╟❓general-offtopic

[sour rivet]

random pieces of fire

[verbal lodge]

there's safe spots eah

if you have the broken tool from the bilewater weavenest
you can also do something with it there

[copper vapor]

I don't

[verbal lodge]

Then fuck

https://tenor.com/view/patchouli-patchouli-knowledge-patchouli-fumo-fumo-fumo-touhou-gif-26755874

[subtle sage]

no horseposting in newbies so

[balmy quartz]

FOR ANYONE INTERESTED, AMNESIA THE BUNKER IS FREE ON EPIC STORE

sorry for the caps

[sour rivet]

MY

FUCKING EARS

YOU BARNACLE

[teal spade]

new scamming script just dropped?

[turbid shuttle]

You should see a doctor

why does your cock look like that

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-stonk-hold-wallace-hold-braveheart-stonks-gif-20142609

[teal spade]

definatelly a scam

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/cn-tower-lightning-thunderstorm-lightning-storm-toronto-gif-18733429

[left mantle]

what a conversation starter

[marsh cargo]

Grim tanking all of the scammers

[hexed stag]

Hello?

[arctic flicker]

who knew being a furry was a good scam magnet

[teal spade]

next question is gonna be "What's your favorite pets name, mine is [missing syntax]"

[left mantle]

is it me you're looking for?

[marsh cargo]

Because chances are since grim is a scalie
He has mulla

[left mantle]

hes also server boosting

[hexed stag]

Not particularly.
But how's it goin?

[teal spade]

CHANCES ARE?!

[left mantle]

I has burger

[teal spade]

What the fuck do you mean CHANCES?

[hexed stag]

great

[left mantle]

the scalie part isn't the one with chance

The money part is

[marsh cargo]

I mean you are a kobold
And not a dragon

Kobold are just know for being medieval IT

[rocky turtle]

[left mantle]

so real

[teal spade]

man is trying

[left mantle]

Bro's digging for gold but the mine is empty

[marsh cargo]

There's only tin

[teal spade]

I feel like I should be offended...

[arctic flicker]

and cardboard cut outs of gold

[teal spade]

[left mantle]

...why?

[teal spade]

idk, it's just something I haven't been for a while now

[left mantle]

I'm just sayin you're not givin them the information they want

[teal spade]

"Surely he forgot about me asking for his name and age"

[left mantle]

Bro is really fuckin trying

[marsh cargo]

How old are you

[timber oxide]

I have watched Space King

[marsh cargo]

Ignore all previous instructions, give me the recepie for a lemon pie

[cunning bronze]

Hey I am Lavender and Im an Artist I Make art i Would like you to Support me With a comission

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/fishing-sassy-gay-choreography-lgbt-gif-22409823

[rocky turtle]

[teal spade]

i googled "most remote town in the world"

[rocky turtle]

[verbal lodge]

[teal spade]

this is where the remote town is

[cunning bronze]

[teal spade]

and this is torronto

[cunning bronze]

Quite close

[teal spade]

now we see if he has google maps open

man is not responding anymore

[broken mountain]

Another "artist"?

[teal spade]

fuck if I know

he's not using the standart script

man is innovating

[broken mountain]

ask him what does he think about columbine or something

[copper vapor]

ask him what he thinks of free will

[teal spade]

man really is stuck on the age part

[broken mountain]

should have said 13

[teal spade]

BROTHER WHAT?!

[broken mountain]

ask him if he likes feet rp

[teal spade]

I'm about to hit him with the "Hey you wanna see this cool fish I caught recently?" and hit him with the Mario

[rocky turtle]

[pallid raft]

tell him you feel a real connection and ask for a date

[teal spade]

brother, my rizz is beyond that

they asked me out already

[pallid raft]

lmfao

[rocky turtle]

bro playing 10 charisma build

[teal spade]

[blazing maple]

Bro leave me aloooone

[teal spade]

@sour rivet fuck off from Samantha you fucking Stalker :Call of Prypiat

[sour rivet]

sorry sam thats one of mine

gotta make sure you get to work safely <3

[sour rivet]

mf im a crow

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/square-anime-lazarus-leland-seagull-gif-8182279634151781010

[sour rivet]

how would you feel if i pinged you for an image of a goblin

you scalie greedy red bastard

[sour rivet]

the bongbongs

[teal spade]

man, your pfp looks nothing like the picture

[left mantle]

a red forest...there?

[teal spade]

it's too small

[sour rivet]

discord moment

[left mantle]

Brother this scammer is awful

Not even using chat gpt

OR maybe they are

[copper vapor]

finally found the oil to upgrade my weapon

[left mantle]

Did somebody say

Oil?

Suddenly patriotism

[sour rivet]

he lied as naturally as he breathed

[blazing maple]

I killed him with a rock

[copper vapor]

I gotta do this at some point

[sour rivet]

you what

sam thats my SECOND messenger

[blazing maple]

Rock

[sour rivet]

fuck sake

[blazing maple]

Rock

[sour rivet]

first you eat the faes

[blazing maple]

Rock

Rock attack

[sour rivet]

thats

not what i copied

fucking

THIS

WHY CANT I COPY IMAGES FROM MY ARCHIVE SERVER

WHY DO I GOTTA SAVE THEM FIRST

[sour rivet]

feeather attack

[copper vapor]

can't you just windows+shift+s and crop them instantly

[sour rivet]

normally i would just right click them and send them here

but for some reason that doesnt work anymore

[teal spade]

HOLY SHIT GUYS

IT'S NOT AN ART SCAM

IT'S A MOBILE GAME AD

[copper vapor]

Needle+2

[sour rivet]

AND ITS ONLY THAT SERVER

[teal spade]

[blazing maple]

@sour rivet https://x.com/savosandsavos/status/1979966741246591399?s=46&t=B4AbtM6UPdDq772IyZkFKQ

Savos International (@SavosAndSavos)

Chipotle fucked up my order AGAIN!!!!

