╟❓general-offtopic

[oblique belfry]

why did i watch this video

from this moron

[snow tree]

Doge

[sour rivet]

Wife sweep

[carmine laurel]

because you're just as bad?

[sour rivet]

No

Thats a lie

[oblique belfry]

all i wanted to know was what the mod was about

[marsh cargo]

Average gamba player

[carmine laurel]

read the mod page????

[oblique belfry]

ew reading

[snow tree]

[carmine laurel]

doge has deevolved to have a zoomer brain

[snow tree]

Lets kill Doge with rocks

[sour rivet]

Sometimes i like to hear what others have to say

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/luce-luce-throw-luce-rock-throwing-rocks-luce-throwing-rocks-gif-18444150226391353163

[snow tree]

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1376395214188449802/1385775775193501807/qhbs3avdiz2c1-1.gif

[rocky turtle]

IM FREE

[oak magnet]

baller

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/movie-it-rockwar-hit-head-gif-14895065

[carmine laurel]

you have even worse zoomer brain if you think random mod reviewer youtubers have anything special to say

[sour rivet]

And you have a boomer brain

For being a meanie

[glad parrot]

Yikes

[obsidian sun]

i want to play pacific drive
but don't feel like downloading music

[oak magnet]

sometimes id rather not walk into a restaraunt knowing if its shit or not to a degree

[oblique belfry]

kebab arrived

[sour rivet]

Kab

[teal spade]

what

[obsidian sun]

what

[oblique belfry]

hey man sometimes its easier and shorter to listen to review videos

i do research on my own via wiki pages / forums when needed

[obsidian sun]

i want a custom radio
but don't feel like downloading songs individually

[carmine laurel]

Thats why the one you're listening to is a moron by your own words

[oblique belfry]

he was

[teal spade]

why? The ingame radio is great and has a lot of content

[oblique belfry]

i picked the wrong video

shrimple as that

[obsidian sun]

i already played the game

im used to the radio

[oblique belfry]

now i might just look at forums / wikis instead

after food consumption

[carmine laurel]

[oblique belfry]

Shiyon

whats your point

[obsidian sun]

i wish youtube had a built it download button

and not the one currently used

[oblique belfry]

it does but it requires premium right ?

[obsidian sun]

idk

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1425513428474396914/lucy_sped_up.gif

[oblique belfry]

yeah

[obsidian sun]

i know you can download videos to watch them offline
but not as a file

did they really add that feature to premium

[quiet yew]

[obsidian sun]

holy shit what a dogshit app

[oblique belfry]

mp3 downloader sites ?

or are they 🏴‍☠️ territory

[obsidian sun]

nah i just don't feel like it

too much work

[oblique belfry]

bruh

[opal star]

If you want to download youtube videos, stacher7.

[obsidian sun]

i want mp3s mostly

[opal star]

You can do that.

As well as pretty much every other format under the sun.

[oblique belfry]

oh ?

[obsidian sun]

i'll see if my old juice mp3 is still around

[oblique belfry]

ENOUGH

PLEASEE

[quiet yew]

no fucking idea what the show is about nor why is it popular

[oblique belfry]

same

its when strange things happen ig

[opal star]

@static axle Killed 2 deer, i took the first one and the second one a friend of mine took. First one won't score high but couldn't pass on a old past prime buck.

[static axle]

2 is a thicc boy

[static axle]

wtf is there still left that is strange?

Taxes?

[oblique belfry]

probably

[static axle]

Rocket science?

[copper vapor]

they had d&d shit on it, might as well go to other sci-fi and fantasy settings for strange things

next stop: warhammer

[opal star]

That first buck from the other night self filmed. 685yds 6.5prc 156gr berger. And the same bullet/gun for the second, 717 yds.

[static axle]

i wouldnt know since havent watched a single episode

and i plan on keeping it that way

[static axle]

clean shots

[opal star]

This week's been great, killed 6 in 1 day.

A 10 year old also scored his first deer at 150 yards, 22creed.

[opal star]

We let the little kids take younger deer for their first couple otherwise its just old regressed bucks or bigguns we try to take out.

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-vent-jumpscare-stan-twitter-sitellix-gif-3470803420539247237

[opal star]

These 3 rifles are some of the best custom builds i have. Just super deadly.

[oblique belfry]

???????

who was mike pondsmith again ?

[copper vapor]

creator of the cyberpunk rpg

[oblique belfry]

oh

well they are gonna do an interview with him

in 6 mins

[copper vapor]

inb4 it's just bait

[oblique belfry]

probably

[fluid trout]

I love how his self-insert is apparently still alive in 2077

[oblique belfry]

@carmine laurel if you are interested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_HsIlaqMkc

[oak magnet]

HUH????

[oak magnet]

CYBERPUNK CREATOR

OF THE TTRPG

[oak magnet]

WOOOOOOO

[fluid trout]

folks still havent made a drink for him in the Afterlife even after he's in the AHQ explosion

[oak magnet]

ima just listen to this tmr tbh

[oak magnet]

because hes not confirmed dead

morgan blackhand aint dead yo

[fluid trout]

I love author self inserts man

[copper vapor]

my internet is extremely sucky today

even emojis don't load

[oak magnet]

he is?

id insert myself as someone who fucking dies

like dostoyevsky naming the most shittiest scumbag in his most popular novel the same name as his own

[oblique belfry]

could be discord moment

i get those occasionally too

[copper vapor]

tarantino playing secondary characters on his own movies

[oak magnet]

i liked the one where he exploded

[copper vapor]

stan lee appearing in most marvel films

[fluid trout]

probably one of the main reason why he's not in 2077, guy doesnt want anyone to play around with his character

