╟❓general-offtopic

[timid hollow]

just took me 4 hours of videos

hyped for the next movie

they said it wont take as long as emesis

[static axle]

Understandable

I still have like murder mystery videos unwatched that i started 7 years ago

[timid hollow]

at the moment i watch 1 hour analysis about args or videos of mujin where he explains weird content creator drama

sometimes a random video essay about a game here and there

im the enemy of tiktok, everything under 40-60 minutes doesnt get my attention

[oblique belfry]

ADLJGNADLJGNADJOKLGNADKJNGSADLBG

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fine

im not doing this mission

bastard game

[timid hollow]

BUT WHY DOES THIS DUDE PULL OUT MY CHILDHOOD TRAUMA WHEN I WANNA GMOD VIDEO

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

plague doc is medic from the future

at least thats the theory i go with

[sour rivet]

pages

[timid hollow]

had a phase where i went into a rabbit hole about slenderman when i was like 10

wasnt a good idea

didnt like forests for a long time

[slim magnet]

fym childhood

nevermind i was 9 when he was created

i thought it was in the mid 2010s

[timid hollow]

exactly

when it got to me i was like nine as well but that was 2012 i think

after the game came out

[slim magnet]

yeah that's why i thought he was from the 2010s

i guess 12 is still childhood

[oblique belfry]

9

[left mantle]

Got perfect augments on jhin

Kennen on enemy team

Dude beelined for me with ult every time

[marsh cargo]

https://x.com/Mr_Rebs_/status/1982905837510373574

Rebs Gaming (@Mr_Rebs_)

Fun fact: A former Halo Infinite developer told me leadership decided to completely scrap the Guardians because of how bad the negative reception was towards them/Halo 5 and they wouldn’t even speak about the Guardians in the studio. #Halo5

X · Oct 27, 2025, 8:22 PM

[left mantle]

Good.

[marsh cargo]

the hardest grunt to live

[oblique belfry]

7

wtf ?

[sour rivet]

buh

[oblique belfry]

6

[sour rivet]

i cant wait for 4

[little depot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/856621513980510218/1145405842988998796/attachment-18.gif

[copper vapor]

car

[oblique belfry]

5 👀

imma save these for last

cuz these are alternative paths

of the ending

[sour rivet]

cmonnn gimmie 4

[static axle]

Doge counting down how many children have escaped from his basement

Slowly catching them all back

[sour rivet]

bro is

[timber oxide]

Once you're done with this pointless crap, we can get chased by big scary ghost trucks together

[oblique belfry]

ok wtf

turns out

killing people during the "spawn animation" even tho its a headshot

wont count

thats retarded

[sour rivet]

i'll laugh last cuz you came to die

[copper vapor]

the damage done, the pain subsides

[sour rivet]

and i can see the fear clear when i look in your eyes

how many times have we done this now

[thick kettle]

Hello my fellow breathing meatbags

I too am here

[abstract helm]

Why are steam forums so fucking weird?

[sour rivet]

your first mistake was looking at steam forums

[thick kettle]

Well? Answer the man.

[sour rivet]

no

[oblique belfry]

i fucking despise melee combat in rockstar games so fucking much

[abstract helm]

I mean true, but still funny

[oblique belfry]

especially when they add "take no damage" challenges to them

fuck that shit

not doing it

[thick kettle]

🙏

[oblique belfry]

had the same aids in rdr2

not doing it here

[sour rivet]

is it needed for the gold

[oblique belfry]

yes

im ignoring that mission

[sour rivet]

fuck

[oblique belfry]

cuz of it

[sour rivet]

but

the gold

[oblique belfry]

many more choices

[sour rivet]

oooh

[oblique belfry]

i just need 2 more

[sour rivet]

wait

[oblique belfry]

and the other 2 are option a and b

[sour rivet]

the 4....

i was wating for the 4...

[oblique belfry]

my bad its still 5

[sour rivet]

LES GOO

[oblique belfry]

lemme guess

you got that 4 meme on standby

[sour rivet]

🤫

mayhaps

its stupid but its very humorous to me

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-drop-it-like-its-hot-4number-four-fingers-calvin-broadus-jr-gif-26215289

[sour rivet]

anyway i thought you had to gold medal ALL missions

[left mantle]

Because they have been forsaken by god

[timber oxide]

Most of the time you just need to hold the assigned "dodge" button

[sour rivet]

sometimes its inconsistant

gta5 melee is ass

[timber oxide]

I dunno it works fine for me

[abstract helm]

Clicking that "community hub" button is like rolling a dice. Always between toxic as hell, plain stupid or dumb ragebait.
I love and hate it.

[sour rivet]

im jus goin off my experience

[left mantle]

Very rarely you'll get peak. But it's VERY dependent on game

[timber oxide]

Me too
Never had a bad melee experience

[oblique belfry]

its inconsistant just like birb said

sometimes guy refuses to dodge

sometimes you are stuck on melee animation so he gets a free hit

sometimes you both hit each other at the same time

its fucky

and i hate it

[timber oxide]

Krill issue

[sour rivet]

me trying to smack a dude in front of me only for the autoaim to nail the poor npc behind me

[left mantle]

https://youtu.be/vFpsuyNZBsQ?si=Tkr34pvScgc125C9 first thing in the dyson sphere program community hub i see

[left mantle]

God people's creativity with the alarms is great

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/battlefield-battlefield-6-funny-gaming-willem-dafoe-gif-1996086508831376784

time to go suffer

[left mantle]

Bro even has an around the world cover

[timber oxide]

In a fist vs fist combat all you need to do is hold dodge and it will work 9/10 times

[sour rivet]

ok in fist to fist its somewhat better

[timber oxide]

If melee weapons are involved the best you can do is hit first

[abstract helm]

Dayum.. impressive and extremely autistic at the same time, I love it.

