╟❓general-offtopic

[marsh cargo]

Quite a bit

[quiet abyss]

ok so theres 2 cleave stats

cleave targets and cleave damage

[marsh cargo]

No cleave or finesse on pp sword makes it sad

[quiet abyss]

damage more important?

[sour rivet]

can confirm

[marsh cargo]

Amount of targets
And damage dealt to targets

[quiet abyss]

so the reason my power sword has been nice is because those stats are ok

[oblique belfry]

the illusion of choice

[quiet abyss]

i have high 50s for those stats

not great

could be better

[sour rivet]

i vote left

[quiet abyss]

how is this looking?

[oblique belfry]

wrong

[quiet abyss]

im not sure about the heat management thing there

[hexed kernel]

how fast it overheats

[quiet abyss]

or power output

[marsh cargo]

60 heat
Riip

[quiet abyss]

yeah i just remember reading its a dump stat, but idk

[timid hollow]

i hope the dude who ddoses german bf4 servers at 2 am in the morning gets fucking smited by a piano

[marsh cargo]

MOV is the dump Stat not heat

[timid hollow]

i literally hope that he gets run over

[nocturne aurora]

wtf

[quiet abyss]

ok new roll

[timid hollow]

may his next necklace be a tight rope

[nocturne aurora]

why

[timid hollow]

may he get fucking cancer

[quiet abyss]

i tried again

[timid hollow]

there

i said it

[quiet abyss]

looks more promising

not amazing tho

[marsh cargo]

You know what
Thats fine

[nocturne aurora]

warst du auf dem server ja ne

[quiet abyss]

ok so i should keep this?

[slim magnet]

chat i'm looking for this particular rap backing track remix of bach's bardinerie that was popular as background music for videos in the early 2020s and maybe late 2010s but i'm not so sure about that last one

[timid hollow]

probably some toxic kid that got banned on all servers for saying the n word

[quiet abyss]

and discard the rest?

[slim magnet]

i'm sure you know which one i'm talking about, or have at least heard it before

[timid hollow]

like dude is doing that for a week on all servers

[slim magnet]

i can't find it for the life of me

[timid hollow]

i play bf4c normal conquest, server goes down every 30 mins, i play only locker server, server goes down every 30 mins

get some fucking life dipshit

or end it

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-disappointed-mad-upset-gif-26051039

[marsh cargo]

It's good roll
Just they the Pfalchion
Is kinda not great when not powered
So the blessings make or break it

[oblique belfry]

just learnt that this is the most broken batshit insane boon in the game

[nocturne aurora]

rope yes, train no

[quiet abyss]

ah ok

so what blessings?

[nocturne aurora]

bf4 is still standing ?

[quiet abyss]

i want tips

[quiet abyss]

yeah

i believe battlefield 4 is

[marsh cargo]

Heat management ones
And damage per heat

[quiet abyss]

i mean BF3 is too

iirc

[timid hollow]

a few german servers that get full everyday

but the ddos guy is literally killing it

[quiet abyss]

alright got it thanks spunker 34

[nocturne aurora]

bf3 is iirc low player count but ey thgey still standing

[oblique belfry]

i wonder what happens if i already have every boon a god can offer

[marsh cargo]

The Pfalchion is also quite mid at dealing with carapace armor

So you better pack a bolter/plama

[quiet abyss]

the formidable carapace perk

(its not gonna help lots)

[oblique belfry]

bruh

[nocturne aurora]

why having fun when you can be an asshole and ruin it for everybody

[quiet abyss]

i usually always use my locke bolter

[marsh cargo]

It doesn't make a difference

Better use flak armor perk

[quiet abyss]

i love my chug chug boomstick

[quiet abyss]

thanks for the enlightenment, gonna go get that

[marsh cargo]

Or maniac

[quiet abyss]

i mean i did unyielding

but i might change to maniac

since im not seeing big change

[marsh cargo]

Unyielding is bosses

Maniac is ragers

[quiet abyss]

like plague ogryn?

