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wild how honey badgers and raccoons have the same colour schemes and couldnt be less alike
Man more birb aggression
when there is no lyming, doge or ultra
i am the one to be bullied
i love their little grabby hands
i love racoons 
i got one at the job that always searching for food near trash containers
They’ve invaded Germany.
alternate world ww2
they invaded germany in the actual ww2 too

fuck right
you might know that if you cared to learn about the world
the world is a fuck
Yippie, wasn't us this time 
@oblique belfry
og is still fucking dead
Skill issued by shard merging

i think the joke i was going for was a different army was the major enemy
or even just the guy coming back after a bedlog
why did she do that
same thing would happen
Doesn't that put you in the upper atmosphere
for me I've relogged on the ship in the same place i logged off each time

@uneven sapphire
oh yeah this game exists
I can hear Reznov saying "See how things have changed, my friend? Now it is their land... Their people... Their blood."
i wonder how they feel when you pet them
saw that
you cannot hide that
absolute dogshit cringe user 
came back. moved mouse so monitor turns on, first thing i read is something about pegging
Oh skoms here, I dont need to get dry to reveal the edit lmao
exile them

I missed it

What was it
tbh its not even in the top 50 worst things i've seen today, nevermind this week
thew new pokemon game has anti-homeless benches in the city so of course someone made moving art about it
i wonder how they feel when you peg them
the g is under the t
Auto CC into peg 
Melee development is going to some wild places but also >>panning<< out quite nicely.
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didnt the last one do this too
Definitely intentional, active rp ongoing
thats my goat
i thinki need to get witchfire
its so hype
some day...
i need to get bf6
but why
nothing like fighting a flying ghost pirate shipy with nothing but my fully automatic sanctified crossbow
i want to kill
oh Keeper is out, i thought still to come
you have other games that let you kill tho
why are capybaras friends with everyone
and ye - waiting on Witchfire
higher charisma score than you
I need to do CZ I need to get the new lmg
ouch
But so is everyone else
true but ouch

i dont even have it installed rn, so I cant join you sparer

wait no
i should annoy people again in BF6, its my new hobby
Maybe I'll just do salvage in try the new system
all my friends like me shiyon
bf6 still $70 dolla EA game 
are these friends in the room with us now?
Truly were the money is going
i hope not
I'm sure they pegged them too
and ate their gramma's ass
we're learning so much today
Been blahajed 
I meannnnnnn
now you have to get the gamer fit
I first need to own a proper blahaj
glad to see the death threats I sent in were taken seriously
do they even sell them where you live?
Yeah
noted
what is your opinion on new cows
Im not sending you a blahaj dw
moo
I already bought you the lex
My brother has the bear who name a don't know how to spell
they sell those at ikea, right?
perfect. Beautiful eyes and soft expressions

THE LEX 
https://fixvx.com/Dexerto/status/1979179729191154038 for the americans in chat
I'll buy you something soon
nah is chill
Nah we on 2:0
Question is what 
I like dr pepper but....
Wtf is dripping dots
Socks are always good
what was the other
Monhun wilds
ah
get it gurl
Beaded mix of ice cream, yogurt, sherbet, and ice. They're an all right snack
Stupid ass water dog
hahaha
Don't encourage it sparta
Man I gotta go get food
this chick I've been doing 1v1's with has Glaceon as her fav pokemon
and thats gotta be invitation for trouble
do it, it's important
Ugh I don't wanna drive ro the store rn...but I gotta
deliverly
No.
the english has failed
i like the leaf one
When i say food i mean my stockpile for the next week or so
lol not getting another 10 day holiday
Nutrient brick time!!!
theres like several leaf ones
i get this delivered too

leaf one = leafeon
My intestines do not vibe with this idea
i see what they did there
Good Night Lettuce
I pray that you fail your next two 50/50's
mash nutrient brick with protein powder down it with gatorade and suppliments
UAV inbound.