[oak magnet]

thats fair

[rocky turtle]

meltagun

[oak magnet]

in my whole sci fi novel idea, i just want to write someone a bit like me who is both inconsequencial and dies

why not

[copper vapor]

just make him appear in a one-time cutscene with zero interactivity and then he's gone

problem solved

[copper vapor]

BOLTGUN

[oblique belfry]

there he is

[fluid trout]

he gets mentioned in a few lines

[oak magnet]

hell yeah

[copper vapor]

ah yes
sunglasses indoors
so edgy

[fluid trout]

hell yeah

[oak magnet]

im gonna buy tequila tommorow

[oblique belfry]

hell yeah

anyways im not watching the whole stream

[oak magnet]

im going to be dressed as V if V was wearing johnnys clothes

[oblique belfry]

just wanted to see the first 10 seconds

[copper vapor]

I bet he smashes or has already smashed both of those women

[oak magnet]

because i dont have long hair BUT i do have a buzzcut

[fluid trout]

time to sleep

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRtpiR3VnJc

new health remix

[oak magnet]

WOOOOO

i actually love thought leader

banger ass song

[oblique belfry]

?

[oak magnet]

its all in your head mab

[oblique belfry]

why is nvidia reuploading

[oak magnet]

man

im telling you

[copper vapor]

because it's out today

[oblique belfry]

oh

[small bane]

Ms cleaning lady did an incredible work I could eat off the floor

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1Hg1X72tU8

[fluid trout]

5 bucks for a vid of you doing it

[small bane]

Bro I don’t blink for 5 bucks

Fr tho so fucking clean

[fluid trout]

whats your minimum then hypothetically

[small bane]

To lick the floor?

Never rly thought about it

[copper vapor]

who dis

[small bane]

Yummers

[oblique belfry]

one of the og shitpost makers using sfm

[oblique belfry]

KUMPIR ?

[small bane]

Life’s good

[small bane]

This is what passes for a kebab in Poland

[oblique belfry]

[small bane]

Yea idk bro

How and why

[fluid trout]

is there normally corn in a traditional-ish kebab or is it just filler lmao

[small bane]

Umm sorta normal here

I treat it as hp food tbh more veggies than I usually have

[fluid trout]

eh still looks delicious

so long as you get your veggies in ig

[small bane]

It was delicious indeed just spicy enough not to turn you into a dragon

Guess it’s time for more Skyrim

[timber oxide]

Never had corn in my kebabs

[small bane]

The the kinda thing I don’t care if it’s there or not

It’s there ok, if it isn’t whatever

When I was in HS I’d eat just meat bread and sauce

[timber oxide]

Also that technically is a kebab. It's a döner

[oak magnet]

what the fuck is that slop

[small bane]

Well for me this is what a kebab looks like anyway

Since forever so

[oak magnet]

people really slather a litre of sauce on shit and declare it food

[timber oxide]

That's my preferred version of kebab but I've also seen and eaten different ones

[small bane]

It only looks like that there’s a ton of meat below and no sauce

It’s 10/10 always fresh and healthy

[timber oxide]

One day I will go visit my favourite kebab place and make a photo of the absolutely holy kebabs the guy there makes

[small bane]

Do it I’m a kebab connoisseur

This one my fav in town

Just feels really healthy ngl

[timber oxide]

I probably wouldn't eat that one

[small bane]

Zero remorse eating that like 2x a week

Preferences eh

That’s fine

If you tried it I bet you would like the taste tho

[timber oxide]

I like the taste of most kebabs I've tried but not a single one has bested the one from Sosnowiec

[small bane]

Sosnowiec

I used to take the train there and get private chemistry classes from an old uni professor lady to prepare for matura

Idk didn’t seem half as bad as ppl try to make it out to be

[timber oxide]

It's better than Katowice

[small bane]

Seems decent lots of commie blocks etc but that’s everywhere ngl

[fluid trout]

you'd get floored by watching those chicken shop vids where they assemble everything with an even layer of sauce in between shit like the fries and the chicken

[small bane]

Fries are so dumb this shit has so many calories you could have two kebabs instead of a side of fries with it sometimes

Or large mcd fries some 750 kcal iirc

Madness

[fluid trout]

I like home fries man, shit is pretty easy to get crispy and most of the cook time is just waiting for it to boil or get baked

the secret is apparently just tossing it after the boiling so it gets craggly all over

[small bane]

Hmm I don’t rly know not much of a cook

[fluid trout]

for how mid mcdo fries are they shouldnt be that high lmao

[small bane]

I’ll make a breakfast but dinner usually some takeaway

[sour rivet]

Please learn how to cook

[small bane]

Uhh well I can cook but it’s sooo messy

[sour rivet]

Then clean

[fluid trout]

I love recipes where most of the cook time can be spent doing anything else or just cleaning up the mess generated by cooking

[sour rivet]

Clean while cooking

[small bane]

With how cheap a decent delivery is that’s rly not a problem

[real aspen]

how does persimmon go from the vilest thing imaginable to a sweet delicacy

jesus

[small bane]

And I usually go for the home cooked meals type shit anyway

[real aspen]

dont eat unripe persimmon

worst mistake of my life

fucking

[small bane]

[real aspen]

dirt is better than this

[timber oxide]

Cooking is a simple as cutting meat into pieces and slapping it into a pan with some oil

[fluid trout]

theres some pretty nice family kitchens near me that I can just pop down into, they got delicious beef stew with some garlic rice

[marsh cargo]

Wtf is a persimmon

[sour rivet]

Sometimes cheaper too

[timber oxide]

I mean, you don't have to follow a recipe

I just make shit up and it usually works

[small bane]

I can do basic stuff like this but if I can have something rly nice for like 30zl then why not

Respect to everyone who actually cooks too

[timber oxide]

For 30zł you can actually feed yourself for a few days if you cook stuff yourself

[small bane]

Well that’s true too

[fluid trout]

easiest meal of my life is just cooking rice and eating it with the rotisserie chicken thats half off since its near closing time

[small bane]

You could make so much chicken for that

That was me in uni

Is just freeze it later

[real aspen]

nothing beast the aroma of fresh baked cake

[fluid trout]

back in Uni shit got so bad I was eating rice with Milo

[small bane]

Mmmm chicken

[real aspen]

or licking up leftover cream and chocolate dough like a kid

[timber oxide]

I can make so many pancakes for 30zł

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry the companions appearance is a gamble

[oblique belfry]

wdym gamble

[sour rivet]

Buy more for different colors

[small bane]

Also true some insanely cheap food

[oblique belfry]

gacha on my kids game ?

