╟❓general-offtopic

[opal star]

For humans. You're going to die of blood pressure loss in probably 10-40 minutes.

[static axle]

I mean even the knee?

[sour rivet]

have you tried killing him

[real aspen]

consider the humble pipebomb

[sour rivet]

or just get better material smh

[timber oxide]

Holy shit it's the aliens

[blazing maple]

i don't want to kill mbo

[static axle]

I do like that my 1st crossbow kill was a moose and direct heart shot. Dropped like a sack of potatoes and it was like 40-50m

[real aspen]

eat them

[sour rivet]

do it coward

prove your worth

[static axle]

Ever since been carrying a bow

[blazing maple]

ufo conspiracists after seeing a frisbee fly in their neighbours yard:

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

I'm immune to pipebombs
I don't have a mailbox

[sour rivet]

do you have a window

[blazing maple]

mbo lives off the grid

and drinks rainwater

and eats raw bear

[static axle]

He in brazil, brazil isnt real

[real aspen]

same

[static axle]

Brazil gate is just finland gate 2.0

Its a void, goverment scam

[real aspen]

i dont think i know any residence around here that has a mailbox

[static axle]

Non rendered chunks

[opal star]

@quiet abyss Let's say for bows, when you shoot a deer in one lung, that deer can still produce oxygen. Just one of it's lungs collapses and they'll typically die off in like 4-12 hours. With double lung shots they'll die in less than an hour.

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

i love swimming out in the water without a diving suit

[smoky mist]

We allowed to talk about stalcraft in here?

[static axle]

Ye

[sour rivet]

NO YOU WILL DIE RAAAH

[smoky mist]

Stalcraft so peak

[opal star]

With rifles, it's a little more complicated. Deer just die off quicker or even drop in their tracks from the energy and cavitation.

[copper vapor]

delusional

[static axle]

@opal star ill try to play some classic next week, if not then week after that if i have 5 day weekend

[sour rivet]

peak in wasting your time

[opal star]

It is satisfying at first, i will give it that.

[oak magnet]

its always so facinating

to know that sheer energy from bullets does shit

and that artillery shells are big to the point of exploding on impact from the energy

[real aspen]

the humble explosive filler

[timber oxide]

They ran away

[opal star]

I've shot deer over a thousand yards and they still drop in their tracks. Got to love bullets.

[smoky mist]

It was peak back in 2022

[real aspen]

cowards all

[oak magnet]

energy man

[blazing maple]

I hear deer are particuarly weak to a semi-truck

[sour rivet]

one of these is not like the other

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/asgore-undertale-deltarune-gif-8006577193793263180

[thick plover]

INFINITE CS2 CASE DOUBLOONS

[opal star]

So are roo's. I have a video of a roo getting shredded by a semi in australia.

[oak magnet]

nvm i just learned how artillery works

[smoky mist]

What is that game

[oak magnet]

wonder if any of my CS shit is valuable now

[static axle]

I mean cant even heart shot ones sprint for few meters before the oxygenated blood runs out

[thick plover]

[rocky turtle]

why i cant loot his melta gun

[thick plover]

sir

the market went from 6 billion to 3 billion and just started recovering

[quiet abyss]

liar

[blazing maple]

melted

[thick plover]

for some reason only cases are worth right now

[quiet abyss]

that shit so ass

[rocky turtle]

bob

[real aspen]

what

are you saying

[sour rivet]

there is no bob

[real aspen]

there was a 6 billion dollar market just on cs cases/skins?

[thick plover]

yes

[opal star]

With bows, heart shots just lead to massive blood loss and are often paired with the lungs getting hit too.

[real aspen]

[static axle]

Did you make any moneys

[thick plover]

no for that you would need to not be broke in the first place

[static axle]

[opal star]

Sometimes they can drop but they're going to wriggle for a bit, but most of the time they're going to buck and run off and die within an hour and a lot of the times way less.

[static axle]

Did you see someone at valve traded some skins right before the update

Gotta love insider trading

[opal star]

It's basically an immediate recovery.

[thick plover]

no way

[opal star]

Woth?

[thick plover]

yur

i think it was that

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-soprano-reaction-gif-9998282

[oak magnet]

lmao all my shit skins are more valuable how

i have some skins that could sell for £1

[static axle]

i mean it makes sense since its more of a cut wound. And since bullets carry way more energy makes sense it destroys organs and they just drop dead easier

[oak magnet]

could sell all my shit and buy a cheap game or wtv

[blazing maple]

cause they can be traded up to knife tier

pretty much knives and gloves dropped but everything else rose

[sour rivet]

I GOTTA REWIRE THE FUCKIN BEACON STATION

[oak magnet]

i see

[thick plover]

❌

[blazing maple]

mmmn bacon station...

[thick plover]

shit knives and gloves

[blazing maple]

bogdan

[thick plover]

the things with good patterns and floats are still worth a gajillion

[blazing maple]

bacon station mmmn

[oak magnet]

i want bacon

[blazing maple]

yeah aparantly you can get 1000 float or pattern or whatever

[oak magnet]

burger

[blazing maple]

before 999 was the limit

[sour rivet]

ok is done

[smoky mist]

Can't be lying if I wasted 2k hours of my life playing that

[oak magnet]

im gonna make a luther burger sometime soon

[opal star]

It's why high shoulder shots are so deadly on deer with rifles, it's literally an off switch due to how many nerves are bundled in there.

[quiet abyss]

you are

thats the point

stalcraft is a WASTE

[quiet abyss]

i wasted 120 hours

and i will never get them back

that game is a mindless grind

[static axle]

Oh yeah, inventory full

[blazing maple]

hugging the laser to stay warm

[quiet abyss]

it takes too fucking LONG to get things

its lame

[opal star]

Plus you're breaking bone and hitting the lungs.

