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timid hollow
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death to gaben

oblique belfry
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it will plummet

pallid raft
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oh yeah

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its gonna die soon

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i wish i saved my skins though

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i couldve made a solid 100 off of this

orchid lotus
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kek1 wouldn't be trade upping some pinks turbo profitable rn?

timid hollow
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(if anyone tells me knifes arent tradeup skins im gonna kms)

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(i know they arent)

oblique belfry
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and those knives are apparently tradeable / sellable

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after 7 days

timid hollow
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what

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the

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fuck

oblique belfry
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LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOOOOWN

sour rivet
pallid raft
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when is ohne going live to make caveman noises at the graphs

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oooga ogoo ao gold aogoao

orchid lotus
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was?!

oblique belfry
turbid shuttle
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If I sell all my reds ill make like 800 bucks

oblique belfry
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my p90 is 106 bucks now

pallid raft
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then youll make like 10000 bucks

oblique belfry
turbid shuttle
orchid lotus
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well this was an eventful night, gn y'all

oblique belfry
turbid shuttle
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Plus think about how much weed and alcohol I can buy with 800 bucks

pallid raft
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true

timid hollow
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gaben:

oblique belfry
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gex

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this p90 skin i had was 7 bucks THIS EVENING

pallid raft
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now somebody give me 3 free reds so i can buy ninja gaiden 4 and i dont have to wait to get paid

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femkyu

oblique belfry
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NOW ITS 106

pallid raft
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yeah shits rising fast

proven tundra
frail leafBOT
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💱 106 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 4,453.01 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr:

timid hollow
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AND IM JUST TELLING YOU I TRADED MY RED SKINS FOR THIS CHEAP AHH KNIFE BECAUSE I THOUGHT ITS MORE STABLE

oblique belfry
timid hollow
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AND NOW LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING P90

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LITERAL GLORPSHIT

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THAT NO INSTITUTION HAS TRIED TO DO ANYTHING AGAINST THIS IS INSANE

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Umm yeah i will just allow them to trade up knifes yeah muh lets just flip the whole market

proven tundra
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Against steam?

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None of it is real money

oblique belfry
timid hollow
oblique belfry
pallid raft
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even if you just do it on steam itself, you can use that steam money to just buy and resell steam decks

timid hollow
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true

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so lets be real for a second

rocky turtle
oblique belfry
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wait you can buy steam decks with steam money ?

proven tundra
pallid raft
timid hollow
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i should probably sell my knife now dont i

pallid raft
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i think

timid hollow
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since market will be flooded

sour rivet
proven tundra
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If you guys are spending real money on fake money I'm not sure how to break it to you

sour rivet
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befoire it all crashes

oblique belfry
oblique belfry
pallid raft
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its NFTS

proven tundra
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Don't spend money on nfts

pallid raft
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yeah but its cool knives so its okay

oblique belfry
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because people are turning these p90's into butterfly knife GAMMA DOPPLERS / AUTOTRONICS

pallid raft
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doge buy 4 more and get a gamma doppler

oblique belfry
pallid raft
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then you can afford maybe like 1 3050ti

oblique belfry
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i wish i had the power to time travel

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i would've bought like 50 p90's

pallid raft
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i wouldve spent my entire paycheck on asiimovs

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and then just got rich as fuck

proven tundra
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Kids are weird

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But I love you anyway

rocky turtle
oblique belfry
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YOU CAN GET 4.6k FROM JUST 5 P90's

untold spear
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If Half - Life 3 is announced December 11th I'll cry

proven tundra
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So are the people that are paying you money legit or do you just get pay Pal scammed

oblique belfry
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PF HAHAHHA

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25 K

untold spear
turbid shuttle
sour rivet
pallid raft
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theres no gamblin

proven tundra
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So strange

turbid shuttle
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I have like 200 reds

untold spear
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MFS GAMBLIN

pallid raft
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joey take meds ples

sour rivet
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incorrect

turbid shuttle
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Im about to make BANK

timid hollow
sour rivet
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this is what we call stock market

untold spear
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Oh is it case clicker?

proven tundra
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You are gambling that you're gonna get paid out at the end

oblique belfry
timid hollow
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because trade take 7 days to transfer and in that time you can just revert the trade

oblique belfry
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TURN EVERYTHING INTO KNIVES

proven tundra
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Instead of holding on to something too long

proven tundra
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And getting nothing

oblique belfry
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lemme explain

pallid raft
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you could argue that banking is gambling because they could lose the money

turbid shuttle
timid hollow
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yeah i should sell

untold spear
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I haven't touched that game in years holy shit I forgot it existed

pallid raft
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sell kyle hyde

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quit red crown

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become rich

oblique belfry
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in cs2 there is a system called "trade-up" which lets you convert multiple skins into 1 better skin.

