╟❓general-offtopic

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrxQ8y64xt0&list=PLi2X28V8olvDQA2lIJaCSg--ejN17gUe9&index=2

[supple lotus]

@opal star you still play CoTW a lot or no? I have a DLC to give out

[static axle]

@opal star claim ya loot, free loot

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/viv-rusty-rusty-ac6-armored-core-gif-9848221610075126705

oh there you can see the emblem without cage

[static axle]

i mean if it was for woth i would be asking right away but i forgot i have all dlc's

suffering from my success

[supple lotus]

i'd have access to all of that shit but last time i played it i fell asleep

[static axle]

it needs specific kind of autism

[proven tundra]

@ moderator can I get free gamba dlc

[supple lotus]

eh, my wife grew up hunting and cant rly do it here - so it fills her needs

[static axle]

[rocky turtle]

which game again?

[static axle]

its good for that

[supple lotus]

gamba dlc? like if i mute you or not?

[proven tundra]

[supple lotus]

[proven tundra]

[supple lotus]

what do you mean?

[proven tundra]

I was being stupid

[supple lotus]

ah

[proven tundra]

[static axle]

they actually took too much blood from you

[frail leaf]

🎲 7

-# 2d6 🔀 [ 5, 2 ]

[supple lotus]

you had me in a moment of being generous, chance failed

[oak magnet]

FAKH

[static axle]

[oak magnet]

i can never win

[proven tundra]

Actually yes

I need that blood back

[proven tundra]

[oak magnet]

I NEED MORE BLOOD

need to be more virile

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/cr1tikal-penguinz0-meme-woo-yeah-baby-gif-19316511

[oak magnet]

frank reynolds core

[opal star]

Already bought it, lol.

[supple lotus]

they always say you're a hero when donating blood, but when you come with buckets they ask weird questions

[supple lotus]

haha i figured

[proven tundra]

Is this your blood

[static axle]

eh fuck it

give it to me

[proven tundra]

Where did you get the kidneys

[static axle]

[proven tundra]

Etc

[opal star]

Giving the game another chance, just make sure to turn off a setting option so you don't crash. Lol.

[marsh cargo]

LETS FUCJING GOOOO

[opal star]

I re downloaded cotw to see the how the new dlc works.

Hoping it's the same as classic.

[marsh cargo]

Youyou you enjoying it ?

[static axle]

imma bet you just have preset places or some shit to place food, then just wait. or how cotw works just drive there with atv and shoot everyone

[supple lotus]

wife's testing the upcoming stuff rn and she's pleased. but she mainly focuses on the animal models, fur, types etc for authenticity

[drifting lantern]

[opal star]

Fur types is something cotw has done really well, well aside from the wacky great one stuff.

[supple lotus]

then gets into fights with the devs

[timid hollow]

cthulu seeker is on spotify

[opal star]

Apparently they've fixed tents? Idk but they seem to have removed a mechanic of the tents to enable more grinding.

[static axle]

ofc, more grinding

[opal star]

When you start out is when i think the game is at it's best, once you get everything all you really have left to do is grind.

[static axle]

[slim magnet]

what

[static axle]

i mean i started playing cotw, i was like "this game cool" now that i've played better once im just like " why this so easy"

[timid hollow]

how many endings does FA have?

[timber oxide]

#╟❓general-offtopic message
I honestly have no clue

[marsh cargo]

Everyone hates snail

[marsh cargo]

3

[slim magnet]

what

[marsh cargo]

Corp
Orca
Old king

[timid hollow]

Do i need to do anything for the third or is it just choices in the playtrough

like playing trough the first two and then i can do the third or

And i dont wanna do old king

[marsh cargo]

You have to join the orca path and do old kings requests

[opal star]

I'll give them one thing. Graphics.

[timid hollow]

"20 million...40 million...60 million..."

[marsh cargo]

Aaah yes

[static axle]

@opal star atleast woth has some challenges but even that is kinda easy at times.

[marsh cargo]

[timid hollow]

and then it depends on if i go trough with it or not i guess?

[supple lotus]

"my game too casual"

[static axle]

imo woth has better. but i do give cotw the small bushes in the woods. i wish woth had those

[supple lotus]

imagine the whine if it was hard

[timid hollow]

oh man lets see what i get the first time around, i wont spoil myself any further and just decide based on gut feeling

[opal star]

Yeah but there's a limit to how realistic you want a hunting game to be, sitting for 5 hours for one animal and waiting hours to days for the animal to expire will bore the ever loving shit out of most people.

Cotw alone has thousands of reviews about it being too boring.

Even though it's arcadey AF.

[real aspen]

speaking of ac

[static axle]

i mean just go read woth reviews and spot cotw players

[real aspen]

when you get stunned after ibis

[static axle]

yeah

[real aspen]

during my first playthrough i mashed the hell out of quickboost to try dodge it

[opal star]

Classic does it really well, not thousands of animals on the map like cotw and not hundreds like in woth.

[sick trail]

Hello artist

[real aspen]

classic case of custscenes nerfing you

[opal star]

I think at most you'll see like 60 animals in a 10 hour session in classic.

[static axle]

[real aspen]

hello weird wedge thing

[static axle]

been ages since i've touched classic

[marsh cargo]

Yep

He has only like 1 or 2 missions he picks out

[opal star]

Trohpy shot system they've got is still so good, i have no idea why cotw and woth haven't implemented one.

[sick trail]

That's it, that was the bit, azu pinging every artist they know except the one I greeted

[opal star]

But i've heard rumors of EW pushing to make classic an offline game, which isn't great. The multiplayer is awesome.

[static axle]

just aim better

[opal star]

Staff cuts and all leading to the halloween event getting delayed for weeks.

[oak magnet]

dinner tonight

half chicken

[supple lotus]

animal: moose
gun: .243

[static axle]

naah .22lr

"why it no die "

[timber oxide]

I too would be upset if anything survived being shot in the head 4 times

[opal star]

Irl you can kill a moose with .243, but you ought to perfect shot placement.

