#╟❓general-offtopic
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Ah
the astartes godwyn/cawls do
The baby one
but the human locke bolter doesnt
its .75
neither does the godwyn-branx pistol
its .75 too
even if it looks like a godwyn

i hate how the bolt pistol looks
i love how it's animated
but man
it's just a brick
yep
but its a brick you can hit someone over the head with
i like hitting them then shooting them
its so fun
literally a 1, 2 combo of fuck you
False alarm, cat is fine
just busted a move?
then left?
no vomit?

cats always put it in reverse and start jammin out before puking out a dead rat or smth

It's just zoom'o'clock for her
i wish i looked like the heavy pistol from glorp marine 2
That's the new primaris heavy bolt pistol
i mean then it would barely be a pistol
cawl pattern yeah
same as godwyn, but better
but yeah the heavy bolt pistol is the size of the locke bolter mate

well then yeah i guess
but it would be really fucking heavy
even downsized
its like 2x as long almost
as the regular one
might be a good time to make a flan pudding
true
it's been 10 years 😭
thats piss all
in 40k time 10 years is like a month lmao

2 weeks even
yeah
i mean in real life
oh that doesnt mean anything

irl time means nothing
i mean the first ventris books were made in the 2000s yet it was set in M41
when the leviathan tyranids showed up
and then the heresy books were made through out the last 10ish years
or whatever
two missions done
I'm running out of storage.
all these backpacks and rigs and whatnot are full of other stuff
containerception
the icons have that weird glossiness like in [REDACTED] 2
thank you sabuuchi for reporting the anti linux agenda
oh no it's beginning
ooh the rasal campaign

two more missions in the "Hunter's Paradise" area
neither of them will be enough to upgrade my rep with the traders giving them
just 2 and a half years and they'll invade Rasalhague 
im sure they will hold 
that shot to the knee was the only hit I took this raid 
pic of bugs
now to sleep i go
boog

what ya playin
yet again I'm about to unlock a mission to kill 20 enemies at the hunter's paradise area
after already doing 3 missions there and already killing a bunch
gray zone warfare
damn now u not gonna be a traveler anymore 

who beat who? 
unlucky
because she's geared like a tank lmao
Did I hear bugs

🖊️ 🔥
What the fuck?
GET UP WAKE UP GET OUT THERE
They don't know, we're about to be fighting for our life against a vastly superior force
pick one
right i guess

bow guy
i shoot people in knees now

also how does one stun 40 enemies and kill them in 10 seconds?
i mean im 90% sure i can use relic blade
im just not sure if i can find a big enough group of enemies
usually people just murder them too fast
i did all the difficult penances in the mortis trials
nah its not that hard i dont think
its just hurl like 3 nades out there
and then just slash through
since the 10 second timer only applies once you start killing
so you can toss nades, switch to blade, charge it, then use the uhh chastise the wicked ability
and profit
because augmented CTW gives 20% attack speed boost
i think i have it covered
gonna try tmr
the influence
AW BABY WE GOT A TIMBYWOLF
Unfortunately they alpha'd my corsair on the last wave HARD
4 clanners dropped and they all targeted my poor side torso
And thanks to the XL Engine the side torso popping killed me
hey it's me
what's the full comment i'm curious
@oblique belfry
SHGSDFJDG
Yeehaw
nice high beams bro, do you wanna see an unregistered firearm?
Nice highbeams bro, you can now see me pit manouver you with such clarity

