╟❓general-offtopic

[timber oxide]

Doger, what's your nick

[oblique belfry]

bro ditched hades 2 epilogue

smh

[oblique belfry]

what else can i use

glorpshit

scammers smh

[timber oxide]

That's a lie

I don't want to be your friend

[oblique belfry]

shuddup

[pallid raft]

im gona buy the voin

to play on steam deck

it looked cool in your screenies

[sour rivet]

i kill people

and then jump real high

and land on em

[pallid raft]

that sounds like a wrestling move

[sour rivet]

Dad told me to wake up and sent an electric current into me

[pallid raft]

did he now

[blazing maple]

I slept like 12 hours from yesterday to today

god I love sleeping

top 1 past times

[sour rivet]

buh

[pallid raft]

honk shoo honk mimimimimimi

[sour rivet]

i slept 8 hours and still feel like shit

why did you make me stay up longer sam

horrible mother

[green granite]

No

[copper vapor]

ok hunters not so scary now

just break their machine gun and mortar thing

[subtle sage]

Beats you at racing
Eats you out of business

Truly the Ashen Beast

[oblique belfry]

los santos economy is fucked up man

2k for a pizza 🥀

but a gun is like 500 dollas

[sour rivet]

oh hey

churgney posted all the songs seperate now

anyway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNiU6ObaOjg

[oblique belfry]

why is there so many fucking objectives

[copper vapor]

that's a lot of runners.

(each of those lightbeams is a robodog and there's more off-screen)

[green granite]

Who the hell paid 2000 for a pizza

That must be some cuisine shit

[blazing maple]

tariffs or smth

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

sam

game
help

[copper vapor]

glock 17?

[blazing maple]

are you asking me to play with you or decide a game to subject you to

[sour rivet]

both?

[blazing maple]

in order to do that I'd have to medicate

should I do so?

[copper vapor]

and a Heckinenpistole 5

[blazing maple]

This is where my story path shall branch depending on your answers

telltale style

[sour rivet]

med

[blazing maple]

Very well

Samantha shall remember that

[sour rivet]

im not your prescriptionist i am not legally qualified to give you this

i quite literaly done nothing but scroll twitter and watch vinny and jerma i need something else before i crashout

[green granite]

No

Its a Klaus 17

Wait until you see how ugly the old M16 looks in that game

[copper vapor]

I think I've seen it

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry also theres a freedom motif in one of the songs

i will strangle you with that whip Sammy

wait

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

Okay I've taken my pills

And been threatened

[sour rivet]

sin

ok but when did it start steam

oh wait

now until nov 3rd

why not longer

[oblique belfry]

bruh

flaming car of doom

killed me

[copper vapor]

I JUST GOT A WALLHACK FOR MY SCOPE

back to far far west tho

gotta win a raid on nightmare difficulty before the playtest is over

[green granite]

Playtest?

[copper vapor]

yes

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3124540/Far_Far_West/

Steam

Far Far West

Guns, Gears & Giddy-up!

Form a crew of bounty-hunting robot cowboys to take on dangerous contracts from the Town Sheriff. Team up with friends in 1-4 player co-op to track down dangerous targets, take them out, and bring home the bounty. It’s a dusty job, but someone’s gotta do it!…

Release Date

To be announced

▶ Play video

[blazing maple]

Okay while my medicine is kicking in I'll simply sit here and ponder

birb what game do you want to play

what

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-horse-you-have-alerted-the-horse-pretty-derby-uma-musume-gif-15063465391514740847

[green granite]

Agnes Tachyon

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/platinumgames/status/1984154295093383198 @copper vapor

PlatinumGames Inc. (@platinumgames)

📢#NINJAGAIDEN4 Wallpaper Project✨
Article here: https://t.co/GwDde5oTYH

DAZZUR: Lead Concept Artist
Responsibilities: Ryu, Kagachi, Magatsuhi, Kage-Hiruko, various D.D.O. weapons, etc.
Comment: This game is the ultimate action experience! Play it for yourself!

#NinjaGaiden #NG4

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 31, 2025, 7:03 AM

[green granite]

Omg

The guy from League of Legs

[sour rivet]

peak also on sale

well until sam figures out what we doin im back to listenin to music

[oblique belfry]

@timber oxide my gta crashed

????????

[timber oxide]

[oblique belfry]

i dont even know wtf happened

[blazing maple]

he doesn't know

[oblique belfry]

i just flicked the mouse to look behind then front

[sour rivet]

what

[oblique belfry]

it got stuck on motion blurred motion

and died

[timber oxide]

That gang attack bugged and when you left it disappeared

[blazing maple]

he didn't know

[oblique belfry]

lovely stuff

[sour rivet]

if you want my attention

[timber oxide]

So the reason why we couldn't find any is because the game still thought we were doing it

[sour rivet]

you gotta ping me

[sour rivet]

also that take is fucking horrible i wnat that man DEAD

[oblique belfry]

well guys i guess thats it

hungy

might make some stuff and play 1-2 rounds of aram and sleep

[blazing maple]

reach being so low

gotta be bait

[sour rivet]

to be honest

[timber oxide]

So what achievement were you hunting for specifically

[sour rivet]

halotwt has been a shitshow recently i wouldnt be surprised if it wasnt bait

[little depot]

Hmm I wonder why

[sour rivet]

and by recently i mean forever

fuck this fanbase

[timber oxide]

@oblique belfry Oh I also did the halloween survival today

[sour rivet]

fuck the developers

fuck microsoft

[blazing maple]

and mostly

fuck halo players

the deserve nothing

[sour rivet]

yeah fuck me

[blazing maple]

ten thousand years suffering upon them

[timber oxide]

Why are we hating on Halo players?