[supple lotus]

ofc

[opal star]

You see that video of flinter shooting a cape buffalo with thousands of .22lr shots?

[supple lotus]

just le funi

[opal star]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoHSW05egH8

[timber oxide]

That being said I'm not a hunter and I just assume that headshots are universal, even if not always optimal

[proven tundra]

I thought that was gonna be a guy irl shooting an animal thousands of times

[supple lotus]

animal abuuu... oh wait

[static axle]

[proven tundra]

Artillery

[rocky turtle]

[rocky turtle]

nuclear bombs when

[static axle]

playing coop and friend is at base waiting for coords to sent some artillery rounds towards a red fox

[rocky turtle]

[opal star]

Mann, why is cotw 100 gigs.

[supple lotus]

yeah

[proven tundra]

Target grid C9, we have rabbit
Danger close, I repeat danger close

[real aspen]

that 22 feels like .308

[static axle]

-# high end alienware

[opal star]

Lmao.

[static axle]

propably bought a 3k alienware with a 2060

[timber oxide]

Yeah, nah m8, I'm pretty sure it is the computer

[supple lotus]

he's high, and the alienware is at its end

[static axle]

i think you're stupid

[supple lotus]

wife said, she's gonna ask for multiplayer artillery

[marsh cargo]

[static axle]

[supple lotus]

surely a good idea

[proven tundra]

Bought it 3 times

[proven tundra]

What

[supple lotus]

hahaha

I'm retarded but even I managed to do well in that game without much effort

granted, I only used bows

[static axle]

i swear to god people are just retards

[supple lotus]

hey, that mentions my wife

[opal star]

Man that community is something else...

[static axle]

[supple lotus]

she mods too

[static axle]

ah

[supple lotus]

and its as a shithole as here

[static axle]

oh this woth reviews still

unless you mean in general

[supple lotus]

in general, for all of those games

[static axle]

yee

well i mean in general steam discussions are a cess pool

[supple lotus]

how do you even attempt 4k on that brick

[static axle]

[rocky turtle]

[arctic flicker]

top tier card

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/basilisk-gif-12409867541131201913

[static axle]

mofo thinks min specs are meant for high preset

[teal spade]

me hunting deer with an Earth Shaker round

[static axle]

[opal star]

I think it's time.

[static axle]

i think so too, 2004/2005

[opal star]

Otters will get blasted on sight.

[static axle]

the music alone is good enough to play them

[cunning reef]

new hores

[sick trail]

Fuck you mean 23GB

[cunning reef]

[marsh cargo]

Horse posting

[static axle]

i mean the dlc point i can get behind but not the animal part, this cotw

[supple lotus]

its a very detailed Slaanesh model

[sick trail]

Honse

[arctic flicker]

there's plenty of stuff in the patch notes

[sick trail]

Five trillion tris nipple

[arctic flicker]

I'm interested to see what new astartes gear is there for Ulfar

[supple lotus]

one day I'll finish Rogue Trader

[arctic flicker]

I gotta start a new run now, there's enough stuff in there to warrant a new playthrough

[sick trail]

I'm still on act 3 I think

[teal spade]

man is so scarred after Helldiver space requirement that anything reasonable seems unreasonable

[static axle]

[arctic flicker]

yes, moose big

[sick trail]

Them moose big

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/you-got-a-point-jodie-walton-jbtzxclsv-ya-know-what-hold-on-gif-16819500

[real aspen]

buys simulator game
gets simulator gameplay
"why is this simulator?!"

[static axle]

after reading these reviews, i've come to conclussion

its a skill issue

also lets make a actually realistic hunting game prime. lets see how the redditors lose their minds then

[obsidian sun]

power goes out for 0.5 seconds
pc refuses to turn on for half an hour

im gonna commit arson

[marsh cargo]

Unplug it

Keep it unplugged for a bit

[static axle]

un plug it and hold power button to clear out the caps and shit

[obsidian sun]

i did

that's why im on rn

[static axle]

ah

[obsidian sun]

this shit has been happening for 5 days now
always around 11-14

[marsh cargo]

[obsidian sun]

shit goes out for half a second

[marsh cargo]

Buy a regulator

[obsidian sun]

no moni

[marsh cargo]

Same

But 3rd world power grid

[obsidian sun]

must suffer

[marsh cargo]

More reliable than Texas tho

[arctic flicker]

lets turn on another AC just to overload the local grid

[supple lotus]

USA is a 3rd world country afterall

[marsh cargo]

[static axle]

number 1 3rd world

[opal star]

https://theanarchistlibrary.org/special/index

[static axle]

gotta remember numba 1

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/do-something-comeon-stickman-bored-gif-22722853

[supple lotus]

i have a pet peeve for companies and games calling themself ULTIMATE or any other buzzword

[gray kettle]

and it ends up being pretty mediocre

[supple lotus]

yeup

[teal spade]

we need a company to call themselves "Worst Studio" that only puts out bangers

[opal star]

They put out slop after slop, but the amount they're overpromising with ultimate hunting is funny considering their track record.

Shit, here's ultimate fishing 2.

[rocky turtle]

[supple lotus]

ultimate doooooogshit

[real aspen]

i've seen better fish in monster hunter

[supple lotus]

i can get behind intentional slop - shit's being funny on purpose. but this

[opal star]

They got a 3rd one on the way, lmao.

[marsh cargo]

OpenAI launching its own browser

[static axle]

it updated, cant wait to go run around with 8 guns on my back with each having 999 ammo cause realism

[opal star]

Nacon is pumping out a 3rd hunting sim game, oh boy. Already the whitetail models look like shit.

