╟❓general-offtopic

[timber oxide]

@oblique belfry you can't

[dry nova]

Don't mix cruelty with stupidity , sure they were stupid about some major news but still

[green granite]

I think they always have eyes on Poland, its just a convenience that German did it first

[broken mountain]

We had a huge resistance fight in Warsaw in august 1944, the soviets promised to help us in fighting off the germans, but instead they paused WITH OUR TROOPS THAT JOINED THEM, and waited until Warsaw was completely destroyed

[green granite]

Read that too

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-glorpshit-mad-gif-12826934952903770254

[rocky turtle]

they were stupid

[pallid raft]

they agreed with the germans to let them do it, and then they split the spoils between themselves after

[broken mountain]

After that they basically destroyed every single city except the ones in Lesser Poland, cause that was their "capital"

[green granite]

The Soviet stopped outside of Warsaw and looking at Polish Resistance Network being steameoleld

Steamrolled

[broken mountain]

warsaw after october 1944

not edited

basically all of warsaw had to be rebuilt, nothing was left

yet its in better shape than paris nowadays

[dry nova]

Seeing how stalingrad went , i dont think soviets were interested in throwing troops into a major city full of germans , let alone a polish city

[onyx vigil]

Chat is this Skyrim character cute?

[pallid raft]

if you like lizards yeah

[onyx vigil]

Nice

[rocky turtle]

how u gonna name her?

[onyx vigil]

Well her name I think is elvira

[broken mountain]

They did it so that the Polish Home Army could get destroyed, as it was rivalling them

• they gave us a green light to start since they promised to help us in the resistance

[rocky turtle]

better pick some argonian name is funnier

[dry nova]

@broken mountain All i can say is that even without NATO , even the biggest superpower in the world would think twice before invading poland cuz u guys were taking notes from disasters in your country

[onyx vigil]

Nah I kinda wanted a sexier female name tbh

while also gothic

[dry nova]

Yea all that soviet controlled countries and iron curtain stuff

[broken mountain]

We do not have a great military nowadays, considering how shit is with the drones

but I dont expect a major conflict anytime soon

not with how protected we are by nato, UE etc

[rocky turtle]

yeah me too brotha

[dry nova]

The way of conducting war is changed. Even tho what we seeing on ukraine, i dont see an open conflict between nato and russia

even back then when russia was seen all powerful n stuff

russia is still powerful

but not as much as we thought

[turbid shuttle]

Im grinding megabonk

[dry nova]

Even tho politicians are dumbasses they must be taking notes on how costly 21st century conflicts can get

[restive bear]

Scalie

Hello chat

[dry nova]

ok imma stop talking now , nice convo tho @broken mountain

https://tenor.com/view/enigma2x0-enigma-gif-26485116

[broken mountain]

yeah thanks for the talk

[supple lotus]

[broken mountain]

we hope so

fuck the higher ups, we are all people and we should love eachother

[dry nova]

we aint misbehavin ere officer u can move along

[rocky turtle]

[upbeat verge]

I MET POMPOMPURIN

[real aspen]

@timid hollow @obsidian sun @marsh cargo im fucking retarded

only now connected the dots

after 6 playthroughs

the liberation front members are named after fingers of the hand

Thumb Dolmayan, Index Dunham, Middle Flatwell, Ring Freddie and Little Ziyi

[glad parrot]

I honestly need to know what game this is

[upbeat verge]

I've said it

like

10 times

[glad parrot]

I NEED TO KNOW AGAIN

[upbeat verge]

HELLO KITTY

ISLAND

ADVENTURE

[glad parrot]

Thank youuuu~

[upbeat verge]

you're welcome

[sour rivet]

and no this shit looks half assed

you can do better

[marsh cargo]

forged in ash we fight as one

[static axle]

Alt too if 2 monitors

[upbeat verge]

even the guides are cutesy @glad parrot

[oblique belfry]

@broken mountain

alert

wake up

[sour rivet]

or win+shift+s if neither work

[glad parrot]

I fuckin LOVE this

I'm gonna buy this game

[static axle]

That is based bind

[upbeat verge]

DO IT

its so chill

and so relaxing

you just go around completing quests and being friends with the sanrio characters

and collecting sticks and pineapples and shit

[broken mountain]

yeah?

im gonna venture to church

so be quick

whats going on

[oblique belfry]

im watching sopranos

[static axle]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/503560/911_Operator/

Steam

911 Operator

In 911 OPERATOR, you take on the role of an emergency dispatcher, who has to rapidly deal with the incoming reports. Your task is not just to pick up the calls, but also to react appropriately to the situation – sometimes giving first aid instructions is enough, at other times a police, fire department or paramedics’ intervention is a necessit…

Price

$2.99

Recommendations

14161

Metacritic

68

▶ Play video

It free

[broken mountain]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ENJOY

ENJOY MY BROTHER

@flat violet

[static axle]

Susbanos

[broken mountain]

I got our turkish boy to the best tv show this world has seen

cant make this shit up

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/HYPEX/status/1982464811431559387 @oblique belfry

HYPEX (@HYPEX)

NEW SIMPSONS x FORTNITE TEASER: "Fartnite"

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 26, 2025, 3:10 PM

[broken mountain]

Im gonna stfu, dont alt tab and pay attention

[static axle]

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

fartnite is now canon

[oblique belfry]

yes ?

[static axle]

Free gaem

[sour rivet]

whear

[oblique belfry]

wher

[static axle]

i just posted it

In steam

[oblique belfry]

oh 911 operator

[broken mountain]

I hope you paused and didnt skip 2 minutes of kino

[oblique belfry]

GET OUT OF HERE 🤌

WHERE IS MY MONEY

[static axle]

Gabagool

[broken mountain]

dont type here

just watch

[static axle]

🤌

[broken mountain]

[oblique belfry]

sound i got 2 monitors

it fine

[runic condor]

Oh nice

[static axle]

Well dont bother doge then

[broken mountain]

but 0.5 attention span

[oblique belfry]

not me

im autistic

[broken mountain]

enjoy nonetheless

ima head out

[static axle]

Are you suffering from it or just have it?

