╟❓general-offtopic

[frail leaf]

💱 7,000 MXN (Mexican Peso) :flag_mx: is equal to 379.31 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[marsh cargo]

thank you capcom

very cool

im sure ppl will buy this

[opal star]

I see your 308 and raise you a 470.

[copper vapor]

the only reason they keep doing this is because people buy it

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

look at the "heroes of science & fiction" game I sent earlier

[marsh cargo]

[proven tundra]

ketchup femur'd my mother??

wtf!

birb how could you

[oak magnet]

lmao imagine

[glad parrot]

What does this even MEANNNN???

[sour rivet]

[oak magnet]

he fucking broke ur mothers femur with a ketchup bottle

diabolical

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1431662278205505739/VID-20251024-WA0052.mp4?ex=68fe3ae6&is=68fce966&hm=bc51fcbc593af8d84f4dc0b6f1e277044e92147b3989191f59b18d99977be202&

[glad parrot]

Wow.. that's CRAZY

[opal star]

Is cuppy still exiled?

[timid hollow]

and for answer crashed on the white glint fight

fiona tho

thats our operator from 4

so white glint is actually our character from 4 i guess

[sour rivet]

hate is still dead

[real aspen]

ketchup femur?

idk

[glad parrot]

It's obviously sauce bones!

[real aspen]

but it's only one bone

[opal star]

What?

https://tenor.com/view/say-what-breaking-bad-walter-white-bryan-cranston-huh-gif-9403536654438265403

[sour rivet]

he left last night

[opal star]

LOL, wut.

[real aspen]

lmao why

[sour rivet]

pyrson fucking killed him

hold

[real aspen]

[sour rivet]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[opal star]

Wasn't expecting that today.

[glad parrot]

He's ACTUALLY done..

[real aspen]

damn py-san is savage

[sour rivet]

yo guys its me birb hey did that purple rank turn white?

[timid hollow]

OVER THAT?

Man when pyson goes like this i say kys twat and go on

its le internet

[copper vapor]

[real aspen]

reminds me of some other people

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

hatsune goonku

[sour rivet]

tig bitties

[real aspen]

mfw

slashed my hand again

goddamn walnuts

seriously gonna accidentally kill myself with one, one day

[glad parrot]

How do ya manage that..

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/denis-cyplenkov-gif-8552313974062937858

[real aspen]

i crack them in half with knife

weak walnut

knife go all the way through

encounter hand

[blazing jackal]

[real aspen]

result blood

[copper vapor]

why not crack them with the side of the knife instead

[opal star]

Bruh.

[copper vapor]

or any other object

[glad parrot]

...HUH

I was gonna say, yeah

[real aspen]

[blazing jackal]

You just hit them on the seam and halfs just open up

[real aspen]

confusing the chat again

im on the roll

anyway

i stick knife in here, and twist

[sour rivet]

crack them with teeth

[glad parrot]

Y'know, you probably need a bigger knife or somethin

Obviously

Get yourself a bowie knife! Sharpen it too

It will DEFINITELY help

[real aspen]

sometimes walnut is stubborn and doesnt crack in half and only chips off, so i have to push, but then it cracks too easily and knife goes through

[glad parrot]

Mhm mhm, yuuup

[copper vapor]

like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSi-nR6-xzU

[real aspen]

yea

[opal star]

Let's see the knife oopsie.

[real aspen]

then crush with fingers to get pieces out

i thought that was how everyone did it

[blazing jackal]

Seems like dangerous way to open the walnut

[copper vapor]

my mom had a walnut cracker thing at her house so we never needed to do anything weird

just place walnut on it, squeeze.

[real aspen]

i have that too, but this results in perfect halves instead of smashed up mess

[blazing jackal]

Seam is the weak spot, you just push or hit directly on it and nut opens

[copper vapor]

that's how I always figured, theoretically at least.

[blazing jackal]

And get perfect halfes

[copper vapor]

never did it myself

[real aspen]

krypt

this is the seam

the weakest spot actually

[left mantle]

oh

so skill issue

[real aspen]

possibly

[copper vapor]

seamingly a skill issue, yes

[blazing jackal]

At least you wont cut your hand with hammer?

[real aspen]

mbo

fuck yourself

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/rolling-eyes-gif-22773102

[real aspen]

im not going to hammer walnuts on my pc table

[copper vapor]

do it on the sink

[blazing jackal]

Thats how i do it, the catch is to not overdo the hit, so you get halfes instead of smashed into shards shell

[opal star]

😂

[upbeat verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1431677488509092162/image.png?ex=68fe4910&is=68fcf790&hm=69300061ac751af02a8e74b56f12523e5a0762a053f4dc6478e12c860ca9213e&

time for absolute peak

[blazing jackal]

Pompompurin!

[real aspen]

knifes is faster and easy for me

just stab and twist

doesnt even need force for most part

[upbeat verge]

my melody

[blazing jackal]

Just stab

[broken mountain]

You gonna stream hello kitty island?

[upbeat verge]

I can

in the vc

[broken mountain]

bet

[upbeat verge]

very cosy and cutesy game

[real aspen]

yes, like the vid mbo posted

except you use a small knife

[upbeat verge]

I legit fell in love with hello kitty island adventure

[real aspen]

i have a sheepsfoot one so it's super easy

[broken mountain]

@upbeat verge I can smell the pure testosterone from this

cant talk rn cause not at home

[blazing jackal]

Use butter knife?

