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araby
a spurred boot?
looks like high heels to me
saw them but idk
not the vibe im looking for atm
could be fun to fight tho
i swear the arbites shield puts the game on easy mode
ah yes, pushing is so nice too
arbites IS easy mode
i know bro
what are you looking for then
tf do you think riding boots are 
im not entirely sure
the factions i enjoyed the most so far has been warriors of chaos and skaven
i cant click with beastmen no matter how much i try
tonns of new skaven stuff
and even a couple of chaos skaven clans
i saw somth that added these huge fuck ass rat lords
oh fuck this mod adds the rotbloods?
oooooooo
Skaven klans
no you need a separate mod for the rotbloods
but if you have both you will get extra stuff
ah ok
still grabbing them
because me vermintide player
already have the red eyed skaven skin..
what else
Because me-me vermintide player!
YES-YES!
It's spelled with a K?
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3363045069 this is what i was talkin about trian
Skaven are racist and anti-catholic?!
ever tried sfo btw?
on warhammer 2
Nah. I'm in a few servers over 1000 and it's the same, this is the only one that has this many that i'm in. It only shows active users i think.
Looks like 26 in this server, not sure if that's accurate but that's as far down as the list goes.
One of my favs was gotrek&felix 2 in 1 legendary hero mod, so op i could send it to wreak havoc on enemy supply lines, take small towns just like that.
yeah
And once they roll levels and good gear - siege becomes knock knock whos there joke
With the Gotrek being the one who knocks
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This things big brother the Mk5HD 2-10 was 98% perfect. Could this, half priced baby brother even come close to its big brothers performance? Or could it perhaps surpass it?
00:00 - Introduction
00:44 - Phys...
Neaat.
@hexed kernel 😔

Average skryre tech test results
"This application will terminate you now"
oh 
haven't used it in a while
so didn't know it was outdated
it's kind of a horrible mod if you're not playing as the skaven
because it adds so many new factions you kinda fight nothing but skaven your whole game if you're playing as any other race
we'll see how it goes
imagine being a traitor and an arbites just fucking 3 pointers your ass with an impact grenade
like bro why does the cop have a fucking BOMB

because the 'criminals' in the 40k universe can do some pretty bad shit
Depends, in some places they have tanks and helis

getting flayed for commiting a cardinal sin (stole bread)
Even irl
stealing a fork, mandated edict: mauling
I mean the heretics in 40k can summon daemons an shiet
Nah, they need at least someone for penal legions and servitors
good roles today :D

just before this i got a perfect exterminator
and a perfect shield + maul
im just rolling in za goods

im happy
arbites set up is now achieved, just need to get the whole thing leveled and consecrated
If only fs not paywalled arbites
i mean i didnt pay
samantha graciously gifted it to me

Rigged from the start
samantha being a goat as usual
so yeah im absurdly happy with robo dog
and shotgun
that ACTUALLY WORKS
fuck you combat shotgun

no one likes you
get out
can you imagine that it was actually worse prior to the arbiter dlc
Whats current state of darktide? Hows vet doing? Gunpsyka?
they buffed it a little this summer
how does that even happen
vet slaps
absolute dps monster
zealot fucks
psyker... im just shit at it so idk
psyker is good
ogryn i havent tried, but heard good
Try gunpsyker
and arbites still easy mode
no i want my staff
i use the stuff thats exclusive to classes
like how i dont use boltgun for arbites
because why use arbites
if just use boltgun
besides vet has more reload speed perks
so its just better suited for vet

i mean it's not *that* bad
you can still use it against berserkers and stuff
the mark with the slug rounds is also ok
Gunpsyka was that lad who successfully escaped black ships and ended up in guard in my head
they gave me a revolver and the lady in my head said "go wild, cowboy"


