╟❓general-offtopic

[raven swan]

Brother my entire family can live off that for 6 months

[heavy junco]

Oh my god hold on a moment

[sour rivet]

oh no

[proven tundra]

Because

1. Canada
2. Laptop

[timber oxide]

Check specs

[heavy junco]

https://www.newegg.com/amd-ryzen-threadripper-7000-series-ryzen-threadripper-pro-7995wx-storm-peak-socket-str5-desktop-cpu-processor/p/N82E16819113810

[raven swan]

Hint: half obscured 5090 in the screenshot

[sour rivet]

ok

[heavy junco]

Here you go

An affordable CPU

[frail leaf]

💱 5,700 CAD (Canadian Dollar) :flag_ca: is equal to 4,063.00 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[timber oxide]

You have full specs in the screenshot you blind fucc

[frail leaf]

💱 10,439 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 14,644.90 CAD (Canadian Dollar) :flag_ca:

[heavy junco]

You should buy this one instead

[carmine laurel]

@broken mountain "zapiekanka" this?

[broken mountain]

Zapiekanka is what we call it in polish, but we have 2 kinds of zapiekankas

[left mantle]

fuckin E-Cores

[broken mountain]

The one I showed you and the polish one

[proven tundra]

The obscured 5090 is the laptop name

[frail leaf]

💱 5,400 CAD (Canadian Dollar) :flag_ca: is equal to 14,163.34 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl:

[carmine laurel]

whats the polish one like?

[broken mountain]

Toasted baguette

[carmine laurel]

ty ty

[broken mountain]

Its the fastfood of poland

Often made very badly

[timber oxide]

Nevermind that's not 2 of my desktops, it's 1.5

[broken mountain]

But it can be really good

[oblique belfry]

woa

[broken mountain]

You can see it at almost every food truck

Every kebab place sells it

[carmine laurel]

it looks good

[heavy junco]

I would try it
Looks awesome

[broken mountain]

Some of them are either too crunchy, raw and stuff

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/qiwimedia-dog-la-creatura-gif-24742623

[broken mountain]

But there lies perfection in them

Just gotta be lucky

[thick plover]

gif work challenge

[sour rivet]

buh

[timber oxide]

My favourite doesn't

[heavy junco]

I'm so fucking lucky that people don't actually feel an obligation to eat traditional Swedish food in Sweden
We kinda gave up at some point and just went "fuck it, look south, take their recipes"

[broken mountain]

Is your favourite kebab having a blonde white girl as the cook?

[sour rivet]

@copper vapor

[broken mountain]

Surströmming my beloved

[timber oxide]

No
It has a Greek guy speaking almost fluent Polish and with a polish wife

[heavy junco]

The stews and such are really good though
But 80% of the shit on the christmas table is inedible

[broken mountain]

Gyros

[heavy junco]

You know you're gonna get a hell of a kebab when the list is in an alphabet you can't read and the guy behind the cashier doesn't speak a language you can understand

I've never had better

It's ran out of a repurposed gas station

[timber oxide]

Sound ten kebabiarz mnie całe studia karmił, to oznacza że na dobrą sprawę jest honorowym członkiem mojej rodziny

[proven tundra]

[broken mountain]

Ziomek u którego pół życia się zaopatrywałem spakował manatki i spierdolił bez pożegnania, i teraz tam postawili shish kebab

😭

[heavy junco]

Ah yes I'll have the شيش كباب مع بطاطس مقلية and also a pepsi max please

[raven swan]

Za shawarma with tha bebsi 🗣️

[broken mountain]

one kebab please

[timber oxide]

No widzisz, a mój dalej działa. Jakbyś był kiedyś w Sosnowcu to musisz spróbować

[broken mountain]

O żesz w morde

[heavy junco]

Coal grilled food is at ur table faster than waiting at the mcdonalds drive through or something
No food poisoning either and I've been there so much
Crazy tech they got going on

[broken mountain]

Ty w sosnowcu studiowałeś?

[timber oxide]

Tak, 6 lat bo rok powtarzałem

[broken mountain]

Jaki kierunek?

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

Filologia angielska, spec. tłumaczeniowa z dodatkowym j. japońskim

[sour rivet]

im in purgatory

[broken mountain]

Mm, przyszłościowe

[oblique belfry]

yuppie

[timber oxide]

Jak zaczynałem to jeszcze było

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

did you forge with charon

[oblique belfry]

was my 1st bond

[sour rivet]

goodd

we stan for charon

[slim blaze]

update it

[sour rivet]

i thought that said megatron for a moment

[oblique belfry]

i thought it said mettaton

[timber oxide]

Oh wow, so they do actually wear something

[arctic flicker]

its his bigger brother

[sour rivet]

I AM MEGALON

GRA-AA-A-A-A-A unity has crashed

grgmgrmg

[timber oxide]

birb.exe has stopped working

[sour rivet]

i have the stake gun

[latent hazel]

"we have doom eternal at home"

[sour rivet]

be quiet white boy

[timber oxide]

Doom Eternal at home is probably better than Doom Eternal anyways

[sour rivet]

i played painkiller before playing doom so kinda ye

maybe not all the painkiller games are better than it tho cough

[timber oxide]

Your opinion wasn't asked for

[sour rivet]

and yet none can stop me

[timber oxide]

Your input was recorded, although it was appreciated not

[sour rivet]

dam

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/dam-damn-gif-27530020

[nocturne aurora]

bigos i piwo dobsche

https://tenor.com/view/bigos-polski-kapusta-cabbage-polish-gif-12659620

[timber oxide]

Man, now I want some bigos

[timid hollow]

I ate Omelett

Time to start chapter 4

[raven swan]

I'm getting dumplings and fries

All the food talk got me hungry

[nocturne aurora]

i sewar when i was in Warschau i ate some of it and literly got hooked on the cooking on the babushka chef

[timid hollow]

Yo lettuce did you play AC6?

