eh, its just classic GW being like nintendo
#╟❓general-offtopic
wet lantern
Famous last words
vital venture
True sucks that they have to be like that tho
marsh cargo
alpha also did mention he was burned on making the series
vital venture
Oh fr? Didn't hear that part
marsh cargo
and after then entire string shitshow
he was kinda done with the show
vital venture
If so cant blame em
static axle
This is the machine to surpass metal gear
marsh cargo
alot of peeps kinda didnt want to work on TTS after Strings diddy ass drama
vital venture
I aint gonna be the type of person to whine and complain that some yter doesnt make a series I like
Never heard of that drama
Great
vital venture
Oh the music one?
marsh cargo
like all of the music
vital venture
Yea I remember that nvm
marsh cargo
got caught being diddy wanabee
vital venture
People seem to accept his apology but im still not interacting with that channel anymore even tho I liked the music
vital venture
Can't blame em
oblique belfry
marsh cargo
ppl were just whiling to have 0 morals over some kinda good fan music
vital venture
Music aint good enough for that tbh 
quiet abyss
specially the newer ones were mostly just stinkers
i fucking love the word "stinker" to describe shit
i call my cat stinker
or gub gub
or gobby
long story
quiet abyss
i should try arbi with bolter
but gun shield is soo neat
eh its eh
bolter is best on vet
sour rivet
guys sam has been murdering people as vyper
quiet abyss
with all the reload perks
sour rivet
im scared
quiet abyss
and the weapon swap speed thing
because without that bonus
it just take 3 years to draw it
then reloading takes 1.5 years
while vet can reload it in 0.6 years
also yeah gun shield and the exterminator are better
the arbites exclusives are the best weapons for arbites
who would have thought
static axle
@opal star im not saying i have a bad memory but come home, boot up pc, go shower, made doggo some food, sit on pc, boot up pc again.... stare at screen " 
im a idiot"
marsh cargo
my only kinda issue is that on crusher hoards
mace + shield with gun shield
is that you just cant kill them fast enough
sure you got stuns for days
but you kinda need to pile up other things to make it work "well"
vital venture
hmmm Darktide time
timid hollow
pliant meteor
static axle
pcgamer rating for outer worlds 2 <@392698811530608640>
smooth brain
oblique belfry
indeed
cunning bronze
turbid shuttle
Tank to DPS and DPS to tank is op as fuck
Danger 5 and just not even moving on wave 29
I have so much health regen I cant take damage
good lord
Wave 30 just grabbed us by the nuts lmao
didnt even last 10 seconds
marsh cargo
pcgamer rating for outer worlds 2 <@392698811530608640>
How bad is it really ?
vital venture
game kinda just seem like what the issue I had with the first was
kinda just forgetable
sick trail
Whelming
olive coral
vital venture
Idk a single outer worlds character lol
green granite
idk how they were like pretty good with New Vegas
like you can pretty much remember a lot of New Vegas characters but not a single one in Outer World yeh
sick trail
New Vegas -- transgender icon
Outer Worlds -- I saw maybe like one episode of a playthrough of it and forgor
vital venture
Like ik I cant really talk about them since I dont care for games like fallout skyrim or etc, but at least I can somewhat remember the character in them, I genuinely dont know what any outer world character even looks like
Anyways im gonna sleep watching args
broken mountain
Oh yeah, RDR2 had its 7th birthday yesterday
tiny pivot
https://tenor.com/view/ace-combat-zero-have-you-found-a-reason-to-fight-yet-reas...
Peak(xy)
left mantle
What do you mean 2018 was just.... 
broken mountain
Better than 2yo Forspoken 
vital venture
Can't wait for a 3rd rdr in 2032
tiny pivot
Oh yeah, RDR2 had its 7th birthday yesterday
is it not 8?
vital venture
I dont remember it being in the elden ring vs god of war talk in 2018 so prob 2017 actually
Huh nope 2018
broken mountain
I dont remember it being in the elden ring vs god of war talk in 2018 so prob 20...
...what
elden ring came out in 2022
broken mountain
wasnt bloodborne in 2018
tiny pivot
Rockstar may be greedy, but they sure as hell know how to deliver a game
marsh cargo
cant make this shit up
Did I just do that ????
flashbacks
broken mountain
nope, 2015
broken mountain
Rockstar may be greedy, but they sure as hell know how to deliver a game
In the past 25 years, they haven't failed with a singleplayer title
They are all bangers
sick trail
Idk they kinda lose me fast
vital venture
I have rdr 2 on console wonder if I should get it on pc when it goes on sale
broken mountain
The ping pong game is just peak
tiny pivot
In the past 25 years, they haven't failed with a singleplayer title
the amount of care they put in their games is peak
marsh cargo
Rockstar games feel extremely samey to me
vital venture
Single player of their games idk if the current state of gta online should be called care
tiny pivot
the only triple A right now making triple A lol
broken mountain
the only triple A right now making triple A lol
Well, they havent made anything so far
And GTA VI will be the fancy AAAA
maybe first one in existance
👀
skull and bones didnt make it
sick trail
Rockstar games feel extremely samey to me
At this point I wish the maps were smaller
broken mountain
At this point I wish the maps were smaller
tiny pivot
Single player of their games idk if the current state of gta online should be ca...