pallid raft
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buhbye bradley

proven tundra
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Or losing your account

untold spear
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I remember trading a bunch of sand dunes for an ak pinstripe

pallid raft
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sure but its a very small chance on either

oblique belfry
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in this latest update that dropped few hours ago. It is now possible to turn red skins into knifes (gold)

pallid raft
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steam makes huge bank on this

oblique belfry
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which was impossible before.

pallid raft
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so theyre not bothered

untold spear
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Wait

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Wait

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HOLY FUCK

timid hollow
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if someone buys it i will get 90 euro, it was around 115 before it

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could be worse i guess

oblique belfry
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this caused a huge market crash right now

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imploding cheap red skins that can turn into one of the best knifes.

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its not exactly gambling.

timid hollow
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and i mean if it actually drops extremely low i can just buy ac6 for a few bucks and get the knife back for cheap 5head

oblique belfry
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its just improving your inventory value

turbid shuttle
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Turning all my reds into knives then going to the store for a snack run

oblique belfry
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@proven tundra you got all that ?

proven tundra
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Oh yes

turbid shuttle
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So I can watch when they rollback this update and I go big money

oblique belfry
untold spear
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Holy fucking shit

oblique belfry
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think of cs2 as stock market

untold spear
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This gives me flashbacks to the unusual bug

proven tundra
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What is the value anchored to tho

oblique belfry
proven tundra
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Their rarity?

oblique belfry
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ye

proven tundra
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So it really is nfts

untold spear
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So the economy is gonna

pallid raft
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its very rare to ever pull knives

untold spear
pallid raft
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so being able to force them with cheap skins is blowing up skin prices

oblique belfry
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idk exact odds but its like 0.05 to pull knives from cases

pallid raft
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and now its not cheap

turbid shuttle
proven tundra
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What can people do with the knives? They're skins?

oblique belfry
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and red skins are like 1 or smth

oblique belfry
proven tundra
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For cs2?

oblique belfry
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yes

pallid raft
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for cs2

proven tundra
rocky turtle
oblique belfry
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the only difference between knives and gun skins is you always have your knife

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no matter what

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so its a permanent skin....esque

oblique belfry
rocky turtle
proven tundra
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If you put the skin on your knife can you still sell it?

proven tundra
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Oh okay

oblique belfry
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its like an item

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you just equip it

proven tundra
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So you can play with the 25k skin

oblique belfry
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yep

turbid shuttle
proven tundra
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And people lose their shit or what?

turbid shuttle
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@oblique belfry I wonder if I can get a blue gem from this shit

oblique belfry
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its even better

turbid shuttle
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I mean

oblique belfry
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use stattraks too if you got em

turbid shuttle
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its 40 knives

proven tundra
pallid raft
oblique belfry
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okay so

turbid shuttle
proven tundra
pallid raft
oblique belfry
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there are 5 "quality types" on skins

turbid shuttle
pallid raft
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so if you get a factory new or minimal wear, its usually worth way more

pallid raft
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because theres more skin ony our skin

oblique belfry
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Factory new
Mininal wear
Field-tested
Well-worn
Battle-Scarred

timid hollow
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ah wrong reply

proven tundra
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More skin on your skin

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Perfect

pallid raft
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more skin on the skin

oblique belfry
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factory new being pristine with 0 fault or anything

turbid shuttle
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54 knives, surely one of them will be a blue gem worth hundreds of thousands of dollars

timid hollow
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knife pull chance is 0.26% or 1 in 385

pallid raft
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its very scammy speaking about it

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kinda makes me ill a bit

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but thats how it works

oblique belfry
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and battle-scarred being the most abyssmal dogshit as if it survived ww2

pallid raft
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feels like slots

proven tundra
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It's like watching a train wreck

oblique belfry
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right now ? Yes. YES IT IS

proven tundra
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I hope nobody loses their real money here

oblique belfry
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my p90 is 118 bucks rn

turbid shuttle
proven tundra
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That's exactly how it works

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Lol

oblique belfry
proven tundra
oblique belfry
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or 3rd app sites

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so you dont need to open containers

turbid shuttle
proven tundra
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Ye
I mean specifically I hope you guys don't lose real money
The rest of those guys fuck em

sour rivet
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oh doge

turbid shuttle
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I have lost hundreds of dollars on cases

sour rivet
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did you see that one ping i sent a while ago

oblique belfry
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Simply put think of it like this.
You buy a stock (in this case skin) before a change
the mentioned change happens
and suddenly your stock (skin) is now much more expensive

proven tundra
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Okay I don't care if börka loses money

turbid shuttle
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@proven tundra Some dude opened 500k worth of cases
Got like 220k worth of skins

oblique belfry
turbid shuttle
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Lost 300 grand

proven tundra
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Deserved

sour rivet
turbid shuttle
oblique belfry
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cuz i dont see it on mentions list

sour rivet
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like 2-3am my time

proven tundra
sour rivet
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uhh

