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yea
Gotta make the content from bo7 interesting somehow
fork found in kitchen
me when every game has to force Ray tracing on my face by default
well since I feel like shit I guess I can sit here and play some slime rancher 2
that will soothe me
oo slime
slime
ranch
idk why Sam looks like she's getting serious\
i'm serious
didnt think that was a game you like to play
wait nvm my intestines are trying to kill me again brb
GIRL
playing Crispy Critter
I'm shitting so much please help
Fridge Heart
fuck you want me to do
my organs are not okay
Stomach Flu it looks like
ah
it's gonna be a lot of pain for the first few days
slime rancher 1 being only 1 gig
should be good after a month
games used to mean something
👍
@turbid shuttle
drink water
take fiber supplements
shit more losrr
the choices
everyone likes slime rancher
laxatives
i suppose
i have
damn
every other paragraph in this game is "love nature, the world is beautiful, take care of yourself. Our universe is special and we're so lucky to experience its beauty"
i've watched an irishman extort the slimes and collapse the market
hippies
bc2 might be worth it for the memes
has some good humor

(in general)
1 is kinda 
Old man last time said the game isn't worth it, I asked him, ghosted
2 can be pretty peak
2's campaign is a regular ol bf/cod campaign
How can it be an "old" campaign if it's the second in the series
help
oh word
waog cat
I like the yolk slime
can you combine that with a bunny slime
is that 1 or 2
bnuy slime ?
I was chat restricted > got honor lvl 5 after 6 days > got chat restricted again after 1 days
slime rancher 2 has bnuy slimes

and a combo thingmabop from what i saw?

idk they don't produce plorts
or eat
aw
gamba install is killing my ping :(
dont install and play online games at the same time then idort
You're not my dad
yes i am
fake ass bitch
brush yo goddamn teeth
you ain't my dad, he would know I was born with shitty and weak teeth 
damn you must be descendent from a british
I have british cousins so maybe
my condolences
it's better than if I had fr*nch
possibly
at least I can handle alcohol even without being an alcoholic 
we're already in the negatives
watched yellow killing man show in depth video yet again
Just gotta, uh, sail the sea

8 hours.
insane attention span
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Edmund Mcmillen you goddamn madlad
made another unhinged game

also i need them to add achievements
when did i last play 2 anyway
oh
good work yolker
how the fuck
butheythatsjustatheory
yolker
collect more
play smth
hades 
once again my body is a machine that turns information into bullshit
gonna combine a boom slime and honey slime
they're rare af
aw
is that a good idea
probably
hm
actually i think i know what i need to do


perhaps not...

its not that its hard
its just
time consuming
since gatekeepers dont really spawn in super big chunks
this was a great idea
hii chat :3
fantasm
Beatrice's
We have the plorts
hello
ffffuh
I HATE MY BRAIN
this must be what krieg feels like all the time
someone give me a buzzaxe i need to smack myself
12%
is that slime rancher 1 or 2
did bro not see when i said it
Beatrix LeBeau and Harry Dubois should team up
where did you answer
rancher tew
the screenshot was of a yolky slime
I replied to that screenshot asking 1 or 2
"slime rancher 2 has bnuy slimes"

sam choose next campaign
tzeentch
taurox
nurgle
above was me askin if she could combo the yolky with abnuy
I opened the egg by breaking it
nurgle
BEASTMEN
RATTLEGOREEEE
vermintide should just add the beastmen lords
warhammer has rattlegore ?
they're too strong lore wise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl2AR1k743c RATTLEGORE
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marrowgare and rattlegore collab
its like metal gear solid 3
THE PAIN!
bonegore
NO THAT IS NOT NAKED SNAKE
that is poison cobra
hehe
Be me
Drive AA
Shoot flying fucks
Sniper shoot my fren
Be mad at sniper
Drive to their location
Turn sniper into swiss cheese
:)
silence nerd
i'll do higher difficulties when i know how to play better
@blazing maple do you want to be a gorebull again
I broke off a bar of milk chocolate
Melt it
Mix w milk
Lay them out in a tray and then heat it up
I have successfully created a bar of milk chocolate
yeah sure gore is fun
The 🅱️ancient one
potaxio
k

does peeling the banarat hurt it

you monster
no he rat
God, why must DMRs suck so bad
game? 
shit ass bullets
helmet's working 
better/faster to use a bolty
and if you miss the head, pistol
makes no sense to me 
same as the shotgun nerf, so unnecessary
overall they dont feel good
yeah sadly, maybe the later ones I thought get better - but no, they all have the same damage
im still rocking the m433 on support 
it good tho
tried the lmg, didnt feel that great so tried m433 and played that
DAKA
its good 
M&P
I'll post more i guess

