╟❓general-offtopic

[rocky turtle]

yes

bro its 1500 mods modpack figure it out

[subtle sage]

Zamn I was asleep

[oak magnet]

honer

[blazing maple]

4 different flavours of fucked up

[rocky turtle]

WHAT A THRILL

HOOOORSE EATER

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/Julia_CaSsian/status/1976705778196128078

Julia (@Julia_CaSsian)

All i wanted to do was to play the Battlefield 6 release as medic and have fun, got sniped into a game breaking bug instead. Just a warning for other players

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 10, 2025, 5:45 PM

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

I confirm, getting a fatal headshot from a recon now performs an express installation of Skyrim and forces you into it

[sour rivet]

aw shucks

[timber oxide]

[sour rivet]

I JUST REFRESHED IT SO I CAN REMOVE THE PREMIERE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN 2 HOU- actually this is a normal length now that i think about it

YOOOO?

[green granite]

Honse postin?

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/AgnesTakion1/status/1976407513026502748

the real Agnes Tachyon (@AgnesTakion1)

https://t.co/Sh0niQStAZ

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vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Oct 9, 2025, 10:00 PM

[proven tundra]

I'm gonna be so fat this weekend

Too lazy to take a picture of the cheesecake

[sour rivet]

gib me some

[rocky turtle]

fatass rat soon

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

[zealous depot]

[proven tundra]

Linzer, white chocolate mocha, or peanut butter chocolate chip

[proven tundra]

[hexed kernel]

you?

[sour rivet]

dis

[proven tundra]

[proven tundra]

White chocolate mocha

Good choice

[sour rivet]

let us commence forth

https://tenor.com/view/big-chungus-eating-watermelon-gif-15291020

[quiet abyss]

Lettuce begin

[forest acorn]

@zealous depot @rocky turtle

hi fellas

[rocky turtle]

Hi El Frodo

[green granite]

Play Battlefield 6

[forest acorn]

buy it for me

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

[forest acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-slides-table-funny-gif-6367194956862531950

my job is runescape

[blazing maple]

how's battlefield 6 chat

[sour rivet]

absolutely terrible
(i dont have it)

[sour rivet]

bad job

[rocky turtle]

(me too)

[forest acorn]

[sour rivet]

dun want it either way

[timid hollow]

I got Gifted a bond a few days ago!

Im now a member :)

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

dont want too really
open weapons is cringe

[timid hollow]

Its solid

[sour rivet]

also ea game day 1 bad idea

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/solid-snake-metal-gear-solid-metal-gear-mgs-fortnite-gif-17881301427555406565

[marsh cargo]

yep

[timid hollow]

Only Bug i saw yet was the ragdolls flying around like crazy

But thats funny

[copper vapor]

huh. that's not showing for me

[zealous depot]

What does this mean btw, like all classes can use all weapons?

[marsh cargo]

yep

[sour rivet]

yeah

[rocky turtle]

EW

[copper vapor]

yup

[rocky turtle]

0/10

[copper vapor]

open weapons is the best thing they could've done

otherwise your favorite kit might get locked with a shitty weapon class

medics in bc2 with lmgs

[timid hollow]

I like how its done in bf4

But it basically forced me to become an engi Main, which i neve really did

Now i repair Tanks and destroy Tanks like a pro

[hexed kernel]

familiar face

[copper vapor]

[arctic flicker]

https://youtu.be/Xg8aWV14vSs?si=P1hOGJqCFmreMqoa

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry

[rocky turtle]

drunkass

[arctic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/pretty-sure-mark-grayson-maybe-yes-invincible-gif-20907699

[hexed kernel]

we have discovered mounts

(aka i remembered how that mod is called)

[sour rivet]

woaw

[static axle]

Engi good

Engi make bad driving and flying things go boom

[supple lotus]

AHAHAHAHAHA what a fucking stinky turd of a campaign

god that was shit, i loved it

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

Now play the actual game

[oblique belfry]

[supple lotus]

I will, now that I'm free

[uneven sapphire]

so happy

i still cant play ANY BATTLEFIELD GAMES

:)

[sour rivet]

play titanfall 3 instead

[uneven sapphire]

probably wouldnt work eiither

if there was one

I got no clue why but battlefield games just fuck up my connection

i literally have to restart both the modem and my pc

[sour rivet]

battlefront 2 made me reinstall my drivers just so i could start it

[opal star]

Oh, that's dope.

[uneven sapphire]

i wish this was my issue

[green granite]

Fucking wild

[uneven sapphire]

but it just doesnt work

at all

[opal star]

Yeah, bf6 is fucking great.

[uneven sapphire]

i managed to fix it for one time then its fucked

[oblique belfry]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[opal star]

LOL, you can kill bruce lee in hitman.

[subtle sage]

Say that again

[sour rivet]

this song has been a detriment to the metal gear solid community

[timber oxide]

It seems like your connection is just fucked up in general

[uneven sapphire]

only for battlefield?

[zealous depot]

Okay but it does go hard

[uneven sapphire]

cuz thats the only game

[timber oxide]

And minecraft?

[uneven sapphire]

fixed

[sour rivet]

not saying the song is bad

[timber oxide]

Suuuure

[oblique belfry]

its a good song though

[sour rivet]

its just

[timber oxide]

Join the server then

[sour rivet]

anytime i see metal gear

its just that fucking song

[subtle sage]

First time I heard it I thought that someone made a song inspired by the Man Who Sold the World

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKwVFWwA_x8

[uneven sapphire]

i have played??