[sour rivet]

cold water

[blazing maple]

rate my csgo inventory

[sour rivet]

halo

why is halo in there

[oak magnet]

OH I HAVE FOUND MY MEPHISTOLPHOLES

[rocky turtle]

[oak magnet]

NO LONGER SHALL THEY MESSAGE

[static axle]

I think those tradeup to butterfly emerald or something? 90k value after update. Tradeable after update how convienently timed

[blazing maple]

wow even my two white guns are worth 30c

[thick plover]

its peam

[rocky turtle]

bro is just hanging out with boys

[blazing maple]

I should open cs2 crates

[blazing maple]

but i have none

[sour rivet]

open your many tf2 crates

[thick plover]

yorp

[blazing maple]

dude they're worth nothing

opening them is a net loss

[thick plover]

you saw doges shit p90 skin

went from 1 dolla 30

to 100 dollar

[sour rivet]

wah

wah

[blazing maple]

chat gimme your cs2 crates

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry

[blazing maple]

i'll open like 20$ worth

and get rich quick

[opal star]

Bird, you've found an opportunistic source of income.

[oblique belfry]

a

[opal star]

Your new job.

Or first.

[sour rivet]

if you tel;l me to play cs2 to get money im killing you and then myself

[green granite]

huh

Girls Und Panzer

[oblique belfry]

pl

[oblique belfry]

ok

[sour rivet]

collect my abyssal ore

[blazing maple]

doge give me your crates

I'm hungry

[sour rivet]

golden ratio

[blazing maple]

i'm sooo hungry

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/dhs-homeland-security-code3-emergency-gif-9097170373979535039

[sour rivet]

how hungry...

[blazing maple]

FIBONACCI

[bitter spire]

At work hanging up the phone on customers 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[green granite]

there is no way Sam would be balling

[sour rivet]

im killing myself

[blazing maple]

my first day as a suicide hotline operator:

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/davy-jones-do-you-fear-death-pirates-of-the-caribean-dead-mans-chest-gif-20007637

[sour rivet]

[bitter spire]

At work acting like the line got disconnected

[sour rivet]

i fear whats after

[static axle]

Such a good character

[opal star]

It's like the time before you were born.

[sour rivet]

i was in a war

[opal star]

Or when you were under anesthesia.

[opal star]

Absolutely.

[static axle]

Or sleep

Damn

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple where the fuck do i put this

[static axle]

No wonder some people just sleep

Such an escape

[opal star]

With sleep you kind of know you're sleeping, sure there's a sense of time loss but it's not like anesthesia.

[static axle]

True dat

[opal star]

You really can't remember shit during your anesthesia trip after a surgery, it's basically instant. Almost like a switch.

Very peaceful imo.

[blazing maple]

yummers

[static axle]

I wish someone would put me down. Fuck this headache

[blazing maple]

what

[sour rivet]

you just now noticing the cards

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-cry-sad-gun-aim-gif-16220733

[obsidian sun]

dawg my teeth has been aching for 3 days now

[blazing maple]

yeag

[obsidian sun]

i wish someone would punch me so hard it pops off

[sour rivet]

smh

[static axle]

Fucking hate that

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-metal-gear-metal-gear-rising-out-senator-armstrong-out-gif-23706021

[opal star]

Where's that porn addict dentist?

Oh wait, he's muted. Lol.

[static axle]

That under tooth pain

[obsidian sun]

tooth pain is imo the worst pain

[bitter spire]

You think that’s funny?

[obsidian sun]

i can sleep through a headache
last night was miserable as it got worse when i tried sleeping

[sour rivet]

yes

[bitter spire]

The fuck is wrong with you?

[static axle]

That shitty frontal lobe, inch above the eye wannabe migrain

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-soprano-reaction-gif-9998282

[static axle]

I mean he posted some Gore or some shit idk

[static axle]

So its kinda funny

[bitter spire]

Someone came in here thinking this was a safe space and decided to be VULNERABLE, and you think them getting is funny

[opal star]

LOL.

[sour rivet]

"We shit talk people here, sir."

[static axle]

Like the grey name coming in with n words

That was funny too

[sour rivet]

i killed him

i summoned the green man

[static axle]

No it was me

[sour rivet]

we killed him

we summoned the green man

[rocky turtle]

damn prologue is crazy

[static axle]

[opal star]

Goro hopped on the tylenol.

Jesus.

[sour rivet]

fuck

it gettin scary now

[static axle]

That grey name is the reason why mbo couldnt post yt link

Cause it had n 1 g in the link

[obsidian sun]

what grey name

[sour rivet]

a night or 2 ago

[static axle]

And i find that fucking hilarious

[obsidian sun]

that was the dentist guy not mbo

[sour rivet]

came in when chat was dead and started saying the n word

[obsidian sun]

wait so that's why they were censored

[sour rivet]

prolly

[obsidian sun]

wtf my entire conspiracy is in shambles now

[sour rivet]

sorry

[static axle]

This one

[obsidian sun]

oh now it makes sense

[opal star]

[obsidian sun]

the dentist dude posted a link with g 3 r that got censored
and mbo with n 1 g

[runic condor]

Also why did that weird fuck get muted?

The john stalker

[sour rivet]

he did?

thank fuck

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/meonly-gif-19710542

[opal star]

Posted something about popping a cyst in a dude's mouth.

[copper vapor]

he did? when? we should celebrate

[opal star]

😬

[proven tundra]

this morning

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/mabel-pines-gravity-falls-death-disney-gif-16427007

[sour rivet]

why did i get deja vu

[static axle]

The puzzles finally fit
Mona was right.
It was just pure dumbness

[sour rivet]

didnt someone do that before

[uneven sapphire]

[obsidian sun]

DO NOT LOOK UP A CYST

[sour rivet]

HA

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/moomin-angry-gif-4985342857433300504

[obsidian sun]

why was there so many vaginas 😭

[static axle]

Moomi

[copper vapor]

glorious

[sour rivet]

dave you fool

[opal star]

Anything with Moomin on it, is like gold in Finland.