This clearly looks like something made after 1911 
i'm not am*rican
acceptable
I mean I'm not either, well "fully" American
But yeah, understandable
the rest 36.9% players aint having a good time 
and even i were (god forbid) i don't think i would have been spending thousands of dollars on plastic and metal toys
sure you would, but what kind of guns 
a rather specific number
whats 100%-63.1%
THE KILLS YOU IDOT
129 copies sold
Top 10 guns I want
We enjoy nods to comics
sorry let me rephrase that
i don't think i would have been spending thousands of dollars on plastic and metal *weapons of murder*

Technically anything can be a weapon of murder
But let's not get into that discussion
@supple lotus what gamemodes have you tried?
almost all of them, but i tend to stick with closed weapons all-out-warfare
Also, banana AK mag
Man just described a modern car, considering how many fucking drive
how was escalation?
Some people should not be behind a wheel on god
i like it, if you have 2 balanced teams the map progression is cool
gets real hectic
i mean they would be a break caliber if they behind a wheel
i would much rather have them behind the steering wheel

I wouldn't tell a difference between em
They got the intelligence of one
imma try it later imma see how the closed weapon is
closed is just better balanced
Oh so you're home

bro fuck offff
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Tl4eGyyzHdQ @green granite
so many bots wtf 
cars provide a pretty sad commentary on humanity. thousands die each year just because we wanna go fast
ah yes. Battlefield.
Me posting guns from the internet and stock images because I'm bored and also I'm a poor sick fuck and can't afford a to own a gun irl and I'm also not American
a game where 5-8 people has kills rest has 0-3
I wouldn’t be so inclined to use them if everything wasn’t 10km away from me
i aint doin to great
mfw beastmen have no armor so i gotta do sieges manually instead of auto resolve
mfw sieges still suck
real
Tummy ache
What the fuck? Anthro human Yuri? Haven't seen that pair before
A Gnaar drifted between the Talos Principle and Serious Sam universes... and paid the price
Sure you didnt accidentally join an Initial Conquest?
I haven't even managed to see a single bot 
idk what the fuck is going on 
same. i would have no problem using public transport if it was actually available
naah just clicked on locked weapons warfare
hahahaha weird
.22 pistols are pretty peak ngl
Wtf was that
Looks like something out of metal gear omg
idk if its yuri she's dragging her to a bath
cause she's a cat
hrothgal player here
she is going to kill her (bath scary)
Stinky
dead game
Is that a FAMAS
no, that's an ak
Fuck I'll get it right next time
Nah it's an AT-4 duh

is that a gun
I think thats a ray gun
nice spoon
See how much it resembles the AT-4
revive me NOW... i.. have a ray gun.
Its clearly an M1895 gatling
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Speaking of pistols
I had a lot of fun shooting the H&K Mark 23
It's ridiculously soft shooting
Barely feels like a 9mm
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I get why people idolize it so much after actually using it
i watched a dude clean one of those on stream
Zach Hazard cleans some guns, goes on ADHD rants, and talks to chat.
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0:00 Beretta...
fun time
Zack my goat?
Going from a Glock 19 to Mk. 23 is like going from a recoiling rock to a surgical tool
the creature is finally mine