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

Join it now

[subtle sage]

So that's why people thought Invisible was in MGSV cuz TMWSTW is in MGSV

[oblique belfry]

he's been playing it when me and hate were busy thinkin on what to do about dragon

he fixed it

[sour rivet]

dragon?

[oblique belfry]

ender dragon

[sour rivet]

o

[oblique belfry]

and ice and fire dragons

[green granite]

You can kill Mads Mikkelsen in Hitman

[oblique belfry]

speakin of

birb have you seen the news about ice and fire

[sour rivet]

the video has been posted here like 4 times now

[oblique belfry]

erm actually 2

☝️

[sour rivet]

inhale

[zealous depot]

One sec

[oblique belfry]

💥

[sour rivet]

fuck

[zealous depot]

https://youtu.be/VbudaoDh3pU?si=TfEbqKCbzLAeYjTA

Fuck you doge

[oblique belfry]

3

[copper vapor]

I played my first game with a hero that improved the crossbowmen
then used the crossbowmen who shoot twice per turn

[sour rivet]

https://youtu.be/VbudaoDh3pU?si=TfEbqKCbzLAeYjTA

four!

[forest acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-jump-close-hop-rabbit-gif-13311844731117119653

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/ctyri-jhin-jhin-lol-jhin-league-of-legends-league-of-legends-gif-26009999

[hexed kernel]

youtube.com/watch?si=TfEbqKCbzLAeYjTA&v=VbudaoDh3pU&feature=youtu.be

what

[forest acorn]

haha

[timber oxide]

I literally don't care nor did I ask you about your input

[hexed kernel]

epic link fail

killing myself

[timber oxide]

I specifically asked him to join the server now and don't get DC'd as proof

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-brick-throw-kiss-boys-gif-11348714524182573531

[forest acorn]

@uneven sapphire hiii

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/garn47-garn-game-over-dies-gif-6884440763833656319

[oblique belfry]

me when

uhhh

ıpkasdngvkojsfalnvaksfjabavfsjdhb

[forest acorn]

minecraft server when

[oblique belfry]

there already is one

[opal star]

And mcgregor.

[forest acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-rigby-cat-cat-tongue-silly-gif-17259024902518245138

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvIBWiDKh-s

[uneven sapphire]

What

[oblique belfry]

anything but final boss

smh

[uneven sapphire]

why cant i access my router interface

[sour rivet]

they are eating the wires

[forest acorn]

i hate these mfs so damn much

rework the same 3 features for 6 years straight

[left mantle]

@frank hearth @verbal lodge and whoever the fuck else. HOLY DOPAMINE BATMAN

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

why am i getting every game's update videos now

i dont even play btd6

[sour rivet]

pop my balloons

[oblique belfry]

collect my monkeys

[hexed kernel]

muahaha

[oblique belfry]

love how btd6 became their "mainstream" game

btd5 was still somewhat niche

[sour rivet]

make me drink a stack

i will come out larger and more stronger

[oblique belfry]

with it being a browser game / mobile game

[hexed kernel]

ok

[sour rivet]

this will end either fine or poorly

[sour rivet]

they hit the jackpot i guess

https://fixvx.com/ehebai/status/1976766817092972606

˗ˏˋ EHE - BAI !! ˎˊ˗ (@ehebai)

this is why epic won't let me be a part of the early cosmetic program

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vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Oct 10, 2025, 9:48 PM

[oblique belfry]

me being a ninja kiwi fan since 2010 :

https://tenor.com/view/allmight-bnha-mha-meme-fist-up-gif-13588517052470008833

i fucking played B L O O N S

not td

B L O O N S

[forest acorn]

[sour rivet]

that fucking fridge that i hate

[forest acorn]

youll become the fridge

large and strong

[oblique belfry]

I PLAYED THIS GAME

WHERE BTD WASNT EVEN MADE YET

[sour rivet]

im fine

[zealous depot]

https://youtu.be/Nbqx2fpNcQs?si=2AbFpZOUkkYyH849

Quick someone

Ping rat dad

[hexed kernel]

mhm

[sour rivet]

@proven tundra

[oblique belfry]

liver failure

[sour rivet]

if i rise from this

i will be stronger than you can possibly imagine

[oblique belfry]

its a test from the gods

to see if you will prevail

[sour rivet]

Dionysus test

[zealous depot]

Its birbs training arc

[oblique belfry]

speaking of that bong

time to hades yet again

[zealous depot]

Are gonna hades your.....hades until you.....hades?

[oblique belfry]

да

[zealous depot]

[hexed kernel]

you developed an addiction

[zealous depot]

That's like bronze level of addiction

[proven tundra]

Wahr?

[zealous depot]

I had all my dudes on yoyo

[quiet abyss]

and then people dont even play the new versions

[zealous depot]

https://youtu.be/Nbqx2fpNcQs?si=2AbFpZOUkkYyH849

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

I figured you would probably play it or atleast check it out since you like this kinda genre

[proven tundra]

NATO
More like
NRATO

[zealous depot]

Since its got a demo I MIGHT go look at it too

[forest acorn]

rat more like

[zealous depot]

Comes out this month

[proven tundra]

I do like explosions and shit

[forest acorn]

[forest acorn]

RTS?

