╟❓general-offtopic

[small bane]

Did I mention he fired almost everyone in department that regulates this shit

[real aspen]

i doubt driver as a profession will go away anytime soon

[uneven sapphire]

Ehh

[real aspen]

i'd like to see ai handle more complicated roads first

[small bane]

I said have a look at weimo

[uneven sapphire]

i would like to see people handle complicated roads

[real aspen]

and even then, for trucking, trucks need maintenance

[small bane]

Tech is there already

It’s makes cars ugly but for a cab or delivery it’s fine

[real aspen]

good point

[small bane]

Also for ppl like me less awkward

Think I’d die if I had to get in a taxi

But autonomous taxi hell yea

[uneven sapphire]

i should play rimworld again

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

i still dont like electric cars

but yeah waymo looks cool

[small bane]

Ehh electric cars

[uneven sapphire]

one of my favs is the byd sealion 8

[small bane]

Would be okay if we had the power grid for it

[uneven sapphire]

it looks nice

[small bane]

Tons of nuclear power plants

[real aspen]

yep exactly

[uneven sapphire]

tell the goverments to use thorium reactors

[small bane]

But rn we are still to reliant on fossil fuels

[opal star]

Ah. LiDAR, my beloved.

[real aspen]

the world isnt ready to go electric

[uneven sapphire]

it is

[opal star]

Did you see BYD's 300 mph car?

[uneven sapphire]

No

[opal star]

Selling for $300k.

[uneven sapphire]

[small bane]

If they listen to femboys like me I’d tell them sure

[proven tundra]

wait
how much power do you think it would take if everyone switched to electric like right now?

[uneven sapphire]

a lot

[small bane]

Everyone? In CA they already have blackouts

[proven tundra]

cause last time I looked it was only like 15% if the entire USA switched
and most demand is at night

California sucking is not new tho

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/electrician-lives-matter-sparky-sparks-dont-switch-electrocuted-gif-17829348

[small bane]

Everyone using ac

Grid is not ready electrify prices in Europe at least are soaring

We used Russian gas for a lot of needs closed coal plants

It’s a bad moment to push this

[real aspen]

also, charging infrastructure

[small bane]

Another thing we just don’t have

[real aspen]

you cant exactly have sprawling parking lots with charging stations in dense eurasian cities

[small bane]

Existing parking lots need to be adapted

[timid hollow]

@marsh cargo

[proven tundra]

everyone I know already has a plug in outside their house for winter (here in Canada) just needs an upgrade to handle a car

[small bane]

All the apartment buildings need then

It’s a lot of work

[uneven sapphire]

Holy fucking shit

130k terraWatt / year

[small bane]

Grid is ready boys

Go get your Tesla

[real aspen]

modern apartment buildings here dont even have enough parking spaces for every apartment number

[opal star]

😂

[marsh cargo]

[proven tundra]

I'd rather drive than use a tesla lol

[marsh cargo]

corp ending

[proven tundra]

*die

[small bane]

Thank god I have a private space

[timid hollow]

seems good tho

cradles survive

[small bane]

But I laugh at peasants fighting for spots every day

[timid hollow]

there is peace

[marsh cargo]

want me to explain ?

[real aspen]

me parking my bike in a closet 🗿

[small bane]

I just pull up in the benz

[marsh cargo]

||you are dead ||

[small bane]

Swag af

[timid hollow]

why tho

operator said she didnt realize that im willing to sacrifice so much but i didnt get it

[marsh cargo]

||the corps couldnt afford to have you live ||

[timid hollow]

kojima in the cradle energy thing?

[timid hollow]

ahhhh corps massive gey

[uneven sapphire]

back to this

[marsh cargo]

alot of ppl missed it

||but since when to we give "glowing obituaries" to people who are alive ||

[uneven sapphire]

currently wiht only nuclear power humanity generats 2.6k TWh

so

[real aspen]

yeah

[timid hollow]

true

[real aspen]

electric cars are pointless if the power to charge them is coming from fossil fuel

[uneven sapphire]

yeah

[marsh cargo]

||you and noblese are killed
and so most of the top AC pilots are out of the picture
and the corps can rebuild their AF arms race
you dont stop anything ||

[real aspen]

tactical skateboarding

[marsh cargo]

||you only continued the status quo that already existed in the world ||

[timid hollow]

so what do i have to do now

[real aspen]

kill the corpos

[marsh cargo]

you can do orca path

[small bane]

Exactly my point electric cars make sense when we have hundreds of NPPs

[timid hollow]

so i just have to do missions like this?

[small bane]

Right now it’s a fucking scam and don’t dare to look at lithium mines in aftica

Or do

[uneven sapphire]

I wish npps were not so left behind by the common folk

[marsh cargo]

ye

[uneven sapphire]

people are like

[small bane]

Child labour cough

[bitter spire]

Hello

[proven tundra]

My house is finally getting a roof

[uneven sapphire]

B-but chernobyl and Fukushima waaa waaa

[bitter spire]

I need you all to calm down

[uneven sapphire]

[uneven sapphire]

no

[bitter spire]

Relax

[proven tundra]

NEVER

[timid hollow]

NOOOOO

[proven tundra]

[timid hollow]

CHAOS MAY TAKE THIS CHANNEL

[timid hollow]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/stranger-of-paradise-final-fantasy-origin-chaos-jack-gif-21978837