you know it

been watching him and mike for years at this point so
oh thank fuck 
Love their camp fire stories
yeah classics
Also, I'll say it again, Old guns are bitches to maintain
the gun rants are fun too
I still have never tried an intermediary cartridge rifle
I've basically only been shooting .308 and .30-06
I wanna try a .223
My first intermediate cartridge i fired was 5.45
Is this a better language for you? (Joke)
Yeah, everyone in my school had a gun in their back pack
oh yeah
Some people think I'm insane when I say this but it's not all that exciting after the first ten times
I find using most kinds of guns in games is a lot more fun than using them irl
i think thats meant to be illegal there
i feel like the majority of the fun would come from buying new ones and stuff for them rather than the actual use
Good thing I'm not under 18 anymore and I've been out of school for 13 years
consoom
Yea probably
When you get used to the recoil impulse and whatnot it's way less "woah" and way more trying to hit accurately and train with that sort of thing
You lose the "holy shit" feeling of it
So basically collectors?
has the well in games you dont really burn your hands if brass falls on them
i suppose it wears off after a while that youre using a tool tailor made to end life
I dunno...this one doesn't look like it's made to end a life
The life creator 
no it does it just comes with a tbag feature
I guess it just lost the mythological "cool" status for me after actually using them irl
It feels crazy to fire a high caliber rifle in a video game and has all of these cool effects
irl it's often just...
Yeah it just digs in ya after you get shot
"thwoop" and you get pushed back a little
Only gun I had trouble shooting was the wrist breaker 5000
And trying to actually get a proper sight picture when your glasses keep trying to fall off
id like to hunt game at some point in my life but i dont think itd be worth doing if im not in a position where i need to do it to survive
killing for the sake of it is murder, killing for the sake of living is survival
It's generally something that's needed in countries with a lot of wild animals
Overpopulation of a certain sort threatens to ruin the ecosystem, hunters come in to equalize
And you can make wild hare tacos afterwards
fucker
I mean I hunt from time to time to save on cash and gas so I don't gotta drive 50 miles to the nearest grocery store
Throw them into the boom honey chamber
i mean yeah 50 miles to a store id say is in a position where its needed
no they'll explode and then the Tarr will spawn
FUCK BOAR'S
and if its a threat to society then its just how it has to go
bro lives in the middle of fuck all
but i dont like it when rich dudes go overseas to hunt in random other countries for the sake of killing something rare and stuff like that
People who made fun of that "10-30 wild hogs" post have not seen a place full of wild hogs
It gets ridiculous...
Blow them up too
Depends where I'm staying, either Florida or fuck all Oklahoma

Genuinely making me lose hundreds of dollars of crops in a single night
wtf is my matchmaking tonight
So watching third season of alone (Survival tv show). The final dude won not because he is great - but because he arrived fat. So he lost 70 lbs while most others lost 40 at most and were pulled
The hibernation tech 
vs seasons before that where top dudes legit lived there and could continue
Like not to shit on the guy, but that is how it looks lmao
my dude i rooted for was so amazing long-term he forgot to eat short term
also pulled for body weight being too low
meanwhile he had many buckets of smoked fish
Kinda fucked to not give him two extra weeks and tell him to eat it and then check again if he had it all prepped already
Or something like that
Not that simple
- Health danger being that low on mass
I combined the tanuki with vine slime
- To recover health you need more than just eating. at that point it is a medical risk
now they're peak up to no good
he needs complex diet
I thought the show was more controlled than that
That makes sense then
Unfortunate anyway
well at least it wasnt all for nothing 
I picked my survival shows to be the least show-like
meaning no or minimal intervention
smug motherfuckers
at one point dude was dropped into the middle of bear town
:3
just from the start
Scary
why are they so smug
cuz theyre swag
i think they need to explode
i think so too
waw
wiw
wlw
they become smug when full. If you feed them more than that they produce no plorts and might break out
wuluhwuh
Sesbian lex
say gex
certified "probably not lyming"
why would i be lyming, im like so awesome compared
what do you think about free will
i got the bird seal of approval
this is never enough proof
FAKEEE

hahahaha
the first time i spoke properly in server was during game awards where me and falco yapped about mafia and some other games
do you think lyming could hold an actual conversation like that
because i dont
i mean there was a time the free will talk went in a circle for about an hour
was it like a situation where he wouldnt accept he was wrong for like an hour tho
not without mentioning dmt
yea
FUCKING FATSHART FIX YOUR SERVERS
doesnt count then
nooo. 20$ cosmetic :)
"To bad they proved free will is fake" bro musta been on the dmt he wished to be on all the fuckin time
lyming was strange im glad he got banned
twice
he posted just random gore
took too long the first time
whats a dmt
was overall strange, was weird around girls
real lmao
the medicine drug
they wont fix them ever i swear
only stupid people use the medicine drug you are stupid
i tried the stupid drug

