╟❓general-offtopic

[oblique belfry]

I DIDNT SEE THIS ONE

[copper vapor]

[flat violet]

Fucking real

[oblique belfry]

Sound where did you send this

[broken mountain]

cult of buttholes
youyou = stretcher
outsourcing porno

[obsidian sun]

i will stretch you

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-true-morgan-freeman-morgan-freeman-true-balatro-true-gif-3209347132886976225

[oblique belfry]

no banana ?

bad build

[broken mountain]

Like twice

[flat violet]

Only the OGs can get this one

[obsidian sun]

fuck the banana
used it like 20 minutes ago and it died on the first round

[broken mountain]

Outsourcing cuckery

[flat violet]

I was about to say "you forgot cards" ahahahah

[broken mountain]

Falco = stalin

[flat violet]

Can't even moderate my bathroom

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/loyd-move-mad-angry-gif-15156427

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

I think I have some memes I didnt post yet

[flat violet]

And I don't even have them all anymore

[broken mountain]

On the pc

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

Uncensored goatse video is lost media

[oblique belfry]

WHAT

IT EXISTS ?

[broken mountain]

offtopic iceberg

[flat violet]

It clearly exists since that dude posted that shit multiple times

And it wasn't censored

[oblique belfry]

offtopic 2025 recap when

[broken mountain]

31 of december, already told you

[oblique belfry]

so its in the works ?

[broken mountain]

yep

[obsidian sun]

just a week away

[little depot]

Oh dear god

[obsidian sun]

wohoo

[oblique belfry]

never kill yourself

[broken mountain]

adobe file already done

[oblique belfry]

offtopic recap 2025 tomorrow

[obsidian sun]

surely nothing will happen in 2 months

[broken mountain]

I would finish it in a week

[oblique belfry]

image perms gone again on last week of december

[little depot]

The end of the world

[flat violet]

I actually wonder if the dude tried at least once to post that shit, only to find out he's hugging a wall

[broken mountain]

But idk if any drama will happen til new years eve

[little depot]

This is your sign to start some

[copper vapor]

I did forget something

[blazing maple]

can i post something related to current american politics

[copper vapor]

"procedurally generated"

[blazing maple]

it's funny

[copper vapor]

[flat violet]

Okay

[oblique belfry]

[little depot]

Only if it's funny

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/piyushmittal/status/1974477938864070969 The portland frog enables his forcefield to scare away his enemies

Piyush Mittal 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇬🇪🇨🇦🟧🌊🌈 (@piyush...

Portland frog scares Trump goons into submission

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 4, 2025, 2:13 PM

[obsidian sun]

it's not funny

[oblique belfry]

bot ahh response

[little depot]

This shit is so ass

[oblique belfry]

also holy aura

[blazing maple]

frog powers

incredible

[little depot]

Nvm this shit isn't ass

Discord embed actually played

Thanks discord

[obsidian sun]

anything that lives in portland for that long gains super power

[oblique belfry]

bro didn't even click play and said its not funny

[obsidian sun]

i had it copy pasted

[blazing maple]

this is the audience I have to deal with

[little depot]

I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE DISVORD EMBED

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

judge me by my enemies

[little depot]

Your enemies are a group of lactose intolerant children in Mediterranean Tibet

[broken mountain]

and I have pyrson turning people against me

[oblique belfry]

speaking of

is he dead

been a while since i've seen him

[obsidian sun]

@timber oxide are you ?

[little depot]

It's been like

One day

Are y'all on crack

[broken mountain]

its been like a few hours

[oblique belfry]

then it must be me

[broken mountain]

He was in here in the morning iirc

[blazing maple]

I could beat them easily

[blazing maple]

he's either dead or worse

pregnant

[oblique belfry]

my timing is off

[blazing maple]

or EVEN worse

[little depot]

But they know tibeten monk techniques

[blazing maple]

employed

[oblique belfry]

[little depot]

Gregnant

[blazing maple]

I know batman techniques

[broken mountain]

or even worse

[oblique belfry]

wasn't he already employed though

[broken mountain]

fucked by a man

[little depot]

Okay she wins

[broken mountain]

[little depot]

Synonymous with employed tbh

[oblique belfry]

mans grinding for the money

let him be

[copper vapor]

really wasn't funny tho

falco, kill her

[obsidian sun]

bro was playing trackmania

fuck you on

[blazing maple]

parry sfx

[oblique belfry]

im used to getting shittalked by him around these times

so thought something was off

[blazing maple]

oh shit it's 1 am

[obsidian sun]

ok i'll do it instead

[little depot]

This is why I'm lesbian 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[blazing maple]

I should fuck off!!!

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-fallout-2-melt-death-skeleton-gif-3008741448320655254

[oblique belfry]

you should fuck off and sleep

[copper vapor]

nerd

[rocky turtle]

its scottish flag

[little depot]

Are your bones not a part of you

[oblique belfry]

turkish army forces

[little depot]

Sorry my bad 🇮🇪

[oblique belfry]

modern tech

[rocky turtle]

EEEEEW

[blazing maple]

my bones are named Alan and he's the worst

[oblique belfry]

i shall retaliate with my own fo4 clips now.