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/ヴィンセント-vincent-vincent-valentine-ff7-ffvii-gif-16729725

[real aspen]

we must kill the common folk

should solve all the problems

[small bane]

Holy shit best 0% beer I’ve ever had

[copper vapor]

wait

[small bane]

Its sooooo sweet

[timid hollow]

Any bavarian would hang himself seeing this

just saying

[small bane]

I can’t drink pls piss off bro

[timid hollow]

Then drink normal 0,0

[small bane]

0% is all we getting in dis bihhh

[timid hollow]

and not orange juice

IT AINT ABOUT THE ALC FREE

ITS ABOUT GEY ORANGE

[small bane]

But that doesn’t even taste good

This is tasty perfect femboy drink

[timid hollow]

i miss josta

[small bane]

What’s he gonna do

I’ve been arguing with him since 2022

[sour rivet]

kill everyone

[small bane]

Been threatened with a ban so many times I can’t count

[real aspen]

i agree

we need more killing

lets kill the moon

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/black-ops-woods-cod-gif-17392574626699745990

[timid hollow]

trial by combat

[real aspen]

bring that back

[timid hollow]

texas has it

[real aspen]

damn

[small bane]

Moving to Texas

[upbeat verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235164125196451840/1431714117428838624/Snapinsta.app_video_AQNHViTCYRqPPsSk-68gOgdGxhsA0wD3d1j9dWaQBFRs7J2NCmyHxa0IQGwcE618OUXo8_MR0-HahIloHKv6gyf1XGnSgUz-2eb2QE8.mp4?ex=68fe6b2d&is=68fd19ad&hm=27b1c559a2fa6028da09f6bd66c5d7337e26659694696ac72121e4371e4877bf&

[obsidian sun]

hopefully some retarded redneck will shoot your ass

[obsidian sun]

happy new year

[small bane]

So wholesome

[real aspen]

what is texas even about

is it just

sand

[small bane]

I m happy my existence brings you pain then

[real aspen]

and guns

[timid hollow]

Brisket, beer, trucks, guns

[real aspen]

sounds like a pain

nuke it

[obsidian sun]

just a glimpse into my dark and twisted mind

[upbeat verge]

that's utah

[timid hollow]

occasional sex with your cousin

[real aspen]

nuke utah too

[timid hollow]

ah no that was alabama

[real aspen]

alabama too

[small bane]

Everyone’s twisted in their own way

[obsidian sun]

don't call me sick
cause that implies there is a cure

[upbeat verge]

twisted in what way

you wipe from the front?

[obsidian sun]

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT

[small bane]

Titty twister

[real aspen]

im a klein bottle

[sour rivet]

eekum bookum

[upbeat verge]

no cure for our curse: retardism

[obsidian sun]

you can't cure perfection

[upbeat verge]

fax

📠

[small bane]

This is peak male performance

[obsidian sun]

lowkey thought you were saying something else

[small bane]

Nyaaa

[obsidian sun]

[upbeat verge]

me omw to explain to a woman about stalker lore 💪

[turbid shuttle]

Apparently my discord is retarded

[obsidian sun]

erm sir you should say unalived

[real aspen]

kill yourself

[turbid shuttle]

[small bane]

They don’t get it

They don’t understand that zone to me is real

[real aspen]

anyone who says unalived, grape, corn, and whatever else there is should just fucking jump onto a rebar

[obsidian sun]

people who moan about that are also annoying

[upbeat verge]

I showed my ryan gosling menu in gamba to one of my uni mates and she loved it

[obsidian sun]

you do realise most of that is to avoid tos

[real aspen]

yes

and i hate the tos too

[small bane]

Cuz Ryan is hot

[upbeat verge]

ryan is literallyme

[small bane]

Blade runner is such a good movie

I want an ai assistant like that too

[real aspen]

i still dont know what blade runner is all about

[obsidian sun]

i shoota da clone

[real aspen]

despite having watched the move and multiple summaries/explanations of it

it's dystopian story

it just doesnt work

[small bane]

I watched it high af on acid it hit me hard

[timid hollow]

And the fact that sab the autist (himself often stating he is robot) isnt understanding the movie exploring themes of humanity should suprise me now or what

[real aspen]

[small bane]

But then again I don’t remember watching a movie high that I wouldn’t enjoy at least a bit

[obsidian sun]

LET ME SPEAK

ok im back

[real aspen]

[upbeat verge]

first blade runner
mmm replicant tiddies
second blade runner
mmm flower under tree

pretty much that's it

[small bane]

It was deep emotional messaging

[obsidian sun]

3 tiddies

[small bane]

Went right over your head

[real aspen]

well yes I'm mildly (or not mildly) sociopathic

emotions are boring

give me

[upbeat verge]

no you're just retarded

and perhaps autistic

[real aspen]

ivan

[small bane]

[upbeat verge]

[small bane]

3 2 1 fight

[real aspen]

kindly

smell beryllium dust

[obsidian sun]

bro can switch from assassin to hokage mode in 5 seconds

[upbeat verge]

no I'm a man of peace make friends like hello kitty

[real aspen]

fair enough

[timid hollow]

that was total recall

smh

[upbeat verge]

I cast
your dads fart 🪄

[real aspen]

jokes on you my dad is dead

[timid hollow]

also fuck rachel

joi is where its at

[upbeat verge]

ok I no speak anymore

big trouble

[real aspen]

i lied

[supple lotus]

2 spectrum kids try to fight

[real aspen]

although he is not doing so well

caught something real messy

[upbeat verge]

he should clean it if it's messy then

[real aspen]

[obsidian sun]

force him to go to the doctor

[upbeat verge]

you set yourself up for that one

[real aspen]

i know

however

[upbeat verge]

mentally I'm here chat

[real aspen]

neat

[sour rivet]

hosne

[real aspen]

anyway where was i

emotions are boring

[upbeat verge]

omg

[real aspen]

human nature is overhyped

[upbeat verge]

THERES OVER 100 OF THEM

[real aspen]

internal conflict is a slog

and character growth is a sham

[upbeat verge]

chat

do I try to go for all achievements in island adventure?