[timber oxide]

That's because melee weapons have different hitboxes but the dodge anim stays the same

[left mantle]

https://youtu.be/eovRs7SZigM?si=99vtdoK1dJ49fntI here's around the world

Done around the pole of a planet

[timber oxide]

So they are more likely to hit you

Which makes sense

You also can't really dodge knives as they are too fast

And if you are outnumbered you are also fucked

But that also makes sense

[sour rivet]

hopefully 6 improves on rdr2's melee

[timber oxide]

I don't like rdr2 melee

[sour rivet]

it feels so good tho

[timber oxide]

No it doesn't

[abstract helm]

Thanks for showing me that, honestly really nice.

[left mantle]

The second one on the community hub is a fucking supermarket meme

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

rdr2 melee sucks ass

especially fist fighting

[timber oxide]

Thanks Doge

[oblique belfry]

it has gta 5 issues but 10x worse cuz "muh realism"

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

stuck on animations even more

[quiet abyss]

i just love the idea of a shovel in darktide, something about killing armored targets and monstrosities with a fucking shovel or knife just makes me laugh

[sour rivet]

man fuck y'all

i liked it

[left mantle]

https://youtu.be/qoj5cIFmayI?si=y_BXSFLDBY-oqp-m peak

[oblique belfry]

FOUR

-# 2

[quiet abyss]

like what do you mean you just beat the crusher to death through carapace armor?

[oblique belfry]

...

[quiet abyss]

[sour rivet]

[abstract helm]

Wtf

[timber oxide]

Pussy

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/micah-bell-death-reaction-micah-bell-red-dead-redemption-2-red-dead-redemption-micah-death-gif-18264628081104096334

[oblique belfry]

pyrson's dead

birb fuck did u do

[timber oxide]

Finally

[sour rivet]

i win

[left mantle]

What is bro researching

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck am i looking at

[sour rivet]

doge you are aware that unfriended us yes

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-uma-musume-dropkick-gif-1310520311152972568

[oblique belfry]

i did not infact know that

[left mantle]

Max build height research building pillars planetwide.

[sour rivet]

bro came back

he loves me

[oblique belfry]

I ALWAYS CO-

🛌

[timber oxide]

Don't accept that

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/761349513440657408/1430235603647070238/facebook-24181092021521901.mov?ex=6900f334&is=68ffa1b4&hm=0f3f78efe6f52fad4675f9e871bc88685cea0a3afac0cc88a34102d85d2a50fe&

[oblique belfry]

his greed sickens me

[sour rivet]

what did you expect me to send doge

[left mantle]

I should probably get ready for the poe1 league tbh

[sour rivet]

on the four

[blazing jackal]

[wet lantern]

My cat literally crashes headfirst into the feeder when I'm pouring

[left mantle]

I've done 0 build crafting lmao

[oblique belfry]

one of these

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/mane-im-dead-gif-6502286207230651503

[sour rivet]

why is he

> green

[left mantle]

You can't just ask that birb

[wet lantern]

If he was blue he would die

[abstract helm]

Isn´t there the sequel? Or is it still not fully released?

[oblique belfry]

why is you so

Python

[timber oxide]

What, you green racist now?

[blazing jackal]

Its ok to be green

[left mantle]

Sequel is still in EA, but I'm already really far into the league on that and the new poe1 league is coming end of this week

[timber oxide]

It's all ogre now

[blazing jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/yuimetal-gif-2236335851178412850

[abstract helm]

Ah the grind has to continue
I understand.

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/ogryn-party-gif-27273801

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-27693162

[left mantle]

I mean it helps that poe1 and poe2 have seperate gameplay goals...In execution I mean

[green granite]

Orgyn

[left mantle]

As much as I like the oomie zoomies of poe1 I do like the somewhat slower execution of 2

[oblique belfry]

3

-# 1

[quiet abyss]

yeah, basically ogres, but human shades

[quiet abyss]

not green

they built like ologs

[abstract helm]

I played Poe for I dunno a 100-200hours or so but that was quite a while ago have not kept up with it since then.

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/jokerge-joker-ball-planet-rotating-gif-14085019714503907800

[quiet abyss]

so lets be real

they are just ogre/troll people

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/jokerge-ghoul-jokerge-tokyo-ghoul-gif-5309350536027745314

[quiet abyss]

MORE RASHUNS SAH

[left mantle]

The last poe1 league I full played was....2021

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-be-clear-uhhh-meme-gif-25693361

[quiet abyss]

[left mantle]

poe2 got me roped back in

third edict was good

[wide chasm]

i've been spectacting a huge battle in bannerlord for aprox 10 minutes

the blue fuckers wont die

[quiet abyss]

let me be clear

what does bro mean by false

hes literally clear

blind ass mf

[abstract helm]

2022 for me.. maybe I´ll take a look at it again now that I´m talking about it I feel the itch to play it.

[left mantle]

Assassin got reworked next league apparently

It's lookin good

plus second ascendancies

plus a tree that has a tree

in poe fashion

[abstract helm]

Oh thanks for the info.. yeah I´ll def take a look.

[left mantle]

I still find it fucking hilarious they made a "tree"

[cunning bronze]

holy fuck this set is sexy AF

[left mantle]

Then gave it a fucking "skill" tree

[wide chasm]

I definitely need to play valheim again

Those late armor sets look cool af

[left mantle]

Having a duel while already in the shadowrealm

[sour rivet]

The Chicken.