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hold

oblique belfry
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its basically stock market but in cs2

sour rivet
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Galunga

turbid shuttle
oblique belfry
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fuck is this ?

sour rivet
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bro forgot

turbid shuttle
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I genuinely dont know why people pay so much for fucking pixels on a screen

turbid shuttle
oblique belfry
oblique belfry
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must flex how rich i am

turbid shuttle
sour rivet
oblique belfry
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i was gonna write it

sour rivet
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YOUR LONG

oblique belfry
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too too

sour rivet
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TOO
YOUR RIGHT

turbid shuttle
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Ok thats all my knives

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got abysmall dogshit

oblique belfry
turbid shuttle
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No fuck you

oblique belfry
turbid shuttle
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I genuinely lost money from this

frail leafBOT
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💱 118 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 4,954.43 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr:

proven tundra
turbid shuttle
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thats how shit these knives are

oblique belfry
turbid shuttle
oblique belfry
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good kekl

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because expensive red skins like ak's or awp's

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didn't change that much

sour rivet
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scrolling my subcriptions

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looks inside

turbid shuttle
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yeah my stattrak ak went up 20 fucking dollars

sour rivet
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thank you markiplier

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very cool thumbnail

turbid shuttle
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I spent 240$ on to unbox a singular 150$ skin thats now 170$

oblique belfry
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l m a o

turbid shuttle
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I like it tho

oblique belfry
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this is a red skin btw

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and this shit is cheaper then mac 10's and p90's rn

turbid shuttle
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I like AK inheritance

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I wont ever get rid of it

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Prettiest skin imo

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I mean, its field tested

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but its pretty

oblique belfry
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IT GROWS

frail leafBOT
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💱 125 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 5,250.36 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr:

turbid shuttle
oblique belfry
oblique belfry
turbid shuttle
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I think I have one hold on

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Unless I used it for knife

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I used it for knife

timid hollow
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borka get me some steam games you rich fuck

turbid shuttle
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Money lost

oblique belfry
turbid shuttle
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No

solid sundialBOT
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timid hollow
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man i just hope i wake up and the knife is sold

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im losing money every second

oblique belfry
nocturne aurora
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@timid hollow sagmal wie oft willst du eig noch deinen namen ändern

oblique belfry
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NOT EVEN AK

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OR AWP

turbid shuttle
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I love this shitass game

timid hollow
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deswegen bleibt das profilbild, dann erkennt man mich noch

turbid shuttle
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CS2 economy as volatile as the US economy

oblique belfry
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LOOK GOOGLE DIDNT UPDATE THE PRICES

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THIS IS THE PRICE FEW HOURS AGO

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AND THEN YOU LOOK INSIDE

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B A M

nocturne aurora
oblique belfry
turbid shuttle
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@oblique belfry I think because of the asiimov p90 I had, I used like 300$ of skins and got a 117$ knife from it

oblique belfry
turbid shuttle
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Lmao

oblique belfry
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asiimov description

turbid shuttle
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I lost money on the asiimov alone

timid hollow
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the thing is

turbid shuttle
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FUCK THIS GAME

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Im going to the store

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later cucks

oblique belfry
timid hollow
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there still have to be tons of cheap red skins from sell offers that dont get updated because people sleep

pallid raft
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guaranteed

oblique belfry
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cheapest red skin smg rn

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that mp7 was 4 bucks

nocturne aurora
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cs2 is making gambeling with chests cool again i see

oblique belfry
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this is not even a chest update

timid hollow
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WHY CAN I NOT SEARCH BY RARITY ANYMORE STEAM

oblique belfry
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this is straight up a market crash

timid hollow
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i thought about it and it aint

oblique belfry
nocturne aurora
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ffs i remember the Auction House in Diablo 3 witch payed my Drivers Licese off ( witch in retrospec is cool)

timid hollow
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knifes will devalue, but red skins will rise in price

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because every knife is 5 reds deleted from the market

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it balances out

oblique belfry
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what about people like psp now kekl

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getting 3.3 million in 1 night

sour rivet
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thinks about how hard it would be to 100% baro

oblique belfry
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man what a night

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i was simply doing under the bridge challenges in gta 5

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suddenly my friend steam messages me going "check your p90 asap"

timid hollow
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why the fuck did i trade my reds for a knife

