#╟❓general-offtopic
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Yourself

Hi 
Tell me when the gameplay gets good
Its pay to win actually, too much grind
While
Vicar Amelia is screaming
those old softcore games where you take out blocks covering an anime girl in the style of 1942 is coming back lmao
why is the scabbard so big but the sword is normal sized
"""Scabbard"""
oh
Oi bruv yeuw got a loisense fer that there assaut weppn
ya i got me loisense roight here
oh oh right then yeuw have a worceshtherisishireihire day then

The woman of all time
i've been grabbed by a large thing
Nerd
bit of a hunter's nightmare
Get shoved in a trash bin



dunno if i wanna use it tho
it is very fun
kinda just messin wit everyting i get
im using it and the beast cutter
whirligig...
hm
i just gotta remember where it was
im using all the knowledge i have gained from watching ymfah
it's near
painful but near
love helping around the dream gotta keep the weeds away
wabbajack please work
game crash 😔
gotta be Birmingham propaganda
You canadian krast?
i went too far
Because that's a warcrime waiting to happen
period blood the game
go deeper trust
the whirligig is down there
Only the truly commited could come up with a punishment such as that
ignore the horse noises
the horse was in fact not there
yeg
hey bird
whu
time to eat some good as chicken
good as chicken
me when i get it:
I LOVE FRENZY
good collection
damn this game and having so many unique weapons
لطويق الملعون
حقيقي
yeag
الحصان السهل سوف يهزم
snake lady makes me feel things
whats tide of torment
gey
for the first time in the history of total war i'm not interested in any of the dlc factions
sayl
birb did you find the important item
i wish they made him a part of warriors of chaos instead of n*rsca
british
but alas
spermspawn
whuh
top hat for messengers
@marsh cargo Oh yeah raft missions remain goated.
Took a raft salvage and 19 scu gold
isnt that in the healing church work shop?
ya
good good
its afternoon
Good morning chatroom
haii
Thank the gods for hydroxyzine
It's that time of the year again
tf are u alergic to in winter
who?
Idk something about the air or whatever up here
bloodbon
bloodborne fans when cripdead fans shows up 
Stop looking at stupid skyrim wabbajack modlists
but realistic nuclear reactors v4.54 is so peak...
When game devs ship uncompressed textures for faster load times, despite compressed textures being faster to load

imma be honest
i should not have been able to kill ludwig at my level
mfw sheer spite and the yearn for the moonlight sword pushes me
@timber oxide
eg
You listen to that song I linked 
the e33 one?
Yeah
bro the fucking chalice cintepede kidnapped me
mfer took me in his legs and ran


dorf
sbeve
he from trove
Him from raria

Hello dear 

Hello birbear 

Helo tasty tacoear 
no dont eat taco

he needs to level up
i tried to level you up bruh
I figured it was uhhh blood or Falco that messed with my server name 
Salvage got potential

Like the patrol contracts gold is in the pool
I got 19 SCU from one raft salvage mission
and 14 SCU of rubble
(Which became 5 SCU CM)
Which is 8k now

Wiwiwu

he looks like a cab driver
got off work, got home, got on my phone and called my doctor since I've been putting it off for weeks
I'm so powerful
You are crushing it baby girl!
false
banishes the ants in the bathroom
removed bra
drank water
took meds
and we having takeaway for din dins tonight
i dont think that 2nd one was needed information
thats cause you've never felt the freedom that comes with removing a bra
is it the same as the freedom that comes with removing my undies
no
damn
Wdym no
brb im gonna grow some tits rq
The feeling of letting the jewels free is amazing
we dont have wires in our undies kreeo
thats what they want you to think
True
But still having them hanging in the fresh breeze is amazing
unintentional
azu
Hi
The BALLS