YOU ARE A BLACK MAN
Hallucinogenic

this vexes me
You are lupus
Impossible
no its never a lupus
its never lupus
Oh cool, what did I come back too?
ik house is a meme now but the show is genuinely amazing
House
i made this voice over, which was a dub of someone else VO. the gif is really old though. unfortunately i unlsited this video after i made cause i was doing other things, but i honestly didnt realize it blew up on someone else's channel.
inspiration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqT1UHI6JKQ&ab_channel=MKN
i remember watching it a few years back
that is not a doctor
I bet he could buy a diploma tho
he cant himself, his robots can
I mean, he is literally a tomato so I dunno how he's gonna use it
he's a raisin
I bet I can find ppl in 2042
shorter life than concord
f
you're cursed
do I still have it installed
I do not 
bearer of the curse
Seek
Seek
lest

the best souls game
why doesnt taurox just cover his only weakness
is he stupid
just sayin
yes
aw
is that a total war
i bought three kingdoms yesterday
yes
I may be slightly adicted to kenshi now 
LMAO
my skaven reinforcements are taking fucking forever
SKAVEN 
hold me naow
ow
he did well

@static axle finally managed to complete a mission at hunter paradise 
then the game crashed 
probably
great-glorious victory for the skavenkind
FINALLY
does the map reset from time to time? all control points turned neutral suddenly

might be a different server or other peeps captured them
probably server reset
now time to rebuild my m4 with the acog and the IR laser
and lose it in my first outing
stop hurtging him

funny thing is the map shows the control points as 'neutral'
so I went into one thinking there wouldn't be anyone there, since neutral probably meant empty
but it wasn't
almost died to the low tier goons because I ran directly at them
finding that any place I want to go to ever is a 2 minute walk from my local train station stop is insane
wym I can go to a doctor so quickly
fuck cars, redlights are for suckers

i fucking hate this game
i fucking take hephaestus keepsake just to spawn his boon
BUT NOPE
aus has free healthcare too yes?
not free but public healthcare
hm
how do I get this suppressor to work on the m4
the other supressor I had (and lost) was a different one 
buh
Sorry nvm
I mean depends which mods
fucking supergiants testing me
Are they in this game
Uh...I think?
The weapon modifications too
Haven't played Gamma in a year
im just gonna assume its just better than america's
But that ain't the M4 Benelli btw
Not a Glock 18
It's it's older cousin
FINALLY
I want the younger one 👁️
It should be in the game
Ask #╟🔰☢newbies-chat
I think that's a better place
did you ever do alt+f4 in hades midrun @sour rivet
no
shite
why
i didn't get duo boon from zeus / apollo even tho i fucking used 7 dices
and if i alt+f4 does it restart the room
its either restarts room or back at last checkpoint

just use the quit button like a normal person bruyh
i cannot after i select boon
thats why i asked
otherwise i know quit works
n e v e r m i n d
fucking devs

@left mantle 
sir is your fps ok
my gender doctor works at the gaeyest place imaganable
"Stonewall medical clinic" oh im sure
i love that
not its not 
"gender doctor"
i got a gp and a gp
General practioner and
Gender Person
can you get a general gender person