Rubiconian handshake incoming
man why is copying an ac so cancer
i need to have every part
i just want the cool look
YOUYOU WATCH OUT A PLASTIC BAG IS FLYING BY YOUR AC'S LEG
OH GOD OH FUCK
60MB/s download, neat 
blame my proxy server for running 300 zombie networks
WHY AM I DOWNLOADING FROM BRAZIL STEAM SERVER
ungrim :3
do dorfs have those big blimps or is that a chorf thing
what kind of blades 
only the regular dorfs have the blimps
dorf
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ca2umaTYUZE It just keeps getting bigger god fucking damn
This is a Kenworth C540 leaving the Renton, WA Kenworth plant on its maiden voyage. These heavy haul trucks are often used in mining, logging and as a prime mover for off-road loads.
#Kenworth #C500 #shorts
but still super mid
your emperor is a lady?
unless you mean a different voice
because im 99% sure that the voice the psyker hears is the emperor
i have many voices in my head
based on the knowledge they have that they shouldnt
for instance "My Beloved says we owe more to the Aeldari than we know"
hmmmmmmmm
now just WHO might know what the aeldari did thats super important?
maybe its big gold man
(it is)

i think the emperor is just bored in the warp at this point, and hes just fucking with psykers
(i would too tbh, its like live tv for the corpse god)
surely it's not a lord of change
doubt it
mostly because the voicelines suggest emperor
in many cases
its just most likely
fatshart did make it a mystery
what if the lord of change is just mimicking the emperor
so people fight over it
theres only so far he can go tbh
theres just too much evidence
i dont have it all off the top of my head
because i cant be asked to listen for more than 10 minutes of that psyker
because i think hes a little annoying sometimes
the chill ass psyker is kinda just better, more relaxed
less sounding like he stabs farm animals and watches them bleed out for fun
maybe its saint celestine bath water voice
her stupid ass dont know about the webway

the changeling is having drinks with the emperor
@shrewd gull So you've never used it, yet immediately announce it breaks shit despite admitting to being unfamiliar with it?? The guy just uses windows commands/tools and WinUtils is just a UI for it.
If I were talking to you I would have tagged you.
yeah but i dont remember anyone asking you anything
so yeah im gonna ask what the hell youre on about
Probably continuing another conversation from a different channel then.
Because were asked by a mod to move, genius
Why would I use something so obviously shit? It's the same if you asked "You've never used CCleaner how can you say it's not good" well it's fucking obvious that if a damn software offers to "debloat registry" that it's pure bullshit
CCleaner IS shit. I agree with the sentiment for those sort of tools but this isn't that. That's just what I titled it. You have no idea what you're talking about.
And that's not even the point. You're recommending random software, ctts winutils and winaerotweaker in a newbies chat? Those fuckers can't read installation instructions for GAMMA yet you're recommending a piece of software that directly edits the windows installation
L i guess
i never have that problem 
Atroxinal when he isn't involved and his dead chat is disturbed
I have no idea? For someone claiming that you've been using CTTs winutils for multiple years, you should know it's shit
Winutils (the only thing I suggested) is a tool I used and has a solid rep. You're just shitting on it for no reason because you mistakenly thought it was similar to Piriform trash.

you see i make myself involved
even when people dont want me to
because thats what i do
its entertaining


Avast has a solid reputation as well but that doesn't mean you should use it
They for one sell your data and is a generally shitty antivirus.
Literally noone whos been near a computer in the past 10 years under the age of 70 thinks that about Avast.
Just because people use it, it doesn't mean it's a good software
Here you go, further proving my point
Whatever, keep your shit opinions about software to yourself if they're going to be so ill informed.

nope im playin in da warhamma
you could mute him like you did to me when you wanted me to go to bed (hes just gonna play warhammer)