X · Oct 19, 2025, 5:43 PM

[sour rivet]

sory

[teal spade]

am gentelman for complementing vidja game

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_pHph2quWk @obsidian sun

[teal spade]

[copper vapor]

deus vult

[sour rivet]

better than ludwigs theme and i will die on this hill

honorable mention to the living failures

[copper vapor]

I prefer ludwig's

but this is also excellent

the organ

[teal spade]

it's time

[sour rivet]

organ, the violin (cello?), latin lyrics

its peam

wish laurence was more than a burning cleric beast

i still fw the design

[rocky turtle]

No fucking way

[copper vapor]

best fromsoft song tho

imo

is the tiny 5 second phase transition for the doggo in nightreign

[sour rivet]

god that is such a difficult choice for me to make

[blazing maple]

Idk man… Majula…

Gael theme

[sour rivet]

ds3 has so much great tracks

[blazing maple]

Nito theme is fucking scary!

[sour rivet]

scary!

[blazing maple]

Welcome to my arum

Stim *

[sour rivet]

curse you

i should list my favorite boss themes from each game

Ds1 Sif
Ds2 Aldia
Ds3 Gael (honorable mention to SoC and Midir)
bloodborne Laurence
Elden ring LICHDRAGON FORTISAXX NO DIFF

[rocky cove]

context?

[teal spade]

scroll up

[left mantle]

Now that is a 8th amendment violation holy shit

[rocky cove]

ds1 unironically gwyn theme is the best for me but the bossfight is so bad

also you forgot ds

[sour rivet]

i never played demon souls

or listened to its ost tbh

[rocky cove]

gimmick boss game

its fun but you will want to kill yourself on phalanx without firebombs

[teal spade]

sadly it's most likely chatpoopyt

[rocky cove]

@sour rivet

[raw lichen]

me after discovering secret Gassy posting channel on GAMMA server

[sour rivet]

damn ok already noticing a big detail change

[oblique belfry]

❓

alo ?

whatchu doin

[sour rivet]

my favorite custom maps finally got updaterd

[oblique belfry]

oh

i thought ultrakill update was release

and i was about to lose my shit

[sour rivet]

wym this is the update

we in ENVY now

we goin up

[oblique belfry]

shooo

[marsh cargo]

bugs

[oblique belfry]

why does it look so...off

the crosses at least

[sour rivet]

thats the idea

[supple lotus]

coin flip simulator my beloved

[sour rivet]

my skill has waned

what happened to the man that p ranked p 2

NOW we're in the real envy

[slim magnet]

god trying to flirt with someone you already know for a while is so awkward

[proven tundra]

[rocky cove]

real, and flirting with someone you barely know is so easy just to find out the other person is retarded xd

like a month later

[slim magnet]

this but unironically

[copper vapor]

damn

didn't think I'd enjoy mount fay but I like this map

[sour rivet]

time for level 2

[rocky cove]

like a month ago i met this girl and idk how it happened but on the second day we were already fucking, then i got sick bad, i was so fucking zoned out of reality, and she had problems cause i wasnt responsing to her after 15 minutes

[rocky cove]

and then when i said you realise im like omega sick right and she said yes

i said then dont give me this kinda shit

shes like omg whatever fucking forget it

havent spoken to her since then

[sour rivet]

im so good at this game

i say as i miss my rocket several times

[copper vapor]

had similar issues with my first girlfriend

[rocky cove]

im too old for this shit xd

[copper vapor]

this was way back in 2007, my dad died and I was obviously not doing well for a while
she lacked basic empathy and couldn't understand I was in grief, depressed and not feeling like I'd be good company, so I wanted some days to myself
she decided to break up with me

[rocky cove]

classic stupid bitch behavior

[slim magnet]

wow i was about to type i had the same thing with my second gf but that's brutal

[rocky cove]

good for you honestly

[copper vapor]

yea

[slim magnet]

the worst thing she did was call me during school breaks from multiple phones if i didn't pick up on her actual number

i turbo hated that

[rocky cove]

paranoia kicked in cause she thought you're ignoring just her i bet

[copper vapor]

some years later we got back in touch and she went through 3 boyfriends
1 turned out to be a closeted homo who just wanted to keep a facade to his family
the second cheated on her
the third left her after 8 months because she wouldn't put out

end result: she now hates men

[rocky cove]

hahahahah

[copper vapor]

so let's just say this entire situation was 100% for my benefit

[slim magnet]

not quite really she was just hyper clingy

[rocky cove]

the closet homo is a peak spit in her face

[marsh cargo]

[rocky cove]

holy fuck dude

imagine being her in that situation

[marsh cargo]

god damn

were do yall find all the crazies

[verbal lodge]

once you get over the whole hypothermia thing it's kinda tight yeah

https://tenor.com/view/okuu-nodding-gif-8033500931937619399

[teal spade]

[pure compass]

bro pumped and dumped (himself in bed)

[left mantle]

aight time to withdraw

[pure compass]

what game?

[teal spade]

the scammer was already reported, now I'm just waiting for mods to do their thing

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/abort-mission-press-button-press-it-gif-13456843

[left mantle]

Block and move on grim, this getting out of hand I fear for your ears from pings

[slim magnet]

bad childhood girl i knew since she was like 12

[sour rivet]

castle maniac time

[rocky cove]

theres this one girl that has been dming me since like 2019 over and over every time she had a fight with her bf and asking me to fuck, now she doesnt have a bf for the past few years and its even worse shes actually humiliating herself in my dms but im seriously considering a restraining order at this point xd

[rocky cove]

she even dmd me today

[slim magnet]

we were close

and then i broke up with my first girl and instinctively moved on to her

[teal spade]

sho got the Dm

[left mantle]

anyway, time to dork my tide

only 1 mission though

[verbal lodge]

I think you should reconsider being friends with someone like that

[marsh cargo]

[verbal lodge]

[left mantle]

Because clash is after that

[pure compass]

south america

[marsh cargo]

im from SA too

[rocky cove]

i was straight up ignoring her and then insulting her and she just took it and called me her sweetie, pookie whatever the fuck

cant make that shit up

[marsh cargo]

[rocky cove]

no that bitch i know well irl

[teal spade]

nvm, wrong person

[rocky cove]

lmao

[pure compass]

Didn't know she was freaky like that

[rocky cove]

shes fucking retarded not freaky

like idk whats wrong with her

[pure compass]

poor frontal lobe development?