[proven tundra]

[forest acorn]

you are wolfbait

[zealous depot]

Yeah

And oh the demo comes out this month, game isn't coming out until next year Q3

[forest acorn]

come trek to my cabin 4000 blocks from spawn, its a safe route

[left mantle]

Huge money

[proven tundra]

I'm in bed at 2000
I forgot how exhausting it is having small children over

[oblique belfry]

YEEEEAAAHHHH

FINALLY SOMEONE I CAN USE TO PASS TIME FOR MY CROPS

[proven tundra]

[forest acorn]

the idea seems pretty cool but like

idk

it doesnt look right

[oblique belfry]

MOAAARR

[sour rivet]

[copper vapor]

https://www.vxinstagram.com/p/DPmm9s7jFmT/

[sour rivet]

e33 spoilers}
aint clickin dat

[copper vapor]

what if someone shows up

and thinks E33 is just

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[sour rivet]

E

[oblique belfry]

Exactly 33 E's

not bad

[copper vapor]

I don't do anything by halves

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

although that could also work

if I did something

[sour rivet]

mbo doesnt lead a half life

[copper vapor]

by 2 halves

I'd have one full thing

🤯

[hexed kernel]

inconspicuous room (definitely not evil) (ignore the bones on the shelf)

[uneven sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205760412507840572/1382867848552124488/1x.webp

[sour rivet]

whats doge doin in dere

[copper vapor]

I don't "lead" at all

[sour rivet]

mbo doesnt a half life

[oblique belfry]

fakin hel

[copper vapor]

hmm today I will cook pasta
opens pantry
no pasta
I will starve

[oblique belfry]

[hexed kernel]

researching not evil things

[copper vapor]

wait

I should've formatted that better

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet any hades 2 ost's on your mind ?

i already have artemis / credits song open

[copper vapor]

there we go

[oblique belfry]

the fucking flute part in credits song

[sour rivet]

song of the sirens

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsOxGTVwOEo

[oblique belfry]

[uneven sapphire]

[oblique belfry]

dis ?

[sour rivet]

no

song of the sirens

[uneven sapphire]

Guys

[sour rivet]

yeag

[uneven sapphire]

i think the issue is that uh, i dont actually have a router

:)

[sour rivet]

what

[oblique belfry]

well its either one of those

[sour rivet]

https://youtu.be/P4S7EaXozXw?si=vghx1auPwDWOd0cL

[oblique belfry]

cuz there is no "song of the sirens"1

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[copper vapor]

operation firestorm

[oblique belfry]

WHY DO I NOT HAVE THIS ON THE MUSIC SHADE

[sour rivet]

dont doubt me doge

[oblique belfry]

I LISTENED TO IT

MANY TIMES

[uneven sapphire]

its straight up connected from internet provider's thing

with a cable

and thats it

[oblique belfry]

okay found it

it was on previous page for some stupid reason

not next to other siren songs

[blazing maple]

italian horror story

[sour rivet]

stoopid

[oblique belfry]

anyways

more requests ?

i got 1459 kudos

wanna spend em

[sour rivet]

uhhh

one of pro's themes

[oblique belfry]

oh wait

[oblique belfry]

pro themes ? oh prometheus ?

[sour rivet]

or y'know decorate

[oblique belfry]

i am still so goddamn mad

that these songs are not lyrical

but instrumental instead

[sour rivet]

they hate us

[oblique belfry]

rip 2k kudos

bought this one instead

[oblique belfry]

thats so cute

A N O T H A

[sour rivet]

bad news gang

i used the rest of my buffalo sauce

my chicken remains half sauced

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

Thy punishment
Is brick

[sour rivet]

WHYYY

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brick-fast-brick-throw-dead-af-gif-18208531324542038920

[oblique belfry]

fuck is this goofy ahh torch

ah it synergizes with rush boons nvm

[oblique belfry]

no wonder it deals no damage

[sour rivet]

thanks

[verbal lodge]

holy

[left mantle]

Oh the dopamine hit was extreme

[verbal lodge]

we love biochemical drugs in our brain

[oblique belfry]

?????

the fuck

i just took poseidon's boon

[quiet abyss]

yeah good point, where are the ogryn titties fatshart?

[hexed kernel]

[quiet abyss]

sure theres psyker booba, but where ogryn

just speakin facts

[subtle sage]

ZAMN

[oblique belfry]

ew

stop

[oblique belfry]

much better

goober

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/gu_zart/status/1976653955141980443

GuZart *Comms slots 7/10* (@gu_zart)

Finished this comm right as I was finishing the game
#hades2

X · Oct 10, 2025, 2:20 PM

[proven tundra]

Did anyone link the season 4 invincible teaser?

[sour rivet]

yeag

[copper vapor]

did I just jump into a resident evil game or something

[proven tundra]

Are you sure

[sour rivet]

p

pretty

sssssur

[proven tundra]

Ok

[oblique belfry]

was about to say these hidden aspect torches suck

but it shredded cerb in 15 seconds

[oblique belfry]

i take my word back

[static axle]

Wait till you get the white nvg's

[sour rivet]

chef

[static axle]

4 tube ones, they

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/brick-up-my-sleeve-mr-boss-allan-smiling-friends-i-got-a-brick-gif-7769743629895851712

[oblique belfry]

weren't 4 tube ones usually cyan ones ?