all senior devs leaving stating they'll explain at a later date
its 100% about microsoft pushing ai
siiiiiiiigh
from cortana
no
never trust AI
just make a campaign where I can be a grunt or jackal or whatever
we got halo reach mod
its the world of warcraft post
It's just ZOMBIES
OH MY GOOOOOOO
When the fajitas are sizzling
IM STUCK IN THE OVEN!!!
It's just a storm, dick, sit down.
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i can't believe arby's exists in the invincible universe 
the meats
ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLO-
oh my fucking god
its over
its so over
invincible got that
Here we go
@sick trail german shrooms are perfected
THE SHROOMENSPORENSPREADEN
Frame gen always being on kept messing me up
Do you have reflex on?
I have no idea
If you do then yes you do have frame gen on
137 without frame gen
Thank god for repair bays
Truly peak menu performance
in game is around 110 - 130
UE5 slop could never
I wish battlefield 6 had customizable operators
It does
instead of the pre-made stuff that everyone's complaining about
some people complain about free customization of BFV so I think they stopped from there
10 dolla dlc
Season pass dlc*
yeah but not even a gender selection is rough
subreddit is complaining about hearing too many women in matches
EA gave many players gender dysphoria by forcing them to play as women
truly the woke agenda is working well
Fucking woke agenda took my M27 IAR's actual name
the woke took my bones

huh
It's called the DRS IAR
https://x.com/kellengoff/status/1976823199804670430 wait a second...
oh my god... fiddlesticks...
it him
hes been voicing him since sister location
oh my god the name is actually fake
he is fredward fazbearington

me when gun manufacturers ask game companies to pay 5% of their budget just so they can put their name on the game
thing is
M27 IAR is not even copyright
military weapon designation cannot be copyrighted
oh
the devs probably trynna play it safe 
I remembered when Glock sent a cease and desist letter to roblox because a game put their guns in it
well yeh
because Deadline called it Glock
and their game use Glock's logo on the gun texture
ngl i think that names dont matter
if you can tell what it is, and the name isnt 2 miles off
its ok
Speaking of pistols why the hell does bf6 only have like 1 and a half pistols
you wont but company does
g*mers fucking love whining though
as long as they don't do the COD route and they change the design of the whole gun
Cod guns are disgusting
twice
they made the same mistake twice
and Black Ops 7
next they're gonna take the Valve route and give the shotguns 2 fire modes or some shit LMAO
ok but Half Life was never tried to be real in the first place
but that's fun
It. Seems. You Caught. Ligma. Mr Freeman.
Also it's a rifle in the LMG category ughm what
huh interesting
unlocking M27 IAR next 
at lvl 10 i can give you the knowledge for infinite points
you unlock the scout drone and scouting gives so many points, nobody looks up for the drone, TheeNegotiator got 1st place with 0/0/96 assists or shit

Welcome back, Sensor Grenade from 2042
FPV Drone when 
why cant the gun companies just be like "yeah sure use our guns in your games no prob" it's basically free advertisement
fake names dont bother me but the reason for them does a little
MP5 MY BELOVED 
blame the people who complained about game causes violence
it's not the game dev fault
exhibit A: me whinging about the silent trappers in darktide
(theyre bugged and im annoyed)

not like i can do anything but be more vigilant
Sucks how video games cause WW1 and 2 if only they hadn't been invented
no no you dont get it, chess caused that
every patch they keep breaking the poor flamer guy
the who?

i never really notice flamers i just kinda lop their heads off
Tox Flamers
me yapping about nothing ^
well for some reason tox flamers are never mute but regular flamers keep loosing their ability to speak
i never hear either of them over the dogs/mutants XD
so i just kinda... kill them when i see them
the solution to flamers is F + Mouse3 + left click
as zealot at least
@static axle
Way of the hunter.
Hunting Game
Super Deer Hunter Bros on the Nintendo
are they less pay to play than hcotw?
because call of the wild is bad for that
It has dlcs, but it's not as bad as cotw.
also do the animals have ragdoll?
They do.
or is it like cotw where they kinda just go limp
i remember cotw they dont actually ragdoll, they just lose momentum instantly and kinda... drop?
oh thats cool
maybe i get that
but rn im getting arbites later XD
its first on the list of things to buy
Arcade game, nothing in it has any semblance of realism.
yeah i noticed
so way of the hunter has more realism?
And, it's just plain fucking boring. Lol.
at least to some extent?
Yeah, definitely.
oh, so proper shot placement folds them instantly?
Imo it's the second most realistic hunting game on the market. More or less.
Hard to get that but yeah.
You have to really know shot placement.
thats fair
If you're under 200 yards, double lung is an instant drop now.
theres lots of bones and stuff that can throw off a good shot
After 8 years of updates that game keeps getting worse.
I KNOW
i dont get it
the only time the weapons actually felt effective
was when i just started shooting EVERYTHING with .338
It baffles me that they can't recreate their previous hunting game which is the best on the market.
Classic, yeah.
but i wanna try way of the hunter
this blessing rocks
whats it for?
Certain aspects, way of the hunter is more realistic than classic. And in some classic is more realistic than woth.
ogryn bonk
i mean power maul kinda sucks anyways but at least it has something going now
my favorite blessing is the overload one i think?
the one for relic blade
removes 20% heat and causes a small explostion at 100% heat
no idea if its best, but i love it
See, you should be able to use the .338 on medium sized deer. But you can't, because for whatever fucking reason it's unethical?
yeah no idea why
i just did it because i had like 120k and i already had the gun
so i just bought loads of ammo and started blasting shit