we don't talk about online
vital venture
broken mountain
we don't talk about online <:dread:1031213103775485982>
GTA Online can be really fun, RDO is beyond saving
3 hours of content, literally
tiny pivot
At this point I wish the maps were smaller
i honestly wish that was the case for Red Dead ngl
vital venture
Actually RDO should've been my example
broken mountain
Then you grind 40 hours for 1 hour of content
vital venture
I love cowboy games more then the gangster stuff so RDO being unused genuinely annoys tf out of me
tiny pivot
Then you grind 40 hours for 1 hour of content
Me and my friends on our way to waste hours of our lives doing the same heist over and over again just to get 15% of the score
sick trail
<:hmm:1010935402556817448>
GTAIV is already too large
I tried GTAV for like 90 minutes and gave up
vital venture
I genuinely think yotei benefits from the smaller map cause it makes it seem like there's so much in the world
tiny pivot
GTAIV is already too large
I tried GTAV for like 90 minutes and gave up
only felt like this with RDR2
i literally could not be bothered doing side content because of how big the map is and the most efficient way to travel is just
h o r s e
broken mountain
h o r s e
I remember a guy leaving a negative review cause the game lacked a scooter or an electric bike
blazing maple
tiny pivot
Train
bro i wish i could use the train but ill end up leaving my horse behind LMAO
even on lvl 4 bond
tiny pivot
I remember a guy leaving a negative review cause the game lacked a scooter or an...
Smartest Steam review user:
vital venture
Should've just let the horse be summoned no matter how far it is tbh
tiny pivot
Should've just let the horse be summoned no matter how far it is tbh
THIS
pretty sure they did that for RDR1
vital venture
Nah for rdr 1 if ur horse was too far or dead u would just summon a random one or something
Idrr tbh
sour rivet
tiny pivot
Nah for rdr 1 if ur horse was too far or dead u would just summon a random one o...
def better than "oh im sorry your horse is too far go walk or steal someone else's horse lol"
blazing maple
https://fixvx.com/Vo_Memes/status/1962831147353686160
THE DOOOR
sour rivet
THE DOOOOR
vital venture
def better than "oh im sorry your horse is too far go walk or steal someone else...
The drunk with Lenny mission getting annoying cause I have to retrieve my horse
tiny pivot
The drunk with Lenny mission getting annoying cause I have to retrieve my horse
i just kill some random dude passing by and take his horse 
vital venture
I always get fucked over and ran the entire way without seeing a single soul
blazing maple
none can escape my bullshit
sour rivet
@blazing maple
tiny pivot
I always get fucked over and ran the entire way without seeing a single soul
enough to make a man go to Saint Denis and kill every police officer in the city
broken mountain
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G4MvpSHXwAApf46?format=jpg&name=small
Didnt knew you are a cracker
broken mountain
is it morally wrong to be in the talking stage wiht multiple people
Depends on if you are trying to get into a relationship or are you just trying to get along as friends
tiny pivot
is it morally wrong to be in the talking stage wiht multiple people
not really, as long as the talking stage is just "socializing" and trying to know them better
broken mountain
In any case no, since you haven't done any move with neither yet
tiny pivot
but yeah if you're doing it for the sake of "i wanna try making you my gf" then that's wrong
little depot
its more or less flirting to be honest
but idk if we've crossed the boundary between poking fun
little depot
but yeah if you're doing it for the sake of "i wanna try making you my gf" then ...
or this^
anyhow thank yall for yalls reponse
sick trail
Just start a polycule and be sacrificed to the Black Goat Mother of a Thousand Young
sick trail
Fucking gottem
sour rivet
i got my minions back from the divorce
tiny pivot
Going from 5 active speakers to 4 blocks
whole ass cult in the making
Far Cry 5 about to take place
little depot
20% success rate for my cult is pretty good
tiny pivot
just remember, KEEP YOUR RIFLE BY YOUR SIDE 🗣️
broken mountain
whole ass cult in the making
Randomly in the middle of flirting
"Haha, that's funny, how do you feel about the world's situation and a scenario where our nation will get ultimately nuked?"
tiny pivot
Randomly in the middle of flirting
"Haha, that's funny, how do you feel about th...
and then she leans in, fully intent to listen to his ideals
vital venture
"Would you willingly drink any Fruit Punch I make?"
tiny pivot
damn i gotta complete Far Cry 5
little depot
I send them a gift that say s"join my psy op"
broken mountain
Probably inc-
tiny pivot
gonna pirate it cause i don't have Xbox gamepass anymore lol
little depot
they agree 99% of the time
broken mountain
damn i gotta complete Far Cry 5
I only got so far to get abducted by all 4 of them
Didnt get far
That fucking scene with the ginger guy and pictures of dead animals caught me offguard lmao
little depot
https://tenor.com/view/gruh-lol-fard-farcry5-farcry-gif-22805558
They bigger they ass, the louder they fart
tiny pivot
That fucking scene with the ginger guy and pictures of dead animals caught me of...
least psychotic American
broken mountain
They bigger they ass, the louder they fart
I mean, if the ass is big, doesnt that mean the hole is getting blocked?
So kinda like a silencer
vital venture
Get their ass a loudner
vital venture
A.k.a a traffic cone or some shit
tiny pivot
but wouldn't a bigger ass act more as a muzzle break?
broken mountain
broken mountain
but wouldn't a bigger ass act more as a muzzle break?
Ironically, the stomach has more to say in this scenario
blazing maple
<@232447588979179521>
I'm an actionable threat
sour rivet
evil
blazing maple
- A real thing Vyper would say
sour rivet
blazing maple
i wonder how many people don't watch the clips and therefore don't know what I sound like
sour rivet
- A real thing Vyper would say
Im a work of art
sour rivet
i wonder how many people don't watch the clips and therefore don't know what I s...
inb4 NO ONE does
left mantle
Destory All Humans 
vital venture
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1432243870451765278/Sc...