[real aspen]

...you need a point

[latent hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-moist-i-know-what-kind-of-mand-you-are-gif-4332896312672829230

[real aspen]

i mean

you can just use a flathead screwdriver if you're afraid of messing up with knife

[upbeat verge]

dude

its such a cute game I love it

[real aspen]

literally anything with a point

[blazing jackal]

Kitchen hammer wrapped in towel will do

[broken mountain]

wdym tired hitler

[blazing jackal]

Idk why you keep self harm tendencies, Sab

[real aspen]

it's the best way to crack walnuts

a few cuts every once in a while wont kill me

[hexed stag]

https://www.carscoops.com/2025/10/kias-gas-scented-air-freshener-aims-to-help-the-ice-to-ev-transition/

illarious

[upbeat verge]

wait

I need to do my daily cooking

with hello kitty

to learn a new recipe

[copper vapor]

more ill than arious imo

[upbeat verge]

@broken mountain why leave

[umbral sluice]

https://x.com/mattshumer_/status/1981406315693187430?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1981406315693187430|twgr^bdc08fe48e2c3e157850b6bb88acd5fdf112544c|twcon^s1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pcgamer.com%2Fgaming-industry%2Ftech-investor-declares-ai-games-are-going-to-be-amazing-posts-an-ai-generated-demo-of-a-god-awful-shooter-as-proof%2F

Matt Shumer (@mattshumer_)

AI games are going to be amazing

(sound on)

X · Oct 23, 2025, 5:04 PM

[real aspen]

♻️

[frank hearth]

we where laughing about this one yesterday

still

point at this muppet and laugh

[hexed stag]

Yeah probably. Who knows what kinda shit they put in those things

[frank hearth]

it cannot be said enough

[umbral sluice]

[copper vapor]

light a cigarette in the car
air freshener catches on fire

[sour rivet]

the frenchman

[real aspen]

yeah

i dont understand people like that

like

look at that and think it passes off as anything acceptable?

what kind of state of mind does that take

[blazing jackal]

car explodes like thermobaric warhead

[hexed stag]

anything to profit off the bubble

No gamer was involved in the creation of that shit

[oak magnet]

yes

[oak magnet]

boozer

[broken mountain]

All due respect, I dont want to see this shit ever again

[blazing jackal]

New cod

[broken mountain]

I hope Sam Altman goes fucking bankrupt

[oak magnet]

YEAH NAH FUCKING AI

can go fuck itself

that and the fact dating apps are a joke

[broken mountain]

I hope their HQ gets bombed and all databases go to shit

[blazing jackal]

Blaming ai tech for slop is like blaming guns for school shootings

[marsh cargo]

did you also see part 2 of it ?

[broken mountain]

Its even fucking worse

Dude going backwards from a door and it turns into a staircase

[oak magnet]

i do blame the accessibility and lack of controls in the creation of such bullshit thats both artistically inept and steals the works of others for it

[real aspen]

this part still cracks me

[oak magnet]

the lack of regulation on AI is concerning

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/mattshumer_/status/1981798226635190641

Matt Shumer (@mattshumer_)

AI games are going to be amazing (pt 2)

(sound on) https://t.co/c2bh9T8Uqz

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 24, 2025, 7:01 PM

[glad parrot]

Finally, AI games!

I can't wait to pay for this!

[oak magnet]

its like allowing mentally unstable people to have guns, its a great idea

[oak magnet]

I LOVE AI SLOP

[real aspen]

kindly kill yourself

whoever created that

[blazing jackal]

Regulation? Eww, who are you, commie? Its free market

[umbral sluice]

No. Please enlighten me

[oak magnet]

real

the free market knows best

the regime knows best (elite ball knowledge)

[glad parrot]

Oh. My. GOSH. I want all the amazingly, high quality AI content that looks so good!

[upbeat verge]

Woahhh

[glad parrot]

(i get nothing)

[plain abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/mort-mort-madagascar-madagascar-mort-crazy-going-crazy-gif-24346505

[umbral sluice]

Holy based

[oak magnet]

INVISIBLE PLATFORMS

[timid hollow]

the thing is that there a people who have no idea of gaming who actually thinks something like this is enough to keep people playing

[oak magnet]

waiting for the AI bubble to pop

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

THERES A PART 2

[copper vapor]

it was posted last night soon after part 1

[plain abyss]

@oblique belfry @sour rivet This goes hard

[glad parrot]

I think it's kinda funny what AI makes because it's so awful, you can't help but laugh at it pfff

[timid hollow]

When i told my crypto bro friend that an ai wont be able to writy a compelling story/setting with actual fun gameplay, good ost and a good voiceacting, he was like yes duh it will

i was like did you ever play a story game and felt anything while doing so

[blazing jackal]

One day ai would make starfield, maybe this day everyone realises that everyone can be a creator, but some cant create anything but shit.