[oblique belfry]

i dont know night visions im just asking cuz i only seen em once or twice

and they were cyan

[hearty wyvern]

Yikes

[copper vapor]

we won't be able to kill him anymore?

[copper vapor]

I think I unlocked them

[hexed kernel]

this is where i post from

[copper vapor]

it's the PSV14 something like that?

costs 10k a pop

[oblique belfry]

fuck happened ?

[copper vapor]

and has two different mounts that I have no clue what the difference between them is

[sour rivet]

mcgregor is a piece of shit

[opal star]

Wow.

[copper vapor]

what else is new

what did he do specifically

[oblique belfry]

ye

[sour rivet]

gimme a sec

one thing i do know on hand is that he did some SA

[copper vapor]

nice

[oblique belfry]

another popular person another SA case

[copper vapor]

celebrity SA speedrun

just another regular day

[oblique belfry]

seriously

[sour rivet]

yeap

there was also a rape case around december

[copper vapor]

this one?

[green granite]

He was found scrutinized for a Sexual Assault allegation

[oblique belfry]

[opal star]

Bing.

[copper vapor]

chilling?

[green granite]

Power of the sun

[copper vapor]

wait what

a glock in 357?

[green granite]

In the palm of my hand

[copper vapor]

interesting

[opal star]

Bang.

[green granite]

.357 Auto yeh

[green granite]

Oh i dont care about this

I just thought your glock looks similar to mine

[sour rivet]

i aint leavin my pod

[copper vapor]

your pod is leaving you

[sour rivet]

aw fuck

[copper vapor]

also what is this, ror2?

[sour rivet]

yeag

[forest acorn]

[copper vapor]

we should petition IO to keep macgregor ingame so we can kill him with more gusto now

[sour rivet]

make every weapon kill him

[copper vapor]

make the npcs around him kill him

[sour rivet]

my trusty fugu fish has yet to fail me

[copper vapor]

as soon as you start the mission

the nearest npc to him just takes it upon themselves to do the job for you

[sour rivet]

you gotta kill him before the npcs do

[copper vapor]

yes

peak

best idea

[sour rivet]

our combined brain cells

[copper vapor]

bro's being hunted by all npcs in the map and you gotta get him first

[green granite]

We need to have Giancarlo Esposito in Hitman

[static axle]

Naah they have 4 of those

You get full view nvg with them

[copper vapor]

only if we can attach a pipebomb to a wheelchair as one of the unique assassination methods

[copper vapor]

oh this is cool

I wonder what this PVS14 is like

[static axle]

I think lvl4 handshake

[sour rivet]

stage 1 engie with no bungus

[green granite]

Escape from Tarkuv

[sour rivet]

why even live

[green granite]

Gray Zone Warfare?

[copper vapor]

yes

escape from "jungle island that looks suspiciously like the Lingshan Islands from Crysis but there's no nanosuit"

[opal star]

Bad grip angle for the purpose. A SAA type rounded grip that allows the gun to recoil without forcing your hand into your head might be a good option. I call it a a broken wrist.

[static axle]

Small pic am srry

And they werent 4 tube, just normal 2 tube

[copper vapor]

oh interesting

the pvs14 is just for one eye while your other eye has normal sight

very interesting

[hearty wyvern]

I remember seeing the guy shooting this, bro was terrified

[static axle]

I like the outside remaining normal, never know when a farmer decides to pull an ak on me

[green granite]

[hexed kernel]

group mining session!!!!!!!

[uneven sapphire]

[blazing maple]

`why i got the posture like that

[sour rivet]

gamer

fortnor shop refreshed

still no cat skin

[hexed kernel]

head is heavy from all that knowledge

[copper vapor]

aight all sawmill missions completed

[sour rivet]

basically us

google images why did you give me such a small and cropped version of this

[uneven sapphire]

🤔

[hexed kernel]

also from hauling grantite rocks

[uneven sapphire]

tonk

[rocky turtle]

finally i can use AM rifle

[copper vapor]

is this just meant for selling

[rocky turtle]

maybe its gonna be needed for some cappalike quest

[blazing maple]

I understand the plants, they understand me

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

bung

[blazing maple]

head full of granite

[sour rivet]

sam i am makin u proud

[forest acorn]

oh this tequila

irl u can flick the metal cap and it sounds like a bell

thats the only unique thing about it tho

[copper vapor]

[rocky turtle]

or just google this item

[copper vapor]

I'm gonna give this guy a prostate exam

LMAO

I PAT HIM DOWN

[copper vapor]

I guess this is meant to check a character's health status if they're wounded/comatose

[copper vapor]

you look like someone who has a plan

[sour rivet]

did you check if his gall bladder was about to rupture while you were foolin around in there?

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/red-dead-redemption-rdr-strange-man-death-i-can't-remember-gif-11282037191497307939

[sour rivet]

the devil

[static axle]

Ye

[green granite]

@sour rivet no horni

[static axle]

Ye you examine what wrong so you know how to heal

[sour rivet]

why are they doing that to the ceo

[green granite]

Hes horni

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

nice, gunny buys it for 1k

[static axle]

Cause splint on arm aint gonna do no good if youre bleeding out of ass

[green granite]

@copper vapor play Battlefield 6

[opal star]

Just a mysterious stranger.