[blazing maple]

cause no matter what you give them they'l be ungrateful

hence they deserve nothing

[timber oxide]

Hey, ain't that gamers in general

[sour rivet]

10 years of shit halo

and i am very skeptical of this remake

[blazing maple]

yeah but halo players have had time to grow out of the phase they're still in it

[sour rivet]

because 343 keeps shooting themselves in the foot

[sour rivet]

me picking up the random soul bundle protected by several enemies in undead settlement (big money)

[blazing maple]

man I wish the new fortnite season was out

cause rn I don't wanna play anything

I just wanna go back to sleep

[sour rivet]

wah

[blazing maple]

yeah I know

suuuucks

[sour rivet]

you just took your meds tho

[blazing maple]

yeah

agony

pain even

[sour rivet]

she hates me

she didnt want to play at all

[blazing maple]

I wanted you to have fun even If I didn't want to have fun

[sour rivet]

but if you're not having fun then im not

[oblique belfry]

i was looking for survival but i couldn't find it

how do you create survival session

[timber oxide]

Survival is an activity you can find on the map

[oblique belfry]

ahh

i see

[sour rivet]

and i still dont even know if i WANT to play this season

that map hurts to look at

[timber oxide]

The halloween one in particular is located on the graveyard, duh

[blazing maple]

homieeeee

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

morge

the boy

little lisa

and the rest

[sour rivet]

i fucking hate lisa

actually i just hate modern simpsons

[blazing maple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEzo_gfg_A4

[timber oxide]

Turkish citizen when asked about his future

[green granite]

I was gonna try grinding GTAO again but Im too lazy

[timber oxide]

I'm not even grinding anything right now

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5i5sjSQRxE

[sour rivet]

i jsu wannted to play a gam but i cant figure out what to do

thats why i ask u sammm

[green granite]

Did he release new spooky month

[timber oxide]

I just make sure the popularity of my nightclub is maxxed out and I get money by doing nothing

[green granite]

He did not

[oblique belfry]

december

[blazing maple]

hmmn play Doomrpg

[oblique belfry]

he released a teaser tho

[opal star]

Host crash.

If it was that quick.

[blazing maple]

or warframe

[opal star]

Someone didn't like you in their lobby, lol.

[blazing maple]

there's a mushroom I hear

[sour rivet]

neither are on the wheel

[blazing maple]

a fungus amongus

[sour rivet]

i dont wanna play warframe until new update

[blazing maple]

show me da wheel

gimme da wheel

[oblique belfry]

hades 2 epilogue

[blazing maple]

I wheely wanna see it

[sour rivet]

I DONT WANT TO PLAY HADES

FUCK OFFD

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

hades nuts

gottem

[green granite]

https://youtu.be/ScLO9KDeeAg?si=2ZG_RI12oYli5g0e

[oblique belfry]

play baro

[blazing maple]

the wheel

[sour rivet]

the wheel is an internal thing

[opal star]

@oblique belfry You get the arena yet?

[copper vapor]

getting rekt because of noob randos

[sour rivet]

its keeps turning

[oblique belfry]

prime im taking things way too slow

[copper vapor]

and my friend won't make the session invite only

[oblique belfry]

i aint grinding gta:o that fast

[sour rivet]

you mention a game on it?
im probably gonna go "ehh"

[copper vapor]

I love wasting time

[opal star]

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/ChoukaiKaiNi/status/1984358647129129264

〘 Shigure 〙 (@ChoukaiKaiNi)

I can forgive Halo 5 for having a fairly popular multiplayer but I do not vibe with 343 games otherwise

X · Oct 31, 2025, 8:35 PM

[opal star]

By the time you're done gta 6 online will have already added it's 5th expansion.

[blazing maple]

the government when you ask them to do anything:

[sour rivet]

this is why i watch you play so much
i cant fuckign figure out what i want to do half the time

[opal star]

Oh yeah, mansions are coming to gta online in december.

[blazing maple]

I was gonna buy silent hill 4

on gog for 4 dollars

and play that later

[opal star]

Probably one of the last dlcs the game gets.

[sour rivet]

isnt that the super bad one

[blazing maple]

so much to do only 2 days to do it

[copper vapor]

wonder how's that gonna work

[blazing maple]

no

[oblique belfry]

start a new game.....while you have so many unfinished ones

[copper vapor]

private instanced island mansions?

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

the ones after 4 are the bad ones

[copper vapor]

or will they be actual real estate within the game map

[opal star]

Eh, maybe on the map. I mean they have done so multiple times with updates.

[sour rivet]

i wanted to do coop game but idk what...

[opal star]

If it's private islands, oh boy.

Going to give off some weird vibes.

[oblique belfry]

start a new mc modpack again

[sour rivet]

no

[oblique belfry]

im literally trying my best to give you options

[sour rivet]

stop

[oblique belfry]

picky mf

[opal star]

Oh btw doge, are you playing legacy or enhanced?

[oblique belfry]

legacy ofc

enhanced would implode my pc

[opal star]

It's that big of a difference? damn.

[sour rivet]

techicnally only one day if you decide on nothing

or maybe even 0 days if the fortnite season turns out not that grand

fun!