[static axle]

Idiotism

[copper vapor]

hm I can't find xelA's message about his mute

[obsidian sun]

it was redacted

[sour rivet]

anyway i put more hours into outer worlds 2

dunno what to make of it

[proven tundra]

how'd it go

[sour rivet]

its def an improvement over the first one

but like

[static axle]

I can tho @copper vapor

[obsidian sun]

there it is

[sour rivet]

i havent had much meaningful choices to make

[static axle]

Im the all knowing

[copper vapor]

weird. I searched for from:xelA and "muted" and didn't find it

[static axle]

Mainly cause i responded to skom with a "yippee"

[sour rivet]

i dont know if itts just the first area but the game is so fucking ugly

[obsidian sun]

same

[sour rivet]

it feels like theres some graphics missing

[obsidian sun]

i used the id

[sour rivet]

im still gonn play more

but so far this dont feel like a $70 game

shit it was gonna be $80 dolla

[static axle]

What you playing

[copper vapor]

outer worlds 2

[sour rivet]

earlier

scroll up

[obsidian sun]

from what i've heard so far it's an improvement over the first game

[sour rivet]

for now i baro trauma

[sour rivet]

yeah

but the thing is with the first game imo is that it felt more like a prototype

[obsidian sun]

i tried avowed too and it didn't feel like a 70$ game to me too

[static axle]

So this time speedrun is 24mins and not 12?

[sour rivet]

the combat is

ok

[static axle]

I tried it with gpass. Such idk boring game for me

[sour rivet]

i met like 2 npcs that interested me so far

[obsidian sun]

it was fine
never finished it tho

i see the flaws but i don't get the hate

[marsh cargo]

its a perfect example of a OK game

[static axle]

Imma be real and say bl4 is more 70 buck game than avo or ow2

[static axle]

[obsidian sun]

idk bl4 feels like a pussy game

[sour rivet]

the voice acting is good

could be a me thing but the writing is ehhhhh

[static axle]

Its ass, they even removed crit knife

[carmine laurel]

avowed got 2 full playthroughs from me, where most new releases cant keep me for a full one

[obsidian sun]

not about good or bad

[sour rivet]

for a obsidian game i expected more in the story tbh

[obsidian sun]

it feels like they just did "safe" design choices too much

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brick-fast-brick-throw-dead-af-gif-18208531324542038920

[sour rivet]

again just left the first region so maybe itll pick up

hopefully

[static axle]

[obsidian sun]

and straight up made the game for destiny fans rather than borderlands fan

i still fucking hate the destiny bait in that game

[carmine laurel]

[sour rivet]

HOWEVER

[marsh cargo]

elo shyion

[sour rivet]

this shit is better than bloodlines 2

[static axle]

I mean it is destiny in disguise

[sour rivet]

but thats not sayin much

[carmine laurel]

hello

[obsidian sun]

no retard it came first

and destiny is cock and balls

why be a pussy

[static axle]

[obsidian sun]

at least 3 stuck somewhat to the visuals of borderlands

like even jakob guns don't look the same
they hardly have any wood

"erm please destiny players come play our game that defined the genre and made the game you play possible"

[static axle]

Its a cell shaded d2 clone but i rather spend 70 on it than outer worlds 2

[opal star]

Koiravaljakkoajelua!

[static axle]

Mainly cause idk. Outer worlds 1 was ass imo but thats my opinion and my money

[obsidian sun]

i even read that the wildcard system was ripped straight from destiny
like cmon man

[opal star]

Need to paint moomin on one of my sleds.

[sour rivet]

it kinda was if im frank

[static axle]

Doggies

[sour rivet]

not really memorable

[obsidian sun]

ok crashout over

[sour rivet]

crashin start

[obsidian sun]

fuck you randy i hope you get decapitated

in that same toilet

[static axle]

It probably was. Ngl i just played story. Used buggy guns. Had fun and now that i only have side missions left, unplayed it shall remain

Farmed bosses, etc

[obsidian sun]

i'll play it once it's free but still

[sour rivet]

free as in or free as in poppin into epic store

[obsidian sun]

both options

[static axle]

Like bl4 isnt a 70€ game but its more 70€ game than avowed or outer worlds in my opinion, and my opinion is mine.

[sour rivet]

one of those will never happen

denuvo

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-soprano-the-sopranos-yeah-i-can-see-that-james-gandolfini-aj-soprano-gif-15112046947725411838

[static axle]

Like even bf6 isnt worth 70. Even tho fun

[obsidian sun]

bl3 also had it

removed after 18 months

[sour rivet]

yeah but denuvo gets more and more difficult to crack

and we dont have anyone really doin it rn

empress is fucking insane

[obsidian sun]

this is on purpose to push you towards subscriptions

[static axle]

Imo no game is worth 70 nowadays, fucking half coded bullshit ue5 showcases

[sour rivet]

YES

[copper vapor]

I probably woulda bought bf6 if it were 60
definitely woulda bought if it were 50

[obsidian sun]

i meant as in denuvo was removed

[opal star]

Well we can always just manipulate the MF who's cracking football games.

[obsidian sun]

like from the game period not cracked

[sour rivet]

ooohhhh

my b

thought 3 still had it

[static axle]

Too bad i wont buy them, i aint wasting 30 on gp. I rather buy that 40 buck game at that point

[obsidian sun]

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 2000 OF FOOTBALL MANAGER 2017

[opal star]

Madden every day.

[static axle]

i only bought it cause phanton was 15 bucks after steam creds

Normal would have been free

[obsidian sun]

im refering to a meme in v about football manager 2017 not being cracked

[obsidian sun]

yea and look what they're starting to do with gamepass

[opal star]

Didn't all the manager games get cracked?