[timid hollow]

nuh uh

[sour rivet]

true react

[timid hollow]

WHY DO YOU TALK THEN

[glad parrot]

His favorite story game is that uhhh Cod Battleroyale thing

WARZONE

[broken mountain]

With no soul or effort

[glad parrot]

That's the one

[timid hollow]

nah he basically only played minecraft with us sometime and played cyberpunk for 1 hour

[broken mountain]

No creativity involved

Its soulless fucking garbage

[sour rivet]

no sovl as mbo would say

[timid hollow]

i told him he has no idea what a game needs to be a good game and he just went muh the ai gets trained on that oo muh

[glad parrot]

Soulless? Just prompt the AI to make it soulful~

Problem solved~

(company mindset)

[blazing jackal]

Im sure thats what starfield devs saying to yourself, they done their best, with "soul" and other crap

[sour rivet]

i will only listen to AI if its weird

[glad parrot]

Oh I've got just the thing for you..

[copper vapor]

then AI makes it a soulslike

[sour rivet]

no you dont

[obsidian sun]

it's AL

[sour rivet]

shshshshh

[obsidian sun]

i will ruin your joke

[sour rivet]

you are a scoundral

[broken mountain]

Sam Altman must go to hell and I will never think otherwise

[obsidian sun]

scallywag some might say

[broken mountain]

even if I will get the winston smith treatment

[blazing jackal]

Real talk, what is being the writer without your language, culture, medium knowledge, all of that is 90% experience, knowledge, ideas learned? Can be replicated with tech powerful enough. Sure it wont invent new ideas, missing the "spark".

[glad parrot]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/t95XJ6Ccg-M

[proven tundra]

What does the holodeck do with your semen if you fuck a hologram construct in the star trek universe

[sour rivet]

kill now

[glad parrot]

AI generated Dark Souls...

[proven tundra]

[blazing jackal]

Since human brain is literally organic computer, learning from day 0.

[copper vapor]

the replicator uses it as material to generate food for the crew

[sour rivet]

what

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

i was trying to find that "we need to kill ai artists" image and i foudn this instead

fuckin morons

[blazing jackal]

It passes stages, when it learns to know the sounds, then replicate them, then to express ideas through them (language).

So yep, in some sence it can be replicated.

[obsidian sun]

he makes a good point tho

[timid hollow]

lmao

[glad parrot]

Oh my god..

[obsidian sun]

i really hate when retards do that " X character says my opinion that i projected on this fictional character "

[glad parrot]

There's a freakin SUBREDDIT for that???

[timid hollow]

isnt ai art still basically just the crazy art of writing a usable prompt

[sour rivet]

YOU TELLING ME HEAVY TF2 WOULDNT AGREE WITH ME??

[obsidian sun]

not defending ai tho

[glad parrot]

That's gotta be ragebait

Like

C'mon

[sour rivet]

no

[broken mountain]

can we organize a terrorist attack on the chatgpt hq?

[sour rivet]

i've seen subreddits with people more retarted than us

[glad parrot]

...fair point

[obsidian sun]

i've seen some public subreddits that are uhh.. yea

i've seen the bottom line

[blazing jackal]

Its criminal to attack cia hq

[obsidian sun]

double whammy

[broken mountain]

boo fucking hoo

its criminal to do dope

[timid hollow]

momma im a criminla

[sour rivet]

hey guys i got us a pardon that lets us attack the cia hq with no consequence

[timid hollow]

momma im a criminal

[broken mountain]

yoo gexrfy

gexddy

gexrdy

[timid hollow]

get sober you polish drunk

[sour rivet]

say gex

[broken mountain]

you fucking wbore how did you know

[obsidian sun]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/990256707617833060/1000263848667926608/image0-5-1.gif

[broken mountain]

i ememinded myself of something

[timid hollow]

"wbore"

[little depot]

I just had the conversation of all time ngl

[timid hollow]

"ememinded"

[little depot]

Hey he ain't wrong tho

[timid hollow]

"how did you know"

[broken mountain]

@timid hollow https://youtu.be/jw2uS8fYqt4?si=vxzzig9ITHxFCurv

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/gex-slap-gex-enter-the-gecko-enter-the-gecko-hit-gif-24519640

[blazing jackal]

As one wise man said: if they were afraid you use your second amendment on them - they wont let you keep your little guns

[obsidian sun]

like that one time i met famous president bill clinton on some island

[timid hollow]

i want hell let loose vietnam now

[sour rivet]

as a friend of jfk once said "forgive your enemies but remember their dicks"

[broken mountain]

fortunate son playing everywhere

[marsh cargo]

what a slip

[timid hollow]

as jfk once said, keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer

proceeds to kill zombies with fidel castro

[sour rivet]

https://youtu.be/654BTbY-jC4?si=Q_FmDxgvSweBiwu8 i gotta share it again

[broken mountain]

that, paranoid by black sabbath and california dreaming

the more I think about it, the more I admire black ops 1 campaign

I think its my top 2 now lmaoo

shit felt like a movie

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/the-shah-of-iran-phil-gif-23048104

[glad parrot]

20 years in the can, not a fuckin peep...

[obsidian sun]

i wanted to kill redditors
i comprimised i killed cia agents instead

[blazing jackal]

Depends on subreddit tho

[sour rivet]

fuckin squirrel was on my window

[upbeat verge]

the islands are cute though
they have the small main one
then the spooky one then some underwater one and up north there's even a western themed one
@obsidian sun @timid hollow @little depot @real aspen @marsh cargo @broken mountain

[sour rivet]

stared at me

creep

[upbeat verge]

this is so cute and cool

[hexed stag]

He came out of the...