[sick trail]

I'd p!repost, but I posted this in brainfart, not here
So you pass

OH WAIT NO

[pliant meteor]

@rocky turtle the tree does have funny timber physics lol, nearly brought the roof down on my little repaired hut

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/vxunderground/status/1980747601528971340

vx-underground (@vxunderground)

> "In 17 years, not a single company has challenged them"
> Look inside
> Chromium https://t.co/YhhnWfDyHT

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 21, 2025, 9:26 PM

I GOT THE EXTENDED CUT

[static axle]

stupid penis

[pliant meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/karma-tree-lumberjack-gif-13290206

[static axle]

all i want is a kinda realistic hunting game that has bullet mechanics, looks good and isnt filled with animals like bots in bf6 bot farms

and isnt dlc ridden bs like all the current ones

maybe it is time

[opal star]

Aw yeah, son.

[rocky turtle]

[gray kettle]

A lot of hunter games

[opal star]

It's almost halloween, so werewolves might be on the prowl.

And demon bunnies.

[static axle]

[sick trail]

They're going to murder Hate

[supple lotus]

Wabbajacks

Dropbears

and all the other dangerous things

[oblique belfry]

i came back from root canal procedure

and umm

i was supposed to be the patient.

i needed to help the doctor instead

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/teletubbies-dipsy-running-away-scared-run-away-gif-25928776

[teal spade]

https://youtu.be/264vSQ0kWpg

god I love listening to Toby

[oblique belfry]

i came back with a scar

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

she burned my lip

[oblique belfry]

she told me to get an x-ray after burning my lip so i did but when i came back right she was about to appoint me to another date for checkup

she almost fainted i had to catch her

[static axle]

doesnt play, good app discord

ah now it does

[oblique belfry]

we had to get her to her senses with alcoholic rug n such

[static axle]

after waiting 2 mins

[opal star]

Yeah, doesn't play on discord for me either. Media app plays fine.

[static axle]

so is it all halloween shit rn

or can i choose

[opal star]

Not now, event starts later this month.

[oblique belfry]

@timber oxide @real aspen root canal went successfull..... for the most part

[static axle]

thank god

[opal star]

And it's on one map.

Well, it changes every year.

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElMp_03CBco

[real aspen]

did you die

[opal star]

But typically timbergold trails.

[oblique belfry]

not really but i do have a burn scar on my lip now

she did an oopsie

[static axle]

lots of classics

[opal star]

The last halloween event had wendigos in the arctic and the one before that was in australia.

Demon roo's.

[copper vapor]

https://fixvx.com/Mick_Gordon/status/1980978669570175193

Mick Gordon (@Mick_Gordon)

DEFECT GAMEPLAY REVEAL — TOMORROW

Control vs. Chaos.
Built by @emptyvesselplay

Catch it during the Galaxies Showcase 2025 with @playdefect — Oct 23 at 12 PM PT | 3 PM ET | 8pm GMT

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[oblique belfry]

the procedure itself was good. No pain whatsoever.

just felt like someone was touching the nerves which technically she did

but she had low sugar or high tension or smth idk

[oblique belfry]

but she became shaky near the end

i was just staring at the ceiling when suddenly i felt like being stabbed

in my gum

but turns out she burnt my lip

i dont know what the fuck happened

probably bad day

i just came home to see a temporary filling on my tooth and a burn scar on my lip's right side

now gonna eat tantuni

[zealous depot]

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

@plucky jolt @rocky turtle

liver failure stream 3

[zealous depot]

My dorf made a fucky wucky

[opal star]

@static axle You need silver bullets to kill werewolves, and a firearm that can shoot them.

Stick to the roads and you're good, if you're in the woods and on uneven terrain they'll get you good.

[zealous depot]

ER party

[copper vapor]

"drink if you breathe" type shi

[zealous depot]

Wait hold on

[opal star]

Oh and brainshots kill them instantly, lung shots or any other organ shots don't put them down on the spot.

[zealous depot]

You gotta take a shot

IF YOUR ASS WINS?

https://tenor.com/view/dying-dead-monkey-gif-14754959

[subtle sage]

I can't even keep track of the honse I posted

[pallid sapphire]

yesterday we had the fat lady

now we have the fat lady again but another one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsYJofdpeLw

[slim magnet]

fuck is that thumbnail gahdaym

somehow reminds me of the HE ATE THEM fnaf thumbnail

[pallid sapphire]

but damn she has a lot of charges

[little depot]

SEE

exactly my point

[oblique belfry]

rtgame doing rtgame stuff

[oblique belfry]

P5 MENTIONED

[little depot]

doge

who do I romance

[slim magnet]

what did you want to ask sister

slight_smile emoji

[little depot]

Oh noes

just pinged artists

ur name came to mind

[oblique belfry]

.....f- 🛌

go makoto

[little depot]

...

WAIT YOU CANT DATE MEN?

[oblique belfry]

society

[little depot]

WHATS THE POINT OF RELEASING ROYAL THEN

??????

also i find it incredible you can summon a level 79 persona at level 6

thank you 10 dollar dlc

[slim magnet]

can you be an artist if you don't post like anywhere at all

madness

[little depot]

I consider myself to be one and I apply to said criteria

I believe in you sister

Imposter syndrome aint got shit on you

[thick plover]

People

Ive arrived home

[little depot]

Hello eggdan

[thick plover]

From workge

Now I can celebrate my 22 years of age

[thick plover]

fuck Im old

[rocky turtle]

[little depot]

happy born day

[little depot]

heya droon

[broken mountain]

between 22-23 you turn from a youngster to an uncle

from mobility to back pains

so get ready

[thick plover]

Thabk you lad

[copper vapor]

[real aspen]

shame rusty's gonna run out of EN while away from the deck

[little depot]

@sand ember your subject of interest has been introduced to kingpin

[slim magnet]

not really it's just getting fucked sideways by trauma and giving up on pretty much everything else

[oblique belfry]

nice ping

[little depot]

Yourewelcome

[subtle sage]

Takemi better

[little depot]

@limber bridge

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTVgX7b1N8E

[supple lotus]

https://fixupx.com/Mick_Gordon/status/1980978669570175193

hmmmmmmm anyone seen more about this, before i start looking it up myself?