[marsh cargo]

Yep

[quiet abyss]

OH

[quiet abyss]

so thats why the health bar go down

so much

when i just mag dump the heads

[oblique belfry]

wasnt this episode released last year

[sour rivet]

7 months ago

[oblique belfry]

damn

[sour rivet]

"the episode came out 7 months ago. an executive producer just confirmed they’re most likely done with the character."

[marsh cargo]

I need to revisit the accatran lasguns

[quiet abyss]

wait arent ragers the like, berserker ones?

[marsh cargo]

Maybe I'll do a run

[marsh cargo]

Yeah the dual axe dudes

[quiet abyss]

oh those fuckers

theyre mildly annoying

[nocturne aurora]

noting beating like with an LMG and magdumping with an Ogryn in an wave

[quiet abyss]

i usually blow them to smithereens with my fuckass bolter

but yeah i think that would be a good addition to psword

[hexed kernel]

since you're new it's better to just block/dodge them and wait until your mates deal with them

[marsh cargo]

1 Is not an issue
But rager waves (15) of them might be

[hexed kernel]

you can dance around them but it's tricky

[quiet abyss]

block is funny

doesnt work past the 3rd hit

stamina is just gone after 3-4 swings at you

you just gotta dodge tbh

[marsh cargo]

when i feel goofy
i devil claw them and wipe the wave

[marsh cargo]

the problem is you run out of dodges and stamina and now you are dead

[quiet abyss]

i found it best to just use the power sword until a boss/rager shows up

then i just magdump

with bolter

save it for the ragers

[marsh cargo]

in case you didnt know you have a limited amount of dodges

[hexed kernel]

i don't like the claw :(

[quiet abyss]

exactly

thats why i just kill the big bastards

with the bolt rifle

[marsh cargo]

no one does
but parry le funny

[quiet abyss]

i wish power sword had parry, but then it would kinda suck XD

because the whole reason power sword even works is the BIG damage boost

otherwise its just... ok

because it just mops the floor with hordes and specialists alike (until its a rager)

[marsh cargo]

yeah and it becomes good when you get the perk that lets you do 3 stikes before it powers down

[quiet abyss]

yeah thats why i love it

i have it

[marsh cargo]

its broken

[quiet abyss]

makes it easily like S tier

[marsh cargo]

soo gud

[quiet abyss]

top 3 best vet melees

for sure

i will die on that hill

[marsh cargo]

i will be dead before i use the dueling swords on a non psyker

[quiet abyss]

also

3 stikes

[marsh cargo]

[hexed kernel]

i just want the power fist

two, actually

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-cat-car-cat-milk-stupid-gif-18439761

[hexed kernel]

one for vet and one for ogryn

[marsh cargo]

flashlight

[quiet abyss]

i want power fist because i know 100% theyre man portable

wait

healthbars???

[marsh cargo]

thats on the test arena

[quiet abyss]

should be in game

[hexed kernel]

they sure are

[quiet abyss]

[marsh cargo]

it is

in game

talk to the lady in the water tank

[hexed kernel]

power fist + plasma pistol

[marsh cargo]

the meat grinder arena

[hexed kernel]

come on fat shart

you can do it

[quiet abyss]

i was reading nightbringer and i remember reading that a power fist SPLIT A LEMAN RUSS OPEN

like GIMME THAT

[quiet abyss]

no i mean in ops

like missions

[marsh cargo]

you mean the health bars ?