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why

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the

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fuck

sour rivet
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also i have not been speaking about it but i have died several times this run

oblique belfry
sour rivet
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mudraptors destroy hull

oblique belfry
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the whole community is in shambles rn

timid hollow
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it was such a logical thought to go for a knife because they dont fluctuate as much

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but yeah

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couldnt expect valve changes such a rule after over 10 years

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motherfuckers

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anyway if anyone wants to get battlefield here, tell me

oblique belfry
timid hollow
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i need it on xbox so some1 can buy it for me on xbox and i buy it for him on steam kekcry

timber oxide
sour rivet
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3 of em

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they tear in fast

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and tear everyone else up

timber oxide
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Only 3?

sour rivet
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i know

timber oxide
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You struggle against 3?

sour rivet
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i think they buffed them

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i do NOT remember struggling

timber oxide
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Besides I said "kill them" I never said that they have to be outside

left mantle
timber oxide
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Nah he will stay forever poor

left mantle
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CS stonks paid out

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Bro hit the bitcoin payout

sour rivet
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i have yet to restock my turrets

timber oxide
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You don't use them often enough then

sour rivet
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i mean

timid hollow
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checked account of a friend who had like 400 euro in red skins

sour rivet
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i have yet to get more AMMO

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i am running OUT

timid hollow
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realized he had sold them a month ago for games and stuff

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fucking rip

timber oxide
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We run out of ammo on every mission KekSkew

sour rivet
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i am armed with a revolver, a crowbar, and a dreeam

timber oxide
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Birb I wish you saw me and my friend trying to kill a moloch in our starter sub

marsh cargo
timber oxide
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It had a railgun on the front and it could only aim to the front

left mantle
timber oxide
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So we loaded the shells with some spicy explosives

timid hollow
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annnnd theyre starting to outbid me already

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im fucked

timber oxide
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Got directly in front of it

sour rivet
timber oxide
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I said "fire"

sour rivet
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AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

timber oxide
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My friend pulled the trigger

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And nothing happened

left mantle
timber oxide
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Because the wires were fucked kekl

sour rivet
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Yes.

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HELP FROM THE CHURCH OF THE HUSK

left mantle
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like mental help

sour rivet
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No.

timber oxide
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We then went into a full panic mode because suddenly our sub went from "may destroy a moloch" to "will get brutally fucked by a moloch, no lube"

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I mean, we used up most of our chaingun ammo and it was still after us

sour rivet
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i remember my first moloch kill

timber oxide
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And then we had to travel through another map to get to a station with only 1 box of ammo left

timid hollow
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pray for me that my knife sells

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please

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we have to manifest it

timber oxide
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At this moment I want to say that our gunner bot was fucking insane

timid hollow
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i just want ac6 legit peepopray

timber oxide
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Fucker would delete mudraptors and crawlers the moment they entered range

left mantle
sour rivet
timber oxide
sour rivet
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👀

timber oxide
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We just got the cheapest dude to have one gun always crewed

sour rivet
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artie?

timid hollow
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@oblique belfry they are already starting to sell my knife for 70 euro

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im fuckity fucked

timber oxide
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What knife is it

timid hollow
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and absolute beautiful knife

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a piece of art

timber oxide
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Fucking tell me the name fuckass

timid hollow
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your mom is a fuckass

timber oxide
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Yeah this one is shite

left mantle
timid hollow
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indeed, i fuck her ass

timber oxide
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And I fuck your ass in the meantime

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No lube

timid hollow
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so we building a chain huh

left mantle
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damn I hear this in a specific accent and I feel like i'm playing cs:go again

sour rivet
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WE GOT AMMO

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but we still dont have good guns :(

zealous depot
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dorfing time

timber oxide
sour rivet
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wayyy too early

timber oxide
zealous depot
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it's never early for worm

raw mauve
# timid hollow

I wish I had a knife but stop buying keys because I hate the concept of loot boxes

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And valve making bank off kids gambling

timid hollow
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typical ai response

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good old armored core 6 being published by ubisoft

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for answer was published by ubisoft, but that was 2008 kek1

left mantle
# timid hollow typical ai response

Gotta love what you get when you mix and match hundreds of reddit posts because a lot of sites make it hard for them to scrape it (thank god, fuck AI)

timber oxide
left mantle
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Or rather

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more cost prohibitive

timid hollow
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not that i care, but that argument is whack

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shall they milk kids as much as they want, parents fault

left mantle
timid hollow
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ye

timber oxide
raw mauve
left mantle
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And a lot of the gambling sites still aren't actually owned by valve but it still doesn't stop that lootboxes are shit

raw mauve
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I mean teens aren’t much better than actual kids

timid hollow
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^this as well

sour rivet
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i am being stalked by a hammerhead

rocky turtle
sour rivet
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i was being stalked by a hammerhead

rocky turtle
oblique belfry
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its been 30 mins or so

