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didnt you say somth happened to his mentallity that you were thought be the abuser
it's rare as fuck to see families not fall apart over heritage
I mean my dad did some things but one day he sit down with me and said, Look i had to learn how to be a dad too and i was like yeah sounds reasonable
yeah he went on the record as saying "oh all those things I did to sam? no i remember it as her doing it to me!" but more transphobic and slurred cause his liver is shutting down
m
Is he turning yellow?
no but his liver is severly damaged and is more like the liver of someone who drinks in their 50's rather than late 20's
My bad only 16
The top one is technically no rats
he's yellow for a trumpish reason
that's how much he drank
dear god...
Me and my brother wont! (We wont Accept Our heritage because dad told us there is nothing to get except debt maybe)
my parents hit me with this after years of trying to do character assassination and i was like holy fucking shit you can not say that with a straight face



Nah it was cool in my Dads case, i was also a big asshole
wtf mythical rat
Hey rat, how you feel about tonks 6 est?
it even has the anime effect
as much as it pains me to say, thinking about it makes me think the "worst" person in my family was probably my dad
If i would have been in his place raising me, i would have probably been on the news and in jail by now ngl
so I guess it's uh
The two emojis on the left and right are from the no rats server lol
out of all the things people use as an excuse to say sorry the "well i uh was not born knowing how to be [x]" is insane
a pretty good family, all things considered
I feel like

So soon we ride 
you could say literally anything else
only my brother is the bad one. I'm pretty normal. Parents have been married over 40 years. Aunts and uncles all nice
even so
its still so much
I think im the bad one tbh



Not that im a Terrible human or anything but like you know
Amazing
How life is looking and everything
My brothers gonna join the military in january
I finished ac6 all endings in 3 days 
And watched the splinter cell Show 
found something that looks suspiciously like a boss arena

oh wait no my dad isn't the "worst" of my family
my grandad used to beat my grandma
and one of my cousins did some pedo shit

ohoh

okay but to be honest and not trashtalk everything
eh, you fine
the thing that makes me extremely sad at the moment
Being married to my ex wife was punishing enough
okay thats exaggerated, it isnt really anything

this is 100% a boss
i miss my ex 
same 


that's my favourite room in the game
when the village drunk dissapears for 2 weeks only to show up to my wedding unannounced:
That is however the entire point of existence of the older ac games
Never compare ardbert to a drunk again i will DESTROY you
blahblah, robot goes woosh guns go boom music goes brrr life is good

now this sounds like a kingdom come deliverance 2 DLC
hes supposed to be INSIDE me not OUTSIDE
wait a minute-
me and my chad son
Honse next door to me
1 Horse Power
evil and intimidating horse
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JOJI IS BACK ?!??!?!!

the pink one
the pink one is indeed back
My reaction time is "perfect", as always 
when is filthyfrank coming back
Hes happier as this
buried 6ft under
MY BOYYYYYYYY
Yassified gatsu
Wrong
daily honse content
i wish waterkuma girls other than bache or nicole got like any figurines at all
Never seem to run out

Silly honse
Hey look a sample #Helldivers2
QRT: thesoggiest
this is genuinely the fattest grub i've ever seen
does anyone know if debug will disable all achievements
he slightly big 
friend shape
gottem
close your dang mouth yo breath stank
Thats fucking terrifying
Horse suplex good god
||first sinner|| is absolutely the best boss in this game so far
now back to bellhart to buy the 1100 rosary thing for my house
@left mantle ping me when you're ready, just playing some pax dei
that's what I'm sayin
fast paced, tough but fair
and the boss isn't retarded enough to do 2 damage just by touching her
also her "touch hitbox" is tiny
gonna be honest i cant think of that many bosses i enjoyed in silksong
loved ||fourth chorus and the dancers||
and uh
i guess the final boss of act 2
i have not done act 3 cuz thats a shit load of tasks i need to do
plus i cant really play the game anymore

mbo we gotta kill this guy
indeed we do
POSHANKA
Loading in now, @marsh cargo Any interest in tonks?