[oblique belfry]

[little depot]

Are they like one entity or is it like a gestalt consciousness of alans

[blazing maple]

1 guy

[little depot]

All of your bones

[oblique belfry]

man im telling you

[little depot]

Is one dude

Alan

[oblique belfry]

fo4 is peak meme game

[left mantle]

The "Godless bastard" immediately on the load is what sells this

[oblique belfry]

i know

its peak comedic timing

[little depot]

Fo4s jank is half the magic ngl

[oblique belfry]

and half of the time its your dumbass fault

[chrome zodiac]

Oldest trick in the book

[little depot]

Welp

Mimimi time

See y'all on Christmas eve

[oblique belfry]

wait before you go

[little depot]

Yes?

[oblique belfry]

have 1 more

ok goob night now

[little depot]

Gooni

[proven tundra]

8 more dorfs if anyone wants to work the salt mines or whatever

[little depot]

I'll be a child lithium miner

[obsidian sun]

can i be "make rock door"

[oblique belfry]

farmer
sleep

[oblique belfry]

i want to be that farmer

[copper vapor]

my ears

[proven tundra]

as I recall the last time you were in my fort doge

[chrome zodiac]

Nightiee

[proven tundra]

you were captain of the guard and you went on a rampage and killed a bunch of people

[oblique belfry]

Shut up danse watch me do this shi-

[copper vapor]

chem resistant my beloved

chug all the drugs

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

either that or just carry 500 addictol with you at all times

addictol addiction

[oblique belfry]

thank you game

[broken mountain]

kill yourself

scotland forever

[timid hollow]

Some of These arena ACs are pretty tough

[thick plover]

I GOT THE FUCKING JOBBBB

[proven tundra]

[thick plover]

IM GOING TO WORK AGAIN TOMORROOOOIW

[oblique belfry]

[thick plover]

EASYYYYYY

[proven tundra]

congrats bogdan

[obsidian sun]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/875501266640457812/968086148595482664/Iuqmjhzw-1.gif

[little depot]

Let me sleep

[real aspen]

guh

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/scotland-quebec-aye-oui-aye-scotland-oui-québec-gif-17028590020650160410

[oblique belfry]

bro only had few days of unemployment

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-LnZ-x7HddY

[obsidian sun]

power rangers was so wild i couldn't even tell if this was a porn intro

[copper vapor]

it's those thicc lips

and that leather onesie

[obsidian sun]

not that

the acting

yea ok that too

but mostly the acting

[broken mountain]

Just when I said youtube aint promoting shit

I got 2k views on a single video in 2 days

they trynna bribe me to like their platform

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

swan jumpscare

[copper vapor]

squeaky wheel gets the grease

[broken mountain]

[left mantle]

Booster gold

[broken mountain]

Damn bro, I am so mad I dont get billion views per 3 minutes 😔

@youtube

[left mantle]

I cannot read that saying without thinking of that justice league unlimited episode

[copper vapor]

gravity circuit looks like a mega man game

[broken mountain]

I will be the most egoistical motherfucker alive

cant tell me nuthin

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/dc-comics-gif-5337492

gotta rewatch JL some time

still the best cartoon ever

[left mantle]

the DCAU remains one of the best extended universes to date

[copper vapor]

it's kinda sad that they haven't done anything with it of late, other than some animated films

[real aspen]

i ate a pomegranate

[copper vapor]

maybe X-Men '97 will kick Warner back into gear and prompt them to do something

[real aspen]

yum

[oblique belfry]

oops

[copper vapor]

and their recent animated films have been kinda wack

like uh

Superman Red Son was uh

interesting

[chrome zodiac]

I ate a chocco Croissant

[copper vapor]

batman ninja and suicide squad isekai

[chrome zodiac]

Also yum

[real aspen]

guh

i want choco croissant

[chrome zodiac]

Go to a bakery :3

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZChWTApMDFk

[chrome zodiac]

Hai

[chrome zodiac]

ZEUS! YOUR VOLKSWAGEN HAS RETURNED
I BRING THE DESTRUCTION O OF THE TODDLERS OF OLYMPUS

[oblique belfry]

KRATOS CAR.

[copper vapor]

KRATOS MESSI

[pallid sapphire]

Next year we get a DW3 complete edition remaster

[oblique belfry]

YOU WILL NOT GO ABOVE THE SPEED LIMIT OF THE GODS

[copper vapor]

have you forgotten DWO

[rocky turtle]

new faust id is peak

[chrome zodiac]

YOU WILL NOT DENY ME MY FREEBIRD SOLO

[obsidian sun]

let's see what's they hype all about

[ocean shoal]

Dying light 2 pics

[oblique belfry]

erm actually its the beast

🤓

[obsidian sun]

he's unleashing it

[ocean shoal]

Oh yeah dying light the beast

[oblique belfry]

[obsidian sun]

im craning it

[broken mountain]

bro

[oblique belfry]

cannonball be upon ye

[broken mountain]

there was supposed to be an assassins creed game in the US civil war where you would play as a black guy fighting the ku klux klan

That would be so fucking awesome

makes more sense than yasuke

[ocean shoal]

Daddy Joel

[chrome zodiac]

I sure would be interested in pats to the head... (My meds are speaking through me)

[proven tundra]

@honest whale
both of our cats have adopted you
did you want to name them?

[oblique belfry]

is.....is that bella ramsey

[broken mountain]

have we met before?