[left mantle]

Who did you think I was referring to

The chicken is playing a game for their soul

[sour rivet]

Me watching Doge and Pyr fight to the death

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1432572787452674058/Left_4_dead_tank_meme.mp4?ex=69018ae0&is=69003960&hm=14a240ab3b6b2b69d9bb1160ddf282352d8ce80c9325f58e6dbcd120d4958dd7&

[oblique belfry]

offtopic l4d2 session when

T W O

now time to do option a and b

[sour rivet]

😔

[oblique belfry]

guaranteed golds

besides im also curious about those

[sour rivet]

trevor prob ||gets the worst death||

[oblique belfry]

oh wtf

i didn't expect there to be credits for other choices as well

different song too

can't skip credits 🗿

[oblique belfry]

bro i tried to fucking || put him out of his misery by single bullet but its scripted to burn ||

[abstract helm]

Unskippable credits the bane of every video game enjoyer.

[oblique belfry]

thankfully its a replay mission

so it auto skipped after 15 secs

the last one

[sour rivet]

hehe sex number

[oblique belfry]

nice

[sour rivet]

nice

[oblique belfry]

nah thats fucking wild

they do the cliche but its still fucked up

[left mantle]

To be fair there wasn't a set "canon" ending for awhile after release

[oblique belfry]

|| ofc when you are about to kill michael he gets a call about tracy getting to collage||

[left mantle]

So all 3 were valid endings for your game

[oblique belfry]

god i didn't even pass the cutscene

[left mantle]

or rather "true"

[oblique belfry]

and im already regretting this choice

[left mantle]

We didn't have a clue which ending was going to be considered canon till like...2017?

And that wasn't confirmed till like 2019

[oblique belfry]

this was by far one of the worst endings in my entire gaming life

never again

how was this even remotely considered "canon"

back in 2017 and before

[sour rivet]

it'd be weird if deathwish wasnt canon tbh

[oblique belfry]

even if trevor's was also fucked up it at least made some kind of sense

michael's is just fucking wrong in all levels

anyways

[oblique belfry]

GTA 5 SINGLEPLAYER COMPLETE. @static axle

[left mantle]

Because we had 0 fucking clue where Rockstar wanted to take it

[sour rivet]

is haskill ok

[chrome ginkgo]

He's fine

[sour rivet]

good

[left mantle]

And in 2017 the only clue we got was that Trevor was alive

2019 is when we got confirmation that the events of deathwish were canon

[oblique belfry]

rockstar would've tanked if it wasnt the canon choice

[left mantle]

No

They'd have been perfectly fine

[oblique belfry]

in my eyes they wouldn't

[sour rivet]

first company to have -$99999999999999999 dollars

[oblique belfry]

took me 5 hours to get 20 gold medals

its now 8 am

[left mantle]

The best poe2 speedrunner could've finished act 4 twice in your time

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

Its still insane to me

That they got the act 4 boss kill in 2hrs 30min

And was 18 minutes ahead of the next fastest during that specific race

[oblique belfry]

1 slight bug though

on my rockstar account this is not complete

but on steam it is

[sour rivet]

doomed

[oblique belfry]

it bugged out somehow

ingame it shows 31/0

but i can still track the wastes

[static axle]

thats ez

[oblique belfry]

i know

you still wanted me to tell you when i finish sp

and i did

[static axle]

did you watch my clip

[oblique belfry]

lemme do so real quick

[sour rivet]

man

why do i gotta go to the official barotrauma website to open the official wiki

why cant it just FUCKING REPLACE FANDOM

PIECE OF SHIT SITE

[blazing jackal]

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet turns out in the new hades 2 patch they made dissolution of time give you infinite death defiences

for chronos fight

[sour rivet]

huh

[oblique belfry]

and if you get hades's "death defience gives you 8% damage increase" boon

you can stack it infinitely

and um

the game has a 1 shot failsafe

incase you do dumbshit like this

[oblique belfry]

@frank hearth

[static axle]

good feeling gun

[vital venture]

the hit reg issues feel horrid on the QBZ everytime I use it

but they couldve patched to fix some of the hit regt problems and I wouldnt know

[wet lantern]

Hit reg is funny

Sometimes I'll miss a guy entirely and I'll get hitmarkers and the getting hit animation doesn't play either or I dump an entire mag into a guy and he's shooting out blood like a fountain and it pops up only 1 hitmarker

[static axle]

havent noticed any problems

[vital venture]

Last time I used it was like a week or more ago tbf

So like I said my issues with it could be fixed

[oblique belfry]

anyways

tomorrow i will probably play the new pacific drive dlc

then gta:o

"tomorrow" btw

8 am

when i wake up

[sour rivet]

you WILL fall asleep

or else

[static axle]

also hit req is more user side than anything else

[oblique belfry]

all of these

are gta:o

the remaining ones i mean

[left mantle]

Oh boy

lookin like an offtopic heist session

[oblique belfry]

i mean at least there are easy ones

[vital venture]

Good luck doing it solo cause im 90% sure that some of those challenges are like earn 5 million on online

[oblique belfry]

like these

[left mantle]

Dude 5 mil is piss easy

[sour rivet]

gabagool

[blazing maple]

Today has been nothing but haunted. Dead possum found at work yesterday and now a ghost phone is harassing me at the train station

[left mantle]

He can legit get carried to that one

[oblique belfry]

[vital venture]

Not if u have to grind to buy shit alone

[sour rivet]

sorry i didnt send any guardians today

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-spaghetti-ai-eating-gif-2796300478009311884

[left mantle]

kys

[vital venture]

Oh wait they auto give a way to gain money now I forgot about that ngl

[oblique belfry]

you mean this ?

[blazing maple]

The grinch killed that possum I know it

[sour rivet]

i kept telling you sam

[blazing maple]

It had no external wounds, no mange

[sour rivet]

kill the grinch

[blazing maple]

I can’t he had fucking minions

[sour rivet]

ok??

