╟❓general-offtopic

[little depot]

gimme back birb

[sour rivet]

november first

[green granite]

gimme back birb

you can take away Azu

[little depot]

this purple role isnt funny

[green granite]

just give me back birb

[sour rivet]

Novemvber 1st

[glad parrot]

Become birb...

[little depot]

I will become the new vessel for the birb god

[glad parrot]

azu!

[sour rivet]

type slower

[glad parrot]

It's time to take up the mantle

(or feathers)

[little depot]

Aye

[glad parrot]

You're now birb....

[little depot]

my metamorphosis begins

[oblique belfry]

hmmmmmm

what to do....

[timid hollow]

dorb

[oblique belfry]

dorb

guess ill go back to the anomaly zone

[little depot]

dorb

[oblique belfry]

[glad parrot]

dorb

[blazing maple]

Anyway shift start time

[sour rivet]

no it dont

[sour rivet]

have fuin

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/gregor-samsa-kafka-gif-27707028

[sour rivet]

kill the grinch

[little depot]

oh fuck im a cockroach now

[glad parrot]

GIVE BIRB BACK THEN

[oblique belfry]

very good video

thank you birb

[sour rivet]

discord moment

how long has it been now

since media just doesnt want to play

[oblique belfry]

still not loaded

[little depot]

idk it played for me instantly

doge just has shit internet

[sour rivet]

it didnt play instantly for me either

i had to turn off hardware accel again

[oblique belfry]

oh guilty gear edit

[little depot]

why would you have it on

[sour rivet]

some vids just

dont play if its off

[oblique belfry]

yeah

[little depot]

?!

[pallid raft]

is that birb

[sour rivet]

sound does

[pallid raft]

what the fuck

[sour rivet]

video does not

[little depot]

the new discord fonts piss me off

[glad parrot]

It's a poser, a fake

[sour rivet]

josh

what the fuck is going on with your name

[slim blaze]

Peak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_t523XO1Qo

[pallid raft]

i am become mine, destroyer of craft

[sour rivet]

how

[pallid raft]

nitro stuff

idk i just logged on and it let me

[little depot]

nitro users when experimental feature

[sour rivet]

DANG NABBIT GABBIT DAMNIT

[timid hollow]

dorb

[pallid raft]

yeah its kinda cool

[static axle]

im the best, fuck you doge eat ass

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-james-doakes-dexter-jamss-doaxes-staring-when-you-know-gif-10152841660313287334

[sour rivet]

byuh

oh thats real nice

love this font

[static axle]

also i fucking love this gun

[little depot]

this shit is so ass wdym

😭

[static axle]

all it took was chugging 2 monsters and a new pouch in the upper decky

[pallid raft]

its literally the freaky font

https://tenor.com/view/freak-level-freak-level-infinite-freaky-tweaking-tweak-gif-13986247702825260316

literally you rn

[static axle]

ok

[timber oxide]

Thermals 🤮

[little depot]

i meant the font

not ur gun

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1285244470971076760/1285248760187846696/caption-4.gif?ex=6904ca2f&is=690378af&hm=7bc61251197750a901ce5af20a2734490bee377d4a9cfa37b46e947cada35ef2&

[sour rivet]

so we all know they're making us pay for a font right?

[little depot]

Who is we

[sour rivet]

us

offtopic

[little depot]

I do not pay for nitro

mf on some french shit

[timber oxide]

What font

[sour rivet]

well

[glad parrot]

Huh! I can't see that on my phone

[sour rivet]

is it a nitro thing or a thing anyone can buy

[little depot]

talking about u and i like oui

[little depot]

nitro thing

[static axle]

i mean they decided they good addition so might aswell abuse

shoot the white things

get points

[timber oxide]

I'm disappointed in you

[static axle]

good old bf4 thermal abuse

[little depot]

im so sorry hate

[timber oxide]

I thought you're better than that

[little depot]

you might be washed...

[static axle]

like i give a fuck

[timber oxide]

[static axle]

god dauymn

doouble cheeked up

[glad parrot]

...I'm callin Rat dad

@proven tundra!!!

[static axle]

what ever it takes to win the match tho

[proven tundra]

Wot

[little depot]

do you have a fat ass

[glad parrot]

Outratted...

[sour rivet]

Pyrson

[little depot]

there we go

[static axle]

wait till you learn there are 6x ones for snipers

[sour rivet]

Im killing you for a 4th time

[little depot]

everyone is so mean to me

[oblique belfry]

taco is not here right

[little depot]

insert fat ass here

[timber oxide]

Oh I know but I wouldn't use them anyways cause I don't go above x4

[oblique belfry]

and people that will play the new dlc is not here as well right ?

pacific drive

[little depot]

taco has been mia for a while

[sour rivet]

falco walks in

[oblique belfry]

watch as i will summon him via 1 screenshot

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-wild-hunt-limbus-company-gif-16707637542253917995

[static axle]

yeah but dont be suprised if soon weird shots at you

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/heathcliff-limbus-heathcliff-erkling-heathcliff-wildhunt-heathcliff-heathcliff-lament-mourn-and-despair-gif-4541968714039122527

[timber oxide]

I'm not afraid, most recons can't aim for shit

Even thermals won't save them

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/lament-mourn-and-despair-wild-hunt-wild-hunt-heathcliff-gif-5097148713562005973

[timber oxide]

Falco walks in
Sees triple rat ass

Speaking of ass

[rocky turtle]

are u still playing limbus tho?