[raven swan]

Of course

[timid hollow]

How did your pc run it

[raven swan]

With difficulty

[timid hollow]

How much ram you have?

[raven swan]

900p 50 fps

[raven swan]

8

[timid hollow]

Had to do the 900p for a few missions as well

[timid hollow]

How the fuck

My game crashes due to ram with 16

[raven swan]

Nahh

It's on the ps4, it can survive 8gb ram

[timber oxide]

Bro, Lettuce comes from the land of IT support

[raven swan]

Ac6 NEVER crashed on me

[timber oxide]

He turned it off and on again

[timid hollow]

Making a game run on Hardware that is Set and for PC that has all the Variation is diff tho

[sour rivet]

[timid hollow]

That it didnt crash on you for the strider mission is a legit miracle

[sour rivet]

wait hol up visual attachments

[raven swan]

Idk works on my machine

Or wait maybe it wasn't 900p, must've been 720p

[raven swan]

The games got way more intensive missions too

[timid hollow]

So far i havent encountered any issues on other missions

The Worm fight for example ran better than default survey missions

And every thread you find the strider mission is the only one wirh Performance issues because that fuck is as big as limgrave

Still kinda scared of the ending, hope my PC will do it

[raven swan]

I think your gpu is the bottleneck

Because the strider is geometricaly complex

[timid hollow]

Could be

It worked better with a lower resolution

[raven swan]

Ye lower res helps the gpu way more

Aren't you using something older than the 570

I'm on the rx570 4gb

[timid hollow]

Geforce 950

2gb

[timber oxide]

There you go

[raven swan]

[timber oxide]

Wait, and you run BF6 with that

[timid hollow]

Yeah 4gb is also the minimum requirement

[timid hollow]

Xbox

[raven swan]

Go down to 540 p please

[timber oxide]

Ew

[timid hollow]

Nah i play on 720p it works pretty well except two missions

[real aspen]

@timber oxide sorry i have to go with fire selector being inside the trigger guard, no space elsewhere

[timid hollow]

One is the strider mission, and after the duo fight with rusty where you encounter the Worm my game crashed on the Mission Results screen. Skipping the Cutscene fixed that on a second try lmao

[real aspen]

well, could go on the upper receiver somewhere, but it'd be out of reach, so no i think

[timid hollow]

I would also play ac6 on xbox so i dont have these issues but broke

[timber oxide]

Obviously you're broke, you have a 2gb gpu

[oak magnet]

hELLO

im having a good time existing

[timid hollow]

Thats just because that was in the rig, one day i wanted to have a PC again and that one stood around

[timber oxide]

@oblique belfry you're even less of a low end PC jesus with every new piece of Offtopic lore being recovered

[timid hollow]

He never was low spec jesus

Thats me and lettuce

[timber oxide]

You're not jesus

[timid hollow]

He has the better gpu, i have the better ram

[timber oxide]

You're German

[timid hollow]

Keep your Radio stations shut is all i say

[timber oxide]

I don't even listen to the radio

[timid hollow]

We do

[slim magnet]

ye otherwise they would catch a cold, that's no good

[timber oxide]

And here I thought germans are more technologically advanced

[timber oxide]

That's very nice of you

[broken mountain]

Radio is underrated

[timber oxide]

Good, if you think so, you can keep our radio towers safe

[broken mountain]

Yep

If I'm getting drafted, I'm taking the comms

[timber oxide]

In the meantime

That one German ship still didn't pay it's parking ticket

[broken mountain]

Schleswig Holstein?

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna go talk to them

Hopefully they don't plan an invasion cause we can only hold out for a week or so

[marsh cargo]

Surely

It won't happen again

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBiicjHIYWM

[left mantle]

Surely

[oblique belfry]

yeah the only people that has lower specs then me are gex and lettuce

[timber oxide]

Which means you're a fraud

I knew it

[oblique belfry]

i did technically play s2 though

with this shit pc

anyways

Krep time

[carmine laurel]

I love my internet sometimes

[left mantle]

Its just as, if not more funny

[carmine laurel]

this fucker reacts me

and I cant see what the reaction is

thanks discord

loading the super react

[timber oxide]

[bitter spire]

Head?

[timber oxide]

@sour rivet

[bitter spire]

Heads up ⬆️

[timber oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1080911312659435641/1395153847730573423/zhardlyn_-_1945327140846682171.gif

[broken mountain]

Thats allowed?

[oblique belfry]

time to watch gen v season 2

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/drache-drachenlord-forza-gif-1100755822110608002

[real aspen]

huh

hmm

is famas charging handle made out of plastic?

i assume not

but not sure

[timber oxide]

I dropped it like 3 times in the past few days already

[timid hollow]

Man i want more assault rifles

My scudder starts to fall off

[pliant meteor]

Ah lol Legends of Avantris

[broken mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/puss-in-boots-puss-in-boots-wolf-wolf-whistle-bryce-prez-gif-27359365

[oblique belfry]

fak of

[broken mountain]

dogee

[oblique belfry]

FEK UF

[broken mountain]

dont make me call you

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

gotta come to ivans stream in a sec

[real aspen]

@timber oxide which blue do you prefer?