[small bane]

Some jam on them, delicious

[fluid trout]

plus since I love soup its insane how much broth you can make with the carcass

[timber oxide]

And insanely easy to make

[sour rivet]

Gambling in my gorillaz game

[timber oxide]

Gacha? Where?

[oblique belfry]

if what birb said is true the "companion" cosmetic will have gacha system

[timber oxide]

WHERE

[hexed stag]

huge!

[fluid trout]

my go to is sopas which is just the broth, the chicken and whatever else I got in the fridge with some macaroni noodles and evaporated milk

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet

show him the proof

[sour rivet]

Bitch can scroll

[timber oxide]

I don't want proof I want to know where

[oblique belfry]

fortnite shop

i assume

[timber oxide]

See, it's not that hard

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/HYPEX/status/1983897801475141704?t=p_ZgX5_KgMqGEyB7kHzsFg&s=19

HYPEX (@HYPEX)

SIDEKICKS STYLES ARE PERMANENT

& YOU CAN PURCHASE THEM MULTIPLE TIMES

X · Oct 30, 2025, 2:04 PM

[oak magnet]

nah id rather die

[oblique belfry]

wot

[copper vapor]

behold, today's dose of steam forum stupidity

[sour rivet]

One

[oak magnet]

i mean i dont care about calories i cant gain weight

[oblique belfry]

[oak magnet]

skinny white boy metabolism

[oblique belfry]

[marsh cargo]

Context

[oak magnet]

i eat alot, cant gain weight still

look at me

[timber oxide]

Well, my excitement died down when I realized it's fortnite

[oak magnet]

i should be a competitive eater

nah

[sour rivet]

Brother what else did you think i was talking about

[copper vapor]

ninja gaiden 4 boss fights
I argued you can just bait them into doing something, dodging and then punishing

bro says "worst advice ever"

[sour rivet]

DOGE EVEN SAID FORTNITE SHOP

[timber oxide]

I dunno, maybe some niche game about a niche topic you like

[sour rivet]

BRAIN DAMAGWS

[timber oxide]

Yeah he said it and it triggered me to go

[marsh cargo]

[timber oxide]

So you're the brain damaged one

[fluid trout]

nah bro if it doesnt kill the boss in 30 seconds its obviously garbage

[timber oxide]

Have you consumed your daily dose of bricks yet?

[rocky turtle]

@proven tundra look at that badass inquisitor

[sour rivet]

nay

[oak magnet]

half chicken dinner tommorow chat?

[sour rivet]

why is discord opening up so small now

[oak magnet]

what do y’all think

[sour rivet]

what the fuck

[fluid trout]

peak

[timber oxide]

Hmmm, let me see...
Today's dose is...
One skyscraper

[small bane]

Lucky you if I have too much even like 1500 every day I start gaining slowly, so I eat like 1200-1700 depending what I did that day, if I go on a rave or some airsoft I’ll eat 2500-3000 even

[oak magnet]

i mean

[sour rivet]

DISCORD WHY ART THOU CHANGING THE WINDOW OF WHICH YOU OPEN NOW

[timber oxide]

Hurry up Birb, we have to ruin the economy

[oak magnet]

i tried to gain weight/muscle

only managed to gain 2kgs

[small bane]

But everyone is diffrient so don’t try to repeat that

[oak magnet]

maybe 4

[timber oxide]

In the meantime I will continue looking for Sam in the desert

[small bane]

Man U gotta eat so much for that I could never eat this much protein

[oak magnet]

my body fluxuates now because i dont go gym anymore but when i gotta go work and do manual labour i gain some back

[fluid trout]

I'm perpetually stuck in my weight lmao, havent changed drastically

[oak magnet]

im in a perpetual cycle of muscle loss and gain

[small bane]

I’ve always been mega skinny I look like a woman no joke

[oak magnet]

scoliosis

[fluid trout]

reason why I don't got that crazy metabolism now is I have the sleep cycle of a gremlin

[copper vapor]

that does matter if you want S-rank

[oblique belfry]

goddamn

[copper vapor]

but ppl who only want to finish the game don't need to do that

[sour rivet]

get out of my head

getoutofmyhead

[copper vapor]

wym get out of your head

let the good, fun game live there rent free

[sour rivet]

the hours

[oak magnet]

bro

[copper vapor]

oh yeah

[oak magnet]

i woke up like 2 times while sleeping this night

why

[fluid trout]

sometimes you just wanna do the good ol no sleep because game released but then your body punishes you when it hits 2 am

[oak magnet]

why cant i have ONE WHOLE SLEEP

[sour rivet]

sleep apnea

[copper vapor]

the guy from that forum post also claims he did 100% achievements in 60 hours

[oak magnet]

i did have a shit ton of dreams though

[copper vapor]

but his profile is private

[oblique belfry]

????