[broken mountain]

that bitch belongs everywhere

zendaya 2

[oblique belfry]

[ocean shoal]

God I hope so

[oblique belfry]

why would you mod bella ramsey

in tlou

game

[ocean shoal]

It’s random wlf solider

[oblique belfry]

wait what

[broken mountain]

I want a mod for tlou which swaps everybodys face for bella ramsey

men too

[ocean shoal]

You wouldn’t believe the pics I have

[oblique belfry]

I THOUGHT JOEL WAS BLOATER RESKIN AND ELLIE WAS BELLA

[broken mountain]

@oblique belfry you wont believe it

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS DOWN SYNDROME

The fuck happened

[oblique belfry]

bella ramsey happened

[ocean shoal]

I wish there was a mod that has Joel wear gas mask at all times

[broken mountain]

peak fallout

tf is that game even about

[pallid sapphire]

@oblique belfry DIVORCE

[ocean shoal]

I’m curious how the legion go 2 will run gamma, since steam deck could push 45fps with Screen shaders off

[broken mountain]

No

[pallid sapphire]

my Wife is watching Arcane now

[broken mountain]

NO LAFF

[pallid sapphire]

i gotta divorce

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR BEST MAN

maybe during the second wedding

[pallid sapphire]

You can be my best wife

[broken mountain]

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

It's too late.

[oblique belfry]

arcane good show

[broken mountain]

Cafe Latrio-Berlin tomorrow at 5pm

we are going to a motel afterwards

[oblique belfry]

for a non league player

[pallid sapphire]

i dont go to Berlin

[broken mountain]

come to Poland then

[pallid sapphire]

Going to Berlin is like licking the Tschernobyl Elephant foot

[pallid sapphire]

I have no Benzin

[oblique belfry]

me like carpet bombing

[broken mountain]

pour gas

[pallid sapphire]

No moneh

im dry rn

haha @sick trail

[broken mountain]

whats your revolut

[pallid sapphire]

Idont have that

[broken mountain]

I dont have one

[pallid sapphire]

i only take cash

fuck paypal

[broken mountain]

whats your address, ill send it via mail

[pallid sapphire]

You gotta come over here,give me cash,il fill up and meet you in Poland

[broken mountain]

but

if I come there, why would you come to me

[pallid sapphire]

THats the point

[hexed stag]

bank transfer that shi

[pallid sapphire]

Nah fam they fucked bank transfers

i actualy cant receive money rn because of shitty EU laws lol

[onyx vigil]

So my day has been nice, it was the last day of school this weekend since I have a free day tomorrow so I don’t have to go to school, I went and got some beer and preparations for tomorrow, I got to see free uncensored boobs on YouTube that was nice, and my mother is coming to visit me tomorrow, so overall it’s fine

[pallid sapphire]

They changed it around that the name has to be correct

and since i got married my name isnt changed

[hexed stag]

why would your name need to be changed...

[onyx vigil]

so yeah it’s been a nice day for me

[pallid sapphire]

Cause i took her name

[hexed stag]

[pallid sapphire]

Her name has weight and is known while with my mine they think im some polish foreigner

[hexed stag]

"Her name has weight"

https://tenor.com/view/can-i-get-uhhh-uh-uhh-uhhhh-uhhhhh-gif-16027964425850179471

[pallid sapphire]

She also has weight

ha

ha

ha

but nah her father was a pretty decent and well known lawyer in town

[hexed stag]

that's nice

[ocean shoal]

W rizz

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/now-that's-what-i-call-a-distraction-from-the-epstein-files-now-that's-what-i-call-epstein-files-epstein-now-that's-what-i-call-music-gif-17137429653524272758

[copper vapor]

https://youtu.be/1Je1WXy3T6o

[slim magnet]

i just watched one (1) video on the walking dead and my feed is now littered with more videos about it like dude

i didn't even care for the show after the second season released when i was a kid

[timber oxide]

Battlefield tomorrow

[thick plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1405977660496150680/ssstwitter.com_1755281590339.mp4?ex=68e8a3fc&is=68e7527c&hm=523992915bda3b47364d2a8ebfc42350ad0c97ee81e23e126951794684e5fec9&

@sour rivet

@oblique belfry you too

[oblique belfry]

i feel like besides bf6 there was smth else for tmrw too

forgot what though

[thick plover]

tahiti

[broken mountain]

your vasectomy?

[broken mountain]

@upbeat verge

[oblique belfry]

no

[broken mountain]

ah yea

figured you didnt have a dick in the first place

[oblique belfry]

huh ?

[thick plover]

he didnt play that part of the game yet

[timber oxide]

I have no idea, thus it's completely not important

[oblique belfry]

makes sense

[thick plover]

doge ive hometh after 8 hours of work

I should be playing a competitive game now

[oblique belfry]

[thick plover]

bro my dopamine receptors are gonna be so regenerated after working every day

like the work I do is so mind numbing, only positive is the coworkers are kinda fire

if you gave me cocaine after a month of working this job I could probably fly

[oblique belfry]

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

i swear to god

didnt ongbal do ghost of tsushima all bosses?

cause i cant find the vid anywhere

[copper vapor]

I searched one thing about hades and now my feed is all hades
at least it's hades 1 and not 2

[real aspen]

but distinctly remember it

[copper vapor]

oh and I clicked one The Blacklist short
now all my shorts are raymond reddington being "based"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPFRItMOgPo

[hexed stag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550869975385112606/1425855108305911848/1760020731256.mp4?ex=68e91a8c&is=68e7c90c&hm=e4844ab82021ca198b455e84297ac23292afa2e4f9979d45c407084ae2bbd45d&

[left mantle]

What can we say, Spader kills monologues

[copper vapor]

indeed he does

but I don't need youtube shorts for that, I watched the whole thing

[quiet yew]

me but MGS1
good for the time, sure but nothing more than that

[left mantle]

