#╟❓general-offtopic

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blazing maple
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The unmatched power of the sun

static axle
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and in tarkov trying to look inside a window is

opal star
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They're kill on sight in the south, big fuckers.

sour rivet
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the south is weak

opal star
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This guy had this one as a pet.

blazing maple
opal star
static axle
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@blazing maple wanna see my bf clip PepeHappy

static axle
sour rivet
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everyone playin battlefield

opal star
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I'd say they're worse than MF NYC rats.

blazing maple
opal star
sour rivet
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its so sad the daniela twitter account i was following is FUCKING DEAD

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replaced by this goofy ass cow

static axle
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@sour rivet birb shut your ass up with ♻️

static axle
sour rivet
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how would you know

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maybe i never saw it

opal star
blazing maple
sour rivet
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dry im going to fucking explode

static axle
sour rivet
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damn thats petty

sick trail
opal star
# blazing maple praise be

Probably going to be the only case of that happening. They're definitely not going to grant that to anyone else. Lol.

blazing maple
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looking through my old sims screenies... I should re-install...

sour rivet
sour rivet
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WHERE IS SHE

blazing maple
blazing maple
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I changed my twitter pfp

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and now bird is saying to change it back

opal star
static axle
blazing maple
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I guess I have to now that I'm so HIDEOUSLY ugly

sour rivet
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or you can just

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not listen to me

static axle
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smh

blazing maple
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man I can't catch a break lately

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everyone on my ass for smth

sour rivet
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damn hate are you really gonna do this

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are you that sad

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and sam as well

static axle
opal star
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I say we put bird on a spitfire and cook him. Slow and with high quality timber, lathered with butter and seasoning.

sour rivet
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i am not bird

blazing maple
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you reacted me earlier

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deserved

sour rivet
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it was a repost tho

blazing maple
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y'know what else is a repost?

opal star
sour rivet
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go play league you woman

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your wretched beeko

blazing maple
thick kettle
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I haven't seen azu in here ever since I stole her

static axle
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damn

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rip azu

thick kettle
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Nah she chillin in my server fr fr

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Been harassing my members 💀

blazing maple
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keep her fed and watered

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sunlight etc.

thick kettle
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I have been!

blazing maple
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nice work

thick kettle
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Oh and lots of franks redhot

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She loves redhot

static axle
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@sour rivet birb guess what

blazing maple
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supercharged

static axle
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it would be shame if birb reacted with a recycle

thick kettle
blazing maple
sour rivet
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bro blocked me

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truly petty

thick kettle
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I did it for you salute

sour rivet
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can dish it but cant take it

sick trail
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Aight chat, we gotta wrap up the ♻️ spam anyway

opal star
blazing maple
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gonna beat me up?

sour rivet
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yes

blazing maple
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kick me in the shins?

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spit on me?

sour rivet
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yes

blazing maple
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huh?!

sour rivet
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no

thick kettle
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"in the business" I ain't handing nobody in that business my number

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Let alone cadh

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Cash*

static axle
thick kettle
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Fucken cash hounds

opal star
thick kettle
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Cash absolutely leaves a paper trail.

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Especially if it leaves my hands

sick trail
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Pack your cash better, shit

thick kettle
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GNSS is the issue

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no, I will NOT elaborate

sour rivet
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sam you didnt actually have to change your pfp

thick kettle
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Anywhom

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That's been enough server interaction for a day

static axle
thick kettle
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Just wanted to update you about the stolen azu

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Ciao!

opal star
static axle
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bye

thick kettle
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I won't elaborate why, or how

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But anything I do is monitored

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For better or worse

static axle
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damn, i guess the br wasnt as bad as he cursed it kekl

thick kettle
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Also, holy shit that's a helluva clip

static axle
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@opal star maybe i should look into spt and what mods it has rn

green granite
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ANIME FIGURINEEEEE

static axle
opal star
thick kettle
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Yeah I'll just agree with you because I'm not gunna violate any funny papers

static axle
opal star
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Your phone is ours, son.

thick kettle
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🤣

static axle
thick kettle
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Somebody's never seen how SPYSAT shit actually works if you think they need your phone to trace your ass

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Pretty neat tech tho, geniunely