[oblique belfry]

dear god

[sour rivet]

evil fucker

[left mantle]

Like literally if you need a carry for this I am willing to redownload this dogshit and run you through cayo perico for money

[sour rivet]

dont worry samantha

[blazing maple]

HES LIFE SIZED

[sour rivet]

i got a plan

[oblique belfry]

nay

[sour rivet]

do you trust me

[blazing maple]

IM GONNA GET SPRINGLOCKED BY THE MOVING GRINCH ANINATRONIC

[oblique belfry]

y'all dont have to play this utter garbo just for me

i'll ask for help if i seriously need it

[vital venture]

I couldn't help if I wanted unless ur doing it on console

[wet lantern]

The animatronics tend to get a bit quirky at night

[oblique belfry]

besides

pyrson has it downloaded rn

if i need a 4 man for a heist or smth

i'll let y'all know

[vital venture]

Cause im not buying this shit on pc

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

IT JILLED A POSSUM ANS. OW CRAVES BIGGER PREY

[oblique belfry]

no crossplay in the big 2025 ?

all of those updates were for nothing

smh

[left mantle]

Bro the backend of gta5 is fucking ancient at this point

[sour rivet]

I REQUIRE YOUR TRUST SO I CAN FULFILL THE PLAN

[oblique belfry]

probably so

[wet lantern]

All the updates were for bigger shark cards

[left mantle]

I gurantee it got no actual innovation done on it

[blazing maple]

Dang it Dutch

[oblique belfry]

anyways

enough doom thinking

[sour rivet]

DEATH TO THE GREEN MANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

[oblique belfry]

need to sleep think

[pine night]

playing bf6 earlyer sic sickshot

[oblique belfry]

byeeee

[vital venture]

I would have to rebuy the game in general and I would rather spend that buying any other game tbh

[oblique belfry]

[vital venture]

Gn

[sour rivet]

gn

[blazing maple]

I
I’m toast

[sour rivet]

shes toast

[wet lantern]

Toast can be crafted from bread

[blazing maple]

My parents are gone for the week it’s 5 shifts at grinches for me

[sour rivet]

i'll send a guardian next time dw bby

[vital venture]

If my family leaves when they have a adult sized anything im throwing that shit in the shed and making sure my doors are locked

Waking up in the morning to see a furry beast I can barely make out in the dark is not happening

[sour rivet]

all my friends are fucking dead

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-gif-20043003

[celest plank]

you call them your friends but you didnt invite me

😔

did discord shit itself again

nvm

[little depot]

mald

[static axle]

they like t-rex, the see motion

@oblique belfry

[sour rivet]

[static axle]

[little depot]

spam e

[left mantle]

I told my family they ever try leaving anything straight out of a horror film it's either getting incinerated or pawned

I will pour salt on its bones

[sour rivet]

owieee my bonmes

[vital venture]

I have a firepit outside

I would 100% burn it

[left mantle]

Oh imma do more than burn

I will quite literally incinerate it

It's gonna be gone fast

With no trace left

[little depot]

someone leave me in unos home

[left mantle]

I'm not in the habit of burning people, I ain't that kind of pyro

[little depot]

awww man

[left mantle]

arson doesn't appeal to me

[static axle]

soon 8am and gonna get some grub from store

then coma

[little depot]

eepers wel

[static axle]

i has a confession

[little depot]

oh noes

[static axle]

im not im my prime no more at gaming

[sour rivet]

😔

[static axle]

i feel it in bf6. i miss easy shots

[little depot]

happens to the oldest of us

[static axle]

but season 1 tmrw

maybe the patcch balances out the 0 recoil bs builds

also i might just pve tarky with friend and that is fun too

[static axle]

if i warm up for 6 hours i might be close to my prime sad truth

[little depot]

who needs to be a sweat god omega 2000 when you can hvae fun

having fun is all that matters

[static axle]

i know but getting my ass handed to me in bf6 gets boring

by a guy named 蟍 郉 頯 勹 蔱 掵 枣 sliding all over the place

look at me miss the easiest fucking shot there is

[little depot]

wanna be sweat

[sour rivet]

no i wanna be dry

[little depot]

real chinese sweaties have a retarded looking horse girl pfp

[abstract helm]

Just do what I do and get to the top of the scoreboard by playing support

[sour rivet]

i didnt expect the heli to land on you

[static axle]

im a support/engi main but i do switch to recon when cheeky roof campers

[static axle]

i nearly shit myself

[little depot]

imagine if battlefield was fun

[abstract helm]

[left mantle]

I seen worse but uh... that'd have me contemplating too lmao

"Am I washed?"

[static axle]

[little depot]

hate will go back to "nah im the goat" in a couple of days

it happnes to me all the time

[static axle]

yeah, 11h shift weighting me down

[little depot]

sometimes you just need to have some fun eat some nice stuff cuddle with SOs and youll be right back

[celest plank]

In case doge wakes up, tell him ill start making the kino after im back from work

[little depot]

why are you green

[static axle]

also sleep and be rested

like i did go 40+ - 10 etc. but it felt like i was getting my ass beat in 1v1's and i coudlnt manage micro adjustments

[celest plank]

acc

kaboom

[thin bobcat]

[celest plank]

And I think I even know who reported it

[little depot]

LMAOOO

[thin bobcat]

nah

[left mantle]

oh hey blood

[celest plank]

check pins and down

[little depot]

NO WAY

[left mantle]

want a funni?