Making Spader the voice of Ultron was one of marvel's greatest moves for the MCU

Character was like 60% monologue

[quiet yew]

cutscenes are probably the best thing about it
and you know, I can just watch those on youtube

[copper vapor]

I'd argue it wasn't even good "for the time". too arcadey, had silly mechanics from 80s games like enemies (and snake himself) flashing when being hit, getting i-frames for recovery

it's just the whole "omg it's like a movie" vibe thanks to 30 min codec calls for every 5 mins of actual game

the acting was definitely top notch

[quiet yew]

yeah the combat blows ass
which you would think wouldn't be a problem in a stealth game
the problem is that MGS1 isn't a stealth game

it's just not

[copper vapor]

stealth game
boss fights every 15 min

[quiet yew]

and the "stealth" wasn't even that good

Thief blows it out of the water

[flat violet]

Patient gamers stay winning

[copper vapor]

it kinda was, actually. Enemies could hear you if you stepped on loud surfaces. they could see your footsteps in the snow
hiding inside a cardboard box wasn't an instant I win button... if they were suspicious of your last known position, they'd be suspicious of a box being there

[rocky turtle]

its TACTICAL ESPIONAGE ACTION GAME

[left mantle]

Damn can't believe a game made me root for the french

[rocky turtle]

idfk what that mean

[quiet yew]

nobody calls it that
every redditor ever calls it the greatest stealth game ever made

[copper vapor]

https://www.vxinstagram.com/p/DPfPrshETn3/

pls work

it peam

it work

[rocky turtle]

EW

reddit

[left mantle]

The greatest stealth game of all time was the GTA loading screen clearly

[copper vapor]

it's on the label

[quiet yew]

and even if they didn't, the game would still be a mediocre blend between stealth and combat that just doesn't work

[left mantle]

It included real world mechanics

[quiet yew]

nah it was GTA SA house robbing mission

cuz you know

[left mantle]

It was a test of dexterity to shut off the TV when you heard the door handle rattle

[quiet yew]

my parents were cool with me playing Postal 2

so uhh

not an issue

[proven tundra]

Imagine living with your parents in 2004

[left mantle]

Not all of us are fossils rat

[proven tundra]

[quiet yew]

I wasn't alive in 2004

so technically I didn't live with them

[proven tundra]

[quiet yew]

well

unless you count being in my dad's ballsack

[proven tundra]

I do not

[copper vapor]

I'm glad my parents weren't that controlling of media consumption

[proven tundra]

My older daughter was 3 in 04

And my younger wasn't born yet

[copper vapor]

they'd want to know what games and movies and TV shows I'd be interacting with but they'd be cool with any and all of it

[quiet yew]

yeah unlimited and unsupervised internet access is something

[broken mountain]

if its outside france then its gonna be better than base game

[copper vapor]

eh. just gotta know what's right and wrong, and what's real and what's fiction

main takeaway I had from all of this as a child is "yay I can be a horrible mass murderer in a videogame because I sure ain't gonna be one irl"

[quiet yew]

yeah basically

[proven tundra]

When my girls were old enough for cell phones
I told them I didn't care what they looked at and ask questions about stuff they didn't understand
But if a friend's parent ever came to me and said they were showing titties or whatever I'd throw them under the bus

[broken mountain]

leaving the house at 4yo

[quiet yew]

I actually really dislike violent/graphic movies

cuz it sort of feels like the horrible shit happens to real people

even if it's just acting

[copper vapor]

I understood videogames and films and whatever as identical to make-believe stories

it's make-believe, it's not real. so just go wild and have fun

[timber oxide]

Bro I was like 7

[broken mountain]

I mean thats reasonable

[proven tundra]

Smh my h

[copper vapor]

my faovrite part was asking my dad to buy me Dungeon Keeper 2

[proven tundra]

All you young whippersnappers

[broken mountain]

I dont feel anything with gore, but somebody getting hit in the crotch instantly makes me hurt

[quiet yew]

I'm 20

[broken mountain]

I can feel it

[timber oxide]

To be honest, by the age of 7, in Poland you're already in debt and suffering from alcoholism

[proven tundra]

Get off my lawn!!

[broken mountain]

at 7 I probably already had a sip of beer from my uncle

[copper vapor]

This is the game's cover art.
Now imagine a 50-something year old dad buying this for his 12 year old son

"a horned demon with a scythe and a leather-clad bimbo

surely this game is appropriate for minors"

[quiet yew]

same
and I hated it
still do

[broken mountain]

I mean ye

[quiet yew]

just tastes like bitter piss water

[broken mountain]

Thats a good scenario

but then I started drinking at 15

[copper vapor]

I had a similar experience. We were all at home having sunday lunch, I noticed dad and uncle were drinking beers, asked them what it was, they told me and offered me a sip

[proven tundra]

My sister let me take a drag off her ciggies when I was like 8? Put me off cigarettes for the rest of my life

[copper vapor]

It's fine if you're in a safe environment, under supervision

[quiet yew]

my parents were a bit stricter on that
got drunk at 18

[copper vapor]

and yea it's also a great way to learn these things are awful

[timber oxide]

You probably had shitty beer then

[broken mountain]

I try to moderate my drinking but yea

its been a while from the trying everything phase

[quiet yew]

tried most of the popular beer in Czechia so I doubt that

[proven tundra]

My 78 y/o mother also has the opinion that all beer tastes like horse piss

[broken mountain]

the latest thing I drank was rakija, since I never had it before

[timber oxide]

Because I got to drink a bit when I was young, I'm now not suffering from alcoholism

[quiet yew]

can't say I disagree

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

I also don't smoke because I got to try that too

And I don't do drugs

[left mantle]

Beer generally is fuckin piss.