[oblique belfry]

gabagool

[static axle]

Bye

[oblique belfry]

probably have it
its more of ADHD then autism

[oak magnet]

GET MEDICATED

[static axle]

[oak magnet]

they give you METH

amphetamines mostly

[oblique belfry]

can hyper fixate on stuff i love but cannot focus 10 min into studies

[runic condor]

Doubt

[oak magnet]

i literally got prescribed an amphetamine

AN amphetamine

not AMPHETAMINE itself

differencr

[runic condor]

maybe i should get medicated too

[static axle]

Insert the clip of "my little bother suffers from autism." "Im not suffering i just have it "

[runic condor]

Ye ye

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

From experience

[static axle]

Vicks vapor inhaler and meth are almost identical

[timid hollow]

Medication like that doesnt feel like Real amphetamine

It kinda does but not really

Ritalin was pretty close tho

[oak magnet]

it do work

[static axle]

It only 1 triangle away

[oak magnet]

im on that

low dose at the start

getting 20mg next week per day

10mg doesnt really do much but it does help a TINY bit

[runic condor]

Did you start functioning like a normal human being?

[oak magnet]

lmao no

i was able to function more

[static axle]

Why would you want to ruin what you are its understandable to get meds for shiczo but for autism? Just enjoy trains

[oak magnet]

but not extremely more

[oak magnet]

medicated for adhd

[runic condor]

Hmmm

[oak magnet]

there is no medication for autism

[oak magnet]

im on titration

[static axle]

Trains

[broken mountain]

nvm i have to wait for a good min so i came back

[oak magnet]

this week is 10mg per day, next is 20mg

week after is 30

[broken mountain]

hoi4

or frostpunk

[oak magnet]

and week after is 40mg

[broken mountain]

or any strategy game

[static axle]

Ah kinda understand that

[oak magnet]

cant wait for 20mg this 10mg shit aint shit

[carmine laurel]

good game

[oak magnet]

minor improvments

[carmine laurel]

and if you get the dlcs, it directly leads into Infection Free Zone

[oak magnet]

wonder if 10mg for non-adhd people works alot

who knows

[rocky turtle]

[carmine laurel]

managing the breakdown of society as a zombie apoc hits is insane

[static axle]

Wt, wot, rts, trains, gym what else

[carmine laurel]

and whoever came up with that dlc idea is a genius

like you go from dealing with standard 911 calls

to having to try evac your city

[static axle]

Out of mulah rn, so just grabbed the base game to gather dust

[carmine laurel]

[oak magnet]

i GOT NO MONEY

BUT I WILL one day

thank fuck my meds dont cost SHIT

free amphetamines yo

[timid hollow]

I can recommend the operator

Thats just a 3/4 hour FBI conspiracy story

But pretty cool game

[broken mountain]

it is nice, yeah

[static axle]

Tuesday brings some well needed patching and new map for bf6 and also some shitty br mode 🤢

[broken mountain]

damn im happy doge finally followed advice

❤️

[oak magnet]

what is doge doing

[broken mountain]

he is watching the sopranos

[timid hollow]

I asked on the discord for the operator 2 and my question was answered by the dev that it is coming

[static axle]

The 4v4 snd looks cool tho. Might give that a shot and realize am old

[broken mountain]

right when im rewatching it with my brother on weekends

currently on episode 9 lmao

[timid hollow]

Which was the first announcement

[oak magnet]

YES

[broken mountain]

I just have too much fucking sentiment to that series, man

[oak magnet]

woke up this mornin

got some gabago

i actually prefer spanish cured meats tbh

[broken mountain]

it felt like family

[static axle]

I liked papers please, not sure if there is a sequel to it

[oak magnet]

italian ones are a CLOSE second

[broken mountain]

Papers please was fucking amazing

Too bad we didnt get to see that universe expand

[oak magnet]

im actually losing my mind

WHY DOES
bear5
EXIST

[broken mountain]

you know what guys

does anyone remember vevo?

what happened to that

[oblique belfry]

Emil

[oak magnet]

bear5

[real aspen]

the music thing?

[static axle]

Vevo? As in youtube vevo

[real aspen]

idk

[oak magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-bear-5-5-elon-musk-gif-4518698821563275057

[static axle]

Have ya played emily is away?

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

holy shit I got 17 dms while I was having lunch

I hope nobody died

[broken mountain]

I watched markiplier play the first and second one iirc

pretty cool

[real aspen]

how about you kill yourself

fucking

die

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/calm-down-chill-martin-freeman-interview-breathe-gif-5362498

[broken mountain]

2025 teenager looking haircut

Shit, now I have to make a Sopranos oriented video for yt

[bitter spire]

Lost in vevo

[copper vapor]

I'm sure there will still be people complaining that the game is unfinished even after this warning

[timid hollow]

I hate how people think just because they played 10 different Slop games their opinion is worth anything

[static axle]

Twitter reaction when your opinion doesnt allign with theres for real

[copper vapor]

"as a soulslike veteran, I think [insert game name] is bad"

[tiny pivot]

"Ghost of Yotei is SO bad"

rants about how it's "woke" because woman

[copper vapor]

I hate people who comment stuff starting with "as a [insert thing] veteran"

I ALMOST READ "let them ride you"

[static axle]

How about "this game is if game x and game y had a baby"

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

I saw something like this the other day

[broken mountain]

same people that say "wahh society is so bad i cant find a girlfriend because everyone is slut and fake and plastic"

[static axle]