Just like the f1 manager games.

[obsidian sun]

yea but it took a while

[static axle]

Shit games for cheap, slightly shittier for more money. Day 1 access for shit games for high price

Watch the stock drop

[opal star]

Eh, they fucking suck anyway. Lol.

NHL games these days are the only ones worth buying for $20.

[obsidian sun]

i remember my dumbass trying one when i was like 8
i thought it was fifa at first

only to be greeted with menus

[copper vapor]

and games at release are all buggy shits anyway might as well wait a month or two

[static axle]

Like i get gamepass if you own a xbox, and just randomly play games. Its a good deal for you them. Just like netflix is if you just watch random shit

[obsidian sun]

yea but they're pushing for it as the norm

hence the constant price increases

[opal star]

Now known as FC.

Lol what a shit show of a franchise.

[obsidian sun]

we went from 60-70 and 70-80 real quick

[sour rivet]

nearing the great sea

[static axle]

Randy richcock "borderlands 4 wont get sales anytime soon" 30 days and -20% guess bullying buyers didnt sell

[static axle]

Inflation plays apart but most is just greed

Overblown budgets

[opal star]

How much was hogwarts legacy at launch?

[obsidian sun]

inflation is what they try to justify

look at profit margins

[opal star]

I remember paying $70 bucks for that fucking game on launch.

[obsidian sun]

games industry makes more than music and movies combined

[opal star]

The voices still sound robotic to this day.

[sour rivet]

this needs to be studied

[static axle]

[sour rivet]

COMPUTER! search up game inflation

[obsidian sun]

it's rule34 of economy

[sour rivet]

i have a good feeling about this

[obsidian sun]

look up r34 inflation

[static axle]

Also pay for stuff i wont mention

[sour rivet]

the pornography has already breached our defenses

[pure compass]

is that what's happening to the algerian dinar?

[glad parrot]

It's so over..

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/dread-gif-9297534368979050018

[timber oxide]

What, are you telling me that you don't just swim around in circles forever and then get bored with the run after two days?

[sour rivet]

no

[timber oxide]

Lame

[sour rivet]

weak

[obsidian sun]

i never played this game and i can feel this holy shit

[static axle]

And optimization went down when prices went up

[opal star]

[static axle]

[obsidian sun]

optimization is cause people keep buying

[timber oxide]

Oh yeah? Go fight the endworm

[sour rivet]

ok

[static axle]

Did you buy glocks or something

[sour rivet]

i already killed 2 abyss creatures

[obsidian sun]

why polish something and waste resources if it gets bought

[opal star]

1 rifle to rule them all, still hasn't arrived. Lol.

[timber oxide]

If even one crew member dies I won't draw you pregnant

[pure compass]

Were you invested in csgo knives?

[static axle]

Just frame gen and dlss bro

[opal star]

I spent a bit too much last week.

[timber oxide]

Hell, if anyone even get's slightly injured

[opal star]

Glock had everyone shitting their pants too.

[glad parrot]

...WHAT

[timber oxide]

If they sneeze

[sour rivet]

cough

[static axle]

Like that will be a problem for you

[timber oxide]

Or cough

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-gates-gif-20356186

[timber oxide]

If there's more than 0.000001% husk on board of your vessel

[pure compass]

I have actually killed a (stuck) endworm with a boarding axe

[opal star]

Yeah, we're back to baseline.

[glad parrot]

If the submarine docks at ONE separatist outpost...

[sour rivet]

you ever kill a endworm with a toy hammer?

[timber oxide]

If the submarine docks at all

[sour rivet]

praise the 1%

[opal star]

Lord no.

[glad parrot]

If you're IN the submarine

[pure compass]

I didnt do it when that patch was live

[timber oxide]

If, even for one frame, some water appears inside the hull

[obsidian sun]

i still don't understand why would you invest in cs knives

[static axle]

Imma be honest, im lucky enough to be in a spot where i can brute force games to run decent. But i do genuinly feel for doge at time and how the future will be

[pure compass]

The ballasts:

[glad parrot]

If one junction box needs repairing...

[static axle]

[timber oxide]

INCLUDING the ballasts

Just hire more fat asses, they will work

[obsidian sun]

it's getting to the point where you can't even do that

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/DogAdjacent/status/1982542675174969623

Naomi 🐾 (@DogAdjacent)

ran Manaforge Omega on the alpha to test out the new raid frames. I don't think they're quite there yet, but it's a good first step

QRT: MedioAndCoWRA
@DogAdjacent Can't wait to see Bad Apple animated on this

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[sour rivet]

sam is already destroying my sub i cant get more

[glad parrot]

Build yourself some Artie Doolittles

[timber oxide]

Ask Doge to sit in your ballast

[glad parrot]

Pff

[opal star]

My bank of america account, for business. Inventory buys etc. My personal is Amex.

[static axle]

That is true, some games even with all the fancy bs tech just dont run (maybe its resolution) idk

[obsidian sun]

time to die cause the healer got distracted

[sour rivet]

the fatass in question

[pure compass]

"healer"

[timber oxide]

Shoot

Do it

[sour rivet]

no ammo

[pure compass]

do modern warframe players really?

[timber oxide]

Bash the skull

[obsidian sun]

warframe?

[static axle]

I have a blue visa, gold visa and green visa

[sour rivet]

warframe?

[blazing maple]

try it white boy

[sour rivet]

pressure attack pressure attack

[pure compass]

oh this is WoW

[blazing maple]

anyway you see that new star rail character

herobrine

https://fixvx.com/CEOofCastorice/status/1982321119852965913

daily castorice :3 (@CEOofCastorice)

I FOUND THE FULL VERSION WHAT IS THIS

QRT: CEOofCastorice
IS THAT FUCKING HEROBRINE

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[sour rivet]

no

holy shit its him

[timber oxide]

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-pesci-what-the-fuck-wtf-wtf-is-that-what-the-fuck-is-this-gif-24937450

[sour rivet]

get me more morphine FA-

[obsidian sun]

fartanité consequenci 19884

[left mantle]

We found them guys

[pure compass]

Warframe star rail?