dont mute me
Keep proving my point. Just don't recommend stuff so people break their windows installations
ill play scream fortress with you
Righto cope-r. I'm not going to bother since anything I say you'll just respond with "I cant read and assume what you say means i'm right" and I'll keep recommending it, have a good one.
I am more knowledgeable than someone who relies on a dogshit piece of software made by even more dogshit youtuber, and that recommends the usage of it in newbies chat
"Youtuber" please keep showing me you have no fucking clue what you are talking about clever man.
Oh what is that bald piece of shit if not a washed youtuber? Also, didn't you say you aren't going to bother yet you still have a need to reply to my messages, just move on if you don't want to see someone say the truth about the software from your beloved chris
Yep
Yeah because I said to not recommend shitty software in newbies chat
ok and who cares, its not your problem tbh
ah yes, "you use software i deem bad, fuck you"
And when I asked why it was shit all I got was "wah my feeling said so". Fucking dummy.
It can break shit, as does any software that forcefully rips out something, sometimes the default routines get overwritten by that software, the cleaner software ignores the uninstaller and unregisters it.
like alright
but like, let people do what they want i guess?
sure it could go bad
but like... usually if you use your brain to some extent, you can get around that
At the end of the day, I would never recommend an uninstaller but people can do whatever they want
It's not my operating system dying
We're talking about people that can't read installation instructions for GAMMA and break shit somehow, they're not going to read anything and will disable stuff because they felt like it and they'll break their windows installation
And yes, windows should default to the original software but windows itself is janky as shit with some things, so I wouldn't bet on that
Anything the changes files or registry values can break shit. It isn't cleaning software, it a suite of tweaks and shit then can launch shit like OOshutup to stop telemetry. The only "cleaning" is does is remove Microsoft bloatware that I'd otherwise just remove manually every format anyways
ok if they do that, they shouldnt have a PC to begin with

dont fuck with things you dont understand
You mentioned CCleaner, so I kinda took it as a cleaner software
thats like punching prime mike tyson and then wondering why you got the shit kicked out of you
Which is what I assume moron supremacist did.
If it were up to me I'd not allow them to use one, but they unfortunately do use one and recommending a software like that will just make them break their windows
again, we care why?
It is funny how I never called anything yet you call me a moron
Nevermind there's a github where you'd see it swamped "help mah windows is broken" if it were an actual real and common concern.
But another thing being, I fully support removing telemetry but not components, you can remove shit like Edge but I wouldn't recommend it either, Windows is janky and often times you fuck up a few softwares along the way that use the Windows WebView as a component
then it shouldnt brick much if anything
Tinkers with windows, you can disable built-in software and tweak the registry, however they are not all safe tweaks and if applied randomly can and will break stuff
Just don't remove shit that could essentially be important, then you're good to go
just let people fuck around
then they find out
there you go
learning by fucking up
the human way
And if illiterate people who can't read something as easy as installation instructions for gamma, it is guaranteed that they'll break something
good like i said
serves them right
if they didnt research what theyre doing
thats on them
thats all i say
Well, there is tinkering with a piece of software you can just reinstall and tinkering with an operating system, of which you will never get the files back
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yes, i know, a joke ofc
anyway, hope my input no one asked for is helping or something
i just think neither of you are right
Still phenomenal that you need a few hoops to jump through to get those files back
because this is the stupidest shit to argue over
And most of them are beforehand as well but can't be done afterwards
Cheers I'll drink to that
like anyway, software is only as bad as the idiot operating it (not always, some software is just shit)
but like, decent software with some risks are only as dangerous as the operator

That's the thing, even with the most thorough wiki and tutorials, with the biggest exclamation marks next to it, they will still do it, thinking "Toggling everything before the process = better", gotta love consumers that don't like reading
Makes you wanna remove the option entirely
"DONT DO THIS, ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH THE EXACT KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT THEYRE DOING" "hm this looks neat" bricks literally everything

like bro you fuckin idiot it said no with a neon sign
and your stupid ass said "yeah this looks like a good choice"

absolute clowns
For example, did you know that Rufus, the USB Flashing executable can flash external drives as well? It's not a default feature, requires you to press a special key combination.
They literally did that because retards would do stupid shit and brick their installs probably

clearly they knew what they were doing
It's just one of those things, people will do whatever and then cry afterwards
Or some apps just not working after they forcefully ripped the Edge browser out of their system, the entire WebViewUi element for applications that are not shipping chromium with them will not work, it literally can't, the fucking chromium dll got removed with Edge lmao
Farming simulator Xtreme edition.
It could be worse, you're saving like 300mb by removing it and you'll have a ton of downsides
Another thing is people using random ass iso files with windows from the internet
What an interesting conversation
Both had good points
Both ignored the others points
Good talk
@sour rivet holy shit
i have never ever seen ai belegar capture eight peaks on his own
in thousands of hours
green tide zone
because ai autoresolve is heavily punish dawi vs greens
So they fixed it
Eh
took only 2 extra games
holy frick, i think i finally managed to completely uninstall norton.. that was exhausting
Who the fuck uses that
Installing malware disguised as antivirus
Windows defender is poggers
343i replaced their creative director with AI

i really do hope all the talented devs still left move on to more productive projects
hi Frota 
@oblique belfry Me watching the support Mel pick into my Naut (She has no fucking clue what's about to go wrong in this laning phase) 