[copper vapor]

I cannot

[static axle]

Pretty much everything is for sale from credit cards to laptops, to booze etc

[copper vapor]

btw hate finished all sawmill missions I was almost giving up on finding the boss after killing 12 dudes
then he just runs at me out in the open doing a full auto burst and missing every shot
AI in this game is too funny

[rocky turtle]

release my boi kim he did nothing wrong

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

good thing he didn't stop to aim because he woulda killed me

he had AP ammo on his AK

[static axle]

Pretty much all bosses have, fort the normal guys have ap too

[copper vapor]

so does this just basically turn into a "snipe everything from range" kinda game eventually?

[static axle]

Also certain optics worth good money too from bigger enemies

[static axle]

Not really, more like 1 tap shit with AP before they 1 tap you with AP

[opal star]

Ouch.

[rocky turtle]

got cool minigun

[static axle]

But spawns stay relatively same so farming and killing npc comes easier. I was so used to shit i got worried when i didnt see certain npc's patrolling certain areas before i stopped playing

Most of the last missions will be race against other people to kill the boss cause shared

Some guy got pissed at me and yelled to me cause i wiped sawmill and was heading back to base like bruh how should i know youre mission was to kill the boss?

[copper vapor]

good thing SA server is dead

most times it's empty, I rarely see 2-3 ppl

[quiet abyss]

a trapper is the one thing that can put an end to a rampage lmao

[copper vapor]

this session just now had the guy afk at home base and a squad of 4 at the airport

[quiet abyss]

cringe

[static axle]

Those are your faction, you gotta remember theres 2 other factions too

[pallid raft]

fo3 has vibes to it that cant be explained

shit just hits

[copper vapor]

[hexed kernel]

[static axle]

[sour rivet]

[static axle]

I cant wait till you get the fort/sapphire city and the right city missions @copper vapor

Switches the game up real fast with actual military enemies and not just wannabe ak wavers

[hexed kernel]

uh oh

spooky

[quiet abyss]

just did a whole op without shooting once

didnt even mean to

free outfit tho

[sour rivet]

the bell tolls

[quiet abyss]

why does your town thing look kinda like bumblebee from transformers?

or am i trippin

[hexed kernel]

you are

[opal star]

Lmao. It does.

[rocky cove]

peak army

[sour rivet]

they march

[rocky cove]

hellyea

[sour rivet]

aw fuck

[green granite]

Valve will do anything but updating TF2

[timber oxide]

"Why am I running out of space on C drive?"
The 200gb of clips:

[hexed kernel]

uh oh

[zealous depot]

DRAGONS

Prepare for death

[hexed kernel]

nah they're just passing by

[zealous depot]

[hexed kernel]

wanna be a colonist btw? i have two free slots

[timber oxide]

How ma I doing?

[zealous depot]

Give me axe dude

[hexed kernel]

good

[timber oxide]

That's good

[zealous depot]

Damn pyrson a necromancer

[green granite]

The fuck

[hexed kernel]

👍

[sour rivet]

your mistake is looking at ign

[zealous depot]

Damn i am gorden Ramsey with a thirst for blood

[timber oxide]

No no no, 5/10 sounds fair if they are retarded (and they are) and only looked at SP campaign

Probably even a bit too high

[left mantle]

As if we needed more proof IGN was fucking bought for

[marsh cargo]

well

concord was fun
overwatch but it wasnt shit

[zealous depot]

I sense a brick in your immediate future sparta

[timber oxide]

If Concord was anything like what I heard people say it was

I am not gonna throw a brick at Sparta for this one

[zealous depot]

Damn

[timber oxide]

I do however have other reasons to throw bricks at Sparta

[zealous depot]

So you weren't bought

Got it

[hexed kernel]

got that undead viking drip

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna ooga booga my enemies

https://tenor.com/view/summoning-gif-16806659066271167689

[marsh cargo]

you cant
my house is made out of bricks

[timber oxide]

Oh that just means there are bricks there that I have to make fall at you

I suppose some HE shells would suffice

[left mantle]

Do not make me summon the old magicks sparta

[zealous depot]

Pyrson gains a +5 to attack and bulshittery when entering a brick house

[timid hollow]

Results of my first hours

I had mucho fun

Didnt encounter any Bugs or anything

Mp5 is worse than the first mp, that sucks

[hexed kernel]

oh it's out?

[timber oxide]

I actually prefer it over the other one

It's more cool and as we all know, drip is everything

If you're good, you can be good with trash

Got some space back

[timid hollow]

i had moments where you could feel that it has less rpm and the same damage, where i could maybe have got one kill more with the first mp

ill stick with that for now

got a green laser now as well

[copper vapor]

I'm just gonna get pwned and you know it

[timber oxide]

I just need to get the UMP

And then I'm happy

[timid hollow]

no as val by the way

trash game

-1/10

[timber oxide]

More content to come

[copper vapor]

bleh

[timber oxide]

Don't cry yet

[copper vapor]

so stay tuned

my thanks to the MANY

[timid hollow]

no, the game has to have the stuff bf4 had with all dlcs or ill cry

[copper vapor]

members of the merchant's guild

[timber oxide]