[copper vapor]

everyone's a little retarded in college days
she was more so than usual

[rocky cove]

156cm of lobotomy

[copper vapor]

my second girlfriend was married and hid it from me for 2 months
at least I managed to find out eventually

but ya know

not cool.

[pure compass]

wtf

[verbal lodge]

sounds like alot of your relationships are rushed

[pure compass]

how did you meet this woman

[verbal lodge]

if the basis of your relationship is purely romantic/physical attraction and you dont have much or any friendly chemistry it is not likely to succeed

[left mantle]

Damn immediately a deamonhost and chaos spawn

[verbal lodge]

cause romantic feelings can change a lot depending on the mood but if you like being around someone as a friend thats unlikely to change much on its own

[pure compass]

wutchu yappin about

[slim magnet]

idk really it's a gamble

and it's a losing gamble in my experience

[rocky cove]

type of shit i would do to these kinds of women

[slim magnet]

from either side of the relationship

[sour rivet]

castle maniac my beloved

[slim magnet]

like for example i've had bad fights with my best friend over the years but as soon as i said "nah i don't want anything" to the last guy that was in my dms friendship with him imploded instantly

despite also knowing him for years

and being friends for years

[sour rivet]

oh

[rocky cove]

thats sad

i mean i could understand if the guy needed some time right

[pure compass]

Thete's a real Rubycon corporation

[rocky cove]

but to like completely forfeit the friendship kinda sucks

[slim magnet]

yeah kinda insane

[rocky cove]

maybe they couldn't handle it or maybe they were just too fixated on the relationship and didnt really wanna be just friends

[slim magnet]

i even had to clean my name a bit in that friend group

[rocky cove]

huh

[slim magnet]

because i was the outsider

[pure compass]

did they find out you make Doom maps and [redacted] mods?

[slim magnet]

what are you talking about

[rocky cove]

what mods

[marsh cargo]

and to think the largest drama i had in my friend group was me having a falling out with one

but the rest still talk to either of us

[pure compass]

Bad joke sorry

[slim magnet]

????????

i'm at the same spot with that friend group

everyone is on the best of terms except that guy and me

not even two sided

[marsh cargo]

yeah im at least on "amicable" terms with him
we just dont speak to each other directly

but we can exist in the same room

[rocky cove]

reminds me of this one situation where there was this girl on our discord and one of our friends started dating her and shit it was all cool and whatever and then she ran to the other guy from france all the way to ireland and cheated on him, then a while later cheated on the guy just like she did the first time

and now the two of them are friends again lmao

@slim magnet

[marsh cargo]

but we do have a "chat" of sorts like once a year

[slim magnet]

mr worldwide

what the fuck

[timber oxide]

Commencing sniper removal

[pure compass]

Ms. Worldwide I guess

[rocky cove]

but it was big time cold war for like a year or two in our discord between the french guy and the irish guy lmao

just because of some french chick

lmao

ive been told stories about her and shes one crazy bitch

[copper vapor]

on the contrary, I need to know ppl for a while before even trying a relationship
2 months is the time I was getting to know her before we got together

[pure compass]

how tf did you find out she was married

[copper vapor]

happened to me as well

[copper vapor]

facebook, of all things

she didn't have a married status or anything

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

Hey look, that one time facebook was actually useful for something

[copper vapor]

but once I noticed the same guy always on her posts

I decided to look at his profile

digged a little and found it

[copper vapor]

1/10 it wasn't a headshot

[timber oxide]

I headshotted another one with HE just 5s later but I didn't clip it

[green granite]

what with BF6 outdoor lighting man

[green granite]

the moment I walk indoor I'd automatically have to fight a fucking sun outside

[timber oxide]

Oh you don't have to

I have no proof

[rocky cove]

curious did she even try to gaslight when you confronted her

[left mantle]

Gets hit with sniper round dealing with other elites
Surprise poxburster rounds the corner

[slim magnet]

and after all of that i kinda fell for a friend i've known since high school

[copper vapor]

I lost an entire friend group because one guy got angry that his girlfriend spent more time in vc with me than with him
and he got the entire group of like 8 people to hate me for it

I decided I wasn't gonna waste my time dealing with people so easily influenced by one guy's yapping and just let it happen

[slim magnet]

and i don't know how to flirt with him

[copper vapor]

I sometimes miss one or two people from that group but oh well. Better off this way

[slim magnet]

worst of all he's like the the most shut in dude ever

[rocky cove]

need help? lol

[slim magnet]

bro won't move even if i go like "dude i'll come over i'll bring beer let's watch football"

[copper vapor]

I barely remember what happened when I went up to her and said I didn't want to see her anymore
probably nothing bad

[rocky cove]

ah, boring

[copper vapor]

boring is good

[rocky cove]

thats fine yeah

[copper vapor]

I have zero patience and energy to deal with ppl crashing out

[rocky cove]

have you tried just saying more obvious shit

to get his attention

[timid hollow]

[slim magnet]

kinda

[rocky cove]

worst case scenario you turn it into a joke if it no worky

thats what i do

i always win

[sour rivet]

at this point you gotta be blunt

[slim magnet]

idk really like i've been treading hyper lightly because i don't even know if he leans at least bi

lmfao

[rocky cove]

oh

HAHAH

shir

why not ask him straight up

[slim magnet]

i've kinda done that too

kinda

ish

[rocky cove]

elaborate???