[copper vapor]

this reminds me of certain FFXIV minions being interactable... also interacting with one another

[sour rivet]

i like it when midgardsomr lands on my shoulder

or when i was a lalafel- my head

[sour rivet]

oh

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DQaMHl2Ent2/

@static axle if this guy can do it with this framerate, so can you

[sour rivet]

me playing the forest on my shitty ass laptop back in 2016

shit was like

8-17fps

[copper vapor]

me playing any videogame in the early 2000s

[timber oxide]

I don't even want to think what plays this guy could make at normal framerate

[copper vapor]

and fuck modesty, I was good in MOHAA with these kinda frames lmao

[static axle]

nuh uh

[little depot]

Aye my goodsir no I just watch my friends play

[copper vapor]

ultra instinct type shit

"use 100% of my brain" type deal

[rocky turtle]

damn that ship is big

[teal spade]

oh no... not the boy toys...

[teal spade]

Grand Cruiser?

[rocky turtle]

just a cruiser

[teal spade]

so no that big

[quiet abyss]

Wait that looks like a frigate

[teal spade]

noooo

it's not

[quiet abyss]

A 40k frigate ofc

The eisenstein looked like that

Little smaller tho

[teal spade]

a frigate don't got the reinforced side battlements

[quiet abyss]

Thats closer to a strike cruiser

[rocky turtle]

bro got deleted by torpedoes

[teal spade]

to be fair... Warhammer torpedo's are incredibly destructive

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-giga-chad-gigachad-chad-gif-1859091460972555542

[rocky turtle]

i looted hanger with interceptors from it

[copper vapor]

awoooga

[quiet abyss]

Yeah i know the eisenstein was thinner and far more prone to damage

Less armaments

Only 1 bombardment cannon

Thats why garro had an easy time preventing the virus bombing

One cannon means one squad

[teal spade]

good 'ol garro

[quiet abyss]

Yeah i love him

[quiet abyss]

Best heresy character

[quiet abyss]

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

Serbia hate is warranted

[timber oxide]

@sour rivet Am I dumb?
I have to be dumb

[sour rivet]

What

[timber oxide]

I spent like

1 hour

Getting to the power up the intended way

And then

I realized

[quiet abyss]

Also @teal spade adamantine is hilarious to me, its either indestructible or so easily defeated its sad

[timber oxide]

I could've just skipped it

[sour rivet]

Metroidvania moment

[timber oxide]

Because my current moveset allowes me to skip the puzzles

And go directly to the powerup

[quiet abyss]

Like in heresy novels it’s indestructible

[umbral willow]

meow

[quiet abyss]

But in the ventris books

[teal spade]

to be fair, it's usually defeated by adamantine itself or something stronger, like a power field

[quiet abyss]

Some retard with a power fist just peels open a leman russ

Made of adamantine

[timber oxide]

And according to the map

[quiet abyss]

Arbites russ tank too

[small bane]

[timber oxide]

I did visit the room

[teal spade]

the powerfist is covered in a powerfield

[quiet abyss]

Or tyranids

[timber oxide]

That is the exit from the powerup room

[quiet abyss]

Yeah i know

[timber oxide]

Saw the black orbs, which I knew the next powerup is for

[quiet abyss]

Its a power fist

[teal spade]

yea, but tyranids are tyranids... Acid stuff

[quiet abyss]

[teal spade]

[timber oxide]

And decided that "yeah, can't do it now fam, let's circle back"

[quiet abyss]

Yeah but i mean a carnifex

They don’t utilize acid much

[timber oxide]

And now I got the powerup and decided to see if I can do that jump without it

[quiet abyss]

Just strength

[timber oxide]

And guess what

I can

[quiet abyss]

Anyways im in my car, bye

Im happy to yap more later

[timber oxide]

I'm still missing the wallride one

[teal spade]

carnifexes got their own bs that helps them, they are like near the top of frontline power strength if you don't count things like Biotitans

[quiet abyss]

Or hive tyrants

Or swarmlords

But yeah youre right

[timber oxide]

I'm never going to play any metroidvania again unless they also feature a thicc ass

[teal spade]

pretty sure carnifexes are like a baneblade

[quiet abyss]

Yeah the equivalent

[copper vapor]

what powerup in what game?

[quiet abyss]

Tyrant is like an imperial knight

Swarmlord like a warlord titan

[teal spade]

dam, now I wanna go listend to Baneblade voicelines...

[quiet abyss]

Or smth

Idk

[teal spade]

11 barrels of hell

[quiet abyss]

Baneblade is coolest tank

Fuck you if you say otherwise

Looks neat too

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/baneblade-warhammer-40k-tank-gif-16557244

[timber oxide]

Powerup that allows me to bounce off enemies and objects in Pseudoregalia

[quiet abyss]

Shadowsword best varient

I remember the ultramarine one in know no fear

[teal spade]

have you seen the "Kill Luprecal" warhammer series?