[broken mountain]

20 years in the can

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/dmc-devil-may-cry-dante-what-the-hell-is-this-wtf-gif-18707536

[broken mountain]

he compromised, he left the closet

[glad parrot]

HELLO KITTYYYY!!!

YESSS

[opal star]

Feds be among us.

[upbeat verge]

oh?

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-based-fed-federal-agent-youre-a-fed-fed-detected-gif-27464914

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/burnt-peanut-side-eye-the-burnt-peanut-gif-6339277251445282356

[upbeat verge]

Legit loving this game

[marsh cargo]

we are legally allowed to kill youyou now

[glad parrot]

He's trying his best to fit in

(doesn't work)

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/terc-the-elder-research-center-freaky-tree-freaky-tree-gif-12419065261263909916

[sour rivet]

chat barotrauma is starting to give me abyss missions

im scared

i dont wanna go down

[blazing jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/das-boot-johan-gif-21322966

[glad parrot]

You don't wanna make some goddamn MARKS?

[sour rivet]

I HAVE

[glad parrot]

GO DOWN THERE NOW

[sour rivet]

50K

I DONT NEED MORE MARKS

[glad parrot]

More

[sour rivet]

I AM A FUCKING HUSK

[glad parrot]

You need MORE

NOW

[sour rivet]

I EAT PEOPLE

[broken mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-gif-7253965985913873297

[sour rivet]

AND I WILL EAT MORE

[timid hollow]

why in hell is ivan playing hello kitty and saying its cute

massive gey

[broken mountain]

loving sopranos without context

[glad parrot]

Oh my god..

[timid hollow]

i remember when man went to war

[glad parrot]

This guy's a LEGIT HUSK

[broken mountain]

gex you wanna play misery?

[sour rivet]

yes

[timid hollow]

heard optimization bad

[broken mountain]

nope

fixed

[sour rivet]

i have destroyed several seperatists and bandit outposts

[opal star]

Got the warrant, who wants dibs?

[sour rivet]

i'll do it

[upbeat verge]

those damn gutedamas mate @glad parrot

[marsh cargo]

[timid hollow]

[broken mountain]

thats for high settings man

[upbeat verge]

cheeki fucker

[broken mountain]

I run epic on 60fps

you can do medium fo sure

[sour rivet]

grafik

[glad parrot]

Even the robes.. that's CRAZY

[sour rivet]

maybe idk

[upbeat verge]

fixed the zipline now I can dash around the island

I think soon I unlock island 3

ongod

[glad parrot]

-100 Separatist reputation makes me happy..

[sour rivet]

clowns like me too

what i reallyt need

is more ammo

[timid hollow]

thats minimum

[broken mountain]

I have one and it runs just fine at highest

[glad parrot]

Craft it

[timid hollow]

do i want to spend money on this tho

[sour rivet]

i have no lithium

[broken mountain]

I was gonna ask if you want a gift

[glad parrot]

Turn your submarine's fabricator into a makeshift WEAPON MANUFACTURING FACTORY

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNqbVC8Lyvc

[glad parrot]

More railgun shells, NOW

[sour rivet]

yeah but its so eaaasy to buy it

[proven tundra]

[timid hollow]

well theeeeeeeeen why not lmao

[sour rivet]

no but fr what do i spend my money on

[timid hollow]

but i will probably leave house soon so i can play tommorow

[glad parrot]

You can buy a lot of materials and craft better quality items for your entire sub

[carmine laurel]

oh the german genshin player is back

[sour rivet]

aye...

[zealous depot]

[glad parrot]

SHUT...

[zealous depot]

Yeah upgrade the sub

[timid hollow]

WIE BITTE

NIRMI

IN DIESEM LAND GIBTS REGELN

[copper vapor]

I only just learned

[zealous depot]

And buy meds to overdose people

[glad parrot]

ICH SPIELS NICHT MEHR

[copper vapor]

you can throw shuriken to destroy missiles and rockets in NG4

[carmine laurel]

true, every sub needs at least an outfit upgrade

[copper vapor]

[carmine laurel]

[opal star]

The wut.

[timid hollow]

BESSER ISSES

[carmine laurel]

yeah nirmi is a german + genshin player

lethal combo

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-soprano-sad-depressed-the-soprano-sopranos-gif-15113795333864437540

[glad parrot]

IM NOT

[little depot]

?

[glad parrot]

I DONT PLAY THAT GAME ANYMORE

[carmine laurel]

[little depot]

Yeah no

She's lying

I can smell it

[glad parrot]

IM REALLY NOT

[carmine laurel]

no one gets so defensive over something they dont do

[little depot]

Ignore her yall

[carmine laurel]

I've saved 200 pulls for varka

[zealous depot]

Once a genshin player, forever a genshin player

[glad parrot]

The only thing I play at the moment's DayZ

[blazing jackal]

Mondstadt was the best anyway

[glad parrot]

No

[zealous depot]

Genshin and zzz players are literally just a competition of who showers less than the other

[opal star]

Which map?

[carmine laurel]

[carmine laurel]

[glad parrot]

Winter Chernarus right now!

I tried the uhhh Liv map whatever but

I dunno, all the servers are kinda empty

[carmine laurel]

you just gotta be like "Damn, Wrio got a rerun and a new skin" and nirmi relapses

[zealous depot]

Idk where Wuthering waves sits in the "I dont shower" tier list

[sour rivet]

I FOUND YELLOW BOI

[glad parrot]

...I don't actually know who Wrio is pfff

[opal star]

What about the new winter map?