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

and tbf

I do this as well

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

[rocky turtle]

i actually know 3 guys who thinks like that

[copper vapor]

@static axle

[timid hollow]

Its also how they Word everything like its valid critic. If i get annoyed by something in a shooter (i probably played more than 100 🤓) i mostly just say that annoys ME, maybe a setting would be nice or smth like that

The video about streamers talking about bf6 made me Pop a vein

[static axle]

New extraction shooter come out "this like tarkov and x had a baby"

Or my favorite "arc raiders is employed peoples tarkov"

[rocky turtle]

escape from duckov is peak

if they add coop its gonna be goty for me

[static axle]

Played demo, seemed fun

[timid hollow]

No motherfucker, just because your 10 yo viewers only know battleroyale because they grew up with fortnite and warzone, there doesnt have to be one in every game

[copper vapor]

I do this rather often, actually

[rocky turtle]

they sell 1 million copies in a few days

[static axle]

Where battle royale! Reee

[broken mountain]

good for them

[timid hollow]

I dont mind one in bf6, base game gets enough attention unlike cod, but who tf are you to act entitled to it

[broken mountain]

second wukong lmao

[copper vapor]

I love self-aware devs

[tiny pivot]

ah yes, the classic tiktok opening

[turbid shuttle]

Man even overwatch 2 has more players then cod

[copper vapor]

HOLY SHIT IT'S A RAYMAN ROBOT
NO ARMS

[static axle]

How much was it?

[rocky turtle]

?

[static axle]

Duckov price

[turbid shuttle]

[broken mountain]

I just stopped reading reviews or listening to public opinion overall, for example STALKER 2 was hella fun and I do not give a fuck about what some cockroach fucking streamer thinks

[timid hollow]

I kinda want to buy duckov

[rocky turtle]

well not much

[real aspen]

buy misery

[broken mountain]

i was gonna gift him lmao

[turbid shuttle]

I will play more duckov when I finish Ghost of Yotei

[static axle]

15 eutodollars

[rocky turtle]

around 12 or 13 bucks

[copper vapor]

I PICKED UP A RUBBER DUCK

[pallid raft]

is it good

[copper vapor]

NOW MY WALKING DOES SQUEAKY SOUNDS

[pallid raft]

i really awnt it

[copper vapor]

[rocky turtle]

idk for sure regional price thingy is different

[turbid shuttle]

Which one?

[pallid raft]

yotei

[turbid shuttle]

So far its peak game

[copper vapor]

🦆

[static axle]

I mean most game journalist suck at games there for their opinions ass, streamers hype games for money. Steam reviews are ass.

Just watch some gameplay and play for yourself to make up your mind is the best way

[turbid shuttle]

Ghost of Yotei is also one of the most beautiful looking games I've ever seen

[static axle]

Its like the ign review of arc raiders... The guy used tutorial for half of the clips

[rocky turtle]

same

[oblique belfry]

why is it giving me huge TCF vibes

especially with the hud

[real aspen]

i never gave a shit about reviews on anything

[rocky turtle]

new vegas remaster

[copper vapor]

it's DRG in the wild west

[real aspen]

i mean, i dont completely ignore them, but never really make decision solely on them

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

PULL THE LEVER, KRONK

WRONG LEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[turbid shuttle]

Stalker 2 was great

[copper vapor]

@blazing maple can you confirm

ofc the honse is named roach

[rocky turtle]

soon

[sour rivet]

she eats people

[turbid shuttle]

Random game in my library, looks peak

[rocky turtle]

that cthulhu saw some shit

[turbid shuttle]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/226120/Weird_Worlds_Return_to_Infinite_Space/

Steam

Weird Worlds: Return to Infinite Space

Weird Worlds: Return to Infinite Space is a hybrid "roguelike" game of space exploration and starship combat set within a peculiar, as-yet-unvisited region of the galaxy known as the Purple Void. Each time it is played, a new and different "sector prime" and its vast frontier are randomly generated. Locations of stars and nebulae, homeworlds o…

Price

$4.99

Recommendations

161

Metacritic

79

▶ Play video

Get on my worm game

[rocky turtle]

i'd pick left

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

ok this isn't drg
this is helldivers

[rocky turtle]

https://youtu.be/MTD_um5sc30

[timber oxide]

@oblique belfry If you want I can uninstall enhanced and install legacy

As long as I don't boot up Online on enhanced I'm fine either way

[oblique belfry]

you do you

if you want to play enhanced go for it

i dont mind

[timber oxide]

Because the legacy to enhanced online sync is a one-time thing

[sour rivet]

whuh

[timber oxide]

Imma swap to legacy

hold up why does legacy require more disk space

I thought it would be the other way around

[sour rivet]

its 20 gigs more

tf

where is legacy gettin allat

[rocky turtle]

porn

[timber oxide]

Fuck yeah

Legacy it is

[sour rivet]

low poly tits

[timber oxide]

Tits are tits

[green granite]

can I put my bones in your jaw

[green granite]

boobs or ass

both

both is good

[copper vapor]

ok I love this game

the extract song reminds me of an old music from world of warplanes lmao

[sour rivet]

Belly.

[green granite]

HMMM

[static axle]

Its better, enchanted only has some bs tuning and more gtao+ bs

[green granite]

welcome back Sten SMG

[rocky turtle]

so its helldivers

?

[copper vapor]

what the heck

must be the URL code

[copper vapor]

yes, basically.

hub area where you can buy shit, customize your guns, powers and character

[sour rivet]

what part

of thios

[copper vapor]

then you go into missions, do shit, extract

[rocky turtle]

almost

[glad parrot]

Youtube is BANNED!