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Also horrifically scary

thin bobcat
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i wake up and immediately see a dude playing roblox claiming that he is monitored by the NSA, CIA and FBI altogether, in a way that he can't spend cash without it leaving a trail to him pepesludge

thick kettle
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Only thing it can't do is follow you inside a building, but slaving satellite targets can fix that dillema

opal star
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Man, this is gold.

subtle sage
static axle
green granite
static axle
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i guess imma install spt tmrw

zealous depot
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hate playing spt POGGIES1 '

opal star
# thick kettle Riiight

I promise, you’re not on anyone’s watchlist. You’re just not that interesting to even local law enforcement.

thick kettle
opal star
slim blaze
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kino

blazing maple
slim magnet
earnest token
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Dude all my classmates decided not to come to the presentation one hour before we presentation

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Those fuckers didn't even write any notes

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what am I supposed to do

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Fuckkk

opal star
thick kettle
slim magnet
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just in a more improvised sounding manner

earnest token
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Now I gotta do another 4/5

static axle
earnest token
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Kuhhh

static axle
thick kettle
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He's moving his damn head to much I can't read his lips

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Tf is he sayin

earnest token
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I gotta pull through, ill improvise

static axle
opal star
earnest token
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I love my wife

static axle
opal star
sick trail
static axle
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just need a 300 blk ar-15 mod i think

opal star
blazing maple
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they're both extracty shooties so I thought I'd ask

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and I won't ask Iedy he scares me

sour rivet
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i'd be surprised if ANYONE is excited for marathon ohno

opal star
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@static axle Slinging bullets at 3200 fps through an 16" barrel. 80gr eldm. h4350 for the powder.

static axle
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but ive heard arc raiders is good

sour rivet
static axle
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duckov?

opal star
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Might give grey zone one last chance.

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Hopefully i don't get a shitty experience again.

static axle
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i dont understand why you had issues

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mine was fine, other than sometimes boring running to LZ's

opal star
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I paid $40 bucks goddamnit i don't want the game to be LITERALLY grey.

sour rivet
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so the same as tark

static axle
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but they have dedicated pve

sour rivet
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buh

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anyway since marathon popped in the mind

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what the fuck is going on with it

static axle
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idk

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bungie i guess

sour rivet
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i keep hearing that bungie has no idea what they're doing (not a surprise)

static axle
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it will fail and hard

sour rivet
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inb4 they sunset loot in the game

static axle
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give concord competition

sour rivet
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thats a hard comp to win

glad parrot
static axle
real aspen
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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KILL YOURSELF

static axle
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but it's super janky and easy etc

sour rivet
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atleast arc raiders has some sci fi

static axle
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i mean battle royales aint much different

sour rivet
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yeah

static axle
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most of them look the same too

sour rivet
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but very few are actually well made

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OH GOD

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I JUST REMEMBERED THE CULLING 2

static axle
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but yeah if you want other players and pve grey zone, if you wanna solo and never see anyone but bots, tarky

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cause grey zone is literally pvp but with pvp dmg disabled KekSkew

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so you can group at base, talk shit in voip with randoms when you come across them etc

sour rivet
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well i dont actually want any of the games i just wanted to know if they were any pve ones

static axle
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last time i played it enemy faction guys opened a mission door for me so i could retrieve intel

snow tree
static axle
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i think pure pve is gzw,eft,irr. maybe even duckov but its way different

sour rivet
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fuck am i supposed to find out about marathon if everything is under NDA

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useless ass subreddit

static axle
real aspen
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what is marathon

static axle
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you'll see enough

sour rivet
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i want gameplay

static axle
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there is

sour rivet
static axle
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heres shroud for example

blazing maple
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I just remembered I have 4000 plat on warframe

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what do I even do with allat

sour rivet
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hand it over

blazing maple
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after today?

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no chance tiny pants

sour rivet
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i dont want all of it

static axle
sour rivet
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i wanna fashion my frames :(

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sam hates me

left mantle
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Playing the furry rogue-like and "Oops you're playing your favorite warframe again" is the season shit

snow tree
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White boy, you got no fashion sense

static axle
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pretty much i used sturm and sparter as my personal store last time i played

sick trail
left mantle
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Also the backup glock scroll

static axle
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cause i had money and they needed platinum

real aspen
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fuck did they do to my dear rm277

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monsters

blazing maple
sick trail
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So I can pump it all into Anon's clan

sour rivet
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wowwww

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cant believe this

sick trail
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Birb fumble

sour rivet
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what fumble

real aspen
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i should probably stop watching videos that make me scream 'kill yourself" at the things shown in the video

sick trail
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Sab will not survive 4hr long video essays

real aspen
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eh

snow tree
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Sam prefers being dry over being birb thinky

sour rivet
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sam is a kissass and prefers to keep the mods happy jokerge

opal star
# real aspen i should probably stop watching videos that make me scream 'kill yourself" at th...