[timber oxide]

Left

[timber oxide]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006341705924087919/1085674750031966218/82E1E16D-1C29-43BF-A5C8-F4A279591EE9.gif

[proven tundra]

you have 2 children with my daughter's dwarf Pyrson

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/793959809354956852/1427351456985645156/image.png?ex=68ee8c22&is=68ed3aa2&hm=5a83489e3e2f44b69138304aeef1b0adc274cdfb67696f3c1249d336b8e760ef&
wait she has 9 children

[timber oxide]

That means we are now family, father

[sour rivet]

what hath i done

surely i am a great dwarf that drinks all day

[proven tundra]

legendary miner

2 lovers

pretty good

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/this-guy-cant-pull-out-for-shit-jenga-playing-jenga-cant-play-jenga-dont-know-how-to-play-gif-15038055

[sour rivet]

i do not look 23

[teal spade]

as a miner? Yea you do

[proven tundra]

Guess I should put myself in there too

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/piccolo-dbz-atfuraxx-gif-14120574

[thick plover]

Playing megabonk, I need a microwave bad

[proven tundra]

@timber oxide
You created an artifact

[thick plover]

ive hit sub 60 fps ranges

[proven tundra]

with an image of a screaming dog and monkey men

[timber oxide]

Ah, it's about the bullying of Doge 2025

In the grand nation of offtopic

[proven tundra]

awe fuck

nevermind

[plain abyss]

The fucking square nipples

[proven tundra]

I like how there's a random baby

[thick plover]

LIVED FOR A FULL 2 MINUTES BEFORE I DIED

[proven tundra]

@honest whale

NOOOOOOO KITTY II

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/puss-in-boots-wolf-puss-in-boots-the-last-wish-wolf-puss-in-boots-the-last-wish-pick-it-up-sword-fight-gif-27423366

[broken mountain]

Right

Daily doge call

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/doja-cat-star-wars-gif-25078126

[real aspen]

@timber oxide does your faction have any kinda insignia or icon or anything such?

also what do you wanna call the gun

[oblique belfry]

yuppie

[real aspen]

the all-fucker himself

[sour rivet]

quite a diverse friends list i got here

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

you

did u see ping

[copper vapor]

pk demo? yea just forgot to reply, was eating

[sour rivet]

okie dokie

feels pretty gud so far

[rocky turtle]

[bitter spire]

Tron legacy

Tron uprising

[rocky turtle]

we got a dead week birb

[bitter spire]

Tron Aries

[copper vapor]

got it downloaded and ready to go as soon as I'm done working

I played hades in lunch break
hades killed me with a sliver of hp left
but for some reason this time there was no microstuttering so purely skill issue

[sour rivet]

mfw people still complaining that it isnt painkiller actin like 90% of the games weren't ass

[rocky turtle]

yo i finally found jacklyn she is stucked in textures (thomas jumpscared me in nipton general store)

[copper vapor]

you take that back right now

wym isn't painkiller action?

[sour rivet]

ACTIN

AS IN ACTING

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/calm-down-chill-martin-freeman-interview-breathe-gif-5362498

[sour rivet]

sorg

[copper vapor]

also uh

if 90% of the games were ass

then

why are we here hyping it

[sour rivet]

maybe not 90%

but most of them are kinda poopoo

[copper vapor]

I'm trying to remember which one I haven't played

battle out of hell I think, the expansion for the first one

[sour rivet]

black edition is the first one therefor considered the best

overdose was okay

resurrection exists

doesnt help that all of them were made by different teams

[copper vapor]

oh wait I haven't played Hell & Damnation either

[sour rivet]

me either

[rocky turtle]

ghost gave me unic grenade launcher and not thank you like always

[real aspen]

@timber oxide also how do you feel abot cheek pads?

[copper vapor]

🥱 shit tier bait

let's not talk about our game's cool features, let's just meme on cod because it's low hanging fruit and the kids all love it

[sour rivet]

2012 was a time

[copper vapor]

I suppose BFE is to blame for the trend

damn

suddenly got hella dark here

nocturne ult

[sour rivet]

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/league-of-legends-nocturne-blast-lol-battle-gif-17754452

[left mantle]

DARKNESS

[thick ice]

Is there any reason to get an 800€ 5070ti over a 650€ 9070xt ?

[oak magnet]

someone might be treating me to sushi :)

[thick ice]

My coworker says to go nvidia but I don’t see the added value worth 150€

[left mantle]

Not really.

[oak magnet]

i hope i get treated like a princess i want sushi so bad

[left mantle]

Brand loyalty should die

[oak magnet]

real

fuck brands

but sometimes its really that one company does it better

[left mantle]

9070xt is essentially the same in raw performance and is cheaper.

[oak magnet]

for grape sodas in UK, Bigga Grape is the best one for me

but brand loyalty as in buying new iphone every year? fuck that

[thick ice]

I wanna play forbidden s word game 2 in 1440p ultra wide native

I’m getting like 44fps with 6700xt

[left mantle]

As I said

9070xt is almost the same exact perfomance for cheaper.

[copper vapor]

brand loyalty? nah I'll buy both coke and pepsi

keep both brands on their toes

keep the war going

[thick ice]

I think I’ll go for AMd then

[copper vapor]

or in a less tasteful joke

buy Atomic Heart and redacted 2

fund both sides

[thick ice]

No smh

[left mantle]

Brutal honesty the 50 series is an ass series release

[oblique belfry]

finally

no more boon chase

[sour rivet]

you

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/gary-there-i-am-spongebob-spongebob-commerical-gif-22318667

[carmine laurel]

[sour rivet]

could i perhaps join you for a bit

[carmine laurel]

ofc

im terrible and learning

[sour rivet]

baller

but first
my stomach has decided its bathroom time

[oak magnet]

i agree

[real aspen]

how do i decorate the mag

some ribs probably

but what else?