[sour rivet]

goofy ass server censor

[copper vapor]

we'd have to ask bos or a moderator

[copper vapor]

anyway it's a cursed gun video from cod b06

so you're not missing out on anything interesting

[sour rivet]

bon

1

g

where is the slur

bongbong

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

Ge9

[copper vapor]

maybe it's a slur in some weird-ass language

[rocky turtle]

oh i see why

[copper vapor]

we may never know

bonig

lul

[rocky turtle]

bong bong

[proven tundra]

with the 1 it makes it a slur

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

bonig is ok but bon 1 g (with the 1 replacing the i) is not okay

automod moment

[real aspen]

it's like ger with 3 instead of e

[proven tundra]

He put the number 1! get him!

[real aspen]

[copper vapor]

last night prime commented on something stupid being flagged by automod as well

[real aspen]

someone was lazy with automod

[copper vapor]

anyways

play far far west

[glad parrot]

He said 1??? KILL HIM

[copper vapor]

it good

full of personality

[glad parrot]

KILL HIM NOWWWW

[copper vapor]

fun game

[rocky turtle]

nig

[copper vapor]

good gunplay

[static axle]

Ah its the end

[copper vapor]

fast paced

[static axle]

Cause grey name

[copper vapor]

PLAY IT

[static axle]

[rocky turtle]

[static axle]

[glad parrot]

The automod's obviously biased..

[pallid sapphire]

Plastik is german for Plastic

[static axle]

Someone gonna get banned over a yt vid

Remove perms

Back to the old ways of sticker pictures

[copper vapor]

I got banned for this some time ago:

banned by bos's ragequit bot

[copper vapor]

ANYWAYS

[sour rivet]

what the fuck is wrong with this gif

[copper vapor]

PLAY FAR FAR WEST

IT FUN

IT GOOD

[static axle]

I posted a bl4 clip and got sent to the backrooms too

[copper vapor]

compression made it all crunchy

[sour rivet]

smh

[static axle]

Dont yell at me

[sour rivet]

downloading gifs off of twitter fucking sucks

[rocky turtle]

TITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[glad parrot]

You obviously deserved it..

[static axle]

Ngl compression crunchiness the best kind of crunchy

[rocky turtle]

[static axle]

Love those video x but it has been downloaded and uploaded 1000 times

https://tenor.com/view/crunch-cat-luna-eat-gif-3997701764820700221

[runic condor]

Bot got too jealous it can’t shmoove like that

[rocky turtle]

which difficulty i should play for first playthrough in rogue trader

[real aspen]

downloading gifs off of twitter fucking sucks

[static axle]

High on life 2? should i or not

[real aspen]

mfw

fail

i mean

[sour rivet]

i agree

[runic condor]

Is it out?

[sour rivet]

we need to stop fucking

[real aspen]

downloading gifs off of twitter fucking sucks

[static axle]

How many choices

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1345510435838758972/NO_FUCKING.mp4?ex=68ff3d7e&is=68fdebfe&hm=dba8cdd21018d4fa9e5a7351f3d4ce4a51077918192e4835745862e05dcf7d9b&

[glad parrot]

:(

Mod's always right, obviously!

[real aspen]

fuck

[static axle]

1st skull

I believe in you

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

ALL SKULLS. ON

[static axle]

If you fail then sword

[sour rivet]

GOOD LUCK

[real aspen]

oh and

[proven tundra]

one difficulty up from normal

[static axle]

no, plz no. Not halo and all skulls

[real aspen]

my left hand is all cracked up and orange and smells of pumpkin

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/ash-baby-gif-5920695394641505768

[real aspen]

i havent been anywhere near a pumpkin

[sour rivet]

100% my collection

do my multiplayer achievements

700

[rocky turtle]

nah i play on normal for first time

[sour rivet]

last achievement was 3 years ago

[static axle]

Nope, just saw some enemy show his asshole and was like "oh yeah hol exists"

[static axle]

Why 700

[runic condor]

I’d play hol again

[static axle]

What can you even do in it for 700

[runic condor]

For the third time

[sour rivet]

most of them are doing par time/score on the missions

[static axle]

Ah

[sour rivet]

some collectables

do every LASO playlist

oh i just saw a halo 2 anniversary multiplayer achievement

yeah nvm

we're cooked

[copper vapor]

back to gardening my ninjas

[static axle]

https://youtu.be/u-7jNGGNP3E?si=g8Zdd_opuiE2sFJD

Am ivan

Without tags

[copper vapor]

[static axle]

Also colter doesnt sound 29

Guy sounds like 60

But is 29

now we wait @copper vapor

Hopefully it soon

[vital venture]

if I see another one of these sora rating videos on my feed im gonna crash out

[obsidian sun]

another popped up this night too
i stared at it long trying to figure out a pattern but no avail
i thought to myself maybe it was incompetence
but that was too specific to be plain old stupidity

[proven tundra]

[static axle]

Fucking misclick

[static axle]

There we go

[sour rivet]

My name is edwin
I made the detective
it was difficult to put the clues together
unfortunately something went so wrong
and now i cant do anything but solve this stupid song

[vital venture]

[obsidian sun]

the usual suspect
but it seemed far too convenient
maybe it was after all pure retardation and a missclick

[static axle]

What was mona doing

[obsidian sun]

its da bat

wait wrong game

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/hoodheresies07/status/1982268826181095881

ja-hamon 🪓 (@hoodheresies07)

https://t.co/TXbbJjKJia

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 26, 2025, 2:11 AM

[static axle]

It does kinda look like enemies from old batman game

so imma give you that

[obsidian sun]

they both speak in a ny/boston way

[copper vapor]

sex

I mean sax

[sour rivet]

instead of talking in offtopic
try talking in g r i l l e d c h i c k e n

[static axle]

Mona sax
M(on)a (sa)x

[glad parrot]

This game's kinda beautiful sometimes

[opal star]

A grass species, LOL.