[oblique belfry]

enhanced requirements

legacy requirements

[blazing maple]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G4m_nZPbQAkA1K4?format=jpg&name=medium

[blazing maple]

freakin epic

I'm taking tuesday off at least cause doctors apointment so I got that going for me

[sour rivet]

fucking

aaack

deadlock?

phasmo?

repo?

[oblique belfry]

@left mantle

[opal star]

Why TF does legacy have a larger storage requirement.

[green granite]

https://x.com/catwheezie/status/1984251762107146608

catwheezie (@catwheezie)

Each trick or Treater is allotted one handful of warm scrambled egg

X · Oct 31, 2025, 1:31 PM

[oblique belfry]

props old stuff since 2013

[green granite]

https://x.com/ArtisticFeliXd/status/1984280197894664240

ArtisticFeliXd | Vgen Artist (@ArtisticFeliXd)

Happy Halloween! 😈
Did you guys get into the Halloween spirit? Ruby and Hornet sure did!

#RWBY #RWBYfanart #Silksong #hollowknight #fanart #Halloween

X · Oct 31, 2025, 3:23 PM

[opal star]

Probably 10 gb prostitute files.

😂

[oblique belfry]

[opal star]

Forgot to take this off, lmao. Was buying all the clothing.

[static axle]

damn

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple

[opal star]

Man, these fucking UFO's.

[oblique belfry]

someone's enjoying the new battlefield

[static axle]

shut yo ass up

its ass

[blazing maple]

uhhhh

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

all the xp is in br

mp is just fuckos scared about their 9-7 stats

[green granite]

Man

Me when Deadlock is not Half Life 3

[opal star]

[blazing maple]

I don't really want to play anything rn so you go play Baro

[oblique belfry]

more reason for you to go 40-3

[blazing maple]

or deadlock

[sour rivet]

[static axle]

0 fucking boosters too

[sour rivet]

why even take the meds and agree in the first place then...

[static axle]

atleast 4 gave you "lootboxes"

and they had boosters in them

[blazing maple]

cause I was forcing myself

[oblique belfry]

get used to doing stuff alone

like me

😔

[blazing maple]

and then you said If I'm not having fun you're not

[sour rivet]

what do you think i;ve been doing the past few months

[oblique belfry]

it is what it is

for unemployed fucks like us

[sour rivet]

i have not intereacted with my main friend group apart from the occasional message

[oblique belfry]

time to do so

[sour rivet]

PLEASE stop doing that

[restive bear]

@sour rivet I have accepted your warframe friend request

[oblique belfry]

at this point it will look like you are a slave to birb

[green granite]

Tru

[restive bear]

Man all I got from that trick or treat drop was a fucking bucket and broom

[oblique belfry]

anyways

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpDFHnw7jnE

have a cat video

[sour rivet]

seeing as mbo and hate keep fucking shitting on me because of how much i interact with sam maybe i should just stop talking for a while

[oblique belfry]

why its not bad being more talkative to someone you like

like me with you

[sour rivet]

yeah but they keep doing it

[oblique belfry]

or pyr or hate

[sour rivet]

over

[oblique belfry]

yada yada

[sour rivet]

and over

and over

[oblique belfry]

its what they do

[sour rivet]

its fucking annoying

[oblique belfry]

how do you think i feel

when they keep repeating the same joke for 2 weeks

it is what it is

building tolerance is 🔑

[sour rivet]

thats the problem

i can only tolerate so much

[oblique belfry]

well you can just ignore them
if they are pushing the limit just close discord screen for a moment

thats what i do

i just open smth else on 2nd monitor

[sour rivet]

if i interact with her and fuckin someone goes "ohhh sam didnt talk to you you gonna whine?" its an annoyance

like holy shit get a life

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

better yet remove yours

[oblique belfry]

first time im hearing that

[static axle]

that moment when you'll get 3x thermal faster than 1.5x thermal for an smg

[sour rivet]

and being autistic doesnt help because i cant tell if its genuine or rage bait

[oblique belfry]

that i can relate sometimes

[static axle]

guess im stuck with mpx since its at level 18. and i need 40

[oblique belfry]

sometimes people just say it without context so you dont even know if its genuine

[sour rivet]

fuckin i unno maybe sam can say somethin to make them stop??

[oblique belfry]

why rely on sam all the time though

[left mantle]

Takes off headphones "I'm playing toxic rain trickster"

[oblique belfry]

sure

she can defend you

but she wont be here all the time to do it

[sour rivet]

i dont need her here to be all the time

jsut a simple ask

[oblique belfry]

fair enough i guess

well all im saying is dont let these internet people get to your head

[timber oxide]

Impossible task to literally everyone here
Get a life

[oblique belfry]

whether you hate em / love em

we are all just strangers on the internet anyways

just grew close due to this server's chat

with our flaws n such

[sour rivet]

my flaw being getting attached to you guys and having extreme abandonment issues

[oblique belfry]

when someone i hate is around i just dont interact at all or ignore them completely

[oblique belfry]

Well even if this server died we wouldn't just cease communication would we ?

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna abandon you to make sure you fix your issues

[timber oxide]

Nah, fuck y'all

[oblique belfry]

you stfu

not helping

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/man-free-man-freedom-free-chain-gif-2032133702890087634

[sour rivet]

i mean y'all got that fuck ass secret server

[timber oxide]

We have a server?