[copper vapor]

I got invited to playtest this https://store.steampowered.com/app/2795540/The_Midnight_Walkers/

Steam

The Midnight Walkers

<Scavenge, Fight, Escape>

The Midnight Walkers is a hardcore PvPvE FPS zombie extraction game.

You can play in solo or trios mode. You must scavenge for loot to get gear, kill zombies and other survivors, and escape. If you successfully escape, you can craft with materials and buy/sell more powerful equipment, but if you die, you will lose e…

Release Date

Nov 20, 2025

▶ Play video

[carmine laurel]

interesting

[copper vapor]

indeed

but first, painkiller demo

[sour rivet]

stomach emptied

[copper vapor]

actually, first a snack

[sour rivet]

darktid time

[timber oxide]

Blue eagle

[copper vapor]

been a whole 3 hours since lunch

wanna eat

must consoom

[sour rivet]

bro must be STARVING

[timber oxide]

They exist to be used, no?

[copper vapor]

dammit I'm out of toast

nvm found something better

[quiet abyss]

"4 Major chaos gods in warhammer lore" the chaos gods in question:

[proven tundra]

[supple lotus]

milk for my Khorneflakes

[left mantle]

Just to be clear, this is simply because the 5070ti doesn't provide enough extra in enough games to warrant a 23% increase in price over the 9070xt

If the 5070ti were closer in price i might've said to go for it

[marsh cargo]

Korn

[zealous depot]

[left mantle]

The midwestern chaos god

[proven tundra]

awe fuck

[left mantle]

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4002090/Warhammer_40000_Mechanicus_II_Demo/

Steam

Warhammer 40,000: Mechanicus II Demo

Witness the sparks that ignited the ultimate war of cold metal fury! This demo includes the prologue to the Adeptus Mechanicus and Necron campaigns, letting you command both factions in tactical skirmish combat as you uncover the origins of a new, epic planetary conflict.

After millennia of slumber, Vargard Nefershah mobilises her dynasty’s l…

▶ Play video

[nocturne aurora]

i mean from all the chaos gods nurgel seems the best one

[left mantle]

...In which way?

[copper vapor]

his 'fatherly' disposition

[proven tundra]

nevermind this chump died right away lol

[slim magnet]

updating firefox cleared my tabs

[copper vapor]

@sour rivet demo has co-op?

[sour rivet]

yeag

[copper vapor]

byeah

[slim magnet]

it's honestly a good thing i had like 600 open but couldn't bring myself to close them

digital diogenes

[nocturne aurora]

iirc corne will hate you, slanesh your a tool and your f ed anyway, Tzeentch will mutate you to shit, but nurgel is upfront your ugly unwashed and mutated to hell but ey i still love you my child

[zealous depot]

I seen you got the game, I also have it

What you think of it

[left mantle]

Then you've fallen for the nurgle propoganda lmao

[proven tundra]

dwarf fortress?

[left mantle]

None of the chaos gods think shit of you

[nocturne aurora]

eh in 40k your doomed anyway

[quiet abyss]

this is true

[obsidian sun]

[quiet abyss]

even the emperor will barely think of you

[nocturne aurora]

the Emperor hates you anyway and others too

[quiet abyss]

but at least your exist to him

[quiet abyss]

doesnt hate you

[left mantle]

Tzeentch will use you for some abstract plan that changes midway through that you may survive

[copper vapor]

wtf

[quiet abyss]

if he hated you, he would not be alive

[proven tundra]

which game taco

[quiet abyss]

im pretty sure he doesnt have to keep himself alive

[nocturne aurora]

the line between not seeing you and hate is slimm

[left mantle]

Khorne will at the very least just expect you to charge in with fury and die

[quiet abyss]

the line between choosing to suffer for your kind and just dying to save the pain is slim

but he chooses to stay

[left mantle]

Saying he "hates" you is arrogance at best

[quiet abyss]

even if its immense pain and suffering

so the emperor does love his subjects, even if hes twisted from 10000 years of pain

[left mantle]

He actually does.

The imperium literally cannot let him die.

[nocturne aurora]

no matter what you do in 40k as an normal pleb your a number forgotten or made in an servitor so

[quiet abyss]

no he does, i just mean he can kinda just die if he wants iirc

but he chooses otherwise

[quiet abyss]

youd be surprised

[left mantle]

Nobody knows what fallout would happen should he perish.