[quiet abyss]

because i dont like just remembering the amount of swings/shots

[quiet abyss]

mhm

[marsh cargo]

you can get a mod that enable them outside of the grinder but they are kinda not good

[quiet abyss]

aw man

imma go eat

take a break from dorktide

then i go do more heresy missions

for big diamantine

because im not going above heresy, because i dont wanna

[marsh cargo]

i could join you if you want

[sour rivet]

throw rock

[quiet abyss]

no i dont need another cuirass carry situation

it just feels like im not needed XD

its cool to see max level characters, but it also feels like i could just not be there XD

im just working on getting my curios and weapons sorted out

[marsh cargo]

well then lets go on damnation

it will be fine

[quiet abyss]

im barely done with my bolter/psword setups

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

for you maybe

id be cooked

im bad at this game

i go down on heresy ffs

im not good

im still learning attack patterns, and what is and isnt good to do

[marsh cargo]

tbh

90% of the skill gap in the game is knowing how to weave

[quiet abyss]

anyways, imma go eat pizzer

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-pizza-gif-24370310

[quiet abyss]

wave

i didnt know i needed to know how to make wicker baskets to play darktide

will keep that in mind sharter_34

[hexed kernel]

i hope whoever invented the rotating shops stabs all their toes every day

multiple times a day even

[marsh cargo]

ik

its soo cringe

i would have bought the spce marine ogryn skin

[quiet abyss]

"multiple days a day" 👍

[marsh cargo]

just look at this mf

[sour rivet]

big man

[blazing maple]

i've noticed majority of players don't shove and just keep swinging and get merc'd in melee

[sour rivet]

oh hi sam

[hexed kernel]

i also hope the same happens to whoever intented this abomination of a language that i'm forced to use become the br*tish decided to colonized half the planet three centuries ago

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/hunter-l4d-left-4-dead-rip-tear-apart-gif-17449998175850971822

[sour rivet]

AHGAF'A

[quiet abyss]

smartest ogryn vs dumbest space marine (ogryn wins because he just smushes the marine)

[sour rivet]

GHAT

[hexed kernel]

haaii

[sour rivet]

GET IT OFF

[marsh cargo]

sam randomly appears when needed

[sour rivet]

waaait

isnt it job day

[quiet abyss]

skill issue

get good

[nocturne aurora]

I would rather say that the developer of this system should break his little toe by running into the edge of his bed at 3:30 in the morning while his mother-in-law is visiting

[blazing maple]

who want me

[quiet abyss]

just learn the fuckass language of fuckery

[sour rivet]

the deities

[quiet abyss]

bribe probably

[green granite]

Rodent of Unusual Size

[blazing maple]

fuuuuck

shiiiiit

[sour rivet]

no no

this is good

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/Wario64/status/1975222121782722652

Wario64 (@Wario64)

Funcom is closing Metal: Hellslinger developer The Outsiders https://t.co/ztitTHMe9n

X · Oct 6, 2025, 3:30 PM

[sour rivet]

dont make it weird

[left mantle]

You just need to not use the plural of a time to note more than once during that time next time.

Also..."because the br*tish"

[quiet abyss]

shut up avian cretin

[sour rivet]

nah

[quiet abyss]

yah

https://tenor.com/view/399269-cat-middle-finger-cat-cat-meme-cat-funny-gif-7145826872122606660

[oblique belfry]

it begins

[green granite]

Damn

[left mantle]

Man

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/DeMickyD/status/1975309958184096236

Micky D (@DeMickyD)

X · Oct 6, 2025, 9:19 PM

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

where my watchman helm

[blazing maple]

yeah i bet you like watching men

[sour rivet]

with my extravagent skirt

[marsh cargo]

i miss when the revolver was able to do this

[sour rivet]

no i watch you

and i steal clips to post here

[copper vapor]

[left mantle]

@frank hearth Got from a rogue exile, just sold for 2 annul

[frank hearth]

[copper vapor]

holy shit a super mario reference

[frank hearth]

fucking things worth 2 anuls realy

[copper vapor]

can't wait for the nintendo lawsuit

[frank hearth]

i have like 3 of them in my stash

[left mantle]

Yes.

Really.