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Utter Bullshit from start to finish in one video.

real aspen
opal star
sick trail
sour rivet
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ok im tired

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fuck y'all

oak magnet
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good morning yanks

uneven sapphire
opal star
real aspen
blazing maple
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what if you wanted to go to sleep but

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five nights at freddys

opal star
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Huh. That's cool, there are hunting licenses stored in the stock of an old browning shotgun i have.

sick trail
left mantle
sick trail
left mantle
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But I love the season dice was giving me fucking 42 levels on my main weapon

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I also had a scroll that stopped ammo usage on kill and with aura of venom's secondary use I basically had a barrage of corrosion going out

opal star
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Dang. 92 year old hunting license.

static axle
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fun game PepeHappy

left mantle
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I insta-popped the last boss' first phase on nightmare

opal star
wet lantern
chrome ginkgo
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Playing the new 2 person zombie survival EA open world sandbox game

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2 person dev team

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Best way to describe it is Project Zomboid depth meets a 3d survival sandbox like 7D2D

real aspen
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why does cheese lose strength when warmed up hmm

chrome ginkgo
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Changes to the molecular structure

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They spread out

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Which makes them weaker

real aspen
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no sorry

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by weaker i mean

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taste

chrome ginkgo
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Oh

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Same reason

real aspen
left mantle
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Depends on makeup

chrome ginkgo
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The cheese molecules spread out

left mantle
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Aging

chrome ginkgo
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Ergo it's less concentrated

left mantle
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etc.

chrome ginkgo
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It's not only physically weaker and softer

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but it also doesn't have as much flavor in the same surface area

real aspen
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eating the same cheese as before, but this time it's warm from hot mchadi, not anywhere near as strong of flavor and saltiness

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good to know

chrome ginkgo
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And some cheeses are better hot and melted than others

sick trail
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Why do some cheeses melt into ooey gooey deliciousness, while others end up a clumpy mess (and WTF is going on with American cheese)?

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗰𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰 𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘁𝘆-𝗴𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘁𝘆:
-Fox PF, Guinee TP, Cogan TM, McSweeney, PLH (2017). Fundamentals of Cheese Science || Cheese as an Ingredien...

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chrome ginkgo
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ITS DARK AS FUCK

left mantle
real aspen
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sam wtf

left mantle
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Don't forget the scariest of all

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Dihydrogen Monoxide

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100% of people who consume it eventually die

real aspen
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i will consume

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trihydrogen monoxide jokerge

left mantle
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Damn you'll become heavy

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An extra hydrogen atom?

blazing jackal
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Tritium waterignored

latent hazel
left mantle
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How gluttonous

slim magnet
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fucked around and got me a date appointed with my friend

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woo

real aspen
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damn

little depot
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🙏

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congrats kiddo

real aspen
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lock him in your closet

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and fake his death

blazing jackal
opal star
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That was a good one, lol.

left mantle
opal star
left mantle
blazing jackal
left mantle
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Not quite.

blazing jackal
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as heavy as it gets while being stable

left mantle
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Hydronium isn't Ditritium oxide

blazing maple
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good lord

chrome ginkgo
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Okay so

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For a 2 person dev team indie game

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This is surprisingly good

blazing maple
chrome ginkgo
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It's very Zomboid coded controls wise though

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And Stats

blazing jackal
glad parrot
chrome ginkgo
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Vein

blazing jackal
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better have oxygen-19 water, when its beta decays it turns to fluorine and fluoric acid

real aspen
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look all i know is that i had extra hydrogen atoms bouncing around, and i hate wasting food, so i threw them into my water

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you nerds with chemistry are overthinking it

left mantle
glad parrot
slim magnet
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my mind is on f1 speeds

real aspen
chrome ginkgo
real aspen
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im going to play gamba

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uhehe

left mantle
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Times like these I wish I didn't need the unicode to do subscript and superscript

real aspen
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well at least if momo disappears we'll know what happened tomfoolery

slim magnet
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could very well be the case but i'd still go ticking off quite a few boxes off my bucket list