Yokes on you!
Jumps in the air
"Frien!"
ooh i was space shipping
Me looking at the broken commodity terminal 
go my beastfly trio
I need that fix this week'
I literally cannot test how much I got from my salvage
gems seems to be fine
for the 3 thingmabops?
TDDs are often stuck at 0 demand.
tip
that's not a place
just finishing my crafting, brt
fart

https://www.skeptic.org.uk/2022/11/melting-the-myth-of-panzerschokolade-the-nazis-meth-laden-chocolate/
TLDR:
Meth was used (Pervitin) but there is no evidence for it being mixed with chocolate
tag every German
coo
So was that a yes or no, want us to play one without?
aight
@supple lotus played some breakthrough, won the match. came back to main menu saw a message. from the enemy team player saying "too easy" i did better than him..... reported his message for harrasment 
EA doesn't care about harrassment unless someone misgenders you
you go out of your way to stop playing, scroll the scoreboard, open profile and send message, you are tilted not me 
I reported an allied medic player for teabagging me and not reviving me
and EA told me they found nothing wrong with his behavior
rocks
cool
oh ye shes fun too
but mostly because its just ||Hornets fight from the first game||
IT'S A DRAGOON
SHE'S SPAMMING JUMP
I'm dying because she keeps jumping into me
not because of any attacks
i mean same
bird was there he can confirm
||"parry"|| 
yes its the actual real one!
source: i'm telling you it
killing you
also who is bird im birb

!topic
@copper vapor
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)
say hi to the large blacksmith lady
darn
sad sans. sad sans cry. :'(
#animation #undertale #shorts
Basically a progamer
ash my beloved
can you play the witch lady who uses ferrofluid
you hate me
YOU hate me
you HATE me
first hour of the stream is going great
#MarikyuunClip https://t.co/okli9hRgE2
"only applicants in turkey will be considered for this role"
paypal is banned
lovely
I could
But ash
Has a dash
Shes also a hot robot
No
I dont share that opinion
Just in case
Anyone would like to assume that, its just about the dash
AND THESE MFS NERFED IT
she has a pet rat
that's more important
i refuse any and all apex legends lore
The Rat is tf2 lore
was it?
skaven spy
i dont remember that
sup
also sam shouldnt you have disappeared like 40 minutes ago
"jobs in turkey"
"gives me a onsite job in abu dhabi"
fuck is linkedin even about
indeed is even worse
What is the job anyways? 
translation
turkish to eng
Is the joke that you can't get paid?
yep
they say paypal only
but also say turkish ppl only
not knowing paypal is banned in turkey

Turkish people or people in Turkey?
turkish people
inb4 they know 
You go to dubai, you're never leaving. Lol.
brother what the fuck is my streamer talking about
Slavery.

Prime gets it 
probably a map
Glock is dying.

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED 2 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE FOR A BARISTA JOB
i dont get these people man
Is it like
what the fuck is wrong with em
a high-end coffee shop?
Customers want to take you home.
bich get the fuck out of here
they want you to do cool tricks n shit
"People aren't getting jobs!!"
Meanwhile jobs aren't getting people
mfw i cant get a job at a fast food place
isnt there like
i can already tell this job listing for market personnel is made by boomers
a barista olympics?
i checked the location and its just "turkey,eskişehir"
thats it

no street name
market personnel?
Everything.
prime why pfp gone again
It's time to stock up an a hundred glocks.
Asking for the girlfriend 
(deadass she's the one who cares)
they should be homeless
I like the yellow.
cuz they usually cant get any jobs
Maybe i'll do blue one day, idk.
no sire
or just job listings
no as in I'm not the one in my house that owns the guns 


for what
Go corner-cross some checker-boarded-ass ranch
Will this affect the CMMG Banshee in any way (it uses glock mags iirc)
and yes, I still remember you suggesting me to buy one. It's in the wishlist. 
you waste your life in an uni for 6 years
is that actually the name?
and suffer with math
SIX?!
and codes