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lemme check again

left mantle
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Doge is living the stock market dream

pure compass
sour rivet
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Both are correct

bitter spire
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I just want someone to love me, what the fuck am I doing wrong man, I’m a nice guy, I take care of my parents, I have a job/car, I have good hygiene. What the fuck do these people want man I’m so tired

marsh cargo
left mantle
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"Musashi Industrial & Starflight Concern"

bitter spire
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That’s cool too man, thanks for the adv

raw mauve
bitter spire
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There is no time

left mantle
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Only 34?

raw mauve
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And?? That’s mindset is the problem. People can feel desperation

timber oxide
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You lost me at joining groups

bitter spire
raw mauve
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Be happy doing your own thing, like legitimately and people will gravitate to it.

left mantle
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My point is you have a lot more time than you think.

raw mauve
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You know, companies that profit off of single people seeking relationships

bitter spire
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Yeah but there’s only so much time and things you can do when you’re young yk

#

Like riding bikes, skydiving, deep sea diving, ED, climbing a mountain

#

All the fun shit you can really only do when you’re young yk

raw mauve
#

Few of those are inherently group or communal. I joined a pet volunteer org in my mid twenties as an example. Met a stupid amount of people

#

I met my former partner in a local gaming community group. I was on dating apps for two years when I first moved to my current city and while I got some dates, I met my former and current partner from irl shit

bitter spire
#

How old are you my friend?

raw mauve
#

33

bitter spire
#

Jesus

raw mauve
#

Dont set time limits or deadline for yourself. It just makes shit worse

timber oxide
bitter spire
#

I’m sorry it took you so long man, shit should’ve been different but ig it’s like you just said

raw mauve
proven tundra
raw mauve
bitter spire
proven tundra
#

Shit I missed the boat on that one

raw mauve
#

Gotta be my favourite hobby

bitter spire
left mantle
bitter spire
#

No offense to him

raw mauve
#

??? Does dating not come before marriage?

proven tundra
#

Been married it's not that great

sour rivet
#

sounds expensive

proven tundra
#

It was

spare sparrow
#

tell us more

proven tundra
#

Cost more to get out of it tho

sour rivet
#

just be unoffically married

#

ez

proven tundra
#

Worst part
I was gonna do it again

raw mauve
#

My country is onto that. Defacto largely counts

bitter spire
#

Just get a promise ring out whatever the kids are doing

#

Marriage without the marriage

spare sparrow
sour rivet
#

ring pop

proven tundra
#

I said I was never gonna get married again until my met my last fiancée

#

And then I was like I could do this again

raw mauve
proven tundra
#

And now I'm in my goblin phase

left mantle
spare sparrow
#

so you live a year with a woman, and she should be automatically entitled to whatever ?

copper vapor
proven tundra
bitter spire
#

So I need to go to a club or something like you said

#

I think I can do that but I’ll have to see

proven tundra
spare sparrow
#

i rather not to both

raw mauve
left mantle
#

Rat knows a lot about time kek1

proven tundra
#

Well then don't live together lol

bitter spire
#

Prenup

spare sparrow
#

"benefits"

sour rivet
#

bought another turret for me sub

raw mauve
bitter spire
#

Well then she just won’t know how much money or assets I own

#

Safer that way

oak magnet
#

prenups cost money

#

alot

proven tundra
#

Just be with someone that's in the exact same financial position as you
Then it doesn't make sense for anyone to take half of anything

raw mauve
#

The state will see as well not really a matter of her knowing. Better to just marry someone you can trust

bitter spire
#

Hide all your assets no?

proven tundra
#

That's the worst possible idea

#

Tbh

bitter spire
#

Curtain the important things and only show little

left mantle
#

Hiding assets is gonna backfire

bitter spire
left mantle
#

Spectacularly

proven tundra
#

The courts do not take kindly to that

#

Shows malicious intent for one

#

You're purposely hiding assets

left mantle
#

Intent to decieve does not look good. Like ever.

