╟❓general-offtopic

[quiet yew]

[broken mountain]

I want to play half life 2 suddenly

[quiet yew]

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/stay-in-the-box-gif-12532524724844907058

[marsh cargo]

Thank you DE
Again

[broken mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/nmixx-kyujin-lily-lily-morrow-jang-kyujin-gif-13850376269967033424

just fucking kill me

[thin bobcat]

carpet bomb the entire apartment

[carmine laurel]

for a moment I was straight up about to ask what game this is

[broken mountain]

wait

little nightmares 3 released on the same day as bf6?

shit will get overshadowed lmao

[carmine laurel]

nah

[quiet yew]

unless BF6 turns out the same way 2042 did

[carmine laurel]

Little Nightmares is youtube video gold

[thin bobcat]

Even though I posted an explanation as to where the 67 meme came from, I still can not comprehend how anyone can find it funny

[broken mountain]

The only thing I know about 67 is that its a keyword on instagram for epilepsy

[carmine laurel]

it could release on the same day as anything, and it'll still do well cause everyone who knows the series will pick it up still

[broken mountain]

you hear 67 in any way and you get eyefucked

[quiet yew]

it's only funny when you spam it during class with your brainlet friends
and in that situation, literally anything is funny

[frank hearth]

Polaris germany

[broken mountain]

life is good

[quiet yew]

femboy hooters stock

I SAW THAT

[real aspen]

what is 67

[quiet yew]

nobody knows

[broken mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/lights-gta-v-gta5-fivem-emergency-lights-gif-22120684

[quiet yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961687761151221773/1371436905668939836/attachment78789798.gif

[thin bobcat]

I just opened instagram reels to see how it's going to bless me today, I saw a dude slap a donkey in it's face and then the next frame was him getting dragged around by said donkey by his feet

[broken mountain]

lmao

[quiet yew]

I KNOW THAT VIDEO

I HAVE IT EVEN

[latent hazel]

I flinch like an abused child hearing a belt buckle

[real aspen]

that's just average emergency vehicle siren/signal

[marsh cargo]

Little nightmare is very much a "when markiplyer plays it " type of game
Bf6 is just bf6
Not a very streamable game

[broken mountain]

I found a channel which I cant find right now, basically at first its kid-targeted animations which after like 30 seconds turns into videos of people having seizures

no fucking idea what was it

it caught me offguard lmao

[latent hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/uncle-bounce-10-sets-of-bouncing-bouncing-gif-17562033498887996335

[covert ocean]

100 sets of thank you

[quiet yew]

doesn't count as animal abuse if the animal gets revenge

I love how the cameraman just laughs

[latent hazel]

I like the comeuppance but I dont like the animals abuse

[covert ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil675-gif-12058941146603164790

[latent hazel]

Still, shoutout Hasan Piker

[quiet yew]

[latent hazel]

Also hm I wonder where the video took place

[quiet yew]

the donkey?

[latent hazel]

?

Yeah the donkey video

[quiet yew]

what video you mean?

yeah idk

[latent hazel]

THE ONLY ONE I COMMENTED ON

[quiet yew]

I would guess south america

[latent hazel]

Are you

NVM you are

[oblique belfry]

[quiet yew]

you were confused yourself retard

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83kNllZEOMA

[quiet yew]

don't blame me

[oblique belfry]

[latent hazel]

No?

[pallid sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029441010222248109/1407684599534063717/rT8R62F.webp

[sour rivet]

Hallo doge

[oblique belfry]

you're up early

[hexed stag]

https://youtu.be/Fu3laL5VYdM?si=zpW25Ub74rOVrlgM

[real aspen]

i ate your milk

[sour rivet]

You what

[real aspen]

i ate your milk

[quiet yew]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-gif-23886381

[covert ocean]

this is in india notice how the animal isnt a cow and notice how he hits the animal that isnt a cow

[quiet yew]

[latent hazel]

You can smell it through the screen

The lack of toilets

[quiet yew]

[real aspen]

fuh

[real aspen]

ok im done laughing myself to near asphyxiation

have you people never heard of bird's milk cake?

[latent hazel]

Who said something that funny

[latent hazel]

Who milks birds

[broken mountain]

whats the context

[quiet yew]

remember those articles where it was reported that country folk there like to destroy government-provided toilets

[oblique belfry]

jojo part 7

[real aspen]

this stuff

[marsh cargo]

[latent hazel]

Speak = trouble

[pliant meteor]

Urgh... adrenaline down. I locked in and got my first nuke using the Leopard 1A5

[sour rivet]

Jesus told me to kill the president

[broken mountain]

Never watched

[safe stream]

I need to eat some fkin smažák

[oblique belfry]

it good

[timber oxide]

Sorry Birb, I directed him to your safe deposit box at the sperm bank

[broken mountain]

All I think about now is berserk 1997 and the wire

in terms of series

[sour rivet]

I have a sperm bank?

[chrome ginkgo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/232291125094907914/1426219551800164545/q8f1zsmycauf1.webp?ex=68ea6df7&is=68e91c77&hm=3380857d6a69d16649a9d208a644d5c7c4ae41127ca27af9a2d5ae017f97ec65&=&format=webp&width=1080&height=1270

[timber oxide]

Oh shit I didn't tell you about it, huh

[quiet yew]

yeah
@timber oxide

[sour rivet]

Dumbass hes right here

[timber oxide]

Yeah I opened a sperm bank in your name

[quiet yew]

he is the sperm bank

[timber oxide]

A whole bank

[sour rivet]

Its my bank?