I and many others use big game cartridges on whitetail all the time, it makes no sense why they make it seem like .338 is beyond overkill.
before i uninstalled
car
The economy is also dogshit, lmao.
It's like 100 gigs rn.
Timethetatman in red dead online.
i always found it funny
about how it BASHES skulls
even though its used as a "Less than lethal"
turns heads into mulch
as well as lethal
in some cases
its purpose is to keep rioters in check
yet its used as a bludgeon
still fun
(i need arbites)
anyone feel like buying me arbites? 

Me and bro
i am actively able to buy it
i just dont want to and im trying to not pay for things rn
save moneys
so its just gotta wait for now
@quiet abyss 
gm atrox
it's too expensive for just 1 class tbh
i think i need another hobby
yeah 15 dollar
here at least
bullshit imo
should be 8 dollar
or 10
no more
but it is what it is

it should be 10 dollar
YEAH OKAY GOOD MORNING

but its 17 dollar in aussieland
@blazing maple @wet lantern @hexed kernel @pallid sapphire gm
gm
gm Iv
Oh yeah.
anyways, i will be opening an arbites gofundme because if i buy it i will be in shambles
15 dollars is too much

add me on steam and we can maybe play sometime if you want
i will when im on my pc
yay
rn im on my phone in the basement watching supernatural
sweet
pc is 2 floors up with the sleepers of my house
losers are sleeping at 3:47
weaklings

yeah we need to make a deal with the mods to remove the fridge in exchange for yup back
we need him back

I don't understand the context behind adding the fridge, I don't really even want to learn it, it's funnier that way
we need PepePregnantMan @frozen void
you need God
Just got out of Kyoto station, japanese truly is living in 2025


best i can do is aga
@frozen void gooning?
We dont goon , at best we appreciate female form
oh shit wrong rabbit meme 
here we go
Oughhhhh I hink Lettuce
alright alright 
good heavens
wait what
I thought its releasing in december
character development
15th nov
this channel is so ass

omg haiiii
haii
Why is Azu again
@green granite congrats on your Glock suddenly getting it's value doubled or tripled 
https://x.com/467Doggo/status/1976809964703523171 Bugs after you spray them with a can of RAID
spierdalaj kurwiu
who's they
people
the creatures in his walls
What do you mean by "slime" asmongold
the ancient truce is no longer upheld 
slime = kill
Ah
Nickelodeon slime shower
How come
Ain't the glock ban got signed on recently?
maybe
God damn it Azu
Relatable
daddies is there a way to let the technician repair weapons and armor again

In what game? 
What game 
damn that steak is good
what the fuck is a gatorclaw
stalker gamma daddy what else
!topic
@grand lagoon
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)
wait mb yeah just realized
like deathclaw but a croc
i have a sense of deja vu here 
did they rip off HISHE?
bro is in the swamps from [redacted] at night!
looks like super cafe skit
monkey 
god i love minigun 
does it actually deal damage
yeap
nice
its fkn slaughtermachine
still dont get why they made f4 minigun so ass
then again f4 damage and health values are all over the place
@rocky turtle
that minigun i got is unic version its fucking fast and if u load it with ap ammo its basically can kill everything very fast
and i didnt even got any perks that buff big guns 
cause they give you one in the first 30 minutes and don't know how to balance it
if it was something you got like 8 hours in it'd be better
get OUt of my head
Played wot today and first battle was a mastery class