[quiet abyss]

the fact that some people survive longer than the average guard lifespan alone is proof hes around XD

[nocturne aurora]

yeah for beeing an iir astronomicon iirc he is an lighhouse in the warp

[quiet abyss]

yes he is

[left mantle]

There's like a 90% chance he becomesa chaos god in some form

[quiet abyss]

he chooses to suffer

[left mantle]

Even more than he already is

[quiet abyss]

to help his kind

[nocturne aurora]

but is he alive or dead is the question he is basicly an ultra nighty psycer

[quiet abyss]

well ok, neat thing is

[left mantle]

"That's the neat thing"

[quiet abyss]

if he didnt get on the throne, he could potentially heal

[obsidian sun]

wtf does this mean btw

[quiet abyss]

BUT

since someone of immense psychic might

needs to stay on the golden throne

he cant leave

so he cant heal

the throne kills him while keeping him alive

[left mantle]

Funni warp portal on Terra

[carmine laurel]

right under the throne even

[quiet abyss]

so yes if they found someone of psychic might close to him (like magnus)

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-annoyed-stuck-outside-open-the-door-open-up-gif-16568613

[quiet abyss]

then yes, he could leave

but since thats not a thing, he cant

[carmine laurel]

if GW was smart they'd give us a custodes game that deals with the custodes constantly fighting the portal enemies

[quiet abyss]

grey knights game when?

or better yet

[carmine laurel]

ew

[quiet abyss]

knights-errant game

[carmine laurel]

theres literally a grey knights game already

[quiet abyss]

that would be better

knights-errant game set in the siege of terra would be so lit

[nocturne aurora]

from what i hered was when you die in 40k as an ordinary pleb your soul will be consumed in the warp anyway sooo

[quiet abyss]

fighting traitors and recruiting other marines

[copper vapor]

wtf

[quiet abyss]

yeah probably

[copper vapor]

I can't do the stakegun combo

glorpshit

[quiet abyss]

no actually your soul just goes "zap" and disappears

no one gets it

not even the warp lmao

[nocturne aurora]

sooo whats the options, 4 chaos gods that hate you or beeing consumed by an demon anyway in the warp

[quiet abyss]

no you dont get consumed

you just kinda poof

gone

no one gets it

your soul isnt potent enough

[obsidian sun]

is your cursor tweaking too ?

[quiet abyss]

unless youre a psyker or something

in which case your soul is

and then it gets consumed

(if the emperor doesnt do it first)

[nocturne aurora]

so for the emperors army in the afterlive is a lie

[copper vapor]

no

[quiet abyss]

well there is a bunch of warpshit that happens

the emperor does serve as a 5th power

hes like a chaos god himself

just not as chaotic

so maybe he can salvage some souls

if he deems them worth

[nocturne aurora]

but not all

[quiet abyss]

so heroes, saints, etc.

[nocturne aurora]

so basicly beeing an ork is way more fun

[copper vapor]

wtf

this is basically l4d

[quiet abyss]

well yes

because theres no downside

you go to war

you die? had fun dying

you live? get stronger and do it again

who cares

[nocturne aurora]

reeincarnatred go to war again as an ork V 1,2

[left mantle]

Somehow, Gorgutz returned.

[quiet abyss]

no reincarnation

you just kinda born that way

[nocturne aurora]

or rebirth

[quiet abyss]

war = fun

from birth to death

[quiet abyss]

yeah

he gets it

[left mantle]

Honestly the best part of DoW 1

That motherfucker REFUSED to die

[marsh cargo]

Orks ARE fun

Fun goobers

[copper vapor]

ok I retract my statement

it's darktide

[obsidian sun]

first bug

this fucking immortal thing is cucking me

leave me alone

[marsh cargo]

Chaos God of tyranny

[left mantle]

Don't forget the unspoken one

[obsidian sun]

well save quitting just skipped the prologue

cinema

[copper vapor]

can't wait for the SOVL comparison videos showing you can't destroy environmental objects like you could in the originals

[pallid sapphire]

Lul Borderlands 4 already has 20% off on Steam

[obsidian sun]

i maybe wrong
but wasn't the og singleplayer only ?

[sour rivet]

real?

[obsidian sun]

they keep spamming coop shit on my face

[pallid sapphire]

Real

[copper vapor]

singleplayer with deathmatch and whatnot for multiplayer

[real aspen]

@timber oxide probably going to finish tomorrow, will add shading so there's some visual depth.
if you have anything you want to change, add or remove tell me now

[thick ice]

Why tho

[obsidian sun]

the steam page also barely mentions sp

they really wanted to tell you this game was doom coded
im not complaining

[copper vapor]

these fucking descriptions

[left mantle]

Path tracing performance is better (while general ray tracing is not really) and I do see some games in the future using those. HOWEVER. I do not see that happening quick enough to warrant spending a whole ass 150 more right now.

[left mantle]

But at 1440p 9070xt and 5070ti are both really decent cards.

[zealous depot]

Dwarf fortress

[proven tundra]

oh okay 🙂
Ye I love Dorfing

[thick ice]

Does anyone actually care about that besides the nvidia marketing team?

[left mantle]

Yes.

Games will keep switching to using ray and path tracing

[zealous depot]

Dorfing is peak funny

[left mantle]

It's only a matter of time.

[timid hollow]

Ohoh i have to make a decision

Redguns or vespers

[thick ice]

I honestly don’t really play new releases

[left mantle]

People are fooling themselves if they think that in 10 years games will not be using ray tracing in heavy amounts to support their 2015 GPU

The 10 series time is over unfortunately.

Hell

It should be time up for even the 20 series.

[oblique belfry]

@carmine laurel on pick'ems there is a question called "will Teemo be picked ?" that is worth 100 points

on crystal ball

[left mantle]

That's an easy yes

[oblique belfry]

yep

IF they added that question that means one of the competitiors saw it and will probably do it for the meme

[left mantle]

I can't wait for the vayne jungle

Clearly because it got a buff

People should play it

[obsidian sun]

im trying to double jump so hard
it's so weird lmao

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

It's still wild they gave that shit a buff

for some reason

[obsidian sun]

what 😭

[oblique belfry]

[obsidian sun]

smg with blue hair

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt4j4gMwLG8

copium

[left mantle]

I'm ready to watch my friend fuck up his bets

[real aspen]

guh

[left mantle]

Yup.