[static axle]

like i almost died to a bot cause my hand just didnt wanna move but then did a nice spray on a player running

[sour rivet]

the sniper is here

[little depot]

I SAW PFFFFT

[celest plank]

Wont speculate but hmm

[thin bobcat]

the moment you talk about your age on discord and it's below the minimum required age, you've sealed the fate of your account

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-heavy-is-dead-heavy-heavy-weapons-guy-tf2-meme-gif-3040623544117528296

[celest plank]

I think I joked about it like twice before

[thin bobcat]

they literally have an ai that marks it for the manual moderation

[thin bobcat]

sure

[left mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/393563121878302720/1432420367669919794/G4KvHCzWoAEZIXd.png?ex=6900fcec&is=68ffab6c&hm=4a9d1c7366f323bcb798c7c5b5a6179796e788a0f84181c77adc8917d961c606&

[celest plank]

I gotta seal it in their minds man

Discord I'm 25 leave me tf alone

Somebody will photoshop it to 2.5 and call the cops

[static axle]

@vital venture qbz working nicely

[celest plank]

[sour rivet]

terrible cropping

ban me

[celest plank]

It looks like !

the 5

[sour rivet]

o you kinda rite

nvm dont ban me

[thin bobcat]

i mean, the average ai girlfriend is wearing a pretty expensive dress, ngl

[sour rivet]

i can recover from this

[static axle]

it's blood we talking about so might even

[thin bobcat]

[vital venture]

Wild watching how different I play the game compared to others looking at this

[left mantle]

And every person has an expensive component system below the flesh

[vital venture]

I should record a full game sometime, might get told I have a adhd problem

[left mantle]

just like gpus

[static axle]

im a mix imo, i like to slide but i also like to move slow on times. rush and hold

[thin bobcat]

are you insinuating that the people on r/soulmateai could get closer to their virtual relationship partner by sticking their dick in the lan port?

[slim magnet]

dude having a silver tongue is both a blessing and a curse

it's insane

[static axle]

power outlet feels better

[left mantle]

I mean...I wouldn't be surprised if they tried

they're dumb enough

[celest plank]

HDMI for a better visual experience

[static axle]

"hello tech support? i came into a lan port and pc no worky"

[thin bobcat]

at least one dude must've gotten depressed when the aws outage happened and their girlfriend stopped responding

[left mantle]

good

[sour rivet]

"have you tried porkin it?"

[left mantle]

maybe they'd have post server clarity

[static axle]

PORKIN

[sour rivet]

porkin

[thin bobcat]

they used the lan cable to hang themselves

that way they're connected to their soulmate

[celest plank]

Judging by the fact that there are 8 billion people in this planet, there must have been atleast one tech support guy who had that commission happen...

[thin bobcat]

imagine that high priority ticket at dell popping up

[left mantle]

much like a nurse I wouldn't be surprised its happened

[thin bobcat]

keep in mind, we are not too far away from sex robots actually becoming a thing

[sour rivet]

it was supposed to be this year

[static axle]

went from porn mag pages sticking to laptop screen sticking

[sour rivet]

its almost over

[static axle]

anyways store, food, sleep

[left mantle]

where's my goddamn robot bruce

[thin bobcat]

they already have demo's in china about that shit, i read some news article about something like that

[green granite]

you will have a tall female wolf animatronic

and you will like it

[heavy junco]

That's kinda fucked up

[sour rivet]

Spider or bust

[thin bobcat]

wdym

[heavy junco]

I didn't even know r/soulmateai was a thing

[thin bobcat]

can't wait for the social media post about the robot standing up and watching you with glowing eyes

[left mantle]

Yeah the issues run deep

It's a shame these people will likely never get the help they need

[thin bobcat]

there's many more than that

those were just the ones on reddit

[heavy junco]

It sucks liking robots as fictional characters and then getting grouped in with people who want to fug chatgpt

[thin bobcat]

there's forums and shit

[heavy junco]

My fuckery is several years older than LLMs leave me alone

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/978097085591212112/1432166881401376800/songle.mp4?ex=69016258&is=690010d8&hm=130c4faffca86d8b1b3fb21a2e307bea25f8bcb2c8071ca6a2f1c219e1e78652&

[heavy junco]

Scary

[blazing maple]

ok chat I'm home

[left mantle]

So you're a classical clankerfucker?

[blazing maple]

my cat is very cranky

[sour rivet]

hai sam welcome back

pet her

[heavy junco]

I guess that's one way to say it lol

[blazing maple]

I did a lot

she just misses mum n dad

[sour rivet]

😔

[thin bobcat]

could be worse, it doesn't affect me and gives me easy access to people that i can laugh at

[sour rivet]

send misty to my home i will pepper her with love

no wait my stepmom is allergic to cats

fuck

[heavy junco]

I looked at the ai section of fmhy dot net yesterday and there are so many roleplay sites it's so funny

Make it stop make it stop make it stop

[thin bobcat]

I have also tried xAI's Ani, like that 3d character that talks to you on mobile

[blazing maple]

proud to say I've never willingly interacted with a chatbot

[thin bobcat]

The AI is literally trimmed on flirting with you

I used the most run of the mill chit chat I could think of

And it literally started flirting

For no apparent reason

[sour rivet]

add a chatbot to this server so we can bully itr

[sick trail]

So designed primarily to interact with people that pay for Twitter

[blazing maple]

we must send in the asexuals to ruin the horny chatbot algorithms

[sour rivet]

i dont think that'll work

[blazing maple]

"I need you so bad"
"Okay well take a step back I'm not done explaining the magic the gathering lore"

[thin bobcat]

That's the thing, no, it's a completely separate part of the AI

[heavy junco]

That's just how I act

[sick trail]

Well we have @frail leaf
But now it berates iedy

[left mantle]

Why would you hurt people like this

[thin bobcat]

You need to download the mobile app and have SuperGrok as a minimum subscription

[sour rivet]

we do

[heavy junco]