I hope you lose both to diluc cons
was groceries shopping 2 days ago and the prices threw me off hard
two cons closer to masterless stella fortuna

this is not sustainable
I love when ya'll talk groceries
I got like two months worth of 90% of what I need for 80eur
the prices keep going up
You live in a big city or near one?
Head to nebraska and you'll live well off.
I've seen a Papaya for the first time in my life
and that vitamin supplements are cheaper than actual fruits now

Ima need a few kilos of biltong.
Been debating grabbing a dragon fruit when I go shopping then decide not to
help
let me in
plenty of places that do export/imports but haha tariff pricing
legit delivery to the states costs more than whatever i would care to send my friends there
Smoked wild hog bacon, yum.
how long does that take?
The customs officer elbow dropping the package of food someone sends me
Depends, multiple hours.

Uno no joke i wanted to send someone a... thing... but they live in the states
and the delivery cost is like 2x the price of the thing
but to my friend in the eu, the thing gets free delivery
I am aware, I live here
good lord
End product.
not enough to make me return
that would be too fatty for me
damn
ok I'll check if theres a decent butcher or game farm near my vacation destination
Couldn't be me
that new springtrap skin soon
no money
Author of "I Want to Die But I Want to Eat Tteokbokki" dies at 35
or well have money but not spending it on cosmetics
evil alternate universe version of me describing an unnatractive woman:
Damn, sister really liked her books
i would kill that alternate sam
Alternate evil sam has a + 2 to her ac and has minmaxed stats
she's also neurotypical
so idk if we can
alternate Sam is called Samuel and works on a ranch
no tf
it's samson
ah mb
evil sam be like "I HATE LESBIANS"
(un)lucky guess
evil sam be like "nice weather we're having"
https://open.spotify.com/track/7nEZnpwjdAw2vCRJg2Q2xG?si=5b0e4a44d6c14da9
@blazing maple @left mantle @raven swan @marsh cargo @oblique belfry @quiet yew @broken mountain 
what would evil me say
katos
probably something smart
hm
i wasn't even in this chat and still got pinged

also 

Chanterelles.
looks so different from that skyrim mod by the same name
you eat one of these you see the time stone and every possible timeline
looks like what growson the last of us monsters
i got a lot of those in my region
I think they had those in the last of us , no?
There are a few poisonous lookalikes, but they're uber tasty.
Called chicken of the woods as well.
nah you eat one of those you turn into a clicker
There's also hen of the woods.
What's that one mushroom again that they marinate in a red wine based marinade to make it look like a steak?
It got mane in there somewhere
Finally my timeline is good again, getting last of us 2 ellabs content
it's been a while
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bro what the fuck ?

@sour rivet
so many weird collabs lately
pubg has to pay rent somehow

I would say no collab is weird once you remember that Aerosmith and Run-DMC collabed
i should put my phone away before i fall asleep with it and post something weird
I lied, i dont have bros 
hop on BF6
bro

i thought you were my bro
At work till mo day morning
trueee

i even showed you my holiday plans :c
We are but not gaming bros

cold
ehh i guess ima solo then again
tbh I havent really been playing games with anyone recently except my partners, so it tracks
I can join next week when you busy with work

Do some bug abusing 
wolvs
i eouldnt even know what to play with othèrs
but evenings
woulgnt
i might be ok and free
wouldnt
wolv


let math, i get off work monday, go back friday and get off again tuesday, so if you are free after the 10 days we can go play
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Mainly the bullshit sniper challenge


winter map is coming back



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@oblique belfry I can't get the "queen's plan" prophecy to do the epilogue 
League
how 
idk I talk to her whenever she's at the house and the prophecy never gets "foretold" (aka added to the list)

Some guy bragged being rank 1 in bf6, 40kd, 525 something kills in 1 life, red gun badges. Comments were roasting him of bots