Multiple times she'd reflect my Q...I had a draven
the chromed up double strapper
Nyaa~
oooh first s rank
neat
Me whispering "Power word: kill" at my dastardly wife who keeps sending paladins into my castle to stop my evil deeds:
oof
@frozen void
anyone wants to be a dorf?
too forced
i rate the joke a 3/10
"Task failed successfully"
hi
which one?
4th I guess
hii droon :D
yeah i just woke up that's fair
there's still three free ones
2
shrooms
i choose mowhak no.2

no work today, glorious to sleep till 10
ONE letter change and it's big big trouble
I use my true eye to stare enemies so hard they explode
Sam
👁️
@blazing maple 
heyo ivan
hii
how're uuuu
Everyday we stray further from God
alive
same same
I don't like aiming and like going bang chk-chk
Arc Raiders is fun, anyone else been playing for free this week?
explode

that'd take me like 9 hours to download
and you get it in 20 minutes
glorpshit

same
glorius australian internet
playing it already
i grew up on 300 kilobite download speed
killing myself
I still got 10 mbps speeds lmao
I still use a phone line connection
i still use carrier pigeons
theyve been had that since like bf1
aw man
why not a simple menu that's normal instead of the giant tabs bull that so many games use
but muh sleek interface
I love having to go thru three animations to get to what I need to change
yoooo
eat it

i'm reloading and been given an invisible gun
easteregg
well that was an interesting first mission
wonder if we'll dive into the ptsd and survivors guilt aspects of war
Shiyon 
hi 

trying new champs on league
twisted fate is insanely busted broken

it's actually crazy how good and safe he is
KAYA PLACE
wait this is literally the first option in gifs for hasan piker


the opinion on the fucker might be turning among normies
wawa
Plinko
MONKE
@untold spear
The Mosin is still an effective tool for killing people but the ergonomics are non-existent, the sights suck and it's not particularly accurate for a fixed barrel bolt-action.
Well I guess it’s effective when the people using them outnumber their enemy 10 to 1
that's not how modern warfare works
it's mostly used by partisans nowadays
Hey guys does this look good for a dice mod for bg3?
people don't use line tactics anymore
That’s literally the us military doctrine
It shoots, it fires
the year is 2025 not 1725
what more do you want from it
what
In broad terms more dudes than you’re fighting to be effective
a semi-accurate gun still kills
obviously, a numerical advantage helps a lot but modern US doctrine (or any country's doctrine) is so much more than that
It’s fine if you guys don’t care about my dice anyways have a good day
this isn't WW1
ww1 used bolt actions
Yes ofc but that’s a big part of it

US is just
“Drop a 30k on it”
back in those days, mosins in the US were probably cheaper than actual javelins and shit
Holy shit dang
10-15 years ago, mosins cost as little as 50 dollars

Good morning chatters
Mass production fun
omg haii
Mass rat fun
but hipsters started using them so now they cost more than a modern bolt-action