[quiet abyss]

Absolutely fucks

[quiet abyss]

Yeah i downloaded it off yt

Some blessed soul uploaded it

[teal spade]

it very nice

[quiet abyss]

Its gone now

Is the second season out? Or is it one season

[teal spade]

it's done

it was jsut a one off

[quiet abyss]

Ok lame

[teal spade]

anyway, send it to me, or a link to it cuz the one I had is gone now

[hexed stag]

https://www.dw.com/en/german-police-mistakenly-shoot-soldier-on-training-exercise/a-74465052

[teal spade]

[quiet abyss]

I have it on my google drive

[copper vapor]

that does sound like it enables sequence-breaking

[quiet abyss]

I can link you the drive file when im home

[copper vapor]

oof.

[quiet abyss]

You can dl it

[teal spade]

[timber oxide]

Yeah but I was able to sequence break into getting that powerup with the two things you get at the start of the game and good timing

I just saw the objects used with it and assumed I can't actually progress that way and went around

Basically the game gaslit me into thinking I suck ass

[teal spade]

to be fair to the police officer, a few years ago germany had a guy in a full ghille suit doing some shit in their woods not too long ago

anyway, off to pee and then to bedge

[pallid raft]

its time baybee

i got payed

[oblique belfry]

oh boy

[copper vapor]

gotta make money to spend money

[pallid raft]

exactly

j o b

[sour rivet]

the fuck is a job

[pallid raft]

that shit youre struggling for freakster

[sour rivet]

die

acid attack

acid attack

[pallid raft]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-leak-spongebob-water-spongebob-crying-deflate-spongebob-gif-26054486

[static axle]

disposable income my beloved

[little depot]

I counter your acid attack with my basic attack

[static axle]

some beptobismal

[little depot]

peptobismol bath

[copper vapor]

NEUTRAL ATTACK

[copper vapor]

you deserved that one birb

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/brian-moser-dexter-car-gif-17851177431259220650

[little depot]

begone corperate email

[pallid raft]

do you think they used ai for that email

[oblique belfry]

probably

[little depot]

probably

[pallid raft]

probably

[oblique belfry]

[little depot]

Idk how people misspronounce my name tbh

[proven tundra]

Assu

[oblique belfry]

ass

[copper vapor]

wut this?

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-tyson-logan-paul-everyone-is-so-mean-2-me-gif-2888200894234478916

[copper vapor]

you're Ariste Atreides?

[oblique belfry]

smth you dont wanna get near

[proven tundra]

[little depot]

Yes that is my full name

[copper vapor]

based

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

pacific drive I assume?

[oblique belfry]

yes

[little depot]

I am thr daughter of jessica attreudes

and that fuck ass duke

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWRzf1mR7HY

new martin upload

2 hours ago

[copper vapor]

martin my beloved

I gotta rewatch his battlefield tier list

[zealous depot]

Is that the acid mortar thingie? Or new anomaly?

[copper vapor]

ABOVUS

[oblique belfry]

SHIT TACO IS HERE

REDACT EVERYTHING

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

oshit he made a tier list for bf2042

gotta watch that

[zealous depot]

I ALWAYS COME BACK

[sour rivet]

i miss my nitro

[zealous depot]

He also did one for active matter

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBbgXFvLceA

[copper vapor]

pfp checks out

[sour rivet]

ew rock solid

[little depot]

we do not like grifters in this house

[sour rivet]

biggest tourist i've seen

[little depot]

we throw stones at them

[static axle]

i mean its azu

you say it azu

[sour rivet]

azz oo

[oblique belfry]

Ass

[little depot]

seee

yall are some smart beans

goodjob

[sour rivet]

ass sue

[oblique belfry]

bless you

[sour rivet]

tank u

[little depot]

I just saw his post about fallout 2

[sour rivet]

i dint

[oblique belfry]

this fucking fog that i hate

[sour rivet]

there is another shitpost account that is worse than rock solid

shitpostgateway

that mf ran by 12 people i swear

[little depot]

lemme take a gander

[static axle]

but there no o in name tho

thats dumb

[little depot]

you see no oo because you think no oo

[sour rivet]

lapis lazuli

[pallid raft]

surely this is satire

[sour rivet]

mo

[little depot]

unfortunate no

[static axle]

ok my name is pronounced "your highness, the true king of this world"

[little depot]

Can I be the jester?

[static axle]

no your ASS OO

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-youre-gif-26498487

[zealous depot]

Washed gamer

I wonder who this is

[static axle]

i hope you get a wet sock taco

[zealous depot]

Man

I wouldn't even wish this upon my worst enemy

[static axle]

this for im a nintendo cuck 2

or 1

[oblique belfry]

dogshit company

EA and Ubisoft looks innocent compared to nintendo

[static axle]

so it's your company? ofc only turk could make such thing

[oblique belfry]

im not gonna get racist here

but no.

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

just no.

sparks are flying from it

[static axle]

do it

[oblique belfry]

no

[arctic flicker]

electric engine now

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-gif-13326362

i almost died

holy shit what a passive

this is a keeper till the end

[copper vapor]

did this person play fnv

[oblique belfry]

this however is NOT a keeper

[arctic flicker]

into the garbage it goes

[little depot]

LMFAO

So true

[oblique belfry]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[sour rivet]

wait

the entire walking dead telltale series is 5 bucks?

gaw dayum

[oblique belfry]

ye they always go on sale

like 80-90%

[sour rivet]

fuuu....