[marsh cargo]

[blazing maple]

nintendo only goes after poor people in mexico they don't go after actual big groups

I'd explain more but

political

[copper vapor]

not political at all

[sour rivet]

nintendo is political

[copper vapor]

they just go after easy prey who can't afford decent lawyers

[sour rivet]

source: [this message has been redacted by the Nintendo Assassination company]

[blazing maple]

(REDACTEDS) in the (REDACTED) talking about energy drinks:

[sour rivet]

[blazing maple]

can you decypher it?

that's right

Femboys in poland talking about their energy drinks

[sour rivet]

if i decypher it i will be whipped

[sour rivet]

why are they talking about how much they have

boring ass convo

[left mantle]

It's become habit for me to check uniques with my trade overlay

[sour rivet]

tell me FLAVORS

[blazing maple]

what else is there in poland

nothing

[sour rivet]

pyrson

poles

uhhhh

[marsh cargo]

VS now the nerfed my little pew pew

[sour rivet]

i unno

[marsh cargo]

[pallid raft]

i can think of one more

[sour rivet]

also i forget, what armor was that again

[hexed kernel]

kerfur

[copper vapor]

alright, just had dinner
Fingers crossed I don't puke it out immediately

[hexed kernel]

why would you 😭

[sour rivet]

he HATES his food

[marsh cargo]

i hate that even after 2 fucking years of reworks
veteran is still no keystone to build

[sour rivet]

vet has been powercrept by literally everyone

what the FUCK were they thinking with arbites talent tree

[copper vapor]

sick

[marsh cargo]

yeah ik arbi kinda fucked

but vet has plasma still

[copper vapor]

arby's

[sour rivet]

mmmm arby's fries

[oblique belfry]

[marsh cargo]

which is carrying the entire fucking class like a single lego

[oblique belfry]

got the 1st aspect

[frank hearth]

meanwhile ogrin crying in the corner

[copper vapor]

gotta justify the $20 price tag by making the dlc character absolutely busted

[oblique belfry]

what if they are all maxed though

[sour rivet]

fuckin vermintide had their dlc careers busted as hell

and they was CHEAP

[copper vapor]

money

they realized they could just

charge more

[hexed kernel]

oh come on he's strong now

[sour rivet]

yeah ogryn is good

[marsh cargo]

well DT careers are basically 3 classes rolled into 1 per class given its an entirely new character

[blazing maple]

how's zealot doing

[oblique belfry]

oh

[sour rivet]

i saw them in the latest patch notes

gimme a sec

[marsh cargo]

arbi is zealot but without needing to take damage

[frank hearth]

well they gutted the book build

which makes me sad

[sour rivet]

ffs

[marsh cargo]

you cant spam it

which was the benefit of it

[left mantle]

I'm startin to think this might be my next node, holy fuck bleeding does so much

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

common fatshark L

[static axle]

scenery be on point

[rocky turtle]

im french now

[oblique belfry]

whats the topic btw

i couldn't follow

[sour rivet]

dw bby

continue hadesing

[marsh cargo]

fallout and darktide

[oblique belfry]

ah

idiot servant best perk

[blazing maple]

terrible formatting, 10 years exile

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

i'm going to the steam patch notes

[marsh cargo]

i want them to be good
but they fucking suck

[sour rivet]

man FUCK you i was being helpful

killing myself and writing your full name in my note

[frank hearth]

[hexed kernel]

i don't think a sniper-esque weapon of any sort can be good because of how the game is designed as a whole

it's too chaotic and fast paced

[marsh cargo]

they should just let it auto fire when max charge
while holding the trigger down

it would be less micro

so you had either spam light shots
or full auto slower charged shots

the bayonet not sucking dick would also be nice

[sour rivet]

man

i dunno what to play

OH WAIT

[marsh cargo]

and you know
a sight

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry update on that fnf mod

my fingers hurt

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

like i was not prepared for the amount of notes i had to press on the 3rd song

fuckin 3 notes im NOT allowed to hit

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-mf-boyfriend-fnf-fnf-friday-night-funkin-fnaf-gif-25129270