can you solve practical problems
like ?
for instance
enjineer
how do you stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearin you a structurally superfluous new behind
explored more of the deep cocks until I found that magma/lava diving bell
now nothing left to explore afaik
gotta go do main quest now 
the answer?
I have a 4th simple key but no idea what it unlocks
mf
so all other times were on purpose?
sire do you NOT know what i speak of
wha
you fucking failed me
switch class to heavy
duj
i didn't watch the engineer one that much 
you blubbering bulbous buffoon
The gridless nature of the building system allows you to create intricate structures!
And it's not just structures you'll be building - you can build vehicles too!…
$14.99
640
Nah.
Aftermarket supply is still massive.
what if it takes me 20 years to buy one
Sam, when is CSIRO dropping wi-fi2?

i just saw the house from monster house with big bazoonkas
Huge win.
i dont know what to think of this
if wi-fi is so good when are we getting wi-fi2?
i wish to unsee it
fuck it
Not a problem, you're just going to be paying more.
im making nuggets at 2 am
well. that'll be more than 20 years then.
Glock magazine dimensions have been extremely stable for decades.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"ask again later"
wait wdym?
STOP SCREAMING
NO
okay me fuck off to go to elf factory
not sure if shitty publishing house or ai training job
we're making more elves
collect my pages
yes..
what
...what
@static axle Berr.
green
where troll lady
what the fuck is a lady
i watch as sam fades from existence
no ragerts
what is bro yapping about
her job
what is corner crossing btw 
Nice, ig
corner crossing is when a hunter moves from one piece of public land to another by stepping over the corner where they touch, without stepping on private land that meets at the same corner.
Why do we even have corners 
also i forgot killing gehrman immediately starts new game plus so meesa fucked
i wanted to get rakuyo first...
why did fromsoft do this
Legal in 6 states atm. It does not mean every instance is safe or uncontested though. Outside the 10th Circuit it's still a legal gray area.
Why dont/didn't they just connect the corners with a mile wide strip 
are americans stupid? 
Parcels in my state.
Yes
It's just more apparent in western states.
why is it like this?
so cut up
@oblique belfry guess who we talkin about
because Americans in the 19th century were fucking lazy and stupid
why is he looking at me like i'm guilty
because you are
you are
Public Land Survey System.
you're as guilty as the gears in my machines
They could've just connected corners or added squares at intersections for crossing
but nooooooo
muaxh03?
Basically, Western states weren’t settled “naturally” like the East. So idiots decided to carefully plan and cut everything up.
yea 
literally every title is clickbait
i dont know why people still watch him
"carefully"

"ah yes today we will have discrete corners this will not bite us in the ass
"
how am i meant to respond
sol badguy
that's clearly a creek 
Decently sized river.
dave my goat
When they name rivers or creeks, they don't care in the slightest for literal meanings.
Will the girl scouts light me up if I walk over the wrong line? 
Sometimes a massive river will be called a fucking creek, lol.
If you get caught.
Don't mess with the sycamore girl scouts I guess 
Try hunting in england, not fun.
the birds.
The traditional clickbait
cooki
WTF
you bought it?

take it to that worm thing for a special prize
go to shellwood
yea
he ate the pollips
give it to them
is he gonna eat the child
thats your first mistake
offer the child
bro is dead
went for dinner before ng4 comes out
so I'll do the baby delivery thing maybe never
cuz 3 mins to go
damnation

the video names give it away
🎃 Rivals... the dead are rising.
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Watch the official trailer now - the outbreak begins October 23 UTC!
It's time to assemble, stand togethe...
???
whuh
later
ngl
that gameplay is ASS
still pve before overwatch
well
i mean
not true
@oblique belfry did you see this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1InBZhI_sw
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Special thanks to @Joel-Haver for voicing Dinglemire!
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welp

time to wait for ng4 to pop on one of the sites
no ng4 for u


25% mag size?
rather than 15%?
sign me up
thats sick
we got some other things, mild arbites and psyker nerfs
Perfect for my level 23 ass
does it mean the thing where when you hit a dude your weapon stops before continuing more and more?
i worded that weirdly
zealot got buffs
hitstop
I assume that's what it is
because tbh I hate hitstop 