[oblique belfry]

also i almost died again

i was 🤏 close to getting gamended

[sour rivet]

why did you almost dieded

[oblique belfry]

car fucking flipped when it approached

[little depot]

treat your car better

[sour rivet]

fuck dead cells is on sale too

WAHHHH

[oblique belfry]

used nitro on a cliff i didnt see

saw myself 40meters in the air

[little depot]

intentional short cut

[oblique belfry]

[little depot]

wait thats peak

[subtle sage]

Rock deleted the post and put up a new one, dunno if its any better

[oblique belfry]

wanna see the most batshit insane one ?

[little depot]

sure

[subtle sage]

Actually I think he did reiterate his point better

[oblique belfry]

best one i found so far

[marsh cargo]

[little depot]

infinite energy

[oblique belfry]

time to install 4 wind turbines

[little depot]

greatest effort to net zero since 2016

[arctic flicker]

2 wind 2 hydro

[oblique belfry]

doesn't rain that often

on that dumbass forest

its all just fog

why am i keep getting this quirk

[little depot]

harmless quirk

[oblique belfry]

it is

but its like 5th time i get this now

did he die

[arctic flicker]

man typing this out while hiking probably

[sour rivet]

breasts

[oblique belfry]

[little depot]

boob morning breasties

[oblique belfry]

gimme my freddie back

this shit scarier then that

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/fridge-dissapointed-no-food-my-excitement-for-food-is-now-gone-oh-nevermind-gif-17411460

[wet lantern]

[sour rivet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1123782681147232356/1427569642041511976/RDT_20251014_0411503143926234757329548.jpg?ex=69051815&is=6903c695&hm=6c7823ab0f1cc8a613e2eb77e375aacfe12180ac098d98ce438f568594bbcda9&=&format=webp

[wet lantern]

When the fajitas aren't sizzlin

[little depot]

bestest of boys

[sour rivet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1123782681147232356/1427569641605042236/RDT_20251014_0411385873218117933887278.jpg?ex=69051815&is=6903c695&hm=937fc1fe9b5a39a9a2cfe7b3bde3b48216ed63821b13301a7c58bfd41221203c&=&format=webp

[oblique belfry]

wat

[copper vapor]

I got hit with the blues

don't feel like playing anything

[sour rivet]

😔

[oblique belfry]

😔

[copper vapor]

must fight the night tiger

[wet lantern]

At least you aint green, you would die

[copper vapor]

I think I'm gonna boot up some completely random game and see what happens

[sour rivet]

the wheel in my head keeps turning

i wanna play game

Voin? i highlight it then i think about deadlock

then i highlight that and think barotrauma

[oblique belfry]

wtf ?

[little depot]

south korean conspiracy theories are bat shit insane ngl

[wet lantern]

Called air and it's made of things other than air

https://tenor.com/view/biff-tannen-biff-trash-know-your-place-gif-5411029464619556384

[copper vapor]

I think I'll take a look at the new NMS expedition

last one was kinda chorey

and the rewards weren't great

[little depot]

air isnt made of air

[wet lantern]

Nuh uh

[opal star]

You could say it's 70% air by mass if you count oxygen. Lol.

[wet lantern]

Not enough

[copper vapor]

you know what else is not enough

[little depot]

me

ill never be enough

[copper vapor]

[forest acorn]

Isn't it the pinching symbol thing again

[forest acorn]

Fake

[copper vapor]

I was gonna say dakka but I guess that's valid

[sour rivet]

instead of fried chicken

eat grilled chicken

[forest acorn]

Seared

[subtle sage]

instead of candy

eat grilled chicken

[sour rivet]

instead of going to the theatres

eat grilled chicken

[copper vapor]

instead of watching a movie

watch grilled chicken

[sour rivet]

Instead of going to work

Go to grilled chicken

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/gustavo-fring-giancarlo-esposito-breaking-bad-los-pollos-hermanos-trucks-gif-26028410

Instead of chicken.

[green granite]

@sour rivet as if you kn-

Nvm

[sour rivet]

do you lack the ability to speak with context

[static axle]

i will, whith what money are you gonna eat yours

[sour rivet]

Instead of paying with money

pay with grilled chicken

[opal star]

Can't have grilled chicken without money.

[copper vapor]

you could have grilled chicken with grilled chicken

[static axle]

instead of being useless grilled chicken

how about get a job

[sour rivet]

instead of job

[opal star]

[copper vapor]

instead of getting a job

[sour rivet]

eat grileld chicken

[copper vapor]

get grilled chicken

[static axle]

@sick trail rename birb to a chicken

[copper vapor]

I started thinking earlier (yeah huge red flag, call the paramedics and the firefighters)

[sour rivet]

how to easily get hate to shit on me in 1 easy step

[copper vapor]

how is SPT gonna work with the steam version of tarky?