Mick Gordon (@Mick_Gordon)

DEFECT GAMEPLAY REVEAL — TOMORROW
︀︀
︀︀Control vs. Chaos.
︀︀Built by @emptyvesselplay
︀︀
︀︀Catch it during the Galaxies Showcase 2025 with @playdefect — Oct 23 at 12 PM PT | 3 PM ET | 8pm GMT
︀︀
︀︀Watch on IGN, YouTube & Twitch.
︀︀
︀︀🎮 Wishlist now: linktr.ee/playdefect

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FixupX · Oct 22, 2025, 12:44 PM

[little depot]

Well cant help you much there since im in a similar, boat but I do wish you the best in that aspect

[supple lotus]

anyway, mick gordon

[little depot]

hang in there kiddos

its almost christmas

https://tenor.com/view/cat-the-voices-jolly-christmas-gif-5774532700081404887

[copper vapor]

unfortunately gotta wait for the "reveal" tomorrow

[supple lotus]

i hate trailers like this

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/mariah-defrosting-ice-mariah-carey-christmas-gif-17525441601810118101

[timber oxide]

People who don't even make art call themselves artists, so I guess it's a yes

[supple lotus]

cut, cut, cut, cut

[copper vapor]

teaser for a trailer
I blame hollywood

[little depot]

i like her sister better

[little depot]

speak of art

whens the next upload

💢

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/office-no-gif-26506049

[subtle sage]

She should've been romanceable frfr

[little depot]

I was gonna say kinda weird since ken is like 17, but then you can date like several adults including a teacher

sighhhh

persona 5 moment

[copper vapor]

ayo calm down Drake

[little depot]

her sister is the adult

[timber oxide]

You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second

[obsidian sun]

the shitty game has borderline pedophilia

[copper vapor]

japan is weird like that

[obsidian sun]

always bet on hating

[copper vapor]

evangelion

[broken mountain]

which one

[obsidian sun]

persona

[broken mountain]

ah

never played

sounds gae as fuck

[little depot]

The first "boss" is literally a teacher that diddles kids, and then 3 hours later you date your teacher

[obsidian sun]

keep it that way

[little depot]

thank you japan

incredible writing

[copper vapor]

remember, it could always be worse
pre 2023, the age of consent in japan was 13

[timber oxide]

How old is the 2nd teacher

[subtle sage]

Late twenties?

[little depot]

early 30s

ish

[copper vapor]

"do as I say, not as I do"

[subtle sage]

There's a character who's prob 30 cuz she's a doctor

[timber oxide]

Yeah nah that's def not ok

[broken mountain]

we had little boy and fatman already, time to drop the tsar bomba on tokyo

[little depot]

the punk girl?

[copper vapor]

time to drop big girl

[little depot]

tokyo is fine drop it on kyoto

[broken mountain]

I want to sink that entire island

and france

[little depot]

slim women

[copper vapor]

it's more than one island

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTy50vhqjj4

[timber oxide]

I'm still gonna play Persona 5 cause it's just a game and I don't care

[broken mountain]

its overpopulated epstein island(s)

[subtle sage]

Tbf Kawakami tries to deny your advances yet when she says they're student and teacher Joker just says "that's the best part"

[broken mountain]

@obsidian sun what was the name of that incest game that became a meme

[subtle sage]

The coffin of Andy and leyley?

[obsidian sun]

coffin of something something

[little depot]

https://youtu.be/_fGqYZ7YMJ8

[broken mountain]

yep, that one

[little depot]

go to 0:18

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

I want to buy a birthday gift for bogdan

Now I know what to get him

[obsidian sun]

buy him omori

trust

[copper vapor]

somewhere, a karen is calling you literally hitler for not being against the game and calling for the writer's head on a spike

[obsidian sun]

the game is shit and dev is a pedo

[broken mountain]

Omori?

[copper vapor]

flop the game

[obsidian sun]

the flop game

[broken mountain]

Man

I dont give a fuck about those games lmao

[little depot]

99% of omori fans havent played omori

[broken mountain]

Under tale, deltarune, omori and shit

It all sounds shit

[obsidian sun]

they're all the same

[little depot]

dude has beef with rpg maker

[copper vapor]

it all is shit

[obsidian sun]

muh le depression with 0 subtlety

guys look
le kid
is le sad

[timber oxide]

I'm really sorry Karen for having a functional brain and being able to differentiate fiction from real life

[copper vapor]

"I'm le sad and sexually confused pls give me attention"

[broken mountain]

fear and hunger

[subtle sage]

Funger

[little depot]

funger is peak

[broken mountain]

12yo's with issues type game

[little depot]

dont at me

[obsidian sun]

if i go back in time i would prevent earthbound from existing

im over here in the dungeons chopping pinecons

[broken mountain]

Look man

The games arent even that bad

But the community

[little depot]

i want more dark/harcore rpg games

[broken mountain]

Chaplain told me enough about under tale's community

Lmao

[real aspen]

eat shit snail

[subtle sage]

Would it be considered a horror game? Lk got into a rabbit hole cuz of funger 2

[broken mountain]

Ruin has come to our family.

[copper vapor]

I still remember someone calling me a shit human being because I like Brutal Doom

[broken mountain]

You remember our venerable house

[little depot]

but literally 4/5 of them are just poorly disguised fetish games

[broken mountain]

Oppulent and imperial

[obsidian sun]

kinda

[little depot]

Like wtf is blacksouls

[broken mountain]

I mean

[obsidian sun]

blacksouls is one of the games of all time

[copper vapor]

I know this is darkest dungeon
But this quote IMMEDIATELY reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzmhb4RqKF0

[broken mountain]

game gore is simply cool

[obsidian sun]

"but you don't understand the rape button is mandatory"

[broken mountain]

blowing brains out n shit

[slim magnet]

can you even call black souls poorly disguised

[broken mountain]

Heroes

[timber oxide]

Oh no you play violent video games, that means you're a mass murderer and should be sentenced to death

[subtle sage]

I'd play these games solely because people hate em lmao

[little depot]

seeing blacksouls 2 rape 100% speed run on yt in 2023 was an experience of all time

[broken mountain]

BLM Dark Souls 😭

[copper vapor]

"ruin has come to our family"
"IT ALL WENT WRONG THE DAY OUR FATHER, THE DUKE OF GRIFFIN, DIED"

[little depot]

its the only one I can mention here without getting banned/have people recognise the name

[broken mountain]

fucking what

I gotta do research

[obsidian sun]

it's an rpg maker that's basically shitty dark souls with a rape button

[little depot]

pretty much

[subtle sage]

Dark Souls in story/tone?