[rocky turtle]

tank

[copper vapor]

RUSSIAN LEMON TANK

[rocky turtle]

[green granite]

more gooner games?

[nocturne aurora]

steal it

[green granite]

[copper vapor]

oh this is not gonna be a good time.

[copper vapor]

which one is this?

[sour rivet]

come closer bro we aint gonn jump you

[opal star]

Looks like dayz chernarus.

[green granite]

SUPER HELLCAT

[glad parrot]

It's DayZ!

I'm playin the Winter Chernarus map right now

[copper vapor]

nice

[sour rivet]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3419439680 should i add this without telling sam

[copper vapor]

DayZ is like EVE Online to me. It's more enjoyable to watch than play

[static axle]

@oblique belfry have you seen "it was just a nightmare" setting for Minecraft

[oblique belfry]

the mod where you keep respawning frame 0 ?

[glad parrot]

Yeahhh, playin DayZ can be a real drag sometimes if you get really unlucky

[green granite]

@uneven sapphire

ig no Super Hellcat for me

[glad parrot]

But I play a specific playstyle so it's more fun~

[copper vapor]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[static axle]

Naah, instant respawn and keep inventory

[oblique belfry]

ye

saw it

[static axle]

Actually on its own way, kinda terrifying

[opal star]

Eh. Not as bad as buying a $2000 microtransaction.

https://tenor.com/view/tony-soprano-reaction-gif-9998282

[glad parrot]

Gacha games

[jade yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/ekoh-crying-gif-18451485

[static axle]

Ah, call of the wild train sim, warhammer games what else

[rocky turtle]

im not playing as ork nor a blood raven

[static axle]

Smp 3.0 with those and only 1 spawn no beds

[opal star]

😏

[static axle]

[glad parrot]

...what

[static axle]

What the fuck is this

[glad parrot]

WHAT

[static axle]

Dont say its classic

[static axle]

[opal star]

Nah. Classic was really bad at one point, but it never had multiple hundred dollar items and $2k subs.

[static axle]

2k to fisb

[opal star]

And it doesn't even help you that much, lol.

[static axle]

I guess it sells since niche genre

[jade yoke]

No tripoloski suit on?

No ciggarete in one hand?

no vodka?

[opal star]

Yeah. It's the best on the market. Sadly.

[jade yoke]

what kinda blin russian fishing is this

[opal star]

There's vodka in the game.

[static axle]

Makes sense ngl

[opal star]

The only competition it has is fishing planet and that's more dominant on the console market.

[static axle]

Hows the angler

Cause you have played it for sure

[opal star]

And well..

[opal star]

Dead AF. Lol.

Cash grab and abandoned.

[static axle]

Damn almost beating cod

[opal star]

This looks neat.

[static axle]

[opal star]

Damn. Nice graphics. It's cotw, but without the boredom.

[static axle]

Idk how they managed to make it so boring with the amount shooting you do

[rocky turtle]

holy shit

[copper vapor]

words

[green granite]

literally wall of text

[opal star]

Lol, the wiki says that this rifle is modeled after the model 70 ranger. When it's not even close. It looks like a Merkel SR1. It's a .243 in cotw but a .300 in classic.

[static axle]

Maybe its the reason why its so boring cause last i played it i ran past reindeers, 7 moose. 3 bears. Got charged by 1 moose. Bunch of caribou. Hella foxes. Almost got eaten by wolfs.... Al that in like 25 mins

[rocky turtle]

the only thing they fear is abelard

[opal star]

Grapics do carry it.. But there's just a lot wrong with the gameplay, classic has dated graphics and it's fun.

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/thesimpsons-chainsaw-stayback-noise-fake-gif-3522148

[quiet abyss]

if anything the .270 rifle is closer to a model 70

[static axle]

I mean only thing i want from it is the undergrowth to be in woth

[sour rivet]

holy shit

[static axle]

And woth would be 5/5

[quiet abyss]

the .243 is definitely not that

[opal star]

Yep.

[quiet abyss]

also who the fuck said "its based on a model 70"

are they fucking dumb

[opal star]

Cotw wiki.

[quiet abyss]

because a model 70 is sexy as fuck, but the ranger is not

[quiet abyss]

its kinda just... meh

[static axle]

Still the funniest kill i got

[opal star]

Dude... The bear model looks ugly as fuck.

[quiet abyss]

my favorite thing to do was just shoot everything with .338

[static axle]

I mean its maxed out all shape and form

[quiet abyss]

rabbit? .338

[opal star]

It looks like a MF rottweiler.

[quiet abyss]

deer? .338

[static axle]

And it looks like that

[quiet abyss]

duck? .338

no reason to use anything else

.338 is a one size fits all solution

[copper vapor]

well, shit. I'm gonna have to look up a guide.

[quiet abyss]

(also why is .338 an "unethical kill" for deer)

that doesnt make sense

[sour rivet]

the cursed "last one"

[opal star]

Everything is just off in cotw. The sounds, the animations, the mechanics. Aside from a few that are actually great.

To zero you need a fucking perk.

[static axle]

2 pictures that tell a horror story

[quiet abyss]

see, the big issue is ragdolls, animations, the fuckass ammo thing

[copper vapor]

it gets worse in other chapters

[sour rivet]

f

[opal star]

And you only have 3 options to zero in because the render distance is still the same after almost 8 years.

[quiet abyss]

yeah the render is around 350

[opal star]

The models are also wack.

[quiet abyss]

which is stupid

[quiet abyss]

i could look past the models if they fixed the rest

oh and if they fixed how damage is dealt

[opal star]

The mosin is squished.

[quiet abyss]

since you can double lung a moose with .338

[opal star]

The m1 looks goofy.

[quiet abyss]

and it just fucking does nothing

[quiet abyss]

its not that bad, its about right for the infantry one

[static axle]

Classic-woth-robloc hunting game-minecraft-cotw

[quiet abyss]

which its the infantry one

[static axle]

In that order

[opal star]

The whole ethical thing they've got going on is retarded.