[real aspen]

yes

[sour rivet]

yes

do it no balls

[upbeat verge]

theyre not hard

the game is like extremely easy

a 6 year old can beat it

but holy shit

its so peak

you can cook with hello kitty

[timid hollow]

Seriously

why are you so gey

[upbeat verge]

????

[timid hollow]

play something where you kill people or idk

do warcrimes

[upbeat verge]

ok mr tough guy

[sour rivet]

bro is shit talkin hello kitty

[obsidian sun]

hello kitty was good when it wasn't corrupted

[timid hollow]

Hello kitty created hello kitty girls

hello kitty girls are basically the devil

[upbeat verge]

but I'm not a hello kitty girl

[timid hollow]

hello kitty is evil

[sour rivet]

i bet those girls dont even watch it

[upbeat verge]

I just like the game dude

[obsidian sun]

you'll be one by the end of the year

[upbeat verge]

cuz its cute and cosy

[timid hollow]

nobody watches hello kitty

i didnt even know there is something to watch

i thought its just pink cat made to advertise the most random bullshit to girls

[timid hollow]

your mom is cute and cozy

[small bane]

helo kitty

[upbeat verge]

who shat in your cereal this morning

wtf

[obsidian sun]

rich coming from you ivan cmon man

[small bane]

cereal is unhealthy pls dont eat it

[upbeat verge]

yeah but I just tell people to end it

and move on

[small bane]

look at the fucking calories it has in 1 portion and weigh what u put in your bowl

[upbeat verge]

this guy is shitting on the fucking cute game I play

[small bane]

survival food

[upbeat verge]

is he retarded?

[obsidian sun]

yes

[real aspen]

he is

[obsidian sun]

so are you

[real aspen]

damn

[upbeat verge]

mine is different

[real aspen]

we're all retarded

[small bane]

trueeee

[upbeat verge]

well fax

[small bane]

life decisions led us all to be in this chat now

[upbeat verge]

d3n nice kitty headphones

[timid hollow]

As youyou said

[small bane]

lets face it

[timid hollow]

ironic coming from you

[upbeat verge]

ok but

wtf is your problem

[real aspen]

i still dont know who youyou is

[upbeat verge]

with what I play

[timid hollow]

hello kitty is my problem

[upbeat verge]

@obsidian sun

[small bane]

ty ai hoshino is an idol so she needs a headset

[timid hollow]

youre just part of it

[upbeat verge]

ye ye amime or w/e

[small bane]

oshi no koooooo

let me show u something

[upbeat verge]

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-nonsense-anime-catgirl-gif-22850739

guh

i gotta watch priconne s2

[small bane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRtdQ81jPUQ can u believe this song was #1 in the charts internationaly

its the opening for s1 of oshi no ko

[obsidian sun]

MODS
ALLOW ME TO SAY 1 SLUR AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-ares-destroy-my-enemies-and-my-life-is-yours-gif-7965707800203237625

[supple lotus]

1 slur for a ban?

sure

try

[small bane]

worth do it

[real aspen]

brother you can say like 100+ slurs here

just not few specific ones

[obsidian sun]

my lawyer advised to back off from this trade

[upbeat verge]

you seem informed on the number

[supple lotus]

CHICKEN

[obsidian sun]

[small bane]

bro already got shit role cant get much worse

[obsidian sun]

i can't inconvenience people when im banned

[small bane]

actually a fresh start is in order maybe

[upbeat verge]

idk I haven't watched it
I liked one punch man cuz he punches shit

[upbeat verge]

Not this time
glad that fucker is gone

[obsidian sun]

i told you and you boo'd me

[timid hollow]

when

[small bane]

theres a ton of good animes that have both good action and are emotionally deep af but im not gonna try to covert you

[timid hollow]

i agreed that i will miss him and stuff will change, i just also agreed that he was a massive dickhead

[upbeat verge]

you cannot convert me I got the cd and blue ray collection autism instead of anime one

[timid hollow]

but some peoples personal agenda with him were just so uncanny

[upbeat verge]

we gotta find you a new neco arc to roleplay as youou

[real aspen]

fun fact, word for "stupid" in Georgian still has connections to "retarded" and is used as a derogatory term by many, although it's slowly becoming non-derogatory over the past decade or so

[upbeat verge]

haggis and walker got old

[obsidian sun]

indeed

idk what to do next

im just lazy to use ms paint

[upbeat verge]

romanian one

[small bane]

i cant sneed

[upbeat verge]

copper and wallets in harmony

[timid hollow]

rubiconian

[small bane]

have you been there for the sneedclave

[obsidian sun]

im sneeding it

[timid hollow]