at this point every new game has it
wait 
I REMEMBER THESE FROM NINJA GAIDEN 2
I'm just waiting for them to namedrop the archfiend again
JASHIN
I have to play them all at this point, I will, eventually™ ahahaha
I know there are a lot of versions of them but from what I've gathered the OGs are the best? Talking about the 360 version
kiyru dies in yakuza 2
there's the NES games that I never played, they're apparently good for the time
original Ninja Gaiden for Xbox is good
Ninja Gaiden Black is THE PERFECT NINJA GAIDEN GAME no cap
then there's ninja gaiden sigma (available on pc)
ninja gaiden 2 for xbox 360
ninja gaiden sigma 2 for ps3 and pc
ninja gaiden 3 (not great but acceptable)
mbo has been good with spoiling stuff so far so i need not worry
except for my desire to click things
ninja gaiden ragebound (released recently but is a 2d platformer in the same vein as the NES games)
and ng4 now
there's also a ninja gaiden for nintendo ds but you can ignore that 
ayo
DINOSAUR 
IT HIM
Saving this list for the future™ but yeah again the majority says that the original of whatever is better because gameplay, censored stuff, stuff that was removed, etc.
me too
pyro used gta 3 theme in the background while talking and on the 1st note i just smiled
the sigma versions of ninja gaiden 1 and 2 are easier than the originals because they nerfed a bunch of stuff, moved position of items so you find them sooner/easier etc
ng black is peam
original ng2 is a product of witchcraft that brings the xbox 360 to its knees with a dozen enemies on screen at once
the framerate drops in certain parts of the game are absolutely insane
also the infamous staircase 
This is an extended version of the famous GTA III theme that I've made in HD.
I'm not the original composer of this song. Credit goes to Rockstar Games.

What's this though
ninja gaiden black
it's an 'improved' version of the original xbox release
with more content

Okay so
Maybe the games on NES
NG Black on Xbox
NG 2 on 360
NG 4
List saved
basically, yes
if you ever become curious about the sigma versions, they're also not bad
just not as good as NG Black and original NG2
me hearing grabbed by the ghoulies music in mandalores new vid
TU TU TU TU TU
A new soundtrack fitting of the Halloween season! This is one of my favourite childhood games and was even the first game I ever played on a console. It might not be the most loved Rare game, but it still has a really good soundtrack. This one is not extended, instead I took the three songs that play on the title screen and put them all together...

https://paypal.me/cbentleybusiness feel free to donate
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Goosebumps Intro HQ
Goosebumps Titles
Welcome to Dead House
Stay Out of the Basement
Monster Blood
tag:(Goosebumps Intro Theme Song)
Say Cheese and Die
The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb
Let's Get Invisible
Night of the Living Dummy
The Girl Who Cried Monster
Welcome to Camp Nightmar...
for once i thought i had a fellow ghoulie fan]
this is what plays on some mandalore vids
TU TU TU TU TU
anyways enough distractions
back to ng4
rare pls port rare replay to pc
YES
That's where that's from
The mystery has been solved
falco why clueless me
actualyl does og xbox have any decent emulators?
I have no idea
id love to play timesplitters future perfect again
maybe? 
😔
they managed to make this even faster than it is in previous games
start as the new guy
think dmc4
start as the new guy then play as the OG
oh
most servers of what
nightreign too
but I haven't played anything online today
lmao
yeah
since a lot of stuff runs on amazon servers/internet/whatever the fuck
a lot of shit dieded
the guys on the radio call the new guy yakumo-kun
adorable
when Dead or alive cameo