[oblique belfry]

its not even secret at this point

and yeah

we have a server too

[static axle]

@timber oxide also i ruined my changes for the next battle pass

[oblique belfry]

with you me pyr in it

[sour rivet]

yeag

[static axle]

i skipped a level and now im 150 short

[oblique belfry]

so ?

whats the difference ?

[timber oxide]

Don't care didn't ask go save us some oxygen

[blazing maple]

we also have that server birb with all your friends

[sour rivet]

fear of being shittalked there sometimes

it doesnt come up that often

but when it is mentioned it comes to mind

[oblique belfry]

to tell you truth you are never mentioned there

because we have bigger retards to shittalk about

mostly politics involved

[sour rivet]

yeah sound basically told me that but its nice to hear from fren

[timber oxide]

Doge is not a real friend cause he's in a racist discord server

[blazing maple]

doge loves nascar?

[oblique belfry]

yes

[timber oxide]

Nyom

[oblique belfry]

i uuhhh

love uhh

nascar

[sour rivet]

im in a funny server

[blazing maple]

every server I join is funny

[sour rivet]

its very dead

[sour rivet]

nsfw.

boobs

tits even

[timber oxide]

Birb, if that makes you feel better
I will shit talk you whenever I see you

[sour rivet]

sire no

[timber oxide]

You cannot refuse that deal

[sour rivet]

i am quite literaly a bird i need constant attention and affection it is a terrible flaw

[oblique belfry]

like i've said. You dont have to worry about people talking behind you or leaving you in that server cuz you are never mentioned there

infact

most of us here dont talk there that often

[timber oxide]

Yeah shit talking people is how I show affection but if you don't want it then you won't get it

[sour rivet]

holy FUCK 2022 screwed me over

[blazing maple]

I don't think I've ever talked shit behind anyone's back

[timber oxide]

From now on

[static axle]

ah so thats why you dont shit talk me

makes sense

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna pretend Birb doesn't exist

[blazing maple]

name makes sense

[sour rivet]

and i hang out with sam the most and like her the most cuz we share 90% of the same interests

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/my-goat-washed-my-goat-is-washed-washed-goat-your-goat-is-washed-mfw-my-goat-is-washed-gif-11435157539877774481

[sour rivet]

and that makes me happy

i dont have anyone else to talk to about fable or crackdown or other shit

[static axle]

am washed bad until i own everyone in the lobby and feel like a god

[timber oxide]

Watching my assists go up is what makes me happy

[static axle]

sgx or ump

[timber oxide]

K/D? Screw that, watch my assists

I will assist you so hard

[sour rivet]

how i be depending on how tired i am

currently we are here

[static axle]

yee

[blazing maple]

bipolar

[timber oxide]

I'm at "It's so over" 99% of the time

The remaining 1% is "We're so back"

[sour rivet]

i didnt mean to rant i just be like this sometimes

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-brick-throw-kiss-boys-gif-11348714524182573531

BRICK

[blazing maple]

your therapy bill is eleventy billion trillion infinity dollars

• tax

[static axle]

i usually just play objective, either im in there attacking or im defending it, and usually i end up racking kills

[sour rivet]

wah

[oblique belfry]

its good to vent

dw

[blazing maple]

amongus

[oblique belfry]

SHU-

[blazing maple]

AUGH

[sour rivet]

but im terrifed to

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-sus-gif-2558655191726498734

[oblique belfry]

why ?

[blazing maple]

trauma prolly

[timber oxide]

Oh I do play the objective, I make sure that everyone knows that we're not taking it because there's too many enemies on it

[blazing maple]

I lived my life as a doormat 99% of the time til my therapist told me I'm worth being cared about and then I started putting myself first

didn't even realize it

[sour rivet]

if i start to vent the bad memories start to come back and thats VERY bad

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/sweaty-speedrunner-epic-gamer-sweatyspeedrunner-gif-22461398

im in therel ike where do they come from

[timber oxide]

I don't need to vent for the bad memories to come back but when they do, I just ignore them

[oblique belfry]

but how else do you expect to move on from them ?

[blazing maple]

me using my drone to scout out the 30+ enemies on C

[sour rivet]

thats the thing

[oblique belfry]

to embrace them is becoming strong

[sour rivet]

i havent thought about them for a few years

only recently are they starting to pop up every once in a while

[static axle]

time to go test sgx and ump and decide which one i wanna level up. ump do be accurate mofo

[sour rivet]

anyway i miss my first therapist he was cool

[oblique belfry]

was ?

did he die or smth

fuck happened

[sour rivet]

didnt really do actual therapy stuff cuz i was fucking 9 years old

[oblique belfry]

nvm

[sour rivet]

i dont know where he be now

i liked him

we played monopoly

[timber oxide]

Me on Empire State Breakthrough on attacking side, watching like 20 dudes on the first point camping behind a bus with 6+ projectile destroying gadgets

[timber oxide]

Yeah I think I know why they left

[restive bear]

I've seen people do goofy stuff around me twice why do they do this

[sour rivet]

it was also during the time i was on whatever the fuck meds i was being given

[timber oxide]

My friends don't want to play monopoly cause it would destroy our friendship forever

[sour rivet]

boy i sure do love when people dont understand whats wrong with me

despite being "professionals"

[oblique belfry]

shuddup and take your meds

-therapists probably

[timber oxide]

UMP with extended barrel and a grip is a literal beam

[sour rivet]

could have been antidepressants honestly

explains my constant rage when i was a kid

[timber oxide]