[copper vapor]

[oak magnet]

i dont got that

[oblique belfry]

what kind of pattern is this

[oak magnet]

i dont wake up breathless

[sour rivet]

"factory new" my ass i see scratches

[copper vapor]

I gotta show something

[small bane]

When I wake up in the middle of the night is usually a signal to take a big rip from the penjamin Franklin

[copper vapor]

unzips

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Steam

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Price

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▶ Play video

this looks like UE5 asset flip slop

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[copper vapor]

but

[small bane]

One blinker later in again sleeping like a baby

[fluid trout]

I'm off the Penn, don't Teller?

[small bane]

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c46xM5-wScg

[proven tundra]

[pallid sapphire]

Doppler buttplugs

[oblique belfry]

buttplugs > basic knifes

like bayonets

[small bane]

https://youtu.be/_dJHR34dQ8s good headset recommended

[oak magnet]

u have a penjamin?

[small bane]

like 3 kinds pls dont ask how i got them in europe cant answer that

[oak magnet]

fuuuck

i would get one but like

i like the experience of rolling a joint etc

rituals are fun

[restive bear]

I always wanted an aklex prime

One of my most wanted guns ever since I started playing wf

[small bane]

Yea but fuck that during winter

I don’t even need to open windows now let alone go on balcony or something g

[runic condor]

how much is it nowadays

[restive bear]

Bought a set for 40 plat

[oak magnet]

need to find me a source

of that and edibles

i need something to bring across borders somehow

[small bane]

Yup I have some gummies too they are rly nice

Eat one in the morning go to sleep still buzzing

[small bane]

Actually last 2 packs

But I don’t eat them too often ngl

[oak magnet]

do u get then online or some dhit

shit

[small bane]

hmm all i know it comes from the netherlands

but all these gummies/pens are made in us

so its some giga scuffed route idk

[proven tundra]

Bannerlord dlc dropping Nov 26

if it doesn't get delayed again

[marsh cargo]

It will be delayed
And it will be broken on launch

[proven tundra]

I'll probably play it eventually maybe if it doesn't completely suck

[marsh cargo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/942309894634233866.webp?size=128&animated=true

[proven tundra]

[small bane]

big rat

[rocky turtle]

@copper vapor

[copper vapor]

lmao this actually looks good

[copper vapor]

I WILL NOT TOLERATE AV SLANDER

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

Old AV

Was pure comedy

[copper vapor]

it was

but I loved it

I leveled up my squadron there

any irregular tomestone events happen, I farm there

[marsh cargo]

It made me hate playing low level dps

[real aspen]

0

[copper vapor]

I stopped feeling hate and just laugh at the dumb idiots who can't play the game

[celest plank]

trenchcoat came

winter will be nice

[copper vapor]

where's the meme I had about the frogs

[small bane]

already so fucking cold today

scarping windows in the morning anytime now

[real aspen]

guh

where are all the wizard games

i want to cast spells

rah

[small bane]

skyrim vr is some wizard powerfantasy ngl

[real aspen]

fucking

hell

[real aspen]

why is it always skyrim

[copper vapor]

found this instead @marsh cargo @rocky turtle

[rocky turtle]

[small bane]

its not always skyrim but ig im playing it rn so it came to mind first

its just how moddable that game is

it really became a playground and a place for best coders to show off

the AI i have installed is nothing short of insane

like a window into the future of the industry

[real aspen]

skyrim, dragon dogma, and to lesser extent, elden ring

[small bane]

[real aspen]

dunno anything else that just lets you live out your wizard fantasy without stupid restrictions

[small bane]

elden ring with the convergence has a fuckton of crazy spells

[sour rivet]

blade and sorcery

[small bane]

i recommend dragon cultist its insane

[real aspen]

more of gravity guy

havent done convergence in a while

[copper vapor]

yea can't find it

it was an image of a guy suplexing another guy into a pool

[sour rivet]

haha rock go swoosh

[real aspen]

but goddamn that gravity spell which makes your steps crack the ground

[small bane]

they have redone almst all dungeons at this point

[real aspen]

absolute epic

[sour rivet]

gravity also gets a teleport

[small bane]

like a new game ngl

[sour rivet]

i wanna do convergence again...

[copper vapor]

where the suplexer was the Aurum Vale Nyx (the frog) pulling the healer into the goldbile acid

[small bane]

do ittt its always worth it

[sour rivet]

cant

needs dlc now

[real aspen]

get dlc

[sour rivet]

40 dolla

plus tax

[real aspen]

it was just 20 for me

[small bane]

god i love elden ring

so fucking much

words cannot express

[real aspen]

did convergence get sekiro deflects by default yet?

[small bane]

hmm i dont think so

or i just dont use it

[sick trail]

Das my boy

[sour rivet]

cedocedocedocedo

[sick trail]

Sapphic Ranni my beloved

[nocturne aurora]

n evening chat

[sour rivet]

👀

[oak magnet]

just got my cut

fuck yeah

[small bane]

[oak magnet]

im ready to be V

[oak magnet]

ELDEN RINGGGG

[sick trail]

You know, because the game doesn't care what gender you are in the end

[oak magnet]

YOU MARRY HER ANYWAY

ranni loves for the sake of love and we love her

[sour rivet]

my pronouns are Frenzy/Flame

[oak magnet]

real

[sour rivet]

AUUUUUGH MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD

[oak magnet]

my fav character was me making a monk who lost his eye and his faith or wtv

and then well

[sick trail]

Woke

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4VkcWa-_x8

[sour rivet]

chaos was my first ending

[oak magnet]

regained one eye and lost the other because of the frenzied flame

[oak magnet]

mine was ranni, but my fav ending is frenzied flame

[sour rivet]

i wanna give a shoutout to my boy oleg

[pure compass]

They're not You/Died?