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1432025516004741234/car.mp4?ex=68ff8d30&is=68fe3bb0&hm=058d929355f0096a9af7e02faada8dbce00eceb9c05474a1d042fe1a89b1c005&

[quiet abyss]

not even that

[opal star]

Can't shoot a deer with .300 my ass.

[quiet abyss]

i mean the whole "they run across the fucking country before dying"

you can nail it in the lungs, and it runs like 400 meters

[opal star]

Or they drop dead with a random hit.

[quiet abyss]

so unless you heart shot, youre gonna chase it

or if you just overkill it

[opal star]

Double lungs always drop, single lungs don't. For some reason.

[quiet abyss]

which is why i started .338ing all things

[quiet abyss]

I KNOW

and double lung is strangely hard to get with certain calibers

[static axle]

Main gripe is that no bullet mechanics, just 0 drop, 0 leading. Its like playing aim trainer or something

[quiet abyss]

also soft point rounds just suck balls

polymer tip or no dice

[static axle]

Sure woth ammo feels like nerf ammo but atleast mechanics

[quiet abyss]

unless its something monstrous with huge pen on soft points

[opal star]

I mean the damage system they've got isn't realistic in the slightest, it's just weird.

[quiet abyss]

it is weird

[opal star]

Yep.

[quiet abyss]

and shit

and the game is way bigger than it needs to be

storage wise

[opal star]

100 gigs. Lol.

[static axle]

The alaska map is huge, and yeah so fucking bloated

[opal star]

Deer hunter 2005 did damage right.

[quiet abyss]

exactly

[static axle]

Must be bad models

[opal star]

That game actually did a lot right.

[quiet abyss]

no its probably advanced duck mechanics

[static axle]

[quiet abyss]

istg geese were the worst shit to hunt ever

[static axle]

Its the blue glowing effects. Raytraced too

[opal star]

Oh yeah, and sound design. All the duck species sound like mallards.

[quiet abyss]

they would fly over once every 40 years

[opal star]

It's hilarious.

[quiet abyss]

or they would land every 9 millenia

[opal star]

You shoot ANY part of a bird and they die instantly.

Same thing with turkey's.

[quiet abyss]

also canada geese in fucking GERMANY

WHAT?

[static axle]

Atleast in woth geese and ducks sound different but even surfers and mallards soubd almost the same

[opal star]

No, that's realistic.

They travel pretty far.

[quiet abyss]

NOT ACROSS THE OCEAN

[static axle]

1 thing i give to woth is sound. Not the best but not bad either

[quiet abyss]

i think hunting games are dumb tbh

at this point im better off just going hunting

i have the stuff

i just need a place to go

thats it

[proven tundra]

Canadian geese have been introduced to Europe FYI

[quiet abyss]

who did this

why

[opal star]

Well they were introduced. And are a popular game bird over there.

[proven tundra]

Some asshole

[quiet abyss]

why would anyone WILLINGLY get geese

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

they fucking suck

they taste like shit, they smell like shit

[sour rivet]

superiority

[opal star]

They're an amazing game bird.

[quiet abyss]

they are fucking ASSHOLES

[opal star]

I hunt them here all the time.

[quiet abyss]

i think they taste like shit

although the ones around here eat trash

[opal star]

Lmao, they taste great.

[quiet abyss]

so theyre disgusting

[nocturne aurora]

werent some iguana spezies pests ?

[sour rivet]

oh maw gaw it sam

[quiet abyss]

only good goose is a dead goose

[opal star]

In the southern US they're invasive, yeah.

[sour rivet]

postin whatever tf this is

[static axle]

I aimed bear head on and shot middle of chest. Heart and double lung he was standing too

[quiet abyss]

i hate living geese

[copper vapor]

Albania is no longer based

[static axle]

I have some wanted level ammo it seems in cotw

[proven tundra]

WHAT THE FUCK

This can't be real

Please

[nocturne aurora]

so no woder they hunt them for sport, + some Rodents like Chipmunks or Squrels are hunted to with .22LR

[opal star]

Yeah, LOL. I've killed grizzlies by slinging an arrow between their eyes.

[quiet abyss]

geese that are alive must be turned dead

i hate them

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/AnimationsFera/status/1982527826424443314

Fera Animations (@AnimationsFera)

Pilgrim's Rest! - A Silk Song Animation.
#Silksong https://t.co/8KAzRLV884

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 26, 2025, 7:20 PM

[quiet abyss]

i killed a grizzly with a .223 in cotw once

[opal star]

Squirrels aren't invasive but they are pests and are a popular game animal.

[quiet abyss]

took like 2 years to find his body

since he bled for ages

but i got him

[opal star]

In germany raccoons and such are invasive but not everyone gets the memo that they're not supposed to be there.

[quiet abyss]

hes just like me fr

[opal star]

Little fuckers are ravaging the native populations.

[subtle sage]

wrblrbnlrlbnl

[static axle]

Cotw be like aim at lower part and youll get double lung and heart. Woth be like you missed by a hair small blood, animal survived

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hello-cow-dance-gif-17271363

[static axle]

I shot a a goat with a 338

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/barking-cat-aw-aw-aw-cat-cat-barking-silly-cat-gif-6056689361578667697

[quiet abyss]

me too

most fun i ever had

[static axle]

There shoulndt be small blood

[quiet abyss]

shooting small things with big game rounds

never gets old

crumpling pronghorn with a .338 or something

[blazing maple]

My anti-albanian propaganda spreads

[opal star]

I do that irl, not too out of the ordinary.

