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They're kill on sight in the south, big fuckers.
the south is weak
This guy had this one as a pet.
but... friend shaped...
Probably got euthanized.
@blazing maple wanna see my bf clip 
share oomfie
i almost became pancake
everyone playin battlefield
Friend shaped but good luck keeping one. You're bound to get all kinds of worms and diseases.
I'd say they're worse than MF NYC rats.
You were almost a Hatesandwich

its so sad the daniela twitter account i was following is FUCKING DEAD
replaced by this goofy ass cow
@sour rivet birb shut your ass up with ♻️
also have another good clip but birb will recycle it so imma not post it now
do it out of spite
Looks like the state gave them the pass to keep it.
praise be
dry im going to fucking explode
naah out of spite i'll just react birb every message with recycle for the next 2 weeks
damn thats petty
Please keep your RP to DMs
Probably going to be the only case of that happening. They're definitely not going to grant that to anyone else. Lol.
looking through my old sims screenies... I should re-install...
no
BRING HER BACK IN THE TWITTER
WHERE IS SHE
are you fr
damn, cant have shit in detroit
I guess I have to now that I'm so HIDEOUSLY ugly
smh
im not, you do you queen, slay 💅
I say we put bird on a spitfire and cook him. Slow and with high quality timber, lathered with butter and seasoning.
i am not bird
it was a repost tho
y'know what else is a repost?

no
go play league you woman
your wretched beeko
I haven't seen azu in here ever since I stole her
I have been!
nice work
@sour rivet birb guess what
supercharged
it would be shame if birb reacted with a recycle
I'm not killing azu wtf
I did it for you 
can dish it but cant take it
Aight chat, we gotta wrap up the ♻️ spam anyway
Lend your hand to a man in the business.
or else what big man, you gonna hurt me?
gonna beat me up?
yes
yes
huh?!
no
"in the business" I ain't handing nobody in that business my number
Let alone cadh
Cash*
i could do a funny
Fucken cash hounds
Cash leaves no paper trail.
Pack your cash better, shit
sam you didnt actually have to change your pfp
not the shins 
Weed, DL guns, wetwork, anything else that falls into "can only be paid in cash". And so much more, cash is great.
bye
Again, GNSS is an issue with me specifically
I won't elaborate why, or how
But anything I do is monitored
For better or worse
damn, i guess the br wasnt as bad as he cursed it 
Also, holy shit that's a helluva clip
are you planning a figurine jar or something
Cash leaves no financial record; GNSS only matters if you’ve got a GPS enabled device or system that records where you were.
...right
Yeah I'll just agree with you because I'm not gunna violate any funny papers

Your phone is ours, son.
🤣
your son is phone, ours
Somebody's never seen how SPYSAT shit actually works if you think they need your phone to trace your ass
Pretty neat tech tho, geniunely
Also horrifically scary
i wake up and immediately see a dude playing roblox claiming that he is monitored by the NSA, CIA and FBI altogether, in a way that he can't spend cash without it leaving a trail to him 
Only thing it can't do is follow you inside a building, but slaving satellite targets can fix that dillema
LOL.
Riiight
Man, this is gold.
Target shooting
hate playing spt
'
I promise, you’re not on anyone’s watchlist. You’re just not that interesting to even local law enforcement.
I never said I was on a watchlist, hell I'm not even wanted by any of the 3 letter agencies, but I doubt any of you folk would even understand

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kino
where is um jammer lammy
hi lyming why would you be wanted by a government agency
Dude all my classmates decided not to come to the presentation one hour before we presentation
Those fuckers didn't even write any notes
what am I supposed to do
Fuckkk
Keep me updated, i haven't looked in a while.
I'm not lyming.
if you actually worked on it then you should know what to say
just in a more improvised sounding manner
Im doing half the presentation already
Now I gotta do another 4/5
it has the basic but also some cool, rail moving and stuff
Kuhhh
idk
I gotta pull through, ill improvise
Make my rifle (or get as close as you can), my boy.
what the ikea drawer handle stock
Or these two.
I love my wife
those should be doable
I've got about 1000+ i can give you as inspiration. I've lost count a while ago.