bitter spire
#

I’m only hiding them from my partner, not the government

proven tundra
#

To benefit yourself in a break up

raw mauve
#

Also again, the mindset is worth investigating. I wouldn’t want to marry someone I need to hide shit from or worry about her “taking it all”

bitter spire
spare sparrow
marsh cargo
#

man this is just soo cynical omegakekw

proven tundra
#

If you're that hung up about it and you've got enough to make it worth while get a lawyer

left mantle
raw mauve
#

My old man has been through two divorces. Second one specifically rather sort it with him through lawyers rather than go to court and take everything. You can’t really “know” anyone is definitely valid but still it depends on your partner

spare sparrow
#

there was a man on news, was married for 6 months, paying alimony for 5 years now KekSkew

oblique belfry
#

hooplah

bitter spire
#

So then marriage may not be the move then, that’s okay, fiancé/girlfriend works for me

raw mauve
#

The hundred of cases where they settle divorces amicably are boring and therefore not newsworthy

proven tundra
spare sparrow
#

this isnt usa and its true story

proven tundra
#

Why would a news station report that lol

left mantle
#

If you really don't want to open yourself up to that kind of commitment, potential partners will notice.

spare sparrow
#

cuz the news was about ppl who got fucked by divorce and forever alimonies and pressuring for change

left mantle
#

This "protect her from my assets" mentality is kinda just proving to any potential partner that you really have a severe trust issue,

marsh cargo
#

why bother getting married with that kind of mentality omegakekw

spare sparrow
#

cuz if you are mature, you know that "love" will end one day

proven tundra
#

Unless you're making your spouse quit her job and you have massively more than them
You're not getting half your stuff taken away

bitter spire
raw mauve
#

Yeah that’s the how courts handle it here too

bitter spire
#

The only difference is a piece of paper

left mantle
#

I'm not here to sugar coat it

#

That's a severe trust issue

proven tundra
raw mauve
#

Yeah self fulfilling prophecy type stuff

bitter spire
#

Maybe we can make it work though yk

proven tundra
#

If you don't want to commit to that because it's "your stuff" then don't ever get married

#

For the love of god

bitter spire
#

I just understand the value of things

proven tundra
#

I'm not the best person to be giving advice I was only married for ten years but

#

Stuff can be replaced

#

Trust and love can't

copper vapor
spare sparrow
#

werent you just like 5 mins before "thank god i didnt get married a second time"

proven tundra
#

No

spare sparrow
#

too strong words

bitter spire
proven tundra
#

I said I almost did it again after saying I would never do it again

bitter spire
#

But at the same time people have things that are their own do they not?

proven tundra
#

I don't have any physical object I give a shit about more than I would a marriage no

spare sparrow
#

doesnt that sentence say "i almost did that stupid shit again" ?

proven tundra
#

No

bitter spire
#

That’s steep man not going to lie

raw mauve
proven tundra
#

Love changes how you feel about things

#

It's what that means

bitter spire
#

Some shit I just couldn’t give away

spare sparrow
#

so why did you promise to yourself to never do it again ?

marsh cargo
#

he was just tempted

#

man is a human

copper vapor
#

POSHANKA

marsh cargo
#

good god

spare sparrow
#

that implies pain and bad experience

proven tundra
#

Because it was hard getting my self esteem and heart demolished

marsh cargo
#

how hard is that to understand

left mantle
spare sparrow
#

yes and that truly sucks

proven tundra
#

But meeting someone that I felt that way about made me say it was worth trying again

marsh cargo
sour rivet
bitter spire
#

They are similar but not the same

spare sparrow
#

you tried something, at the end of it you got your heart crushed, had self esteem issues, and said to yourself "fuck that shit it isnt worth it"

#

then you invalidated that promise the instant you liked another woman

marsh cargo
#

at what point did he say it want worth it ?

left mantle
#

Damn I wish I could twist shit like this

proven tundra
#

And then I changed my mind after 12 more years

bitter spire
#

Men and women do that

bitter spire
#

Contradiction is apart of life

proven tundra
raw mauve
copper vapor
left mantle
thin bobcat
bitter spire
#

If marriage is anything like you say it is then man fuck it I’ll just have a long time girlfriend, we’ll be married in theory but not irl

proven tundra
#

It's worth it if it works out

proven tundra
#

Gotta make the leap tho

raw mauve
bitter spire
#

The answer I was looking for thank you

thin bobcat
#

Germany for example

#

I am not sure though what happens if the parties split up

#

Never got into that

raw mauve
#

Yeee defacto

oblique belfry
#

4 left

bitter spire
proven tundra
#

Common law is a thing

#

Okay you are too cynical for me

marsh cargo
proven tundra
#

The courts will not look kindly on that
You can't just say it's not mine teehee

thin bobcat
#

If you really want to marry a person, either make sure that you will both stay truthful by first being in a relationship for some time or get a prenup with a good lawyer

raw mauve
thin bobcat
#

Emphasis on good lawyer

bitter spire
proven tundra
#

Yes

#

Ask chatgpt

left mantle
#

I think I just vomited

marsh cargo
bitter spire
#

I’d like to do it but man it sounds like a RR

sour rivet
#

rat

thin bobcat
#

Not the quickest but the most painful one

proven tundra
bitter spire
thin bobcat
#

Anyways, how did this topic even come to be?

