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Sure
Wololo
What would you use it for? 
ok have fun
...For jury...or...?
they stole a 1991 Toyata Hilux
good, you deserver to go to jail

baller
Damn out of all the cars to steal they chose that?
i mean they last a lifetime
you seen their durability?
Bunker on wheels
shit is borderline indestructible, as long as no one puts bombs in it...
Not durable enough for me to want to steal one.
@sour rivet What do you think about this idea
#╟❓general-offtopic message
its durable enough for me, and i think they look cool
sire no
yes jury
hopefully I don't get rng'd into having to stay
I do not want to jury
Why not
like i said, dont convict a father of 4 who stole bread, just say not guilty 
immediately taken down
And?
last time I went they had a sexual assault case
Got a few of my own, great animals. Not scared of much and super smart.

so hopefully I don't have anything similar to that this time
Australia
And here's where you find out I don't like pickups design wise and I sure as fuck hate modern pickups because too many fucks who don't need one have one then put in FUCKING BLUE-WHITE LEDS TO BLIND EVERYONE ELSE
mfw its a hilux
you're not gonna belive this buddy but men exist everywhere onthe planet so sexual assault does indeed exist everywhere
Maybe if we do it enough they will unround the edges
the lights are piss yellow mate
sucks
so you dont gotta worry about that
impossible
mfw antarctica
You skipped like half the fucking sentence
next you'll tell me women can also do sexual assault
male penguins
@hexed kernel
watch out buster
mother fucker
And then you see these jackasses.
youre right
yes and many new trucks have them standard
the dark history of happy feet they never wanted you to know
anyways
Very few times have I understood road rage. This is one of those times.
What in the fuck am I looking at
does it jump up and down as well
me at the optometrist
That shit better be good on the drag strip or i'm sending it to the fucking scrap heap
It sure as hell breaks down every quarter mile.
Me looking at my screen on damnation in darktide

theres so much shit happening
only heretics, and heretics will burn
yes, but theres so many its a sea of heresy
Then cosplay moses and GET THE FUCK IN THERE
but im the sponge of the emperor cuts to spongebob wielding the emperors flaming sword

Split those bitches like the red sea
the relic blade does that pretty good
but i prefer to just BONK and CONCUSS until it is done

the formidable thunder hammer
@marsh cargo
its also really good boss damage
which is funny
i love using the activated crucis with chastise the wicked + charged heavy attack
THUNDER HAMMERRRR
BIG damage
POWER MAULLLL
YEAHHH
SHIELD BASHHHHH
i dont have that
:(
i want
well ogryns have a shield
wait whats your name on steam btw I think I already ahve you added maybe
i just cant be asked
But the people who buy a fucking new truck just to have a new truck are so fucking stupid. I'm not gonna think you're less of a fucking man because you bought a sensible fucking car.
no i forgor to add you
wowwww
hold on
wah
I WAS PREPPING FOR THANKSGIVING
wait
WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
do you mean uno or me
YOU HATE MEEEE
silent hill 2 reference 
darn
CANADA?
I'm nothing if not consistent
yeah thats true
why are you gae
can u share a history of that one nickname? 
One of my pickups does one thing, haul ass. 44k lbs right there, pulls easily. Suburban dudes buying a 70k pickup make no sense unless they're hunting and or hauling a boat and trailer.
dead by daylight character called plague
I fw her
thanks sam
what

ok
HER NAME IS ADIRIS

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See this is a reason to own one. But too many fucks have one then do fuck all towing, hunting, and y'know the shit you expect of a truck and then are just a fucking menace.
yeah i got a nissan frontier from 2005 and it has never let me down
explain the attraction
because vomit scary
its purpose is to workhorse, nothing more
But seriously
Typically terrible drivers at that, lol.
I will not look down on you for owning a sedan
Or an SUV
I fucking own a sedan because I don't need a fucking truck
tall, nice voice, vomit
Idk what I'm explaining she's self evident
her outfit is a look
i understand the first 2
you dont even know how happy that gift makes me, i dont get paid until friday and this was not on my bingo card

she do be like that
the government is giving me money for going to court + my job i work so
emojis cannot describe the happy i feel
i work too but i spent it on food 
(worth btw)
I am guilty of this too
food yummers
ok but thats a betyter thing to spend it on
im a greedy and envious mf but spending money on things other than games is a better choice
not always but this week was one of those weeks
so do it

one game isnt out yet
the other im gonna be playin wit sam
i've exhausted all i can from the painkiller demo