Legit just monkey gif
sour rivet
why did bro do that
vital venture
Idk didnt like the stuffed monkey or somethin
tiny pivot
why did bro do that
he was listening to the Portal 2 Radio of hate and rage
sour rivet
he was listening to the Portal 2 Radio of hate and rage
gonna do some..... pushups....
real aspen
made cappuccino 
neighbor had a french press he didnt know how to use/had no use for, and let me take it
blazing maple
inb4 NO ONE does
they'l never know
broken mountain
*gonna do some..... pushups....*
What a nice song
broken mountain
i wonder how many people don't watch the clips and therefore don't know what I s...
Ive only been there when you was streaming ac shadows to birb
sour rivet
i don rember you being there
only pyrson
and then the other fucking weirdos of gamma vc
rocky turtle
gray kettle
Another Monday suffering
gray kettle
With all details
sour rivet
<:peeposmile:1398334434251374684>
Alreafy did it last time
All that did was josta locking the text channels
sick trail
Oh well
sour rivet
Just the usual bigots/mfs who dont understand how to speak like a normal person
sour rivet
Smallgots
real aspen
slightly better
little depot
f
real aspen
why does azu lead to blue
blazing maple
Ive only been there when you was streaming ac shadows to birb
oh ya i member
gray kettle
i hate the word bigot
Ahhh the alphabet words
rocky turtle
mass effect LE were with -92% discount 
opal star
@static axle @oblique belfry 😂
oak magnet
<@392698811530608640> <@225557770508697600> 😂
man i wanna play gta online again
i think i just might tbh
opal star
man i wanna play gta online again
It's definitely more packed than rdr2 online, but i've basically done and have everything in the game..
So most of the time i'm just relaxing while players devestate the map.
oak magnet
It's definitely more packed than rdr2 online, but i've basically done and have e...
i havent at all
especially new content
will need to find people to do the shit you cant do alone with
opal star
i havent at all
You eventually get to a point where you own the MF banks.
little depot
why does azu lead to blue
Azul
real aspen
guh
real aspen
azu-re
green granite
Azu-re Lane
real aspen
azu lane
green granite
real aspen
uza
little depot
waow
oak magnet
You eventually get to a point where you own the MF banks.
you could do that years ago tbh
maze bank office was a thing a while ago
sick trail
You've got wind right under your nose, young man
slim magnet
dude i can't sleep
sick trail
Buttchug melatonin
wet lantern
melatonin is boring tho
Honse that makes you sleepy go
sick trail
Buttchug seratonin so your pineal gland converts it to melatonin naturally
real aspen
https://tenor.com/view/jesse-breaking-bad-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-walter-gif-16654937694077157239
slim magnet
would need an awful amount of hugging and headpats to get that levels of serotonin
slim magnet
god i miss that shit
real aspen
man
slim magnet
Honse that makes you sleepy go
gold ship con TU MAMA (maraca)
wet lantern
Ay wey
slim magnet
opal star
you could do that years ago tbh
Yeah but i don't think there's much more expensive than it.
little depot
Man
green granite
little depot
rocky turtle
https://tenor.com/view/carmen-library-of-ruina-carmen-lobotomy-corporation-libra...
no fuck off
frank hearth
oak magnet
dude i can't sleep
3-7-8 method
the whole breathing thing
helps me calm down to sleep
oak magnet
Yeah but i don't think there's much more expensive than it.
true, apart from some things
real aspen
just punch a wall
little depot
no fuck off
rude :<
snow tree
blazing maple
wet lantern
How it feels to play gacha games
little depot
snow tree
bazu 
little depot
hiii beadoner
blazing maple
that was fun
snow tree
hiii beadoner
New name dropped 
pallid sapphire
blazing maple
the supression with lmg ones is so painful
pallid sapphire
I hate that everyone and their mom already unlocked almost everything via the fucking custom games
Like i met multiple people over lvl 100 yesterday
They didnt sleep a single minute
supple lotus
it baffles me how people need to destroy the means of progression
you play bf for hundreds of hours, those mfers have nothing to work towards after 30
pallid sapphire
They should just reset those accounts as fair chance for everyone since they disabled exp for these modes
oak magnet
Like i met multiple people over lvl 100 yesterday
in BF6?
pallid sapphire
Yep
oak magnet
oh damn
thats sad
best thing about BF was being restricted by progression and the game being a bit boring after u unlock everything
i quite liked being restricted by my options
pallid sapphire
Its fucking annoying to play against someone that has already basicly everything just from bot farming within a few hours
oak magnet
Its fucking annoying to play against someone that has already basicly everything...
likely will be dealt with in due time
pallid sapphire
Getting constantly set on fire is fun if you dont have anything the like in your next 30 play hours just because dude bot farmed 20 minutes
pallid sapphire
likely will be dealt with in due time
Nope
They do jack shit
Except for disabling exp for custom servers
pallid sapphire
Nope
supple lotus
they never have and never will revert people's accounts
i like that they lowered challenge unlock requirements, but its too late
pallid sapphire
You can probably buy all unlocks later on for 60 bucks again
oak magnet
tragedy that some gamers are just, shit
oak magnet
i mean i get some people not having the time to grind for shit but at the same time progression is part of the fun in most games
its boring if you have everything available at once
pallid sapphire
The sig spear is suprisingly fun
But that doesnt change that the ak 205 is a laser
supple lotus
i love it so much, but the starter mag is so ass
sick trail
its boring if you have everything available at once
Just be like default Scout TF2
Do the same thing for 40k hours
(b4nny)
oak magnet
Just be like default Scout TF2
Do the same thing for 40k hours
i need to redownload tf2
i liked playing as scout and rushing whenever i felt like it
agile ass mf i was
supple lotus
i was a scout main 
sick trail
Le funny dipshit
supple lotus
BONK
sick trail
What are you gonna do, shoot me?