SUPERgrok

[blazing maple]

i'm kinda fucked up an evil after work

[sour rivet]

but i havent fucked wit xelA since 2023

[sour rivet]

i dont believe you

[left mantle]

Damn it's truly one of us now fuck

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-get-you-me-when-cat-toothbrush-gif-27696837

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1274247076804300851/1000007492.gif

[thin bobcat]

Understandable, that bot probably has a higher bodycount that genghis khan

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/super-creek-umamusume-uma-musume-gif-7885454455165643210

[thin bobcat]

[sour rivet]

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT

it was when mwadi was still here

[thin bobcat]

yeah yeah, clean your ethernet port with isopropyl alcohol

[sour rivet]

you're right

its kinda dusty

so are my fans

[thin bobcat]

that's a bold move to just aim in the case

but you do you

[sour rivet]

go big or go home

[thin bobcat]

i'd prefer to just go home in this instance

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-spasm-gif-5728408262638675404

[sick trail]

Birb when it catches in the fan blades

[thin bobcat]

that's how he lowers the rpm

[sour rivet]

semi auto

[thin bobcat]

Another thing that xAI introduced for Ani

You now have streaks

Talk with the ai for 7 days straight, get a new outfit

And levels apparently

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123782681147232356/1295897121404358666/C_h9ssNsSarRxubQ.mp4?ex=6901573e&is=690005be&hm=891faf5450d6f298caf41a77224beed5008c05e38fd1c4ec8b9f6233bb38c719&

[wild vortex]

ive rebirthed 6 times with her already

[wild vortex]

ive got a 16x xp multiplier

[thin bobcat]

It literally gave me like 4 notifications in the past week like "Come chat with me" or along the lines of "I am lonely"

[celest plank]

We need a nurse at 77, a dude shoved his dick up a HDMI port

[thin bobcat]

I had to forcefully disable notifications because of that

[sour rivet]

how to remove small object from cylindar

the cylindar must remain undamaged

[left mantle]

And it would somehow not be the weirdest shit to hit their ER

[wet lantern]

C4

[heavy junco]

Please send help, someone got his shit stuck in a mini-displayport connection

[left mantle]

"It is imperative the cylinder remain undamaged"

[thin bobcat]

the best thing he said this month

[sour rivet]

g O
n
e

[wild vortex]

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1299047917889261598/a1d5a2c87d10b9fa15f7dc28e5e0dda25ce869978afcf3ccacc5c237fccd087a_1.mp4?ex=690198e6&is=69004766&hm=768774f3f02f6cec2b2df7d3d81cf391c7e71f69925fc767c028f3e319c8cde2& yo i found a vid of hasan when he was a kid

[left mantle]

That's so fucked up

[wild vortex]

they grow up so fast

[left mantle]

But they never grow out of their habits

[thin bobcat]

that was the first iteration of the dog

[sour rivet]

this will be my only good joke for the night

[wild vortex]

the d-dog rebirthed

oh sorry for stuttering guys

😅

[pallid sapphire]

https://bsky.app/profile/nicolecarpenter.bsky.social/post/3m475c6uz422l

Nicole Carpenter (@nicolecarpenter.bsky.social)

I asked Microsoft PR about this—specially the DHS using Halo IP to recruit for ICE—and the company declined to comment.

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Bluesky · Oct 27, 2025, 7:22 PM

[wild vortex]

👀

[left mantle]

The fucking panicked screaming just kills me

[left mantle]

Oh. That's not a good sign for the DHS

[sour rivet]

"Destroy the flood" yeah good luck with that dumbass

we'd be glassing more than just africa

[celest plank]

There is always the classic shampoo incident

[real aspen]

[sour rivet]

whuh

[real aspen]

Fear mongering mostly

[heavy junco]

TIME IS RUNNING OUT!

[thin bobcat]

the kinda aesthetic you expect from an indian scam call center virus page when you click the wrong download button

[heavy junco]

Please install Rustdesk and send the code thanks

[sour rivet]

TIME HAS BEEN ADDED

[heavy junco]

THANKS!

[sour rivet]

[sick trail]

TIME HAS ELAPSED, INSERT COIN

[sour rivet]

FUCK

[heavy junco]

I don't have coins
This arcade fucking sucks

[sour rivet]

[heavy junco]

Oh shit thanks

[heavy junco]

mof (real)

[sick trail]

The transgender coin has been inserted

[sick trail]

You've been granted:

15 seconds

[stoic jay]

Escape from duckov goes way too hard for how silly the game comes across

[left mantle]

Business insert stock image of guy in suit straightening his tie

[sick trail]

Why stock

Make it GMan

[left mantle]

Funnier

GMan is for the truly devious moments

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/gman-g-man-half-life-half-life-2-half-life-gif-17656900731371370845

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1207003598580351017/gmand.mp4?ex=69019af2&is=69004972&hm=658ff30eaef334270bd1a2ba4dfabd5175326e38fd68fd261a6496c87cbe7e6f&

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-alice-in-wonderland-the-white-rabbit-look-at-this-time-is-ticking-gif-17400057

[blazing maple]

okay time to fire missiles at jets that I hate

[sour rivet]

good luck

hopefully you can get those fuckass challenges done

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/missile-launch-cat-gif-13832277428494516255

[heavy junco]

https://tenor.com/view/dcs-manpad-fim92stinger-gif-26331927

[gray kettle]

[little depot]

everyone I know is playing duckov

[slim magnet]

give me an idea what should i draw

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-maid-leave-server-shake-anime-otaku-gif-17787613

Her

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-half-life-half-life-2-gif-1461397320868472840

[slim magnet]

that was a crazy way to tell me to leave

i'm shocked

[sick trail]

Gottem

[thin bobcat]

I am very sorry for our moderators to be that indirect

Leave the server

[sick trail]

Anyway ye
Draw Kobayashi-san characters

[slim magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-yummers-the-boys-yummers-meme-yummers-meme-gif-10229506808836437820

[sour rivet]

Draw elma

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/terrence-howard-sarcasm-gif-10480585

[thin bobcat]

Now draw her dangling from the ceiling

[sick trail]

The hungriest woman

[little depot]

elma? from xenoblade? no wayyy

[sick trail]

Sayori posting has been approved by BloodOfSniper

I GENTLY OPEN THE DOOR, CHAT

[thin bobcat]

Who's sayori

[thin bobcat]

gotcha

i approve

[little depot]

Why do you even have this

[sour rivet]

Archive

[little depot]

waow

can I have it when you die

[sour rivet]

No.