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so it'd still be a win

opal star
snow tree
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I see it only as a win hmmtodayiwill

blazing jackal
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"ticking off quite a few boxes off my bucket" ahh euphemism

blazing jackal
opal star
opal star
little depot
blazing jackal
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white hole

real aspen
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had to go

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wanted to eat dirt

left mantle
real aspen
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but dirt here is cold and dry

opal star
# little depot

In the math he could jump to another universe. Just maybe.

real aspen
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so i went to other side for warm and moist dirt

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very worth the trip

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Spaghettification still hurts though

opal star
opal star
real aspen
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maybe i will

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but only after 2071

real aspen
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would be waste any earlier

little depot
opal star
static axle
little depot
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arcane

static axle
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Stop giving the editors tylenol

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@little depot oh you escaped

little depot
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FROM WHOM?

opal star
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Some schizo.

static axle
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From the some guy, he stole you

snow tree
little depot
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whats his user

real aspen
static axle
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Its arabic or something idk

little depot
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ohhh

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sylvia?

oak magnet
static axle
little depot
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shes my schizophrenia dont worry about her

small bane
little depot
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its just what being lesbian does to someone

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happens to th ebest of us

opal star
little depot
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I wanna know what she said tho

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for yall to call her lyming

real aspen
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hm

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how could i utilize room temperature superconductivity

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for stuff

sick trail
fluid trout
sick trail
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Suomi can't be fucking stopped

real aspen
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like what are the uses, besides science shit

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cool phone stands?

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nah would mess with electronics probably

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hmm what if...

fluid trout
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Floating train tracks

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Imagine a room sized train diorama with levitating tracks

real aspen
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oh yeah slipped my mind

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definitely noting that

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my setting uses trains as primary mean of transportation

sick trail
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Ah, Factorio

opal star
real aspen
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jet powered levitating trains jokerge

sick trail
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0 mistakes
0 missed syncs
15 jumps

restive bear
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Holy rocket jump

sick trail
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Bunny performs

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And deservedly comments shit like "These new players upload runs with mistakes in them"

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Anyway, I'm dragging you into rocket jumping

static axle
real aspen
# opal star Lol, what.

tldr: whole thing with my setting is that magic powers technology and technology powers magic.
so stuff like compact, efficient, quiet, and cold-running jets... or rather, rockets, are easily done. so for a train, just put it on superconducting tracks and blast off

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at least for remote areas

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for cities i'll stick with wheels, mostly cause i want the characteristic clank of railroad to be present

little depot
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wawa

snow tree
little depot
blazing maple
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smh

chrome ginkgo
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The swagger of someone who just found a fishing hat and school backpack in the upstairs storage room

opal star
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Thought that was gta online for a second.

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What is that?

real aspen
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3d zomboid

opal star
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Huh, interesting.

chrome ginkgo
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Vein

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just came out

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Got a demo if you wanna try it

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But it's still super EA

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has only 2 devs

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And despite looking like a cheap 3d asset flip has a surprising amount of depth and thought put into systems

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Like oh

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I just found a map of the area and thermometer, and with them equipped I get a HUD icon for a map/compass up top and a temp display

sick trail
chrome ginkgo
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okay fallout lockpicking

snow tree
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Props to her

sick trail
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Opponent did his best too tho thumbsUp2x

snow tree
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He lost so he's irrelevant tomfoolery

snow tree
little depot
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someone got e treats as a gift

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wahooo

chrome ginkgo
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Okay so finding a flashlight lets me illuminate a much bigger area and much further out but at the expense of needing batteries

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I gotta manually load magazines

little depot
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new project zomboied mod looks sick

chrome ginkgo
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Yeah it's basically 3d zomboid

snow tree
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You cant wear ear protectors with hat?

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1/10, shit game

chrome ginkgo
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it IS Early Access though

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And there is some very visible jank

snow tree
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Wdym, Tarkov has the same thing and it's 1.0 ready hmmtodayiwill

chrome ginkgo
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LMAO

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Poor Tarkov

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Wait

restive bear
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Ah yes, realism the game

chrome ginkgo
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What am I saying, fuck Tarkov

restive bear
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This is what glazedivers should be playing

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And leave Helldivers 2 alone

snow tree
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Huh

chrome ginkgo
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Okay good news

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I can vault tall fences

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No animation it seems but at least the functionality is there

snow tree
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Can you climb chainlink fences tho

chrome ginkgo
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oh it has an animation in third person at least

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it's pretty stiff though

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And unfortunately all headwear uses the same placeholder model hat

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Yeah this is zomboid

oak magnet
raven swan
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VAS VAS VAS I CAUGHT A PATTERN 301 RAINBOW TROUT?