[copper vapor]

well these guys sucked

[subtle sage]

Tuah

[teal spade]

why the fuck does the front open? where pilots?

[real aspen]

explode

[copper vapor]

this is basically a darktide metagame (hub area, upgrades and so on) with doom eternal arena gameplay loop
@oblique belfry might be interested?

[real aspen]

u probably stands for unmanned

[oblique belfry]

❓

[real aspen]

yeah

[oblique belfry]

which game

[copper vapor]

painkiller demo

[real aspen]

does this color work better hmmmmm

idk

[oblique belfry]

hm

[broken mountain]

You think you can run that?

[oblique belfry]

dont know

[teal spade]

Turning the UH60 into an autonamous transport heli seems like a dumb idea, it doesn't have the payload to carry a lot of stuff and it's faster to unload soldiers through just the side doors... Unless it'll be used to deploy other UGVs, but the issue is still the space, you'll be able to fit 1 maybe 2 decent sized UGVs, why not do that with a chinook?

[sour rivet]

its a ue5 game but doesnt feel like ass

[oblique belfry]

impossible

[broken mountain]

You will be able to count the pixels on your screen

[sour rivet]

i know

i had consistent 100 fps with high settings

[copper vapor]

install the demo and find out

[oblique belfry]

unheard of

[left mantle]

It's an easy marketing win to the DoD

[copper vapor]

me too but I had some weird stuttering

[oblique belfry]

maybe in 1-2 hours

[sour rivet]

strange

[oblique belfry]

currently gamin rn

[teal spade]

Bradley version 2.0 comming

[obsidian sun]

kinda lame it's more coop based and not mission based

[sour rivet]

we getting a rogue like mode in the full game

so thats where all my time is going

[left mantle]

Eh. I don't see this actually performing.

[broken mountain]

hey doge

[oblique belfry]

?

sound

seriously

stop doing that

[broken mountain]

😔

[obsidian sun]

yea it's just a horde shooter
god damn it

[copper vapor]

now gotta do dishes and then I'll try that zombie apocalypse extraction shooter

[cunning bronze]

Which one?

There's a new one?

[rocky turtle]

that perk is fucking insane

[left mantle]

There's a reason I don't work for those kind of companies. Even if it would make me even more rich.

[copper vapor]

I sent a link here earlier, I got an invite to playtest it

Midnight Walkers

[sour rivet]

id use that

[cunning bronze]

Oh

[copper vapor]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2795540/The_Midnight_Walkers/

Steam

The Midnight Walkers

<Scavenge, Fight, Escape>

The Midnight Walkers is a hardcore PvPvE FPS zombie extraction game.

You can play in solo or trios mode. You must scavenge for loot to get gear, kill zombies and other survivors, and escape. If you successfully escape, you can craft with materials and buy/sell more powerful equipment, but if you die, you will lose e…

Release Date

Nov 20, 2025

▶ Play video

[teal spade]

if you do the MP5 slap, it'll want to speak to your manager @obsidian sun

[left mantle]

"You're harassing me!"

[pallid sapphire]

@copper vapor the Ai trailer rts has a demo now

[copper vapor]

I sent this here and ppl ignored me

[pallid sapphire]

Will try tomorrow

[teal spade]

"Do you know who I am?!"

[copper vapor]

I know, I mentioned it yesterday

[obsidian sun]

im shrimply better

[copper vapor]

poop role OP

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/rule-number-1-number-1-poop-gif-9204447299940014690

[teal spade]

time to nerf the scotish and take it a way

[teal spade]

[obsidian sun]

[teal spade]

no more poop for you

[real aspen]

he's white now

ha

[obsidian sun]

piss role abuse
im calling the mods

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/customer-service-karen-skboz-st-louis-i-want-to-talk-to-the-manager-gif-17655801

[left mantle]

Holy shit

Grim cleaned youyou

[teal spade]

you're not skaven

stop being racially insensitive

[left mantle]

I saw a man covered in poop no longer covered in poop

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/jordan-mj23-the-last-dance-jordan-smile-jordan-ipad-gif-17313467

[left mantle]

I don't give a fuck if he was some rat

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/mads-mikkelsen-beer-gif-27184572

[proven tundra]

[flat violet]

Bro scared

https://tenor.com/view/mj-michael-jordan-laughing-the-last-dance-happy-gif-17165970

[teal spade]

I sent him furry feet pics

[real aspen]

too many fucking layers

guh

and i have to add MORE

for shading

gah

[flat violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1400484114943180851/thetwinkthatmakesyouangry-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

This gif but with Sab

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

THEY WHITEWASHED BRO

[obsidian sun]

@flat violet give me back my crown

[timid hollow]

Man michigan is putting up a fight

Or rather his ads

[obsidian sun]

go back to the eva retard

621 we need to cook

[timid hollow]

Searched for a few tips online and everyone was just recommending cheese builds

Pussies all of em

[obsidian sun]

what's the cheese build

[timid hollow]

Double Zimmermann shotguns and stuff like that

[obsidian sun]

i found out that shotguns are nuts after thinking they were ass

[sour rivet]

zimmerman my behated

[obsidian sun]

i use the spas

[zealous depot]

[obsidian sun]

because it looks like a spas

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/Deith_Cared/status/1977773291596357766 it has been uploaded

AriesRedLo|comms open| (@Deith_Cared)

Cutie cow for @LesbianReptile!