Coral and Metal in Contact

ez game

im so cool

[obsidian sun]

maybe after i finish it

[quiet yew]

girly shit is always peak
be it hello kitty or girly pop music

[timid hollow]

white girl music is peak

hello kitty is an illuminate construction to gather souls

[upbeat verge]

such hate jesus

shes literally 5 apples tall bro

chill

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-gif-7861706154504118014

@upbeat verge

[obsidian sun]

hello kitty is the thing of "classic thing ruined by people making it their personality"

[upbeat verge]

unfortunately yes

I just enjoy the game cuz it's relaxing

[obsidian sun]

a lot of classic internet shit became like that

[real aspen]

that reminds me

i dont think i've ever found any game relaxing

[timid hollow]

it fuels me

it keeps me going

[upbeat verge]

@small bane @quiet yew

[obsidian sun]

why does the cat own a cat

last name white

[timid hollow]

slavery

hello kitty condones slavery

here you have it

[real aspen]

she's a cat

what did you expect

[obsidian sun]

||wtf i love hello kitty now ||

[upbeat verge]

what a baller

[obsidian sun]

the cartoon was peak as a child

[upbeat verge]

omg I got reminded

"hello this is Kitty!"
"I m stroking my shit rn i got lotion on my dick" meme

[small bane]

[upbeat verge]

how I look at the cashier when I put my tip in the tip jar

[real aspen]

i'd watch a slice of life show based on hello kitty

sounds like it'd be fun

[timid hollow]

that shit was never aired here

because germans are based

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-one-piece-anime-gif-4502646032764566609

[upbeat verge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRJ-Dai3oB0

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

quiet , hello kitty and friends is playing

[small bane]

also rly relatable

[real aspen]

sorry im listening to Too Late for a Savior (Industrial Alternative) by Aviators

cant be quiet

gotta chant like a lunatic

like monolith from that one redacted game

[upbeat verge]

which game

[small bane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA50_-zOzhA

[real aspen]

bloodborne 2

[small bane]

[upbeat verge]

dear daniel is british

[small bane]

do you guys see it in the second half

[upbeat verge]

[small bane]

hello kitty lore

now were going deep

[upbeat verge]

there is actually lore

[obsidian sun]

what is it

zoz ?

[small bane]

[timid hollow]

Dont look up what hello kitty did in november 1963

[small bane]

i think i doesnt like the 3 letters that are in that string but what do i know

[obsidian sun]

im tempted to spam every combo until i get it

[small bane]

i should use the josta font for my name to spite his memory

he will be tumbling in his grave

[real aspen]

old word for cigarette i think

i made a typo with it once

when talking about figs

[obsidian sun]

i don't see it

[timid hollow]

literally no clue what part of that could it be

[real aspen]

it's not a connected string

[1] xxxxxxx [2] xxxxxxx [3]

idk how the bot works

[obsidian sun]

any mods want to tell us

i don't care i just want closure

[timid hollow]

zOz

oda

[obsidian sun]

that's not it i tried

[timid hollow]

odaf

odafoia

[small bane]

meine dammen und herren

[timid hollow]

trg

[obsidian sun]

3r__d

[small bane]

herzlich wilkommen

[real aspen]

[real aspen]

keep going

[small bane]

[nocturne aurora]

werte Herren Offiziere und Mannschaften

[timid hollow]

si

[obsidian sun]

mentally retarded chat

[timid hollow]

zozha

[real aspen]

no no keep going from where you left off

[obsidian sun]

uh oh busted

[real aspen]

what

[timid hollow]

otrg

[small bane]

i do bring that certain vibe to the function yes

[timid hollow]

trg3

[small bane]

ja wohl mein herren

[uneven sapphire]

new fav

[real aspen]

french

[timid hollow]

thats the part

[obsidian sun]

it looks like triggered

[timid hollow]

dont need __D

[pallid sapphire]

its obviously yourself

[real aspen]

wait

remove tr

[timid hollow]

Mods explaint his

[real aspen]

see if it works

[obsidian sun]

if i had to guess it's some spammer bot shit

[timid hollow]

oh

[real aspen]

[obsidian sun]

ger ?

[small bane]

[timid hollow]

you have something against ger

SOMETHING AGAINST GERMAN

REBELLION

[obsidian sun]

i get it but i don't

[small bane]

lmao so thats why my link wouldnt work

hilarious

[timid hollow]

KRIEG DEN PALÄSTEN

[obsidian sun]

g3

[timid hollow]

3r

could it be

because of n word ending with that

[real aspen]

most likely

[obsidian sun]

yea but why is ger allowed then

[real aspen]

using 3 instead of e is a common bypass

so it just blocks

idk

weird bot

[obsidian sun]

im still in the spammer bot theory

[timid hollow]

i guess the n word for that is completely blacklisted obviously

and for this entry they just did the changed ending

[small bane]

there are two n words

you cant use either of them

[obsidian sun]

yea but for g 3 r to be automodded ger should be automodded too

so i don't think that's it

[timid hollow]

no it shouldnt

[real aspen]

cant say german

[nocturne aurora]

GER can be short for Germany so

[timid hollow]

because for ger its the whole word

[obsidian sun]

why would you need to bypass what's not censored

[timid hollow]

someone just listed g 3 r for the case someone uses that ending

[real aspen]

youyou

you

being retarded

[obsidian sun]

that's like r3tard being censored but not retard

it makes no sense

[timid hollow]