oak magnet
the word dipshit is amazing
sick trail
BAM
snow tree
hello Meadtwoer
Hallo bbbygrl
sick trail
Nothing quite like beating up a lvl 3 Sentry with the Fan-o-War
pallid sapphire
Nothing quite like beating up a lvl 3 Sentry with the Fan-o-War
Nothing like crashing peoples pc's with a custom sign 
snow tree
Beautiful baby girl??? HMMMM
That thought didn't go through your head
So you think Sam is ugly???
little depot
Call a baby beautiful seems odd
pallid sapphire
Very odd
little depot
also we love fat bitches no need to get defensive
rocky turtle
its peak
little depot
bead boner youre a mother?
little depot
congrats!
snow tree
Im many things
sick trail
Nothing like crashing peoples pc's with a custom sign <:clueless:103120094272238...
Oldge
supple lotus
fml, sometimes i really believe my work just picks up junkies from the street and put them to work
literally 0 clue of what they do or should know, just fishing in the dark and relying on others to explain/do it for them
oak magnet
fml, sometimes i really believe my work just picks up junkies from the street an...
whats ur work
supple lotus
lots of things, but to break it down
Audio/Video QC / Tech
and right now i deal with a "content manager" who just asked me "What does it mean when you say it has to be progressive and not interlaced"
BITCH you're here for 10 years and only now realise the difference in videos that are required to fullfill a customer's specification and do not understand the most basic shit in your field
it's like a baker who doesnt know flour
get bent
I should just focus on this evening's event... get in the mood, enjoy some amazing musicians and just party
oak magnet
and right now i deal with a "content manager" who just asked me "What does it me...
managers tend to somehow be out of touch/bad at their own jobs compared to workers
you see it alot with bar managers for some reason
they cant make drinks for shit
supple lotus
they're not real managers in that sense
they are responsible for a specific part of the whole spectrum, like Wintersport Athletes, Surfing etc
and they "manage" that specific part and ONLY the content
if they would actually lead people, we'd be fucked
fluid trout
Just came across this one short of a guy selling anti-roofie cup covers and it's hilarious that he describes it as an anti prank device, even demonstrating it against an instant worm pill
Like bless your heart my guy
forest acorn
Im many things <:peepoGlad:1050003540925480960>
Heyyy
hexed stag
and right now i deal with a "content manager" who just asked me "What does it me...
So the "p" in for example "1080p" is for "progressive", not "pixels" or whatever 
supple lotus
So the "p" in for example "1080p" is for "progressive", not "pixels" or whatever...
we add a P or I on files for either of the 2 formats indeed, but i'd guess for most people it means pixels 
quiet abyss
well isnt I for interlaced scan?
supple lotus
ye
supple lotus
its mainly used in TV still, and a much older format
supple lotus
our adjacent/internal TV station still uses 1080i
which is.. well
antique
the old CEO insisted, but he's gone now so hopefully we change to UHD
let's not even mention HDR
🤯 too much for those old farts
quiet abyss
quiet abyss
also glorptide at 5:30 am before schoo
feelin good
well now its 6am
lame thats 30 more minutes closer
to being miserable
chrome ginkgo
supple lotus
stomping civvies again, are we?
chrome ginkgo
Sometimes you just wanna use the twin Silver Bullet Gauss Rifles just cause
So you blast a part of a building off
Blew clean through
This mech is made to be a sniper platform, but I have no Heavy Gauss Rifles
so I instead put two high tier Gauss Shotguns on it
The upside is it's a lot stronger at mid range, and the downside is it can't reliably cockpit snipe at 1250 meters
Big chonk does decent damage too
green granite
@pallid sapphire new sobek jumpscare
broken mountain
man i wanna play gta online again
I gotta start it all over soon
pliant meteor
glad parrot
Good morning chatters
Good mornin!
supple lotus
WAAAGH
proven tundra
spare sparrow
i would ultra her marine, if you catch my drift
carmine laurel
proven tundra
proven tundra
Also, internet try not to goon if there's a woman in any context challenge: Impossible
little depot
Also, internet try not to goon if there's a woman in any context challenge: Impo...
try not to goon (woman: optional)
spare sparrow
not my fault sexy young woman with miniskirt and leggings get posted
spare sparrow
you see a beauty while walking on the street and start gooning ? what the fuck, get help
proven tundra
you see a beauty while walking on the street and start gooning ? what the fuck, ...