[runic condor]

Uhm

[obsidian sun]

🤨

[blazing maple]

No this is genshin Warpact

Genframe Warpact

[opal star]

Visa is decent. Had them for a while.

[sour rivet]

dreadful

[static axle]

Im a working man, its the best i can get

[pure compass]

The mihoyo games all mix together

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

i accidently rammed into a watcher

[copper vapor]

fug

[opal star]

But Amex, if you can get in is really good.

[pure compass]

There goes the outer hull

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-black-child-exorcist-savun-gif-2886110114740383915

[opal star]

Decent rewards and all.

[sour rivet]

false

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/goodnight-sleep-goodnight-meme-goodnight-bro-minecraft-gif-21455562

[pure compass]

Amex or Chase travel?

[opal star]

I've also got truist but they've been kind of shit recently.

[static axle]

Lemme apply surely they'll give me one

[flat violet]

Got yourself a gun

[oblique belfry]

gabagool

[opal star]

Come over and i'll get you a black Amex in no time. You just need to spend $350k in a year, but that should be doable in the carbine emissions industry.

https://tenor.com/view/money-cash-mr-burns-throw-gif-17332040

[static axle]

Spend 350? Shieet that easy

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-hbo-opening-credits-title-logo-gif-22155599

[pure compass]

"carbine emissions"

[opal star]

And a home depot card. Vital in the states.

[static axle]

Its like carbon but we shoot emissions with guns

[static axle]

No costco card?

[left mantle]

God bless america

[static axle]

[glad parrot]

How much more betrayal can Paulie take???

[pure compass]

Is prime more of a sams' club guy?

[opal star]

Don't go no more, used to just chill and grab hot dogs whenever i did go though.

[left mantle]

The day they change the costco hotdog is a dark day indeed

[static axle]

Whats the chain that needs a card to even get in?

[opal star]

Last time i saw a MF sams club was in 2010 in Roanoke VA.

[static axle]

It wasnt costco was it?

[pure compass]

Sams and costco

[opal star]

Yep.

[pure compass]

both need a membership

[static axle]

Ah

I remember shit

Thanks john malecki

And your tool videos

[opal star]

Used to be my favorite vacation.

[hexed stag]

and disposable AR-15s for like two hunnit dolla

[static axle]

Buy hotdog get ar-15 free

https://tenor.com/view/sfm-soldier-tf2-meme-american-gif-24728385

[quiet abyss]

i fucking hate when darktide players act like a "White Knight" of sorts

you know they kill all the enemies in front of you

to try to show off

or something idk

[pure compass]

REALLY?! IN FRONT OF MY FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN?

[runic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/deal-damn-good-deal-good-deal-id-make-that-deal-gif-27676387

[static axle]

@opal star even tho i make fun of murica, i still wanna visit one day

[quiet abyss]

inglorious basterds? in this economy?

[static axle]

Go to lousiana or something have me some food

[quiet abyss]

peak

[runic condor]

Ayy mr boss

[pure compass]

god I wish

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/war-dogs-war-dogs-movie-ha-haha-gif-5706517

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/gorlami-inglorious-basterds-brad-pitt-smile-throats-gif-17544755

[bitter spire]

I need you to ravage me

Simply put

[opal star]

Wut?

[pure compass]

I just want them to drop one of the drinks but instead I get 2 drinks and 2 hotdogs

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/correcto-inglorious-bastards-basterds-si-gif-15487345

[hexed stag]

YOOO wrong chat, buddy!!

[bitter spire]

Did I stutter Swedish man?

[runic condor]

Oof

[pure compass]

He wants you to poach on his land, duh

[opal star]

LMAO.

[runic condor]

Get your flags right first lmao

[pure compass]

and maybe steal the berries from his shrubs

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/hmusicruof4-rowley-diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-rodrick-rules-gif-26773802

[static axle]

Eat some of that southern scrub and texas for some bbq from some massive guy named bob

[copper vapor]

can we get rid of him next

[static axle]

Or john

[bitter spire]

I need you to calm down

I’m just saying hello

[pure compass]

It's "Bubba"

[static axle]

Or billy bob

[bitter spire]

It’s called a warm welcome

[left mantle]

Just make sure you get plenty of time set aside for those kind of plans

[static axle]

Bubba is for south and shrimp

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-bubbagump-forrestgump-gif-5794408

[static axle]

The dessert is chiraq and death

[opal star]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy5wnwuIZ2M

[static axle]

[static axle]

Damn it im hungry

[left mantle]

Yeah that's a week long + trip

[static axle]

Eating for a week? Man im fine with death

[left mantle]

Hell, Orleans to Dallas is like 7 hours straight drivin IIRC

[upbeat verge]

@static axle @opal star @left mantle @pure compass @copper vapor @runic condor @hexed stag @frozen void @cunning reef @oblique belfry @pale osprey @strong wing @turbid shuttle @tulip arch

[opal star]

Depends on the interstate, it's rough.

[upbeat verge]

@rocky turtle

[copper vapor]

oh no

[upbeat verge]

nearly forgot

[copper vapor]

it's happening again

[oblique belfry]

gea

[rocky turtle]

which planet is better to do first?

[static axle]

7 minus a week is many days of eating

[opal star]

Ohio to Washington state in a semi is like a 10 day trip.