And zero spatial awareness
My balls are massive and you don't see me doing this
blame modern design making everything tiny
Something something profit incentive
cram 50 people into this tiny train car
I spread my legs a bit cus I dont like them being crushed
But you can do it thoughtful 

yeah, I just stand when its trains and busses time
everywhere else, its a you problem
i love reviving chat with a single comment
Standing 
bombs :3

bom
i removed a bra after a 6 hour shift
you don't even know
it's like...
ok
for once i DONT want to know
the unsticking your balls from your thigh but on the chest
utter relief
letting it hang

ahhhh
shes right
critical hit, emotional damage
@frozen void there's a discord quest that gives you a battlefield xp booster token
idk anyone else who plays battlefield
someone @ them
i have another version of that sol badguy imag
sometimes girls just wanna do the valentine idle pose animation
@marsh cargo @timber oxide @static axle
agree
sometimes you gotta hit them with the
in other news i am currently seeing her win pose and i am swooning
Skullgirls posting on my christian app 
and brother i am A SUCKER FOR OBSCURED FACES
the only christian thing about this app is how often people witchhunt each other
Ekhem, ekhem.... Big Band.... ekhem, ekhem
i'm tired boss
is trapper also still in f
didn't she shoot squiggly to death
you must be so hot and bothered by ICE then
no
they can burnm
death
murder
no
Sad that I was abysmally DOGSHIT at SG 😔
same
they're having so much fun together
ghostie in d im killing myself
man my mains in skullgirls be wacky
peacock
squig
black dahlia
Umbrella
Marie
khazuk khazuk khazuk!!!!!!
valentine painwheel
When the fajitas come out sizzling
although looking at my saved images on my phone i think peacock is my favorite 
and umbrella
You can have a little treaty as a treat 
aww mannnn
ate all the good ones
your gluttony will be your doom
gamba?!
https://x.com/royal3790/status/1978903412579213784 i play bloodborne. peak bloodborne art appears
And yet when you call them out on being offtopic 2.0, they still think fart is better 
Every time I go there to post memes, it's some boring ass convo
i miss the time we bullied the everliving shit out of xelA
trying to make the ai think 2+2=5
that shit was funny
No fun allowed 
Mods ruining the server smh 
good

guh
what's the extra hand for? 
robussy

Fish
Fih
imagine saying this post title out loud. People would think you're having a stroke
Fish'o'fish
@quiet abyss you can in fact still get three rounds in the double barreled shotgun. i just picked the wrong talent last time because i'm a dumbass
One in the chamber - check ✅
One in the chamber - check ✅
One in the ???? - ???? ❓
high hopes for this nice girl
magic
the third shot is provided by the emperor
praise be

...
gives me a wild idea
shotgun shells that can fire twice, initial full power load stacked on top of a half-load
so it goes like, one barrel -> other barrel -> both barrels
giving you "3" round capacity 
just fill both barrels with proportionally weaker shells
so you can have 10+ shots
sometimes my genius frightens me
i mean MAUL is basically that
so really, 3 shots out of a double-barrel is not that wild of a concept
although round numbers are preferred
but 3 could easily be justified by rule of cool
triple tap
something like double-barrel shotgun using experimental double-stacked shells, but your character, instead of firing each barrel 2 times, fires first two shots normally, then double taps, because why not
feeling vulnerable rn who wanna manipulate me
me
warframe lingo out of context will never not be funny to me
Do you like cars?
she scrofa on my drover until I bursa
manipulate into what
They want to become lead
anything Warframe-related out of context sounds funny and/or horrifying
Space magic ✨
Good morning chatters
haii

Me
Morbing Ratdad
morbius if he was bitten by a rat
Rat if it was bitten by Morbius
rat if it was bitten by a rat


It's rats all the way down
Inside of you are two rats
One rats
The other also rats

It's "bored"
Both of them are gey

How you feel about lone wolf arbites?
I call that shit sacrilege
absolutely
To lose the dog is to lose your soul
Sure the buffs go nuts
But like, now you’re glorified vet