[chrome ginkgo]

POV: Alt to Maiko

[timber oxide]

That's a bit excessive, I'm just a co-owner

[quiet yew]

[sour rivet]

I dont buy it

[timber oxide]

You are registered as the owner, yes

[sour rivet]

I gotta test the bank

Send in the payday gang

[timber oxide]

Sure thing boss

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-computer-mad-angry-gif-18413956748387057285

[timber oxide]

Iedy, 5 minutes iirc

[oblique belfry]

steam boutto crash again like silksong release

[marsh cargo]

What game ?

[quiet yew]

what's the game

[oblique belfry]

bf6

[marsh cargo]

Ooh

[timber oxide]

Go fuck yourself sparter

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/czs-gif-3914538951473370432

[timid hollow]

First time i feel like i miss out on something by a game release

[broken mountain]

I need to shit quickly

[oblique belfry]

still better then cod so there is that

[broken mountain]

I need to monitor steam

[marsh cargo]

They made open weapon the base

Game is dead to me

[broken mountain]

2 more months before upgrade, I cannot enjoy battlefield

[chrome ginkgo]

Felt

[quiet yew]

that's an extremely low bar
actually, that's not a bar at all

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-food-fridge-sad-gif-16804654

[timber oxide]

I have no issues with that

[chrome ginkgo]

Class restrictions on gear would be SO much better

[timid hollow]

I could with xbox but im poor

[frozen void]

i mean minor inconvenience at best i guess

[sour rivet]

Think about it this way
You have time for patches

[oblique belfry]

said it cuz of morons still doing "cod vs bf" topics

[sour rivet]

Or for the entire game to fall apart

[broken mountain]

@timid hollow

[quiet yew]

Both are shit.

[oblique belfry]

why is this song suddenly popular again

i love reels / tiktoks

[broken mountain]

Always was

[oblique belfry]

that suddenly revives bangers from years ago

[broken mountain]

Its a good song

[frozen void]

Yearly XBOX Gamepass is now more expensive than a Steameck

For me it would be 360 euros Gamepass versus 320 Euro Steam Deck

[oblique belfry]

it is

but it was never used 1 month ago

now its everywhere

[broken mountain]

That I Dont Know song became the anthem of antisemitism

[quiet yew]

HOW

[frozen void]

they increased prices on gamepass this month to 30 euros

[open wigeon]

Im so glad to be back at airsoft

New toy

[quiet yew]

[timid hollow]

I guess i will go play some armored core 6, destroy some Tanks for me guys

[frozen void]

Jarvis , destroy that guy's trunk

i meant tank

[timber oxide]

Will do, brother

[broken mountain]

Like a wise man once said,
Good game taste comes from unemployment

[oblique belfry]

@left mantle @carmine laurel @frank hearth when ahri charms yasuo he makes this face

[thin bobcat]

Welcome to Instagram

[carmine laurel]

[oblique belfry]

My beloved.

[broken mountain]

"liked"

[oblique belfry]

Instagram comments

[quiet yew]

[solid sundial]

@oblique belfry
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[oblique belfry]

didnt ping you

yet you ping me

shoo

[timber oxide]

@oblique belfry

[solid sundial]

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[oblique belfry]

still one of my fav offtopic moments

almost every rank is there

[timber oxide]

Oh my god it's youyou before they took a poop bath

[blazing maple]

pc pass went up by like 50% all other tiers went up. Ultimate gamepass went from 15 to 30. Microsoft and their greed shall be their downfall

[hexed stag]

what's the context?

[sour rivet]

hella racist

[blazing maple]

josta jumping at shadows

[timber oxide]

I'm so glad I never got a gamepass

[copper vapor]

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-judge-judging-hmm-gif-3768963543392534456

[oblique belfry]

current version

[hexed stag]

of course you'd say that

[broken mountain]

Damn bro

First reel and I cant post it

[timber oxide]

Speaking of games, my PS2 is acting up again

[frozen void]

Kekstabeer

[marsh cargo]

Chinese youyou jumpscare

[broken mountain]

thats brazil

[broken mountain]

you fuckface

[timber oxide]

I should probably open it up and check if the insides are fine

[sour rivet]

i cant remember seeing sam blue

[carmine laurel]

directs two impressively well selling rpgs
"achtually we stopped making them because we were told they dont sell"

[oblique belfry]

she like me, became urple when offtopic had xp

[real aspen]

should've been gladius lol

[frozen void]

Lock in

[oblique belfry]

its over

[real aspen]

damn

buy me a pc iedy

[timber oxide]

Finally a good game

[real aspen]

i'll play with you

[sour rivet]

OOOOOOOO MY STE--E-E-E-EAA-A-A-AAM

[timber oxide]

I'll wait a bit before playing

Mostly because I'm about to go driving

[blazing maple]

cursed image

[oblique belfry]

alternate universe

[timber oxide]

So that's like, an hour of delay for me at best

[real aspen]

how many gigs is bf6

[timber oxide]

~75?

[copper vapor]

the woes of working under a publisher

[sour rivet]

heyg sam

[quiet yew]

two hundred million volts

[blazing maple]

what was the catalyst for such a timeline

heyg bird

[real aspen]

damn

[timid hollow]

MY WHOLE DISCORD IS FULL WITH THIS FUCK OFFFFFF

[blazing maple]

speak your mind or perish

[sour rivet]

you said the full ting would take 12 hours

[copper vapor]

"quit having fun" moment

[uneven sapphire]

[sour rivet]

hath completion?