Says the cat fucker lol
spare sparrow
dog pfp mate
spare sparrow
spare sparrow
also nicotine
anyways
this games a hoarders wet dream, how do i decide what to keep what to sell
proven tundra
least common ragebait online
I've been getting some use out of the eye roll emoji lately
proven tundra
this games a hoarders wet dream, how do i decide what to keep what to sell
Can't sell anything might need it later
spare sparrow
supple lotus
only grab what you need right now, spend it and rid the rest
opal star
https://youtu.be/V5vmuPZjDtg
proven tundra
subtle sage
sick trail
subtle sage
Why are the kings ghouls now?
sick trail
Dunno, Fallout show
proven tundra
Honse
sick trail
It is allegedly peak
subtle sage
Retcons out the ass
subtle sage
You've got better restraint than me
sick trail
It's better than "John Halo walks around with no helmet and out of his armour"
Suspend your disbelief
frank hearth
Oh peak https://stupidpenisx.com/onlysoulhere/status/1982626530472948103
nah dawg fallout didnt just get hit with the Ugly bastard tag
quiet abyss
I FUCKING HATE THE PLASMA PISTOL KARNAK TWIN
just sitting in a corner, jerking off
and fucking shooting you
across the room
LIKE FUCK OFF AND FIGHT MY TEAM MATES
OH WAIT, THEYRE FUCKING DEAD
BECAUSE THEYRE SHITTERS
proven tundra
Now the wheel of time Amazon show
I could not stop myself
And thoroughly disliked the first season
Also the Rings of Power show was poop from bum
quiet abyss
gonna literally kill someone
ah well, thats all my time for this morning, off to misery
blazing maple
I AM A MONSTER AND THIS IS MY ZONE
spare sparrow
everyone abusing smgs now kek
sick trail
nah dawg fallout didnt just get hit with the Ugly bastard tag
What?
Who are you calling ugly, smoothskin
proven tundra
I AM A MONSTER AND THIS IS MY ZONE
Is this you? Clearly they should have sent more guys lol
blazing maple
Is this you? Clearly they should have sent more guys lol
it me
spare sparrow
and fuck everyone who made bf "you can get 14 kills in 5 meters map so smol"
sick trail
I AM A MONSTER AND THIS IS MY ZONE
Your
WHAT?
heavy junco
little depot
Bonjour mes ami
spare sparrow
s
quiet abyss
your dwelling perhaps?
quiet abyss
maybe even, your property?
proven tundra
Hippity Hoppity get off my property
little depot
My stalker, memes and politics?
solid sundialBOT
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little depot
ow
snow tree
I AM A MONSTER AND THIS IS MY ZONE
Jesus how much ammo do you carry
supple lotus
I AM A MONSTER AND THIS IS MY ZONE
playing against Lemmings is fun
snow tree
As a wise man once said:
"PTFO!"
carmine laurel
Now the wheel of time Amazon show
I could not stop myself
And thoroughly dislik...
worst part of wot season 1 was the fucking potential for greatness was there
proven tundra
worst part of wot season 1 was the fucking potential for greatness was there
Yeah 
sick trail
Is that a book series originally?
sick trail
Taking notes while The Silmarillion is boring in the back of my head with a patient glare
proven tundra
The middle books needed to be trimmed but very good beginning and amazing ending
glad parrot
It had a lotta filler then?
blazing maple
Jesus how much ammo do you carry
Enough.
sick trail
Slowly shaking up my book reading experience by pushing Harry Potter out of my head
proven tundra
It was especially annoying when I was waiting for the next book as they came out lol
Reading the whole thing now that it's done probably not so bad
carmine laurel
The middle books needed to be trimmed but very good beginning and amazing ending
amazing ending considering the og author died and a friend of his finished the series for him
proven tundra
Slowly shaking up my book reading experience by pushing Harry Potter out of my h...
Malazan Book of The Fallen series is my absolute favourite fantasy (maybe all time) series
proven tundra
amazing ending considering the og author died and a friend of his finished the s...
Brandon Sanderson 
glad parrot
amazing ending considering the og author died and a friend of his finished the s...
Wait really? Holy smokes
proven tundra
Brought it home
carmine laurel
Brandon Sanderson <a:rat_pray:960060717254463511>
glad parrot
I gotta read that then
proven tundra
He had amyloidosis and knew it was coming so he read notes from his death bed pretty much the whole way
glad parrot
..that's some crazy determination there, I admire that
little depot
wawa
proven tundra
wowo
blazing maple
wewo
snow tree
wiwi
proven tundra
Some of those URL names kill me lol
supple lotus
people are creative
sick trail
It's memorable
hexed stag
proven tundra
umbral willow
Guys, rate my cup of coffee: 4 shots of espresso, 8 sugar, 1 instant coffee (3-in-1) and milk
proven tundra
snow tree
Diabetes speedrun/10
umbral willow
<a:rat_fast_spin:882724668291829812>
I hope
proven tundra
little depot
Guys, rate my cup of coffee: 4 shots of espresso, 8 sugar, 1 instant coffee (3-i...
8 sugar?
umbral willow
8 sugar?
like 8, fucking spoons, the small one, I don't know it's just what the container has in it
little depot
imma assume tea spoon
sick trail
8 tea spoons???
Lmao
umbral willow
this is why I hate this whole teaspoon, cup measurements, I can't tell you how much stuff I put in my shit without me losing my shit
snow tree
Brother drinking sugar with hint of coffee
sick trail
You can have your coffee a little bitter, come on
proven tundra
40g of sugar
sick trail
Get a kitchen scale, put 8 teaspoons of sugar on it (in a cup obv)
proven tundra
Get a kitchen scale, put 8 teaspoons of sugar on it (in a cup obv)
Nah just put it in a neat pile
Good luck getting it back off
olive coral
like 8, fucking spoons, the small one, I don't know it's just what the container...