No that's just called being a kid

[oblique belfry]

yeah

[sour rivet]

oiooh trust me man

compared to everyone else i was not normal angry

[timber oxide]

Oh no my dude

You don't know

How angry a fucking kid can be

For no reason whatsoever

[static axle]

imma be clear, i dont mind that your good friends with sam, good for you but the whole sam said something and didnt immediately respond to you and you going "WAAAAH samantha hates meee " that i will make fun of like doges bath math, otherwise im just throwing shitty jokes but if it a problem i can always just simply ignore you like pyrson said

what the tank doign

[timber oxide]

explode

[static axle]

just fucking floated there..... menacingly

[sour rivet]

back in elementary they put me in a secluded room and kept me in there for a long period

[timber oxide]

🪄

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/its-leviosa-not-leviosar-hermione-granger-emma-watson-harry-potter-gif-18243387

[sour rivet]

and this other teacher put my arm to my back and pinned me down like i was being arrested

[static axle]

enemy recon levitating it with a drone

[static axle]

yeah

[sour rivet]

just lessen it a bit its all i ask

[static axle]

either 0 or 100%. this aint no circuit racing bobbylee

[timber oxide]

Birb, in primary school we had a kid who almost fucking stabbed someone with a knife they brought to school

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/race-drifting-racing-smoke-car-gif-12981276

damn he sliding it

[sour rivet]

i will whoop your ass in pocket racer

https://tenor.com/view/game-yakuza-yakuza0-kamurocho-race-gif-14755757

[sour rivet]

hm

[timber oxide]

I don't fucking care what you did, you ain't beating that retard that easily

[static axle]

i'll whoop your pocket, in my ass

[sour rivet]

ill pocket your ass

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-like-a-dragon-ichiban-kiryu-morgan-freeman-gif-1440629234639714531

[static axle]

hey this aint tarkov no ass pocketing

[timber oxide]

Like I don't question you being angy but I tell you I saw some real stuff

[blazing maple]

medic players

[sour rivet]

yeag

[blazing maple]

the ominous storm outside is building

I'm toast

[sour rivet]

ok feeling better now

[timber oxide]

Yes Birb, embrace your inner racist

Join us

[blazing maple]

We're all racist here

I hate dwarves

fucking shorties

[sour rivet]

should have been in the vc with me and sam when we was playing serious sam

[static axle]

pattern regocnition isnt racism

[timber oxide]

I hate elves

[blazing maple]

GO BACK TO IRONFORGE

[timber oxide]

Fucking hippies

[sour rivet]

i fucking hate harpies

[blazing maple]

serious grunt

[static axle]

anyways ump feels ok, but it suffers from the lack of rof

time to see if sgx is any good over distance

[blazing maple]

ump is my fav smg ever since I used it in cs:source

[sour rivet]

anbyway i mentioned srs sm again

[blazing maple]

watch this video everyone right now

[timber oxide]

I don't need rof, I just need my UMP

[static axle]

its not bad but when 1v1 with some one with faster rof and you lost it

[sour rivet]

yteah

[blazing maple]

scary!

[static axle]

then again hc problem if anything else

[sour rivet]

sam ar u gonna go sleep soon since you said you wanted to

[blazing maple]

no meds kicked in now

[sour rivet]

guh

[blazing maple]

I'm awake and covered in sweat

just soaked

I can slide wherever I want

[timber oxide]

Birb

My friend

[sour rivet]

ibr

[timber oxide]

My fella

My fucking heavy luggage I have to carry around

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

what want

[timber oxide]

Seriously man, the car has 4 seats, you don't have to sit in the trunk

[blazing maple]

Pyrson is the driver

he drives

[timber oxide]

When I start drawing can I bother you with stuff you don't want to see

[sour rivet]

i was gonn asked if you wanted to vc for a bit

[blazing maple]

we all need to get simpsons skins and roleplay in a 4 squad

[green granite]

This is very serious, Sam

[blazing maple]

i'm practicing yelling "HOOOOMIEEEE"

[sour rivet]

-# but marge

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-pog-gif-22171410

[blazing maple]

the rain comes

[timber oxide]

Simpsons skins?

[sour rivet]

huh i wonder why they call it hard rain

[timber oxide]

If we all simpsons then who homer

[sour rivet]

😔 me take that as no no then

[sour rivet]

me

[timber oxide]

Good

[blazing maple]

yeah not in the mood atm

I'm just sittin here

trying to cool down

the heat, the rain

[sour rivet]

SHE

[blazing maple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBYyfu0dLys

[timber oxide]

I wanna be Bart

[blazing maple]

anyway hour and half mando vid

[oblique belfry]

there are 3 skins though in bp

[blazing maple]

ned flanders too

[oblique belfry]

i know

[blazing maple]

oh right in bp

[oblique belfry]

ned / homer / marge

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wNJAIbTsP4 watch this

[blazing maple]

well alt styles I guess

[oblique belfry]

bart and krusty is item shop

[blazing maple]

transgender influence

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9kOZvoyGBw

[sour rivet]

what does this mean

[blazing maple]

snapcube is transgender

[sour rivet]

yeag

[oblique belfry]

literally the question that popped up on my head

[timber oxide]

Imma go back to my vidya game

[sour rivet]

but like why trangendr influence

[blazing maple]

i bet you are

I want to unlock c4 in bf6...

ugh

[oblique belfry]

rip jeans

[sour rivet]

ok sam final wheel decision

[zealous depot]

[blazing maple]

oh shit da wheel

[zealous depot]

Weekend begins

[blazing maple]

Ugghh....