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Shame it's not a gold

hexed kernel
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hii chat :3

raven swan
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Henlo

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I'm fishing in destiny rising

rocky turtle
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no way sound is alive POGGIES1

snow tree
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Hallo Triangler baby_peoe_waves

chrome ginkgo
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Man I love Skyrim modding with MO2

slim magnet
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my mind is only now slowing down

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i can now try to sleep

blazing maple
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my team was so racist this game

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they also did cocaine

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my god

rocky turtle
little depot
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chat do we agree

finite tiger
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anyone got recommendations for good fallout 4 modpacks pepefridge

chrome ginkgo
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Wasteland Reborn or Magnum Opus

rocky turtle
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time to rogue my trader till its 40000

hexed kernel
rocky turtle
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if i buy them can i access them on my current save? hmm

hexed kernel
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..yeah?

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i think so

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you will miss like one single scene since you have already killed aurora

rocky turtle
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bro got shitted on by abelar

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picked heavy bolter for melee fight KekSkew

blazing maple
rocky turtle
hexed kernel
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i didn't say anything 😭

snow tree
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Mods, take away his paws

finite tiger
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Have you played w em

little depot
snow tree
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Borber chart

uneven sapphire
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Yoo chat

rocky turtle
uneven sapphire
rocky turtle
chrome ginkgo
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Magnum Opus is

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WR has black Mama Murphy based on the concept art

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Magnum Opus doesn't

snow tree
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Baru Fitness baby_peoe_waves

hexed kernel
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i'm already scared

sick trail
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Oh hey look, a good program

earnest token
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Fuckkk

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my teacher wants 2 talk to.me

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Fuckk

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Im failing

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Ill commit sudeko..

snow tree
chrome ginkgo
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Children

rocky turtle
heavy junco
# hexed kernel i'm already scared

Davinci resolve?
I'm sorry to say this but you should be scared
I had to download the manual to figure out how to use the fusion page at all

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But a very good piece of software

hexed kernel
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mind you i never did any video editing ever before

heavy junco
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It's not so bad
But the file outputs it creates are absurdly large and the mp4 encoder it comes with isn't great
You should use Handbrake (or ffmpeg) to squash the final filesize

frozen void
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@frail leaf describe what effects could Monster Energy Ultra have in Escape from Tarkov

frail leafBOT
# frozen void <@267941509272174592> describe what effects could Monster Energy Ultra have in E...

Monster Energy Ultra in Escape from Tarkov could be like a goddamn miracle potion. You chug that shit, and suddenly you're sipping on adrenaline. Your stamina could shoot up like a freakin' rocket, letting you sprint like you’re on fire. Reaction times? Don’t get me started; you’d be dodging bullets like a goddamn Matrix character.

But don't get too cocky! You might end up crashing harder than a toddler on a sugar high once that buzz wears off. Your heart? It’ll be pounding like a drum at a heavy metal concert. And let’s face it, if you start guzzling that stuff like water during a raid, your anxiety might skyrocket faster than your PMC when you see a Scav out of nowhere.

So, in a nutshell, it could either turn you into an unstoppable killing machine or send you spiraling into a panic attack while you’re hiding behind a wall. Enjoy the ride!

heavy junco
proven tundra
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Good morning chatters

rocky turtle
hexed kernel
snow tree
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It's the rat, the rat attack

proven tundra
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Less then 1 week until EU5 release

hexed kernel
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waoww

proven tundra
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rat_pray for it not to be a total mess

heavy junco
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It's a paradox game right?

hexed kernel
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can't wait to open it, stare at it for 10 minutes and then close it forever

proven tundra
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Ye

heavy junco
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You'll have to pray really hard I fear

proven tundra
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It took what
3 years for Victoria 3 to actually be interesting

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And I'm still not interested in CK3

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I'll always have my beloved Stellaris

blazing maple
proven tundra
heavy junco
proven tundra
frank hearth
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Set merely a few years after the events of the critically acclaimed survival horror game Darkwood, the sequel brings with it new lands and waters to explore, new creatures to fear, and new reasons to pray for the morning light. Featuring an entirely new story and new characters, the unfolding events of Darkwood 2 stand on their own, and can be equ…

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hexed kernel
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if poland simulator is so good then how come there is no...