[pure compass]

isnt scarjo married

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/clams-gif-15092818138349005531

[sour rivet]

ballast flora my BEHATED

[pale osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/nicki-minaj-blow-kiss-blinks-blinking-eyelashes-gif-13055924

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-me-on-my-hot-mouth-gif-5248098706142623700

[copper vapor]

bro taggin ppl I never even seen before

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-its-as-shrimple-as-that-not-so-shrimple-elden-ring-elden-ring-meme-gif-26027466

[left mantle]

Then dallas to chicago (As prime said depending on route) is like 14.5 hours of driving

[bitter spire]

I dare you to @ e

[pure compass]

just use the cutter on the ballast

[bitter spire]

No balls

[static axle]

Thats like 6.5 days of eating

[upbeat verge]

its disabled retard

[left mantle]

If you're okay with driving for 14 hours straight for some reason

[bitter spire]

So then do it

[sour rivet]

i also need to worry about the robots on board, the threshers and spinelings attacking me, hopinh we dont fall into the abyss.

[opal star]

And an unending sense of boringness that comes with it. Most interesting thing you'll see is... Cattle.

[bitter spire]

Fraidy pants

[static axle]

Damn, im fine with death after that, cause i dont wanna wait for the cholesterol

I mean split the driving ofc

[pure compass]

do it in the docks

[sour rivet]

idot

[opal star]

I-90 is one of the best though. A gorgeous drive from start to finish.

[static axle]

@opal star man if i was rich i would come there and we would have a trip

[left mantle]

Yeah I-90 is pretty good

[static axle]

Come back 50pounds heavier

[opal star]

A lot more than that, lol.

[left mantle]

We wont let your ass leave unfed

[opal star]

[sour rivet]

i wish my chud friend was around

[static axle]

I mean prime would probably just kidnap me

Use me for labor

Building cursed gun

Have me weld some stuff

[hexed stag]

turn around there though

[opal star]

It's either a trip over the Nevada desert in a chopper with a machine gun or hunting with Llamas in search for elk or mountian lion.

[blazing maple]

rate the board

[opal star]

Maybe even weld underwater, lol.

[left mantle]

Bard/10

[static axle]

I mean hey, still better than normal kidnapping

[oblique belfry]

lagoon

[left mantle]

Also ragewing cannon senna this set?

[sour rivet]

my chud friend on league 😔

[pure compass]

You can use a llama to hunt?

[static axle]

I mean even on par with getting kidnapped by a muscle mommy that buys you monsters

[opal star]

Actually it's a great drive from there on as well.

You'll see plenty of weed farms.

[static axle]

If either of those scenarios happen. Im just fine with life

[opal star]

And oh man the Washington Oregon border is fucking insane.

[pure compass]

Aren't those guarded by armed towers?

[opal star]

Yep.

[left mantle]

You scared to get shot?

[blazing maple]

i got lagoonlem

a goonlem

[static axle]

Can we go to the funny town and laugh at the funny people?

[opal star]

Sure, we can also visit murder point in Alaska.

[static axle]

[left mantle]

Prime planning a multi-month trip at this rate

[vital venture]

yea a trip the country will never forget

[opal star]

If you're up to the task, you can also help out with wildfires.

Just mind the burning deer running at you.

[static axle]

In near future i get a knock on my door. Prime has used his connections in homeland defense to track me down

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/shiinypsyduck/status/1982490719559594212 I hate china

Mer (@shiinypsyduck)

MY GOOOOOOOOOOODDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 26, 2025, 4:53 PM

so much

[sour rivet]

bruh

[green granite]

Your Honor, League

Death

[vital venture]

is that a ai recreation bs or something cause I dont get it

[sour rivet]

its ai

[vital venture]

[blazing maple]

It's the chinese exclusive client neeko tft chibis

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-you-youre-finally-awake-will-smith-men-in-black-mib-flash-skyrim-meme-gif-26198889

[static axle]

Your League, Honor
Life

[blazing maple]

you can only get them in the chinese client

[sour rivet]

wait they aint ai?

[opal star]

Aliens are real.

[sour rivet]

why do they look so off

[static axle]

Wake up in a jet going to America

[left mantle]

tft chibi's always look off

[static axle]

Only chibi i know is autistic

[blazing maple]

no

[static axle]

And yes its that chibi

[blazing maple]

chinese chibi artstyle

[sour rivet]

kinda poopoo

[oblique belfry]

better then unbound bs

ngl

unbounds do not fit tft theme at all

[opal star]

@pure compass

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-chibi-vtuber-derp-vivysmile-gif-11087830637047967468

[oblique belfry]

WHERE IS TAHM KENCH CHIBI

GOLDEN SPATULA HAS THEM AS WELL

aka china tft

BUT NORMAL TFT DOESNT

[static axle]

I dont know who she is, why i see clips in my reels but i know autism

[oblique belfry]

another vtuber that is only popular cuz of clip farming

add it to the list

[sour rivet]

how dare you

lay off my goat

[static axle]

Ah makes sense

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4XXGIwIY4g

dafuq

[static axle]

Insert a joke about fucking goats

[sour rivet]

0/10

[opal star]

Stalking v-tubers is interesting.

[sour rivet]

is this the new joke now

[vital venture]

idk why but I love they made raditz/the boss make frieza noises

[opal star]

Aw yeah.

[static axle]

Naah doges pc is still the best joke

@oblique belfry

[glad parrot]

What the HELL??

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

do i need someone to change for u?

[sour rivet]

nay

[static axle]

Aawww he swinging

Wait wheres the seat

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/tr/view/team-fortress-heavy-spy-heavy-is-dead-heavy-is-ded-gif-16705157

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/paulie-walnuts-paulie-sopranos-paulie-paulie-gualtieri-sopranos-gif-4556947854545189377

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/dokibird-confused-vtuber-nijisanji-hololive-gif-16805891220657949602

[rocky turtle]

when i buy new mersault i gonna put him in there

[oblique belfry]

oh no

samclaymor

[static axle]

why is it in cursed format too

[oblique belfry]

discord doesn't have this gif

so i had to manually search tenor

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/take-your-clothes-off-paulie-sopranos-gif-12259056237205500072

[opal star]

Yikes.