[quiet yew]

haven't been drunk for like 1,5 years now
just don't see the point anymore

[timber oxide]

I just drink from time to time

[quiet yew]

yeah it's funny to get shitfaced with friends but it got old fast

[timber oxide]

Getting drunk and drinking are two different things

[broken mountain]

my family had some drinking and smoking habits up until my dad, which stopped drinking when he met my mom

[copper vapor]

on my wife's birthday we went to a restaurant that had its own artesanal root beer
it tasted kinda sweet and went down REALLY smooth. You barely felt the presence of any alcohol

I had two shots and thought "I'm gonna die on the next one so I'm probably stopping here"

[left mantle]

I hate to say it to y'all who enjoy it but every beer, imported or otherwise, has just tasted like piss water

[timber oxide]

There's no harm in drinking a beer or two on friday evening to celebrate surviving another week

[quiet yew]

yeah fair
but I don't see a practical reason to drink without getting drunk as I don't like the taste of any alcohol

[proven tundra]

I just stopped drinking alcohol two years ago
Picked it up again last year for a bit
Stopped again
Bad news for my whisky collection

Good news for my liver

[copper vapor]

the best part about this game is that I showed it to my dad while I was playing

"we build a dungeon and then we attract all sorts of monsters to live in it and we fight heroes and capture them and torture them until they die and become skeletons or vampires
it's a game about being the bad guy"

dad was just laughing his ass off all the way through me showing him the gameplay loop

[timber oxide]

You can send me your whisky collection

[left mantle]

Time for me to get a passport to raid the shelf

[timber oxide]

I don't like whisky

[broken mountain]

Whiskey is an interesting one

some are meh, some are godlike

[timber oxide]

I in general only like beer and "like" vodka

[copper vapor]

"you can slap your minions to make them work faster"

he picked up the mouse
slapped a wizard so many times he fell unconscious, half-dead

[quiet yew]

whenever my dad saw me playing something, he laughed at the fact that I have infinite ammo and lives

got a steering wheel + pedals last year and started playing Assetto Corsa and he doesn't laugh anymore
whenever he sees me, he just silently and respectfully observes

[copper vapor]

based

dad redemption arc

[quiet yew]

yeah he was a big car guy back in his days

street racing and shit

also big into Formula 1

[copper vapor]

I'd like to have peripherals for racing sims and whatnot

[timber oxide]

I tried to explain Trackmania to my dad today

[copper vapor]

but my previous experiences with such things have not been good

[quiet yew]

what happened?

[copper vapor]

my dad didn't do racing, only watched formula 1, indycar and nascar

he liked the videogames

but we didn't have money for steering wheels and whatnot so it was just on keyboard

still we had a lotta fun

[quiet yew]

my dad was into F1 before the iron curtain fell
had paper models of all the F1 cars from the 1970s

[copper vapor]

bought a stick to play elite dangerous and it came with faulty buttons

RMA'd it
the replacement had even more faulty buttons

I got my money back and gave up

granted it was some shitty single stick with like 8 buttons and the shittiest throttle I ever witnessed

but that's what I could afford at the time

[raven swan]

Chat my new earbuds just arrived

[quiet yew]

buy a thrustmaster T150

probably the cheapest wheel I would actually recommend

[slim magnet]

i'm the thrustmaster when with your moms

[raven swan]

going to smell them now, scarlet fire up next

[quiet yew]

[raven swan]

[slim magnet]

kick buttowski ahh emoji

[copper vapor]

[raven swan]

[copper vapor]

I can't even find that in stores here.

[raven swan]

devious emoji addition

[copper vapor]

I found a T598

[raven swan]

which emoji had to executed for this though

[copper vapor]

and it costs twice as much as I earn per month

[supple lotus]

we gotta start a gofund for Omnis

[raven swan]

chat the new earbuds pass the scarlet fire test

[copper vapor]

I would absolutely fucking love to play racing games on a steering wheel, especially since I could start playing some racing sims with my brother

[copper vapor]

I have no idea what that test is but happy for you

[raven swan]

up next, doing it right

[raven swan]

bro doesn't watch dank pods 🥀

[copper vapor]

My brother bought a "full" setup for racing, including a chair and a frame to set up the gearshift controls + pedals + wheel on

spent a fortune

but it's his thing so

absolutely worth

he even got a 3 screen setup

[quiet yew]

try looking for a logitech 920, G25, G27, G29

they're all the same thing

but re-released

and the older ones are actually better

[copper vapor]

found a g29

slightly cheaper than the T528

[supple lotus]

I assume sending stuff to you would be taxed, ye?

[copper vapor]

wait

I think my brother has this one.

[copper vapor]

very likely. Our customs office loves holding stuff and charging us a fortune to release it

[supple lotus]

mmmh

[quiet yew]

you live in the balkans or something?

[oblique belfry]

bruh why do you need incantation to shuffle the musics

[copper vapor]

worse

oh wait not worse

[supple lotus]

I'd send you a wheel otherwise, but ofc they're fucked about it

[copper vapor]

[quiet yew]

south america?