[sour rivet]

one drains my hp

one locks the note and i gotta spam it to break free

other just hides that side

[blazing maple]

lotta buffs all round

[marsh cargo]

yeah

[blazing maple]

now we wait for the eviserator to be better

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

never happening

[marsh cargo]

they gave the dueling sword a parry now

[oblique belfry]

[marsh cargo]

which is just

why

[sour rivet]

they arent too bad doge

[oblique belfry]

vine thud on all of em

[sour rivet]

the drain isnt bad

[blazing maple]

ah

fantastic

[sour rivet]

if i HIT MORE

its bad

[blazing maple]

just what we needed

[sour rivet]

its like a build up

[oblique belfry]

man the """hardest""" mod i've played was tricky

stopped doing fnf stuff after that

[marsh cargo]

whats even the point of the devil claw anymore

[sour rivet]

tl;dr from what ive seen from the darktide update

not worht playing atm

[hexed kernel]

wait what

[marsh cargo]

yeah it has the devil claw carry

[frank hearth]

[frank hearth]

pardon

i missed that

[hexed kernel]

maybe i should start readijng the patchnotes

[frank hearth]

fuck you mean that fucking thing has a parry now

[sour rivet]

dueling sword meta never ending

i thought someone here said it was NERFED

[marsh cargo]

in case non of you believe me

[hexed kernel]

meta this meta that... and you haven't meta single girl in your life yet

[frank hearth]

[marsh cargo]

i did
but looked inside
they gave it parry and they tried to frame it as a nerf

[sour rivet]

sigh

[frank hearth]

HUH

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/KyeZzzz/status/1975220765193900423

k (@KyeZzzz)

X · Oct 6, 2025, 3:25 PM

[frank hearth]

how the on gods green earth are you going to sell giving the duelling sword parry AS A NERF

[hexed kernel]

me (on the right) and the girl i pulled by being a good person :3

[frank hearth]

IN WHAT WORLD

[sour rivet]

fatshark world

[marsh cargo]

aaah you see
the downwards heavy now has 20 less damage

[hexed kernel]

obese fish stamp of quality

[sour rivet]

reject darktide

return to vermintide yes-yes

[marsh cargo]

carapace damage also went from 0.8 to 0.9

like

it needed that

[static axle]

@carmine laurel @runic condor

[blazing maple]

for newbies only I guess

[sour rivet]

and we still dont have an offline mode

or a faster way to go to all vendors

ugh

[blazing maple]

Fatshark make aquillas earnable. Remove the shop rotation. Buff underused weapons

[marsh cargo]

1 class per player is mega cringe

[sour rivet]

eh

[marsh cargo]

i hate it

[oblique belfry]

[marsh cargo]

sole reason i dont play VT

[sour rivet]

nerfing veteran again

removing 2 of his weapons

40$ cosmetic

[marsh cargo]

gives arbi the plasma gun

[bitter spire]

Hi

Sparted how are you

[oblique belfry]

59% chance

failed twice now

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

lovely

[sour rivet]

this shoots pellets

[frank hearth]

might aswell throw the bullets

probs gonna do more dmg

[marsh cargo]

MY MONEY

[hexed kernel]

pov: a new weapons just came out

[oblique belfry]

[marsh cargo]

i like that we can refine weapons into whatever now
but fucking dammit its soo gold expensive

[blazing maple]

what if doge was actually loaded the whole time and just gaslit us

[sour rivet]

he wouldnt do that

[blazing maple]

I'd do that if it was funny enough

[oblique belfry]

i wouldn't be talking to you all if i did that

[blazing maple]

you can hire me as a maid at your mega mansion

[sour rivet]

meanie

[oblique belfry]

no i would be dead on the ground

[blazing maple]

my only stipulant is I get to ride the family jetski in the family 3 acre pool once a week at least