Another lyming has hit offtopic
just need a 300 blk ar-15 mod i think
cctv p90 is the best
Hate are you excited for either ARC raiders or marathon coming out
they're both extracty shooties so I thought I'd ask
and I won't ask Iedy he scares me
i'd be surprised if ANYONE is excited for marathon 
@static axle Slinging bullets at 3200 fps through an 16" barrel. 80gr eldm. h4350 for the powder.
not at all, im more of a dad gamer so i enjoy pve extractions shooters
but ive heard arc raiders is good
which ones are there excluding modded tark
holy fireball
vanilla pve tarkov, grey zone as far i know
duckov?
Might give grey zone one last chance.
Hopefully i don't get a shitty experience again.


i dont understand why you had issues
mine was fine, other than sometimes boring running to LZ's
gray zone says its pvpve
so the same as tark
i keep hearing that bungie has no idea what they're doing (not a surprise)
inb4 they sunset loot in the game
give concord competition
thats a hard comp to win
I hate it when textures start glitching in real life!
incursion red river
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
KILL YOURSELF
but it's super janky and easy etc
tbh all these extraction shooters look the same
atleast arc raiders has some sci fi
thats how it just is
i mean battle royales aint much different
yeah
most of them look the same too
but yeah if you want other players and pve grey zone, if you wanna solo and never see anyone but bots, tarky
cause grey zone is literally pvp but with pvp dmg disabled 
so you can group at base, talk shit in voip with randoms when you come across them etc
well i dont actually want any of the games i just wanted to know if they were any pve ones
last time i played it enemy faction guys opened a mission door for me so i could retrieve intel
i think pure pve is gzw,eft,irr. maybe even duckov but its way different
fuck am i supposed to find out about marathon if everything is under NDA
useless ass subreddit
just watch the few trailer in yt
what is marathon
i want gameplay
there is
bungie extract shooter
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heres shroud for example
hand it over
i dont want all of it
you could hire @frank hearth as a slave to get you stuff
Playing the furry rogue-like and "Oops you're playing your favorite warframe again" is the season shit
White boy, you got no fashion sense
Donate it to me :)
Also the backup glock scroll
cause i had money and they needed platinum
okayyyy :)))
So I can pump it all into Anon's clan
what fumble
i should probably stop watching videos that make me scream 'kill yourself" at the things shown in the video

Sab will not survive 4hr long video essays
eh
Sam prefers being dry over being birb 
sam is a kissass and prefers to keep the mods happy 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKD0S3KhwdI Here you go.
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Utter Bullshit from start to finish in one video.
Rogue like? Sign me up
this is why beretta m9 is superior, can't wiggle a solid hunk of steel 
Gunfire Reborn
good morning yanks
sup my favourite suomi

Just reloading very early in the morning, hbu?
this is the 3rd time you're saying this today sleepyhead
Huh. That's cool, there are hunting licenses stored in the stock of an old browning shotgun i have.

what dry said
Freddy Freakbear gotchu
But I love the season dice was giving me fucking 42 levels on my main weapon
I also had a scroll that stopped ammo usage on kill and with aura of venom's secondary use I basically had a barrage of corrosion going out
Dang. 92 year old hunting license.
I insta-popped the last boss' first phase on nightmare
5 '7-1/2", 125lbs. Times were tough in the early 30's. Mr Deln, hats off to you.
When the fajitas come out sizzlin
Playing the new 2 person zombie survival EA open world sandbox game
2 person dev team
Best way to describe it is Project Zomboid depth meets a 3d survival sandbox like 7D2D
why does cheese lose strength when warmed up 

Depends on makeup
The cheese molecules spread out
Aging
Ergo it's less concentrated
etc.
It's not only physically weaker and softer
but it also doesn't have as much flavor in the same surface area
eating the same cheese as before, but this time it's warm from hot mchadi, not anywhere near as strong of flavor and saltiness
good to know
And some cheeses are better hot and melted than others
Related
https://youtu.be/2ck8pXRrI7c
Why do some cheeses melt into ooey gooey deliciousness, while others end up a clumpy mess (and WTF is going on with American cheese)?
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ITS DARK AS FUCK
Careful you might scare people with chemicals
sam wtf
Don't forget the scariest of all
Dihydrogen Monoxide
100% of people who consume it eventually die
Tritium water
?
How gluttonous
damn
funny thing that processed cheese that actually dont taste like shit is more expensive than the real one
...Not quite.
Son, leave the radiated water in Chernobyl.
Have you never seen like the full breakdown of that experiment?
tritium water with oxygen-18
Not quite.
as heavy as it gets while being stable
Hydronium isn't Ditritium oxide
good lord
hehehehohohoh
ions is cheating
What's the game's name?
Vein
better have oxygen-19 water, when its beta decays it turns to fluorine and fluoric acid
look all i know is that i had extra hydrogen atoms bouncing around, and i hate wasting food, so i threw them into my water
you nerds with chemistry are overthinking it
Yet that's what H3O is
Thank youuu!
now the thing is that i'm crashing into a boys' night out as a friend of a friend, crossplaying (because it'll be on halloween), and ||he wants to take me to one of his friends' house for the night||
my mind is on f1 speeds