[oblique belfry]

voin

[zealous depot]

BITCHES

[blazing maple]

Voin and use poison

[timber oxide]

What was the task for C4?

[blazing maple]

POISON

[static axle]

i do like sgx

[sour rivet]

WAH

[oblique belfry]

GO AND BUY THE DLC

[sour rivet]

I JSUT GOT THE FROSST SCYTHE THO

[blazing maple]

no clue my current bf6 task 150+ meter headshots

[blazing maple]

POISON!

[zealous depot]

ON MY MAMA

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

All I know is that I got C4 by accident

[sour rivet]

this is actually peak

[sour rivet]

OK OK

ahem

[oblique belfry]

goddammit videos are not loading again

[sour rivet]

any specific weapon type?

[timber oxide]

So I have no idea what you had to do for it

[oblique belfry]

brb enabling hardware acc

[zealous depot]

I don't want my garage to get cultifed though

[blazing maple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jJjVB2YRS0 POISON video

[zealous depot]

Needs to be p u r e

[sour rivet]

DO YOU DO POISON?

[blazing maple]

watch the first 1:30 minute

Freddy fazbear what happened

POISON

[sour rivet]

wait sam

[timber oxide]

Nah man, we all C O R R U P T E D in this bich

[sour rivet]

i got a vid for you

[blazing maple]

POISON

[oblique belfry]

do it

[sour rivet]

question is if its still in my playlist

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

YES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEyUeCyXl1Q&list=PLA9dN5IoWdqUHowq8VGaKSvAxQhr8VEUp&index=8&pp=gAQBiAQB0gcJCQMKAYcqIYzv

WATCH THIS

[zealous depot]

May chaos take the world

[blazing maple]

a classic

WHOT ZSORT

[sour rivet]

oh no shes poisoned

[blazing maple]

I remember people animating this

[oblique belfry]

every bf6 clip i watch the guns have 0 recoil

[sour rivet]

did you watch the skyrim one

[zealous depot]

Swear to god I don't wanna get the quirks that makes my engine hood flip open @oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

is it that easy to control the guns

in that game

[blazing maple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ9GaYGJEWE THIS ONE

[sour rivet]

YEAHHH

MAH SISTER

[oblique belfry]

Trunk opened > Horn honks

[blazing maple]

Sorenova

my homegirl

[oblique belfry]

this acursed quirk

cannot leave me alone

got it for 6th time now

[sour rivet]

scythe

[sour rivet]

i miss her :(

[blazing maple]

who up rending they veil

[zealous depot]

I would always get

Trunk closes > honks

[oblique belfry]

ye that

[sour rivet]

it has a cool effect

[oblique belfry]

im always getting that one too

[sour rivet]

lemme clip it rq

[zealous depot]

I got one where driver door opens, radio changez channel

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple

[timber oxide]

@oblique belfry @sour rivet @blazing maple
https://youtu.be/3z4sZzgxa-w?si=2F8C7C8zzficfIwU

[sour rivet]

classic

[oblique belfry]

why the fuck is that video age restricted

[sour rivet]

sam im gonna use the dusk reference

this is our poison weapon

[restive bear]

Why that scythe got a baby skeleton on it

Dark af

[sour rivet]

my adopted chud son

[restive bear]

I see

[blazing maple]

POISON

[blazing maple]

There's a fuckin guy on the scythe

[static axle]

i mean if you choose right guns

[sour rivet]

poison

[static axle]

and parts

[sour rivet]

yeah

i did an endgame arena thing (it was in the first area) and got it

[blazing maple]

nice

I used the fire daggers

[sour rivet]

wouldnt recommend please whoever plannin on playing this dont touch the scythe until later

[blazing maple]

they summon a fire tornado

[sour rivet]

yeagg

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

oooo wait

poison AND fire

cant believe this she STARTED battlefield

instead of talking more POISON

[green granite]

why did I think this is Invincible?

[oblique belfry]

the yellow cape

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/crotchner2/status/1984308233251573779

LJ 🦧 (@crotchner2)

it’s cool that my car decided to read this message out loud when I had my very pure minded religious friend in the front seat and 2 toddlers in the back. it’s never done this with any other text

X · Oct 31, 2025, 5:15 PM

[sour rivet]

sam lok at the oter dagr

[timber oxide]

That's an SMG, they don't have a lot of recoil

[green granite]

lok at oter dagr?

[oblique belfry]

then everyone is using smgs

probably the "meta" guns

[timber oxide]

Carbines, in my experience, are uncontrollable

[green granite]

tbh in BF6 if you put a brake and a grip with significant recoil control

then your gun has very controlable recoil

[timber oxide]

And there's this assault rifle, AK4D, which kicks like a motherfucker

[green granite]

also a lot of ppl tend to run M4

or AK205

[timber oxide]

I don't get why people run M4

[green granite]

they have like no recoil

[timber oxide]

It sucks ass

[green granite]

fast firing rate, pretty accurate after bloom fix

[timber oxide]

I don't care about fire rate and in my experience it's underperforming

It's very... mid

[copper vapor]

[timber oxide]

And I find it annoying cause I like the M4 irl

But it doesn't work for me in BF6

[copper vapor]

aight completed a far far west mission on highest difficulty

I beat the game

[green granite]