589 roubles 

I hope you strap it all down firmly... 
I will simply spend my disposable money on a vtuber model
toriel:
i considered it once. Then when designing a character I made her dark skinned and went "Wait is this digital blackface" and stopped making her
arc raiders playtest on friday
fair enough
she's busy working at church she has no time for home baking
how dare you
she always has time
no tf she does not
she's too busy getting winedrunk and neglecting her kids while divorcing her husband and flirting with a skeleton
#deadbeatmum
in undertale she kills you like a sick freak
in deltarune she neglects you like a sick freak
she's fucked up!!!
and undyne is a cop? not my goat
and worst of all alphys...
is a lesbian?
lock her up!
woke
both
greyname silence yourself
its my father
we still do not care
your problem
she kills you if you're killing everything else
and feels bad about it afterwards
shout out to poison slinging american women who are sexually ambiguous and are named after snakes
Viper and Vyper

I like that viper has nerve damage, it's cool
you see her hands shakey in first person
damn that design kinda meh
porn
darktide but doom eternal combat loop

what's with the extremely snappy animations
I can see the keyframes
still eh
glorpshit
full mask is a bit better tho
rito games moment
oh hey, that's nice
you're playing wow again?
wow classic
oh hey, the usual nothing burger reply because muh privacy policy
cause I have standards
are u playing as tauren?
could i watch for a bit perhaps?
no I'm deleting this character but I have to clear their mail first
what am i naming the dawg?
I think I remember this report
gwad

Meanwhile other games I play "Hey this shitstain with this name you reported got banned/suspended"
decent, i was thinking Mastifficus 
And find the sierra madre
based
Doggus and Poggus
thats how 40k names work
our local version of ragnarok online even had a wall of shame listing every banned player
Elijah from dead money 
The players I reported was just people posting alt right stuff in barrens chat
and having breakdowns about their failed marriages
barrens chat man...
I WAS IGNORRRREDDD 
HAAHAA
nah
boil boil boi

we all know im the only person here 
OASUYGG
AUGFUD
THE BOILLLLLLL
i deserve this
my impatience is my downfall
💥 
okie dok
voicepeak teto's long and thin drills confused me at first, but then she sent me this video and i realised their true purpose...
i am big pearto https://t.co/d7qh3TNTnh
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so ive been obsessed with arbites
since i read nightbringer
and its because theyre just so neato compared to the guard
guard are everywhere i guess




I NEED ITTTTT
have you not seen the label of "Do not digest" on the C4 label?
then it's not edible\

Is teto another vocaloid or something?
why cant i talk in stalker chat
utauloid
just a different software
you need to talk more in newbies
You've been told already in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat
and level up
i see
Your only fans is in your bio 
arbites lowkey slap super hard
shotgun is super fun
and the range on it is fucking nuts for some reason
how unmenacing would an arbites be if their shotgun was just close range

even if I did, I wouldnt air it out on discord
yep
RIP Windows 10
made taco bell order
i was thinking of reverting
since w10 uses less resources
Gotta pay 30$
because fucking had like what, 20% CPU usage WITH NOTNING RUNNING???
What cpu?
well fuck
ryzen 5600 something
lemme check i need to leave my bed anyway
ah
task manager is pretty bulky nowadays mannn idkkkkk
That's like just modern mainstream OS moment
You want less CPU usage? go for Linux I guess
Windows 11 uses like 8 gigs for me
can you run stalker on linux
But a friend of mine on a 2600X gets like 1-3% cpu usage at idle
and less ram usage then I get
hah
Balkans:
Romania specifically
fuckingn shit BAGS I HAVE NONE
i hope my homie is home because wtf mab
Why are you british 
im lithuanian
But you speak english and become british?
is it british accent = british is that it
yes
i speak lithuanian too