[blazing maple]

that was a random number I made up

like saying

[sour rivet]

wowwwwwwwwwww

you LIED to me

[blazing maple]

"he's 12 kilometers from your place"

[timid hollow]

QUIT HAVING FUN WHEN IM TOO BROKE TO BE PART OF IT ARGHHHHHH

[blazing maple]

or
"Minecraft will be real in 3 hours"

[sour rivet]

cant believe you

[timber oxide]

Solution
Get a j*b

[blazing maple]

or "this will be fortnite in 2012"

[timid hollow]

i regularly get jobs

[copper vapor]

Steam front page tryna tell me this is more important than bf6

[timid hollow]

blowjobs from your mom

[timber oxide]

Kinky

[sour rivet]

aight aight iget ittt

[timber oxide]

What kind of jobs are you into, Gex

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1312720246481621022.gif

[pallid sapphire]

Do i get a barrel of oil with a BF6 purchase ?

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-falling-suicide-falling-off-building-gif-16382226

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/heartbreak-drama-dramatic-fall-gif-25496181

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/dinosolostan-gif-22443651

[oblique belfry]

im so mad because they will not use the fanmade sbr song for opening

[timber oxide]

Oh we're sending gifs now

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

I have something

[real aspen]

me when pc cant run bf6

[timber oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1080911312659435641/1395153847730573423/zhardlyn_-_1945327140846682171.gif

[copper vapor]

me when

the

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123782681147232356/1423459774061871145/4u2rr2izsrsf1.gif

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1062140718791004301/1366892278815133736/VID_20240323_114343_269.gif

[oblique belfry]

youyou copycat smh

https://tenor.com/view/getting-jiggy-with-it-gettingjiggywithit-gif-16393033264771628674

[timber oxide]

I learn from the best

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-friday-chill-yakuza0-majima-gif-20346943

[blazing jackal]

isnt KSA is in development?

[real aspen]

yes

[timid hollow]

im gonna explode

my friend in vc is talking about the game

[real aspen]

explode

[timid hollow]

SHUT UUUUUUP

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/all-our-food-is-blowing-up-gif-13746856334039538726

[quiet yew]

[blazing maple]

explode your friend

anyway I'm off to do important work

[copper vapor]

[broken mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

[sour rivet]

i will explode

sam

[timber oxide]

Holy shit just ignore them ffs

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/kyle-hyde-rain-pain-sad-gif-19478325

[quiet yew]

just shove something in his mouth

[copper vapor]

just leave vc

[sour rivet]

you should SLEEP instead of WORK

[timid hollow]

i will ignore the messages of your mom

[copper vapor]

or mute them

[real aspen]

i ate too much bird's milk and exploded

[blazing maple]

I want you

to guess

what I'm going to do for work

at 1 am

[sour rivet]

you are going to

[timber oxide]

It's not that fucking hard you silly german

[real aspen]

my gluttony was my downfall

[sour rivet]

wake up

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWzzjiSZoiw

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-get-you-me-when-cat-toothbrush-gif-27696837

[quiet yew]

was just about to say

[timber oxide]

I'm up

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/626807255861428225/1319189660119076924/ad4d198d-3e29-4a05-b23b-e4ed8e94118e_isaacmeat.gif

[blazing maple]

eh not the first time

[sour rivet]

doing this to you next time we risk rain

[blazing maple]

Does this to you

[sour rivet]

damn

[timid hollow]

let me check bf4 servers

[real aspen]

whar is that

looks funny

[timid hollow]

would be funny if they are empty now

[copper vapor]

psychonauts 2

[sour rivet]

correct

[real aspen]

name checks out

[oblique belfry]

VEU VEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 💥 🗣️ 🗣️

[timber oxide]

What if you
Wanted to play BF4
But EA said
BF6 now

[real aspen]

damn get a room you two

[sour rivet]

no shes scary

[copper vapor]

surely bf4 is still available

[timber oxide]

It is

[quiet yew]

wdym

[timber oxide]

Question is if people play

[copper vapor]

they're like dogs barking at each other from across the fence
once the fence is gone they drop the act

[real aspen]

question is which part is the act

[copper vapor]

yes

[sour rivet]

yes

[copper vapor]

(all of it)

[blazing maple]

yes

[sour rivet]

WAIT

I HAVE AN IMAGE OF BLUE MANTHA

HUH

[oblique belfry]

didnt you post this already

[blazing maple]

that's cursed

[sour rivet]

not for a while

[oblique belfry]

i've literally seen it few days ago

[blazing maple]

you're thinking of this

[sour rivet]

the first and only time she played deadlock with me

[copper vapor]

let a man share his most precious life memories in peace

[oblique belfry]

oh

[frozen void]

@frail leaf describe me a scenario where Doakes would be a scav boss in Tarkov

[oblique belfry]

nevermind then

[timid hollow]

NO XELA NO

[frail leaf]

Imagine this: You're slogging your way through the dark, twisted corridors of a decaying factory in Tarkov, the air thick with tension. Every echo seems amplified, and you can feel unease crawling under your skin. Suddenly, you catch a glimpse of movement—a shadow flitting past a rusty old machine.

Out of nowhere, Doakes pops up, decked out in ragged tactical gear, his face a mask of ferocity. He's like a fucking apparition, a savage guardian of this forsaken place. Armed with a vicious shotgun and a hunger for blood, he stalks the area, growling and barking orders to a group of scav lackeys who are clearly shitting their pants in fear.