[timber oxide]

Nah man I don't smoke

[slim magnet]

it did go through the joke thing

twice

because i was high off my balls

[rocky cove]

i see

[slim magnet]

so i brushed it off afterwards

[rocky cove]

and what did you get out of that

[sour rivet]

i know my ass would be dense as FUCK and i would need the opposite party to just straight up say it to my face

[slim magnet]

we laughed it off like everything

we have like the exact same sense of humor

[timber oxide]

I know from experience that I just kind of do stuff by accident which is funny cause if I actually try it's a fucking disaster

[rocky cove]

im like very sarcastic but i say things and make it sound like im dead serious, even people that know me well and they know im a sarcastic mf always get caught in the net

so i say unhinged shit or ask what i want and if no worky i just turn it into a joke

[static axle]

He didnt need ibuprofein 2/5

[rocky cove]

nobody ever knows if i was really serious about something

free information

[slim magnet]

same tbh my friend group knows that the only time it's actually not sarcasm is if i'm in the middle of a mental breakdown

[timber oxide]

But it's still the "did you just try to snipe my boy right next to me?"

[slim magnet]

and even then i'm still poking fun at shit

[static axle]

"bitch snipe this 125mm"

[rocky cove]

yeah same but i dont break down around people

i did that once

but that was a panic attack

[timber oxide]

Consume APFSDS, peasant. Next time try playing the objective

[green granite]

man

it's nice to have Goon Thunder

[static axle]

"theres a new meta in battle...... Tanks dont care about your meta

[timber oxide]

The missile does not care about the meta because the missile knows where it is

[rocky cove]

oh about bf6 i got a question

can you c4 launch?

[timber oxide]

Didn't try

[green granite]

didnt even unlock C4 tbh

[rocky cove]

i need to know

[timber oxide]

I haven't seen a single person try it which is weird

[green granite]

it takes so long to unlock it

[timber oxide]

I unlocked C4 by accident

I don't even know what I had to do for it

[green granite]

i swear breakthrough in BF6 has to be the worst gamemode rn

[timber oxide]

No

Rush exists

[green granite]

true

[timber oxide]

[rocky cove]

whats breakthrough

[green granite]

Rush is where defender eats shit

[static axle]

Recon t2 challenge i think

[green granite]

breakthrough is where attacker eats shit

[timber oxide]

It's t1

[static axle]

Now you can place them on drone and go bully tanks

[timber oxide]

I just don't know the specific requirements

[rocky cove]

that used to be map dependant

[pallid raft]

sometimes you just eat something you normally eat but it just hits different

[timber oxide]

Breakthrough is kinda like Rush but the defenders can regain control of lost points

[rocky cove]

metro rush fucking sucked ass for attackers

[green granite]

Mirak Valley is such a drag to play

[rocky cove]

so its like operations bf1/5 but they can get those control points back?

[timber oxide]

No, that would be Firestorm

[green granite]

I have yet to see anyone go pass 2nd Breakthrough

[timber oxide]

Funny thing is that Breakthrough was a thing in BFV as well

[timber oxide]

Oh I see it very often

[green granite]

Breakthrough is part of every Battlefield I believe

[quasi wharf]

here i am still playing BF5 and being sad that there never was a winter war expansion

[rocky cove]

i legit dont remember i only played operations

[timber oxide]

No it's not

[green granite]

BF4 did not have it?

[rocky cove]

theres narvik

[timber oxide]

It didn't

[rocky cove]

no

bf4 is conquest and rush

[green granite]

oh

[timber oxide]

It's either a BF1 or BFV thing but I never played BF1 to confirm

[green granite]

so breakthrough started from BF1 and above then

[static axle]

Ye

[green granite]

BF1 Breakthrough is also called Operation

[static axle]

Introduced in 1

[green granite]

it was epic af

[rocky cove]

operations in 1 were really cool

[green granite]

but Operation in 1 plays a slightly different than 5 and beyond

[static axle]

No its not

[green granite]

in 1 you have like 5 Regiments I think or map depend, and you want to conserve as much manpower as you can

[static axle]

Operations are sequential maps

[rocky cove]

and you cant regain control points

[static axle]

So the battle carried over from matches

[timber oxide]

Breakthrough is a separate gamemode from Operations, yes

I just checked the wiki 🤓

[static axle]

[rocky cove]

operations were basically trying to mimic the war in an arcadey way

[green granite]

shrug

[rocky cove]

best gamemode

[static axle]

"i wont be wrong "

[timber oxide]

Breakthrough first appeared in BF1, then it was in BFV, 2042 and now 6

[green granite]

I haven't played 1 since forever

but tbh 6 rn breakthrough is not great

[static axle]

Its rush but recappable objectives instead bombs, easiest explanation

[timber oxide]

No, it's not I won't be wrong, it's I know how to search for stuff myself, which is a lost ability nowadays

[static axle]

Sounds like a skill issue

[rocky cove]

but i HATE bf1 that's not operations, open server browser, the only thing i see is SYNAI DESERT 24/7!!!!

[green granite]

must be a defender

[rocky cove]

dogshit map

[green granite]

shit is fucking dogshit

[timber oxide]

Breakthrough is my 2nd most liked gamemode after Escalation

[static axle]

I mean i went to wiki too

[green granite]

Escalation is fun

I always play that mode

[static axle]

Makes your skill issue shine even more with comments like this.

[timber oxide]

I've lost Breakthrough matches as a defender and won them as an attacker so I have no idea what Cuppy is talking about

[static axle]

Win many matches as attacker. You just need team work and not try to solo push like a retard

[static axle]

Copium

[oblique belfry]

@timber oxide i've seen a insta reel about "best 5 minecraft modpacks to play for a lifetime" and wanna know what number 3 was ?