MOTHERFUCKER

THE PERSON UPDATING THE LIST WAS LAZY AND JUST ENTERED THE CHANGED ENDING

EASY AS THAT

[nocturne aurora]

same with whore what i tought be be censored so

[timid hollow]

WHATS NOT TO GET

[obsidian sun]

doubt

[timid hollow]

youre such a dumb n||agger||

[small bane]

[nocturne aurora]

chat give me an good Tobacco for handroling

[real aspen]

mint

[small bane]

amber leaf was good

[nocturne aurora]

[small bane]

gf used to bring me that from uk

[timid hollow]

Ich rauch den guten billig power

[small bane]

ciggies were lit

[obsidian sun]

i legit can't read german in this chat without hearing that video

[small bane]

even better for joints

[nocturne aurora]

need an tobacco that is decent and dont taste like paper, and i mean handrolled cigs without filter

[small bane]

these shits that u can get anywhere that supposed to be premium like mcbarren are garbo imo

[timid hollow]

american spirit kann man machen, pueblo is abartig ohne filter

[real aspen]

i had a puff of a cigar when i was 14 and then never touched smoking again

[nocturne aurora]

was meinst du warum ich frage wegen pueblo

[obsidian sun]

veri wahr meinen freund

[timid hollow]

Mein freund

Das akkusativ is dem genitiv sein tod

[nocturne aurora]

Genossen

[timid hollow]

oder dem dativ

[obsidian sun]

i actually just made that up

[timid hollow]

ich kann die regeln nicht

[sour rivet]

oh my god

[obsidian sun]

im natural at this german shii

[real aspen]

germans are invading again

[timid hollow]

again?

[small bane]

ich wieB nicht warum aber immer wenn ich deutsch lese hore ich den osterrieicher maler in mein kopf

[timid hollow]

we never stopped

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-poland-poland-germany-gif-14328272994735177728

[small bane]

hilf mir

[sour rivet]

meesa kill poor watcher

[timid hollow]

everytime some of you fucks try to write in german a vein implodes in my head

[small bane]

its been some years

[real aspen]

rude

[small bane]

i can still communicate when i go snowboarding so all good

[nocturne aurora]

jesus Tawa schmekt ja mal richtig SCHEIßE

[timid hollow]

blau oder rot

[nocturne aurora]

blau alter is das ekelhaft

[obsidian sun]

schlieben fleeb hach jurgeflachtung

[real aspen]

i learned german to advanced level and then forgot it all because it's a useless langauge

[timid hollow]

ach das war mein erster tabak

[small bane]

i just dont use it anymore

[real aspen]

i use goddamn latin more than german

[timid hollow]

aber ja den muss man 3 tage offen liegen lassen der is viel zu feucht wenn frisch aufgemcht

[small bane]

but i listen to some rammstein and it comes back a lot

[nocturne aurora]

rot geht ja gerade aber blau alter schmekt nach verbrannten socken fuuck

[obsidian sun]

im buckstabuing yo girl rn

[timid hollow]

Ah jemaipelle my name is jacque i want baguette between my joues

[nocturne aurora]

wasnt Magic Wand like Baguette Magic?

[timid hollow]

yup

[nocturne aurora]

Pom de ter müsste Kartoffel sein

[real aspen]

https://youtu.be/kYw_gTWYssM?si=ot4z6jukoiMH-xhl i'll post this again cause goddamn it's so catchy

shame only 2 minutes

[obsidian sun]

i can't do german impressions irl without doing THE THING

[nocturne aurora]

yeah in uni they told us you can lern French or Russian, jap 95% lerned Russian that year

[real aspen]

guh

i sneezed

i think i broke a rib

[nocturne aurora]

bro how hard do you sneeze ?

[real aspen]

too hard

[nocturne aurora]

real talk: go to the doc if you have a bad feeling not that you puncture your lung

[real aspen]

i didnt actually break a rib

[onyx vigil]

I just cried and moaned like a little bitch for like 15 minutes because a gigantic spider the size of my hand was at the bathroom sink where you wash your hands, and scared the living shits out of me

[real aspen]

but tongue does feel numb

[onyx vigil]

Tf is my life

[real aspen]

[nocturne aurora]

dude lives in Aussie land or what

[real aspen]

i've had similar happen

startled me

then the spider died

[small bane]

meine arbeit

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/gaming-lag-sinirli-hard-work-work-gif-3165471570968800547

[real aspen]

was it thin or thick legged?

[onyx vigil]

No Sweden

[onyx vigil]

Long legged bastard

[real aspen]

ah

yeah

[onyx vigil]

It was dark as black

it just makes me shiver when I think about it

[nocturne aurora]

God kväll, även om jag precis håller på att lära mig språket och talar det riktigt dåligt.

[real aspen]

for those i get a, uhhhh, what's it called, jug? of water and just flush it down the drain

[obsidian sun]

going in the folder

[sour rivet]

me when

when the

me when

endworm

[onyx vigil]

Det är okej men det var i badrums fatet och skrämde livet ur mig när jag försökte tvätta händerna

[obsidian sun]

so true

[onyx vigil]

jävla spindel jävel

[obsidian sun]

i agree

[sour rivet]

> green

[obsidian sun]

yo what

he gronkin it

red

fake news

[sour rivet]

> please help it hurts

[nocturne aurora]

bättre än att hitta ditt utkast till meddelande

[real aspen]

funny thing i observed about spiders like that.
long leg ones tend to just collapse when in water, surface tension gets them
shorter ones curl up and enter swimming mode

[obsidian sun]

stop speaking in green text

[onyx vigil]

anyways I had to call my brother to remove it and even he didn’t want to do it, so after calling my mom we decided to call my aunt to remove it, which lead to me whining and acting like again like a little bitch until she came and finally took that son of a bitch out of the house

fucking hell

[hexed stag]

Grok when working on X-Ray

[real aspen]

[onyx vigil]

Is that an insult?