As you inch closer, adrenaline pumping, you realize he's not just scavving for scraps—he's set up a goddamn fortress. You can hear him taunting invaders, his voice a low, menacing growl, promising pain to anyone who dares trespass. The atmosphere crackles with his rage, and you know if you take one wrong step, you’ll be on the receiving end of his wrath.

In this hellish scenario, Doakes isn't just a boss; he embodies pure chaos, a ruthless predator ready to turn the tide of the hunt on any unsuspecting PMC who dares to challenge him. You're left with two choices: run like hell or face the scary fucking music. It's a gamble with your life, and in Tarkov, luck runs out fast.

[sour rivet]

SHUT

THE FUCK

UO

[oblique belfry]

[quiet yew]

oh he sent it here too

[copper vapor]

#🤖bot-commands

[timid hollow]

fuck you

[sour rivet]

she took my lane creeps

and never came back

and went BACK TO THAT HARLOT LoL!!!

[blazing maple]

oh yeah I was blue

[sour rivet]

you should never be blue

[marsh cargo]

Blu

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-hoshimi-miyabi-zenless-zone-zero-bounce-dance-gif-11431654100768664692

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/zzz-zenless-zone-zero-kiroko96-алиса-alice-thymefield-gif-7136417521622018096

[sour rivet]

alternate reality if sam watched me stream

terrifying

[hexed stag]

anyway

Auf nach Polen

[timid hollow]

Mach sie fertig

[copper vapor]

germany suffers.png

[oblique belfry]

im going back to the depths of newbies chat to find a screenshot of me with a lower rank

maybe someone took a screenshot of me

[sour rivet]

find me

[oblique belfry]

collect my pings

[sour rivet]

im birb brain, the royal offtopicer!

[copper vapor]

enter a subreddit
about to make a post
read the rules
give up

holy shit they're so fucking disgusting with 20+ rules

[obsidian sun]

.

your post will get removed anyways

[broken mountain]

Im looking over my messages to count my kekws

[copper vapor]

yea

"no low-effort posts"

and who the fuck decides what is a low-effort post

not gonna waste effort making posting something just for it to be deleted by some moron who thought it wasn't "enough effort"

[oblique belfry]

wait EACH kekw ? including multiple ones in 1 message ?

[quiet yew]

post removed due to low karma

[broken mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bunny-looney-tunes-cash-money-counting-money-gif-17544086

[quiet yew]

no-life neckbeards

[oblique belfry]

found the time i got ratio'd by grok

[broken mountain]

76 kekws

wow

[quiet yew]

I need to see the stash

[oblique belfry]

the channel is probably closed

[broken mountain]

Grok automatically gets reactions due to his role

smh

[copper vapor]

I mean
getting ratio'd by grok means nothing

[sour rivet]

i miss

[copper vapor]

↑

[sour rivet]

stalger stories

[copper vapor]

we also miss stalker-rp

[oblique belfry]

it was to me back then

[sour rivet]

no not rp

[broken mountain]

that channel was nice, I shared some of my old adventures there

Stalker rp was cancer though

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/kumala-la-black-guy-on-a-boat-black-guy-smiling-black-guy-smirk-gif-26964740

[quiet yew]

what happened to that anyway

[oblique belfry]

back when i had little to no connections

[sour rivet]

erp?

[oblique belfry]

now im an offtopic resident

[sour rivet]

i think

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

got nuked to oblivion because people were just doing porn fanfics

[broken mountain]

from closeted femboy to an onlyfans femboy

[sour rivet]

why did stories sufffer the fate as well tho

[quiet yew]

just as I expected

[wide chasm]

Any of yall have played Dark and Darker

[broken mountain]

[copper vapor]

yea
it's shit
they deserved to be cucked by ncsoft

that is all

[sour rivet]

shit if stories still existed i'd be purple now

[broken mountain]

Any of yall plays gta online?

[sour rivet]

played

[covert ocean]

wht the fuck happened. I was sitting on a bunch of arcane hotshots to sell for next week and now theyre next to nothing

[wide chasm]

I kinda enjoy it (when im not fighting rogues and mages)

[oblique belfry]

AHA

CYAN RANK

[copper vapor]

yea
it's shit
they deserved to be cucked by rockstar

[broken mountain]

The fuck is this jew doing here

[oblique belfry]

Found an older version of that screenshot

[covert ocean]

I was sitting on several arcane hotshots

[sour rivet]

40

1

?

!

[timid hollow]

maybe i will just download delta force to somehow scratch the itch

[covert ocean]

[oblique belfry]

ok i managed to find cyan doge

[timid hollow]

but meh

[broken mountain]

hava nagilla the fuck out of here

[oblique belfry]

lets research moar

[sour rivet]

find my first ever message

[copper vapor]

so you enjoy maybe 1/3rd of the game
shows how good it is

[covert ocean]

Man I dont feel safe, its as if im being prejudiced just for my religious beliefs

[wide chasm]

Yea...its a tad bit unbalanced, the PVE mode is cool tho

[oblique belfry]

smh

[wide chasm]

fard

[sour rivet]

tf was that for

aint no way

I SPOKE IN NEWBIES FIRST

[copper vapor]

it won't

[sour rivet]

RIGHT?