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oh holy shit

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poland simulator 2

proven tundra
hexed kernel
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now it's kazakhstan simulator though

proven tundra
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I think it's Kazakhstan simulator this time

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Single brain cell

heavy junco
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@sick trail simulator

little depot
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guys i think this might be kazakhstan sim

proven tundra
hexed kernel
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sometimes i get an urge to drop everything and go to kazakhstan and start living as a steppe nomad

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sometimes

little depot
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sometimes

sick trail
sick trail
proven tundra
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I'm going to play "Refresh my imaging reports page until I get the results from my CT scan" simulator for the next few days

little depot
sick trail
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Until then, try High Fleet

frozen void
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Xela

sick trail
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Also Kazakhstan sim

little depot
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bro the person infront of me's perfume is

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so overwelming

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I legit cant breathe

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getting hot boxed

proven tundra
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This kind of gut?

hexed kernel
little depot
proven tundra
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Correct

little depot
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Jeez I can not spell today

proven tundra
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It's a rat shaped tumor however

hexed kernel
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ratburster if you will

proven tundra
little depot
proven tundra
little depot
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songs of syx refernce?

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no wayy

hexed kernel
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awesome game

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kinda ugly doe :(

proven tundra
little depot
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it runs on xlsx

heavy junco
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I should rewatch the original Alien
I rewatched Aliens recently

blazing maple
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what would you do if there were two rats

proven tundra
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Cry

little depot
proven tundra
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Too expensive in today's economy

rocky turtle
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abelard got a big hammer letsgooo

heavy junco
proven tundra
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The sphere

little depot
proven tundra
little depot
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how will this affect the local trout population?

proven tundra
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I guess I can stop refreshing now lol

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Minimum 14 days

little depot
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14 days for a ct scan is wild

proven tundra
little depot
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lmao

glad parrot
heavy junco
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Reminds me of Swedish healthcare waiting times

proven tundra
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The last time I had one they told me what they saw before I left the office

glad parrot
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MINIMUM too so

proven tundra
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I guess they wanted to standardize it for the digital age

glad parrot
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Like you WILL have to wait two weeks

little depot
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if youre waiting for 14 days might as well get an autopsy with it too

proven tundra
little depot
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hell the autopsy takes 2 hours MAX

quiet yew
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isn't it like only for non-life threatening stuff?

proven tundra
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I assume if there is an actual issue they will call me

glad parrot
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They'll probably do the autopsy before the CT results even arrive..

little depot
proven tundra
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This is just for being displayed on the online portal

little depot
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efficien't

heavy junco
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Pigeon mail technology

proven tundra
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If I were to abuse my credentials and access my own patient records I'm sure I could see the results faster

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It's not illegal or anything

little depot
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tbh

proven tundra
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It's actually illegal

little depot
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They wouldnt let me get a CT

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they wer elike nooo child no ct bad

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and I was like
Please I am suffering

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they still said nah

sick trail
proven tundra
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I like the feeling of pissing yourself when they inject the contrast media

sick trail
# little depot they wer elike nooo child no ct bad

Just show them this vid https://youtu.be/gzdLdNRaPKc

Nuclear is finally looking up from an informal “keep your head down” policy. However, it’s bringing with it a relic – a part of safety culture that is actually too safe to be practical at a time when it seems like a new reactor is being commissioned every day. What the public doesn’t know is that the fundamental assumption of radiatio...