[sour rivet]

step 1

grilled chicken

[static axle]

step 1 breath and waste air

[sour rivet]

wasnt tarkov getting its own official singleplayer thing

[spring pagoda]

God Redsec is so ass

[sour rivet]

in one of the super expensive packs

[spring pagoda]

All the COD campers are on it

[copper vapor]

it does have its own pve mode
but spt is superior thanks to modding

[sour rivet]

ah ok

[spring pagoda]

Oh yeah the phantom edition or whatever its called lmao

[little depot]

yes

[sour rivet]

well i assume it will work the same

[spring pagoda]

The radio that makes npcs non-hostile was kinda funny

[copper vapor]

I would assume the same but ya never know

[sour rivet]

tru

[copper vapor]

there's also the thing where people recommend you have a separate install for spt

so you don't get flagged in live tarky

wonder how that's gonna go for steam version

[spring pagoda]

Why play Tarkov when GAMMA exists?

[copper vapor]

because gamma is ass

[sour rivet]

tarkass

[forest acorn]

I like beta particles more

[spring pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/su-57-funny-aviation-is-for-you-meme-gif-18279334555103731554

[static axle]

atleast shitkov has frames

[copper vapor]

yea fuck this I'm booting up spt

[subtle sage]

fml does anyone know how to download gifs from twitter? I hate having to use a converter to turn it into an mp4 then turn that shit into a gif

[sour rivet]

unfortunately thats the only way

[subtle sage]

[sour rivet]

its glorp shit

there was one site

that automaticalyl made it a gif

[subtle sage]

One of the horse gifs I sent here looks like ass after being converted into a gif

[sour rivet]

but twitter dmca'd it not tool ong ago

[opal star]

I didn't even know i had a mod menu for gta.

[subtle sage]

I used to use redketchup and its still up for a bit, but its gonna be removed soon apparently

[sour rivet]

ye that one

[spring pagoda]

CRINGE

Cherax FUCKING SUCKS

[copper vapor]

I forgot all the keybinds

[opal star]

Maybe it does, don't know. Haven't tried it.

Just had it buried under all my files.

[spring pagoda]

It's ass
The so called "protections" don't even protect against crashes only against other cherax users

[thin bobcat]

Just don't use it

Don't

Their "undetected" is not very undetected

[spring pagoda]

You'll get banned I'm almost certain of it

[thin bobcat]

Even before battle eye it was shit

[spring pagoda]

YUP

[opal star]

Figured, even their bypass isn't that great.

[spring pagoda]

You must be one of the shitters my friends and I farm on a daily basis lmao

[opal star]

I think there's only 3 that let you go online with a bypass?

[spring pagoda]

I've literally only seen 3 modders since battle eye

[thin bobcat]

I don't play GTAV anymore, I just remember the last one I used was called Luna, it was pretty alright, I mostly just used it for stealth money

I doubt it's still around though

But I do remember Cherax, that mod menu got a fuck ton of people banned

[opal star]

Yeah all of them are bannable quite easily atm, mostly because of money earning.

Atlas is even worse, and that let's you play online.

[spring pagoda]

The apartment sell exploit was in the game since 2013 they literally patched it like 2 patches ago

[opal star]

The $15 million one?

[spring pagoda]

My friend made a macro for it and we collectively glitched like 300 billion

[copper vapor]

shittalks mod menu users
abuses exploits

[spring pagoda]

Money exploits dont ruin other player's experience

[opal star]

Before august 2024 you could spam all the money hacks you could, now there's a hard limit before you get banned.

[spring pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-shut-up-low-rank-shut-up-higher-rank-shut-up-high-rank-shut-up-mid-rank-gif-22181693

[opal star]

Even earning legit you can get banned. Any more than 50 million a day and you're done.

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-low-rank-low-rank-rankism-shut-up-i-have-a-higher-rank-than-you-shut-up-gif-21516126

[spring pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/tv-smash-angry-punch-gif-14888321

[spring pagoda]

I made 300 million overnight

[opal star]

Didn't luna exit scam?

[thin bobcat]

Very possible, it was a cheap 15$ mod menu and I got the key for 5$

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-shutup-will-riker-jonathan-frakes-star-trek-tgn-gif-3824922402410430660

[spring pagoda]

The exploit uses something called "no save mode". It essentially blocks rockstar's connection to your pc but allows you to still be connected to an invite only/solo session. Allowing you to replay heists and sell cars infinitely.

[thin bobcat]

I didn't complain because after you reach the 2 billion cap, you don't need it anymore anyways

[spring pagoda]

We glitched enough to completely devalue a small country's currency

[opal star]

Luna vs Cherax then Luna vs Impulse lmao, that was the action back then.

[spring pagoda]

Don't even get me started on 2take

I knew a guy who made a custom lua script that instantly crashed ANY modders in the session

[copper vapor]

who cares about other players' experiences in GTAO, 90% of the time they'd just snipe you with an oppressor
they deserve everything bad that happens to them irl

[spring pagoda]

Dying to a mk2 is a skill issue

[timid hollow]

Other players exist to be my victims

[spring pagoda]

Also that perfectly sums up why I grief everyone I see in a session lmao

[copper vapor]

beside the point

[opal star]

Gta online modders aren't much of a threat anymore. But, in rdr online 90% of the playerbase uses a menu. Lmao.

[thin bobcat]

I just liked Luna because it had a somewhat serviceable UI

Like the Mod Menu itself didn't lag like shit

[copper vapor]

can I use resource monitor to kick myself out into a solo session in RDO same way I could in GTAO?