[copper vapor]

if you have to ask, it's probably in the "yes" tier

[carmine laurel]

WuWa is where the people who want more goon from genshin and zzz go to be mad about it

[little depot]

Don't you play gamma?

[blazing jackal]

Tarkov quietly sits in the corner

[glad parrot]

I TRIED BUT THE FREAKIN GAME WONT RUNNNNN

I gave up tryna fix it

[zealous depot]

Tarkov is meal team 6 levels of i don't shower

[glad parrot]

Ohhh the fuckin whaddya call it

Sakhal

Nop, haven't played that yet

[little depot]

Sighhhhh

[glad parrot]

I haven't even BOUGHT it

[little depot]

You're a lost cause

[zealous depot]

Hell that's in its own category

[glad parrot]

Look

Listen

[glad parrot]

I'm not GOOD at installing stuff, okay

[carmine laurel]

what are you good at? I dont think you've showcased anything

[blazing jackal]

They dont need to outrun fpv, just the slowest guy

[glad parrot]

Killing people :3

[little depot]

I'm not listening

You yell too much

[hexed stag]

The fat NGs

[copper vapor]

[little depot]

I excel at baking cake for example

Everyone has something they're good at

[carmine laurel]

[little depot]

And if you can't even install gamma

I doubt you can kill someone

[carmine laurel]

maybe they're just good at being a failure

[glad parrot]

Pff

[timid hollow]

Now take a delta force or some other elite soldier who normally doesnt play games or just does so on console

and then ask him to install gamma

case closed

[real aspen]

i thought there was a fitness requirement to army

[copper vapor]

if they can follow instructions, they can do it.

[slim magnet]

i found the method to make fried scrambled eggs without having 1% of material loss on an ancient frying pan that isn't non sticky

[timid hollow]

yeah i just thought about it nvm

i did it while nearly sleeping

[slim magnet]

it's my greatest achievement

[carmine laurel]

has enough brainpower to get into spec forces
somehow fails to follow a 9 step install guide

???

[glad parrot]

Thing is, I've installed it before but the freakin "update" option scuffed it for me somehow..

[carmine laurel]

[real aspen]

heat the pan up before putting anything on it

[timid hollow]

Shiyon

[glad parrot]

Maybe I should just reinstall it

[timid hollow]

sincerely

hang yourself

[slim magnet]

yeah but the timing is frame perfect

[timid hollow]

[slim magnet]

to not get one speck

[oblique belfry]

breast fak of

[timid hollow]

and about that, my dad got trough his ground training with 2 packs a day and a little belly

not as much as in the pictures but it was there

its not that hard

[copper vapor]

let me guess
he's the one who put them in life-or-death situations to begin with

[blazing jackal]

Can he save one dog from gucci fed?

[oblique belfry]

well thats unexpected

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/the-revenant-gif-27576040

[real aspen]

i imagine pullups are the hardest part for heavy guys

[carmine laurel]

idk feels like there might be too many steps involved to pull it through

[timid hollow]

true

knot hard

[real aspen]

im a fatass but got stamina and strength, but max out around 4 pullups as of now

[little depot]

Teach me

[carmine laurel]

remind me, you play touhou right?

[broken mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/wololo-ohnem-mecem-ogniem-mieczem-gif-20279346

[sour rivet]

place your bets

which one is it

will it be another latcher?
or will we get something new

[oblique belfry]

bro

agent looking ass

[glad parrot]

Charydbis thing

I'm CALLING it

[opal star]

Maybe i ought to be in a mr beast video.

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

either way

i have no pulse laser ammo

and only 2 rails

my entire right side is unprotefted

[glad parrot]

..if you got so much MARKS, why didn't you buy it?

[little depot]

Yeah birb why didn't you buy it

[broken mountain]

fuck are you watching

[slim magnet]

ye been a fan since i was like 6 years old

[oblique belfry]

mr breast new video

[copper vapor]

did you actually click a mrbeast video

do you hate yourself

[oblique belfry]

i wanted to just skim through the first 30 seconds to see what he does

but now this shit is more funny

[slim magnet]

i was really big into shmups when i was very young

[sour rivet]

there wasnt a outpost leading here

[oblique belfry]

watching mr beast and his crew shoot animals

[slim magnet]

would spend hours at arcades

[oblique belfry]

to "save them"

[carmine laurel]

tracks that you've got the frame perfect cooking an egg mentality then

[broken mountain]

448 million subs

Jfc

[oblique belfry]

number 1 rn

[broken mountain]

I mean

Its kid oriented

So expected

[glad parrot]

Wait.. how did you get the mission then?

[sour rivet]

its a hunting ground

its automatic

[glad parrot]

OH RIGHTTTT

[sour rivet]

anyway you were right

[glad parrot]

Yeah okay you're fucked

[sour rivet]

but i also have ballast flora

so it is taking me down

[oblique belfry]

2nd channel has like 200m subs iirc

[broken mountain]

T-Series?