[sour rivet]

helped me kill the elden beast

[real aspen]

i dont get frenzied flame

like

it's just an end

[small bane]

[sour rivet]

and a shoutout to my favorite weapon the blood helice

[marsh cargo]

[oak magnet]

burn everything into one thing so something new comes out of it

[real aspen]

uh

no

[oak magnet]

without the chaos and suffering of the world that its in rn

[real aspen]

frenzy flame is just end i think

nothing new will be

[sick trail]

I like Marika's Hammer
Holy damage is shit but the special attack is fun

[sour rivet]

your so based dry

hop on seamless randomizer

[restive bear]

Wort :3

[oak magnet]

my fav weapon is uhhhh

fck

[small bane]

str/faith

fire knight greatsword

[real aspen]

str/int

[small bane]

fucking frontflip

[oak magnet]

CUUUUURSE YOUUUU, BAYLLEEEEEEE

[real aspen]

with using holy incants

[oak magnet]

HEAR MY VOW YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY

[real aspen]

god my build was so cursed

[rocky turtle]

all str

unga boonga

[sick trail]

Get they ass

[rocky turtle]

[sick trail]

Passing on modded Soulslikes, thanks

[restive bear]

Wort rowrt

[sour rivet]

coward

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-halo2-elite-sangheili-greetings-gif-25839730

[small bane]

the convergence for DS3 and ER is kinda peak tho... i really hope that you try it one day

[sour rivet]

you fear randomizer

[sick trail]

I'm good, thanks

[small bane]

totally fine

[oblique belfry]

thank you cs matchmaking

very cool

[sour rivet]

DADDY?

[sick trail]

All things considered, you did well lmao

[oblique belfry]

got 3 quads

[sick trail]

Fucking fake, I don't play like that (Because I'm silver 2)

[sour rivet]

dry can you make me purple for tomorrow only

[sick trail]

Hwhy

[oblique belfry]

why

[sour rivet]

halloween

[oblique belfry]

make him white for halloween

[sick trail]

Roll charisma flat, DC16

[sour rivet]

fffuhh

can i use my multiplier from my sheet

[copper vapor]

[sick trail]

You can have advantage for playing TF2 with me

:)

[oblique belfry]

+1

[sour rivet]

although you said charisma flat i never heard that term im stoopid

[real aspen]

something like40str/20dex 62int/58fth
carian knight armor, shield with hand-to-hand moveset, milady and custom hybrid staff
custom railgun comet spell, and radagon's sacred spears, and filled in with gravity and dragon communion spells,

[sick trail]

Basically said "roll a flat 20 lmao"

[sour rivet]

oh lmao

[oblique belfry]

[frail leaf]

🎲 18

-# 1d20

[sick trail]

Aight

[oblique belfry]

DAMN

[sour rivet]

THE WILD HUNT WILL COME

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

HEHEAHAHAHH

[oblique belfry]

PINK

[real aspen]

this was in reforged

havent really played conv much

[sour rivet]

no no this is the perfectt color

[oblique belfry]

@timber oxide

he pink

[small bane]

ouuuu

[copper vapor]

wait

how

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

does offtopic give exp again

or did dry do a funny

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

Dry did a funny

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

i wish

[sour rivet]

@sick trail i'll hop on tf2 if you're wanting to play today in a moment

[timber oxide]

Cause Birb skipped a rank or two

[oblique belfry]

i wish it gave xp

[timber oxide]

Like a cheater he is

[sick trail]

Uhhhh I do got some time

I think I gotta do .. What's it fucking called

[sour rivet]

im a sweet talker

[real aspen]

i recently discovered that offtopic is way more active than redacted chat

[sick trail]

The rocket map

[oblique belfry]

he forged the dice

[timber oxide]

You're a cunt, that's what you are

[oblique belfry]

to roll 18

[sour rivet]

yeah thats weird

its been rather slow for a bit

i know newbs is more active

[timber oxide]

Anyways

Since Birb can get a rank just because

[sour rivet]

uhhh

which one

[timber oxide]

Then I want to be Legend

[oblique belfry]

they are probably too busy talking in support channels because they cannot comprehend everything

[sour rivet]

to be faiiiiiir pyr
this is most likely only lasting a day

[timber oxide]

Come on, there's no way for me to not get it if Birb can get a double promotion for just existing

[sour rivet]

for my shit joke

[timber oxide]

Oh

[sour rivet]

that i usually only did with dogman

[timber oxide]

Then I want to be a poop role for a day

[oblique belfry]

[small bane]

not the poop role

[sour rivet]

*i mean if i get to keep it im not complaining *

[small bane]

i come from newbies its the biggest mark of shame there

[timber oxide]

I will drop a third bomb on you

[oblique belfry]

you would be shot dead

and put on trial

[real aspen]

demote birb 4 ranks

[sour rivet]

gah

[celest plank]

@oblique belfry which episode you on

[sour rivet]

oof

[sick trail]

Oh don't worry, Birb is going back to grey on the 31st

[sour rivet]

gough

[oblique belfry]

still watched 3

didn't watch for 2 days

cuz busy

[celest plank]

aight

[timber oxide]

Based

[sour rivet]

but sire thats halloween

[oblique belfry]

you should've said it tomorrow then

[celest plank]

tomorrow is halloween, yea

[sour rivet]

i did

[oblique belfry]

you are already using up your 24 hour rank rn

[celest plank]

Time for the annual drunk vandalism we do

[timber oxide]

We need to make a "Unfit for Offtopic" role and give it to Birb specifically

[rocky turtle]

[small bane]

[sour rivet]

do not send me back there

[real aspen]

but who will we make fun of then?

[sour rivet]

doge

ultra anytime he comes here

[timber oxide]

That's your punishment for lack of integrity

[timber oxide]

You

[oblique belfry]

wat

[celest plank]

Bitch you are the server clown

Not even xalrider is as retarded as you

[real aspen]

who will I make fun of then?