I watched this like 100 times in the span of 48 hours
i accidentally joined a mate onto a server like that. i made 300 kills in 10 minutes with the LMG - absolute abysmal dogshit boring
they changed progression speed and requirements already, will continue to make it better
from clipping her dew claw, to static electrocity, to vibrating collar to shock collar without prongs to my friend owns shock collar and they work, to hiding the remote and shit
i definitely am not going to fucking burger king for kebab
I'd chose a BK over most places tbf
burger are more expensive, yes - but also usually better
yeah franchise chains tend to have a standardized, acceptable level of cleanliness
this still pissed me off
It is, hence why i rather do the 150 200m hs sniper challenge fast and boring with bots than slow and boring normally

"I've never seen him shock the dog"
"I've never seen epstein with those kids"
I'm halfway through it by doing the rangefinder trick
normal play
im like 200/300 on kills and have the hs left with 2 bot matches

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over stimulation the game
i have seen giant rats run out of the back of our local kebab place 2 weeks ago. i don't think they were staff 
"I've never seen them do X" Is the worst fucking defense i've ever seen
yeah
Character defense only works if the person's character is actually good.
I rather play support or engineer in normal mode than sit on my ass as recon trying to get 200m+
its an excuse for your own ignorance
And Hasan 100% ain't
i getcha - i mostly do Recon in solo
you could also go open mode and do support with sniper 
Well that's an easy execute
I dont mind being frontline recon and blowing up mines with the drone
funniest shit there is
@untold spear (tytuiiiiiiiiiic) has been muted for 1 day for reason: political bullshit meme - read some rules
i do care about animal abuse
Recon gets barely any sway with snipers so i rather use class specific guns. But i do switch out full auto guns between support and engi
why do you not?
Crazy how we can care about animal abuse
uh oh
Uh-huh it sure did
and only rage poltical acount keep trying to dredge it up over and over again cause it's all they have for this flavour of the month hasan hate-boner
That's why he's trying to claim the collar wasn't there now
I kinda wish they wouldnt change it but imma bet theyll give it like . 3sec activation time or some bs
many ways to go about it - but yes, it needs a fix
be it vibration or shock collar, the dog shouldn't wear neither of it
Even then you just bind it to shift and use with hold breath
it takes 0 skill to snipe now, and god its the first time I'm good at it - speaks bounds

I just wish i get to test some of them out before they patch them
@oblique belfry I'm also not getting the dialogue with Achilles to unlock the 4th spear variant 

Where?
Only bf where i was actually good at sniping was bf1. I could reliably hs running guys upto 600m. Then i stopped playing for few years and now im rusty af in it
what i did for shit like that is do kms runs
so the dialogues reset
rng my behated
Such a great game.
unironically this for me as well
i never was able to snipe, but give me strafejumping and a shotgun - I'm in
Sure it took some time to get good at it but man was it fun
Ah good old trebch hunter go boom
Bf4 sniping was kind of odd.
he went on stream and showed the collar and its model after XQC said he'd donate 50k to an animal shelter to show it.
And bfv and bf2042 were even weirder.
Such a long travel time
And then people compared that collar and it's the shock variant with fresh tape 
Yeah some bullets were supposed to go much faster.
pretty much the only people still trying to bring it up are part of the usual anti-hasan groups which yeah you can dislike him for other things but they only see it as "oh sweet new ammunition" instead of "oh no did he really do something bad?" it's just bad faith arguments online over and over again
It did not get debunked and the hole got very deep the last 48 hours 
@supple lotus oh i played a server with 500% bullet speed
lets say 300m sniper shots were instant
I'm awful with shotguns in BF games. I'll miss by half an inch, 90% pellets go at the wall and the target takes 5 damage
then I die 
It gets to a point where you can tell a lot of people jumping in were very disingenuous.
It's very much not debunked at all
oh really? what happened in the last 48 hours
Its "Blizzard" all over again
arguements with no credible source from either parties
another day in offtopic
oh i have some very embarassing momets on stream too
me and the enemy missing 8 shots from the tube while being 1m apart
that damn lizzarf
wiggle wiggle
might as well flip a coin and take a side
A fps classic
They have those in 6? Holy shit!
im gonna flip it and its gonna land in the ocean
I got to work,i ate a lot of shit,moved the first stuff into my new appartment,Hassan has the version with the bzzzt mechanic and just taped off the prongs
my side: y'all are retarded cunts
never to be seen again