[oblique belfry]

i think so

but i've seen children channels

with 150mil as well

[glad parrot]

YEAH

YOURE FUCKED

[sour rivet]

i had ballast flora

I AM

[broken mountain]

T series has 306m

So yeah

[sour rivet]

GOING TO CONSUME THIS BEAST

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck

[glad parrot]

When in doubt... diving suit and Europa's handshake

[sour rivet]

i dont need a diving suit to go out

[broken mountain]

share my shit so I can become most popular and then upload offtopic shitposts there

[glad parrot]

Oh riiiight

[broken mountain]

[glad parrot]

Husk

[oblique belfry]

All of our governments :

[broken mountain]

But I am soundtrackj

[oblique belfry]

they can still track your ass

in many ways

[little depot]

It's in your name

[opal star]

Launching gotham now.

[broken mountain]

🙊

[little depot]

🙈

[timid hollow]

you they can trackj sound?

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/electroman-electro-electro-spiderman-spiderman-torture-gif-11058273460571771896

[timid hollow]

what would you call that?

a

[oblique belfry]

i had a seizure

trying to read that

[timid hollow]

soundtrack?

[glad parrot]

ALKOHOL!?

[little depot]

I used to sound to soundtrack soundtrackj's soundtrack that tracks sound

[sour rivet]

EXTRATERRESTIAL BROADCAST IS PLAYING

WE ARE WINNING THIS

[broken mountain]

I can track You though, Geordy.

[little depot]

Holy shit it's dayz

[little depot]

Greatest day on barotrauma

[glad parrot]

It's a Day where the Zombies are around..

[sour rivet]

i just need to land one good shot in the mouth

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/barotruama-squidward-submarine-crash-gif-230273653894518288

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/jensen-ackles-pointing-smiling-supernatural-dean-winchester-gif-11379335554187487189

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/barotrauma-captain-gif-24907421

[timid hollow]

Meh

Would have worked if i didnt mention it 50 times already

[supple lotus]

Jam complete, dinner devoured, time to chill

[sour rivet]

oh its in the abyss

yeah nvm if i go down there and he breaks my hull im dead

[copper vapor]

I had a weirdass dream that was making me laugh in my sleep, according to my wife

and it was just

[sour rivet]

the white whale escapes today

[glad parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/barotrauma-come-play-barotrauma-baron-geisler-me-ignoring-barotrauma-barotrauma-friends-gif-25309593

[copper vapor]

a meme of oogie boogie's face with the caption "START THE URANIUM"

I have no fucking idea why

[sour rivet]

IT GOT OUT

ITS COMING UP

OH GOD

[copper vapor]

THE MEME WAS JUST THIS

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/barotrauma-divers-dancing-dance-barotrauma-dance-gif-26176547

[glad parrot]

You're so dead

[copper vapor]

and it was making me laugh out loud in my sleep irl

[frail leaf]

🎲 7

-# 2d6 🔀 [ 4, 3 ]

[oak magnet]

FUCK

[opal star]

Liar's dice.

[sour rivet]

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH

I AM A CAPTAIN

I AM REVERED BY THE CHURCH OF HUSK

[glad parrot]

YOU GOT 2 RAILGUN SHELLS

WHADDYA MEANN

[sour rivet]

I SERVE THE ALLFATHER

ITS AT HALF HEALTHJ

[little depot]

Birb is not making it to dock

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

I HAVE
EXPLOSIVE COILGUN

[glad parrot]

He's gonna lose all his crew..

[little depot]

I pray on your downfall

[zealous depot]

Church of husk? Damn, you just lost aura points

[supple lotus]

first you gonna die ingame and lose it all

[little depot]

I will manifest as the big evil octopus

[copper vapor]

the all-fucker

[sour rivet]

that too

[supple lotus]

and then ima mute you for sucking at the game

[glad parrot]

That's Zeus

[sour rivet]

NEVER

FUCKING

DOUBT ME

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[glad parrot]

Waaaow, not bad!

Pretty good stuff actually!

Now loot it

[sour rivet]

yeag...

and not a single crewmate dead

god you uglyu

[marsh cargo]

thats one big worm

[little depot]

Loki too

Zeus at least mostly didn't do much beastiality

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/RsfVZOZzJsE?si=uohtwCYqSlWrwy4G

[little depot]

Damn you

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/sturdy-drill-dance-gif-8804104646857519651

[little depot]

I pray upon thee downfall

[sour rivet]

it had nothing good

[little depot]

Oh Lord Almighty up above

If yee hear me now

[sour rivet]

OH

THATS A WATCHER

[little depot]

Smite down this burnt chicken at once

[sour rivet]

AZU WHY

[little depot]

AHA

[glad parrot]

IT WORKED HEHEHEH

[little depot]

finally

I may go to sleep

[sour rivet]

its dead

[little depot]

...

[sour rivet]

i have piercing ammo

[little depot]

I thought you ran out???

Welp

The chicken lives

Goodnight

[broken mountain]

nice

[small bane]

[supple lotus]

focused just on automating drums/percussions but still eneded up with "headache in C#"

https://www.twitch.tv/s_k_o_m/clip/LitigiousSparklingMeerkatNotLikeThis-EV3iyxh-_iXD1p8A

[sour rivet]

ok we got best song playing

we goin to the outpost

of which is owned by separatists

but not for long

[little depot]

Kinda peak honestly

[glad parrot]

"I'm all ears" lookin ahh

[small bane]

170 cm 20 cm years 10 cm heels

[upbeat verge]

BEHOLD CHAT

BEHOLDD!!!