[spring pagoda]

Yeah that works

[opal star]

Yeah, there's also a mod that lets you into solo sessions.

[copper vapor]

resmon my beloved

wouldn't have stomached playing GTAO for very long without it

[spring pagoda]

https://youtu.be/WqsfkH4XzM0

Still works btw

[opal star]

But, won't do much if a modder's on your dick. They'll just join your session and crash you, lol.

[timber oxide]

Man I remember the first versions of GTA:O on PS3

And how you could print money by "selling" cars

[spring pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-gif-23548428
Those same modders when I use a VPN

[copper vapor]

they'll never even know I'm in the game

[opal star]

I remember the DNS money glitch days.

[spring pagoda]

Good times

[green granite]

I cant believe

[spring pagoda]

I'll know

[green granite]

BF6 made a map worse than Sobek

[opal star]

But, yeah there's really only one menu that's worth a lick of shit in red dead. Nothing else really comes on top and when there's a modder vs modder the modder with a weaker menu gets crashed.

[spring pagoda]

Dare I say they made a map worse than Felucia in Battlefront 2

[copper vapor]

nah

[spring pagoda]

Ghost org wont save you

[thin bobcat]

I still remember when Kiddon's Mod Menu was pretty good when no other menu worked

[opal star]

Ah yeah, that was a good one.

[thin bobcat]

Well, those times are over

[spring pagoda]

I swear to fucking god 90% of dogfights ive been in the fucker is using kiddions for godmode

[opal star]

Yeah this one. You can't really do much to these guys in red dead online, the menu also doesn't let you attack other people using the same menu. LOL.

[spring pagoda]

Rockstar should use that as a ban list

[opal star]

To avoid them i just pop into a solo session.

[opal star]

They gon't give a shit, they've abandoned the game long ago.

[spring pagoda]

If only they didnt 🙁

[opal star]

Has some incredible potential.

[hearty wyvern]

Drip or nah

[little depot]

beeds a budnle of roses

or other flowers ig

[hearty wyvern]

Obv

Keeps the plague away

[opal star]

@static axle Look at all of them!

https://tenor.com/view/the-revenant-gif-27576040

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-terminator-thats-me-suits-you-thats-totally-you-gif-19225202

[spring pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/robocop-smile-robocop-smile-robocop-rogue-city-robocop-happy-gif-3488842367248583764

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/harvest-cpu-tech-technology-computer-gif-22646316

[spring pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/mayo-thermal-paste-cpu-processor-gif-13472622

[opal star]

Going to test the cherax menu on a throw away account.

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/thermal-paste-gif-4366591652798924687

[opal star]

Likely going to get it banned within the hour.

[opal star]

Son, we use the minigun for the hogs.

😈

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WZurJy4B9o&pp=ygUSZG9vbSBtdXNpYyBmaW5uaXNo

somehow reminded me of this idk

[little depot]

hmm

how does one spell 21st in finnish

[opal star]

😂

[little depot]

hmm ill need a lock pick

[blazing maple]

Is doge here

@oblique belfry my son

[little depot]

what is thr australian identity

[copper vapor]

koalas, kangaroos, venomous spiders

steve irwin

[blazing maple]

Google the battle of Gallipoli

[copper vapor]

crocodile dundee

[sour rivet]

the fuck

anyway

https://youtu.be/l7GP9jdKbVk?si=T4Jm_xElCLLmQdJD

inferno is cooking

[little depot]

I meant in general

[blazing maple]

Florida British

[sour rivet]

pardon

[opal star]

Orange.

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/ongezellig-mymy-fact-check-post-patriot-gif-3288063450887726825

Long live orangje

[opal star]

It's.. So orange!

[sour rivet]

dogcat

[green granite]

He is a desert eagle big

[timid hollow]

i always forget we were supporting the ottomans

now they sell kebab everywhere here

what a way to say thank you

[little depot]

the triple entente were up to something

[sour rivet]

i still dont understand the florida british

im too tired to read the entire fucking wiki

[little depot]

I still cant stand the british

[copper vapor]

what

[timid hollow]

I cant stand french people

[sour rivet]

yeah

[timid hollow]

brits are alright for the most part

[sour rivet]

hes remaking all of morrowind into elden ring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n89NFtIUWDI heres the first vid

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/richard-hammond-the-grand-tour-clarkson-jeremy-clarkson-james-may-gif-27415224

[timid hollow]

mhm

• the autotranslate computer voice telling me stuff in completely unnatural german

[blazing maple]

So much dirt and salt flats. Ahhh home

[sour rivet]

sam what did you mean by florida british

[sour rivet]

this fuckass ai

[timid hollow]

i become metal bird once again

i become the very thing i swore to destroy

[blazing maple]

Self explanatory

[sour rivet]

no not really

it 11pm brain is workinmg at 50%

[opal star]

What the fuck? Lmao.

[little depot]

50% of zero is still 0

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/kekw-dow-gif-24856862

[opal star]

😂

[sour rivet]

you are a woman

[copper vapor]

am I gonna regret this, chat?

[sour rivet]

its

ok

[subtle sage]

Why the...why the long...why

[opal star]

It's made by the people who made cotw.

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-morgan-bayharbour-butcher-knife-gif-13863408

[little depot]

???

Thank you?

ig?