y'kno what
Which also got confirmed by somebody who actually went over to his house aswell 
coin landed on the side moment
Until either of us provide evidence it's just a "he said she said" argument which always sucks so Im gonna drop it
yeah good idear
ah fuck
what is that thing
"it was debunked"
"no it wasn't and here's why"
"this is just hearsay and I'll just drop it"
son of arugal
Evidence is the people around him speaking up or getting their vids deleted because of it
me when a robot comes into the room and flips 2 coins
PEEEEEEEEEACH
are u playing hardcore?
I mean I don't wanna go get evidence I have 2 days off a week and want to play video games
nah I'm chillen
nice 
but the issue here is that the evidence against him is the same as the evidence for him
streamers saying something
They have bunch of community stuff in bf6 from custom logic and settings to cod maps, cod zombies. Only up (the climbing game) other parkour. Föying practicing. Counter strike copy etc 
Best choice
MAY YOUR WOES BE PLENTY AND YOUR BITCHES FEW
in the end why even waste time thinking about it
isn't 2 days off a week the norm 
simply dropping the argument is actually just the best choice no matter what
theres already hundereds of people jumpin him
nooby will remember this
yes but I'm not used to it i'm new to employment
Gets better every time i hear about it. Man.
proove me wrong 
Hasan drama always is
"He did this thing"
"No i didn't"
"Yeah huh"
"Nuh uh"
back and forth until a new "drama" drops 3 weeks from now
someone made de_dust2 in BF6
no more hassan talk go fish up big fish
de-dust2 is like the crab evolution but for map makers
it all returns to dust
I was watching that the other day, I thought I was having a stroke from nostalgia 
dammit where was the video
Theres normal, hardcore, even "milsim" where pretty much all hud is off. Best part is you can just host them yourself locally if custom enough or try to get a spot on their server
unoptimal fishing build
What vid
Yee
Oh boy, there's even larping mode in battlefield.
ok but whats a arugal
arugula
@copper vapor
I already found it

Reminds me of a battlefront 2 map.
a sorcerer or something like that
Woah! That's a telescopic rod right there, son!
Very optimal.
the other equippment he posessses nerfs him
Me with no woes neither bitches 
You get a double alertness buff.
i guesssss
With a hidden 'buzz' effect.
Oh also @supple lotus are you familiar with ladder jump boosting? 
Easy way to move across the map
ye it happened to me accidentally a few times
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Personal favorite is the ice one
i like the one thats the literal devil
Been seeing lots of white lawn chair memes
oh no i made a grave mistake
dear lord the warping on that hair

what mistake did you make in the grave
When you tired of pulling from the hair, introducing the fuck horns. For better grip and stability
slibbery
her:
"I have this cart full of stuff for crafting"
Me:
"You know hwere my card is"
So you can feel like ghost rider on his chopper
oh no


she choose the right moment to ambush you
while you were distracted talking about BF
ok - i took a look, its 80 bucks of wool
truly a well played moment
thats ok
sometimes i wonder if these people that randomly follow me on twitter are bots or from this discord
or both
So many socks incoming
80 bucks of wool
she's making hats
Even better
I would like a hat pls
frog, dog, cat hats
Dont worry, nobody here cares about you to that degree 
Even better
not even bots
i can name like 4 people
good animal choices for hats
Cant wait to see skom streaming with a wool cat hat
rude ass mf

i will 
I know more than 4 names


imagine if skom had a hat like this when he found the noodle arms rex
ayo the new spear reduces my max hp by 70% fuck no
doge can you take your bullying title back

still my most viewed clip
Ancient memory
im autistic and the ragebaiting is making me sad
it lives rent free in my head whenever I'm feeling down
@timber oxide @obsidian sun bro i just saw the fucking harry de bois chest explosion gif on instagram but instead of harry its wd gaster
Found a what 
link? I don't think I've seen this
1 sec
with who
Classic
muh noodle arms
reminds me of playing tf2 at high fov
Anyone played ghostrunner 2?
what kind of fucking arm movement is this LMAO
I have it but I haven't played yet
@static axle
it was a bug in the animation
Yeah, as davy crockett.
Same, wanna know if it is like 1
probably? 
Or if they somehow fucked it up
Reminds me of the days when our national tv station aired westerns on saturdays