8?
i used to drink tea with 5 sugar teaspoons
but 8?
supple lotus
8 teaspoons of sugar is... a lot. thats like 8-10 handloafs of white bread
umbral willow
We don't have a kitchen scale rn, cuz we moved and a lot of stuff is still at the old house xdddd
proven tundra
Don't let them discourage you
Live your best diabetes life
supple lotus
i dont do sugar at all in coffee
snow tree
I like how we focused on that and completely ignored him getting 4 shots of espresso and still mixing in instant coffee packet
olive coral
i want to order pizzer
umbral willow
olive coral
but its raining, and they wont deliver it
proven tundra
but its raining, and they wont deliver it
supple lotus
and you dont get diabetes from sugar unless you get so FAT that your body cant transfer insulin anymore. we're talking 200Kg plus
proven tundra
i dont do sugar at all in coffee
Hot and black
Just the way I like it
umbral willow
but its raining, and they wont deliver it
Are they delivering by foot, wtf you mean they don't deliver because of rain
proven tundra
thin bobcat
I mean, if that is a normal teaspoon in size, then that's still 32 grams of sugar
umbral willow
and you dont get diabetes from sugar unless you get so FAT that your body cant t...
I'm like 60kg max 🧍
little depot
Don't let them discourage you
Live your best diabetes life
bro is finding himself more job security
olive coral
Are they delivering by foot, wtf you mean they don't deliver because of rain
last time i got deliver, guy was on a scooter
proven tundra
bro is finding himself more job security
Shhhhhhhhhhh
supple lotus
I'm like 60kg max 🧍
yeah dont worry then. its either genetic or extreme overweight
unless we count the 0.0001% of rare disease causing it
which I'm a part of
thin bobcat
which I'm a part of
proven tundra
(actually don't I don't need more clients)
thin bobcat
I can confidently say, I am not part of that group
snow tree
Blud is actually a hummingbird and just enjoys a sweet treat
umbral willow
This is the cup btw (Logitech G502 for scale)
thin bobcat
This is the cup btw (Logitech G502 for scale)
I'll be real, if I added 8 teaspoons of sugar in my coffee, I would likely get sick from it but hey, it's your coffee, so go at it
hexed stag
This is the cup btw (Logitech G502 for scale)
Deodorant on the desk?
snow tree
Cup collector
umbral willow
Deodorant on the desk?
Yeah so in the morning before I put all my clothes on I can put it on myself
umbral willow
Cup collector <:peepostarechamp2:1291583880201240646>
Aye, need for booze
snow tree
Won't question that
little depot
cup of coffee, atom for scale
olive coral
I'll be real, if I added 8 teaspoons of sugar in my coffee, I would likely get s...
blood has come to see us!
umbral willow
still gross tho with so much sugar, kills any taste that coffe might've had
Tbh next time I'll make it with 6, cuz I didn't listen to myself when I thought I should add sugar based on volume
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little depot
hello henry
supple lotus
too much of a coffee snob myself
proven tundra
30mm woaw
thin bobcat
Tbh next time I'll make it with 6, cuz I didn't listen to myself when I thought ...
I mean, even 6 is quite a lot but like I said, enjoy your coffee however you like to drink it
umbral willow
cup of coffee, atom for scale
Cup of coffee, jägermeister shot glass for scale
broken mountain
I always do either one teaspoon or none
thin bobcat
But if it doesn't taste good without that much sugar, consider trying other variations of beans
Or coffee grounds, depending on what machine you have
broken mountain
Or coffee grounds, depending on what machine you have
Machine? 
little depot
i grind the beans with my barefists
snow tree
He drinking that plujka special
broken mountain
Ive been doing kettle coffee all my life
umbral willow
i grind the beans with my barefists
I eat them raw...
broken mountain
Only drank from express at one workplace, or in gastronomical places
thin bobcat
Ah, I thought you're making fun of the fact that I called it a machine and it has a different word in English entirely
I have only had coffee from machines till now
The lowest I have gone was a Senseo Coffee Pad Machine
supple lotus
I do a classic pour-over. lotsa work but pays off
snow tree
Ive been doing kettle coffee all my life
"Rozpuszczalna czy parzona?"
"Parzona."
"Cukier? Mleko?"
"Łyżka."
"Bez cukru? Bez mleka?"
"Łyżka wystarczy"
proven tundra
I usually drink instant coffee or Keurig machine
I'm too lazy for anything more
umbral willow
I was laughing because he just said "machine" and I read that as Gabriel from Ultrakill 
snow tree
I either do moka or drip
proven tundra
snow tree
In summer I do cold brews
broken mountain
"Rozpuszczalna czy parzona?"
"Parzona."
"Cukier? Mleko?"
"Łyżka."
"Bez cukru? Be...
Prawdziwi mężczyźni opierdalają łyżkę przy kawie
thin bobcat
I do a classic pour-over. lotsa work but pays off
I either use some sort of AIO Machine which actually makes the coffee grounds from the beans or an actual espresso machine
umbral willow
In summer I do cold brews
I just make iced coffees with Lidl instant coffee powder and some vanilla ice cream
chrome ginkgo
chrome ginkgo
Courier beacon is the best
supple lotus
For which you need to grind the beans up front with a separate grinder
yeah, I am currently looking for a new grinder. but the ones I want are like 500 bucks
broken mountain
The lowest I have gone was a Senseo Coffee Pad Machine
My lowest was campfire coffee from grounds
thin bobcat
That Espresso machine does not get a lot of usage tho, only when guests are over, I am way too lazy to wait until it heats up
Then get the pressure to 15 bar perfectly
supple lotus
yeup
real aspen
coffee machines are expensive for no reason, both espresso and pod ones, and manual presses arent much cheaper either. aeropress is your best bet
broken mountain
I gotta see what prices do expresses have
chrome ginkgo
Same man, same
broken mountain
Maybe I can get myself one
chrome ginkgo
This weather sucks!
thin bobcat
I gotta see what prices do expresses have
You mean Espresso Machines?
real aspen
good ones start around 1k usd
thin bobcat
There's good ones for cheap
supple lotus
i learned to enjoy the 5 minute process of pour-over. Do i have to get up a lil earlier? sure.
thin bobcat
Like DeLonghi creates small ones for coffee grounds, they are pretty good
supple lotus
a pro espresso machine is 5k and up
thin bobcat
boil water
It's not the boiling process, it's the pressure it creates
chrome ginkgo
Oh shit the Gauss I was looking for 
supple lotus
30k even
broken mountain
You mean Espresso Machines?