Good morning chatters
omg haii
holy AM rifle with that perk is gonna be a beast

I deleted my 15year old account a while ago
Never looked back
Rip
I've been having fun playing platoons with peeps from here
Would never go back to solo
Could have at least sold it or something
You can only stand to see a game you once loved, get destroyed year after year by the devs
no no no no wait wait wait
I've always had a hate/hate relationship with wot
Gmm
haii
Hiii
I passed out at 7pm after smoking too much
I left best friend (pookie) on read
Cant believe this
Just spent 16 hours on BF6.
Yeah like dandelions n shit
I am loving this game so far.
woah
i have this uhh unknown strain, whatever it was it made quick work of me
This one probably named untamed gorilla ass or sumn

ah yes, my favourite
right after Donkey Dick
My dad smoked one once literally called dogshit

jaggi
I'll start playing bf6 in a bit - finally multiplayer 
How was the campaign? 

Not spawning enemies, absolutely zero buildup to emotional scenes, those turret sections and ammo over there
amazing campaign
"we gotta be sneaky and not raise alarm"
"AMMO OVER THERE!!!!"

I shall get 6 soon
Multiplayer must be better
multi is peak
Got some errands to run first
i am also looking forward to all the user created stuff
No idea if it's gonna top battlefield 3, 4 and 1
already saw old maps re-created
Oh yeah, battlefield portal or whatever its called?
i unno
From what I've read, the campaign was dumped about a year before release and was made from scratch by another team, so it kinda makes sense why it sucks ass
i will buy Bf6 later on
or never
priorities are shit
Wedding drained my funds
i will #╟❓general-offtopic message @oblique belfry
Hit me up if you really want it 
i really want it 
i have a question for bf6 owners, can engineer carry both at and aa rockets as in beta ?

Damn bro, gotta wait for that paycheck first 
Expecting modesty from a german

my paycheck is gonna get fucked by the state cause taxes
got into another tax grade with my marriage
now they fuck me more for actualy having my own family
i need to make children to get unfucked.But then i have costs of raising a child which fucks me double
happy marriage? happy wedding? however you say that
the duality
yeah that was like 3 weeks ago but thanks 😄
still fresh
Blood sayed he might be buying me BF6 as a gift but i dont take that stuff for granted
Do it like you-know-who, live off the benefits 
Wawa
xD
Awawa
Wawa is the sound my cat makes when he wants food
Awawawa
My strays hiss at eachother when I bring the pot to the feeder
@copper vapor bethesda enviromental storytelling moment № 2
trynna be nonchalant about their hunger but they keep fawning
i gently open the door
no thoughts

peepaw

good mittag
Jaggi dead
Seltas dead
seltas was much easier
It didn't have self preservation since it was a bug and didn't run away
jaggi kept fucking off and sending his goons after me
Thats a buffalo not a cow
just call it mammy and daddy
Pepaw
the reality of Iedies dating life
i think you need more hours to win them
priorities
hopefully he doesnt learn a third dance in that time
he is doing the drake
20 minutes til minced meat,leek cream soup
mmmh ya i could go for some food
I want some
Shepperd's pie maybe
My friend needs his xbox back tommorow
So i can play bf6 the whole day
But i have the urge to play Armored core
My brain crumbles in Front of this decision
ac
Hmm
ac
My girl just roasted me so badly that i couldn't do anything but concede and acknowledge that grandiose feat
I've created a monster
Flip a coin. Whatever you actually want will manifest the moment the coin is in the air
Then pick whatever you wanted during that moment
Yes
Tails
AH FUCK
Easiest life hack in the world
And tommorow i gonna make a cozy sunday and kill people in a giant war machine
DA FAQ U MEAN IM ON FKN SWAMPS ALO
Why you playing on an xbox anyways
Because my PC is a potatoe
Gamma runs on everything with right settings
!topic
@fallen ruin
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)
You just outed yourself as someone that holds a pen with his whole hand
Skom did you play the newer Cods?
If yes, how Bad is bf campaign compared to them
nope, i only played the old MW and that's it
Aww
Are the missions cool and just the writing is ass or is everything ass
mmmh... i found it to be very uninspired, basic
greyname yaps a lot, dont they
So they just made a Story Mode to have a Story Mode i guess