[little depot]

:<

[sour rivet]

[little depot]

rude

jus say yes and dont die

[sick trail]

All of Birb's mortal possessions go to me as the sole beneficiary

[sour rivet]

[sick trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205760412507840572/1382867848552124488/1x.webp

[little depot]

Dry definitely dies before birb

[sour rivet]

Actually all of it goes to dogman

[little depot]

So birbs stuff will just tp to dry in the afterlife

like a pharo

[little depot]

@proper coral Can i have your stuff after birb dies

[sick trail]

Pharo
You mean a pharaoh

[little depot]

i cannae spell

[sour rivet]

You fool

[little depot]

this is me

azu face reveal

[thin bobcat]

@naive arrow skin azu alive

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-talking-to-a-wall-talking-to-a-brick-wall-brick-wall-in-1-ear-out-the-other-gif-11901874800450427322

[slim magnet]

who is that

oh it's a bot

[little depot]

The bot that bans people whenever they post something at 0.1% chance

[slim magnet]

chat is this true

[little depot]

just ask birb

[thin bobcat]

just google mr beast casino scam ads and post a couple of images

[little depot]

that works too

[slim magnet]

how do people even fall for that one

[thin bobcat]

i mean, we wouldn't know, we had measures against it pretty early on

just now they have gotten more advanced

[slim magnet]

the one i've seen a lot is the phone photo of elon's twitter having a crypto scam

or mr beast for that matter

[thin bobcat]

They also use Maelstrom or whatever that russian streamer is called

And drake

[little depot]

Its me mikaela jackson

I need 500$ for my next concert

hehe

[slim magnet]

ended up drawing mari from blue archive

i broke my one vow

[oak magnet]

why vow

[real aspen]

draw me

[little depot]

quarter him

[real aspen]

extrude me

[oak magnet]

im taking the quarter with the heart

hearts sell for alot nowadays

[little depot]

defenestrate him

[slim magnet]

to not see her in a lewd way

[little depot]

🫃

[oak magnet]

oh

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-uma-musume-its-peak-its-so-peak-umazing-gif-3466440184519113997

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-umazing-its-peak-umamusume-umazing-gif-16397297151764587564

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/manhattan-manhattan-cafe-cafe-black-hair-anime-gif-8974003932592281938

[little depot]

Kyoto university and research in the same sentence?

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-tachyon-uma-musume-manhattan-cafe-meme-gif-4626929404224642049

[wet mauve]

Y'all know the smelly canned herring

Here have a good laugh

https://youtube.com/shorts/8Px047mn8Zo?si=80sGtvrtyr2YV22r

[sick trail]

Is it supposed to be for a good laugh or to condenm the actions of an asshole putting Surstromming where it doesn't belong

[little depot]

"bro stood up like a was struck by lightning "

[real aspen]

i hate these trucks

they should explode

and die

[little depot]

they will eventually

[chrome ginkgo]

https://x.com/0mmmmm7777777/status/1982779345400950864/photo/1

𝙈⁷ (@0mmmmm7777777)

Silant Salt Cookie

X · Oct 27, 2025, 12:00 PM

Damn Korean artist, chill

[blazing maple]

FINALLY

[celest plank]

My whole camera gallery got deleted

I fucking hate google backups

50% of bulgaria photos are gone

[little depot]

my condolences

what happened?

[boreal belfry]

https://x.com/rebbford/status/1982865788852986283/photo/1

rebb ford (@rebbford)

URIEL, Heretic of Xata! Our next Warframe will make an appearance on Friday's Halloween Devstream.

Can the Orokin ever be forgiven?

X · Oct 27, 2025, 5:43 PM

no way a heresy frame

[proven tundra]

[blazing maple]

i'm sorry father

[hexed kernel]

hii

[snow tree]

[sick trail]

It's the three furries pog

[proven tundra]

I hear you're a racist now Father

https://youtu.be/6zkL91LzCMc?si=nuA-xKCG_Kb7BXSi

[small bane]

https://youtu.be/kQE1QsEAqXk

[little depot]

More than 3

[blazing maple]

you forgot prime

[gray kettle]

[blazing maple]

look at this devilish doodad

[small bane]

Actually doesn’t look bad just wrong somehow

[celest plank]

99% of google drive got filled for some reason

I cleaned pics and it somehow cleaned my phone aswell

Stupid fucking technology

Why did it clean the in-phone storage and not just the fucking copy

[little depot]

do you have a pixel?