I've also got a lot of Poof machines.
You play gta online?
Yep
Red dead online is where it's at.
Easily
My only experience with it is running into some modder spawning hot air balloons and endlessly collecting gold from a modded chest
Sounds like one of 3 mod menu's.
Theres DEFINITELY more than that
Only 3 on the market that let you spawn a hot air balloon.
1 being free.
There are probably custom menu's but they're pretty much weak all the time.
Gta 5 online legacy at least has a stupidly larger market for them.
I remember the modders spawning 100 Grizzlies
That's pretty universal for menus.
I remember modding back in the day in GTA
Had fun flying next to my friends as a cow firing missiles at 10,000rpm
okay boss
I liked spawning as a deer and standing infront of player cars lmao
Yeah i only played pc briefly cus my lvl 300 guy is on ps4 and for cockstar having more than enough money to do so they wont add cross progression
I think the highest i got to normally was like level 500 on pc before a modder gave everyone xp and cash for free.
Console i didn't venture far from level 100.
This beautiful glass mosaic of Abelard by Kerosinner would fit perfectly on the voidship bridge, don’t you think, Lord Captain?
︀︀#Warhammer40000
︀︀#RogueTrader
I legitimately got to level 120
Worst *gaming experience of my life
I even had all the exclusive pass clothes and gear too it sucks
Abelard "I one-tap Astartes"
Not much to do in rdr online for me anymore, i've got literally everything one can attain in the game.
Well except for female clothing and equipment that is.
I loved rdo, it was just cowboy dressup simulator for me
This SOB still lowballs on legendaries to this day. Only use for them anymore is to maximize trader goods really.
abelard 
my favourite male role model
Sidorovich but make it yeehaw
WE GET TO GO TO EGPYT?!!
Teddy the goat.
I like the other lady but she keeps drugging me for defending myself against cougars
Teddy roosevelt but minus the conservationist attitude
Love this man and his (assisted) ability to have like 10 attacks per turn
the florida panther is my fav animal in RDO
soooo pretty and rare
I wanna pet it
All he needs is a little gold!
muah muah muah
Are u kissing him
Abelard, announce my presence, then one tap them all
Cougars are coolio, pixel version that is. They're not very nice in person.
Unless they've been reared by a loving person, lol.
yes
Big cats probably my favourite types of animal
I really liked the deer
p!shutup
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fkn finally
Which deer boah.
goob game
Elk n the moose, i wish the moose would try to kill you sometimes tho
I know the whitetail n elk do
spicy kitty
Dude moose are so fucking hard to find in the game, lmao.
I don't remember if moose did
Elk and whitetail are everywhere meanwhile the moose are meesing in the elven forest.
Moose love to hide
bull elk are drowning you in swarms
also bears wouldn't leave me alone
rocksaw moment
Moose are fucking invincible IRL they fear nothing
My favorite elk have to be either Roosevelt elk or Manitoban elk.
Iirc you could only find them in north roanoke n Grizzlies
N there was one spot near strawberry they could be
Yeah maine and montana basically.
I've slapped a few in the face.
Told them to fuck off and they obliged.
time for dead money 
letting go of poverty dlc
Roosevelt's are in western Oregon and rocky mountain elk are in eastern Oregon.

The former being the largest of the subspecies and also fewer in numbers than RME's.
But rocky mountain elk tend to have bigger antlers.
just chugged a litre of water in one swing 
rehydration complete
now to chug another half litre of tea
Dawg I know some of those people personally
Word of advice
Nah you gotta do it 4 times daily
Stop grooming kids on insta 😭
holy fuck
I was pretty close back in june this year.

it was third time today and it's not even halfway through the day 
Ultimate bladder sports
I absorb the moisture from the air directly
It was nice, but i was too busy blasting rogue cattle.
The trip back through idaho was wonderful.
did britian have waaayay more lax weapon laws in the past?
@cunning reef Awww yeah, son.
by past i mean, like, 2000s

No. Lol.
Fish will bite anything ong
I like the single hooks for these tho
I don't like trebles
noticied it in a few older british shows, they don't make big of a deal of guns so thought it could be a reflection of back-then reality to an extent
Nasty business when you gut hook a fish with trebles.
Id probably just leave it in at that point
yea im kinda of a big deal
I mean, this is the most they're doing.
It's like striking gold when they get to hunt deer.
Gaggle of lads goin through the hillies for some piping hot tea
Biodiversity of england is grass.