I swear pistol in this game is so ass

[timber oxide]

Nah, pistols are fine

Just click faster, dummy

[green granite]

you dont hit where you are aiming I swear it keeps shoot slower

and I need headshot kills for the thing

[timber oxide]

The thing about pistols is that you don't aim them

It's the "shit I ran out of bullets and the guy is still alive" weapon

[blazing maple]

the starter pisol has 17 bullets in the mag

it's a spray and pray gun

[timber oxide]

Literally

[blazing maple]

just click REAAAAL fast

okay i'm gonna use a dmr now

[sour rivet]

helldiver be like

[blazing maple]

peep the gun

[sour rivet]

can you do me a favor

[timber oxide]

Ah yes, Helldivers, the game that has been completely ruined for me by the community

[blazing maple]

syugre

[sour rivet]

I want you

[oblique belfry]

again ?

[sour rivet]

to shoot someone

[timber oxide]

I swear I can't even visit our own HD2 channel without wanting to strangle everyone in it

[oblique belfry]

add it to the list where a community ruins a game

[blazing maple]

ok boss

[sour rivet]

that makes 3

[blazing maple]

the collection grows

[timber oxide]

And ok, I get it, the game is bugged, but people just act like total assholes

[pallid raft]

is ninja gaiden black worth it over just playing 2?

[green granite]

as much as I love Glock irl

[blazing maple]

Hey bird

[green granite]

Glock in this game firing rate is abysmal

[blazing maple]

Hey birb

[sour rivet]

birb

[blazing maple]

𝓘 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾

[sour rivet]

yeagf

[timber oxide]

How about they work on a video game for once and see how it really is

[sour rivet]

she want me

[pallid raft]

https://tenor.com/view/freak-level-gif-6250973632100210017

[sour rivet]

we are going to FUCK (platonically)

[blazing maple]

GOOD LORD

[pallid raft]

https://tenor.com/view/va-11-hall-a-va11halla-vallhalla-dana-zane-sweatdrop-gif-337308948361310327

[blazing maple]

THERE'S POISON

[opal star]

It's dead.

[sour rivet]

AAAA

[opal star]

Lol.

[blazing maple]

swag

[timber oxide]

I mean, the HD2 community was ass from the start, but they get worse and worse every fucking time the slightest inconvenience happens

[sour rivet]

god i love the animations for the daggers

[oblique belfry]

what happened now ?

[timber oxide]

What didn't happen

[pallid raft]

what r u playing berb

[sour rivet]

voin

[oblique belfry]

well that explains a lot

[timber oxide]

The issue is that players are complete assholes towards the devs

[oblique belfry]

true

[timber oxide]

If I was a dev I would just say screw it and stop working on the damn thing

Hell, I'd make one final update to make the game super unplayable

[sour rivet]

waow lvl 30 now

[timber oxide]

If I was treated like that

(which is why I'm not a game dev)

[left mantle]

@frank hearth 👀

grafts are kinda nuts

[timber oxide]

And again, I understand why people are upset, but they are being way too fucking rude

[oblique belfry]

smth smth gamers are human trash

[static axle]

@oblique belfry

also

[oblique belfry]

enables hardware acceleration
videos still wont load

i fucking hate discord

[sour rivet]

ponderin

my

o r b

[oblique belfry]

but this one insta loads

like what decides that

also 💥

[sour rivet]

you guys wanna see me spin

[timber oxide]

My favourite sniper rifle

[timber oxide]

No, but show it

[static axle]

switching to your side arm is faster than reloading even if you dont have to reload

[green granite]

yeh I think this pistol is just trash

[green granite]

like

compare to default

[timber oxide]

It's pretty good

[green granite]

there's really no reason to

[opal star]

@static axle @distant finch

[static axle]

peep mine

[timber oxide]

Also I want to point out one thing
When I direct hit someone with an RPG or HE grenade: 80 damage
When someone direct hits me with an RPG or HE grenade: vaporized

[static axle]

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-ehrmantraut-better-call-saul-breaking-bad-trevor-pointing-gun-gif-18452381

[oblique belfry]

dog.....fish ?

[green granite]

I have better SMG setup

[static axle]

truee

[timber oxide]

Also my favourite thing

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-urge-resist-cat-gif-25536160

[oblique belfry]

iron sight enjoyer

[timber oxide]

Sniper rifle leg shot for 80 damage
Sniper torso shot for 50 damage

[green granite]

[opal star]

Get wiztree, select league and any remnants of riot. Delete. 👍

[green granite]

I think at certain range it's 1 shot torso

[opal star]

Gta online from then on.

[timber oxide]

But it also sometimes decides to deal just 50 damage

[oblique belfry]

no

[timber oxide]

Also just torso shots don't deal 100

[static axle]

i has one too

[timber oxide]

Upper torso / neck

That deals 100

[chrome ginkgo]

oh fuck me dead

[opal star]

I have that.

[chrome ginkgo]

What the fuck

[static axle]

ofc you do

is it decked out ?

[opal star]

Sure is.

Not as ugly as that though, lol.

[static axle]

torso does like 80, tbh the optimal range stuff bs imo

[static axle]

[static axle]

long dick i mean mag

[green granite]

man

I thought the adrenaline injector does start health regen

i guess it doesn't

[left mantle]

doge playin a doge that a fish that's a doge

[static axle]

this shit shoots fast

[timber oxide]

It doesn't and it never did

[opal star]

I also have that. Lmao.