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

says the person that got his account banned

[celest plank]

Says the guy who failed university and cant count to 4

[timber oxide]

He got you there

[oblique belfry]

im still on university though ?

[timber oxide]

Oh yeah

Name any class

[real aspen]

uhhhm

[celest plank]

You dont get to make fun of anybody

[real aspen]

biochemistry

[pure compass]

Doge only needs to count to 31 anyways

[oblique belfry]

Job safety

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

Never had that, so it must be fake

[oblique belfry]

history

[real aspen]

but i make fun of you every day

[timber oxide]

Damn he's good

[quiet abyss]

Im in the mall rn with my sister, deadass misery

[celest plank]

Well boo fucking hoo, like I care

[timber oxide]

Birb

[sick trail]

Sound when he thinks he's the arbiter of fun

[quiet abyss]

[real aspen]

guys

[celest plank]

Of course I am the arbiter of fun

[real aspen]

watch this

[celest plank]

Like iedy said

[thin bobcat]

[real aspen]

@celest plank explode

[celest plank]

I suffer from biiig main character syndrome

[celest plank]

Just get a rope and end it

[thin bobcat]

damn what happened

[copper vapor]

just a bit of banter

[thin bobcat]

sab is now one of the brainfart users

🧑‍🦼

[timber oxide]

Now?

[celest plank]

Damn, dude got exiled

[timber oxide]

Can we keep him there

Like

Forever

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-gif-21766626

[real aspen]

killing myself

[celest plank]

Maaan

I am the one encouraging suicide but he is the one getting exiled

[copper vapor]

I mean
if that were a problem ivan would've been zapped two decades ago

[real aspen]

i still have 0 messages in the poop channel

[celest plank]

Welcome back, Jostabeere

[copper vapor]

so you're basically admitting that you're pooping outside the toilet

[real aspen]

yes

[quiet abyss]

Close enough, welcome josta

[real aspen]

either that or i dont poop

[quiet abyss]

Fuck you beat me

[thin bobcat]

[celest plank]

Got PTSD from that poseidon's kiss

[thin bobcat]

maybe the exile wasn't such a bad idea after all

[oak magnet]

isnt brainfart where people do edgy shit

[real aspen]

[timber oxide]

No it's where people just do shit

[real aspen]

i dont even know where brainfart is

[celest plank]

Sometimes its more chill than any other place

[lament compass]

https://tenor.com/view/monke-orangutan-monkey-monke-hammer-gif-23830655

[real aspen]

i have like 90% of channels hidden

[thin bobcat]

sometimes the conversations there are way more interesting than the ones in this channel

[celest plank]

But like everywhere else, femboys emerge and it goes to shit

[thin bobcat]

and the midnight depression stopped when we got rid of osaka

[real aspen]

i wish midnight happened 2 hours earlier

[celest plank]

and breezy

stella didnt leave yet, did she?

[thin bobcat]

only temporarily to austria

[real aspen]

speaking of 2 hours

i may be possibly be getting cut open next month

[thin bobcat]

why, plan on having a vacation in mexico?

[real aspen]

i wish

cochlear implant surgery

although that timeline is a very generous estimate

[rocky turtle]

golden bolter

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-snake-revolver-ocelot-engraving-gif-26456286

[real aspen]

gilded brick

[copper vapor]

amazing how snake can spot the engravings on a gun pointed at him

[restive bear]

No buttstock

[timid hollow]

i like the full circle moment when ocelot says the same on the mother base

[copper vapor]

that was some fancy shootin'

you're pretty good

[restive bear]

Not even an optic for close-mid range engagements

[nocturne aurora]

snake can be a gun nut tbf

[copper vapor]

mostly meant for space marines who can

1. tank the recoil
2. have optics on their helmet visors

[restive bear]

All that gilden metal, yet no tactical advantages whatsoever

[copper vapor]

aura

[real aspen]

morale boost for yourself and might catch the eye of enemy, giving you a split second advantage

[oak magnet]

oh i see

[copper vapor]

well, time to quit dune awakening
they deleted my two ornithopters

[real aspen]

review bomb

[hexed stag]

rarely

[heavy junco]

Someone give me a movie to watch

[quiet yew]

23 hours a day it's politics 1 hour a day is reposting memes

[quiet yew]

Hardcore Henry

[real aspen]

i second that

hardcore henry goes hard

[quiet yew]

hard as fuck

[thin bobcat]

Only got a show recommendation lmao

[obsidian sun]

hey you stole my shit man

i was gonna ask for music

[quiet yew]

Sodom

[heavy junco]

You've asked the right person

Go ahead... Elaborate...

[real aspen]

https://youtu.be/mdXYfJuj7G4?si=yoRvIBGPEpiaU-_v

[obsidian sun]

i need 80s to late 2000s car music

[real aspen]

oh

[quiet yew]

Get a way

[copper vapor]

1917

[small bane]

prodigy, crystal method

[heavy junco]

1. Safri Duo - Played a Live
   2. Benny Benassi & the Biz - Satisfaction (Uk Radio Edit)
   3. Bob Sinclar - World, Hold on (feat. Steve Edwards)
   4. Gigi D'Agostino - L'amour Toujours
   5. Guru Josh Project - Infinity 2008 (Klaas Vocal Edit)
   6. Alice Deejay - Better Off Alone
   7. Ayla - Ayla (DJ Taucher Remix)
   8. Gigi D'Agostino - La Passion
   9. Zombie Nation - Kernkraft 400 (DJ Gius Mix)
   10. Mauro Picotto - Komodo
   11. Darude - Sandstorm
   12. Daft Punk - One More Time

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/makiplays-retrowave-retro-synthwave-80s-gif-20615746

[heavy junco]

The formatting fucked up

[obsidian sun]

holy

[marsh cargo]

I see what you did there

[heavy junco]