[real aspen]

how old are you again?

[onyx vigil]

18?

[obsidian sun]

this sounds like a skit

[real aspen]

huh i thought you were older

but yeah that's fine

[obsidian sun]

we old as hell man

[onyx vigil]

Wtf? Uhhh ok

[obsidian sun]

relics of the past

[nocturne aurora]

thats what i ment by my Swedisch is shit -.-*

[onyx vigil]

I mean that’s what happened bro, my brother is still talking to my aunt

[onyx vigil]

Oooohhh okay, it just sounded like an insult but it’s cool

btw

anyways that was my evening

[real aspen]

i was also bad around spiders until a certain event forced me to get over it

want to know what event?

[onyx vigil]

no?

[obsidian sun]

yes and no

[nocturne aurora]

the word Einberufungsbescheid is an long word in German, witch means Enlistment Papers

[real aspen]

fall face first into a large spider nest

[onyx vigil]

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/black-ops-woods-cod-gif-17392574626699745990

[small bane]

everything in german lowkey sounds like shouting and an insult

if you dont know german

[real aspen]

exposure therapy is wonderful

[onyx vigil]

Oh my fucking god

[small bane]

such an agressive language

[onyx vigil]

I would literally commit sepuku if I went through that

[small bane]

kinda sexy ngl

[onyx vigil]

oh god

[timid hollow]

I SWEAR TO GOD CLASH ROYALE NEEDS NEW EMOTES

IGNORE THE KIDS

[onyx vigil]

Anyways now I am paranoid as hell thinking there are any other spiders in my home

[timid hollow]

GIVE ME THE POSSIBILITY TO TELL THE ENEMY THAT HE SHOULD KILL HIMSELF

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/907542068233142312.webp?size=96

[nocturne aurora]

Einberufungsbescheid = army draft papers

fuck me

[onyx vigil]

wut

[timid hollow]

MAKE ME ABLE TO EXPRESS MY DISGUST ABOUT THEIR DIRTY OP CARD META DECK

[obsidian sun]

HEHEHEHA

GRR

[onyx vigil]

[obsidian sun]

HEHEHEHA

[timid hollow]

MAY THEY DIE, ROT AND BURN IN HELL

[obsidian sun]

GRR

[timid hollow]

MAY THEY FUCKING SUFFER

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-exterminatus-explosion-nuke-40k-gif-22693290

[onyx vigil]

[real aspen]

anyway yeah at this point i can go around touching them and stuff, and if they're just sitting in a corner i leave em be.
but i do not tolerate them in my personal space and instantly murder them if they encroach, especially thin long-legged ones, fat ones i try to grab and let outside

[nocturne aurora]

arméinsamlingspapper as long as the German word

[onyx vigil]

like I can leave some spiders alone if they are small but big fuck no

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-clash-royale-emote-gif-23858585

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-emotes-angry-mad-furious-gif-14309343

this is the communication of the future\

[obsidian sun]

i feel bad for spiders
i know they mean no harm usually but i just can't let them be

im not scared of them but i just feel uneasy

[sour rivet]

i dont like anything that can crawl being near me

[real aspen]

have i mentioned i have very sadistic way to kill spiders?

[sour rivet]

ai

[small bane]

didnt mean to tag btw

[sour rivet]

we need cupper back

[sour rivet]

atleast his goon wasnt ai

[glad parrot]

Those are FUCKIN TINY SHORTS

[oak magnet]

i load the app

[glad parrot]

HOLY SMOKES

[oak magnet]

and its ai gooning

ffs

[copper vapor]

the fuck does this have to do with the message you replied to lmao

the brainrot is real

[glad parrot]

WHY ARE THEY SO TINY

[small bane]

ass cheeks hanging out

[copper vapor]

AI slop-flavored brainrot, even

[real aspen]

window cleaner kills them very slowly

[oak magnet]

the male demographic

[onyx vigil]

I mean I agree but still they invade and terrorizes the shit out of me, I don’t want them bad, tbh just I don’t want them in my house, in nature that’s fine I’m the asshole, but in my house then it’s a fucking issue

[glad parrot]

FUCKIN MINISKIRTS COVER MORE THAN THOSE SHORTS, WHAT DA FAAA

[obsidian sun]

no one is blaming you
just unfortunate

[timid hollow]

Beruhigen sie sich

lassen sich nicht auf das gegoone ein

[small bane]

@copper vapor do u know how to read

[onyx vigil]

ok thx

[timid hollow]

sie sind mehr als das

[small bane]

clown

[onyx vigil]

Btw wtf?