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little depot
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I love how kyle tries his best to look deep in thought in every vid's thumbnail

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other than the one on long island ig

rocky turtle
proven tundra
little depot
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Hii droonage

proven tundra
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I did dual wield Abelard in my playthrough

rocky turtle
hexed kernel
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my daddy abelard used blunt weapons and heavy armor

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he just never died. ever. not even once

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unkillable motherfucker

rocky turtle
proven tundra
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Lorge sword

little depot
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@rocky turtle

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I SAID HI

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:<

rocky turtle
little depot
snow tree
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Proonage

little depot
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Spoonage

rocky turtle
little depot
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there we go

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how ya doing?

rocky turtle
little depot
hexed stag
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@glad parrot the coffee...

rocky turtle
little depot
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incredible

glad parrot
teal spade
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@proven tundra welp, it's official, I've signed my work contract with my city EMT service. I am now a Paramedic

glad parrot
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I did it the way you described actually

teal spade
glad parrot
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It WORKED

teal spade
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got my uniform and everything

glad parrot
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Can't believe I've been makin this the wrong way the whole time..

snow tree
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Boah gon save lives based

teal spade
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or dance on their bodies

hexed stag
little depot
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Id rise from the dead if the last thing I saw before Freud and adam smith pulled me into hell was grim dancing on my body

glad parrot
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But it did! I wonder why

little depot
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Makes the other flavours pop out

teal spade
little depot
glad parrot
little depot
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Sodium makes a lot of thing taste "better"

proven tundra
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What can I sprinkle in my coffee to make it more bitter?

little depot
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theres probably too much sodium in pretty much all foodstuff

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Iirc lunchables had a pretty big scandle with sodium and lead a while back

glad parrot
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...LEAD?

little depot
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Yead

glad parrot
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How the FUCK did they have lead in their food???

little depot
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or if youre feeling lucky some cocoa powder

wet lantern
oak magnet
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hello

oak magnet
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al on lunch bread

little depot
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its within safety guidelines

oak magnet
little depot
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but still a not so healthy amount

oak magnet
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just shitty cheap production with no care

wet lantern
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yummy lead

oak magnet
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federal regulations in USA got rid of the lead in food problem

little depot
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Blame the federal limits

oak magnet
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and just lead everywhere problem

little depot
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for being too high

proven tundra
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I remember when you could buy leaded or unleaded gasoline
Smh my h kids can't even ingest lead anymore

glad parrot
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..that's fucking WILD, wow

oak magnet
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generationally, gen x were most affected by lead

glad parrot
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I guess nowadays it's microplastic pff

oak magnet
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shows up on generational studies, they were the ones with most lead in them

little depot
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You call tell at first glance

oak magnet
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we have no control group for microplastic studies

little depot
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pesticide too

hexed stag
little depot
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especially if youre american

oak magnet
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theres a plastic film inside cans to prevent aluminum leeching in

little depot
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If youre american I recommend you do a little research around monsanto

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and herbicides theyve used

oak magnet
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copyright the usage of seeds

glad parrot
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If you're American, good luck..

little depot
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61000 cases left

proven tundra
little depot
wet lantern
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Yummy Glpyphhjdsrate

little depot
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You should be generally safe as long as you dont touch, ingest, inhale it

pallid sapphire
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Now get rid of sugar,food colourings and chlorides in the US

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Corn syrup too

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Chlorinated chicken YUMMY TASTY

little depot
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I still dont know why bayer bought monsanto

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tf was bayer thinking

pallid sapphire
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Cause bayer is dumb

little depot
pallid sapphire
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German company

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No more to say

teal spade
little depot
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I love losing money!

teal spade
glad parrot
hexed stag
little depot
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@real aspen can you send me the does this to you gif

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rq

wet lantern
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Peanutbutter

little depot
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I think the stanley cup thing was 80% WOAH LOOK LEAD BAD!

teal spade
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@oak magnet Pilnai isidarbinau greitojoi pagalboi siandien. Turi uniforma ir pradedu dirbti kita menesi

wet lantern
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Not enough lead

little depot
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I think we should bring make radium walls

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and watches

wet lantern
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paint too

little depot
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being back

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holy shit my brain

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maybe i need a ct scan

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BRING BACK

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anyway if you live here (any of the blue zones) check if your county has an lawsuit

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(yes there are schools next to these fields TO THIS DAY)

teal spade
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Americans being idiots again? What else is new...

little depot
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Not americans

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Just monsanto

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Monsanto lied for years and went to extreme methods to keep those lies maintained

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Europe and asia was affected too

glad parrot
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Remember! Corporations obviously work in your best interest~

hexed kernel
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cyperpunk 2025

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maybe that silverhand guy was right you know