I just stole the song list used in this meme

[marsh cargo]

[quiet yew]

just put Initial D first stage OST on repeat

[obsidian sun]

y'all got some moody shit

[heavy junco]

Them Are Us Too - False Moon

[small bane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaHgrkOd0Ac

[real aspen]

https://youtu.be/5kUB_YtrkZc?si=tkDUoIm7r-lTktD2

sorry dude this is the only artist i know

[obsidian sun]

dw about it

[quiet yew]

[real aspen]

oh wait

[quiet yew]

also whitegirl music

[real aspen]

"y'all got some moody shit" was a statement, not a question

[oblique belfry]

@celest plank watching ep 4 rn

[obsidian sun]

i got enough white girl music

[copper vapor]

ellie goulding and katy perry, too
also avril

[obsidian sun]

rn im looking for some of that goold old 90s shit

like grunge type shit

[proven tundra]

hmmm new blizzards

[proven tundra]

[heavy junco]

Shellac - At Action Park (1994)

[copper vapor]

all that's needed to complete the bingo of white girl music is amy winehouse and/or Lily Allen

[obsidian sun]

which song

i don't wanna jam whole ass albums

just 2 or so song per artist / album

[heavy junco]

I dunno lol

I just get albums, I dont make playlists

[chrome ginkgo]

Oh did y'all hear Katy Perry is eating Justin Trudeau

[thin bobcat]

idk why but when i thought about older music, i thought of this one for some fucking reason https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnopHCL1Jk8

[chrome ginkgo]

Dating even

But I'll leave that cause the typo is funnier

[obsidian sun]

cinema...

[copper vapor]

certified hood classic

[obsidian sun]

eating sounds more reasonable what da hell

[copper vapor]

I knew he was a bottom

[chrome ginkgo]

The song used in 5 billion amvs for Naruto

[heavy junco]

I got the most 2016 vid of all time

https://youtu.be/y_P4GsOvFqk

[real aspen]

https://youtu.be/Y4FrnrD7jCA?si=76GQuGFp_k9JE9b0

[pallid sapphire]

@timid hollow fuck you

[proven tundra]

eating?

[chrome ginkgo]

Yeah idk I thought that was a fandom tier ass pairing too when I saw it

[real aspen]

why am i suddenly getting classic music

[heavy junco]

Woe, Vivaldi upon thee

[copper vapor]

this has been appearing on my yt front page for the past 5 days

[thin bobcat]

I just prefer the originals 90% of the time because of nostalgia

[chrome ginkgo]

I'm gonna try to playthrough bg3 again

[heavy junco]

Same
I dont really listen to remixes or whatever
Unless they're the ones I heard first lol

[quiet yew]

[chrome ginkgo]

And this time I'm not gonna get covid 60 hours in and lose all my interest in anything again

I will beat act 1

Frfr

[real aspen]

stream it

[quiet yew]

romance shadowheart for me

[chrome ginkgo]

I can't

[real aspen]

damn

[chrome ginkgo]

Too many titty mods

[real aspen]

[pallid sapphire]

play this again

[real aspen]

i wanted to watch

[quiet yew]

[chrome ginkgo]

Withers Big Naturals is mandatory

[copper vapor]

peam

[pallid sapphire]

1. i didnt know Josta has a Brother

[chrome ginkgo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034997581618630706/1433491458303725638/image.png?ex=6904e274&is=690390f4&hm=1b4d76d2c35e6d9095690aafe5f0ed448309a6ae9aaf5ad7e50697dbed1d647c&

[pallid sapphire]

2. Why does nobody like Shadow Warrior 2

[supple lotus]

hands down best mod

[chrome ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/critical-failure-baldur's-gate-3-dice-dice-roll-critical-gif-16389621355368608807

[real aspen]

never heard of it

[chrome ginkgo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034997581618630706/1433491739213041817/image.png?ex=6904e2b7&is=69039137&hm=34c7989eed5b787a6c4c0c4cfcc397f669909b73243005898c873acca73267ad&

[obsidian sun]

isn't shadow warrior 2 the bad one

[pallid sapphire]

3 is the bad one

[obsidian sun]

i remember the first one being fun

[chrome ginkgo]

2 is fine

[obsidian sun]

2 i heard was bad
and 3 is alright

[chrome ginkgo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034997581618630706/1433503205785862175/image.png?ex=6904ed65&is=69039be5&hm=edd0120e77320eae20bf20408a66d1a4146c46532951f0f3ea1279d7d7f0c936&

Anyway remade my drow monk

[supple lotus]

Withers always reminds me of Hugo Weaving

[chrome ginkgo]

Gonna do tavern brawler shenanigans

[supple lotus]

dunno why

[pallid sapphire]

3 sucks Honse cocks

[quiet yew]

Iedy will want that stream

[real aspen]

as will i

[proven tundra]

[chrome ginkgo]

Iedy will have to goon elsewhere

[real aspen]

mostly cause i cant be assed to go to twitch

to watch bg3

[quiet yew]

just play it

[copper vapor]

I do

[real aspen]

i've tried many times but just cant bear with the turn based combat

[copper vapor]

huh.