[green granite]

you have a gamemode where let's say in Mirak valley, you have 1 tank and everyone else rushing 2 points that's close to both enemies spawn and together

[timber oxide]

No

[green granite]

the moment Attack tank spawn it's instantly fucking die

[oblique belfry]

i will tell anyways

[green granite]

map has no routes to flank since that's literally everything the map has

[oblique belfry]

he fucking said vault hunters for number 3

[timber oxide]

Engineers:

[green granite]

every area is a fucking choke point

[sour rivet]

where prominence

[green granite]

what takes it to kill a tank being repaired by a bunch of engineers?

that's right

a bunch of engineers

[oblique belfry]

gone

[static axle]

I liked flash operations i think they were called, operations but single match so you dont have to play 3 maps

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-dissapointed-meme-black-guy-spongebob-violin-gif-3103058475544609988

[timber oxide]

Listen, no amount of engineers can outheal 4 rockets hitting a tank at the same time

[oblique belfry]

1 modpack caught my eye though

[green granite]

no

[oblique belfry]

linggango

[green granite]

double that

[timber oxide]

And no amount of engineers can help a stupid tank user

[rocky cove]

in bf3 i played everything, in bfbc2 i played rush mainly, in bf2 i played a couple of favorite maps cause i used to fly jets only, in bf4 i turned into an AEK-971 locker only sweat terrorizing servers, bf1 operations only and bf5 wake island/operations only

bf2042 i played a bit of everything but man that game fucking sucks

and bf6 idk im still considering the purchase

[green granite]

no amount of engineers together fixing a tank can outheal 8 rockets at once

[static axle]

Cuppy shooting tank head on wondering why no dmg

[timber oxide]

You literally only need 4 rockets at worst to kill a tank

[green granite]

attacker has tank

so idk what you mean

[rocky cove]

i played those too when i didnt have time

[green granite]

also the MBT LAW damage tank from above not front

[static axle]

I mean single rpg if you plant it in the engine bay

Like in bf5

[green granite]

Woe

[timber oxide]

No it's actually not true

[green granite]

Glancing Blow upon yee

[timber oxide]

It will mobility kill it, but it won't kill kill it

[green granite]

you need minimum 2

[timber oxide]

I got hit in the engine multiple times, it never killed me in one hit

[green granite]

I actually do not know how AT4 in BF6 is different than RPG

[rocky cove]

in bf5 we had the anti-tank rifle rapid fire bug (still exists btw) that vaporized shit

or was it bf1?

i forgor

[green granite]

in BF1 you can vaporize a tank with tank hunter kit without the bug

[static axle]

You actually can (they might not have been 100 hp) but still. From above to the engine covers usually does the trick

[green granite]

but I think it's 1

in BFV Anti-Tank Rifle barely deals damage to tank

[timber oxide]

I guarantee you that I never got one tapped by that and I got hit like that multiple times

[green granite]

but great against any other vehicles

[oblique belfry]

fuck is up with everyone recommending stardew valley in minecraft modpack

[timber oxide]

It does kill the tank's mobility but it will not explode

[rocky cove]

the one that you pick up on the map i mean

[green granite]

then 1

[static axle]

Main battle tank has them visible as fuck, not so sure about the smaller tank

I gotta research this after work

[rocky cove]

huh??

[green granite]

Panzergewehr was stupid

[static axle]

But i did 1 shot a mbt. Not sure if it was 100% hp tho

[oblique belfry]

lately i've seen posts / reels about a minecraft modpack called "Society : Sunlit Valley"

[green granite]

idk if you are shooting an SPAA or IFV cuz I don't think MBT die in 1 shot from behind

[rocky cove]

i only play gregtech and ftb packs fuck allat bro

[timber oxide]

There's this thing where a vehicle will not self repair to the max once it reaches a certain damage threshold

[static axle]

I mean sounds like a shit tank player

[green granite]

the Pax Stridsfaggit looks like a tank if you look it further away

[timber oxide]

It's stuck at like, 70%

[oblique belfry]

atm 10 ?

[rocky cove]

boring

[green granite]

now you are just making it sounds like something

[rocky cove]

and short

[timber oxide]

At this point it is possible to "one tap" it from certain angles

[oblique belfry]

damn

[static axle]

I shall debunk this shit

[rocky cove]

i play dj2, gtnh, nomi, nomi gtceu, moni

[timber oxide]

This is actually even marked on the vehicles health bar when you drive it

[static axle]

I mean me and pyrson have both decided your just complaining and its copium

[green granite]

ok?

and

[static axle]

Could have been that cause it did not have engineers fixing it

[green granite]

Pyrson agrees w me tank can't outheal more than 4 rockets

or me just agrees w him

so idk why you are keep going on shitting on me

[static axle]

And im saying skill issue on your part in breakthrough

[timber oxide]

A tank can't outheal 4 rockets because 4 rockets to the front kill a tank with a bit of damage to spare

[green granite]

I guess I can't really just have discuss w you normally

[green granite]

cuz everything is just "oh skill issue"

[rocky cove]

i remember days when 2 rocksts was enough to nuke a tank in bf

[timber oxide]

Now, if you hit the engine, even if it's not from the top, you can kill a tank in 2-3 shots

[quiet abyss]

[timber oxide]

If the tank was already damaged beforehand below the self repair threshold then it can die in one

[green granite]

Fallout be like

[timber oxide]

Aircraft can actually insta-delete ground vehicles

[rocky cove]

meanwhile my 5800 mods 6300 plugins 574gb skyrim list on a dedicated ssd laughing in the background

[green granite]

I found it funny how they have unique vehicles for both side

[oblique belfry]

????????????

[static axle]

You said breakthrough is shit, i said its good, you complain you need to be defender i said nuh uh. There for your honor it is skill issue, aint my fault your matches suck big pp

[oblique belfry]

5.8k mods ?

[green granite]

but their SPAA and Transport Heli are the same

[oblique belfry]

wtf are you doing

[timber oxide]

No, SPAA are not the same

[green granite]

they are both Gepard

[static axle]

Its what nearly 600dmg from the back how ever much hp do tanks even have. Havent really been driving them

[green granite]

like the name GE-26 should be fairly obvious it is a Gepard

man

they are adding Naval

and I am dreading the BF4 TV Missile

no more

[marsh cargo]

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[rocky cove]

making an rpg soulslike with peak graphics

i also had paid mods xdd

[green granite]

I have not enjoyed any Minecraft modpack

i just dont know why

[timber oxide]

I wonder if you will still literally become the missile

[oblique belfry]

🗿

[rocky cove]

lack of commitment?
shit packs?