Times like these I wish I didn't need the unicode to do subscript and superscript

well at least if momo disappears we'll know what happened 
could very well be the case but i'd still go ticking off quite a few boxes off my bucket list
so it'd still be a win
Yeah, that’s true in theory. But you'd never actually have it around.
I see it only as a win 
"ticking off quite a few boxes off my bucket" ahh euphemism
well, if you have an ocean of that water, you get enough time to see it turns into boiling acid in minutes
Maybe in another universe.
Aren't you "held hostage" by lyming?
lets send sab there

I am?
white hole
i was just there last week 
had to go
wanted to eat dirt
White castle's lesser known cousin
but dirt here is cold and dry
In the math he could jump to another universe. Just maybe.
so i went to other side for warm and moist dirt
very worth the trip
Spaghettification still hurts though
Apparently.
Sab, the U.S government will need your body. To see what makes you tick. Please consider donating.
would be waste any earlier
How so?
Sorry, can't let you experience gta 6.
@blazing maple @oblique belfry
arcane
FROM WHOM?
Some schizo.
From the some guy, he stole you

whats his user
dont worry i dont care about gta 
Its arabic or something idk
working
Hi beaboner
shes my schizophrenia dont worry about her
https://youtu.be/5-uoRcHjuXE feeling pretty insane this morning this is gonna be my soundtrack for the ride to work
😈
Ah
Figured. Quite the tales out of that one.
https://youtu.be/-jFStrWmbag @sour rivet @restive bear @snow tree 
This legitimately is how it feels to tune into this channel while eating at lunch break
Suomi can't be fucking stopped
like what are the uses, besides science shit
cool phone stands?
nah would mess with electronics probably
what if...
oh yeah slipped my mind
definitely noting that
my setting uses trains as primary mean of transportation
Ah, Factorio
jet powered levitating trains 
Lol, what.
0 mistakes
0 missed syncs
15 jumps
Damn these guys are good
Holy rocket jump
Bunny performs
And deservedly comments shit like "These new players upload runs with mistakes in them"

Anyway, I'm dragging you into rocket jumping
tldr: whole thing with my setting is that magic powers technology and technology powers magic.
so stuff like compact, efficient, quiet, and cold-running jets... or rather, rockets, are easily done. so for a train, just put it on superconducting tracks and blast off
at least for remote areas
for cities i'll stick with wheels, mostly cause i want the characteristic clank of railroad to be present
wawa
Damn, I can smell the sweat through the screen

wiwiwi
not synced to any of vi's punches
smh
The swagger of someone who just found a fishing hat and school backpack in the upstairs storage room
3d zomboid
Huh, interesting.
Vein
just came out
Got a demo if you wanna try it
But it's still super EA
has only 2 devs
And despite looking like a cheap 3d asset flip has a surprising amount of depth and thought put into systems
Like oh
I just found a map of the area and thermometer, and with them equipped I get a HUD icon for a map/compass up top and a temp display
Thing is, she probably played the map enough that this is casual
okay fallout lockpicking
It's hella impressive still 
Props to her
Dang. Might give it a go.
Opponent did his best too tho 
He lost so he's irrelevant 
"Small indie dev studio"
Okay so finding a flashlight lets me illuminate a much bigger area and much further out but at the expense of needing batteries
augh
I gotta manually load magazines
new project zomboied mod looks sick
Yeah it's basically 3d zomboid
Wdym, Tarkov has the same thing and it's 1.0 ready 
Ah yes, realism the game
What am I saying, fuck Tarkov
Huh
Okay good news
I can vault tall fences
No animation it seems but at least the functionality is there
Can you climb chainlink fences tho
oh it has an animation in third person at least
it's pretty stiff though
And unfortunately all headwear uses the same placeholder model hat
Yeah this is zomboid
yeaah
whatvhappen
hii chat :3
no way sound is alive 
A cult classic 
Show us play side
Hallo Triangler 

averagef football game
chat do we agree
anyone got recommendations for good fallout 4 modpacks 
Wasteland Reborn or Magnum Opus
do you have the dlcs?
not yet 
if i buy them can i access them on my current save? 
..yeah?
i think so
you will miss like one single scene since you have already killed aurora
i have no idea what this chart means

Thanks for spoilers 
i didn't say anything 😭
Mods, take away his paws
Which one better, what do they add
Have you played w em
burger chart
Borber chart
Yoo chat
aurora borealis at this time of year?