i have just learnt
that male V's actor is irish
he did NOT sound like irish at all ingame
wtf
https://x.com/ShiinaBR/status/1980335653272580548 hmm today i will look at the replies of this leakers post
"mini season"
goddammit why are they doing this every december
JUST DO 2 MONTHS FOR WHOLE YEAR
ITS NOT THAT HARD
spice not added yet
nay
at this point im just wonderin why cant they just
drop all the skins at once
instead of sprinkling the shit
finally, booba
to keep the "halloween" theme going
for like 1-2 more weeks
so they put 1 new skin every day
to say "new content each day whole halloween"
they do it in christmas too
nothing today tho
also i dont even have the vbucks to get the skin if i wanted to
athough i do kinda want it cuz GAW DAYU-
those shoes can't be comfortable to walk on
not crew user
bah
was crew user
i still have the current pass
i reached level 101
nay
i shall not fuel your horniness
go to r34 instead 
speaking of
then fuel not my horniness
but my need to be silly
and horn bait my enemies
uh oh
t h e m i n e c r a f t i t c h
this is NOT gonna end well
i t s s t a r t i n g
they should add taokaka from blazblue to fortnite
unsaveable
i've started seeing so much mc content again
and t h e i t c h is slowly appearing
what does she sound like
her voice is something you'd expect from an "ara ara" milf
especially after seeing the terraria inspired new modpack
and you know how autistic i am about terraria

you had my attention
but now you have my interest
that's an awfully low cut for a priestess 
this is definitely a team ninja game 
and yes, there is jiggle
and it is not subtle
mf
bro has 1 arm and is about to kick my ass
one arm, two swords. This is gonna be interesting

well. 
✅ I can attack dead enemies
❎ no OL UT
(on-landing ultimate technique to cancel out the startup animation)
oh. it's a skill you buy.
Naut
hope you are right
Nid jungle
WHAT THE FU-
she squishy
No serpents


unless zed buys em
Zed might, but I kinda doubt
Assassin mid players are allergic to sensible itemization
XYLEM?!
I'm still riding the clash win high
flash on D? 
F is for "get the fuck out of there"
Where is this from?

pretty sure its promotional material from space marine 2
like trailer stuff
no idea then idk
just have it
thats what matters
maybe it's from the secret level episode?
nope, seen that too
secret level is a bunch of cultists and a tzeench deamon
no tyranids in sight
my goat is washed
i won against morgana top
but other lanes lost
such is the fate of a top laner
should have queued as jiggletits smh
fiddle cant top lane sadly
dreadful
cuz top lane is filled with "funi" champs
i like how you knew exactly who i was talking about
you got gwen who is immune to every types of damage
you got aatrox who can heal 1k from 1 auto late game
oh god
you got darius who deals 2k true damage if he hits you 5 times
and of course
garen
fiddle cannot survive in that lane
oh my fucking god i've just noticed smth
im on a 10 loss streak across all gamemodes
9 loss streak in aram
im lookin at one of my "sites" rn why is schedule 1 the top game
with elden ring being in 2nd
AND I GOT AN AUTOFILL ADC
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@left mantle IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE

3 vine booms in a row
Prepare your anus 
they fucked up somehow
i died level 1 but they dived kaisa level 1 and both died
with both flashes and 1 ignite gone
and kaisa didnt sdie
surely this is a normal thing to see in sci-fi tokyo
no, 2020 was 3 hours ago
are you kidding me
worth
looks cool af tho
that looks cool
hehe crit spin go whee
Hey
Had a long day but everything worked out
Just wanted to check in on you guys
Mondays n everything : g
"adorable", it says.
What game is this?
ninja gaiden 4
the "shop" theme is pretty cool
HOW IS THIS GAME A WIN
You need to believe.
That your enemy is dogshit
bro you had THE alien isolation
adc was an autofill
jung ignored botlane
lost most towers in min 15
yet we still won

You have to believe.
That your enemy is dogshit.
to be fair yeah
fucking 9.6k kayle
couldn't even reach level 16
cuz we always stopped her
lol pretty rough match for kayle
having 2 hp tanks and 1 hp bruiser and not buying botrk first item
is her dumbass fault
I DIDNT RANK UP BTW

AAAAAAAA
Also helps that pretty much your entire team was up on gold
@oblique belfry opinion on this music
That sucks
baller
excuse me what
this is a shop theme ?
yup
the guitar gives me very strong vibes of 60s-70s hard rock
jimi hendrix and the such
The return of baller shop themes in video games
today was a very fucked up day
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