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

BRAZIL NUMERO UNOOO 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[proven tundra]

[raven swan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0qZ9kK_YWY

[copper vapor]

Senna was fucking wild and insane

[quiet yew]

my GOAT

[copper vapor]

"if I see a gap and I don't take it

I can't call myself a race driver"

[raven swan]

[quiet yew]

if only Imola 1994 didn't happen

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

[quiet yew]

is the joke sex?

[oblique belfry]

hot springs episode

[quiet yew]

even better

[raven swan]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-shocker-shocked-black-guy-gif-27526370

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-dream-bbq-gif-1340031231211267922

[quiet yew]

picasso looking ass

[sour rivet]

kill this guy

[quiet yew]

[oblique belfry]

WHERE THE HELL IS THE BOSS ???

[raven swan]

https://tenor.com/view/stand-cat-gif-27114887

[rocky turtle]

15 floors run
killed ricardo and jetstream sam

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-ena-joel-g-joelg-dreambbq-ena-dream-bbq-gif-3131079630272348330

[oblique belfry]

you just reminded me about its ost again birb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8_fZedifX0

[sour rivet]

begone

[quiet yew]

WHY YOU BOOING ME

[oblique belfry]

B o o

[rocky turtle]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@quiet yew

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)

[quiet yew]

[oblique belfry]

bastard

[sour rivet]

bro already on moros?

[copper vapor]

@oblique belfry game has turkish
it peam

[oblique belfry]

i don wanna continue nemesis as lover

[oblique belfry]

"Soon"

[copper vapor]

:c

[sour rivet]

how considerate of you
leaving her all to sam

[copper vapor]

demo does not have turkish

[oblique belfry]

still interesting that they have turkish support

90% of AAA's dont

[copper vapor]

this ain't AAA

[oblique belfry]

makes sense

its the indies that support turkish

and poles

for some reason

[copper vapor]

[rocky turtle]

are u sure?

[oblique belfry]

both techland and cdpr always supported turkish language in their games

[sour rivet]

pretty sure

[rocky turtle]

demo is out already?

[oblique belfry]

not this retarded meme again

SHOO

GET OUT

[copper vapor]

out today, yea

main menu music has me in tears

it's haven town theme from 5

[oblique belfry]

i either wanna go for moros or odysseus

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

the demo's factions

[oblique belfry]

for relationships my mind is like this :
Hecate - motherly figure
Nemesis - jealous older sister
Odysseus - cool uncle with many stories to tell
Moros - innocent child that only knows what he's been told by the adults
Dora- 0 fuck giver lazy friend
Eris - Chaotic gaslighter friend that you have to put up with

[sour rivet]

where does icarus fit in this

[oblique belfry]

childhood friend that you see once a year

[rocky turtle]

Hecate - motherly figure

[oblique belfry]

well she was the only motherly figure mel had for her life

finished her bond first and it makes sense why

[rocky turtle]

[raven swan]

motherly figure? the only hecate i know is capable of turning present tense people into past tense

[oblique belfry]

i love the hecate sniper

[supple lotus]

too much spaghett

gonna burst

[oblique belfry]

moar

spaghet good

[raven swan]

livestream it, because apparently now livestreaming the ejection of things from the human body is okay now

[oblique belfry]

whuh ?

[raven swan]

(refering to the livestreamed delivery of a baby on twitch)

[oblique belfry]

oh that

bro that was the first post i saw when i woke up

how the fuck is that allowed

even twitch ceo congratulated the family

[raven swan]

your guess is as good as mine

[supple lotus]

i will stream, later. as long as i dont coma out in 5 minutes

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[raven swan]

bro goes to school and first insult he'll hear isn't "you poopy pants" it will be "your mom's an OF girl and your birth was livestreamed for cash"

[pallid sapphire]

[oblique belfry]

"Your moms a streamer "

[left mantle]

I could go for some spaghett for lunch

[oblique belfry]

dunno if that would be a good thing or a bad thing

[pallid sapphire]

https://youtu.be/cxZdgfP284w

[raven swan]

good if you're the respected ones like pewds i guess

[oblique belfry]

maybe

[raven swan]

bad if you're like hasan's child or something

[oblique belfry]

Fucking

shock collar

[raven swan]

assuming uncle darwin won't remove him from the gene pool using natural selection

[raven swan]

[rocky turtle]

wdym

[sour rivet]

*and has a OnlyFans * cough

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

why are you not playing Olden Era

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

actually caught

[raven swan]

"i've seen the tits you sucked on, they're mid"

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/kathlol-speed-ishowspeed-speed-laugh-ishowspeed-laugh-gif-3259526663984568833

[oblique belfry]

"no wonder your mom is very liked by the likes of us"

[raven swan]

he won't be the kid with the hot mom because of the allure of an older lady

[oblique belfry]

true

okay im so confused now
who the fuck do i talk to

4th is prometheus i suppose

[rocky turtle]

its moros dumbass

[raven swan]

anyway i guess i should leave it at that, the kid's peers will bully hime enough i don't need to throw shade when its not even been a week since he was released into this world

[oblique belfry]

i did many times though

props dialogue didnt kick in

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/316978886087016449/1166790446412996618/bnuuy_pancake.mp4?ex=68e94248&is=68e7f0c8&hm=5823e9ff9b59b111c3323d6ad019fd6d12f93959009b4749f95d92fbbc91aaf4&

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

pank

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1425886483981795458/RDT_20251009_083522.mp4?ex=68e937c5&is=68e7e645&hm=8bf657d6cb9799029ceb0fb1a9fd89e952cb5c569e33aadf28179ec6afb87e45&

[copper vapor]

is Kratos in the game?