[quiet yew]

fair enough

[real aspen]

it's a slog and overpowers my interest in stroy and worldbuilding

[supple lotus]

I'm sure there's a mod for that

[chrome ginkgo]

Wdym "huh"

[copper vapor]

impressed me to speechlessness

[static axle]

friends pc fixed

[real aspen]

yeah that's a good looking character

[chrome ginkgo]

I love women

[real aspen]

[chrome ginkgo]

Which means if I'm gonna make one they must be the pinnacle of beauty

This is an act of devotion

[heavy junco]

https://youtu.be/HlWDuUo6gK0

[copper vapor]

ruined it

[pallid sapphire]

my prediction for Elise

[real aspen]

[copper vapor]

kinda joke sam makes on badly cropped messages

[static axle]

friend was complaining about sudden bad performance in bf6, went over to change paste. 10700k with 120mm aio was suffering told him to buy a cheapo air cooler

[heavy junco]

Bad crop?
Bro we are going to starve

[static axle]

even after repaste hitting 100c on most cores but bf6 was smoother

[chrome ginkgo]

I rolled 16 even with -1 mod to the pool investigation outside the pod

That foretells great things for this run

[pallid sapphire]

10 carbine kills 1 random match and 2,5k assault score

BOIII thats done in 5 minutes

[copper vapor]

[static axle]

yeah, simply just too under powered cooler

but it didn't throttle

[earnest forge]

Anyone here know a good fallout new vegas modpack

[static axle]

so thats good

[chrome ginkgo]

I liked VLKs TTW collection

[obsidian sun]

couldn't find one myself
ended up installing viva new vegas and adding shit from there

then i bricked my game but that's besides the point

[static axle]

aint there that one massive overhaul pack

[earnest forge]

Thank you

[copper vapor]

when are we getting a GAMMNV

[earnest forge]

Thank you

[copper vapor]

or should I say GAMNV because it stopped being "modular" 2 years ago

[heavy junco]

https://tenor.com/view/americandad-stansmith-gif-22981940

[earnest forge]

Milsim like survival fnv would be so peak

[supple lotus]

[static axle]

what wrong skom

[earnest forge]

I love the way milsim stuff plays even tho im really bad at these games

[supple lotus]

the notion of "milsim" in rpgs

[obsidian sun]

final list
for today at least

[copper vapor]

no, no it wouldn't

[obsidian sun]

most polished milsim game

[sour rivet]

👀

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-impossible-out-of-hand-gif-16945967

goddammit it took long to find this gif holy shit

tenor you piece of dog doodoo

[sour rivet]

ok time to set up my stupid ass discord costume that very few people will get

[heavy junco]

Alright I acquired hardcore henry
Time to see if it's the shit or not even the crap

[copper vapor]

not even a fart

[static axle]

[earnest forge]

Why is there a giant fire

[heavy junco]

This mod has napalm strikes as a commander ability

[copper vapor]

one of them is incomplete
the other is edited

[static axle]

third one tho

[copper vapor]

is the one I posted

[static axle]

even with masive typo

[earnest forge]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-spiderverse-dragon-ball-gif-16710249899645766833

[proven tundra]

[heavy junco]

[proven tundra]

[sick trail]

Hmmm

[proven tundra]

[heavy junco]

Squad servers have such stupid rules

[grizzled tusk]

The most balanced squad mod

[sick trail]

Your teammate did troll there a little by running into the firestorm

[static axle]

i dont think squad is the only tho

hell let loose is one

[copper vapor]

good, means he's getting banned

[heavy junco]

Most people in Squad don't even know you can transport 5 dudes on the back of the T-55 because you'll get your squad deleted if you bring infantry into a tank squad
This has been in the vanilla game for years afaik

[rocky turtle]

[rocky turtle]

still didnt beat RR5

[copper vapor]

what's that supposed to be

[sour rivet]

Join my wildhunt

Kill every Heathcliff

1 heath = 1000 lunacy

[rocky turtle]

im not poor

[sour rivet]

1 heath = ryoshu becomes real

[frozen void]

Xela,

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

steam forum post about "boss ranking" in ng4
ryu at top 1
I comment that he's one of the easiest bosses because you can cheese him with izuna dorps
"that doesn't matter because he can do the same to you too"

mfw bad design is okay when it goes both ways

[sour rivet]

Do you accept this deal

[rocky turtle]

nah

i better gonna beat your ass
again

[frozen void]

Woman in Love (Escape from Tarkov Edition)
(to the tune of Barbra Streisand – Woman in Love) Verse 1
Life is a moment in Customs tonight
Guns are loaded, I’m ready to fight
Hide in the bushes, I’m watching the door
Scav or a PMC, who’s keeping the score? Pre-Chorus
It’s a right time to loot the right crate
ADAR in hand, I can’t hesitate
Heart made of armor, Class 4 or 5
I’m a woman in love and I’m staying alive Chorus
I am a woman in love
And I’d camp every extract I see
I am a woman in love
And this raid’s gonna make a Chad outta me Verse 2
Close every window, I’m watching the treeline
Thermals are foggy, but I feel just fine
VoIP is trash talk, “Where you at, bro?”
I’m prone in the grass with my VPO Pre-Chorus
It’s a long sprint to Dorms 2nd floor
Keycard in pocket, I’m craving for more
Face shield is cracked but my aim is divine
I’m a woman in love with this SKS grind Chorus
I am a woman in love
And I’d rat-run every corner I see
I am a woman in love
And this Factory’s gonna remember me Bridge
Time for the push, no turning back now
Red keycard glows like a heavenly crown
Boss in the room, Killa’s on track
Six needles in, I’m still pushing the stack

I am a woman in love
And I’d bleed out for one more GPU
I am a woman in love
Extract at Gate 3… if the timer pulls through Outro
Yeah, I’m a woman in love
With the sound of a headshot so true
I am a woman in love
Tarkov, wipe my tears… I’m coming for you

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/picmix-limbus-company-ryoshu-gif-13367853631878048105

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-tachyon-uma-musume-3d-gif-8352054452168388593

[copper vapor]

now that today's usual retardation has passed

how is everyone doing

[sour rivet]

good

[real aspen]

bad

[sour rivet]

im doing my fuckass halloween thing again

[real aspen]

im trying to write my stuff

but

nothing goes

fucking hell

[copper vapor]

duality of man type shit

[real aspen]

i hate myself

[proven tundra]

not too bad
hbu