X · Oct 13, 2025, 4:27 PM

praise be

[sour rivet]

sam jumpscare

[flat violet]

You must be in the thick of it

[sour rivet]

[rocky turtle]

🥰

[timid hollow]

I run an assault rifle, plasma blade and 2 10x rocketlaunchers on shoulders

Assault rifle sadly sucks

[rocky turtle]

i even didnt get to novac and already got 15 lvl that xp perk is too good damn

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/ksi-to-the-pen-gif-744561458069566795

[obsidian sun]

i use the bazooka

it's so fun

[oblique belfry]

wtf

youyou without poop role

alo ?

[sour rivet]

they whitewashed

[rocky turtle]

🍉 time

[proven tundra]

[flat violet]

Broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Come on you can't have every possible emote for the occasion ahahaha

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

italian rat

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

he dont have fnaf rat

[flat violet]

Naaah

[proven tundra]

Or a giraffe

[rocky turtle]

[proven tundra]

There normal Italy

[proven tundra]

[pure compass]

italians or sideways mexicans?

[proven tundra]

Would have posted this guy

But I hear they let non Italians be the pope nowadays

[sour rivet]

next pope will be a big ass robot

trust

[marsh cargo]

But it's not sideways

[proven tundra]

[pure compass]

I got mexicans and hungarians crossed

[marsh cargo]

[proven tundra]

[pure compass]

boutta get abducted by the cartel

[proven tundra]

big-ass robot
Or
big ass-robot

[sour rivet]

both

[proven tundra]

[marsh cargo]

The granny from robots

[rocky turtle]

big shinning metal ass robot

[sour rivet]

exactly

sparter gets it

[pure compass]

Next pope will be 2 anglicans in a robe

[proven tundra]

Ewwwwww

Anglicans

[marsh cargo]

[proven tundra]

[marsh cargo]

Rat gets it
Ewww Anglicans

[proven tundra]

My vote is French Protestant pope

[oblique belfry]

why is bl4 already on sale

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

its been 1 month

since release

[sour rivet]

not much of a sale tbh

still got me thinkin tho

[oblique belfry]

still

20% is 20%

[blazing maple]

empire earth predicted this

[sour rivet]

plannin on playin it with sam so when she gets it i do

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

until then

PAINKILLER GRAHHH

[oblique belfry]

saw gameplay stream on steam page

and it really is darktide / doom esque

[supple lotus]

we have a ghost at home

[sour rivet]

im not getting darktide feels from it

[supple lotus]

[teal spade]

Because they realised people ain't buying it for 70 fucking dollars

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

lemme check somth rq

buh

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

cringe ass tax

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

even microtransaction have it

[proven tundra]

At least it's not 15% like stupid Canada

[sour rivet]

tf

[marsh cargo]

Mex is 16%

[slim magnet]

automod bypass

[oblique belfry]

wtf ?

[slim magnet]

i'm telling blood

[sour rivet]

the gae tax

[teal spade]

shut it Gay lord

[sour rivet]

this is what sam must be paying

[proven tundra]

Even worse

Australian gey tax

[left mantle]

jfc 8.5%?

Disgusting

[teal spade]

I am not constrained by the automod because unlike you I am not a peasant

[proven tundra]

[left mantle]

No, you're just related to pheasants

[teal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/run-bye-bye-cya-later-im-out-gif-17963224

[sour rivet]

before sale it was 75$

[left mantle]

That's still a disgusting sales tax.

[sour rivet]

yup

im not used to it

now lets see what the super deluxe is

[left mantle]

I'm glad I don't live in IL anymore

[left mantle]

I hear it's fuckin 11% over there now

on steam specifically

[flat violet]

Grim will be warned for that automod bypass

[proven tundra]

Highway robbery

[marsh cargo]

[flat violet]

And possibly demoted

[marsh cargo]

Grim punishments for grim

[teal spade]

[proven tundra]

[timid hollow]

WHY DO I HAVE TO FIGHT MY BUDDY

[sour rivet]

YOU PICKED THE WRONG CHOICES

[oak magnet]

competish

[marsh cargo]

[timid hollow]

I WENT AFTER MICHIGAN BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WOULDNT HAVE TO DO THIS THEN

NOOOOO

[slim magnet]

@slim blaze updating the mod worked, now i can select video quality, thanks yellowman

[flat violet]

What game

[marsh cargo]

Ac6

[timid hollow]

Armored Core 6

Oh fuck this

[flat violet]

Assassin's Creed 6?!?

[slim magnet]

animal crossing 6

[timid hollow]

Let me go back, i kill the arqebus guys

Awwwww man fuck this

[marsh cargo]

Nah just do it
You need to anyways

[timid hollow]

:(

[marsh cargo]

Sad for buddy

[timid hollow]

Brb killing my best friend Real quick :(

[marsh cargo]

Fight is peak

[obsidian sun]

stop spoiling it

[sour rivet]

someone please shit on youyou this color is not him

[marsh cargo]

Unbrowned youyou? What is this travesty ?

[obsidian sun]

true

the fucking piss furry

it's always furry retards

[marsh cargo]

Quick throw alot of missinfo in newbies to get browned

[real aspen]

Fml

Just realised the bolt being visible as it is in the ejection port on the gun makes no sense

Mental note to tweak it

[slim magnet]

only retards would complain about shit that looks cool but doesn't work irl

[real aspen]

Then I must be retarded

[flat violet]

What are you even doing

[copper vapor]

aight let's see this zombie apocalypse extraction thing

[real aspen]

Designing a gun for pyrson

[copper vapor]

aight good test

[timid hollow]

BUDDY ESCAPED WOOOOOOOOH

[obsidian sun]

mbo did you play solo ?