Ok so now i wonder how many rounds the exterminator gets with that talent
@hexed kernel can you test? Im getting ready to leave irl

wha
oh. it's +15% rounded up
i dun remember
Ew it would be 6
Thats so lame
5.75 rounded up is 6
That talent is barely worth anything for me then
I planned to use the exterminator for the whole time
oh it also works with the revolver of course
Yes 7
just a funny gimmick really
oh actually it can be good with the bolter
because of the slow reload speed
Hey does anyone want to play ghost of tabor on quest 2?
VR tarkov?
Ye
Oh okay
Sorry didn't mean to get your hopes up lol
On veteran that shit is a sham
Its just false
2 talents and its not an issue

Not even far down the tree
Theyre near the top lmao
20% reload speed and 30% reload speed after killing specialists
What else do you kill with boltgun

Literally takes as long as the infantry lasgun to load
From empty
@real aspen third ending was shit
I now slept over it, thought about it
Its shit
Fuck it

finally got the sesbian lex ending
its so ass
time to find all the ||fuck ass mushrooms||

I think the other person's only criteria is "woman:optional"
kinda peak actually
refunded it
time to upload the video
"i beat silksong on 100% and refunded it"


the instant i realized where the 3rd ending was going, i swore i'd kill actual god if i needed to
Fires of raven is the way
Sleeper
steel soul mode time

okay
silkslop
she silk my song til i hollow 
explode
Sound you said you feel good
explode is good enough
I wanna ask, anyone here got tarkov?
Come on man, you feel bad for saba?
Not really
bro does not want to potentially destroy the entirety of the universe 
Thanks!

but
I CANT ACCESS MY ONLINE PORTAL
because no signal

The moment when you have a new PC and it's sso long ago that you installed Gamma that you don't remember how.
Do I wear the stalker shirt for more shows 😼
He knows how to count to 8? Good for him i guess
He really wants that Peace Nobel Price hard

I mean I know at least 3 that he's taken credit for had nothing to do with him, and were potentially made worse by his attempts

Did he even have anything to do with cambodia, armenia and congo?
no

done,redeemed and used like 4 days ago


also mom sent a text, she not dead 
Well, he also claimed to stop the conflict between, quote on quote, "Armenia and Cambodia"

"son you're adopted, bye"
learn to hide unused frames nerd
its your avatar gif that randomly chokes after 3 seconds
it's cuz you can't make gifs

Not that you are any better 
Your avatar was probably a commission for 2k dollars that was made on paint 
bitch I made this
That's the whole point of that gif idiot
it's Dry you dumb ass

it also cost me 60$

It can be hellen keller for all I give a fuck
didnt get the bar job :(
means im waiting for TGI fridays to lift the hiring freeze
and i can start working
they knew you were gonna drink it all
im not that alcoholic
but tbh since im working in the city
im able to go to this bar i love more often
To moje paliwo
i dont what it means 
Idiota 
Does anyone play project Zomboid. I’m trying to make a Stalker/Russian Server Map. I’m added a lot Bandit. Project Russia, Tarkov Backpacks. I’m building myself a trading post as Admin.
im not speaking polish sorry bucko
oh come on
it even sounds similar to russian
if you know any slavic language you can more or less understand all the others
they're so similar

woke up to a big toothache
i cant even eat
wtf did i do on my sleep
grit my teeth or smth ?
you should try a rat next time 
Hello, horse sloppers
https://girlcockx.com/Maiko_11_11/status/1978760652366717097

tooth problems are the worst
could be that your fever is related to that
idk but i dont feel tired or headache
some inflammation maybe
i need to eat for meds but its painful as fuck

man i shouldn't have eaten crepe 3 days ago
hole, shrimple as that
i hurt my tooth cuz of that
can you eat something that doesn't require chewing
like yogurt or something
or a broth
Anyone playing ARC raiders ?
no liquid food left 