[proven tundra]

[oak magnet]

why hate shqipirie

[sour rivet]

i dont want propaganda i want FUNNY stuff

[quiet abyss]

no but in cotw it is

because apparently its unethical

idk man

[oak magnet]

Shqipëria

[static axle]

I use 338 for anything bigger than a deer in woth. Im a nitro express enjoyer in cotw

[quiet abyss]

eh i just dont own that nitro express gun

[static axle]

What rabbit?

[oak magnet]

wonderful

[quiet abyss]

i didnt bother getting it since i had .338

[opal star]

In classic you can shoot whitetail with the .300, but in cotw you can't. Lmao.

[quiet abyss]

i just do what i want

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

the game can bite my ass

unless im going for a diamond

or something

[opal star]

There are mods to balance the ammo.

[static axle]

I was bored and bought the dlc. Best 2 bucks ive ever spent

[quiet abyss]

there are? neat

[static axle]

[quiet abyss]

maybe i just mod cotw into a bearable experience

[opal star]

Oh yeah and fuck that entire system for trophies.

[sour rivet]

those2 bucks could have saved countless lives

[quiet abyss]

yeah i think it was dumb

but i just did it for the sake of it

[opal star]

NONE of it makes any sense whatsoever, none of the scoring and none of the diamond bronze copper whatever BS.

[quiet abyss]

i know, its goofy

[static axle]

I mean probably doges since half his annual money but for me it barely buys bread

[opal star]

The scoring is entirely fictional, whereas classic actually has real scoring systems.

[static axle]

Also the musket fun too. Dome some bison

[quiet abyss]

the formidable "wow bro you used underpowered ammo because ethical, gold star" system

[static axle]

Wait 5 secs to see if you missed

[quiet abyss]

yeah, i loved it

[static axle]

I mean it has no bullet mechanics so why would you

[quiet abyss]

i also really liked the martini-henry

really fun

BOOM something is just dead as fuck

also the irons werent that bad

[static axle]

Cotw has so little "realism" that theres no point even to try play it properly. Just pick revolver, drive at into heard and blast some fools

[opal star]

Why's there an ethics mechanic when you're a glorified fucking poacher that doesn't do anything with his kills other than discarding the vast majority and taxidermizing the few trophies.

[static axle]

[quiet abyss]

i remember i got a kill with the iron sights at 250m

with the fucking martini henry

[quiet abyss]

yeah i know

its hilarious

[static axle]

Poaching? Laughs in woth

[quiet abyss]

i recreate the bison massacres and theyre like "good ethical hunt lil bro"

[static axle]

(the main guys mother was a legit poacher, and has bald eagle, rhino, elephant etc in the basement)

[oblique belfry]

got the boots @left mantle

[static axle]

[sour rivet]

this mf got them fake j's

[quiet abyss]

the weapon charm darktide offers for the current event completion

what the fuck

is that a worm

just a fucking worm on a chain

thanks fatshart

very nice

[opal star]

Woth's selling is based on actually selling the meat so it's a step up at least. But every hunting game is essentially a trophy hunters wet dream.

[static axle]

Looks like a tail

[quiet abyss]

nope, worm

its from the rations thing

[static axle]

Is it

[quiet abyss]

the rations are worm infested and shit

something something nurgle

anyways

[opal star]

I've got a few bald eagles.

[quiet abyss]

all that work, for a worm?

i wouldnt even USE it

[opal star]

And a rhino and elephant..

[nocturne aurora]

Kinetic energy always works or simply put: throw something very heavy against someone's head, the rest is physics

[static axle]

Yeah, but i do like woth way more than cotw even tho shitty ammo. Havent played classic enough to have an opinion

[blazing maple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVczcKmIl2w

[static axle]

But the best hunting game there is hands down. Rdr2

[blazing maple]

finally a video that discusses fatal

[opal star]

I mean, the shooting aspect is meh but actually being able to process, eat, and sell game is amazing.

[static axle]

Bison? Throwing axe
Deer? Throwing axe
Bear? Throwing axe
Bird? You know it, throwing axe

[sour rivet]

yellow

[blazing maple]

I remember back in my dnd days my friends had a joke where we'd just say "roll for anal circumfrence" and just break out laughing

[glad parrot]

HOLY

THATS A LOT OF ADS

[static axle]

When you pee but have bladder problems

[sour rivet]

kidney stone

[opal star]

Dynamite. I love rdr2's hunting, so much better than cotw.

[sour rivet]

i keep running into thalami this game fucking HATES me

whats next 3 endworms?

[blazing maple]

In F.A.T.A.L there are more ways to sexually assault or enslave enemies in a comat encounter than to actually kill them

[static axle]

I mean the bar aint high, lets be Honest

[sour rivet]

pardon

is fatal just the black souls of tabletop

[static axle]

[blazing maple]

it takes over 600 rolls and 3+ hours to make 1 character

[opal star]

[sour rivet]

that sounds horrible

[static axle]

"cod but with animals"

[green granite]

look into offtopic
Prime Minister is expecting AI's wife to give birth to 83 children

What a world we live in

[blazing maple]

It's like if people tried to make the horniest most 4channy version of dnd possible

lots of non-con

the "roll for anal circumfrence" isn't a joke it's a thing you have to do

[sour rivet]

does it have any redeeming qualities

[blazing maple]

you cant' pick a gender you roll. Being a woman gives you worse stats

[opal star]

🤣

[static axle]

I mean sure if the story is massacre

[blazing maple]

mildly interesting spell misscast sheet

[sour rivet]

you gonn gert banned

[oak magnet]

gonna do this to my next dnd character

wait

[copper vapor]

is cotw really that bad

[green granite]

I want a hunting game where I can hunt a squirrel with a Pak-40

[sour rivet]

bruh

[static axle]

I shot bison at such speed that i barely knew which one i had shot

[oak magnet]

hunting rabbits with Tankgewehr

[opal star]

Fc5 is where it's at.