MY ARMY OF SMALL SHITS

[glad parrot]

What

[marsh cargo]

so how does barotrauma work if you have thalassophobia

[supple lotus]

doesnt trigger it for me at all

Subnautica however did

[marsh cargo]

could it be because its 3D?

vs 2d

[opal star]

Big ol alien whales that attack you.

[sour rivet]

simple

im still fucking terrified

[supple lotus]

the first person view is it to me ya

[sour rivet]

but that makes it more fun

if im out in the water and my sub is more than 50 meters/unseeable im panicking

[marsh cargo]

tried to get my brother to play subnautica but he has the other quirky water phobia
submechanophobia

[real aspen]

what's next

phobia of oxygen?

RAH

[glad parrot]

Oxygen is slowly killing you...

Spooooky....

[pliant meteor]

Thats actually a thing tho

[marsh cargo]

monhun SHAW

[oblique belfry]

please dont make me hunt for "legendary fish" again

please rockstar

[copper vapor]

da, fenestra

[copper vapor]

going down to acid river and meeting a ghost leviathan for the first time was not very good for my blood pressure

also those damn warpers

and the fucking hideous crabsquids

[supple lotus]

it wasnt the creatures for me, just the vibe, depth and the unknown

[copper vapor]

is that ryan gosling

[supple lotus]

creatures were cute

[oblique belfry]

jason duval

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

gta 6

[opal star]

Oh shit!

Rockstar finally knows what a fishing setup looks like!

Don't know why he's holding it like it's his first time though. Maybe there's a leveling mechanic?

[real aspen]

at that point just die or something

[oblique belfry]

i cant believe my mind instantly connects some of the places with gta vc locations

they overhauled a lot

[opal star]

Are these new screen shots?

[oblique belfry]

going through the gta 6 site rockstar made

[upbeat verge]

WHAT IS HAPPENINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

HELPAAA

[oblique belfry]

compared to last time i did they added more details

[oblique belfry]

check him pc

[upbeat verge]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[oblique belfry]

my god

[pallid sapphire]

new gta 6 trailer ?

[oblique belfry]

oh shit this is the VC Mall

that leads to the studio island

[oblique belfry]

going through the gta 6 site

seems they added tons more screenshots and details

[opal star]

Yeah they aren't new, but. Neat.

[oblique belfry]

showing off characters too

we got dexter from cp2077 in gta 6

[copper vapor]

boobie

[oblique belfry]

boobie

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ktX8cITcshM

[uneven sapphire]

they wont make YOU hunt for legendary fish

cuz you cant run the game

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

guys

for fucks sake i fucking KNOW and WONT and CANT play new games

fucking carve that in your fucking brains

offtopic has only 1 joke

[real aspen]

they will make you hunt for the legendary fish at 1 frame per minute

[oblique belfry]

also you are calling me out but do you even have ps5 to play it on

[pallid sapphire]

After release you got a year til its out for PC

[pallid sapphire]

i do

peasant

HAHA

[copper vapor]

just like you can only play one game

[oblique belfry]

only ps5 game

even MBO

goddamn

[upbeat verge]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[pallid sapphire]

Nah fam il play Halo with my Wife on it

[upbeat verge]

CHECK HIM PC

@oblique belfry

[copper vapor]

you walked into that

[oblique belfry]

im surrounded by enemies

[copper vapor]

oh the misery

[uneven sapphire]

No, but i don't wanna play gta 6

[broken mountain]

I hope the diamond hobo from GTA IV will appear in the game

[uneven sapphire]

[broken mountain]

Ngl I'm hyped

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-misery-gif-25324605

[broken mountain]

It will be the biggest release in gaming history so no reason not to be, lmao

[oblique belfry]

apparently they turned the 2nd island of vc into "leonida"

or this is an entirely new place idk

[copper vapor]

where are the keys

[uneven sapphire]

the nukes that hit the ground right when gta 6 is about to be released:

[oblique belfry]

IGUANA 👀

[opal star]

So the florida keys are reduced to the leonida keys.

[real aspen]

protein

yum

[pallid sapphire]

Doge colorised,2025

[oblique belfry]

pf

[real aspen]

[oblique belfry]

calling me fat while i have fast metabolism

[pallid sapphire]

im calling you disabled not fat

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

touche

[sour rivet]

we are now in the third biome

[real aspen]

where are her jets

[sour rivet]

that is a woman

[real aspen]

[pallid sapphire]

Animuhhhhh

[copper vapor]

thot check

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hello-cow-dance-gif-17271363

[copper vapor]

aw shit

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/war-thunder-gif-25824588

[small bane]

But swim suuut 🤤

[real aspen]

meh

[pallid sapphire]

SWIM SLUT

[pallid sapphire]

SWIM

[real aspen]

never been big fan of swimsuits

more of dress guy

[copper vapor]

swimsuits don't have frills

[broken mountain]

Leonida is the continent

[small bane]

Well same but this one is actually rly cute

[oblique belfry]

[real aspen]

they do

[oblique belfry]

then again yeah

[broken mountain]

not the continent

[small bane]

Mini + tigh highs all the way

[broken mountain]

the state

Im fucking drunk

[oblique belfry]

ye ye

florida

just swapped first 4 letters

[broken mountain]

4

Not your best trait, counting

[dry nova]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crawling-creeping-hello-chat-hi-chat-gif-432109248665273611

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

swamp boys

[small bane]

Wtf going on in Florida

Wild

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[pallid sapphire]

Marshes are not that deep

[opal star]

DLSS working overtime.