[hexed kernel]

exactly what a rich man would say

[oblique belfry]

@hexed kernel

[marsh cargo]

also whats yalls opinion on this modifier

[sour rivet]

is that just adding more of the new enemy

[marsh cargo]

no you dont userstand
it also ups snipers spawns

[sour rivet]

oh joyous

[hexed kernel]

a rich man would also try to fake his death

[oblique belfry]

goddamn

[marsh cargo]

i had runs were 1 room would have 12 snipers

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

another reason why i wouldn't be talking to you right now

have to cut loose

[sour rivet]

trianq is the IRS trying to get doge's taxes

[hexed kernel]

don't insult me like that

[sour rivet]

too late

[hexed kernel]

i would never ever be associated with any kind of government institution

[blazing maple]

I'm with the FBI

Female Body Inspector 😎

[sour rivet]

[blazing maple]

spread 'em

[sour rivet]

whuh

[left mantle]

@marsh cargo You around tomorrow afternoon for some tonks perhaps?

[marsh cargo]

sure

[left mantle]

slash eve

[marsh cargo]

eve

[oblique belfry]

bastard

[sour rivet]

how successful are your missions

[left mantle]

evening

I don't mean the game eve lmao

[oblique belfry]

400 damage every 2 sec / 500 damage every 7 sec

we love hephaestus in this household

[oblique belfry]

killed prometheus under a minute

[left mantle]

anyway like 5 work? Or mayhaps later

[slim magnet]

why be scared of cat sized rats when capibaras exist and those are dog sized rats

[hexed kernel]

vermintide 3

[left mantle]

Is this

Capybara slander?

[sour rivet]

i think we gotta kill babygirl

[left mantle]

"I think we gotta kill this guy birb"

[sour rivet]

"Caw..."

[oblique belfry]

hmmmm

[marsh cargo]

[left mantle]

UDES 14 weird

But good

[oblique belfry]

oh my fucking god it worked

[sour rivet]

ban this guy

[hexed kernel]

shaw

[marsh cargo]

swed tonk

[oblique belfry]

talk to the hitch

[sour rivet]

alright im taking a shower

dont have any cool conversations without me

[oblique belfry]

also i meant to ping birb

not trianq

mb

[sour rivet]

BASTAR

OUHG

GAH

ACGHK

OO-

[oblique belfry]

discord moment

[left mantle]

Ice cubes. Glaciers. Batman's disapproving stare.

[sour rivet]

bastard

[blazing maple]

I only attracted the best accounts

[oblique belfry]

MOAR

[sour rivet]

i got this guy earlier

WAIT

ITS PEAM

[oblique belfry]

YOU CAN SEA STAR HEX BOON ??????

holy fuck

wtf

i cannot activate 3 of em

almost 178k damage

yum

[oblique belfry]

unlocked the staff aspect

[green granite]

M1895 Winchester Russian Contract

[frank hearth]

@left mantle

[left mantle]

MONEY

[frank hearth]

[left mantle]

I saw someone sell one for 98 div

No i'm not shitting you

[frank hearth]

is it only a chance that it drops undiscovered

[left mantle]

ah you got not so great mods

[left mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191455554577649725/1423350656223285360/image.png?ex=68e54419&is=68e3f299&hm=d6d657aab08322c17349ecfd07609a570ef38e6922bbba8b35a01581a8889d11&

You get these and its fucking CASH

[frank hearth]

i can see why

[sour rivet]

i am returned

why is my steam off

[left mantle]

sell it for 8 and you make a small amount of profit

[green granite]

Wtf its reallll????

[sour rivet]

me when i have to post project moon in offtopic cuz im bored

[jade cave]

Where having a conversation in VC bozo

[sour rivet]

the loss of the voice chat text channels and the consequences it had on gamba

[jade cave]

https://tenor.com/view/indeed-omar-thewire-gif-4496553

[sour rivet]

i was the cause of it

DESPITE

IT NOT BNEING THE PROBLEM I REPORTED

FUCKIN JOSTA

[frank hearth]

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry why are you designing

[oblique belfry]

ew

[sour rivet]

why is your evil clone designing

[left mantle]

Birb.