and believe it or not i did it without shotguns
England used to have lovely old forests till we cut them down
and finished the last one with a kick
Same here
Out go the big cats and in come the sheep!
America still has some of the old growth at least
Sheep and cattle have fucked over englands lands so badly.
Stats:
Divorces: 30
Shots fired: 50101
Shots hit: 3
Game wardens beaten: 1723891273981273198273
South america too
Quite literally reshaping them into shittier landscapes.
Is it me or does anyone else want a bullet lighter, like the ones from metro?
America ruined its landscape for agriculture
We have always been capable of terraforming planets (we make them worse)
The suburbs did that
we got more than enough land to feed the entire world
Maine and the heavily forested states like maine are also preemo.
Bullet lighters look so cool tbh
in general or coastal? 
God I wish I lived near giant redwoods
Imagine seeing this n going yeah i should cut it down
Conservation is going strong in america, kinda lol we need more money.
love me some tree cancer
see lot of trees like that here
busting through the asphalt
So much more money...
Current admin is fucking over our parks big time
But i zip
At the house I grew up in we had a tree in our front yard that absolutely FUCKED UP our neighbor's driveway
Basically open for free n ppl are gonna come in n just fuck everything
Do anyone else think this looks a bit cool
This year so many budget cuts have been put in, especially in my departments. It fucking sucks.
With no rangers to protect the shit its gonna be a shitshow
Shows the coolest thing ever
This is a real old lighter theyre neat
Yeah, i'm basically work sick atm. Can't do any wardening.
I know right lol
So you're saying they come in full auto?
Hey sorry for asking but is this sarcasm or a joke, because if it is, then it’s pretty funny
Ofc it is lol
sadly this isn’t a flame thrower lol
*A joke
Hahaha lol
i want one of those zipo lighters with some cowboy skeleton
Automatic?
Hope it gets better soon, our parks deserve more
I mean the lighters where you don’t need to fickle with the lighter, you just press a button and then the lighter lights up
Zippos will literally last your whole life long as you don't trash it
I still use my uncles old zippo
There's full auto and fuller auto
idk tbh i only use bic lighters
my parents don’t want me to get a lighter because it looks nice
the whole point of lighters is that you can do cool stuff with them. just pressing a button is soooooooo lame
Okay lol
Yes but is more convenient than standard lighters lol
pppfff convenience
Bic lighters you can rip the metal part off them n stick them into your jacket like me
who cares
normalize badass skeletons
Bic lighter.
born to shit forced to wipe
I’ll sign that petition
In the event i don't have a lighter (never) i'll spawn a fire out of nowhere.
Very easy to do actually.
Oh yeah how?

Uhhhh
I can list hundreds of ways.
wrong chat
that's really just any metal-body refuelable lighter
clipper makes some nice ones
Interesting you got my attention
But my favorite being the humble ferro rod.
lol
And a little bit of fire paste.
Clippers don't have kerosene ones iirc
I used clippers before and 2 of the 3 i bought failed
Zippos suck for smoking tho cus you get that kerosene taste
Mmmmmm
Ive literally been using the same bic lighter for 5 years
thats flavor, akin to a wok hei
also dont zippos just dry out while not in use?
Which is why bic and firesteels are widely used in bushcraft.
A firesteel can live in a backpack for 30 years and still work. You won't have any zippo fluid left after a week.
Easiest, most inexpensive, DIY fire starting tinder for survival or any application that I have used in every environment. Learn how we have made this tinder for so many years which helps my students successfully light their fires.
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2 Axes I use the most:
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Plus a bic lighter you barely use is gonna be better for survival situations
I like that >:(
And the smell is so good