proven tundra
#

Okay goodnight chatters
Please don't ask chat gpt for legal advice while I'm gonna

sour rivet
marsh cargo
#

goodbye rat

sour rivet
#

LADS

#

FUCKING HAMMERHEAD

thin bobcat
sour rivet
#

i shall check for you

sour rivet
#

knowledge is power afterall

left mantle
sour rivet
#

what do we think

marsh cargo
#

fish

left mantle
#

All things that do not require money, just a mentality shift.

thin bobcat
#

While I know it's just random baiting, you ain't gonna have a lot of fun trying to speed up the process of getting into a relationship

opal star
#

Wait, bf6 has the fix rifle?

left mantle
#

Oh!

thin bobcat
left mantle
#

I should check if I can actually sell my commodities now

sour rivet
#

i took its bladder

left mantle
#

I have like 400k sitting at A18 I couldn't sell

marsh cargo
#

i got to loot a CZ twice

left mantle
#

I saw

marsh cargo
#

i should farm some red keys

left mantle
#

Hmmm perhaps the commodity fix fixed the hull c not loading hmm
Unlikely but things have been fixed by weirder

bitter spire
#

Being yourself only works if you’re a “Chad” or cool lol

left mantle
#

No.

#

Not even remotely.

marsh cargo
bitter spire
#

Not trying to sound like a red pill or whatever lol

left mantle
#

You sound like a fuckin fool

bitter spire
#

Just going off of what I’ve seen is all

marsh cargo
#

rimworld fanart

thin bobcat
#

What even is this topic, have you even tried being yourself around people?

#

It only doesn't work if you're a basement dweller with 0 social skills and ask people the most random ass questions when you first meet them

marsh cargo
#

tldr man wants to get married

#

but has trust issues

#

wants to hide wealth

#

we told him
whats the point of getting married then ?

thin bobcat
opal star
sour rivet
#

honoring the ancestors

sour rivet
raw mauve
#

Yeee wat

sour rivet
#

me when i eat my knife

#

mmm yummy

raw mauve
#

Check out my book I carry every day

copper vapor
#

"being yourself" might not attract ppl if "yourself" is a weirdo kekl

bitter spire
pure compass
#

wait what the fuck, a cave-in death?

bitter spire
pure compass
#

Did bro dig the wrong blocks?

green granite
#

wtf why are they coming back to PD2

pure compass
copper vapor
thin bobcat
#

Well, I am man enough to admit when I was wrong

pure compass
bitter spire
green granite
copper vapor
thin bobcat
untold spear
#

I got a lot closer to that saying of "they put me in a room, a rubber room"

#

It gets better

thin bobcat
#

I mean, idk, I don't think you should search for advice on Discord for this kinda stuff and even less from absolute randoms

untold spear
#

Yeah this aint the place

bitter spire
#

The other guy told me to find a group

green granite
#

FORTNITE???

bitter spire
#

You’re saying look somewhere else’?

thin bobcat
#

None of us actually know you, so we can't even give you any advice if we would want to

#

The only thing you have received till now was cookie cutter responses that you could've gotten by googling

bitter spire
#

Very true

thin bobcat
bitter spire
#

I appreciate the sentiment however

thin bobcat
#

They'll be better at actually judging you and what you should improve

#

Not some randoms online

untold spear
#

never never never never never go on pills

bitter spire
#

Beautiful combination made my days much brighter

left mantle
raw mauve
marsh cargo
#

does the hull c work i wonder

left mantle
thin bobcat
left mantle
#

I just need to get out of atmo

untold spear
green granite
#

magnificient

left mantle
thin bobcat
#

No one should ever use a random ass online forum to do anything relationship related, not seek advice and even less take advice

#

Because even if the responses aren't bad, there is always room for interpretation and that could lead to the completely wrong outcome

green granite
#

my honest reaction ngl

left mantle
#

Also wb grim

bitter spire
copper vapor
bitter spire
#

Like you said they don’t know you

thin bobcat
copper vapor
left mantle
teal spade
#

God, I love the whiplash between Blood having a serious convo with a random and the rest of chat sharing memes in the same channel, god bless you morons

bitter spire
#

I’ll try getting a girlfriend first and then we will do the friends thing

teal spade
left mantle
bitter spire
#

See how that works out for me

#

Shouldn’t be too difficult

thin bobcat
marsh cargo
green granite
#

you can eat shit

pure compass
#

"hydration 20" Aware

left mantle
copper vapor
left mantle
sour rivet
bitter spire
thin bobcat
copper vapor
#