[oblique belfry]

birb

[sour rivet]

[copper vapor]

ofc birb's first message is in response to degeneracy

[oblique belfry]

you were a fart resident since start

its in your blood

[sour rivet]

NOOOO

NO NON NONONO

[oblique belfry]

you cannot escape it

https://tenor.com/view/green-goblin-gif-14141276552966470862

[wide chasm]

He's a fart smella

[sour rivet]

what was my first offtopic message

[covert ocean]

this is in the #furry rp channel that the moderators hide

[wide chasm]

Make it public

let the masses enjoy the channel

[covert ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-it's-just-the-way-it-is-i'm-just-the-messenger-gif-6270475095135913721

[sour rivet]

really?

that was my first?

[oblique belfry]

yep

[sour rivet]

huh

[oblique belfry]

MAN I MISS :EVIL: EMOJI

[sour rivet]

NOOOOO

GIVE IT BACK

WHY DID YOU MAKE ME REMEMBER

[wide chasm]

Birb

Do you enjoy hurting other people?

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/jacket-hotline-miami-gif-15487525322401169015

[wide chasm]

Cock

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-orb-chicken-orb-chorb-cock-gif-27361113

[copper vapor]

hey hey, people

[wide chasm]

Do NOT

I dont wanna remember the time he played that breeding game

[slim blaze]

fucking

[wide chasm]

It scarred me

[slim blaze]

why do i join offtopic when this is happening

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1417254699849089034/offtopic_doakes.mp4?ex=68ea1d8b&is=68e8cc0b&hm=a53e3975275f03a3d2d1cbc7f8bd449b5ee01d9743a2ede1115ac0234967d569&

literally this

[wide chasm]

Offtopic is corrupted

You should have stayed in newbies when you had the chance

[slim blaze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1179576389050044456.webp?size=48&name=evil

here

have it back

[oblique belfry]

NO WAY

[covert ocean]

who made this,

[oblique belfry]

oh

motherfucker

i hate you

[slim blaze]

check pins

[covert ocean]

its a good

misinformation

[oblique belfry]

im in disbelief

@sour rivet

[sour rivet]

that prob wont show my first instance of talking to you tho

[oblique belfry]

yeah probably

your first "doge" is from 2023

[sour rivet]

i wonder about sam...

i do remember one of my times speaking to her i made her change her nickname for a bit

[oblique belfry]

we were watching 2023 summer show

[sour rivet]

old

[copper vapor]

when don't you wonder about sam

[sour rivet]

bro thinks shes on my mind 24/7

[vital venture]

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/firefly-dinosaurs-hoban-washburne-alan-tudyk-science-fiction-gif-4420510

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/joey-swoll-bath-playing-dinosaur-buff-gif-974433150749411319

this is me if u even care

[pliant meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382731666742968333/1426222064200847381/561383551_780422801564419_5576035576778279061_n.jpg?ex=68ea704e&is=68e91ece&hm=ee118810527eba4a84adc7fc617506eedb335b459df468a14aa8a51e57f9c8d1&

[carmine laurel]

I dont care

[vital venture]

Bath aint got enough bubbles thats rough

[sour rivet]

ated them all

[wide chasm]

that looks nasty

[vital venture]

This is watching that kitchen nightmares episode all over again

They should make a version of that show for work/school cafeteria

[pliant meteor]

The UK one?

[wide chasm]

is it fresh frozen?

[opal star]

I mean, quality to a point. Lower quality than tisas. And the sights are usually off from the factory. They'd be better if they weren't imported by EAA. The only difference between a Beretta 92F and a Girsan Regard is the locking block.

[copper vapor]

I definitely don't think so

[pliant meteor]

The one with the orange duck (orange squash sauce)

[vital venture]

I deadass didnt even remember there was different ones

[sour rivet]

You Definitely do

[copper vapor]

12 messages

in the past 12 hours

[slim blaze]

This is my kind of video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea3NUDiX3eA

[copper vapor]

like clockwork

[copper vapor]

o shit

[upbeat verge]

@oblique belfry ty for join stream

[slim blaze]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVVVl7LyPLA

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stairs-fall-down-stairs-explosion-explode-gif-16415651593764552095

[hexed stag]

so how long until Nineeleven 2.0?

[oblique belfry]

huh ?

[upbeat verge]

you didn't join stream?

[oblique belfry]

no ?

[upbeat verge]

omg it was an impostor

[oblique belfry]

i was busy looking at past messages

[upbeat verge]

omgggg

[vital venture]

We really should get a zero days command for this

[upbeat verge]

sound the alarm

[oblique belfry]

reading comprehension

[upbeat verge]

impostor in electrical

[oblique belfry]

dodge = doge

[upbeat verge]

listen mane

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

shut it

[oblique belfry]

🧍‍♂️

@sour rivet @blazing maple

[upbeat verge]

finally hit 360 followers

[vital venture]

I knew dodge was funded by doge coin

[pliant meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-melon-nuke-bounce-gif-11929255093104071409

[copper vapor]

bro had to censor

we truly live in a society

[slim blaze]

2025 media platforms:

Strings of fate got severed when liveleak died

[pallid sapphire]

yeah they instantly demonetise for that kind of stuff lol but the naked lady that wipes windows can still earn the pretty penny on Youtube

[oblique belfry]

@snow tree

[distant finch]

I dont remember Tisas having 92f clone? only the cheetah clone

and thanks for letting me know, at least the rear sight is adjustable, so I'm not too concerned about sight being slightly off

[copper vapor]

[pallid sapphire]

thats a lot of twerkers

getting dissolved

[marsh cargo]

They added the Hex arcanes into the dust gacha machine

[covert ocean]

idk why this thing is so expensive anyways

oh well

[timid hollow]

i realized my ram was set to 2000mhz in bios

hopefully changing it to 3000 will solve my armored core problems, i would implode if i get to worm or finale and cant finish it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wieFlxRVMuQ

interesting, spares me of playing it

[marsh cargo]

Enders

[timid hollow]

never got to play it

[marsh cargo]

Very pog

[timid hollow]

only contact i had with it was metal gear ac!d 2

[marsh cargo]

It's very Kojima

[copper vapor]

oh no, people are acting like ZoE is popular again?

ah 1 year old video

phew.