Look at that blur.

[pallid sapphire]

even we got shallow marshes in germany

[opal star]

They are, lol.

[sour rivet]

y'all ready for a 1:1 recreation of the daily life in florida?

[pallid sapphire]

It depends on where

[opal star]

I don't think the map is going to be that much bigger than 5's map, but it does look more dense.

[pallid sapphire]

We got historical marshes you can just wade through and schools keep cleaning these since centuries

[oblique belfry]

is that walter

[real aspen]

marshes can be several metres deep no?

[opal star]

If it's florida we're talking about, pretty deep.

[broken mountain]

Is that a dead cat

[real aspen]

there was a term for it uhhh

slough?

[oblique belfry]

completely ignoring the dead crocodile below his feet

[broken mountain]

Breaking Bad directed by netflix

[real aspen]

i think that's what deep marshes are called

slough

[broken mountain]

I can understand crocodile hunting

[copper vapor]

waltuh

[real aspen]

a wildcat?

[broken mountain]

youre a wild hippo

[real aspen]

i dont think there are any non-wild hippos

[broken mountain]

"explode" my ass

[broken mountain]

you are tamed

[copper vapor]

[real aspen]

im not into that tf

take your kinks elsewhere

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

GTA VII in liberty city

I would sell my soul

[oblique belfry]

they are already remastering every city rn

we need a new city

[broken mountain]

CARCER CITY

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

A grim GTA again

In the manhunt location

[oblique belfry]

manhunt 3 when

[copper vapor]

cancer city

[sour rivet]

manhunt 2 still not on steam

[hexed stag]

Everything gets sauteed down in duh Bayous!

[broken mountain]

It wouldnt slide in this time and age tbf

[oblique belfry]

muh mountains

they are back

[sour rivet]

shit it didnt even slide during ITS time

[oblique belfry]

inb4 it gets delayed till september

[broken mountain]

With great graphics too

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

Imagine how gorey it would be

Manhunt 2 was banned already so

[broken mountain]

Almost every title from rockstar released in fall

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

yep

it will get delayed

[zealous depot]

Is doge still hunting?

[oblique belfry]

sold the skin for 96 bucks

if you are talking about that

[zealous depot]

GOD DAMN

[real aspen]

damn

rich ass

gimme some

[opal star]

In the everglades deepest you're going to get is 10 maybe 20 feet deep, around lakes and such.

[zealous depot]

Doge bought a pumpkin spice latte that same day

[opal star]

The average depth is like 6 feet.

[real aspen]

what the fuck is a pumpkin spice latte

[oblique belfry]

this person reminds me of someone but i can't quite tell who

[opal star]

Arthur.

[zealous depot]

White girl coffee drink

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

pumpkin + spice + milk

[opal star]

Or the ak guy.

[real aspen]

bullshit drink for retarded people

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/mythrezia-ak-guy-brandon-herrera-white-claw-gif-11423188553586792889

[oblique belfry]

oh shit

[hexed stag]

Brandon Herrera

[oblique belfry]

oh fuck you are right

now i see the resemblance

[real aspen]

it looks weird

like

the face is detailed as fuck

but the rest is still gamey

[opal star]

Pretty long.

In gta 6 it'll take you like 2 minutes though, lol.

[real aspen]

i kinda wanna see some games turned into real scale

[copper vapor]

flight simulator

[real aspen]

no

stuff like

metro exodus

elden ring

skyrim

[opal star]

What's lake okeechobee called in gta 6?

[oblique belfry]

what would walter's power be ?

[real aspen]

games where worlds are scaled down so you dont spend 3 irl days just walking from point a to point b

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

danger

[opal star]

Smallpox Tommies Old Place has to be in gta 6.

[real aspen]

speaking of walking

[zealous depot]

He becomes the danger

[real aspen]

what the hell is the long walk about?

[real aspen]

man i hate dystopia stories

they make no sense

[zealous depot]

Its Stephen King

So whatever he was smoking or snorting during that time

[real aspen]

good point

[upbeat verge]

jokes aside

https://open.spotify.com/track/1ryZAw6WMisJpNA2H6YPAK?si=5bcd007504d346e6

soundtrack is super chill

[slim magnet]

daggerfall has irl hours of horseback travel between the closest towns

it's the only game i know that has this really

arena has actual infinite wilderness so you will never ever reach the next town over without using fast travel

[proven tundra]

Should I get borgir or doner for supper

[opal star]

American truck sim is bigger than iceland iirc.

Great game.

[real aspen]

both

[slim magnet]

god daggerfall is such a great game

[small bane]

ATP get a job as truck driver

[opal star]

Can't wait for the game to get to this state.

[opal star]

Yeah, no. You'll fucking hate it, lol.

[real aspen]

while impressive, it doesnt hit as hard in real-life setting, especially with vehicles

[small bane]

Made when there was no industry standards just innovation and pushing boundaries

[proven tundra]

Instead of AI big rigs you'll just have a bunch of guys playing american truck sim at home

[small bane]

Ah and people that cared so much they almost crunched themselves to death

[opal star]

I think ATS gets quite close.

It just needs an overhaul for truck stops and it's preemo.

[small bane]

Driver as a profession is done for either way

Look at weimo

And don’t look at Tesla robotaxi is a joke

No lidar no radar just elons fever dream and a camera