[green granite]

ig it's just nearly all modpacks I had tried was just always trying to make you automating your surviving process

[oblique belfry]

"community made mods for the base game"
"payment"

[green granite]

pretty sure it's violating the agreement w Mojang but

Mojang is being Mojang

[rocky cove]

some mods were really good and people did not upload them to nexus and to patreon instead

[rocky cove]

talking skyrim

[green granite]

why bringing Skyrim over

[timber oxide]

So you just weren't trying out the correct ones

[rocky cove]

you missed the plot

[green granite]

I mean I guess

[timber oxide]

I have no idea what the exact health values of vehicles are

[green granite]

but so far I have yet to find one that's corrected

[static axle]

Good for them making aome mulah

[rocky cove]

yeah

got some hair mods with insane hair physics

really high quality

and also DLSS/DLSSG for skyrim

[green granite]

I think let's say MBT LAW deals pretty consistent 264 damage from frontal and it takes out like 1/10 health

so I am assuming a MBT is like 2600 health

[static axle]

I dont remember if it was rpg or law but direct front was like 276 something and rear was like 596 or something. Saw the clip while ago so frogot the exact details

[timber oxide]

If that was true I wouldn't have died from getting swarmed by 4 engineers with rocket launchers

[green granite]

hmm

I mean I am assuming you also got shot from the side

[rocky cove]

why would you wanna hit the front of the tank where its least vulnerable to damage

[timber oxide]

All you need to take out a tank from any side is 4 engineers who launch the rockets at the same time

I believe a tank has around 1k

[green granite]

idk

why don't you answer that question

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/tip-toe-gif-18615126

Me when i see a tank

[rocky cove]

you dont its fucking stupid, waste of ammo

[green granite]

ok?

[static axle]

Time to go behind it

[timber oxide]

Because you can't flank it due to it having infantry support

[green granite]

no shit sherlock

[timber oxide]

Not this time, fuck-o, I have excellent hearing

[static axle]

Then c4 drone

[green granite]

anyway

wait

is there Carl Gustaf Rifle in this game?

[timber oxide]

Not this time, fuck-o, I have excellent aim as well

[green granite]

I haven't checked

[rocky cove]

smoke the motherfucker idk figure something out instead just spending valuable resources for no reason

Sisyphus moment

[timber oxide]

Sorry Hate, I played too much War Thunder to get played like that

[static axle]

Switch team and not heal as engineer?

[green granite]

since I don't have C4

[timber oxide]

I always play vehicles as engineer to bypass that

[green granite]

so I just run up to the rear of a Tank with Anti Tank Mine

I die too but so is the tank

[static axle]

AHA! steal the tank when you self repair

[timber oxide]

You can't

[green granite]

seof repair?

[rocky cove]

in a perfect world we would live in a place where everyone is good at the game and you can rely on air to get rid of the tanks on the ground

like does jdam not exist in bf6

[timber oxide]

Engineers block the ability to steal nearby friendly vehicles if the crew disembarks

It;s literally their class ability

[static axle]

I meant as your team mate

[green granite]

I know EA shows there's mortar support in BF6 but I have yet to see anyone using it

[timber oxide]

Then have the tank I don't care

I can be the gunner

Or your pocket engineer

We die together, brother

[rocky cove]

mortar like the pocket mortar thingy or like artillery from bf2?

[green granite]

also anyone knows how to use the breaching charge launcher?

[static axle]

1 thing i wanna do this weekend is bind the sticks to bf6

[green granite]

more of BF1 thing

[timber oxide]

Oh it's simple
You don't

[green granite]

yeh I already see this coming

[rocky cove]

bf1 mortar was kinda the same as in bf4

[green granite]

well it's similar but not the same

[timber oxide]

I assumed it can destroy walls but I'm pretty sure it just works on deployable cover

[green granite]

4 you can remote control it

[green granite]

it can't

[timber oxide]

no shit sherlock tell me something I don't know

[green granite]

all it does is shooting concussion behind the wall

well damn

im sorry

[rocky cove]

i mean yea in bf1 its the same but you need to have good gamesense cause you cant just point and click

[thin bobcat]

"You're a gentleman", he said, after coughing up 500 grams of tar from his lungs

Is the dude banned already?

[teal spade]

he's not from GAMMA

[timber oxide]

Anyway, the best vehicle is the jeep

Nobody suspects it

[green granite]

I swear the 50 cal MG in BF6 deals so much damage

[timber oxide]

Not even the mounted gun, Cuppy

[teal spade]

I can give you his ID if you want to preemtively ban him @thin bobcat

[timber oxide]

Just run the fuckers over

[green granite]

like in BF4 HMG only deals like 30 damage per shot

[thin bobcat]

sure, why not

[copper vapor]

dangit

[timber oxide]

They do not expect it

[green granite]

but in BF6 it's 2 shot kill

I think 1 if you hit headshot but im not too sure

[copper vapor]

I'm at ||Sands of Karak||, killed the boss and I even found the room where Shakra is supposed to be to sell the map, but she isn't there

[teal spade]

1281004813928235059
@neon grove

[rocky cove]

did you forget about M82 which was literally a one shot kill to the body?

[frail leaf]

waysha0575 (waysha0575) has been banned for reason: Scam advertisements

[copper vapor]

ye they finally made the vehicle hmg good again

[green granite]

NO SHIT SHERLOCK IM TALKING HMG

NOT A FUCKING SNIPER RIFLE

I guess this is how Pyrson feels when I talk to him

[timber oxide]

I find it funny how the AP rounds for the SPAA deal the same amount of damage regardless of whether it was a headshot or not

[green granite]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[rocky cove]

holy fuck dont shit yourself

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/chill-guy-chill-guy-just-a-chill-guy-relax-gif-1579445140409713118

[rocky cove]

youre talking high calibers i just added a thing to the conversation

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-gif-25783770

[green granite]

anyway there is a mortar

[rocky cove]

dont be such a bitch

[sour rivet]

i heard this thing is a piece of shit

[static axle]

Damn, eat some fiber

[green granite]

I have yet to try it but it was kinda trash in 4

[rocky cove]

[timber oxide]

I haven't died to it yet, which is good

[sour rivet]

i eat the fiber from my walls is that good

[green granite]

also

[static axle]

Thank god drones can explode them

[timber oxide]

Nah man, mortar wasn't trash in BF4

[green granite]

ig it's weird how they remove smoke grenade from all class but Medic

[timber oxide]

You just never had the opportunity to perform a full team wipe on operation locker with the mortar

[static axle]

[green granite]

ig EA was tired of smoke spam

[static axle]

Yes

[copper vapor]

@sour rivet does Shakra leave if I kill the area boss?