[timid hollow]

nah i know that dude from his armored core vids

he is a big mecha fan so he said he should try ZoE

[sour rivet]

Why did he do dat

[blazing jackal]

kojima

i sleep

more yoji shinkawa works

real shit

[oblique belfry]

good question.

anyways

[proven tundra]

Treating myself for lunch

[oblique belfry]

this was the moment i sealed your fate

[sour rivet]

Bro forgot the sam dm pick

But this was one of the factors, yes

[marsh cargo]

Enders is neato tho
Before Kojima fully set on his American wannabe persona

[sour rivet]

Now show off the start of minecradt offtopic

[oblique belfry]

the moment i posted miku and my lockers she wanted to start fortnite

we duo'd

then pyrson came and you.....or was pyrson the 4th and you were the 3rd to join

[sour rivet]

You also sealed sams fate and i proceeded to play a shit ton of stuff with her

You doomed her to deal with me

FOREVAAAAAA

[oblique belfry]

i love tiny changes that affect a whole relationships

[sour rivet]

And YOUUUU gotta deal with me

[oblique belfry]

muh butterfly effect in action

[sour rivet]

FOREVVAAAA

[oblique belfry]

good

[sour rivet]

TOGETHAAA

[oblique belfry]

YAAAAAY

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-happy-celebration-joy-confetti-gif-25557730

[oblique belfry]

i didnt know this

[copper vapor]

play Left Behind

[sour rivet]

and then

[copper vapor]

fuck yeah

[sour rivet]

ALL FOR JONSEY BABYYYY

[copper vapor]

13 in 13 hours
do you have an internal sam clock

[sour rivet]

then i bought fortnite crew and became miku

ok bro

[copper vapor]

oh wait that's 14 already

[pallid sapphire]

[copper vapor]

internal clock is broken

[proven tundra]

It was good/10

[sour rivet]

do you have an internal clock to rage on me anytime i mention sam?

[oblique belfry]

now you are grinding fortnite more then me

[copper vapor]

when are we playing the actually good fortnite game

[oblique belfry]

pubg ?

🛌

[copper vapor]

no wtf

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

stw, you jabberwock

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

doesnt exist

[blazing jackal]

ym fm left alive?

[copper vapor]

oh shit. yea

[sour rivet]

i grinded a lot last month cuz i wanted gorlillaz

[copper vapor]

coulda sworn it was called left behind

or maybe it was just what ppl called it after it flopped

[blazing jackal]

well, squenix def left behind front mission

[blazing jackal]

never touched fm series tbh, but art is superb

[copper vapor]

they've been remastering FM games. I think they remastered FM3 recently

wtf

they remade fm1 and 2 for all consoles

now 3 is switch only?

this does not spark joy

[blazing jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/xrd-exrd-crypto-btc-eth-gif-23801255

nintendo

[copper vapor]

yea

it's bleak

I have now lost all hope for FM4 and FM5

[blazing jackal]

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-girl-i-need-a-monster-monster-drink-i-need-a-monster-right-now-need-a-monster-gif-16762877038712818711

[snow tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1329938662900895825/joostincident.gif

[quiet yew]

[snow tree]

Vro doesn't have the gif version ts pmo 🥀 🥀 🥀

Btw

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet

found it

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

we in fact

did ball

[snow tree]

Bro, Discord wants me to add 2FA again, buddy, I have 2FA since it was possible to add it to this app

[copper vapor]

glad I don't have any of that yet

[snow tree]

Emphasis on yet

[copper vapor]

everyone does eventually

[sour rivet]

we should do aternos prominence again in the anniversary

good ol days

[copper vapor]

no matter how physically active you are, when old age hits, it hits

[oblique belfry]

nah hell naw jigsaw you tweakin

[sour rivet]

i have a whole collection of these images

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

here

[snow tree]

We ballin

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcuV2WW2fOs YOOOO?

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY

love this vid everytime it pops up again i rewatch it

fucking parrot going :D

[sour rivet]

@oblique pivot

[oblique belfry]

what

oh

[sour rivet]

soiled

[oblique belfry]

oh my god wait did i forget to grind murdoc

[sour rivet]

you what

[oblique belfry]

thank you game

yep i forgot to grind murdoc

oh well

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/stranger-of-paradise-final-fantasy-origin-chaos-jack-gif-21978837

[sour rivet]

idort

also WHO THE FUCK

[copper vapor]

at least you still got 2 months

[oblique belfry]

no this is a new pass

i missed the last skin

of last pass

[sour rivet]

can this season end pls

i want new map

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-rip-jensen-adam-deus-gif-26053399

[sour rivet]

it was fun during godzilla

and aight durin the crime

[thick plover]

Dude

I got on just now

and first thing I see on my screen

Who the fuck is this on my friends list

[sour rivet]

Conagris The Punisher

[oblique belfry]

fuck did they do to calamity

[blazing jackal]

[latent hazel]

Ezgi from dying light the following?