Oh i would never use a zippo for pot
Tends to light irregular
And then you have sideburn
IEDY NO
In Escape from Tarkov (assuming that's the game you meant—it's a hardcore tactical shooter set in a war-torn Russian city; no "Duckov" version exists, but Tarkov fits the vibe), a raid is the core gameplay loop: a high-stakes, multiplayer match where you drop into a massive, detailed map as either a PMC (private military contractor, like a geared-up operator) or a Scav (a lowly scavenger with random junk gear). Think of it as Russian roulette with AKs—enter loaded with loot potential, but if you die, you lose everything you brought in (gear, weapons, meds). The goal? Survive, scavenge valuables, and extract alive to keep your haul.How a Typical Raid UnfoldsRaids last 25–45 minutes (depending on the map), blending PvP chaos, AI threats, and survival sim elements. Here's the blow-by-blow:Prep and Loadout (Pre-Raid Hype):
Before queuing, you kit out your PMC with hard-earned gear from your stash—maybe a suppressed AK-74N, level 4 armor, a backpack stuffed with antibiotics, and a few mags of 5.45x39 ammo. Scavs get auto-generated trash (pistol and a bandana), but it's free-risk. You pick a map like Customs (industrial hellhole), Woods (sniper's paradise), or Interchange (looty mall). Queue up, and bam—black screen, plane crash sound, you're in.
Spawn and Initial Panic (First 30 Seconds of Terror):
Maps have 3–6 extraction points (buggy, sewer, zipline—learn 'em via offline mode). Some need keys or flares; others are timed or guarded. Approach cautious: extracts are killzones, with campers lasering heads. Hit one, hold your breath for the loading screen... Survived? Your loot hits the stash, roubles flow, traders level up. KIA (Killed in Insurance Hell)? Cry, pray for gear recovery from the killer (slim chance). "Run Through" extracts (under 7 mins or <200 XP) spit you out lootless. Pro tip: Transits (map-to-map jumps) can chain raids for efficiency.
MOTHERFUCKER
also you can pack 5 bics for the same weight as 1 zippo 
and half the price
i saw that
this behavior only come from people who have deep darkness behind their eyes, more commonly seen in manly Eastern European porn
We all know hes
This
The speech bubble points to you
wrong one
HILDEGARDORGONAKKUMULATOR
why are you gooning to that 
why not?
@cunning reef
Oh n8
why is he so fat
O
That shit not 5 pounds
DIE BARCODES
SIE VERSTRAHLEN MEINE MÖHREN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Real
goddamn germans invading our offtopic again
THE BARCODES CONTAMINATE OUR CARROTS WITH RADIATION!
I cast birdnest of ten thousand yards.
YOU FOOOOOLS!
LMFAO
what's the german slap command
GET A HILDEGARDORGONACCUMULATOR NOW!
I do kinda wanna try a fly rod
But idk how well they do with enclosed spaces
Like lots of trees around n behind
You can either wade or finesse them.

Lady thinks barcodes emit Radiation so she Puts them on this fancy picture frame thinking it destroys the radiation
For every german that is an overengineer Master we have one of those old fucks who believe everything theyve read in a forum
I hate schwurbler
You telling me I can fool old German ladies by just drawing barcodes?
You can fool old german ladies with anything
Imagine thinking Barcodes emit radiation
Especially when youre that old, who gives a flying fuck
You gonna drop in 3 weeks max anyway
tbh I'd be convinced that the barcode scanner emits radiation (it does)
light is radiation 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UidZDPRL-6k Give this video a watch, gem.
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Kakuhiro Nonaka has been making bamboo fly rods in Kyoto for 40 years and is known as one of the leading experts in this field in Japan. And because of his work, he has traveled to many countries to fish.But there is one river that he calls his roots. It is the Adogawa River that flow...
Its like those americans using an ef Reader next to their Kids ipad connected to WiFi and going JIMMY JIMMY COME MY BOY WE HAVE TO EVACUATE THE BUILDING, THE TOWN, NO THE WHOLE STATE
Motherfuckers dont have physics class and it shows
Tenkara fly fishing?
They did here, thats why it annoys me so much
But ill watch i got some time before errands
And even then, its electronic waves, what should Happen to you
They act like an ef Reader is a Geiger counter
explode
Nah, bamboo fly rods.
they think they'll explode
Tenkara's don't use reels and are telescopic.
Had a friend who has read that the vaccine contained some magnesium and other Minerals and he was like Do YoU KnOw WHaT THat DoEs tO yOu
Yeah you motherfuck i know, Look at the back of your mineral water, gullibile Piece of shit
It has electrolytes? 
At the moment he is spamming his instagram stories with some conspiracy theories about that you should eat everything raw, raw milk, raw honey, raw veal liver
useless wunderwaffe? yeah probably 
The same dude who uses an airfryer in his room to eat half a Kilo of Curly fries
Motherfucker
Even the ancients knew to COOK THE FUCKING MILK 
Shit gets my bloodpressure up so high argh
Nono the food industry just wants to Poison us and everything is bad and evil, because that way he doesnt have to accept that the last 3 years of his life he just believed in bullshit
I repeat
The same guy that ate half a Kilo of frozen curly fries
Talks about the food industry wanting to harm us
Goatis, lol.
YOU HARM YOURSELF THE MOST YOU FAT PIECE OF HALF KNOWLEDGE
nah, it's worse
food industry doesnt care about us
Which is why you have to think for yourself
But it seems like that ability is pretty rare
So rare that i sometimes feel like pulling a legendary just by having an IQ over room temperature
Growing up was realizing that 90% know how to live an adult live, but are just fucking plain stupid
today is the national opposum day btw
Possum is a great movie
That is this real
They'll be consumed with great care.
I love how everyone laughs about us but so far when we intervened everyone went running without ANY FIGHT 
every fucking helicopter... honestly it's so cliche at this point
Maybe Kobe was right
When was the last time 'schland intervened somewhere 
Love how even when hes missing the bites hes still enjoying himself
N beautiful places to fish too
True peace.
woah
Yugoslavia
You got 30 minutes then we start shooting 
No discussion
i want this layout
whatever the fuck it is
double function row hell yeah
and the keys on top, perfectly placed for media control