[glad parrot]

That's just a nailgun

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-stare-what-gif-15372112

Cod4 rolls in its grave

[smoky mist]

Rn it is back than it wasn't 2k hours od pain suffering and a lot of fun and adrenaline

[opal star]

No.

[glad parrot]

Why won't you take your clothes off...

[static axle]

No means no good sir

[left mantle]

[static axle]

What is this? Twitch con meet and greet?

[left mantle]

Why do I even look here

[opal star]

Lol.

[vital venture]

Dial a little back

More like anime con

Actually

Might be worse

[static axle]

[static axle]

Not the weird legs

[rocky turtle]

ayo that sexual harassment right there

[opal star]

Depredation.

[glad parrot]

Oh yeah??? Says who

[vital venture]

He just said it?

Dumbo

[static axle]

Droon

[glad parrot]

Shit, you got me..

[rocky turtle]

[static axle]

Dante?

https://tenor.com/view/dmc5-gif-11250878532894858610

[rocky turtle]

FROM DEVIL MAY CRY SERIES

[glad parrot]

Whaaaaat? YOU WERE DANTE ALL ALONG?

https://tenor.com/view/dante-dmc-devil-may-cry-dmc3-dante-dmc-gif-14429534993008741040

[rocky turtle]

https://youtu.be/xti_6Bzpa8A

[vital venture]

Peak

[rocky turtle]

[static axle]

I should finish what i started in july

[rocky turtle]

[vital venture]

Tho as everyone knows the attempted remake of dmc was the best

[rocky turtle]

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-menacingly-spongebob-standing-there-gif-19452999

[forest acorn]

@rocky turtle @static axle

[static axle]

Hola frota

[rocky turtle]

hi frodo

[vital venture]

Wait until it just decides to stare at the camera for 10 mins

[rocky turtle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPKHxbOg19s

[pure compass]

https://tenor.com/view/smt-shin-megami-tensei-smt3-smt-3-shin-megami-tensei-3-gif-17359299618564520250

[static axle]

[glad parrot]

Oh god..

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/our-flag-means-death-ofmd-dont-tease-me-swede-seven-sugars-gif-25940788

[rocky turtle]

u played rogue trader ?

[hexed stag]

They can enter like a 30 min freeze state, no?

[vital venture]

No horror movie will at all scare me compared to short horror in this camera style

[static axle]

Chances of dying by deer are low but not 0 kind of stare too

[pure compass]

The ttrpg or the compooper game? (neither and the gif reference shin megami tensei 3)

[vital venture]

Something eerie about those cameras sometimes

[rocky turtle]

[opal star]

Skinwalker.

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/skinwalker-1v1-local-deer-fight-deer-boxing-gif-24034383

[glad parrot]

Skinwalkers..

I watched a buncha vids on that one night

Spooky!

(i'd fist fight them and die horribly)

[vital venture]

A lot of them are about the one mountainous region im not randomly blanking on I swear

[hexed stag]

Yall get them over in the Deutschland?

[static axle]

Now i just have that one meme where the skin walker tricks that one guy but the guy kinda freaky and its just brainfart

[blazing maple]

everygame there's someone building gnar and making him broken op

[glad parrot]

There's a few myths that get shared and there's like a "recent" story but it's all really

[opal star]

Appalachians?

[blazing maple]

no one can win if they don't have gnar

[glad parrot]

Shady stuff

[vital venture]

That's the one

[rocky turtle]

bro still busted

[vital venture]

People love those myths or etc over there

[opal star]

Yeah you'll shit your pants camping in the deep mountain ranges of WV in pitch black.

[blazing maple]

i mean he comes with jade and shapeshifter while being an attack damage fighter

so you can buil him reaaal bullshit

[glad parrot]

A lotta Skinwalker retelling vids are set in the US

[opal star]

That's one of the eeriest places on the planet.

[hexed stag]

Whats the recent story?

[opal star]

But, it's nothing for me. Lol.

[rocky turtle]

new items are busted af

[blazing maple]

rip mortdog

[vital venture]

Im willing to bet a lot of them are set in Appalachian moutains

[rocky turtle]

i miss it

[vital venture]

Most usually are for whatever reason

[opal star]

@static axle @vital venture

[glad parrot]

Wellll.. it's from a year ago and a lot further South from where I live

[blazing maple]

bullied so hard he had to leave and the first set without him is dogwater

[vital venture]

Im assuming thats u but sound like u had to hype yourself up a bit if it was lol

[static axle]

[rocky turtle]

[glad parrot]

It's about a uhh.. Feldjäger, like army police type of deal, who apparently found abnormally large claw marks on his car after he checked on some fences?

[blazing maple]

doge what trait do i build

[opal star]

Just adjusting callers.

[hexed stag]

you think that's scary... wait till you hear their accents

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/barotrauma-no-tonight-moonlight-gif-1816959626866817430

[glad parrot]

And apparently he felt like he was bein "watched" so I dunno

[vital venture]

Fair enough

[glad parrot]

Sounds like he had some of that good stuff to me~

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/barotrauma-light-skin-who-took-all-the-fentanyl-barotrauma-barotrauma-assistant-barotrauma-fentanyl-gif-25518260

[vital venture]

Truly the scariest thing in the mountains is the people for this reason alone

[sour rivet]

girl he aint even here rn

[hexed stag]

ye kinda spoopy idk

[opal star]

About over a hundred coyotes i killed that night.

[static axle]

Good

[opal star]

MFs were everywhere and you could hear them from miles out.

[vital venture]

Good they ate my friends cat

Fuck coyotes

[static axle]

Fucking overgrown foxes

[vital venture]

[glad parrot]

Yeah well! People make up stories and since I never saw pictures or heard of the guy who witnessed it? Probably just made up

[opal star]

Most coyotes are mixed with domestic dogs as well.