I mean, in BF4 AS Val was a DLC weapon

[timid hollow]

thats why i mentioned them

[copper vapor]

it was in BF3 base game

[timber oxide]

I actually don't feel like playing BF4 anymore

[copper vapor]

also I miss the mk3a1

good ol jackhammer from fallout 2

[timid hollow]

now with bf6 i dont really feel like it as well

[timber oxide]

Maybe for a bit of nostalgia

[timid hollow]

but i had a ton of fun in bf4 the last weeks

[timber oxide]

But BF6 fills the same BF shaped hole

[timid hollow]

still the best for me

[timber oxide]

It just feels nice to be playing a fresh BF game that feels like a BF

Before all the extra content

I remember playing BF3 and BF4 before the DLCs dropped

[green granite]

This game is a blast ngl

Ngl I did kinda miss that you used to be able to scale grabbable walls in V, 1 and 2042

I understood they made it you cant in 6 to keep the pacing but damn

Miss when I can scale a fence to shotgun blast someone

[hexed kernel]

gluttony

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1976816125091721624

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

Megan Fox has been cast as Toy Chica in ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS 2’

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 11, 2025, 1:04 AM

[blazing maple]

their greed sickens me

[blazing maple]

The review is for the campaign of bf6. Not the multiplayer. learn to read

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

Will toy chicas design have disastrous consequences in the theatres?

[blazing maple]

idk

also mattpat is voicing toy bonnie

weird times

[sour rivet]

Bullshit

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1976815534722498945

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

MatPat has been cast as Toy Bonnie in ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS 2’

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 11, 2025, 1:02 AM

https://fixvx.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1976820659700503027

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

Kellen Goff has been cast as Toy Freddy in ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS 2’

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 11, 2025, 1:22 AM

[sour rivet]

oh my god you arent bullshitting

[copper vapor]

wait, that's jschlatt

[blazing maple]

Don't ever come into my house again and call me a liar lad

[timber oxide]

MatPat!

[blazing maple]

I don't joke about this

[sour rivet]

im going to come to your house

[blazing maple]

I'm dead serious

[sour rivet]

gregmrgmrgm

[blazing maple]

one of the top comments is "wow it's jshlatt"

we were all thinking it lmao

[copper vapor]

why does a might hero have bonus damage to spells

[sour rivet]

i didnt know you were so serious, sam

[blazing maple]

maybe my best comment

[sour rivet]

god damn 500

man i unno what to play

my brain keeps spinning a wheel

[blazing maple]

i wonder what my best comment is

oh yeah that tracks

[sour rivet]

wait i feel like i saw this before

what was the post

[sour rivet]

oh my god i did see this

hhhhhhhhhhhhh

11 more days

[blazing maple]

can you believe it guys

DAMNATION

just a week away

[sour rivet]

wahhhhhh

[obsidian sun]

ele shaman doing trial of champions

[blazing maple]

HOLY JUMPSCARE

6 years ago

JESUS

the passage of time

[sour rivet]

holy shit is that you

[blazing maple]

yes

[sour rivet]

damn

[blazing maple]

but now I'm old

[sour rivet]

that is a great transition

you look very good

[marsh cargo]

6 years is old

[sour rivet]

like aint no way thats you

[blazing maple]

kept the thick eyebrows

cause they're a look

[sour rivet]

true

how much did you change between 2020 and now

[blazing maple]

but yeah I just look like that but older

[sour rivet]

ah

ccant believe this is the first time i see your face

talk about a lesbian jumpscare

[hexed kernel]

ohhh that's what it means

i get it now

[blazing maple]

my apolocheese

I must make up for this by going into exile

[sour rivet]

no pls

dont leaver

[blazing maple]

leaver

[sour rivet]

lever

[raven swan]

Good morning chatters

[blazing maple]

gm lettuce

[hexed kernel]

haii

[sour rivet]

CAN MY BRAIN

PLEASE PICK A GAME

HOLY SHIT I CAN HEAR COGS TURNING

[hexed kernel]

wahama

[copper vapor]

interesting gimmick

[sour rivet]

i already did so much today

this is the problem

[raven swan]

I was the host of a conference yesterday

[blazing maple]

well it's time to choose

[sour rivet]

i wanted to do risk wit sam but she was undecisive

[raven swan]

Haiiii

[blazing maple]

back to sleep or med myself into action

ugh

[little depot]

chat

[hexed kernel]

nap

[little depot]

chat

chat

[sour rivet]

nap

sh

[blazing maple]

nap it is

[little depot]

deltarune tmr

[blazing maple]

chat ias progressed along enough that one one will scroll up to see what I looked like

[oblique belfry]

fym nap

[sour rivet]

dont feel ashamed

although the fact you posted your face without fear is scary

[raven swan]

I was it sam, take your meds please

[sour rivet]

nap was already chosen

[marsh cargo]

lutuce face reveal

[raven swan]

I don't think I'm in that image

In the one taking the picture

[blazing maple]

i do so because I have confidence In my appearance + old image so w/e

[raven swan]

Morning brain slow

[sour rivet]

fair

[opal star]

I've done it a few times, lol.