could try yogurt

Alternatively stupidpenisx or fixupx
trying to find the playtest

why is he green?
Relative of mrok
One's brutal but kunnin, and the other's kunnin but brutal
front or back? root or cap?
upper back tooth and below back root
yep
cause i had one right upper back tooth
had to get emergency filling on it cause couldnt sleep
my upper back tooth broke a bit so it has a little hole now
and there is only root left on my right below back
and when eating crepe i accidentally ate on my right side and hurt both of em
and guy wonders why he tooth hurts
there wasn't any pain whatsoever like i've said its cuz i ate crepe wrong
and hurt both of em
3 days ago
need to get this root removed but i cannot get any appointments
when i was getting my filling i told the guy "hey can you guys also remove this root ?" and they went "we dont do that here you need to go to a jaw surgeon for that." AND THATS IT BRO DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING JUST SAID "not my problem"
here you can complain insomnia caused by the tooth to get booked for the emergency last times of the day
didnt even appoint me to them
might have to do that
for real
the bad thing is they probably cant do anything rn cuz im taking antibiotics
for the infection
shouldnt matter

they'll just say dont eat shit for a day so you dont get dry rot in the root hole
i've heard they dont do root removal or stuff like that when you are taking antibiotics for the tooth infection


root removal fucking sucks
what the fuck
14?
9 roots removed ? 
yeah
jesus
havent has a single one 



November 3rd, dorfing becomes more peak 
siege updateeeee

why
Dwarf fortress gets its long awaited siege update
Ai can now dig down into your fortress or ram open your gates to get inside, and some ai units can now build to get past your defenses
And the most peak of it all?
Bolt thrower
A literal mini gun that is stationary and you can load bolts into it 
i wish there was a game with the depth of dwarf fortress, modability and graphics of rimworld and optimization of songs of syx
It’s on Epic launcher
Would've preferred Steam, but since its a limited playtest anyway I'll do that
ah right, fart raiders is out
its done so fucking well, and I have 0 interest in extraction rn

guess

actually i wonder is it ok to talk about the real life z*ne in here
because of the no st*lker rule
Since yall gave it away, it's Duga radar as seen from the main cooling towers
3 croissants and a mighty shit
Pokemon
he's a furry
thats.....actually a great point 
Because I'm the anti-scam measures this server needs
RIDDLE ME THIS

it's confusing that you keep buying these garbage pokemon games
he suffers so that we may live in peace
he's like uhh... jesus christ 
at this point i must agree with psycologists - it's the biggest Stockholm Syndrome
appearently the latest Digimon game is like a 1000x times better
i cannot believe i've just found this out
imagine making billions, and still too inept to add basic things like voiceacting
they spending the money they earn on getting stupid patents and suing everyone else that tries to innovate
yeup
why would they
dumbasses just buy it anyway
i'm glad i grew up BEFORE that shit so it never even slightly interested me
I grew up with it, but it never hooked me, the last pokemon game I played was on the Gameboy Advanced that I emulated
why the fuck am i getting w40k news 
I always hated when Pokemon interrupted my favorite czech cartoons
Like, I be watching peak like Krteček and then some dumbass throwing his balls shows up
Emperor bless you
Missing xoxoxoxo
u sure about that?
who is that anyway
Ma wife
like, from where did you get an invite

That triggers me the most
watch me gotse them at the end of this
Grim gonna rizz her up
my wife is luckily free of it now
she agreed with me and never bought one again
The game is solid otherwise if you overlook the very first people you see being slowmo again and phasing in and out 
there's only ONE good thing in the game
But thats only at tge start
you can just leave the city and it's game over
Lol
God dammit... Why the FUCK do all these scammer use the same shit AI immages as their "art"
it's even the same shit style

fuck
jesus fucking christ why did he do fortnite skin 
hahaha
AI cooked on the last one


counter strike if it was good
needs more ai goatse rendition
kill the child
chat

how does anyone fall for that
When it's time to take down The Sergeant, don't just shoot them. Get creative!
This uses the Fluctus (infinite punch through) and Navigator (take control of a projectile while energy lasts, increasing damage over distance). The combo is, well, self evident.
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/thekengineer
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thekenginee...
besides really old people
SMUT
wtf is warframe even about 🗣️
ofc
A dragon fighting a wizard on De Dust 2
so i'm writing a short kinda low effort essay for an uni assignment (i ended up not quitting) and i asked chatgpt about it midway through and it's exactly what i'm writing about?
stuff in space
with some time travel
and sexy time
mommy issues

they nerfed and buffed the new minecraft spear
you can't combine both mace enchantments and spear anymore
but you can now use both lunge and mending at the same time