Decent gun irl.

Super fast twist rate which is what it's known for.

[opal star]

Bellissimo.

[timber oxide]

True, but it also sometimes deals 100 and I can't pinpoint what exactly dictates when it does and when it doesn't

[blazing maple]

swag

[sour rivet]

sam i got more poison

[static axle]

pretty much shoulder height at the specific ranges i think deal 100

[sour rivet]

im so nurgled rn

[blazing maple]

insane kd

nice poison

[sour rivet]

you kiled

you did as i asked

for that i offer a reward

[blazing maple]

POISON!?!

[sour rivet]

uhhh

[opal star]

@static axle

[blazing maple]

this guy already bought the halloween pack

nice

[sour rivet]

the reward was gonn be somth other than poison

[blazing maple]

I c4'd a tank

I'm a hero

[sour rivet]

are you on a plastic horse

with a cardboard sword

[static axle]

im torn between mpx,mp5,ump, and the last 2 on what to level up

kwc has nice 33 dmg but 15 mag

[static axle]

so tiny

[opal star]

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-what-she-said-what-she-said-dirty-joke-joke-laugh-gif-15661968

[timber oxide]

@oblique belfry There is in fact recoil in this game

[static axle]

what that gadget infront of the scope

[chrome ginkgo]

[static axle]

literal this gun

[sour rivet]

no way

[sour rivet]

WITHER'S BIG NATURALS!?

[chrome ginkgo]

WITHER'S BIG NATURALS

[sour rivet]

[timber oxide]

M417 also has some serious kick

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-invisible-cloaking-gif-26514477

Thermals, son.

[static axle]

it fucking rattles with the stock scope

[timber oxide]

As a matter of fact I find all weapons in the Carbine category to have extensive amount of recoil unmodded

[static axle]

oooh

[static axle]

there are only few gun stock that have decent recoil

but you just suffer until foregrip

[timber oxide]

I tried using the Grot because "yay, polish gun" but oh god was it challenging to hit anything

Like if the enemy was more than 10cm away

Just

Nuh uh

Hey look my favourite "DMR"

[opal star]

$12k+ setup right there, W/O the suppressor.

[static axle]

205 is just stupid too bad it has 20 dmg and most time it will loose against any other gun

@oblique belfry

is this enough recoil

[timber oxide]

Well, I'm not gonna use it cause it's an AK and I hate AKs

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

still waiting for video to load btw

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

placebo recoil system

its a lazer goddamn

[opal star]

Ak's sure are the worst guns, ever.

[timber oxide]

Hate

Can you check it unmodded

[static axle]

i mean i installed all recoil parts on it

yee

[timber oxide]

Usually getting a weapon to be a beam takes some time to unlock the parts

[oblique belfry]

i sat wrong

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

i cannot feel my balls

[static axle]

its barely any different

[timber oxide]

DICE ples fix

[static axle]

testicular tortion ruined nerves

[oblique belfry]

i did a wrong maneuver

it hurts

[timber oxide]

I mean who knows maybe the gun has no recoil irl

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-anime-gif-22734101

[sour rivet]

more

[static axle]

stock versus

[timber oxide]

Like the real life KTS100 (Ultimax 100 iirc) has almost no recoil, just like the in-game gun

[static axle]

modded

[timber oxide]

Yeah nah that explains a lot

[static axle]

wanna see funny

[timber oxide]

Show me your funny

And then I go eep

[static axle]

kts

[green granite]

bruh what's this

[static axle]

sl9

so out of all the gun only thing more accurate than ak-205 is snipers

[timber oxide]

Show sniper

[static axle]

modded esr

[timber oxide]

It probably still has better control than AK4D

[static axle]

havent tried ak at hc server but i think kord will beat it cause way faster rate of fire

[timber oxide]

Haven't tried AK or Kord and I never will

[static axle]

ak4d has visual kick but not like actual recoil

[green granite]

is assignment count working for any of you?

I swear I had killed like 30 people and it didn't go up

must have been schizophrenic

[static axle]

idk cause havent been doing assignments

[timber oxide]

Oh it does have recoil

Enough for me to miss my shots at any range beyond 1m

[opal star]

@green granite@distant finch Behold the 7 rack .22. It's my new 22# squirrel gun.
Barrel - 8.75#.
Action - 457.
7.5 oz timney trigger. Moa at 300.
One hole 10 shot groups at 50.

[timber oxide]

I swear guns in the shooting range just kick less

[static axle]

i mean sure it has recoil but its no m60 or m240b

[static axle]

made by another studio

[timber oxide]

I like how you missed like 6 shots on the 2nd target while aiming directly at it

[static axle]

might have some bloom

[timber oxide]

Nah man the gun just inaccurate

[opal star]

God damn. They REALLY looked at cod for inspiration.

[static axle]

but its not super bad, and those 1st parts too

ok maybe i'll go try out mp5

[opal star]

You show that to someone who's never heard of BF6 and they'll think it's black ops 6.

[static axle]

do either that or sgx first then ump

[static axle]

yeah the recoil lacking

nothing like bf1 certain lmgs when you cant even ads and have to hipfire like rambo

[green granite]

The M39

How the hell do you long range w this thing

[timber oxide]

Simple

[green granite]

I always use it close range and was like "Damn its DMR has to be long range"

[timber oxide]

Like with any other gun

[green granite]

Nope it ass