Wasteland reborn is not a Sim Settlement list
Magnum Opus is
WR has black Mama Murphy based on the concept art
Magnum Opus doesn't
Baru Fitness 
i'm already scared
Oh hey look, a good program


Davinci resolve?
I'm sorry to say this but you should be scared
I had to download the manual to figure out how to use the fusion page at all
But a very good piece of software
mind you i never did any video editing ever before
It's not so bad
But the file outputs it creates are absurdly large and the mp4 encoder it comes with isn't great
You should use Handbrake (or ffmpeg) to squash the final filesize
@frail leaf describe what effects could Monster Energy Ultra have in Escape from Tarkov
Monster Energy Ultra in Escape from Tarkov could be like a goddamn miracle potion. You chug that shit, and suddenly you're sipping on adrenaline. Your stamina could shoot up like a freakin' rocket, letting you sprint like you’re on fire. Reaction times? Don’t get me started; you’d be dodging bullets like a goddamn Matrix character.
But don't get too cocky! You might end up crashing harder than a toddler on a sugar high once that buzz wears off. Your heart? It’ll be pounding like a drum at a heavy metal concert. And let’s face it, if you start guzzling that stuff like water during a raid, your anxiety might skyrocket faster than your PMC when you see a Scav out of nowhere.
So, in a nutshell, it could either turn you into an unstoppable killing machine or send you spiraling into a panic attack while you’re hiding behind a wall. Enjoy the ride!
Record using FFV1 -> Render in Davinci as FFV1 -> Handbrake mp4 encoding might give the best results
Good morning chatters

time to rogue my trader till its 40000
omg haii
It's the rat, the rat attack
waoww
for it not to be a total mess
It's a paradox game right?
can't wait to open it, stare at it for 10 minutes and then close it forever
Ye
You'll have to pray really hard I fear
It took what
3 years for Victoria 3 to actually be interesting
And I'm still not interested in CK3
I'll always have my beloved Stellaris

My favorite dlc for stellaris is steam_api64.dll

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if poland simulator is so good then how come there is no...
oh holy shit
poland simulator 2

now it's kazakhstan simulator though
@sick trail simulator
guys i think this might be kazakhstan sim

sometimes i get an urge to drop everything and go to kazakhstan and start living as a steppe nomad
sometimes
sometimes
Yes, kitten?
Baited, get placed in a Khruschevka
I'm going to play "Refresh my imaging reports page until I get the results from my CT scan" simulator for the next few days

you will get a gut feeling when it comes out
Until then, try High Fleet
Xela
Also Kazakhstan sim
bro the person infront of me's perfume is
so overwelming
I legit cant breathe
getting hot boxed

I thought ct scans for pregnant people was well ill advised
Correct
Jeez I can not spell today
It's a rat shaped tumor however
ratburster if you will

wait until the rat tumor gets a tumor and it dies of the tumor

Me after the rat burster matures
it runs on xlsx
I should rewatch the original Alien
I rewatched Aliens recently
what would you do if there were two rats
Cry
Too expensive in today's economy
abelard got a big hammer 
The sphere
the voice

how will this affect the local trout population?
14 days for a ct scan is wild

lmao
That's a pretty crazy wait time..
Reminds me of Swedish healthcare waiting times
The last time I had one they told me what they saw before I left the office
MINIMUM too so
I guess they wanted to standardize it for the digital age
Like you WILL have to wait two weeks
if youre waiting for 14 days might as well get an autopsy with it too

hell the autopsy takes 2 hours MAX
isn't it like only for non-life threatening stuff?
I assume if there is an actual issue they will call me
They'll probably do the autopsy before the CT results even arrive..
thats what Im saying
This is just for being displayed on the online portal
efficien't
Pigeon mail technology
If I were to abuse my credentials and access my own patient records I'm sure I could see the results faster
It's not illegal or anything
tbh
They wouldnt let me get a CT
they wer elike nooo child no ct bad
and I was like
Please I am suffering
they still said nah