special time of the day lmao
Nah, son.
I hear slavs can just do that
when you get top surgery but your credit card declines
Some of the best stuff to watch.
you do NOT look like what i imagined
unless thas another streamer
I think I'm gonna rewatch the dollar trilogy soon
not that either
that was closely after i got chronically ill - so i lost a lot of my muscle mass and weight. i was doing MMA at that time... skeleton skom
skom our beloved
Great trilogy, here's a film you've probably watched.
bro got that cool uncle look about him

i need to do skavens again soon, indeed
yes-yes
The Ballad of Jeremiah Johnson
Copyright belongs to Warner Bros Studios. I highly suggest you buy this movie!
those movies just have such a unique vibe
i have a skaven meme, but then i would get weird looks again
westerns and polish 1600s-esque historical movies were absolute peak
There is this one that I want to check out, which I cannot say the name of
looks a bit like bear grylls
its about a black dude taking over a town and becoming the sheriff, fighting with confederate racism

skom is black and white for an amazing reason
so noir
need me another streamer thats in black and white and acts like a cartoon
SILENT FILM
Is it from the 70's?
74, yep
long hair skom is real 
thats not me 
skom dress up as a 1800's rich person and have silent film text pop on screen everytime you open your mouth
it will be peak trust
The name is "Boss [hard r]", so I can't really post the imdb page 
i'm so fucking scared
collect my herbs
life is work
Ah! Now that's an interesting watch.....
A lot of films like that from the 70's, lmfao.
the dorito line begins
I mean, they were more expressive and didnt fear public outrage like it happens right now
m'am u literally at dead lands
Scary!

khajiit
i'm in da silverpine forest
i totally forgot to send the image 

i let her free from my forest and she decides to waddle into another
EXP mentioned
Iirc they were called Blaxploitation's.
ofc 
they had their good parts
waddle
though they emerged stereotypes and stuff aswell
A few gems here and there.
A lot of them were outright batshit, lol.
My new screen 
I wont even fucking bother, lmao
i ducking LOVE greek salad
mmmmh now i feel like booting up the rig and blast my neighbors to hell
who vacuums at 11pm
OH THEY MADE A SEQUEL?
LOL.
Yeag
I would if I lived alone in the woods
I couldnt get waffles this grocery order :(
why would you vacuum the woods 
leavs >:(
leaves
STOP VACCUMING MY FUCKING LEAVES
🚪

Big ass rim
would make a fine fire pit

ooh yeah it was free
anyway what the fuck happened to the screen
hey partner
litearlly i have never installed it
schedule it to deletion
Polar bear and caribou pelts, ultimate heat shield.
get the fuck out
Seal pelts are also as waterproof as you can get.
Hey its better than survival devolved i mean ascended

Start with mules, they're much smarter and more delicate.
@rocky turtle can this thing beat lolandspider
i think i rode a pony
i was like
6-7?
maybe more maybe less it was a while ago
arugal
the memory is there but the exact details arent
Horses are great on flat land, not so much in the mountains.
THE HEAD SECOND LOLANDSPIDER HAS HIT THE L CORP
tell that to my horse in skyrim
23 levels till full 
hehe
If you got balls, they'll hurt for your the first few rides.
anyway i vote 3
the trigger worked

me after firing a gun for the first time
HEED NY CALL WUTHERING HEIGHTS!! MY GOAL IS NOBLE, TO FREE CATHERINE! WHO KNOWS WHAT THIS PECCATULUM WILL DO TO 'ER!
QRT: WillOf_TheCity
@CopyPeccatulum vs. @The_Wild_Cunt
Actually bird, let's get you on a bull first.
already have sam
if we have to choose a bull im riding this
Nah, son. You're going on little yellow jacket in his prime.
Riding is still on my to do list
https://x.com/ShiinaBR/status/1979288946757546000?t=Y0n-D97qtXP7UGzNINxdqA&s=19 @oblique belfry @blazing maple
The red one
She will return
so will the press
I have infinite hydraulic presses
good, perpetual torment is all she deserves
(i have no fucking clue who tf that is nor do I care)