[copper vapor]

you didn't tag

retard

[real aspen]

it works on flies too

[small bane]

[timid hollow]

oh so we get passive agressive now

[real aspen]

takes about 7 minutes to kill fat ones

[timid hollow]

dipshits

[small bane]

tag ping quite reply w/e

[real aspen]

with one spray

[small bane]

grasping at straws

[real aspen]

yes i documented it

[small bane]

reaching even

for something

[copper vapor]

gotta be a very special kind of moron for me to actually block someone

[small bane]

desperately

to attack me

[copper vapor]

in 25 years of using the internet it's the second time I block someone

[small bane]

i see you bro

[real aspen]

im still going strong with 0 blocks

[timid hollow]

"Im taking notes about the death effects of different chemicals on spiders" "i dont understand blade runner"

why

i really dont know

what could it possibly be

[copper vapor]

My tolerance levels for brainrot are low

[small bane]

not my issue

not at all

[real aspen]

to be fair, it kind of is

[real aspen]

just tell him (mbo) to kill himself and move on

[small bane]

all i did was post an image an accidentally reply

[real aspen]

this is how offtopic works

[small bane]

and bro is crashing out like i shaved his cat

[left mantle]

Gooning to AI

[upbeat verge]

why would you shave his pussy?

[small bane]

he gets it

[timid hollow]

the difference is

[copper vapor]

I can tolerate even Ivan's shenanigans but not this

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/cortana-halo-gif-20067665

[small bane]

idfk if thats ai i screenshotted this from insta

[quiet abyss]

ok pal, im gonna have to ask you to get down from there

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-staring-at-sun-cute-dog-dog-closed-eyes-dog-staring-at-sunset-gif-10310895250239531072

life is good

[real aspen]

why am i blue

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/block-gif-20989889

[timid hollow]

discord without pfp is still cursed

[small bane]

easiest ragebait of my life

[left mantle]

This sentence speaks for itself really

[obsidian sun]

the only argument for ai bros

[timid hollow]

nuh uh

[copper vapor]

not even that

[obsidian sun]

jamie pull up cortana from halo 4

[copper vapor]

because she goes insane

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/blade-runner-blade-runner2049-blade-runner-roof-scene-her-tenderness-gif-21155582

[obsidian sun]

even better

[oak magnet]

ivan

[upbeat verge]

in all respect

[oak magnet]

what the fuck is going on

[upbeat verge]

and honesty chat

[onyx vigil]

Anyways I got to play some cod waw multiplayer

[real aspen]

your insane is my normal

[upbeat verge]

the bird lady from home alone can get it

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/based-so-fucking-zased-sam-hyde-samir-al-hyden-samuel-hyde-costco-incident-gif-23747241

[real aspen]

who

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/jiwoong-kim-jiwoong-zb1-zerobaseone-jiwoong-zb1-gif-521074826563213388

[left mantle]

Oh, I thought you were gonna say something even more insane whew

[timid hollow]

i just saw the wolf, dont ask questions

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/i-cannot-contain-the-silliness-alpha-wolf-alpha-male-werewolf-max-mayfield-arataki-itto-gif-27435843

[oak magnet]

tik tok

[real aspen]

me whenever i use

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-alone-gif-11375996495065887435

[small bane]

how is it going methhead

feeling twitchy yet

[real aspen]

what's the cat version of werewolf anyway

[copper vapor]

werecat

[obsidian sun]

fuck do i now

[real aspen]

mbo

[real aspen]

[obsidian sun]

avaria
avaria

[pallid sapphire]

your a cuck

[copper vapor]

do not google cheetara

[small bane]

[proven tundra]

Weretiger
Werelion
Werepanther

Pick your feline sab

[obsidian sun]

HOLY FUCK
CORE MEMORY UNLOCKED

[upbeat verge]

do not make me post jiin_san stuff

[oak magnet]

lmao no the meds wore off like 3 hours ago i went to sleep

[broken mountain]

Lets see if it will be porn, gore or something else

[copper vapor]

it's from a children's cartoon you degenerate

[oak magnet]

im on a low ass dose until next week, “starting dose” type shit

[real aspen]

i forgot the name of those small big cats that live in mountains

[proven tundra]

Lynx?

Cougar?

[broken mountain]

I thought goatse was the video of the screaming goat

[upbeat verge]

chat

[real aspen]

lynx

[upbeat verge]

idk about you

[copper vapor]

mountain lion?

[oak magnet]

the ritalin dont stop me sleepin yet

[real aspen]

i think

[broken mountain]

and look what

[oak magnet]

i dont know either

[broken mountain]

a fucking butthole

[real aspen]

no those are big big cats

[broken mountain]

an asshole even

a black hole

[obsidian sun]

what

[real aspen]

i think

idk

[upbeat verge]

airachnid from transformers

[oak magnet]

i need to ask someone out to an open mic night ive never been to but looks like fun

[broken mountain]

meatspin was supposed to be a sausage spinning

[timid hollow]

TRUE

[oak magnet]

☹️

[broken mountain]

and it was a ride or die

[small bane]

biggest lie

[obsidian sun]

what's the motorcycle transformer

[small bane]

and happy 3 friends at ripe age of 5

[upbeat verge]

Lord

[timid hollow]

duality of man

[obsidian sun]

arcee

[upbeat verge]

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://tenor.com/view/dillom-rage-dog-angry-dog-gif-17954176246139200797

[timid hollow]

okay youtube

[timid hollow]

i think we have to talk

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-rumi-mira-zoey-kpop-demon-hunters-gif-3032660265309567464

[small bane]

bobcat lowkey cute

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/remy-rat-disney-silly-disgusted-gif-8841545987186270567