[broken mountain]

The fuck do you mean "rape button"

[copper vapor]

THE SHADOW OF DEATH IS UPON US
CURSING OUR ENTIRE FAMILY

[subtle sage]

Cuz how do you make dark souls in RPG maker

[obsidian sun]

some weirdo tards swear it's deep or something

[broken mountain]

You can pull your dick out and start sprayin?

[little depot]

its exactly as you think it is

[timber oxide]

What was that game that Sseth has speedran

[little depot]

breeders of nyphelim ?

[subtle sage]

That's the one

[little depot]

precisely

[obsidian sun]

when you interact with an npc
you get some options like: talk kill and rape ofc

[broken mountain]

IT FUCKING EXISTS

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna beat his record

[thin bobcat]

[broken mountain]

JESUS CHRIST

[rocky turtle]

Sniper yo

[thin bobcat]

how about a different topic

[real aspen]

goeth hard

[copper vapor]

did bro really think "hmm undertale has a mercy button, what if I make a game with a completely opposing action you can do to every npc"

[little depot]

anyway

[subtle sage]

Keep going

[little depot]

back to my old point

[obsidian sun]

i opened discord to bitch to flop about a gamma issue
ended up discussing blacksouls

[broken mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1137971907141050428/1321070234861305866/caption.gif

[real aspen]

@timid hollow look at my ac dumbass

[thin bobcat]

[real aspen]

it has big guns

[little depot]

funger kinda lost the plot after it became "mainstream"

[broken mountain]

I swear to God

It all looks the same

Undertale

Heartbound

[thin bobcat]

/mute member:@subtle sage reason:How about that timer:7d

[obsidian sun]

fit the funny shoulder weapons there

[subtle sage]

Funger is mainstream?

[timber oxide]

Funger became mainstream?

[copper vapor]

play FFXVI instead
it has an ACCEPT THE TRUTH button

[real aspen]

which?

[obsidian sun]

yes funger is mainstream lmao

[timber oxide]

Since when

[little depot]

since like

termina

[obsidian sun]

"my fav underground artist is kendrick" ass chat

[broken mountain]

Lmao

[little depot]

guys I listen to nettspend and 2hollis

am I unique

[obsidian sun]

the ones that look like wings

no

[real aspen]

rocket launchers?

[broken mountain]

mario is my favourite niche franchise

[timber oxide]

So does it mean that @runic condor can post more funger dicks?

[obsidian sun]

no the laser cannons

[real aspen]

swarm ones, soup

ehhh

[little depot]

LMAO

[real aspen]

no thanks

[broken mountain]

Josta is gone

[real aspen]

i dont like charge weapons

[broken mountain]

Creepy penises may come back

[little depot]

i need a shitty funger parody

[real aspen]

i swap between soup rockets and shoulder gatlings

[timber oxide]

Poland

[obsidian sun]

they are super niche but look cool as fuck
heaviest weapons
barely any ammo
fuckton of energy consumption

[rocky turtle]

[little depot]

darkwood

speaking of omori

I opened up the page of it

[copper vapor]

Cronos

[little depot]

first thing I see

[broken mountain]

dont you mention the two games at once

[broken mountain]

absolute cinema against top tier dogshit

[broken mountain]

bro

[little depot]

cant have light without darkness

[subtle sage]

Isn't that the one pyrocucnical made an 8 hour video on?

[copper vapor]

yes you can

[oblique belfry]

yes

[subtle sage]

Basically played it by watching that

[little depot]

soemthing something surgical lamps

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/technologiaaa-meme-arab-gif-943247736730314355

[broken mountain]

Darkwood is fucking amazing thou

the edward gierek reference made my ball hair shiver

[frozen void]

[little depot]

true...

i love darkwood

[runic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-free-drink-ryan-gosling-look-nice-guys-gif-5948483588839362947

[timber oxide]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006341705924087919/1085674750031966218/82E1E16D-1C29-43BF-A5C8-F4A279591EE9.gif

[frozen void]

In the underbelly of Norvinsk, where the old stadium had been gutted and reborn as the Arena, Viktor "Ghost" Kuznetsov wiped the sweat from his brow. The air hung thick with cordite and regret—smoke from the last raid curling like fingers from the shattered VIP boxes. He was a PMC, one of the ghosts in the machine, hired by the faceless suits at TerraGroup to "contain" the leaks. But down here, in Tarkov's blood-soaked coliseum, containment meant survival. And survival meant killing your own shadow if it moved wrong.

Viktor's kit was lean: a scavenged AK-74u slung low on his chest, its suppressor whispering promises of silence. Three mags of 5.45x39, a battered plate carrier hugging his ribs like a jealous lover, and a single RGD-5 grenade—his ace in the hole, or the pit that'd swallow him whole. His headset crackled with static, the voice of his handler a ghost in his ear: Objective: Secure the package. Extraction north gate. Ghosts inbound. Ghosts. That's what they called the other PMCs, the ones who'd gone feral after the Contract. Brothers in arms turned wolves in the night.

He dropped into the Pit from the catwalks, boots crunching on shattered glass. The Arena was a labyrinth of rusted bleachers and chain-link cages, floodlights flickering like dying stars. Heart pounding, Viktor crouched behind a toppled concessions cart, scanning for heat signatures. His PVS-14 nodded green in the gloom, painting the world in ethereal hues. There—a flicker. Movement in the service tunnels.Click. The suppressed burst from his AK stitched the shadows. A USEC operator jerked out from cover, his M4 crumpling as 5.45 rounds punched through his helmet's visor. Blood misted the air, and the man slumped, his dog tags glinting like fool's gold. Loot check: an extra mag, some meds. Viktor snatched them, pulse racing. One down. But the Arena didn't forgive sloppiness. A distant crack echoed—Scav fire, or another Ghost?