i fished up rum
drink it
looks great
is fishing just click at a water hole and wait?
fighting some random guy out of rage
you can fish in any body of water
wait for fish to bite
click bober
okie ty
fishing schools give specific fishies + rarer catches

kewl
But I do have a question
sure
new screen
Yeah, it wasn't very easy to spot at first
did you kill them

But I always liked playing Hidden Items games, you know? These point and click adventures where you find stuff? So I was able to find that gigantic black bar and streaks of dead pixels on the screen pretty easily
hanging out with peepaw
yes boss
Okay, alright, that is at least the reason
Does meemaw know?
But the question now is, why were they holding it to begin with
It took itself downstairs?
sounds like what siblings achieve
Probably underestimated the weight of the stand

that i can understand
she's gone :(
And then just slammed it against a wall full force

it wasnt even that hard of a hit
The most normal response to being overwhelmed by something
maybe you can hit it again and it will fix itself
It looks like they bit the corner
Not meemaw
the screen however is super brittle
time to beat up more werewolves
timing
got my yelling abilities ready
sam how do you go from fishing to killing lycans
how did it even get there
Well, now you get to choose a new screen, doesn't that sound wonderful?
average bug
just go to the cum dungeon
get those echos
cheat engine my beloved
cawper
i'm versatile
you're terrifying

maybe i wont
its not store bought so
I mean, the current one is not usable anymore
And I do not think you can pull off a successful RMA
i can just use it as a "discord/youtube" monitor
I mean if you play windowed it is 
kinda wanted to have a second screen for that anyways
Fair
I would lose my shit
But fair
also how far r u
now you can put me on it - i am 2nd monitor content 
i mean i did
But im very patient with my siblings

forbidden woods

oh so we in the same place
i also know first aid
not yet
can you fix up your exposed bones
what's there to fix?
i would send you my "old" monitor but it went from sometimes having issues to every 10 seconds -.-
and its the "best" OLED you can buy rn 
does this just allow you to eat whatever you kill for hp
sentiment counts 
uh, spider warning
no
hehe I'd wear those if any of my piercings still were useable
spooder
Inb4 getting bitchslapped by arachnophobe

I was literally thinking
their fault for clicking
100%
"hold still theres a spider"
pow
Spider ring.
oh ok
So cute
cute
it has half a braincell
more than most people I know
Naah, it is a half braincell
TIIIIN
why 
i can make bronze actually!
with my copper I got
its WoW - whatcha think
I can't craft one yet
i dont think
i thought you were using a mace
fair
i want a indie game to come out with this artstyle
or the graphics style
fable makes me feel giddy when i look at it
WoW classic gives the same effect a bit
the reason wow lasts so long is cause they stuck with the cartoony art style
it doesnt age
literally timeless
back in cata they updated the models to be higher rez and some players were actually upset
they always look kinda eh
but you can absolutely tell old from new models/armor/items apart as the meshes got more detailed
ESO, man.
if you compare something that was back in 2014 to now you can SEE just how dif it is
tis fucked up
How much is the subscription nowadays?
still 15$
at it's peak back then it was great
I watched the south park epsiode as a kid and said to my dad "Wow I wish that game was real" and he was like "it is"
then i started playing
make love not warcraft
A month? Damn. That's more than iRacing.
they added the sword of a thousand truths to hearthstone y'know
a terrible fate
most people buy the sub with ingame gold
so you can technically play for free
but its also a grind
i miss Wildstar, that game's PVP was just too good
fun wow fact: if you type /moo you character will say moo in chat but if you do it as a tauren they actually say moo in game
that is a fun fact
WoW is grindy, but oh man until you try RF4.
i dont know what that is
Ruski Fishing

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