Nah, I am not into espresso much
thin bobcat
And the fact that it perfectly holds that pressure
real aspen
It's not the boiling process, it's the pressure it creates
talking about pour-over
broken mountain
Also do you guys call it a coffee express or a coffee machine?
thin bobcat
I have tried that as well
broken mountain
Cause my brain is fried from polish
supple lotus
Also do you guys call it a coffee express or a coffee machine?
depends
real aspen
fuck is a coffee express
oak magnet
Also do you guys call it a coffee express or a coffee machine?
machine
or an espresso machine if it makes espresso
real aspen
it's a machine that brews coffee, it's coffee machine
little depot
is the coffeer
supple lotus
thin bobcat
a pro espresso machine is 5k and up
There is no limit for the high end
broken mountain
600 euro for this type of shit
thin bobcat
But a lot of it is just straight up hipster scams
supple lotus
all-in-one machine
oak magnet
600 euro for this type of shit
its an automatic one though, does literally everything
oak magnet
if you want to learn how to make ur own latte barista style then get a simpler one
thin bobcat
Like not scams by hipsters but for them, that machine will have 15 functionalities, of which they will use exactly 2 lmao
oak magnet
this one just means you dont need to grind beans, steam milk, etc
supple lotus
time for lunch - burgur day
oak magnet
Like not scams by hipsters but for them, that machine will have 15 functionaliti...
id prefer just a simple espresso machine with steaming function, but i rarely drink latte anyway
thin bobcat
But this one is pretty good for the price
sick trail
600 euro for this type of shit
There's plenty of expensive espresso machines, but like
Nobody's forcing ya
thin bobcat
DELONGHI Dedica Style
broken mountain
time for lunch - burgur day
you made me hungry now
oak magnet
But this one is pretty good for the price
delongi is good shit
proven tundra
I just use this piece of crap lol
oak magnet
my ass needs to try decaf espresso
thin bobcat
Just not very beginner friendly, if you pack the little holder for the grounds too tight, it'll not pour properly, if you don't pack it tight enough, it'll just be water that tastes a bit like coffee
oak magnet
Round 200 euro
for a solid durable machine
thin bobcat
You need a good ratio
oak magnet
less parts means less maintenence
sick trail
Don't look up the price on this
2 dollar and a double mint
chrome ginkgo
The Dinamica is about 1200 euros
broken mountain
for a solid durable machine
They said the jar is durable too, look what happened
chrome ginkgo
I got it on sale for $1200
broken mountain
sick trail
They said the jar is durable too, look what happened
Wot
chrome ginkgo
They said the jar is durable too, look what happened
Sounds like they LIED
light monolith
Ngl the price is worth it for these guys. Only thing you need to worry abt is having the space for it.
broken mountain
Assholes
glad parrot
I got it on sale for $1200
That's a SALE?
broken mountain
chrome ginkgo
Ngl the price is worth it for these guys. Only thing you need to worry abt is ha...
Yeah it's a little chunky, but it'll outlive me
sick trail
Coffee jar
chrome ginkgo
That's a SALE?
yes
sick trail
Overnight oats type coffee
light monolith
Yeah it's a little chunky, but it'll outlive me
I got a dual one. Brought it a week after I got certified as a barista.
Which surprisingly only took a week as well to do.
chrome ginkgo
These machines do not come cheap
little depot
1500 isnt even that bad
real aspen
tiny little drinks
chrome ginkgo
Well yeah the point is it adds the kick
light monolith
I got mine for around $3K or so
real aspen
that i can end up inhaling in 2 seconds
chrome ginkgo
You use it to make something like a latte actually caffeinate you
real aspen
i want my coffee to take a while to drink
snow tree
Melitta or Nivona
supple lotus
I got mine for around $3K or so
I might take a course next year too. plenty to improve
thin bobcat
I've tried several companies already, DeLonghi, Jura, Melitta, Nivona
light monolith
i want my coffee to take a while to drink <:KekSkew:1146905259810234368>
Travel coffee cups. Extra large.
chrome ginkgo
I got a dual one. Brought it a week after I got certified as a barista.
These machines are works of art
thin bobcat
The easiest to maintain is Melitta machines, the best coffee I had till now was from Nivona machines
real aspen
i dont drink outside
chrome ginkgo
I will never get starbies again
little depot
drink slower :>
thin bobcat
Like from AIO Machines
light monolith
I might take a course next year too. plenty to improve
I've never actually used what I've learnt outside of making stuff at home lmfao.
snow tree
The easiest to maintain is Melitta machines, the best coffee I had till now was ...
