

yee 1 sec

[little depot]

bet

[restive bear]

What the hell were those creatures

[little depot]

throw a grenade at em

and youll findout

[pallid sapphire]

1 more fucking stim kill

fucking battlefield challenge

[copper vapor]

is that blasted steps

[restive bear]

Weird maggots

[restive bear]

Yes

[little depot]

not maggots

[copper vapor]

how are you that far with only 5 hp

[restive bear]

Damn, not in game anymore

[copper vapor]

[restive bear]

Maybe later

[little depot]

II was gonna ask

but ig u can speed run over there at the start of th egame from worm ways

[restive bear]

6 actually I'm missing like one mask

Cuz damag

I haven't even moved beyond act 1 cuz I haven't beaten first game yet

[real aspen]

baby judges/choir

[restive bear]

Awwww

Those were the kids of the murdering sentries in the blasted steps

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

Yo guys its me @sour rivet hey did that guy just kill children

[sour rivet]

[real aspen]

yes

[little depot]

Hornet has canonically fantasized about genocide

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/whothefuckstartsaconversation-gif-22983824

[real aspen]

also (almost) caused extinction of at least 1 bug species

[little depot]

She gets a ||girl boner at bellhart lmao||

[copper vapor]

"almost"?
just 1?
I must have been playing a different Silksong

[real aspen]

at least

[little depot]

this is pre silksong lore

:>

[real aspen]

im talking about jailers

[little depot]

hornet is old as shit

[restive bear]

She sounds young tho

[copper vapor]

the average IQ of gamers is a beautiful thing

in the First Sinner OST video I listen to

[little depot]

who is the best boss in silk song and why is it the first sinner

[real aspen]

hornet's mannerism is a of a goddamn granny what are you on about

[restive bear]

Uh damn, these must be spoilers

[copper vapor]

there's a comment saying
"first sinner still has dignity, the first thing she does is weave herself a dress"

then a reply
"damn u right, amazing attention to detail"

I dunno if the reply is sarcastic or if the guy is just so fucking braindead to the point where he didn't notice it himself

[restive bear]

I didn't finished first hk yet to know her lore

[copper vapor]

also the comment says she weaves herself a cloak, when it's clearly a dress

[little depot]

she doesnt have much lore in the first game

[restive bear]

Damn

[copper vapor]

in true fromsoft cocksucker fashion, the "lore" in the game is convoluted and vague
there's barely anything about hornet

[little depot]

its mostly about the vessel

[little depot]

in silksong its pretty spelt out in act 3 tho

[restive bear]

Only thing i know is I hear she's the sister of the knight

[little depot]

half sister

[sour rivet]

She also fw big ladies just like dad

[copper vapor]

gerara here with the fanfics

[proven tundra]

[little depot]

shes born of the ||pale king and herrah, she was adopted partly by the white lady and trained by the hive queen||

hive queen had more screen time in silksong than hk lmao

[restive bear]

[restive bear]

And big fluffers

Like omg i wanna see that huge flea in the game

[little depot]

The entirety of hollowknight and silk song is just convoluted family drama if u think abnout it

[little depot]

Hes out there

[restive bear]

HELL YEAH

[little depot]

u gotta find and even ||fight him||

[sour rivet]

Bro just be spoiling everything now

[little depot]

THE SPOILER TAG

IS THERE

FOR A FUCKING REASOn

[sour rivet]

JUST SAYB LESS

[little depot]

boohooo theres a giant flee

THATS LITERALLY IN THE ART

[sour rivet]

Yeah

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

Just say hes there

[copper vapor]

y'all weird

[sour rivet]

That's it

Dumbas

[restive bear]

Omg guys CALM DOWN I PROMISE I AIN'T CLICKING THE SPOILERS

[copper vapor]

birb getting triggered over spoilers that aren't even for him

[restive bear]

There's a big flea ight I wanna cuddle it and pet it

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/what-what-took-you-so-long-idiot-jack-horner-gif-27589260

[hexed kernel]

awooo

[restive bear]

Awooo

[little depot]

birb just wants me to die

BECAUSE HE HATES ME

AND PRAYS ON MY DOWNFALL

[copper vapor]

just tell him sam doesn't love him back

[little depot]

I would never do such a cruel thing

[sour rivet]

Who are we holding

[copper vapor]

weak

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/big-bird-lobotomy-corporation-pukeka-gif-11886012336153616925

[timber oxide]

That's technically correct

[copper vapor]

the best kind of correct

[little depot]

I saw that

[sour rivet]

She loves me

I have the images to prove it

[little depot]

the petscop daisy be like

[restive bear]

Birb lore

[upbeat verge]

wtf happened to soundtrack

I'm aware his account got deleted

but hes not even active on his new one

[sour rivet]

Birb lore was 12 hours ago

[fluid trout]

Had to treat myself a lil bit

[little depot]

I killed him

[upbeat verge]

:(

[fluid trout]

shit costed like 5 good yakiniku meal set

[little depot]

so like 15k yen?

[fluid trout]

half that, I aint bill gates man

[teal spade]

@marsh cargo @slim blaze @wet orchid

[little depot]

where tf are u getting yakiniku for 1.5k ?

[oblique belfry]

can y'all see both the moon and the sun at the same time ?

[little depot]

Yes

[slim blaze]

Bass boosted trap remix and it fits

[oblique belfry]

[oak magnet]

i can

it happens

[oblique belfry]

just thought of that question while looking at the moon and sunset

"what if some countries cannot see it "

[fluid trout]

small sets that only got 100g of meat on em

[teal spade]

dam @oak magnet is now a furry

[timber oxide]

Fucking furries

[little depot]

Whos fucking furries?

[oak magnet]

i like the tibetan fox

[oblique belfry]

👀

[teal spade]

based people

[oak magnet]

rent free

[solid sundial]

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[oak magnet]

i tell you

[timber oxide]

Did I stutter

[timid hollow]

Hang yourself

Jump off a clip

[oak magnet]

im gonna marinate a chicken for dinner :)

[timid hollow]

Maybe shoot yourself

[oblique belfry]

i know you would

[timber oxide]

After you

[oblique belfry]

because thats exactly what you would do

[timid hollow]

End that existence of yours

Your wasting air and nobody will miss you

[timber oxide]

You do it first and I will follow

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/address-me-jacinthe-pokemon-za-pokemon-legends-za-jacinthe-pokemon-gif-5175160777037548357

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yXKOgWvNL0

fuck is this ?

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/rr34-protogen-california-girls-roblox-gif-26374329

[timid hollow]

The hate i feel for you isnt possible to be put in words

[timber oxide]

Good

[timid hollow]

You are a lifeform below spicy

Below lyming

[oak magnet]

maybe we should kill both of you

[timber oxide]

Shut up furry

[oak magnet]

shared grave

[timber oxide]

Adults are talking

[oak magnet]

who said i was a furry