[latent hazel]

maybe visa and mastercard were right

[sour rivet]

that looks NOTHING like her you are tweaking

[oblique belfry]

meanwhile original calamity

[blazing jackal]

no theyre not, may them rest in piss

[oblique belfry]

last form

[blazing jackal]

when warhead hits the world bank

[sour rivet]

trench coat better

[oblique belfry]

[blazing jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/маша-и-медведь-волк-ку-ку-глупый-gif-3122255287655167994

[copper vapor]

warwick

[sour rivet]

when actual anthro woman

[oblique belfry]

Eh

they just slapped an armor

on it

and called it a day

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

WHY DOES HE HAVE A MUZZLE

[copper vapor]

aight

busy day today

[oblique belfry]

okay ruined the skin

entirely

[copper vapor]

gotta stop slacking

[oblique belfry]

get to work

[blazing jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/волк-волккружится-волккружитсявлесу-wolf-wolf-dance-gif-25541086

[oblique belfry]

good luck

[copper vapor]

I'll come back to tease bird some more when I can

you better keep the 1:1 mention to hour ratio when I get back

[sour rivet]

WAHHHHHHH

CANT MENTION A SINGLE FRIEND HERE

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck ?

OH

the gamemode has its own progression system

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

stop looking at me like that

oh what

[arctic flicker]

just tip a flower pot near it

[oblique belfry]

they improved horde rush ?

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/placing-the-pot-upright-derpy-kpop-demon-hunters-standing-the-pot-up-netflix-gif-10912984531992512830

i love the goober

[green granite]

[oblique belfry]

aint no way this is how they bring back augments

[thick plover]

deadlock time

[sour rivet]

the lash

[green granite]

Honse

[green granite]

Part of me sometimes confused that Fortnite by default is not an RPG game

Cuz it looks like it should have been an RPG game

[rocky turtle]

[azure owl]

PANZERFAUST

what is this mod anyway?

[pliant meteor]

Huh I didnt know there was already a 3rd season for Primal

https://tenor.com/view/genndy-tartakovskys-primal-prehistoric-animated-dinosaurs-spear-and-fang-gif-17326345

[oblique belfry]

WTF IS THIS MODE

[sour rivet]

fuck kinda recommendation

[timber oxide]

We can record Fortnite Experience 2 when this season is over

[oblique belfry]

its a pve mode

[rocky turtle]

i was wondering why im getting so much skill points with level up in new vegas
my intellect was too low

[oblique belfry]

not br

[timber oxide]

Doge you don't understand, but that's expected

[rocky turtle]

i though i got 10 intelligence
dementia too strong

[real aspen]

https://youtu.be/K6asOSpckgU?si=Q8Oip-TEeaD0trg1

Looks so damn silly

[oblique belfry]

guess i dont

why when season is over ?

[sour rivet]

because this season SUCKS

[timber oxide]

Cause I don't like it

[sour rivet]

didnt they remove everything from it

[oblique belfry]

fair

[sour rivet]

like the bugs

[timber oxide]

Simple as

[sour rivet]

n shit

[oblique belfry]

i dont know

still havent played br since that patch

im rn playing new horde rush mode they improved

so far liking it

augments make everything unique

me liek

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna be busy with BF6 in a moment

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/neebs-gaming-hank-and-jed-neebs-rat-tat-tat-sniper-gif-15640120

[sour rivet]

[thick plover]

GREATEST DECISION

IVE EVER MADE

MY VISCOUS IS PLAYING SAXAPHONE IN THE VOICE CHAT

DURING THE PAUSE

[sour rivet]

[blazing jackal]

they need more boolets

[real aspen]

goes hard

[blazing jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/i-need-more-bullets-epic-guy-i-love-big-weapons-pointing-gun-gif-3554821375821506405

[timid hollow]

Dayum got a new FCS and now my rockets hit everything

Time to clear arena and start chapter 3

[arctic flicker]

need some more bullets

[broken mountain]

@oblique belfry I had an encounter with trevor just now with a couple that wanted me to ride them into a motel

I didnt expect them to start fucking on the backseat just like that

Lmao

[thick plover]

HE WAS LIKE INSANELY FUCKING GOOD AT IT TOO

[real aspen]

guh

do they just start recording as soon as game drops

[left mantle]

Yes.

It's the race to be the first to upload the video so you show up when people look it up

[real aspen]

damn

shame

[arctic flicker]

pre-recorded and uploaded at drop

[real aspen]

blind playthroughs are kinda ehhh imo, at least for no-commentary stuff

[sour rivet]

Mkiceandfire my savior

[real aspen]

mikeyrog sweeps

[green granite]

@sour rivet

Today is Friday

[real aspen]

hitless playthroughs

[green granite]

In California

[sour rivet]

Haw

[uneven sapphire]

SHAW

[timber oxide]

I need more bullets

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/today-is-friday-in-california-gif-25066545

[uneven sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/more-bullets-gif-17781749803592184394

[hexed stag]

@real aspen

[arctic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/super-sentai-ninja-sentai-kakuranger-today-is-friday-in-california-gif-25093546

[oblique belfry]

yep

they do it on the road

[timber oxide]

Me when I field the battle for the 6th time

[real aspen]

[

[arctic flicker]

you need some more boolets

[timber oxide]