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/darkwood-the-stranger-darkwood-game-gif-2951611457555055037

[obsidian sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1323077892732620872/1429587463403339877/snaplytics_converted_gif1.gif

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-war-thunder-war-cat-war-gif-4929875301120562890

[subtle sage]

Ayo fanfic

[real aspen]

oof man

i feel sorry for walter

[broken mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908476894045937664/1415739787436097596/woman_moment.gif

[real aspen]

Obliterated him

[timber oxide]

Please refrain from sending the selfies I sent you in the DMs, thanks

[obsidian sun]

waltuh
put your AC away waltuh

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/darkwood-elon-musk-gif-22002697

[oblique belfry]

mb

[obsidian sun]

child my ass

[broken mountain]

@worn quail

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-good-morning-metal-gear-rising-gif-157396712555969000

[broken mountain]

ale kurwa kłamią

jebać AI

[oblique belfry]

[subtle sage]

Upisnotjump voiced this guy in the pyrocucnical video

[real aspen]

cinema

[obsidian sun]

it's 12 where you're from

[little depot]

birb is here

i go to sleep

gn chat

[sour rivet]

11:59

[obsidian sun]

yea

[timber oxide]

Birb I have a question regarding your furry oc

[obsidian sun]

my time -5

[sour rivet]

FURRY!?
-# yeh?

[broken mountain]

lack of a job or any duties, remember

[timber oxide]

On scale from 1 to 10, how big is your ||beak||

[subtle sage]

Toucan

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/tucan-funny-cute-stepping-walking-gif-17493053

[sour rivet]

length wise or width

[timber oxide]

Yes

[broken mountain]

doesnt matter, you hit a glass window and it fell off

[copper vapor]

did ya finish ng4 yet or are you still playing shit games like bloodlines 2 and pk

[proven tundra]

How did your root canal go doge

[frozen void]

TUCAN

[frail leaf]

📚 tucan

An unattractive person with an absurdly large and [hooked nose]. [Typically] sleeps around and has [numerous] partners.

That tucan stole my [fruit loops] and [dresses] like [a whore].

[plucky jolt]

splendid

[copper vapor]

did iedy come along with retardation again
I pinged him requesting waifu approval and he ignored me

[sour rivet]

pk is refunded
still trying bl2

its

idk

[obsidian sun]

tucan slander

[broken mountain]

reminds me of a certain nationality

[obsidian sun]

stfu clanker

[subtle sage]

Waifu approval?

[obsidian sun]

"nationality"

[oblique belfry]

i turned from being the patient to helping the doctor

[broken mountain]

nice knowing yall

[opal star]

Your annual pay stub has arrived, bird. It's a fine morning indeed.

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

lets go with 7

[oblique belfry]

procedure was going good but near the end she was getting shaky
she burned my lip

got a scar now

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306683555488862319/1351304623406714971/SKEEFA.gif

[oblique belfry]

told her its fine but after she told me to get an x-ray

i came back with x-ray and she almost fainted

i had to catch her from falling

[frozen void]

lol

[proven tundra]

What the heck

[oblique belfry]

didnt know what to do

[copper vapor]

such professionalism

[subtle sage]

Insane

[copper vapor]

what was wrong with the x-ray

[subtle sage]

Was she new?

[copper vapor]

or was she just being extra

[frozen void]

what did she do

when u fuck up so bad you die

[oblique belfry]

probably low sugar or high tension idk

[copper vapor]

maybe she likes doge and did that to start a romance

[oblique belfry]

she was not feeling good

[sour rivet]

DUDE

HOW MANY TIMES

DOES THIS FUCKING PC

[obsidian sun]

teeth so bad he knocked her out

[sour rivet]

WANT TO UPDATE

[oblique belfry]

[obsidian sun]

tbh i would do the same

[copper vapor]

I'm thinking about refunding PK as well to buy nioh 3

[oblique belfry]

dude she was fixing em perfectly

[sour rivet]

do it

[oblique belfry]

i never felt a thing

until she fucking burnt my lip

[frozen void]

you will update and you will bow to 15 trillion ads , god bless Windows , destroy Apple

[timber oxide]

Anyways I already have an idea. It popped into my head when I was taking a nap, I'd like you to get it out of there cause it keeps saying some weird stuff about... things

[oblique belfry]

it felt like she stabbed my gum

[proven tundra]

Cog sucker

[oblique belfry]

but turns out it was the solder (is that what its called ? idk)

[obsidian sun]

is it a badass scar or are you fucked

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

its on the right side of my lip

[broken mountain]

now that GTA V is finished

[sour rivet]

reject new painkiller
purchase Metal: Hellsinger

[broken mountain]

@timid hollow mate

[oblique belfry]

like here

[broken mountain]

I am resuming black ops 2

as the final game on this laptop

[obsidian sun]

nice lips

[sour rivet]

OOOOOUGHHHH

[broken mountain]

didnt knew doge is sexy like that

[sour rivet]

i had some cuts there

shit sucks

[oblique belfry]

like burned the exact lip line you have when you open your mouth

it was thin

so she burned both the outer lip and inner mouth

[obsidian sun]

y'all bite your lips and injure them ?

[timber oxide]

It always starts with "did you know" and then continues into topics like US education system or the stock market and once it even tried to talk about the history of California

[oblique belfry]

biting the bottom of my lip

if its too dry

[obsidian sun]

yea

[oblique belfry]

ye i do that

[obsidian sun]

ok good

[opal star]

Masochism.