[oblique belfry]

would've been great

actually

[raven swan]

i don't know the plot but is it kronos, zeus and whoever your trainer is

[rocky turtle]

nah its Heracles

[oblique belfry]

i think someone fanmade kratos in hades 1

[oblique belfry]

WAIT ITS HERACLES ?

bruh i thought it was prom

[rocky turtle]

i doubt that

probably they both

if u know what i mean

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wvBDcgSvoU

found it

[raven swan]

[sour rivet]

it is

[raven swan]

finally a father figure for the boy

[sour rivet]

he fucking HATES the gods

[oblique belfry]

ye

thats what i thought too

[copper vapor]

this is actually peam

I loved Ninja Blade because of this

[oblique belfry]

GoW

[copper vapor]

the finishing move on bosses was a QTE similar to god of war and MGR

[sour rivet]

deadpool game slap wolverine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oCaTOvOYXE

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

i wish this game wasnt delisted

[raven swan]

should i finish hades first then go to 2 or do i just dive in so i don't feel fomo

[oblique belfry]

finish hades 1 with mbo

he on hades 1 train as well

[rocky turtle]

[raven swan]

[oblique belfry]

oh yeah i just got this aspect

how is it

[raven swan]

but i don't even know if i have the time now

[rocky turtle]

best one for me

[raven swan]

way too many things to turn in this month

[oblique belfry]

i like the nergal axe rn

BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK

[sour rivet]

what

[nocturne aurora]

remember taking a dude out from 2km away takes skill

[oblique belfry]

hell naw

people would call slenderman "condom skin" as well

[rocky turtle]

yeah but but i like daggers hidden aspect more

[sour rivet]

fuck em

[rocky turtle]

and after that skull one

[sour rivet]

im slenderman

[oblique belfry]

oh ?

[raven swan]

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

spoiler it duh

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

speaking of skull aspect

[oblique belfry]

wait i thought you knew every aspect already

or was it birb

who said it

[rocky turtle]

birb didnt know shit

[sour rivet]

i did

[oblique belfry]

he did

[rocky turtle]

i already got all aspects maxxed

[sour rivet]

bro thought i didnt know

[raven swan]

[sour rivet]

he thinks im not a knower

[oblique belfry]

he only doesn't know story

[sour rivet]

😔 i beated the game but nothing more

[timber oxide]

We're gaming

[oblique belfry]

meanwhile im on the epilogue grind

[copper vapor]

STARING AT DEATH
I TAKE A BREATH
THERE'S NOTHING LEFT

[oblique belfry]

holy fuck its shovel knight

[rocky turtle]

HERE IS COME

[copper vapor]

I CLOSE MY EYES
FOR ONE LAST TIME
AND SAY GOODBYE

[rocky turtle]

OBLIVION

[timber oxide]

To quote steam
"Last played: 2017"

[broken mountain]

[oblique belfry]

?

[raven swan]

does he shovel
and does he dig

[timber oxide]

Yes

[raven swan]

[copper vapor]

LYING NAKED WHILE THE SNOW FALLS ALL AROUND ME
DRIFTING CLOSER TO THE EDGE BUT SHE WON'T HAVE ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb_-bGLLhn0

[oblique belfry]

infinite skulls

[raven swan]

bro really reacts and people die because of it

[rocky turtle]

machinegun build

[oblique belfry]

oh shit you are right

[rocky turtle]

build ares on that

and u gonna have an lmg

[oblique belfry]

what about hera or zeus ?

[oblique belfry]

bad to the bone riff

on each attack

[raven swan]

https://tenor.com/view/bone-gif-9583965047034155743

[rocky turtle]

poseidon on main attack

and their duo

special u take ares

[oblique belfry]

damn the blood daggers are fun too

[rocky turtle]

go for hephi legendary on them

[oblique belfry]

FAK

[oblique belfry]

oh i see why

moar dmg

[raven swan]

ok fr

night night

[oblique belfry]

nighty

[rocky turtle]

yeah its gonna bee 999 with hephi boon

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[rocky turtle]

and add this too

[oblique belfry]

hephi attack / special / legendary

and that too

[rocky turtle]

• if u got lucky with 2 hammer u go for 50% chance for 2 proc of blood trial too

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

I still can't get over Titan turning into a car in the eden raid

[rocky turtle]

our character got fucked up memory from erping in limsa lominsa

[copper vapor]

titan savage was a lot of fun

[pallid sapphire]

@oblique belfry i blame you

my Waifu cries thx to arcane

[oblique belfry]

fuck now ?

told you

[pallid sapphire]

you gotta answer for your crimes

[oblique belfry]

for a non league player

[pallid sapphire]

Your Hasans replacement Doge

[oblique belfry]

the show is amazing

[oblique belfry]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[pallid sapphire]

Shock therapy

[oblique belfry]

NO PLEASE

[rocky turtle]

what does it mean i dont understand

[copper vapor]

dog abuse

something something

⚡

[oblique belfry]

shock collar on a dog

[quiet yew]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[oblique belfry]

because he was climbing on couches or some shit

[rocky turtle]

@sour rivet odessey had a purpose

[copper vapor]

also behold

[broken mountain]

who tf is hasan

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

a song that sounds very suspiciously like When Worlds Collide by Powerman 5000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9f44iJftVM