[sour rivet]

my lovely masterwork handcannon

i wish i had ammo for it

[green granite]

this is a Pak40

[static axle]

Eventually they all died, some with 1 shot, some with 5

[oak magnet]

you know you succeeded when theres a puddle

[opal star]

I can do that in red dead.

[blazing maple]

if you roll and become gaey you get worse debuffs and everyone in game will be homophobic to you

[green granite]

I dont think there's a puddle

I don't think there's anything left

[blazing maple]

you also roll for your age so you might start the game as a 13 year old

[sour rivet]

the far right must love this game

[static axle]

Its is and i didnt wanna say nothing when you said you had trouble getting kills in it

[oak magnet]

ok wtf

is it a fantacy setting even wtf

[blazing maple]

No its just for really really really horny people who have no standards

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-tony-soprano-tony-soprano-the-sopranos-sad-yeah-sad-acceptance-gif-14567640609545893366

[oak magnet]

because this is just dumb as fuck lmao

[blazing maple]

racists prefer the white supremacy holy war tabletop made by actual nazis

[copper vapor]

I could shoot just fine, problem is finding the corpse later because it limps away and takes forever to bleed out

[sour rivet]

play trench crusade instead

[oak magnet]

braindead as fuck lmao what

[static axle]

Ah, shoot it more but it is bad

[opal star]

Blood pressure loss is not a thing in cotw apparently.

[quiet abyss]

no hes right

its bullshit

[sour rivet]

well this has been interesting to learn about, thank you sam.
i will proceed to forget all of it to save myself

[blazing maple]

the funny thing is they give all the other "lesser" races cool bonuses like kung-fu moves or bribery or whatever and the superior white race gets... nothing. They're literally stat wise worse than everyone else

[quiet abyss]

single lung a deer and it bolts

thats stupid

[blazing maple]

cause the people who made it focused on hating and had no idea how to make a ttrpg

[uneven sapphire]

[blazing maple]

they forgot to add game into their game

and just had a bunch of preaching instead

[sour rivet]

yooo playstation exclusive reference?

[real aspen]

what are you yapping about manthsama

[opal star]

Heart shots aren't always instant kills either, a deer will usually buck and run off before falling 40 yards away from where it was initially shot.

[oak magnet]

imagine making a ttrpg and its just our world and and a bunch of prejudice

useless

love cyberpunk and dnd because well

different worlds

[static axle]

Heart shot, follow blood hp 75-100% 2min later 50-75% 3mins later 25-50.another 5 its below 25. For 10 mins its at 0%

[real aspen]

isnt that just monopoly

[blazing maple]

I think it's made by a pastor lemme check

[opal star]

Christ the MF percentages.

[sour rivet]

aint no wya

[static axle]

Oh you forgot about the health percentages

[opal star]

The entire ground is littered with sparkling tracks blowing up your screen. POE evolved.

[sour rivet]

I DONT HAVE ANY NUKES

GOD DAMNIT

[static axle]

I think even borderlands is less flashy

[opal star]

[static axle]

And they just run in a line, until a obstacle, then they turn a little

Its like a fast bloody hairy roomba

[sour rivet]

green

[opal star]

Respect to the devs staying with the project, the community is terrible and the game is a broken mess.

[oak magnet]

LMAO EVEN WORSE

[sour rivet]

ok well i guess im skipping this wreck

damng

[quiet abyss]

the thing is, that would make sense for single lung, deer usually get 0-3 paces before dropping

but heart?

[static axle]

I mean milk with mini dlc's as long as you can

[quiet abyss]

should be instant

[quiet abyss]

fallout 3

[blazing maple]

yeah he was a pastor who took over after the last one blew his brains out

hence why it's a bad game and feels more like a sermon

[static axle]

Damn, gta has halloween?

[timber oxide]

Yes

[static axle]

maybe i should go check it out, spend some money

[sour rivet]

everything i am learning about this is against my will

[static axle]

Orbital cannon a random

[blazing maple]

I'm pretty sure the first copies of the ttrpg straight up weren't playable since they lacked so many rules

[opal star]

I'm talking Irl btw.

[static axle]

Oh boy

[static axle]

Atleast in woth you can see when you hit vital shot. They just arent as "in it" as the rest

[sour rivet]

https://youtu.be/nxtkW2CCv64?si=9-9r7eff2rh3B3Co extraterrestial broadcast time

[opal star]

Bows are treated as basically short range firearms in cotw, they both have the same damage mechanics. Irl they're vastly different.

[static axle]

So far bows have been 1 shot kills for me

Calling just sucks in woth

[thick plover]

played both cotw and another hunting game which is considered best amongst hunting games

[blazing maple]

That's how that works irl I've heard

[opal star]

They were recently fixed iirc.

[thick plover]

if only they both weren't dlc simulators

[opal star]

He means as in instant kills.

[glad parrot]

What bout Marching Upstream? Also a good track!

[opal star]

Like the deer drop right away.

[static axle]

Some where but i meant the mechanic as awhole

[real aspen]

sam's jokes have been weak these days smh

[opal star]

That only happens with certain shot placements. Like spinal cord severance and such.

[blazing maple]

big ass cylinder of wood entering my body at 300 feet per second would probably kill me real quick regardless of where it hit my body

[static axle]

1st call is insta lure, second one will keep it attracted. Then you need to have a visual to know when its getting bored to recall

[sour rivet]

not instant

if it hits an artery or important organ then yeah

sure

[blazing maple]

I've stopped making them since mbo said he didn't like them anymore and everyone made fun of me and kicked me and pointed at me while I peed myself and I cried in the girls bathroom and had to go home early in my dad's car and didn't show up to school for a week but came back changed fundamentally as an individual

[real aspen]

you can survive a metal rod going mach fuck through you skull if you're lucky enough