Got the arc raiders playtest on steam now while I'm downloading on epic lol
congrats, now you can uninstall epic

Thats not dust 2


please stop the cringe is too much
im pretty sure your PC would implode looking at a SM2 screenshot

And they always come with the same shit. "Hi! How are you?" Blah Blah Blah "Btw, i am an Artist and would really like Comissions!"
and it's the EXCAT SAME Ai art style that doesn't even look good
300$ hahahahahaha

granted you'd pay that much for a Solgryn animated emote but... aaaaahahahaha


this is me but i go like "hello fellow artist can we get an art trade pretty please 🤗"
kill yourself
Ai slöo
tell him that
I hate that the Internet really became just AI slop the last years
nah man, not until I gotse him
Where are the funny guys that still put effort into their scams?
cant be a honest scammer in this economy
but i'm still yet to receive a drawing of my oc
We're so down deep in the grind that foreign countries treat my country code in the phone number as a red flag
so true
paid moolah to call my buddy and it got marked as Scam Likely LMAO
Sorry i mean im prince from nigeria
do ya know de wei
muhfucker thinks he's slick
I know da wei
only 150 up front, lets goooo
Hello, from the past few months I have installed spyware on your pc, and I got videos of you doing the naughty. Some of the contents are very sickening, if you don't want me to send it to your family and work, pay me in bitcoin
Im suprised that these scams wven work
everyone, stand by for Mario gotse fall

Deep breathing "D-Did you enjoy them?"
let me know Grim, I have the ID ready to ban
did u like it ?🥰
if I got a new guy to post goatse I don't get caught in the flak yeah?
ib4 someone actually posts goatse
🫠
my Niece was here for half an Hour and my Bed is full with my Novels and Pillows.. I need a Maid
i googled goatse
I always thought it was the name of the guy
Not of the
Uhhh
Actual
you'd be surprised how far 30 bucks'll get you
me when i want to get a cool goatee but mistype
GOATSE DEPLOYED
no no no wait wait
@vapid jewel (artsby_neomi) has been banned for reason: Hope you enjoyed wasting your time and the goatse - now get the fuck outta here you shitstain of an "AI Artist"
THEY SAW IT AND WITHDREW THEIR FRIEND REQUEST
good work

I keep seeing folks charging like 3 bucks for em to put your image through a cartoon AI, they got the perpetual piss on em now
time to eat my Noodles in Hot Water with Artificial Duck Flavour and then finally istall my funny little game
everything Anime and Cartoon that they didn't prompt hard enough'll have the piss tint as a default
did i miss the return of the goatse poster
no
or some other degen
just Grim fucking around with "art" scammers
nah Grim sent THEM goatse
I have no idea why Grim gets that many scammers in his DMS lmao
same
is it the "Ooh top of the list"?
not sure there is much thought behind that
Ball X Pit is the indie game of the year
You had me at Catgirl
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Want to bring them into battle? We have three unique vehicle packs with camos, profiles, and titles!
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#WarThunder #SenraiMaidens
u played it already? 
Same month he came back to wt
Wt launches anime
Aaaand you lost me at Warthunder..
Got 7h on it

I can feel a sense of second hand embarassment for this
I was hearing weird noises... Turns out it's my cat snoring under the table
Not only that imo, genuine genius ideas and twists
I seen so many play it
When I got the knight with shield or the Assasin I was like “holy shit”
And when you discover that you can combine two characters

more like goonthunder amirite
70€ and this profile pic is yours
Jiggle physics in wt
Before gta6
Along more gooner stuff
Like mirrored duo + double ball and no small balls > holy goddamn
I'd hope no small balls 
Out of context thats fitting 




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