[sour rivet]

[opal star]

Is bird not a woman?

[static axle]

its middlest mid there is

[little depot]

he would be unstopable if he was

we had to limit his power some how

[sour rivet]

give me tits or give me death

[timid hollow]

dorb

[opal star]

Barred from ever having a sustainable income.

EBT is gone too. Lol.

[little depot]

he'd be still unemployed as a woman

[sour rivet]

economy will crash sooner or later

[little depot]

-Warren buffet or something

[sour rivet]

or maybe someone will try their shot at the orange man again

4th times the charm

please

[timid hollow]

birb doing the same thing like me, hoping for a national disaster so it doesnt matter he doesnt work

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-silverhand-arasaka-cyberpunk-2077-cyberpunk-gif-12037837968996310073

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-clarkson-stare-gif-16112844199639053673

[sour rivet]

stop fucking missing

[little depot]

do it yourself

[sour rivet]

i am not in washington

[little depot]

(for TOS purposes this is a joke)

[timid hollow]

im not joking

[copper vapor]

enjoyable solo?

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/needy-streamer-overloud-needy-girl-overdose-kangel-omgkawaiiangel-psyop-gif-11634454542097293728

[timid hollow]

do it birb

pop it

twist it

[little depot]

we'll get you there

[timid hollow]

load it

[opal star]

Yes, do it so i can get a fat check after earning the bounty on your head.

[timid hollow]

aim it

fire it

[sour rivet]

i played it with a friend years back

no idea how it is now

it was aight solo

[little depot]

get mine first

[sour rivet]

bold of you to assume i'd still be alive if i did it

[opal star]

Sorry, only batman can do that.

[sour rivet]

no money for you fuckboy

[timid hollow]

is bounty hunting still a thing

like dead or alive kinda thing

or just get this crackhead for 200 dollars kinda thing

[little depot]

Internationally yes

domestically depends on wher eyou live

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/yami-kalas-kyle-hyde-gif-18344047

[opal star]

Nah, just manhunts now.

[opal star]

But, that won't stop the U.s government.

[sour rivet]

i want to work

however this bitch ass country says otherwise

[timid hollow]

4 rejections isnt saying otherwise

[sour rivet]

there have been more

i jsut dont list them

[timid hollow]

10 rejections dont count

even 25 dont

[sour rivet]

none count

[timid hollow]

at 50 i would start to believe you

[opal star]

Man, bird could have it all if i adopted him. Too bad though, hate's getting adopted.

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/500-ciggarettes-gif-11805300176740010737

500 applications

[timid hollow]

Adopt me

[timid hollow]

teach me hunting

[sour rivet]

ratdad already adopted me

[timid hollow]

my dad doesnt want too because complicated in germany

[opal star]

I could use a German for pheasant hunting. Sure.

[little depot]

oh yeah right I forgot

birbs techinically my sibling

[timid hollow]

what is this weird "lets play family" roleplay here

[opal star]

Eat your sibling. Be the favorite.

[little depot]

Im gonna bully the shit out of him

[timid hollow]

this has to stop

[opal star]

[sour rivet]

you are tiny

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/get-this-man-a-true-halloween-spooky-posting-spookyposting-get-this-man-a-gif-7382123188198783106

[sour rivet]

roblox

[opal star]

Bruh.

[copper vapor]

let's find out

[little depot]

Yeah we're playing adopt me

[timid hollow]

my dad once said i was adopted and i said now what

[copper vapor]

hmm it's the just cause engine

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/shoo-go-away-johnny-depp-captain-jack-sparrow-gif-4877675

[timid hollow]

then he said pack your things they come in 20 minutes

[opal star]

Apex engine, yup.

[copper vapor]

default 54 degrees fov? what the heck

and the max is 80

[timid hollow]

isnt it third person

[copper vapor]

no

[timid hollow]

third person fovs are always weird

oh

gey then

[timid hollow]

i love it when i just see the barrel of my gun

[sour rivet]

ask sam for her next paycheck

[opal star]

theHunter classic uses an updated apex engine, just cause 1 used the 1.0 version of it.

[little depot]

@blazing maple Can I have your next pay check?

[opal star]

Call of the wild the angler i think has the newest version, just after cotw.

Renegade ops also used apex engine 2.0.

And this gem.

[little depot]

why is the t not capitalised

[timid hollow]

is he a convinct forced to hunt dinosaurs

if not, why those clothes

[opal star]

Trademark.

[copper vapor]

dang this character can sprint for 3 seconds

even I can run more

[timid hollow]

hey

thats more than skif

[timid hollow]

IM SO SMART HOLY

[opal star]

Lol.

[little depot]

Why do so many games use this as plot

[timid hollow]

yeah the trope is kinda overused

but its cool

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306683555488862319/1351304623406714971/SKEEFA.gif

[little depot]

Im fine with the trope

im just confused why

[timid hollow]

because its a get out of "what is my characters motivation" free card

[little depot]

There are other ways tho

[timid hollow]

there are

but there is also this way

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1126283787031019631.gif?quality=lossless&name=A_sneakskeleton&size=48

[opal star]

It can be yours for $90!