[rocky turtle]

PEAK SOUND

[copper vapor]

my favorite heavensward theme

AND IT DOESN'T PLAY WITH SEPHIROT'S MOUNT

[rocky turtle]

[rocky turtle]

0/10 shit game

[copper vapor]

the dumbass birb plays the FF6 boss theme instead (his 1st phase)

also friendly reminder bf6 tomorrow

[rocky turtle]

same day im getting my paycheck

@oblique belfry

[copper vapor]

didn't we have an emoji of a dog "smirking"

[oblique belfry]

good luck getting 8 rocks

because everytime i get this mf

i have around 4-5

[rocky turtle]

i got 5

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

and 3 gods in my pulls got rock

s

[oblique belfry]

neat

[oak magnet]

i actually fucking love vibe cop as a song so much

like legit, if the album is like vibe cop, might just be my fav

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xHJYljCqDI

[broken mountain]

I want to make a video

but I dont know what about

[oak magnet]

the lyming conspiracy if the messages are still there

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry we got genderbent Midas before Fredward Fazbearington the III

[oak magnet]

that was a fun time

[oblique belfry]

again ?

[chrome zodiac]

Guh

[sour rivet]

heres hoping they didnt nerf spice as well

[oblique belfry]

this is like the 3rd time genderbent midas comes back

I ALWAYS COME BACK

[sour rivet]

WAHHH IM WILLIAM AFTON

I ALWAYS trips over pebble OH FU-

[chrome zodiac]

MICHEAAAL

[broken mountain]

vc with ivan is something else

peak experience

[copper vapor]

phew good thing it's the OG velma

[oak magnet]

rn?

i wanna hear him

[broken mountain]

5 min ago

[oak magnet]

ivan

[oak magnet]

FUCK

[sour rivet]

yeah but what the fuck is goin on with shaggy

[broken mountain]

ill send you vid of him

one sec

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958342885005221898/1425882918617878618/snoipar.mp4?ex=68e93473&is=68e7e2f3&hm=ba00d385d9b2b62e131a7729e248b30ee1bba50afa06d6dc12274b63f62ed8f1&

I was there with him

its him that says most of it

[oak magnet]

aww the accent

[chrome zodiac]

I kinda feel like watching old ukrainian crime movies for no reason at all

[broken mountain]

and me in the background

[slim blaze]

Gamma in my offtopic?

[sour rivet]

but damn what a shot

[solid sundial]

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[broken mountain]

kill yourself

you havent pinned iedy goon

[slim blaze]

bruh you idiot

[chrome zodiac]

FINALLY IT WASN'T ME

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/take-him-to-the-principals-office-mr-electric-sharkboy-lavagirl-principals-office-gif-4335338353965964559

[slim blaze]

you were supposed to ping sound not me

[sour rivet]

you gotta reply first

[slim blaze]

i did

[broken mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/now-that's-what-i-call-a-distraction-from-the-epstein-files-now-that's-what-i-call-epstein-files-epstein-now-that's-what-i-call-music-gif-17137429653524272758

[slim blaze]

stupid ass bot is tarded

[sour rivet]

well then engine just hates you i guess

[quiet yew]

the what?

[wet lantern]

iedy's goon, the goon of iedy

[rocky turtle]

what bro talks about

[broken mountain]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[broken mountain]

not this one

[slim blaze]

wait, this is not pinned?

[broken mountain]

nope

WAIT

IS HE

[broken mountain]

;JNASL;JHDASKJDFSKHJFASKHAFH

[copper vapor]

[broken mountain]

4 PINS IN A ROW

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@oblique belfry

IT HAPPENED

[pallid sapphire]

lel i told Panzer Elite devs they can put their Beta Branch patchlogs only on Discord up their ass and they deleted the thread

[sour rivet]

YOUR GREED IS RUINING THE ECONOMY!!!

[pallid sapphire]

Now im eager to see if they do it like i suggested

[broken mountain]

just get to making the vid man

Ill edit it for you, just sing the part

[proven tundra]

[quiet yew]

PEAK

[broken mountain]

18 cinema reacts

we are so back

[copper vapor]

they can easily post it on steam update notes

[broken mountain]

nothing can beat the og tho

[copper vapor]

but "muh discord engagement"

fucking morons

[quiet yew]

send link

[broken mountain]

bro

check all pins

its all kino

[pallid sapphire]

Which i said they can even just for Beta branch updates

[sour rivet]

im still tryna figure out the lyric mannnn

[pallid sapphire]

They post normal updates there so why not even Beta branch stuff

[broken mountain]

search by: soundtrackj pinned: true

[broken mountain]

if you need help then knock me

[oblique belfry]

wait what happened

[broken mountain]

iedy goon got pinned

[oblique belfry]

again ?

[broken mountain]

the one that I thought I'm gonna get banned for

[quiet yew]

bro how many pins do you have

[broken mountain]

a lot

Ill send you the best ones

[oblique belfry]

wait it wasnt pinned ?

i thought it was wtf

i even remember falco pinning it

[rocky turtle]

!1984

[solid sundial]

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[broken mountain]

#╟❓general-offtopic message #╟❓general-offtopic message #╟❓general-offtopic message #╟❓general-offtopic message #╟❓general-offtopic message @quiet yew

those are the best ones

tho the "internet is really really great" is not mine, ill remove it

[oblique belfry]

"who is responsible"
"for what"
"for getting you pregnant"

[broken mountain]

best iedy line ngl