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we should blow them up

little depot
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Bayer what the fuck are you doing 😭

proven tundra
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Canada

glad parrot
little depot
snow tree
little depot
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bayer buys them
loses billions

thin bobcat
glad parrot
thin bobcat
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Even if they lose billions, they probably gain a trillion in market shares lmao

little depot
proven tundra
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I mean
Bayer also sent HIV contaminated blood to be used by third world countries
It's not like they have the best track record for human rights

little depot
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I doubt the us gov would give em a bail out

thin bobcat
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It's basically just the higher ups playing monopoly, the game lmao

glad parrot
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Nestle...

little depot
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Nestles mostly because of their large conglomerate mergers and risk bearing economies of scale

glad parrot
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Remember, water isn't a human right..

little depot
glad parrot
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I can't believe their CEO actually said that James Bond villain shit

proven tundra
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Go back to your communist water drinking country!
We only drink Coke in this country!

little depot
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Coke was cheaper than clean water during ww2

thin bobcat
little depot
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I mean just how nestle was more spread out in their holdings

glad parrot
thin bobcat
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Worst part being, I would bet that at least one of the board members is part of Blackrock

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I don't know it but I would wager on it lmao

hexed kernel
little depot
thin bobcat
little depot
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greenland should have been no data

little depot
snow tree
hexed kernel
glad parrot
thin bobcat
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I don't really inform myself on these topics regularly because even if you can clearly see misconduct, you can't do anything about it

pallid sapphire
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When people say they dont buy nestle products

blazing maple
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hello blood, what do you think about [current controversial thing] ?

pallid sapphire
thin bobcat
little depot
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Alright we are sending 2 mizkifs and hasans to Canada

blazing maple
little depot
quiet abyss
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One as in a herd

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But shhh

blazing maple
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chicken flavouring

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but hey, world hunger solved

little depot
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is the soup good at least

blazing maple
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it's chicken noodle soup

little depot
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Yeah but like what brand

blazing maple
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chicken

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we found the surplus underground in an abadoned mine it doesn't have a brand

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its just packets that say "CHICKEN with the H backwards

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We're giving it away for free

little depot
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So CHICKEN?

blazing maple
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yeah

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it's fucked up

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but we gotta get rid of it

little depot
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what does the nutritional value say

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just "Chicken: 100% per 100g" ?

proven tundra
blazing maple
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Contains: CHICKEN, SOUP, CHICKEN SOUP, NOODLES, CHICKEN NOODLES

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I don't know why they're listed seperately but hey

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tastes aight

pallid sapphire
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I legitimately didn't know they were competing with Steam and it's crazy to me that they burnt so much money on what sounds like something with very little (or wildly misguided) market research.

-# Jason Schreier (@jasonschreier.bsky.social)
Big layoffs hitting Amazon as soon as tomorrow, including within the video-game division, sources tell Bloomberg www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

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How can you be so stupid and misguided

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Its obvious why Steam is successfull

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Nobody can tell me it wasnt for them

little depot
pallid sapphire
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As long as it doesnt say Schinken

proven tundra
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Morning chores complete
Time to pax my dei

glad parrot
hexed kernel
proven tundra
glad parrot
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RATCOIN!!!

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LESGOOOO!!!

proven tundra
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also social mmo so you can chat with people and see their builds etc

pallid sapphire
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And paxing your die

sick trail
celest plank
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Dude doesnt have to do anything

little depot
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give gabe 20 yachts right now

timid hollow
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Doing nothing is the way

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You cant fuck up if you do nothing

small bane
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Steam is so based

sick trail
small bane
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I bet your ass all the AAA devs hate their return policy

sick trail
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Probably

small bane
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How dare they side with customers

little depot
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if having a return policy is siding with the customers then the bar is too low

small bane
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This is the reality we’re in

proven tundra
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Steam was forced to have their return policy the way it is, they didn't do it willingly

timid hollow
proven tundra
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people seem to forget

small bane
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I don’t make these rules

timid hollow
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Every cs2 Player could stop using steam and steam would still be on top

sick trail
glad parrot
small bane
timid hollow
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Lmao

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No

small bane
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All these addictive gambling mechanisms need to go

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Idk what gonna happen to my gacha games but idc

sick trail
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Jarvis, check his server tag

timid hollow
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They say they have it in their sights since 2016, nothing is coming there

little depot
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Jarvis check his room

hexed kernel
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yooo POGGIES1

small bane
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Od rather play 100 bucks and get the character I want outright than get 200 extra boxes of useless shit for 300$ tbh

hexed kernel
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i love timberborn

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whaaaaat