Collateral!
no that's too much doctor for 1 person
is he ok
not enough
he is getting vitamin D
more doctor= faster heal from sick

hes not ok
this could've been a speedrun run cuz i had 50% sprint speed and 26% dodge chance with apollo lunar ray that has 3 beams boon 
bro fucking melted
doge stop cheating
give me artemis/apollo duo boon where they just sing while i fight
damn and i thought this run was not a good one regarding prophecies
4 done
2 duo / 1 legendary boon left

no!
then we get paid
WHY ARE THEY FUCKED AGAIN
when are they aren't ? 
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wtf
NOOOOOOOO
trianq commited a murder
ah yeah I saw that on my timeline
wahhhhhh
okay is that a crime?
MY PING HAD NO PURPOSE
call a cop
he killed the bell beast
that's not murder its animal abuse
a most heinous one
fuck no im in america they are more likely to kill ME
wow
you're a white male
mf
i also have a mental disability
just mask real hard
hotline miami

i have the exact gif fav'd
i love the kcd2 rabbit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love these lil fuckin idiots
you know what else i love ?
bro
https://fixvx.com/foggysart/status/1976705222631412011 does this to you
yeah
yeah im just gonna do this to you sam
bro
fuck is wrong with this link
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There we go
ok ay you win
you get the last laugh
victory for you
+1 last laugh point
yayyyy
final say is yours
❤️
goodbye
get well soon
i need to figure out how to make a better version of this gif cuz good god
dont see an issue with it
wait a second 
you cant just cover the whole background with her pfp
would make it weird
dis betah
trust
her last pic worked better cuz it was already white
yes
makes sense
i like all of em :)
she has her own pfp makers
thats because she has money
i give money to eastern europeans and they slave away at the art mines for weeks
what would you make if you had money
i have no idea
imagine a burger
ok
there you go
that cow has a bra
there'sa sam in my burger
if she's paying eastern europeans, there's no need to be rich
you'll never guess what's behind the blouse
TITTIES
GOOD LORD
rude
OOOHHH MYYY GOOOOOD
proo-

i mean I spent 200$ on this pic so I'd say worth
glory to slavs
It's just the truth

anatomy of a......uhh humancow ?
which makes it even ruder
all her eye color
gone
..w. what.. what did you say? booba? in my offtopic? is this iedy? what the balls
Get over it. I'm used to hearing the truth of stupid shit enough 
wher vid
what the helly
to actually answer your question prob commission my dude once pyr gets his sketch out
its never happening
he knows whats gonna happen if he don
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true
damn you just bought someone's whole house
have a nyx
S
did someone say nyx
NYX NYX NYX

NYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNXYNXNYXNYXNXYNXYNYXNYXNXYXNYXNYXNXYNYXNXN
NYX
I DONT UNDERSTAND
NYX NYX NYX NYX NYX
SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP
i know some of you mfs would commit atrocities to have her 
no
you included
nah not really
I don't have mommy issues

the arcana by which all is revealed
I played too much hades I no longer find her sexually appealing. She's only motherly to me
nemesis
she IS a mother
menesis
so it makes sense
... nyx?
jealous older sibling
yeah I'd fuck the shit outta her daughters don't get me wrong
or they to me
i'm not picky
either way

uh
not her
ok???
explain this nyx and you may continue


there is nothing to explain
it's simply nyx
ok but where they from
atomic hearth?
ya
im going to shit
careful you don't step in it
if i had a ruble every time atomic heart was horny for no reason i would have been a millionaire
goodnight chat its time to put to the test whether i shouldve gone hospital after hitting my head or not
do not
You could buy a whole loaf of rye bread with that 
whyte girl
nyxphant
they are everywhere
my influence
i destroy your mixes with my music
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VISIONS
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Released on: 2023-01-05
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Composer, Lyricist: Brian Grayson Sanders
Composer, Lyricist, Producer: Kevin Breton
Producer: Safari Riot
Composer Lyricist: Brian Grayson Sanders
Composer Lyricist: K...
i destroy sams timeline with my shit
i shall destroy yours with valorant music
-# i actually really like it its really good
not if i dont open it in youtube
nyx nyx nyx nyx
left
no seriously sol means left in turkish 
and sun in latin?
didn't know that
🤔
WHO ARE YOU
means sun in pt and sp
LEFT
KÖTÜ ADAM
WHY ARE YOU
nyx
it's fucking Nyx!!!
its nyx
wow nostalgic.
but also fuck is wrong with you
it might be nyx

Good luck with zoning @copper vapor
just like a raccoon being flung when they chop down a tree
Misa 
zoning?