I like the feeling of pissing yourself when they inject the contrast media
Just show them this vid https://youtu.be/gzdLdNRaPKc
Nuclear is finally looking up from an informal “keep your head down” policy. However, it’s bringing with it a relic – a part of safety culture that is actually too safe to be practical at a time when it seems like a new reactor is being commissioned every day. What the public doesn’t know is that the fundamental assumption of radiatio...
I love how kyle tries his best to look deep in thought in every vid's thumbnail
other than the one on long island ig
i found better twohanded sword for him literally 5 sec after 

Hii droonage
I did dual wield Abelard in my playthrough
but hammer got better armor penetration 
my daddy abelard used blunt weapons and heavy armor
he just never died. ever. not even once
unkillable motherfucker
so i did this 
Lorge sword

You spelled hi wrong
Proonage
Spoonage

trading my rogue till it got 40000 warhammers
how many warhammers are we at rn
@glad parrot the coffee...
incredible
COFFEEEEE!!
@proven tundra welp, it's official, I've signed my work contract with my city EMT service. I am now a Paramedic
I did it the way you described actually

It WORKED
got my uniform and everything
Can't believe I've been makin this the wrong way the whole time..
Boah gon save lives 
Id rise from the dead if the last thing I saw before Freud and adam smith pulled me into hell was grim dancing on my body
I was a lil skeptical with the salt at first.. honestly didn't expect it to work
But it did! I wonder why

The sodium somewhat neutralizes the bitter acid in the coffee
Makes the other flavours pop out
sooo... Just go play league of legends while drinking coffee?
Poggies
Congrats!
Net negative
It's somethin I never heard of before.. pretty cool!
Sodium makes a lot of thing taste "better"
theres probably too much sodium in pretty much all foodstuff
Iirc lunchables had a pretty big scandle with sodium and lead a while back
...LEAD?
Yead
Quinine
How the FUCK did they have lead in their food???
or if youre feeling lucky some cocoa powder
Just wait till you hear about stanley cups
hello
al on lunch bread
its within safety guidelines
same thing in the 70s etc
but still a not so healthy amount
just shitty cheap production with no care
yummy lead
federal regulations in USA got rid of the lead in food problem
Blame the federal limits
and just lead everywhere problem
for being too high
I remember when you could buy leaded or unleaded gasoline
Smh my h kids can't even ingest lead anymore
..that's fucking WILD, wow
generationally, gen x were most affected by lead
I guess nowadays it's microplastic pff
shows up on generational studies, they were the ones with most lead in them
You call tell at first glance
not just nowadays, for a while now
we have no control group for microplastic studies
pesticide too
The lead was used to seal the bottom part of the outer layer, so it theoretically shouldn't come into contact with the beverage directly, but...
especially if youre american
it can leech
theres a plastic film inside cans to prevent aluminum leeching in
If youre american I recommend you do a little research around monsanto
and herbicides theyve used
copyright the usage of seeds
If you're American, good luck..

You should be generally safe as long as you dont touch, ingest, inhale it
Now get rid of sugar,food colourings and chlorides in the US
Corn syrup too
Chlorinated chicken YUMMY TASTY
Cause bayer is dumb
really proud of the uniform, it's the first job that I really wanted
I love losing money!

So true..
It wouldn't in normal situations, bc they don't touch. I think looked very roughly like this
Peanutbutter
ah
i see
I think the stanley cup thing was 80% WOAH LOOK LEAD BAD!
@oak magnet Pilnai isidarbinau greitojoi pagalboi siandien. Turi uniforma ir pradedu dirbti kita menesi

We need more leaded gasoline back
Not enough lead
paint too
being back
holy shit my brain
maybe i need a ct scan
BRING BACK
anyway if you live here (any of the blue zones) check if your county has an lawsuit
(yes there are schools next to these fields TO THIS DAY)

Americans being idiots again? What else is new...