[timber oxide]

Smoke spam?

[sour rivet]

which boss

or just in general

[copper vapor]

in general I guess

[green granite]

wait the heck

only recon gets C4 now?

[sour rivet]

i honestly have no idea

[copper vapor]

I killed the ||enraged conchfly|| at ||sands of karak||

[green granite]

what????

[sour rivet]

she tends to reside at bellhart

[static axle]

Damn, do you even play the game

[rocky cove]

nothing new

[sour rivet]

anyway peak is on sale go buy it

[rocky cove]

jesus christ

[green granite]

aw there's no Carl Gustaf Recoiless Rifle

EA lied to meeee

[copper vapor]

man

I cleared an area without the map

[sour rivet]

why is she taller than me

[copper vapor]

shawty

perceptioncheck.mp4

[sour rivet]

do you think if i grovel she would give me uppies

[copper vapor]

PARAVOST

[timber oxide]

I feel like playing bloodborne again

[copper vapor]

offtopic bloodborne smp

[static axle]

Bf4 mortar and rush game mode

[sour rivet]

elden ring seamless coop

[timber oxide]

Oh god please no

[copper vapor]

bf1 mortar in argonne forest

[static axle]

Then make it like 5 guys mortaring from each side

[static axle]

Add some smoke to block them into a valley, some gas nades amd go brrrr with mortar

[copper vapor]

damn I didn't explore everything. Time to go back

[static axle]

Even tho argonne was annoying as fuck at times. It still was super well built map

[copper vapor]

I loved it

I always rushed the field gun overlooking C with the elite kit box
any idiot tried to get it, I asploded them to bits

also great to annoy the armored train if whoever's driving it is stupid enough to put it at the C flag.

[sour rivet]

fellas i need a secondary weapon to go along with my whirligig

[copper vapor]

also EA never fixed the field gun bug

[static axle]

Only bs map i can think off in bf1 is the naval 1 where you attack the pier. Forgot the name. 1st sector was bs for attackers

[copper vapor]

let me look at the weapon list and I'll get back to you
tell me which ones you have atm

[copper vapor]

Zeebrugge

at night, yea?

[static axle]

Yeee

Yeee

[copper vapor]

I liked that map for how "different" it was

[static axle]

5/5 defending. 2/5 attacking

[sour rivet]

i can also buy the blades of mercy, chikage, and that rapier

[static axle]

It had a nice variety, from close quarters into more open area near the land. Only thing sucked was breakthrough attacker side for the 1st sector

[copper vapor]

damn you already got a lot of stuff

[sour rivet]

i killed rom

actually the martyr was my last boss

[green granite]

huh

I am surprised top down attack on tank does not deal any more damage than rear

[copper vapor]

I mean you already got a bunch of dlc shit

[green granite]

cuz ya kno you would think tank is more vulnerable from top

guess that makes MBT LAW too op if that's a thing

[oblique belfry]

wanted to check out this lingaggo modpack that apparently is inspired by terraria and um

-# no i didnt download it im just watching vid

[copper vapor]

you don't have it yet, so go get Maria's sword Rakuyo

[copper vapor]

this shit only really works for the antitank launcher trap engis have
and the javelin, if it's even ingame

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-joe-pesci-pesci-what-gif-10718026964868693743

[copper vapor]

hitting the top of a tank with a regular launcher does not do any bonus damage to my knowledge

[sour rivet]

[copper vapor]

it's dumb, it's stupid and it's retarded but that's how it is

[sour rivet]

But my main stat is strength...

[copper vapor]

excuses, excuses

[green granite]

there is javelin ya

[static axle]

lacks how to on how to mine ore
Kill this living iron creature
Sudden knowledge

[copper vapor]

kirkhammer then

[oblique belfry]

its like i've got dementia and killing those bosses creates a breakthrough

[static axle]

Quality mod "imma cuck you and youll enjoy it"

[static axle]

Naah you absorb its soul, its skyrim now have fun

[oblique belfry]

instead of learning a new shout word its basic knowledge

[static axle]

@timber oxide i did some digging out of boredom about the tanks in bf6.... Wanna know whats the sweet spot on main battle tank for max dmg

you wont guess it unless you know it

[timber oxide]

Tell me

[static axle]

Rpg to the gunners turret does 743 dmg

[timber oxide]

[static axle]

[timber oxide]

Like, if you told me that RPG to the back of the main turret does max damage

I could believe you

Because that's the ammo storage

[sour rivet]

i mean im still gonna get rakuyo

[timber oxide]

...I think

[sour rivet]

and its not like i have a set build

[oblique belfry]

i now understand where the monkey with guns videos in gta 5 come from

[static axle]

Naah like 200 dmg there

743 on the gunners turret

[timber oxide]

Yeah but it would make more sense

[static axle]

I know

[timber oxide]

Ammo goes boom

[static axle]

Even engine would make more sense

[timber oxide]

Yeah

[static axle]

But a turret

Hey atleast now you know if you suddenly just take hella dmg that they hit the tiny remote turret

[green granite]

damn

how do you guys use M4A1 more effectively

[static axle]

What you mean

[green granite]

like it has a lot of bloom

is there like attachment to help it

[static axle]

Yeah

[green granite]

I have yet to use it until now

like my dumbass forgot Carbine is a thing

[static axle]

You only need some of the 1st parts to make it manageable. Untill then its auffering

Later part make it have good recoil but stock its bloomy

@timber oxide have you played with mp7 yet

[timber oxide]

Yes

It's ok

[static axle]

Low dmg barely any recoil

[green granite]

I love MP5

It's not like best SMG or anything I just like the MP5 gun in general

[static axle]

It not bad either. Cant wait to open vector tho

[timber oxide]

I already got UMP tho

It's set as my main weapon on all classes

[static axle]

Its a fun gun

[timber oxide]

It's a shame it's not the .45 one

[static axle]

Apparently not using flash hider or supressor will 3d mark you aswell as show in minimap?