I need more boolets

(gun noises)

[hexed stag]

His accent was incredible

• the part where he shouts "Shoot" as he shoots

[arctic flicker]

https://youtu.be/9WaYCdQ8FOQ?si=FZShr1uw3kw2pXv9

[pliant meteor]

Gamer's Little Playground is still one the OG when it comes to game movies tho

[real aspen]

that one's good too yeah

i hate internet

google's better it seems

[left mantle]

You need to be specific

[real aspen]

what's the point of ambient mode on youtube

[sour rivet]

colors around the video

[rocky turtle]

wtf that even mean

[real aspen]

be evil

[left mantle]

Old term for a "lazy or irresponsible" person, often used to describe "good for nothing" people in a derogatory fashion

[azure owl]

replace the apostrophe with "v" and see what it does

also, what mod is it?

[carmine laurel]

yeah it literally means never do well

[green granite]

Man thats just so

[arctic flicker]

go blow up megaton

[green granite]

Hinged

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/stay-gold-umamusume-heineken-beer-ステイゴールド-gif-17203209366003823667

[rocky turtle]

TTW modpack uranium fever

i think i should start doing main story i already got 20 level

[timber oxide]

Guns

[green granite]

BATTLEFIELD 6

[rocky turtle]

[real aspen]

who the fuck pays 1 billion dollaroos for a fork when you can just go outside and grab a twig

or use sharpened bones

[rocky turtle]

[azure owl]

if it's not "one billion to figure out plastics from stone age", I will be impressed

[real aspen]

i assume it's just the whole setup costs

[wet lantern]

It actually runs well on my 2060

https://tenor.com/view/the-fuck-dragon-ball-goku-sips-tea-gif-15497868

[real aspen]

molds, production chain, supply chain, maybe even cost of 'raw oil to plastic' pipeline

[timber oxide]

I was actually super surprised that the beta ran well on my laptop

[wet lantern]

Mine is a laptop too

[real aspen]

what's your laptop specs

[timber oxide]

I mean, it's not bad, but some of the games that released recently can't be reliably ran by it

[copper vapor]

ugh time for a break

[wet lantern]

You can change soldier appearance RAAAGH

[sour rivet]

discord changed the search function ui

[timber oxide]

i7-12700H, RTX 3060 (6gb), 32gb RAM, W10

[real aspen]

damn

[timber oxide]

This thing can't run Borderlands 4

It also struggles with MH:Wilds

I can't run Gei Zone Warfare

[copper vapor]

it's the vram

[timber oxide]

Yes

[wet lantern]

Jensen huang does it again

https://tenor.com/view/nvidia-gif-14251978375826396304

[timber oxide]

I mean I think I could probably try to run Gray Zone Warfare

I'm not gonna try BL4

[timber oxide]

The thing isn't even that old, I think it's a 2022 model

[carmine laurel]

neither of those go down her horns far enough to be correct

[wet lantern]

This does level my cap

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/air-fryer-iron-man-clearly-clearly-you-dont-own-a-air-fryer-iron-man-clearly-you-dont-own-a-air-fryer-gif-7993878807645613694

[hearty wyvern]

Rah the clippy movement is working

[timber oxide]

wha happe

[hearty wyvern]

They stopped one city from using taxpayer money to install AI surveillance cameras around (all the data stored to a private server owned by flock the company selling the surveillance)

[sour rivet]

first 1

[real aspen]

why is that aug so low

wait

not aug

i mean

acog

[quiet abyss]

im starting to see what sparter meant with the boltgun

this thing takes 9 years

to pull out

as zealot

far faster as vet

[marsh cargo]

[hearty wyvern]

Y'all see FN is making a bolter

[quiet abyss]

the bolt pistol might be FAR faster

[wet lantern]

I ain't asking questions I'm just here to battle the field

[real aspen]

damn

[quiet abyss]

which is why im now using either bolt pistol or stub revolver

[copper vapor]

BOLTGUN

[quiet abyss]

happy now?

dickhead

[marsh cargo]

I was right
As always

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/gadriel-space-marine-2-warhammer-space-marine-warhammer-40000-gif-336276864448769752

[quiet abyss]

only on zealot of course

[marsh cargo]

I'm gonna tech you some tech for zealot

[teal spade]

[quiet abyss]

because as veteran theres perks to make switching faster

[timber oxide]

Oh wait my laptop is actually a 2023 model

[teal spade]

@wet orchid @slim blaze

[quiet abyss]

never appreciated them until i didnt have them

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

On zealot if you charge and Insta cancel it
You can cancel the pull put animation
And magdump instantly

[timber oxide]

Which makes it even more funny that in 2025 I can no longer play new games on it

[quiet abyss]

holy shit FN being sued by GW was not on my bingo card (its their idea)

[wet lantern]

This does AKMNSU-100-203-111-SNMU my 74-U12M

[quiet abyss]

im listening

[quiet abyss]

oh im blind

dw about it

[marsh cargo]

.

[oblique belfry]

bruh

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna go buy some drinks and then I shall field the battle too

[teal spade]

[quiet abyss]

wait with the boltgun?

dude you just gave me the stupidest idea

too bad i discarded my boltgun for the materials to upgrade the pistol

[wet lantern]

OOO RAH

[copper vapor]

fuck

[teal spade]

the grenades aren't rocket proppeled, they're safe for now

[hearty wyvern]

Alr back to cdda I recently acquired a cops firearm after watching him walk into a horde of zombies