[obsidian sun]

it doesn't hurt

it's dead skin

[oblique belfry]

inside of my mouth does sadly

ate tantuni rn that had spice in it

it burnt the scar again

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-steve-carell-the-office-cringe-gif-17778800

[oblique belfry]

anyways

besides that accident

the procedure was just fine

never felt pain on my tooth

[copper vapor]

is the doctor hot @oblique belfry

was she just pretending to faint so you'd catch her in your big beefy muscly arms

[oblique belfry]

she was young

[little depot]

?

[copper vapor]

was.
she.
hot.

[oblique belfry]

maybe 20-30

[obsidian sun]

wiggle your turkish mustache

[oblique belfry]

was average

[little depot]

🍿

[copper vapor]

don't DOGE the question, dodge

[bitter spire]

Young?

[timber oxide]

He claims to be asexual, I don't think he can tell you

[oblique belfry]

mbo

was average

[bitter spire]

🤔

[oblique belfry]

black long hair / glasses

normal human body

whatchu want

details ?

like boobs or smth

[little depot]

normal human body

[oblique belfry]

i dont get it

[bitter spire]

As opposed to ?

[timber oxide]

With this description

[little depot]

abnormal alien body?

[sour rivet]

thats scary

[bitter spire]

Bob and ass size pls

[obsidian sun]

a grotesque beast

[timber oxide]

I start to believe Doge's asexuality claims

[oblique belfry]

jesus christ down bad human beings

[little depot]

bro is asking for the 4 measurements 💀

[oblique belfry]

IT WAS AN AVERAGE WOMAN BODY

[little depot]

#🎪bruh-fart activities

[oblique belfry]

im not fucking searching her throughly cuz i do not care

[obsidian sun]

ask chat gpt to generate an image that looks like her

[little depot]

smash

[copper vapor]

average is good

[bitter spire]

Like Reilly Reid’s or like Mia Khalifa be specific

[sour rivet]

who

[oblique belfry]

GUYS

[little depot]

@oblique belfry i forgot how much of a bitch makoto is at the start of the game

[oblique belfry]

GO JACK OFF TO SATIATE YOUR HORNINESS

SHOO

[obsidian sun]

||reilly reid overrated as hell ||

[sour rivet]

I AM NOT WITH THEM

[copper vapor]

being extra cringe is this dude's entire personality

[timber oxide]

I will and I will fucking tell you about the whole experience

[bitter spire]

I can’t name any other women bro those are the first that came to mind

[copper vapor]

also for the record, mia khalifa isn't even close to "average"

[broken mountain]

mia khalifa is kinda overrated

[little depot]

i cant tell if this is a bit

[opal star]

Yikes.

[broken mountain]

like she has those tits but I wouldnt tap that

[little depot]

its gotta be right?

[sour rivet]

no ultra is just brain damaged

[obsidian sun]

obv you retard

[timber oxide]

Anyway why is chat so horny today

[little depot]

anyway

https://tenor.com/view/let's-take-a-look-bunny-bnuuy-rabbit-rabbits-gif-9597742084153948594

[oblique belfry]

i was just simply telling what happened today but nope

[pallid sapphire]

oh were back to this kind of offtopic era

[oblique belfry]

"whats her body like"

fucking down bad people

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1417301207386689687/eienteiii_-_1965789086742159413.gif

[obsidian sun]

retards can't tell irony if an anvil dropped on their head

[opal star]

Whack.

[little depot]

do you like eating meat rabbits

[bitter spire]

I’m going to assume she was just flat chested and flat assded then since you won’t speak up, congratulations regardless, talking to a woman in 2025 is a feat in itself ngl but you pulled it off

[pallid sapphire]

Everytime i get a dental cleaning the hot woman pushes her tits in my face

[opal star]

[pallid sapphire]

im not joking

[sour rivet]

its not that hard bro

go outside

[timber oxide]

MBO asked if she's hot

[little depot]

ight bruh

dry was right afterall

[copper vapor]

yea my question was just to see if she was tryna flirt with doge

[little depot]

🚬

[oblique belfry]

mbo

[broken mountain]

You gotta understand that doge is asexual aswell

[hexed stag]

Obama's wife

[broken mountain]

So he cant rate it like we do

[oblique belfry]

her hands were fucking shaking

[quiet abyss]

You fuckers are beyond help

[copper vapor]

my barber does that when cutting my hair (she's a woman)

[obsidian sun]

the only flirting doge gets is the idea of a good pc

[little depot]

whats obamas last name again?

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

Didnt know you were that scary

[little depot]

kinda based if you ask me

[timber oxide]

Maybe you're hot

[copper vapor]

Baraka, like the mortal kombat character

[slim magnet]

words of wisdom, lyming

[oblique belfry]

pf

doubt it

[obsidian sun]

i can feel my barber too
he's a man

[little depot]

he hunts white people for food

[copper vapor]

happy for you
or sad that it happened
idk

[obsidian sun]

it was uncomfortable as hell

but dude was good at his craft

[little depot]

what is this conversation 😭

[bitter spire]

You guys let your barbers stand over you like that?

What are you scared?

[obsidian sun]

hey the dude has a sharp object near my head

[pallid sapphire]

Mines a Milf

[opal star]

Plumbers are needed.

There be a leak.

[little depot]

Maybe deporting mario was a bad idea

[timber oxide]

Guys

[obsidian sun]

i don't shave no mo
i cut indoors like every 2 years

[timber oxide]

Shut the fuck up

[broken mountain]

Lyming would go "haha women, i have yet to see them 😂 😂 🤣 🤣 anyways america has good weather and i like being usa soldier marine, i sucked off my drill sergeant today and could sleep in his barrack 🤤 "

[oblique belfry]

where is josta when you need him

[obsidian sun]

can't a fella talk about barbers anymore

how about you shut the fuck up

[hexed stag]

Is that bc she knows you're married?