But you also speak british


ok and
I am a soundboard
Therefor you are british 
if you want to reduce who someone is nationality by how they speak english honestly go fuck yourself
im tired and angry and waiiting for taco bell

and missing my cigarettes
its a fucking joke lmao
im sorry
Why are you getting heated about me calling you british?
i cant tell most of the time
Everything börka says is a joke

Most the time
tired of people reducing me being whatever i am to how i speak english y’know
i mean sure, im born here, live and speak the language, fine
doesnt mean im not fucking lithuanian
i think im hungry
thats why im angry
and also MY FUCKING CIGARSTTES DISSAWPEARED
I thought you lived in Lithuania
never said i did
Thats why I was making the joke

many many times ive said i born and live in uk
i need it for a joint
Many many times I'm not here for
thats valid
i cant make a joint without tobacco, WITHOUT MY TOBACCO
omg blind rat
i wish
im not spending 12 quid on cigarettes
Do you also have Osama Bin laden as a rat?
I feel like you do
the ones i had i bought for £6.50, courtesy of immigrant connections
BUT THEYRE GONE
HAHAH
i need friends i dont hate

(I don't)
PLANEEEEE
im on a plane i wish i was
Dont you guys have to have digital ID's to work now?
The government made to fix a problem they caused
Close enough
not yet
its to “curb illegal working”
The UK just gets more shit by the day I feel like
as if people cant still be hired illegally without digital id
stupid shit happens yeah
i dont really care i still like it here
foods good
in fact, im being taken for sushi dinner on thursdsy
Never been more true
by the motherfucker who stole my cigs
Spoilers
The people that were getting hired without IDs
Will continue to be hired without IDs lol
YEP HAHAHH
Exactly
its just more anti-migrant bullshit, harms random people more than anyone
my belarusian refugee friend still cant work anyway legally
Why can't a single government hire a single person with an IQ more then 2?
for another year
ask their benefactors
Older people and people that aren't good with the language or technology
or existing in general
It's peak sah
they should smoke weed once in a while
Will get shafted
It's just a pita for everyone else
frfr
WEED IS LITERALLY
good
just
i needed those cigs for a joint man :(
I love THC
It's okay
ima scrounge around for tobacco
let a man smoke!
FR
i bet she fucking saw them when she woke up and i was at lectures
and decided “haha ima take”
real :/
When I get home I'm smoking a joint
Is he smoking tea
Oh okay

THC tea
Hmmm
THC juice exists

Most of them have absurd amounts of THC
There are these little bottles that have 2000mg a bottle
Some dude drank like 4 of em
Dear lord
Do I pull the trigger
Yes
Yes
Is peam
Same with the vermintide games
I recently played through vermintide 2 on max difficulty with a friend
For 20$ I got him the game and all the DLC
do it for me
On a sale
Suddenly?
Yet another game for us to play at 3am? 
Also, yeah. Suddenly?
Haven't seen anyone talk about it as much as this in this channel.
It's just not normally a topic
Honestly i've seen more talk about hardcore drugs than weed, lol.
weed is just normal really
ngl im starting to REALLY like kenshi
Because it's just a normal thing for a lot of offtopic 
Weed should be globally legalized.
im fucking addicted
To weed?
If I didn't read the first message this would've been fucking hilarious
Does alaska have it legalized or is it still medicinal only.
Been legalized since like 2011 or 2012
Probably later
Don't remember when it got legalized exactly.
No but i dont mind if weed is legalized, i wouldn't smoke tho
Eh, not really interested in those either lol
Iirc it became fully legal in 2016.
yeah
Hmmmm
That sounds about right now.
I vastly prefer edibles to smoking it
But I haven't done either for years
Legalization came too late for me
i still have that little worm in my ear telling me that weed makes u all sorts of evil lol
Old man 🫵

Not completely legal in my state yet but i do grow my own.
🐟 🫵?
Wasn't talking about you
Just legal to grow atm, not really any retail market for it.
Answer🐟 🫵
🫵