[sour rivet]

im just weird about it

i prefer showing my face to close friends if i only met them online

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

turn that smile upside down you fucker

[raven swan]

Should I just reveal my face too just to go along with this topic

[hexed kernel]

[raven swan]

[sour rivet]

no

[timid hollow]

[blazing maple]

I have an amazing excuse I can use for anything

"I can't really worry about that rn I have work in the morning"

"Sorry I'd reply to you but I got work tomorrow"

[sour rivet]

you HAVENT WORKED IN A WEEK

SLACKER

[blazing maple]

you haven't worked in longer

slackerrrr

[sour rivet]

fuck

[oblique belfry]

damn

[sour rivet]

fuuuuuucjk

[blazing maple]

#dunkcam

[oblique belfry]

got u good

[timid hollow]

1:0 for sam

[sour rivet]

im killing myself

before that im killing sam

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/silksong-hornet-hollow-knight-silk-song-gif-3602449200779206131

[timid hollow]

gl hf!

[sour rivet]

say goodbye to sam everybody

[blazing maple]

wait no

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-fallout-2-melt-death-skeleton-gif-3008741448320655254

[raven swan]

You can recover from a 1:0 you coward

[timid hollow]

woah

[raven swan]

Dunk back

[oblique belfry]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SAM

[timid hollow]

thats gore of my comfort character

[oblique belfry]

YOU FUCKER

[sour rivet]

I did

what i had to

[oblique belfry]

FOR WHAT PURPOSE

[copper vapor]

no

[little depot]

why are you white

[timid hollow]

i finished the ZoE video

seems pretty peak

[copper vapor]

le racisme

[timid hollow]

wish i would have gotten to play them

[little depot]

if the cow tells me to i shallst

[raven swan]

In not even in the image 😭

[little depot]

answer the question

[copper vapor]

ayo this creature is fuckin OP

[pallid raft]

we're getting out offtopic'd by newbie chat

[raven swan]

[copper vapor]

time to hire 50 morbillion of these.

[raven swan]

No fucking way

[hexed kernel]

huh?

[little depot]

china after discovering children

[little depot]

me

[blazing maple]

what're my traits

i bet I'm normal

[sour rivet]

eeveryone is fucking bisexual

[raven swan]

I went and checked, newbies was indeed out offtopic-ing the off topic chat

[sour rivet]

asexual and bi

what

wait no im stupid

[blazing maple]

biromantic but asexual

[sour rivet]

yeah

[blazing maple]

so yes to relationships no to sex

[timid hollow]

doesnt asexual just mean no sex

yes it does

[sour rivet]

yeah it does

[timid hollow]

shouldve waited

[sour rivet]

my brain farted for a moment

sorry gang

[blazing maple]

absolute banger traits

UNFUCKABLE
UNGOVERNABLE
200 PLANTS IDENTIFIED
1984 BOOKS READ
DOCTORS HATE HER
GENDERS WANT HER
RIMWORLD AS FUCK

[timid hollow]

if you get someone with good shooting make me him

i wanna shoot people

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/FlorkOfCows/status/1976674971830346021

Flork (@FlorkOfCows)

X · Oct 10, 2025, 3:43 PM

[sour rivet]

flork

https://fixvx.com/ehebai/status/1976820508982403378

˗ˏˋ EHE - BAI !! ˎˊ˗ (@ehebai)

https://t.co/o4cKZHSSkV

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 11, 2025, 1:21 AM

[timid hollow]

those videos make me wanna play the old games

but emu

[left mantle]

@verbal lodge I was fuckin sweating corrupting this

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtji4oRvcdA&list=RDxtji4oRvcdA&start_radio=1

https://tenor.com/view/ksi-floating-stairs-sidemen-gif-20767306

[left mantle]

I just realized my fuckup

Oh well

[opal star]

@distant finch I've got one now, an original colt walker. One i got was issued to the Bravo company Texas rangers. Picture from wiki.

[timid hollow]

is the drum round?

looks pretty boxy

like a cube

[timid hollow]

ah okay it was the picture

[opal star]

That's mine.

Price was pretty insane but was absolutely worth it.

[timid hollow]

Man i think armored core 6 is easily the best from software title for me

and i didnt even really start chapter 3

[distant finch]

I dont think i should asked this but I will do so anyway... How much?

[opal star]

$145,000.

[distant finch]

Jesus Christ

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-deal-yeah-right-agreed-i-would-make-that-deal-gif-15679299

[left mantle]

Man i'm kinda in a shit point in my build. There's not much more I can upgrade without spendin hundreds of div

[opal star]

Only a thousand of them remaining.

[distant finch]

It may been a cool piece of history but its not 145k worth for me

[opal star]

I've only seen them in museums, never got to hold one up until now. Lol.

[timber oxide]

I became what I hate the most

I spent the entire round in a tank (that I stole from the enemy)

(We won)

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

to be honest, we hate it the most because we are used to people from bf4 who do nothing else since release

but i like to occasionaly jump in a tank/aa/jet

being minigunner on a heli is also always cinema, average bf match suddenly feeling like a cod cutscene

[hearty wyvern]

What the fuck, I aspire to spend this kinda cash on guns

[opal star]

What do you hear, what do you say? 😂

[blazing maple]

substance abuse

[distant finch]

Why

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/jensen-ackles-pointing-smiling-supernatural-dean-winchester-gif-11379335554187487189

[hearty wyvern]

In here scraping by to get a fucking goofy hi point built and you bought a fucking 145000 revolver 😭

[opal star]

@distant finch @green granite Snub nosed M1919. Enjoy.