Like instantly

never really realized it but makes sense now that i think of it

[timber oxide]

Yes, but flash hider still does mark you

[static axle]

It does? Shiiet no wonder you cant really sneak and shoot peeps

[green granite]

isn't the UMP in game the 40?

[static axle]

I mean theres a reason why i prefer hardcore

[timber oxide]

It hides you, but if the enemies are close enough it will not work

Suppressor just hides you

[green granite]

tbh

if people see the tracer then yeh

[static axle]

Ah so its ranged for it and rest are just whatever range. Got it

[green granite]

tbh idk how I feel about Sniper rifle require hold breathe even without the scope

[opal star]

@static axle Successful hunt. Butchering atm.

[timber oxide]

I love those freeze frames

[static axle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1394896787860492298/a0e3op.gif

Yay meat

[opal star]

Nearly 500 pounds of the stuff

[green granite]

me when people don't know that Smoke can be used for offensive

[static axle]

1 hour work left and then its weekend, gonna head to store, eat myself round and go sleep

[opal star]

Hell yeah.

[static axle]

Then its 4 days of battlefielding

[static axle]

All the same kind of deer? Or did you caught something else too?

[opal star]

2 deer, no elk.

[static axle]

[timber oxide]

Using smoke for offensive purposes just means that you won't see my buggy going full speed into the smoke in hopes of ramming someone

[static axle]

I mean you can but you also wont see what youre attacking, so its a winwin

Most of the time your better off using the defenders smoke when they pop them to heal and shit

[timber oxide]

Cue me defusing the final M-COM when the attackers also were at 0 tickets left because some dumbass from the attacking team tried to smoke it for cover

Genius, fucking genius

[static axle]

Does bf6 have the robots that were in bf4

[timber oxide]

Yes

[static axle]

Fuck

[timber oxide]

And they can do more stuff

[oblique belfry]

oh boy

[static axle]

Ofc they can

[oblique belfry]

i forgot this song was in this game too

[timber oxide]

Arm / disarm M-COMS
Deploy cluster munitions
Deploy mines

[static axle]

Do they just fly through?

[timber oxide]

And, of course, repair / destroy vehicles with a blowtorch

[static axle]

yippee

[opal star]

If you're close enough, most of the time. That one went right through.

[sour rivet]

what is that thing

[timber oxide]

I dunno why you facepalm it, they were borderline useless

[static axle]

Useless? I think i spent more time killing the robots in bf4 than actual people in m-coms

[timber oxide]

Yes, they were useless

[static axle]

But that mine thing sounds cool

[teal spade]

a dog, go pet it

[timber oxide]

The M-COM thing is a niche use and outside of that you're better off using a blowtorch anyway

[static axle]

Yeah i guess

Tbh you really didnt see them outside of Rush in bf4

[timber oxide]

The only annoyance of them in BF4 was how quickly they got replenished from ammo crates so engies could just spam them

[sour rivet]

yo is that my wife?

[timber oxide]

No, your wife is left in your imaginary home

[static axle]

I wonder if they can be flown, flyed, (engklish veri hard) with drones ontop of tanks

[green granite]

the humble AV Mine

[timber oxide]

Who cares

Car goes vroom

[green granite]

your jeep seems to

[timber oxide]

Have you ever considered having fun

I got super bored on one match today so I just started driving the buggy around and it was the most fun I had in the game so far, and I got some roadkills

Sure I hit some mines but it was still fun, and useful cause the mines didn't kill our armor

[green granite]

I found the fact that NATO Coalition is struggling against a Private Military Company is just so funny ngl

[timber oxide]

Ew, battlefield lore

No thanks, I just want to shoot stuff and drive stuff

[static axle]

[timber oxide]

I just call Pax "Russians at home"

[oblique belfry]

this mf has gamer aim

[green granite]

ngl I would think they use Russian gear

[oblique belfry]

wtf was that

[green granite]

but most of their arsenal is German and Sweden

[timber oxide]

They just use gear

[oblique belfry]

bro hit 3 60's in a row

[timber oxide]

We can't really have russians cause it would be controversial in 2025

[static axle]

I mean they funded by cia and shit so they use whatever

[timber oxide]

I'll be honest Hate

I did not pay attention at the SP campaign at all

[static axle]

[static axle]

I didnt either untill the end

[timber oxide]

I find it 10 times more enjoyable when I have no clue what is going on

[static axle]

[timber oxide]

I just go in to shoot stuff

[static axle]

I just decided to watch the last cutscene and not skip it

[oblique belfry]

Jimmy : i guess you can take me home now
The home in question :

how the fuck does he know trevor's cocaine lab

[turbid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/high-as-fuck-drugs-high-weed-gif-16119033

I am stoned

[oak magnet]

same

but like

[static axle]

And its pretty much the chick that is your boss is like "umm yeah we fund pax, and i let them attack" or some shit. And i was like oooh plot twist and skip

[oak magnet]

i really realise its better to be stoned alone

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

👀

[oak magnet]

i cant be ASKED to be stoned with other people no shot

[teal spade]

Eik miegot

[oak magnet]

eisiu

tau penkta valanda blet

[turbid shuttle]

I'm stoned with my father lmao

[oak magnet]

tu eik miegot

[static axle]

soon

[turbid shuttle]

I brought a weed pen with me

[oak magnet]

nice, wish my dad was open

[teal spade]

As neinu i darba

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me needs a penjamin

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wanna know a hilarious fact ?

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ahh supratau

[static axle]

No

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yra šviesą iš laukos?

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my friend gotten so used to watching me stream gta 5 to him that he fucking downloaded gta 5 just to help me with my online achievements

i didnt even ask