So they're more cunning than they used to be.

[glad parrot]

Coyotes are just angy puppies

[static axle]

This is where @blazing maple takes a screenshot of my comment and posts it with "average furry activity" or something

[opal star]

Quite a bit more than just 'angry'.

[glad parrot]

AGGRESSIVELY ANGY

[vital venture]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-screenshot-jarvis-screenshot-and-crop-out-of-context-crop-cropped-gif-26975564

[static axle]

Arent most skinwalker tales just bobcats yelling

[vital venture]

There is some unique ones but thats usually it ye

[opal star]

That or black bear screams. Those are fucking horrifying at night.

[hexed stag]

It'd be nice to see a pic of those clawmarks...

[glad parrot]

I SAID THAT TOO

But conveniently there's none so

I still call it bullshit

[opal star]

@static axle https://youtu.be/Weoy4SYOxwQ

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-scratching-itchy-funny-animals-gif-11787297

Universal pain

When hit in the nuts

[glad parrot]

Spooky stuff to hear in the middle of the night..

[vital venture]

The best bear is brother bear

[static axle]

Best bear is the e bear

Beer

[copper vapor]

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/plato-platon-filosofo-filosofia-poses-de-musculo-gif-10333188868422410802

[opal star]

[static axle]

He thinking deep

[opal star]

Quickest death they get.

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/no-ai-i-said-no-ai-kung-fu-robot-clanker-gif-15924350630978600307

[glad parrot]

Bears eat beets...

Bears beats...

Battlestar Galactica

[static axle]

Das ai dumny

You fool

[hexed stag]

were those bad shots or is that how it usually goes?

[opal star]

Nah, sometimes they just scream. I mean most animals let out a sound after getting shot.

But they die rather quick from blood pressure loss when it comes to bows.

[runic condor]

fire

[static axle]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DQQJejdkUGm/?igsh=OXFkM2dzNW80cjl4 @timber oxide

[hexed stag]

"just scream"
ngl, sounds like it hurts

[opal star]

No shit.

[vital venture]

Getting shot does in fact hurt

[opal star]

They do go into shock though.

[vital venture]

[opal star]

Adrenaline rushes through them and they don't really feel it.

But it still hurts, lol.

[static axle]

Bear screams like it got shot or something

Smh

[proven tundra]

[static axle]

💹

[marsh cargo]

rat stonks

[oblique belfry]

only 1 achievement left in sp

[static axle]

Ratnks

[oblique belfry]

after that its gta:o time

[sour rivet]

Scary

[runic condor]

you really wanna 100% gta5?

[sour rivet]

Dude thats gonna take forever

[oblique belfry]

yuppa

[proven tundra]

people love RatCo brand syrup

[runic condor]

good luck

[sour rivet]

Kill online achievements

[oblique belfry]

god my slave duo ready for gta:o achievements

[static axle]

You know usually autism manisfests into weird obsessions, trains for example. With doge is just masochism via 100% games

He likes the cbt without any of the pleasure

[oblique belfry]

[runic condor]

oh true

[oblique belfry]

some games i dont do it btw

for example payday 2

[runic condor]

there are better games to 100% doge

[oblique belfry]

never in my life will i 100% pd2

and will never try to

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-pathetic-principal-skinner-gif-13486077408184960752

[oblique belfry]

gta is fun though wdym

[opal star]

Doge, you think you can 100% theHunter: Classic?

[oblique belfry]

the hunter game you and hate playin ?

[runic condor]

to play it casually yea

[proven tundra]

@sour rivet I remember to take Bloodlines 2 off my wishlist

[sour rivet]

Good

[oblique belfry]

i did play it casually though

[static axle]

Let him enjoy sp, his mind will change with mp

[oblique belfry]

i never grinded achievements till i finished the whole story

[oblique belfry]

[opal star]

That's about 18 years worth of 100%ing right there, son.

[oblique belfry]

happened with rdo

[opal star]

Good luck.

[oblique belfry]

had to go into a rdr2 discord server to find people for rdo

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

I cant wait for doge to tweak when server eat shit in the final minute of the last heist while doing mastermind or something

[sour rivet]

Hey hey doge

100% halo mcc

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

nu uh

[sour rivet]

You only need tobplay 5 games

[static axle]

Fack you mean nuh uh

[oblique belfry]

i have a confession to make

[opal star]

Yeah. You can go over 14 years without finding a very high scoring deer.

[copper vapor]

lmao
reminds me of ppl playing diablo 3 with hardcore characters at launch, when blizzard servers were crapping themselves more often than a 90 year old

[oblique belfry]

i did not play halo games except mcc's halo 1

and i didnt finish that part as well

[copper vapor]

needless to say a lot of ppl lost their characters

[static axle]

Thanks alot now i have foo fighters playing in my head

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYK

[static axle]

https://youtu.be/h_L4Rixya64?si=zGMZyxOdoJo7Ny7S

[oblique belfry]

i wanna make popcorn and watch player one but this tooth still hasn't healed that much

[opal star]

Not even the guy with the most complete account has 100% the game.

And he's number 1 on the leaderboards.

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[opal star]

[proven tundra]

take more drugs

(don't pls)

[static axle]

Holy fuck

[oblique belfry]

thankfully no pain though

[static axle]

What the actual fuck

[oak magnet]

i heard drugs

[oblique belfry]

there is just a small swelling on my gum

amd slight discomfort if i eat stuff using that tooth

[opal star]

There are people who have even more hours that aren't even close to his spot on the leaderboard.

[proven tundra]

[static axle]

@frank hearth your forgiven

Your hours fine

[oak magnet]

honestly chief keef said it best when he said he hates being sober

[static axle]

[oak magnet]

i hate both being sober and when my meds wear off

[oblique belfry]

his 4k warframe hours ?