this is the dumbest thing ive seen
pssssssht, that's just Germany winning roulette (fair enough)
who wants to rest their arm on the numpad while using arrow keys
or you have to do a weird pushing while keeping your arm up
Just swap binds to use numpad instead of arrow keys for that game
Most numpads have built in arrow key functionality
Is it a bad time to tell you I ran one over this morning?
(It was him or me there was a semi in the opposing lane)
coffee 
Food is food.
3 more helicopters exploded and crashed after this scene are you kidding me
literally only thing i use arrow keys for is text cursor and media control
numpad arrows are more ergonomic for games
and even the i wont use them if i have the choice
wasd all the way
no layout is better than the normal keyboard layout

especially qwertz because fuck qwerty
we dont
there isnt a single word in german where you need the y, except yak
Has YOUR country put a flag on the moon?
what moon?
the moon isn't real you silly
Which moon?
You're a copter magnet
also did you know that nasa uses the metric system anyways

Ok and?
try building a nuke without our scientists duh
COPE
Oppenheimer was Jewish actually
Ah yes I remember when Tim Curry tried to use a Time Machine to go back in time and kill Einstein
Wasnt the nuke mostly built before operation paper clip? 
afaik paperclip was after the war
so obviously?
pacific theatre 
Germany couldn't do that pacific, there was a fat ass bloc in the way
The actual reason american troops even showed up in europe 
-# СОЮЮЮЗ НЕРУШИИИИМЫЙ
no but we were on apollo 11

Who's we
wasnt the reason that churchill cried all the time
(i learn history trough yt shorts)
Yes but FDR needed to let the Japanese bomb some unimportant boats in pearl harbor before being able to commit.
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bomb is a nice way to describe BANZAI
"ohh noooo a day that will live in infamy btw we're fighting in europe too"
hey Dry, have you seen the new command?
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that's an electric guitar ya bozo
there is no other emote you waste of air
They didn't have to yet 
e621

gae
are these the barotrauma guys?
yes
hilarious
What am I, employed in Italy?
yes
employed 
all i know about barotrauma is that my brother has an addiction
and i think there are eldritch horrors
not sure
748 isn't that much
also good day, chat
haii skom :3
so far, a great day. but that can change
Ain't Falco employed, did I miss something? 
Also hi
i think, not right now? like, it ended and now he's waiting for the new place?
i dont remember, italians are weird
Not a scam if you know how to make profit out of it
He has a new contract incoming iirc
grrr capitalism
lets share our potatoes tovarishch
man... people are rly offering me 900$ for a keyboard I have. holy fuck 
weird flex but ok
i am so tempted to sell
Is it worth it?
mm
and a small run, like 100 of them
whats the model?
Baionlenja EX.23
?
look at that
900 dollars so i dont have a numpad, cries in left handed gaming
Listen, I'll give you 10 euro and credentials to my bitcoin wallet (its empty)
How about that
Been busy, didnt play for a while
execuses
My ass
finish bo2 so we can get you into crysis



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