I've never seen anyone with zero friends getting a gf, but good luck I guess

bitter spire
#

You might be the most mature person I’ve communicated with on this platform all bullshit aside

copper vapor
#

no friends means you're either socially awkward or socially inept
this is usually a huge obstacle in getting a romantic relationship
if you have trouble interacting with ppl to get friendships, getting a gf is gonna be extremely more difficult because it needs more commitment and effort and energy

teal spade
copper vapor
#

but ey

teal spade
bitter spire
#

It’s all good, life goes on, more important things to worry about

thin bobcat
copper vapor
thin bobcat
teal spade
oblique belfry
left mantle
copper vapor
thin bobcat
left mantle
sour rivet
#

blood is fuel

left mantle
#

It's a hull c remember omegakekw

copper vapor
sour rivet
#

fug

left mantle
#

It's the travel time

marsh cargo
#

i should buy a gemini think

left mantle
#

Slow as fuck quantum drive

oblique belfry
bitter spire
#

Speaking of, since we’re here is it cool if I ask for a color for my name?

copper vapor
#

I just hope no "important" emojis get removed for it kekl

bitter spire
#

I’m thinking solid white or all black

thin bobcat
left mantle
sour rivet
#

shit on this dude

left mantle
#

Or get shit on

copper vapor
marsh cargo
#

colors are chat based

zealous depot
#

I have finished dorfing

marsh cargo
#

gotta yap more

zealous depot
#

dorfing was good PepeHappy

left mantle
marsh cargo
#

only newbies gives chating exp tho

zealous depot
teal spade
thin bobcat
#

He wants either a black or white username, that shit doesn't work by the way you're explaining it

bitter spire
#

I’ve been talking all morning, my phones about to die, need I say more?

turbid shuttle
#

ghost ping

left mantle
zealous depot
bitter spire
#

I know red is reserved for the hitmen

left mantle
bitter spire
#

Green is for you and grok

thin bobcat
sour rivet
#

going to shoot my medic because im bored

left mantle
#

Stuck at 0 demand serverwide

teal spade
zealous depot
marsh cargo
teal spade
#

You may want to consult a doctor

left mantle
thin bobcat
marsh cargo
#

coveted urple

pure compass
zealous depot
bitter spire
#

Damn

sour rivet
marsh cargo
#

good thing im not purple
that would be ugly clueless

teal spade
#

I miss the glorious golden age of pink helpers sad

zealous depot
thin bobcat
bitter spire
#

No orange? Teal?

sour rivet
zealous depot
#

or wait

zealous depot
#

did yall take xp back again

thin bobcat
#

Definitely half xp

marsh cargo
#

its 0 xp for this chat taco

zealous depot
thin bobcat
bitter spire
#

Pink?

sour rivet
#

we havent had offtopic xp since 2023

pure compass
sour rivet
#

its a robot

#

and her name?

marsh cargo
#

josta ruined it so we cant have xp in this chat

sour rivet
#

by god it will terrify you

zealous depot
teal spade
sour rivet
#

can i be pink

marsh cargo
#

delight ruining everything since '22

bitter spire
#

It’s a new day

thin bobcat
thin bobcat
sour rivet
#

darng

zealous depot
#

i will remain urple, just not super urple

#

i can live with that

sour rivet
#

i will remain

teal spade
sour rivet
#

FUUUUUUUUUCK

teal spade
thin bobcat
sour rivet
#

true

bitter spire
#

Maybe a slightly darker shade of green then 🤔

#

Something to match my pfp

thin bobcat
#

For christmas, the support channels will give you triple the xp but you need to actually help out

#

Not helping out and just yapping will immediately get you deranked

bitter spire
#

If I can finally get this to work on my steam deck then yes

oak magnet
#

support channels like newbie chat?

teal spade
#

Jfc, we'll get to award so many unfit to help roles

zealous depot
#

you'll love it grim

thin bobcat
#

Always happy to make your life worse

teal spade
left mantle
#

Did not fix it

marsh cargo
bitter spire
#

Can’t fucking believe this shit

sour rivet
#

for christmas i want one free kill to whoever i choosejokerge

bitter spire
#

Feel like that asshole ozzymandius pushing the rock up the mountain

left mantle
thin bobcat
zealous depot
oak magnet
sour rivet
#

darn

teal spade
sour rivet
#

sorry prime it aint happein

marsh cargo
oak magnet
#

i think camus wrote an essay about the guy ur on about

teal spade
#

@cosmic cave

#

You!

#

You're the steam deck boy!

zealous depot
cosmic cave
thin bobcat
bitter spire
#

Hola

teal spade
bitter spire
#

Gutendag

teal spade
marsh cargo
bitter spire
teal spade
bitter spire
#

BOS told me to try and make friends with people