yeah iirc it was done very late, like a year of dev
stfu

@fallen ruin (quietcricket.) has been muted for 10 minutes for reason: try mye
Lmao
anyway - yeah its a 6-7 hour, uninspired slopfest with terrible writing, nothing is unique or inspired
and lots of weird little bugs

Could they make a worse villain?
Like literally
i play them and have fun as i create content from it
but thats rly all i can say positively
That scene near the electric horse theme park thingy
Where the guy beats you up
And your friend was like 4 meters away?
its bf6 campaigh? 
skom in a good mood today I see
mean irish man
hahahaha
How did I get 20 savior kills while only getting 19 normal kills 
Also
One thing about modern gaming
I have yet to see a military helicopter flight in which the helicopter doesnt crash
Literally every single helicopter didnt land properly
holdon, making a clip that sums up the feel of the campaign
with some bird milk too
Lmaooo
double yum

kill yourself
Literally
I fucking love saints row 2022 campaign, even though I only played the first mission
-# we aint got much time, stay down and be quie-
AMMO OVA' THERE!!!!!
and this happens all the time

they even call out ammo 2 rooms further ahead through 2 cutscenes and a locked door
Not even the ammo over there
"Lets be sneaky" LIGHTS UP THE WHOLE DARK AREA WITH 4 FLASHLIGHTS
yeah
Waiting for the lady to bleed out while she repeats the same lines was funny too lmao
Sam fisher would get a stroke
Where is a new splinter cell
just blind the enemies
Where
companions bleed out on the floor, if you walk one more inch away from then "you're a life saver" and they back
I keep forgetting yall are regular people and not just funny text that appears
I once watched skom painting wh models
AMMO OVER THERE
But i got bored after 3 minutes because im an adhd kid :)
It is time
nothing beats taking a shit while saving the president of the USA
I watched those for the music 
its hilarious to think a highly trained dude sitting on a covered toilet and shitting his pants lmao
Its a big pott
Caught me offguard when skom said something during my rimworld playthrough 
Is this Käselauch creme
Jaaaa
never
Geil
He just a goofy chicken
so many mods releasing day by day but still nothing better than the tramp stamp mod
they made the tramp stamp mod for the remake
anyway I'm going out to lunch tomorrow so i'm going to bed early
gn chat
yeah but this is far more tasteful
damn
cat ears are an in game item you get for doing professional s rank
gives you infinite ammo
Does anyone elses eyes just randomly not focus sometimes
I can also slather caviar on a nice high quality grilled cheese, but the grilled cheese on its own has a certain elegance
i can do that at will
often do it when writing
helps me focus
...by unfocusing
only problem with mine is that I have to wear glasses or I have to manually change focus distance lmao
Im wearing my glasses rn
Just cant focus on my phone screen
I have an announcement
Everything else is fine
Gnn
what was the july for then
guh
fucking procrastinators
gn
it's for lazier queer people
procrastinators
smh

Yes

All from the same run. So you can get more than 1 spectrum chest a run
!topic
@oblique kelp
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)
too dense to read
Oh its that guy from earlier
must be
grilled chicken time 
Make it 11 minutes next time,that will teach him
🫡
HANG HIM NOW!!
depends
that looks stalker related, ban him
ur prolly a clanker..
Your both clankers
you"re
yeehaw!
ima yee your haw 😉
Würde mich nich wundern wenns beides der selbe ist
i like getti g wild
i got shit to do see ya ban messages later
Im my own person dw
the fuck is happening today
it aint their turn on the xbox yet, mommy said no
anyway, they can stay were this retardation belongs
all we lack for the full moon is stretcher coming back
Its well trained too, banned a guy here for borderlands 4 footage 
rightly so
oh so now im just some guy 
Shit my bad Väinö