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-spooky-halloween-christmas-witch-gif-2150181033022167577

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

My last one was like 450 for 12 hours work

You can have it if you beat me in a kissing contest

[sour rivet]

what

[spring pagoda]

You wouldn't bring a golf club to a minigun fi-

[blazing maple]

Dw doge I’ll get you back one day

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

neither of you kissed in your entire life

calling it

both shall fail

[little depot]

bet

[oblique belfry]

kissed in elementary school

does that count

[sour rivet]

not you doge

[little depot]

place and time

[spring pagoda]

Spy gaming

[oblique belfry]

aw

[sour rivet]

maybe?

[oblique belfry]

fym maybe

[sour rivet]

i'll give you half a point

[oblique belfry]

fine i'll take it

[timber oxide]

What's the current competition

[sour rivet]

doge wins

[oblique belfry]

have you kissed someone in your life pyrson

[little depot]

waow

doge gimme the money

[timber oxide]

Well

That's

Um

[oblique belfry]

he didn't

[timber oxide]

Private information

[oblique belfry]

anyways moving on

[timber oxide]

You'd be surprised

If I told you the whole story

[oblique belfry]

would be more surprised if you didn't

[timber oxide]

Ok I'm gonna DM it to you

[oblique belfry]

hell yeah

[little depot]

:<

[oblique belfry]

private session

[little depot]

gatekeeping

[pure compass]

inb4 azu has lost his virginity but no kissing

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

i had a girl bite my ear in elementary

[little depot]

hes gonna kiss you

[little depot]

?!

[sour rivet]

it scared me

[static axle]

@proven tundra

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[little depot]

what is this fanfic about me

[sour rivet]

Florida man

[oblique belfry]

brb

[pure compass]

Is it true?

[sour rivet]

yeahg

[little depot]

also like do yall not kiss when having sex lmao?

[sick trail]

[sour rivet]

the fuck is sex

Dry you can do it after halloween

[blazing maple]

I had girls braid my hair in high school

[pure compass]

That's what would make it unusual

[static axle]

also give me and pyr legend

[timber oxide]

Doge acquired some Pyrson lore

[static axle]

also hello

[sour rivet]

i have no fond memories of school

[static axle]

[sour rivet]

the teachers were wretched

[pure compass]

Is it true that australian children have to wear a hat or else they won't be allowed to play outside?

[sour rivet]

the students were wretched

[sick trail]

But hwhy

[quiet abyss]

No bitches

[sour rivet]

i was on some fuckass medication that made me VERY angry all the time

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

he did indeed surprise me

[timber oxide]

Yeag

Let's move on

[quiet abyss]

I dont need medication for that

[oblique belfry]

dude this is so goddamn confusing and this chat is now boring

[quiet abyss]

Im just pissed at people all the time

[oblique belfry]

go back to cyan color plz

[quiet abyss]

[sour rivet]

wow ok

[oblique belfry]

its all urple and pink

[blazing maple]

Don’t worry birb you can make new school memories. Just go down to your local highschool and wait don’t do that I just realized that’s a bad idea

[oblique belfry]

we need variety

[sour rivet]

expensive

[quiet abyss]

[sour rivet]

and i dont want new school memories

[blazing maple]

? Highschool is expensive?

[sour rivet]

death is expensive

[pure compass]

bro had to take himself to school I guess

[sour rivet]

also its america sam

this shit wont teach me ANYTHING good

[oblique belfry]

why do i feel a slight pain in my right ear when i drink water

[timber oxide]

But I think I still don't get a point

[oblique belfry]

probably no yeah

[timber oxide]

Go to a doctor

[blazing maple]

Demons

[pure compass]

The opportunity cost of going to highschool in the USA

[oblique belfry]

just drank water a 2nd time and nothing happened

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/mosquito-gif-3625757596466178432

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

cant believe sam tried telling me to kill myself

[oblique belfry]

human body gaslighting smh

[timber oxide]

Maybe not go to a doctor yet

[oblique belfry]

was planning on doing 1 more pacific drive run but it showed me 3 junctions

[timber oxide]

Birb
You should resurrect yourself, NOW

[oblique belfry]

when i wake up ig

[oblique belfry]

........why no-

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/resurrection-resurrect-back-from-the-dead-coffin-gif-17046161

[oblique belfry]

🛌

[sour rivet]

no fortnite

[oblique belfry]

no funi clips

[sour rivet]

i just noticed my name

hm

[oblique belfry]

oop i mentioned clips

time to send a random clip from my folder again

[timber oxide]

Hold up I think it's unfair that Doge got some Pyrson Lore but Birb didn't

[sour rivet]

pyrson

do you have that one clip from repo

[timber oxide]

Which one

[sour rivet]

where you were watching maru fucking die

[timber oxide]

Oh my

[sour rivet]

being chased by gnome

[timber oxide]

Probably

[oblique belfry]

give everyone 1 piece of the pyr lore so we have to combine em into 1 giant lore dump

[sour rivet]

i had it saved but i dunno what happened to it

[oblique belfry]

dbz moment

[sour rivet]

sam has the most lore of me (mainly because i talk to her the most)

[timber oxide]

Birb, that clip is probably on my external

[oblique belfry]

i just lore dump occasionally in here

[sour rivet]

fuuuuck

[timber oxide]

You want me to look for it now?

[sour rivet]

if you want to

[timber oxide]

Sure