[timber oxide]

No, you can carry on

[bitter spire]

Just tell him that you don’t swing that way, simple

[little depot]

said the man that started the subject

[broken mountain]

I wonder if I can post the mr krabs painting

[obsidian sun]

that's not the issue

[little depot]

youyou does swing that way

[bitter spire]

Dead and gone so now you’re trapped in here with me,,,,,

[little depot]

the issue is that its sharp

[sour rivet]

can we PLEASE kill this guy]

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/garen-mog-garen-garen-mew-league-of-legends-meme-gif-14777060859658316031

[oblique belfry]

speaking of league

[little depot]

"Demacia is for demacians only" "make demacia great again":

[obsidian sun]

the only hot doctor i care about was the one in high school that said im the prettiest one in the class

[oblique belfry]

ITS HEEEERREEEE

[broken mountain]

this chat gae as fuck, you get disgusted by a barber putting her tits in your face, like chill

[obsidian sun]

[oblique belfry]

[slim magnet]

barbers fucking blow ass

[obsidian sun]

depends

[little depot]

id be kinda grossed out if someone put their tits in my face without warning lmao

[obsidian sun]

i wouldn't

[slim magnet]

it's almost always just hacks that only do fades

[broken mountain]

yeah thats why its called a blowjob

[timber oxide]

No they shave hair, what kind of barbers do you visit

[copper vapor]

what kinda barber are you seeing that blew your ass
fuckin weirdos

[broken mountain]

pubic hair barber

[little depot]

🗣️

[broken mountain]

[rocky turtle]

its out?

[timber oxide]

God fucking damn it MBO

[oblique belfry]

it is

[timber oxide]

We have to stop doing that

[broken mountain]

We?

Whos we

There is no we

[little depot]

oui as in U and I

[broken mountain]

somebodys having a stroke, call 112

[copper vapor]

no we don't

[timber oxide]

True

[frozen void]

please do not

speak of league

[copper vapor]

shared braincell moments are fun

[frozen void]

[copper vapor]

me and doge had like

3 in a row yesterday

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

oh but if im talking about a woman having health issues during my procedure y'all go 👀

[little depot]

its iedy

[copper vapor]

we'll stop talking about league if you stop talking about tarkov

[little depot]

come on

[frozen void]

i didnt ask you to stop breathing man

[supple lotus]

time to stream and fix the rig i guess.... uuuuuuugh

[frozen void]

tarkov > league

and that is a very low bar

[little depot]

poop vs shit ahh argument

[frozen void]

poop v.s ligma

[copper vapor]

I didn't ask that of you either

[pallid sapphire]

its when i wasnt,il see when i tell her

[copper vapor]

the algorithm has finally caught me

[frozen void]

tells her

calls in male doctor instead and pushes his cock in his face

[little depot]

ngl thse two were so much more peak than the later final and fianler bosses ngl

[frozen void]

ggs lafe you played yourself

[copper vapor]

the songs are great but cogwork dancers is such a braindead boss

[timber oxide]

Maybe he's into that too

[little depot]

have you made it to ||act 3|| yet?

[copper vapor]

mantis lords at home
half the speed, double the telegraphing

[copper vapor]

no

[little depot]

I see

all I can say is youll be excited if u unlock a certain area

[copper vapor]

working on it

[little depot]

theres a peak boss there

[copper vapor]

killed groal and got the somethingsomething soul

no idea what to do with it but I have it

[little depot]

you have to do green princes "questline" tho

[copper vapor]

friend just told me it's "used to get the true ending"

[little depot]

certain event happens when you finish every single quest in the game

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

[copper vapor]

what happens when I finish every married quest

[pallid sapphire]

[little depot]

the quest of all quests

aka MORE QUESTS

[broken mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1392109187101884496/azu.gif

[copper vapor]

I freed him then I found him at some spot in the choral chambers or whatever

no idea where he went now

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/geladeira-gif-15096243982773393017

[proven tundra]

Time to pax my dei once more

[little depot]

thats basically all you have to do

the rest is in act 3

[proven tundra]

The quest for nicer building materials continues

[copper vapor]

does the game even have pax or dei?

I guess it's "peaceful" since it's a social mmo

[proven tundra]

[broken mountain]

Anyways

[copper vapor]

but

DOES IT HAVE

[broken mountain]

Misery is out tomorrow

[copper vapor]

GOD

[broken mountain]

anybody wanna play?

[little depot]

pax romanica

[slim magnet]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@broken mountain

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)

[copper vapor]

romana*

[proven tundra]

You receive grace and pray to some entity or another for bonuses

[broken mountain]

did I fucking stutter

[supple lotus]

he tried

[little depot]

auto correct :<

[supple lotus]

i didnt know it releases tomorrow

[copper vapor]

cool. so it does have pax and dei

https://tenor.com/view/knuckles-approved-gif-27640148

[supple lotus]

time to strap a dwarf into a hamster wheel

[copper vapor]

I hate games with titles that have nothing to do with the game

final fantasy when the fantasy isn't final

[broken mountain]

The demo that came out 3 weeks ago had quite a few issues. I hope the release will be polished in the end

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/its-never-lupus-lupus-house-house-md-hugh-laurie-gif-11021011

[broken mountain]

they promised more content, seasons, questlines etc

[little depot]

what kinda diddy ass move is this

[supple lotus]

If i dont feel like making sound - count me in

[copper vapor]

I missed playing the demo back then

[broken mountain]

bet

The release is tomorrow 5pm of the greatest timezone out there

[broken mountain]

Third demo I think

[little depot]

Mountain standard time?

[copper vapor]

speaking of making sound
can you replicate the BF3 main theme using farts like this video did?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPQ9wXQ33_Y

[broken mountain]

First one was closed, second one had friend invites, third was open

but the third one felt clunky as hell

[supple lotus]

I "can" yes - but my setup doesnt really handle samples that well currently

[broken mountain]

Machinima

https://tenor.com/view/high-five-oj-haywood-emerald-haywood-daniel-kaluuya-keke-palmer-gif-26726225

[sour rivet]

But im already in misery

[slim magnet]

got the rough equivalent of an A on an essay i made in like 20 minutes and it somehow made me feel worse