Same sentiment, tho I really enjoy Melitta I have now
thin bobcat
Same sentiment, tho I really enjoy Melitta I have now
It's easy to disassemble and clean, can't really get any better than Melitta
snow tree
But I don't go for AIOs, just basic with maybe lance for milk
thin bobcat
You can literally take out the entire thing
sick trail
All we've got is a Nespresso knockoff
thin bobcat
But I would never use it for foaming up milk
snow tree
Good thing I drink black
light monolith
Mines industrial grade can't remember what the company is
real aspen
to replace shitty plastic one
thin bobcat
I have not seen a single one till now that is easy to clean
thin bobcat
Maybe the short process, just having it suck up water instead but that is not the cleaning process
chrome ginkgo
I wish I could drink black coffee
light monolith
I have not seen a single one till now that is easy to clean
None of them are easy to clean.
snow tree
There isn't really, just go for lance, takes a bit practice but much much better
chrome ginkgo
but coffee is a vehicle for dessert to me
chrome ginkgo
The only time I finished black coffee was working a band festival in highschool and I was dying
real aspen
stop drinking
but i'll die
thin bobcat
The cleaning process requires you to literally do a chemical cleaning process each time after use, they literally say that in their manuals (which no one reads)
oak magnet
They said the jar is durable too, look what happened
what jar
blazing maple
so this challenge is bugged and isn't giving me any progress
chrome ginkgo
The cleaning process requires you to literally do a chemical cleaning process ea...
Yeah cleaning these is no joke
blazing maple
sweet
chrome ginkgo
Not if you want to properly clean it
And if you don't properly clean it it will fail on you
light monolith
so this challenge is bugged and isn't giving me any progress
Not bugged.
sick trail
but coffee is a vehicle for dessert to me
5 pumps espresso 3 pumps pumpkin spice 14 pumps ice cream 2 pumps cream
chrome ginkgo
Way earlier than it should
oak magnet
The cleaning process requires you to literally do a chemical cleaning process ea...
yeah, backflushing with tablets
chrome ginkgo
5 pumps espresso 3 pumps pumpkin spice 14 pumps ice cream 2 pumps cream
You're goddamn right
oak magnet
i would have done it with the machine at my workplace
thin bobcat
And if you don't properly clean it it will fail on you
It'll not just fail on you, it'll literally become a health hazard to drink milk from
blazing maple
Not bugged.
straight up don't work
chrome ginkgo
I want my coffee to cover half my daily caloric intake
chrome ginkgo
It'll not just fail on you, it'll literally become a health hazard to drink milk...
Truuuuuuuuuue
light monolith
It does it's just very weird.
blazing maple
I hit like 5 helis
light monolith
that's the issue.
oak magnet
I want my coffee to cover half my daily caloric intake
im both happy and sad i cant drink coffee on my meds
broken mountain
light monolith
Hit jets.
sick trail
Coffee jar
Show us the coffee jar
thin bobcat
I prefer either just pouring a shot of milk into a black coffee or just a normal black coffee
oak magnet
will try decaf someday
chrome ginkgo
I'm something of an artist myself
sick trail
broken mountain
Show us the coffee jar
It broke
oak magnet
I prefer either just pouring a shot of milk into a black coffee or just a normal...
what about a cortado?
light monolith
Also for the second bit ethier use gepard or have a friend on recon laze jets.
sick trail
I'm something of an artist myself
When the barista likes you
chrome ginkgo
thin bobcat
But the worst coffee I have every tasted till now was a filter coffee, that straight up tastes like someone chewed up dirt and spit it into a cup
oak magnet
But the worst coffee I have every tasted till now was a filter coffee, that stra...
same
oak magnet
and americano
light monolith
I did that too!
What launcher you using.
oak magnet
why yes i do want my coffee to BURN ME
blazing maple
and I was focusing the painted targets
blazing maple
What launcher you using.
the first lock on launcher you get
oak magnet
filter coffee and americano are slop
broken mountain
Give us a recipe or product page
there was a guy that made it with a single jar, google "1 Man 1 Jar"
light monolith
Cause it should work.
sick trail
there was a guy that made it with a single jar, google "1 Man 1 Jar"
Neat, so you had nothing to add after all
sick trail
No, sell
real aspen
sell the way
blazing maple
If so weird.
a solid 50% of the challenges in this game are bugged to not work at all atm
thin bobcat
what about a cortado?
I just add a shot of milk mostly, doing a half and half just takes away from the coffee taste
real aspen
what the fuck is chat about
chrome ginkgo
one shot later and the commando lost half its components
light monolith
a solid 50% of the challenges in this game are bugged to not work at all atm
I got like 70% of the challenges done rn.
real aspen
im seriously confused as im reading
sick trail
what the fuck is chat about
Espresso machines
chrome ginkgo
Also I fucking missed
real aspen
brain not braining
sick trail
Probably
oak magnet
I just add a shot of milk mostly, doing a half and half just takes away from the...
i see
thin bobcat
I don't buy the cheapest coffee beans I can find in any store, I usually try to stick to espresso beans by brands I bought in the past
light monolith
Will CS2 knife prices go back up?
No
thin bobcat
That's why I want to also kinda taste the coffee lmao
sick trail
Trade-up knives will be tradable in 5 days
chrome ginkgo
glad parrot
I don't buy the cheapest coffee beans I can find in any store, I usually try to ...
Tchibo?
oak magnet
i did this thing where i had 2 shots of espresso, shot of milk and 1 sugar
broken mountain
Probably
I could buy 100 of them, sell them when shit goes normal and then buy 70 steamdecks and sell them
oak magnet
was pretty good
light monolith
Gabe spoke to me in a dream he said he will tank CS2 market again
sick trail
I could buy 100 of them, sell them when shit goes normal and then buy 70 steamde...
Go on
oak magnet
lavazza always was too bitter for me
chrome ginkgo
AW YEAH BABY NO MORE SHOTGUNS