[hearty wyvern]

WTF

[timber oxide]

I only ever play AA just to spite the flying fucks

I don't usually play tanks, apcs or flying fucks

[opal star]

Scrape some more, don't get that hi point.

[hearty wyvern]

Too late 😄

[opal star]

If you want cheap shooting, get a 9mm AR. Of somewhat decent quality.

[hearty wyvern]

This whole thing not counting mags was 500 bucks

[timid hollow]

yeah true

[hearty wyvern]

Got the gun from a friend for cheap then just got the conversion kit

[opal star]

Far cry 5.

[timid hollow]

fun taking helis down, but if a tank or apc is up i usually take them, just to surrender them to someone who can actually do shit with them 2 minutes later because my positioning is always bad and i get spammed from 20 engineers on the enemy team

[opal star]

Wait, i got an idea.

xp100 223.

Can be cheap.

[hearty wyvern]

Mayhaps

[green granite]

man

BF6 is

[hearty wyvern]

My next gun purchase is gonna be an SKS or a pr57

[opal star]

What you rocking?

[green granite]

SIG MPX

trying to unlock MP5 rn

[opal star]

Yeah i heard it's decent.

[green granite]

[hearty wyvern]

Is the full game out now?

[opal star]

Aw shit, rainbow six!

[green granite]

I still dont get why they made Assault such a terrible class to play now

[timber oxide]

I like how you can now win Conquest by holding all points for a minute

[green granite]

like

[opal star]

It is.

[green granite]

unless you want to unlock contents

[pallid raft]

what game

[green granite]

I dont see the reason to play Assault

[hearty wyvern]

Hm I think I'll wait for a discount

[pallid raft]

bf6?

[green granite]

yep

[pallid raft]

nic

[opal star]

Well past the release of bo7.

[hearty wyvern]

Idgaf about cod anymore

[opal star]

I'll be buying that game too, not expecting much though.

[timber oxide]

Fuck you mean, Assault is best class

[hearty wyvern]

I was hyped for bo4 cuz the zombies was pretty decent and since hasn't been anything worth watching or playing

[timber oxide]

You can use
TWO primaries

And they have the respawn beacon

[hearty wyvern]

Orrr every class has a distinct play style

[opal star]

Mw19 and cold war were pretty decent.

[pallid raft]

bo4 zombies was what made me stop playing zombies

[timid hollow]

engineer best class because i can make tank go boom

[hearty wyvern]

Ew that should be recon exclusive

[timid hollow]

case closed

[timid hollow]

no

[hearty wyvern]

Both sucked ass imo

[timber oxide]

No, no it shouldn't

Assault deserves it more

[timid hollow]

The assault pushes forward, making spawnpoints on the frontline

[timber oxide]

They are literally the main fighting class

[timid hollow]

i dont need spawns on a mountain or a tower on firestorm

[pallid raft]

nah mw19 was solid fun

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/brick-up-my-sleeve-mr-boss-allan-smiling-friends-i-got-a-brick-gif-7769743629895851712

[hearty wyvern]

Recon makes spawns behind the Frontline, run an SMG and push around

[pallid raft]

cold war was good beta, mid release, okay end

[hearty wyvern]

Cold war ruined zombies

[opal star]

I played mw19 a lot, the beta was amazing.

[timid hollow]

i dont wanna run around the whole map because my recon thinks he has to hang on a mountain nearly out of map in spawn

[pallid raft]

bo4 ruined zombies

[opal star]

Was a blast with friends.

[pallid raft]

was already dead by cold war

[timber oxide]

That doesn't mean that Assault can't do it

[timid hollow]

lore wise, absolute disagree

it was a good ending

[hearty wyvern]

That's a player issue not a class thing it's just my opinion it I've also not played bf6 at all

[pallid raft]

lore wise nah its fine, but gameplay was forever changed

[timid hollow]

gameplay wise yeah

[pallid raft]

and worse

[timid hollow]

the last cutscene still brings me to tears

[thin bobcat]

The beta was pretty fun, it was the last one where I could insult people without any repercussions, nowadays you need to rebuy the game whenever you get a bit more verbal

[opal star]

Blood of the dead was fucking atrocious.

[hearty wyvern]

Bo4 was fine it had some good and some bad overall a competent zombies

[timid hollow]

it makes me extremely angry that the 4 ogs will return in bo7

it kinda makes sense

but not really, let em rest

[hearty wyvern]

Bo4 zombies is overhated

It wasn't as good as anything before it but it was a solid zombies experience

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gln1xw97Nvg

it ending with the bo2 crew

ah man

[opal star]

The mw19 beta was the shit. Started off with 1v1 maps. Was so exciting using the deagle with the new shooting mechanics.

[timid hollow]

the 2v2 firefight mode was extremely fun

[thin bobcat]

Ah I was talking about cold war

[timber oxide]

Assault is the main fighting force, they also can set up beacons for their squads to spawn closer to the frontline
Support... supports. They have the defib and supply packs, in short they keep everyone in fight for longer
Engineers remove annoying vehicle players or are the annoying vehicle players
Recons camp behind the rock 100km away from combat and get like a few kills per round

[thin bobcat]

MW19 was also pretty fun though, yeah

[timid hollow]

me and a friend played tournaments in cold war

[opal star]

Oh, cold war also had a great beta for sure.