Narnia
also i kinda just like the arbites grenade
he went from 1 min to 6 mins away
im not sure i care for the explosive dog
excuse me what
or the mine
you fucking heard me
WHERE TF IS HE GOING
i wish
today is not a good day
yeee this build is cool
Got the red dot working
i dond dog
traitor: "good dog!... wait... why are you beepi-" insert explosion sound
DPad and all buttons do move/feel real too 
No I just couldn't get the fucking cap off until now 
That's sick.
Man the big TVs
the glass shower is still a rich kid thing imo
This was listed in furniture on FB marketplace for $30, place is a nightmare.
It's the table not the PSX 

@proven tundra COCK

"What do you mean I listed the PSX, clearly the table is in the picture!"
"Listing title? What title?"
where's the ferrero rocher
This was shown between features in 1983 on how they made the HBO Starship in Space logo sequence. Very cool.
Escena sacada sin ánimo de lucro de la pelicula Wizards - Los Hechiceros De La Guerra
Versión de España perteneciente a la distribuidora C.G. Films S.A
@green granite
Advanced military tactics
Is this how bradleys are made?
Yes
they're mating
@static axle Blaser is getting added into the game.
Looks like we're going to get a straight pull.
it begins
put it on daggers and +50% attack speed from hammer and 20% from hermes 
u play with charged special on charon axe

also i know


i might be addicted to hephaestus


All right you dregs


R8, hopefully.

another tard joins the dorktide
Yup time to make irresponsible class choices
i mean aslong as it kills unlike most of the rifles
me shooting a bear with .224
bear be like "
must have been the wind"
motherfucker laughs at me shooting it with a 338 too
in a day or two
Im stuck on my writing atm
@rocky turtle 
I really want them to choose a unique round and not another .30-06 or .300. The r8 is so customizable.
172k hephaestus blast
17 minutes nice
https://www.blaser.de/en/r8-configurator You can really do a lot with the rifle.
they have such boring rounds in the game
but atleast shit aint cod with how much shooting you do
.500 Jeffery maybe.
Oh boy, that would be fucking sick.
Oooh wee.
Well this guy of course!
thats not a deer
whelp there's darktide downloaded for when I wanna get to it, but perhaps food first
Very hurtful.
shoot that with .950 jdj
.308 will do fine, you saw what it did to Charlie, it doesn't do that much damage 
i vaccuumed me room with a large ass vaccum
Ng+ has new Arena Fights 
holy shit that thing is stron
I got a better idea, how about my 20mm's.
Birb
yeag
PRIME DONT REACT TO THAT
Is there more to allmind or is that just a corp
PRIME AREN'T YOU FURLOUGHED?
ng+ there are new decisions and missions
thats all i will say
do them
who?
if theres something you didnt see in your last playthrough do it
Charlie of the Kirk variant
Just cause the government is shutdown don't mean i don't get paid.
tuna haulin
why he got a dubious face
world in conflict 
And trading arms + guided hunts!
i dont even know, i just picked anti air gif


Lot of trophy hunters willing to pay me 20 grand for a big buck.
incredible
*insert nautic AA locking on to a civilian aircraft while the soldier standing next to it says "No"*
Big bucks for everyone? 
Is there really a market for other peoples' hunting trophies? 
Absolutely, and here's the price for a goat hunt.
I've got a box of 30x173 vulcan waiting to be used on a deer.
I just need the cannon.
nga buys guns based on what ammo he can steal 
goddamn
wtf
back in my day we used to bind shield special to attack to win runs
Time to choooooose....
bro i banged him first too 
BRUH THE FUCKING FATES QUEST GOT NULLIFIED BECAUSE MOROS WANTED TO FUCK ME
now i gotta do another run

"melione i know you are currently trying to save my sisters but i need you to peg me"
bastard
made me lose giga healing run
yey
oh my fucking god

brother im will kms again
why are you not giving me this on my normal runs
bruh

well I'm gonna have to either start playing on keyboard+mouse
or when reaching elysium I have to save+quit, reboot PC and then resume
(and then do it again after reaching styx)
Bug?
Losing connection every time you reach a new area?
hades has some very weird microstuttering that gets worse and worse as I play
only when using the controller's analog stick to move
restarting the game doesn't fix it, I have to reboot windows