[copper vapor]

I matched up with 2 randoms

on the highest difficulty

they lasted 10 seconds

[obsidian sun]

solo is a no go
the bots are dog ass

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/916109980615196692/1237173430248280165/meet_the_sniper.gif

[obsidian sun]

they teleport around and kill everything

[copper vapor]

way better than the teammates I had

also we were 3 players for some reason

instead of 3+1 bot

or 4 players

[obsidian sun]

same

i was 3

me and 2 bots

same thing in the prologue also

[sour rivet]

because its only 3 player coop

[obsidian sun]

lame ass

i was thinking it was a regular fps game

it's fun to play
but cuckblocked by horde shooter coop

[copper vapor]

uh

[sour rivet]

its a boomer shooter my guy

[copper vapor]

midnight walkers forum is full of ppl saying the game has malware

[obsidian sun]

it's a horde shooter

[copper vapor]

not his point

[sour rivet]

are we talkin painkiller or another game i lost the scrip[t

[copper vapor]

he didn't want it to be a regular ol horde shooter like darktide/l4d/kf

[obsidian sun]

the new demo

i wanted more like doom
solo missions

[copper vapor]

coulda sworn it was 4 player

[slim magnet]

jogos
meu deus

[slim magnet]

meu deus caralho,,,

[copper vapor]

sorry momo next time I'll name the folder "games"

[obsidian sun]

yea well you still need bots to play and they aren't that great

[sour rivet]

they're ok

[obsidian sun]

also the page is mostly about the coop

im just dissapointed

not a bad game

[sour rivet]

painkiller game cycle

[copper vapor]

I hope I get brownie points for the next time I misgender you possibly by accident

... possibly

[sour rivet]

im enjoying it

[copper vapor]

I couldn't get a proper feel of the combat loop because my teammates died in 10 seconds

and I had to clear 3 waves by myself

[sour rivet]

i had to clutch the entire soul thing on my own

movement my beloved

[copper vapor]

ok now we're cooking. hopefully.

[copper vapor]

I died because I got stuck in geometry at the end of the 3rd wave

[obsidian sun]

the escort part was ruined by the storm

i couldn't see shit

[sour rivet]

that was a good challenge

[obsidian sun]

also fuck that one guy that removes your dashes

cancer ass bitch

[sour rivet]

fear the wardens

i've seen my teammates get grabbed and die to them several times

[obsidian sun]

warden is kinda easy ngl
his weakspot is massive

[copper vapor]

oh boy another ue5 game

that makes my fans spin at 100% speed on the main menu

uh

[sour rivet]

its-

its not shutting down

[slim magnet]

i just witnessed the most insane water weight drop overnight

[sour rivet]

ITS- ITS NOT

[slim magnet]

almost 10kgs in just water weight

[obsidian sun]

task manager

[copper vapor]

I take back everything bad I said

it has a skip shader button

[slim magnet]

that's ridiculous

[copper vapor]

who peed themselves

[copper vapor]

on the bed

[proven tundra]

That's allot of fluids

[sour rivet]

oh

yeah

[slim magnet]

i have been spamming uhhhhh

what would they call it on gringo

[sour rivet]

savin this

wait sam

i have a gif for you

[slim magnet]

it's like dried grass you drink with hot water

[copper vapor]

wtf it has classes

[obsidian sun]

tea ?

[slim magnet]

no that's leaves

[sour rivet]

thats not a crow

[obsidian sun]

some kind of tea

[blazing maple]

hurry uuuuup

[obsidian sun]

grass are just common leaves

[slim magnet]

it's like straight up dried grass that's very custom of south america in general

really popular particularly in argentina

[sour rivet]

WELL I DIDNT KNOW IF YOU TABBED AWAY OR NOT

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1427131288791285885/1427132989963501609/makesweet-wunx7q.gif

you gotta be

[copper vapor]

JESSE WE HAVE TO COOK

[obsidian sun]

epic fail

[sour rivet]

FUCKING

[proven tundra]

Mate

[sour rivet]

ok

[slim magnet]

oh it's also called mate in english

huh

[obsidian sun]

holy shit homeless kungfu

[proven tundra]

Pyaac was talking about it

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-fu-black-guy-homeless-guy-gif-12306843104510607338

[slim magnet]

yea he's argentinian iirc

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

primary weapon : shovel
100% pick

[blazing maple]

shit gif

wasted my time

feel bad

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123782681147232356/1423459774061871145/4u2rr2izsrsf1.gif

[copper vapor]

say no more fam

[sour rivet]

:(

[blazing maple]

plague of locusts

[sour rivet]

fuck you sam

get WORSE

[copper vapor]

uh.

[slim magnet]

shit is just really fucking good

[blazing maple]

gif I've seen before too

[slim magnet]

i slept on it for my entire life and now i can't stop drinking it

[sour rivet]

fym seen before

did someone else put the beast on the billboard

[proven tundra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376364712260009994/1427354007273476116/AQOLBDQY3H4wwHGkeoIAHQ2vLy4C9mNU_33PErV0WboOl8qzcPYZM3KYcADiVuC6_EDCZ-MGc-sbshZ-bMq601QmYRHDPw-DkU3KTXT9ZVnjew.mp4?ex=68ee8e82&is=68ed3d02&hm=499a59e1d1a93277287662b7a4fc2174e3f255c9c175cbf00cd977834ebbba98&

[sour rivet]

no