[celest plank]

realme

[little depot]

strange

[celest plank]

I removed all the copies there are

Not making anything into a copy anymore

[little depot]

is there any type of phone storage back ups that realme has?

idk about em never used one

[blazing maple]

slightly extended barrel with FAT supressor

[small bane]

Apple isn’t any better these days the amount of iCloud you get for free is laughable

[celest plank]

I checked the bin and everything

Gone

[small bane]

Just trying to force you into buying the unlimited plan

Think this may be my last iPhone anyway they forgot what innovation means in there

NEXT big product is gonna be airpods with a battery case that has a screen

Aka iPod nano reborn pls kill me

[celest plank]

Next thing they are gonna do is airpods with a wire

[small bane]

Honestly I would not be surprised whatsoever

They were running on goodwill last couple years but it’s running out

Even the most convinced fanatics like me see it

[little depot]

cup to ear

[small bane]

[lament compass]

[small bane]

https://tenor.com/view/take-my-money-heres-my-card-here’s-my-card-card-take-my-card-gif-5650338825958178904

Oh my fucking god, new ZZZ character from test server

[snow tree]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-you-are-cat-sus-suspicious-cat-side-eye-cat-meme-gif-11842087146493734807

[teal spade]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YEA BOYS! I FINALLY PASSED MY PARAMEDIC CERTIFICATION! I CAN WORK AS A PARAMEDIC!

[small bane]

Congrats 😻

[teal spade]

shit man, I am so fucking happy. i needed 4 tries to pass the certification, fuckin shaking with excitement

[small bane]

You did it anyway that’s what matters

[snow tree]

Big news big man, congrats

[teal spade]

[teal spade]

@blazing maple @proven tundra

[blazing maple]

'ey doc I got a lump I need'ja to look at

(congrats!!!!!)

[proven tundra]

[teal spade]

those are your boobs

[proven tundra]

Good work dude

[frank hearth]

[blazing maple]

EGADS

[teal spade]

fuckin.... after 4 fails I managed to pass all 3 situations at once
Child care
Adult care that goes into resuscitation
Trauma patient

took 4 hours felt like minutes

at the end it felt like a ran a damn marathon

[green granite]

WIFE

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/modern-family-spray-squirt-annoyed-irritated-gif-4445288

[proven tundra]

[teal spade]

gonna roll up to someones house in this

you have the sick, i must drill you for your seed

[teal spade]

what other primarch rats you got?

[blazing maple]

ibs hap

[proven tundra]

I think that's it

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-gif-18896366

Heretic

[proven tundra]

I tried all their names and Peter turbo is the only one that showed up

[proven tundra]

[teal spade]

on a side note, DoW2 intro cinematic is so fucking great

especially the Drednaught entrace

[little depot]

the boon

[green granite]

Buzz Lightyear

[oak magnet]

hell

hello

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/its-about-time-starcraft-tycho-gif-19200895

[oak magnet]

394mbps :(

i only get 2

my laptop has uhh older wifi chip i think

let me see

[teal spade]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[oak magnet]

WOOOOOOO

have u done conscription yet @teal spade

[real aspen]

go break some ribs

[oak magnet]

they dont need to they have defibrilators lmao

[teal spade]

que? For the army?

[oak magnet]

its the bystanders job to break ribs

[oak magnet]

yeah

[real aspen]

[teal spade]

uhhh

that is so false...

[oak magnet]

wait what

only hospitals have those?

[real aspen]

dumbass

[oak magnet]

atleast in UK defibs are everywhere

in gyms and industrial parks etc

[real aspen]

defib and cpr are different things

[oak magnet]

yeah ik

[teal spade]

only Paramedics and the Hospital can use defibs

[oak magnet]

yeah thats what im saying

paramedics dont need to do cpr i think

[real aspen]

they do

[oak magnet]

because they have things that actually work

[oak magnet]

oh

[real aspen]

cpr works

[oak magnet]

i mean

statistically

[teal spade]

ofcourse we do, we need to maintain blood circulation if the heart isn't beating

[oak magnet]

ah

[teal spade]

that's what chest compressions are for

[real aspen]

cpr is one of best ways to increase chances of survival after any kind of cardiovascular error

[oak magnet]

cpr is worth doing
ok yeah im dumb

i phrased EVERYthing wrong in my head

[teal spade]

it also HELPS with a person who's not breathing

[oak magnet]

CPR doesnt always save people, paramedics coming along and bringing them to a hospital does

my mind is muddled

i just remember seeing bleak statistics on the success of CPR on its own

[teal spade]

Paramedics do CPR always, there are times where we have to do CPR all the way to the hospital

[real aspen]

what do you mean success?

[oak magnet]

yeah i remember that

[oak magnet]

resucitation

wait let me find it

[real aspen]

point of cpr is to keep the corpse fresh so necromancers can revive it

[teal spade]

doing effective CPR raises your chances of survival to upwards of 90%

the ting is that you need to know how to do it correct

[oak magnet]

out of hospital cardiac events with cpr have 7-10% rate

[oak magnet]

yes

man i started a thought and hoped it went somewhere

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/alan-wake-dance-alan-wake-2-dancing-herald-of-darkness-gif-13281546075398170230

[teal spade]

I had the call over 10 years ago and I wasn't taken because of my suttering

[oak magnet]

oh is that it lmao

a stutter means exemption?

probably means adhd is an exemption too

since they probably cant even supply my meds while im in service anyway

lithuania only prescribes atomoxetine for adhd

[teal spade]

unsure, the army doc at the end of my examination asked me if I wanna serve or not. I think stuttering is a possibility of being exempt and they just asked if I wanna serve or nah

[oak magnet]

ah i see

[teal spade]

I said I'd rather not and they let me go

[little depot]

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[oak magnet]

i actually want to do my months of service after i finish university

because idk why not

for the plot

[teal spade]

I don't think you'll have any issues with joining

do you have any heart or lung problems?

[oak magnet]

just need to be able to have my meds supplied

[oak magnet]

no

only thing is my medication, its stimulant

[teal spade]

any issues with blood sugar?

[oak magnet]

and lithuania doesnt give stimulants for adhd, not sure how id do

[oak magnet]

no

[teal spade]

pretty sure you're fine

[oak magnet]

yeah

wonder if the pharmacy in uk can ship to lithuania