Not americans
Just monsanto
Monsanto lied for years and went to extreme methods to keep those lies maintained
Europe and asia was affected too
Remember! Corporations obviously work in your best interest~
cyperpunk 2025
maybe that silverhand guy was right you know
we should blow them up
Bayer not being an evil, villainous corpo that poisons people speedrun
Monsanto getting literally hundreds of thousands of law suits after poisoning half the world and losing billions in payouts
Bayer offers to buy them
???

bayer buys them
loses billions
Cheap way to buy out a competitor in the market
It's a strategy, you won't understand!
Even if they lose billions, they probably gain a trillion in market shares lmao
Monsanto would have blown up either way
I mean
Bayer also sent HIV contaminated blood to be used by third world countries
It's not like they have the best track record for human rights
I doubt the us gov would give em a bail out
I mean, you never know, Nestle somehow also still exists
It's basically just the higher ups playing monopoly, the game lmao
Nestle...
Nestles mostly because of their large conglomerate mergers and risk bearing economies of scale
Remember, water isn't a human right..
I can't believe their CEO actually said that James Bond villain shit
Go back to your communist water drinking country!
We only drink Coke in this country!
Coke was cheaper than clean water during ww2
I mean, the agricultural market is also held up by conglomerates, you can count the monoliths that hold the market shares on 2 hands
I mean just how nestle was more spread out in their holdings
Americans gettin forced to pay Oxygen tax pfff
I love oligopolies!
Worst part being, I would bet that at least one of the board members is part of Blackrock
I don't know it but I would wager on it lmao
chicken nugget
new zealand nowhere to be found again
Just don't think about it, become lobotomised and watch the funny person on tiktok dance 
greenland should have been no data
and it still is in a lot of places
That's what you focus on when somehow Europe connected to Africa
who?
Consume social media slop, consume your nutrition pills :3
I don't really inform myself on these topics regularly because even if you can clearly see misconduct, you can't do anything about it
hello blood, what do you think about [current controversial thing] ?
I think highly of Cows
i approve, double it and give it to the next country
Alright we are sending 2 mizkifs and hasans to Canada
fantastic news. The earth shall truly prosper with government mandate chicken noodle hour
is it real chicken or just flavoring?
Me too bro, i got a neat picture of one
(i wasnt very close tho)
One as in a herd
But shhh
instant ramen type shit
chicken flavouring
but hey, world hunger solved
is the soup good at least
it's chicken noodle soup
Yeah but like what brand
chicken
we found the surplus underground in an abadoned mine it doesn't have a brand
its just packets that say "CHICKEN with the H backwards
We're giving it away for free
So CHICKEN?

Contains: CHICKEN, SOUP, CHICKEN SOUP, NOODLES, CHICKEN NOODLES
I don't know why they're listed seperately but hey
tastes aight
I legitimately didn't know they were competing with Steam and it's crazy to me that they burnt so much money on what sounds like something with very little (or wildly misguided) market research.
-# Jason Schreier (@jasonschreier.bsky.social)
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How can you be so stupid and misguided
Its obvious why Steam is successfull
Nobody can tell me it wasnt for them
ill take your word for it
As long as it doesnt say Schinken
Morning chores complete
Time to pax my dei
Schinken Käse Croissant
is it any good btw?

it is good for
- crafting
- building a nice house
- exploring a big world
also social mmo so you can chat with people and see their builds etc
And paxing your die
Does nothing
Keeps winning
How does Gabe do it
Competition kills itself
Dude doesnt have to do anything
give gabe 20 yachts right now
Steam is so based
Well see, he (and his CS2 team) did do something
Expensive knives will finally go on the Steam Marketplace
I bet your ass all the AAA devs hate their return policy
Probably
How dare they side with customers
if having a return policy is siding with the customers then the bar is too low
This is the reality we’re in
Steam was forced to have their return policy the way it is, they didn't do it willingly
As big as cs2 is, its still a small part of the whole steam userbase i think
people seem to forget
I don’t make these rules
Every cs2 Player could stop using steam and steam would still be on top
It's not really siding with customers if they still allow skin casinos to exist
"We're gonna crash an entire market with one update :)"

Australia did this
Seems eu has that in their sights (hopefully)
All these addictive gambling mechanisms need to go
Idk what gonna happen to my gacha games but idc
Jarvis, check his server tag
They say they have it in their sights since 2016, nothing is coming there
Jarvis check his room
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1062090/view/535489596875604005?l=english
Timberborn going 1.0 finally
yooo 
Od rather play 100 bucks and get the character I want outright than get 200 extra boxes of useless shit for 300$ tbh