or play via d-pad or keyboard+mouse
Thats wacky as shit
but the dpad sucks
and playing on the keyboard also sucks 
I have become detective
hello harry dubois
Dpad exclusive playing is psychopathic levels of gaming
I was doing a Mission for Carla and suddenly g5 iguazu wanted to fight, which i cant remember happening in normal ng
Then unmanned acs appeared
There's only one genre I can think of where I wouldn't consider someone remotely a psycho for using dpad
I didn't buy this controller thinking "gawrsh I would love to play games with the dpad instead of the analog for movement"
Allmind wants me to fight unmanned ACs in the Arena to improve them
Its allminds work!
so I didn't think I'd need a good dpad 

problem with playing on keyboard+mouse is that zag attacks in the direction of your mouse cursor
and when things get messy I sometimes lose track of where it is and start stabbing the air 
Punching air just like you are irl

and playing on controller has an "autoaim" thing where zag will automatically attack in the direction of the closest enemy
Stomachs empty
so it helps against those weak, fast enemies that swarm you
I’m sad

You'll be fine doge
me with 360 hp +3 dd and still losing
Just git gud and clutch it up
pray for aphina to show or u cooked
Its WORLDS season doge, its time for all your clutches
but i almost died on 1st stage 

eh tbh it's easier for me to just quit
the combat loop got repetitive and I need to do 7 more successful runs
or was it 8
99% qiyana pick rate
or rell
to get the 'true ending'
Easy most played champ lock in
dunno if I cba to do all that
I wanna see some fucking bard plays
Time to lock in 
surely teemo
I want a repeat of bard lock in during the finals
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Watching a good bard is watching a great support
polypuff in worlds 
really?
Poly aint gonna be worlds unfort
But
Keria
I trust that man's bard
Poly may not be the best bard, but he is The Bard to me 

But its kinda crazy theres only 1 champ where I can go "yeah this guy is literally him and also the best at it"
On a scale of doot to doot doot doot, how much does bard doot?
good enough
doot doot doot doot doot

D o o t

You're what sauce 
awesome sauce

My pot roast came out real good this time, who would of thought the secret was just to stuff as many veggies as can fit in it



Literally to the top of it
hi shine 
Hiiii


Get fucked
Hiii droon
cronus zen is a device you plug between hardware (pc/playstation/xbox) and your controller and it can do stuff like aimbot or no recoil
Hi shefy hi shine

@zealous depot what's ur deal
anyone already watched the splinter cell show?
They made a show?
Neat
How's it goin
gaming in 2025
look inside
cheating

Shit been around with different names since the Xbox 360
HEY NOW
was the hot shit a few years ago because games only detected software kinda cheats especially on consoles
SAY SORRY
not bad
nowadays they are probably smart enough to buy one themselves at dice and block out that input
i will spoil the three fates for you
i think allmind is evil birb
But not good?
ok uhh...


gaming
look inside
cheating
Spoil these nuts
I hope it gets good
dont test me


you didnt come to this part either right ?
spoil it 
you asked 
I just
learned something
the microstutter was happening in silksong as well
unplugging the controller and plugging it back in
solved it
bruh

KILL THEM
What controller
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
gamesir s4 iirc

found this on the microsoft help forum
exactly the issue I have
time to nuke this gameinput thing
Using m+kb, no distortion. Unplugging then plugging controller back in resets the distortion for a time. That's at least a simple workaround. I don't have multiple versions of gameInput.
exactly my problem

how many more runs u did after epilogue?
gg
you mean after ending ?
because i just did epilogue
yes
lemme see..
I
deathwatch seems to be canon to the splinter cell timeline
I'm legitimately concerned for birb right now
oh boy here we go watching them how they ruin sam
???
why
i like the story
no
360 fact scope
removes your AC legs
boosts away idiot
sire
i must finish story
laser blade sounds wuuuuush wyuuuun
you mean 5.x right? shadowbringers epilogue?
but i did other prophecies
yeah
and i also wanna do endwalker
so it could be lower then 56 runs
uhhhhhh do you own endwalker
i own all of it
no fuck that 

i just
kinda stopped
how long was it since you played last
you can technically only do what fates wants you to do
I'd tell you to just wait for a free login campaign