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VQMsIVuPlA

[upbeat verge]

but wtf is that name

bobcat

[timid hollow]

anyone remembers huntik

obviously you dont remember the german intro but yeah

[small bane]

probably dude who discovered it was named bob

[upbeat verge]

crazy name

[broken mountain]

we do

check dms

[proven tundra]

Bob's cat -> bobcat

[small bane]

literally

best cat is maine coon anyway ive had two of those

but im too lazy to groom them their belly hair gets soooo tangled

[proven tundra]

They have a "bobbed" tail whatever the fuck that means

[real aspen]

wait no

not lynx

snow leopard

i like those

although i like lynx too

remembered

i like cats in general

[real aspen]

medium sized ones especially

[small bane]

Look at this lion

[proven tundra]

Floofy car

[timid hollow]

i like one specific lynx

[proven tundra]

Not floofy car

[broken mountain]

gexrdy running away from his responsibilities

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/snow-leopard-rolling-around-silly-fast-sped-up-gif-15318970127570270056

[broken mountain]

ANSWER

[real aspen]

goofy guys

[broken mountain]

DOES THE DICK HAVE TO BE INSIDE @timid hollow

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

what are you yapping about sound

[broken mountain]

dude left the dms

after a very important connvo

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/shy-blush-sawamura-spencer-eriri-anime-saekano-gif-21117029

[real aspen]

damn

sound got ghosted

[timid hollow]

he is talking about penitses

[small bane]

apparently cheetahs rly like people

so could get one of those

[timid hollow]

mommy the weird old pole is talking to me about penits

[small bane]

this sounds wrong

[broken mountain]

Bitch Im barely 3 years older

[timid hollow]

you look 10 years older

[proven tundra]

I just want a normal cat
I don't need anything exotic

[broken mountain]

googoo gaagaaa

[sour rivet]

i wan

i wan sum milk

[broken mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1422509786045349909/rapidsave.com_uh160alc66sf1.gif

[timid hollow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1238615665921884270/1345754588539519059/caption.gif

[proven tundra]

[timid hollow]

WOAH

[quiet abyss]

[timid hollow]

THAT EMOJI FROM RAT IS

I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THAT

[quiet abyss]

THATS NOT MILK RAT

NO

[timid hollow]

• THE DMS FROM SOUND

[proven tundra]

Milk drops?

[timid hollow]

I FEEL ASSAULTED NGL

[proven tundra]

You guys are sick

[broken mountain]

post menopause cumming

[quiet abyss]

i mean. no?

i feel fine

[proven tundra]

[small bane]

for you bro

[timid hollow]

still dont know what a bottom is

is that the one who gets fucked

[copper vapor]

indeed

[broken mountain]

yes

[real aspen]

yea

[broken mountain]

if a girl rides you, you are a bottom

[proven tundra]

[left mantle]

Neat!

[timid hollow]

learning something new everyday here

[broken mountain]

Though to be fair

[real aspen]

gex getting sex ed from offtopic

[small bane]

herer to educate

[copper vapor]

cool, games that I already own on at least 3 different platforms

[broken mountain]

The best way to handle this is to swap once in a while

[copper vapor]

[small bane]

youre welcome

[timid hollow]

i have the weird feeling, and i dont mean that as in bragging

[left mantle]

The bethesda classic

[timid hollow]

but i feel i had more sex than some here

[broken mountain]

Because some didnt at all

[timid hollow]

exactly

[left mantle]

xcom 2 is also free with prime on gog

[small bane]

ive had plenty to the point of im bored

[timid hollow]

NO JOHN YOUR BODY PILLOW DOESNT COUNT

[left mantle]

So that's somethin

[broken mountain]

[real aspen]

i dont plant to ever

[small bane]

gooning >>> sex

[real aspen]

humans are disgusting, why would i copulate with one willingly

[broken mountain]

Like those fuckers who think talking to 2 chatbots is cheating

[proven tundra]

That's why the lord invented fetishes

[small bane]

dont have to deal with another mentally ill person beside yourselves

its so much more peaceful

[left mantle]

Puritans looking at this chat

[timid hollow]

i thought thats just because were twisted individuals

[proven tundra]

I mean that too

[timid hollow]

man makes device to make you walk

[broken mountain]

Tad bit crazy girls can be interesting experiences

[timid hollow]

some guy somewhere HMMMMMM YES

[proven tundra]

But sometimes you just gotta get it on while climbing a mountain or whatever

[broken mountain]

Especially when they threaten to kill themselves because of you

[small bane]

bro ive had enough i come from rave/drugs background in a big city

[copper vapor]

low bar

[timid hollow]

thats what i wanted to express

[broken mountain]

katowice i dragi?

[small bane]

ive seen the worst

[broken mountain]

[proven tundra]

I've had sex at least twice that I know of
I have the evidence to prove it

[timid hollow]

csgo major?

[broken mountain]

your sisters cunt

[small bane]

wro

[copper vapor]

got the scars to prove it

[timid hollow]

LET MY SISTER OUT OF THIS OR I WONT LEAVE YOURS OUT OF THE BASEMENT

[broken mountain]

I dont have a sister

[proven tundra]

Kids, scars, potatoe potatoe

[timid hollow]

i do

[small bane]

yall have no idea how degenerate some ppl are

[timid hollow]

she is older than you

[broken mountain]

right now I only have one brother