[oblique belfry]

"designing"

my ass

[left mantle]

I sentence you.

[sour rivet]

do not sentence me

sentence them

[left mantle]

To play tarkov.

I did not need the opinions of the delusional shared directly to me

[marsh cargo]

but what if

they are funny

[oblique belfry]

❓

what in the fuck

[plush mango]

ive been meaning to ask does that affect bone density?

[rocky turtle]

it for skelemius bond

[oblique belfry]

[fluid trout]

That one meme about "Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back pregnant" has ruined any wolf metaphor to me

[marsh cargo]

https://streamable.com/6svoi1
pew pew man pews

[oblique belfry]

fucking hell sparter

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

throw me to roxy and ill come back DEAD

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

i regurt nothing

[fluid trout]

Any guy talking about being an alpha and leader of the pack gets me "yeah sure buddy, bet you're pregnant too"

[left mantle]

No regerts

[sour rivet]

best thing is that the alpha wolf thing isnt even true

YOUR LIFESTYLE IS A MYTH

[green granite]

Thats just bf6

[fluid trout]

Yeah it's wolves in the zoo who got fucked over by the war

[green granite]

@marsh cargo yogurt

[sour rivet]

[marsh cargo]

the true question is
which one first

[sour rivet]

garuda.

then voruna

then hildryn

[marsh cargo]

[green granite]

Throw bird brain into Limbus Company

[marsh cargo]

the mentioning of voruna makes me want to post that clip of sanbuchi

[green granite]

And he came back a different person

[sour rivet]

i am not the same man i was before playing limbus true

discord ffs play my clips

[green granite]

I am playing the worst Russian gacha game man

[blazing maple]

go in alphabetical order

[green granite]

This shit is pain

[oblique belfry]

oh ?

[blazing maple]

russian roulette?

[pure compass]

Tarkov?

[green granite]

Worse

War Thunder

[sour rivet]

but madame theres over 70 of them

[oblique belfry]

WOAH WTF DECORATIONS

[sour rivet]

ONLY NOW?

[oblique belfry]

blame the game

for not giving me the dialogue

[left mantle]

The fuckin construction hat

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

spirit btw

[sour rivet]

love my dora

[oblique belfry]

that barely can do anything

[pure compass]

a 500% booster upon you

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/hades-2-dora-mlfiresoul-headpat-gif-17698628177586199237

[marsh cargo]

https://youtube.com/shorts/aAj6jv34AuU?si=vi0a1EBh9VwzzF2r
also no yareli ?
truck then

[sour rivet]

i cant choose yareli cuz i know sam will

[left mantle]

Just a spirit

[green granite]

M4A3E2 Sherman "Jumbo"

[marsh cargo]

(both get ran over by the truck)

[sour rivet]

anywho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVrHCm58N-o new mili song

[oblique belfry]

how the fuck do i earn kudos

[sour rivet]

broker

[oblique belfry]

i dont have this incantation

[sour rivet]

oh mah gaw bro

[oblique belfry]

do i ?

now i do

thanks game

[blazing maple]

good variety

[oblique belfry]

FINALLY

[sour rivet]

but then soon we would reach nidus

[blazing maple]

the maggots are for extra mouthfeel

[sour rivet]

killing you

[blazing maple]

• you've seen his tentacles

imagine

[sour rivet]

listen

is it prime nidus or normal

[blazing maple]

Mirage with 4 of her mirror images clones surrounding you

[blazing maple]

normal then prime right after

[sour rivet]

ffff

hmm

[hexed kernel]

bull :3

[sour rivet]

nay i pass

[marsh cargo]

i had an image for this

[sour rivet]

7

[marsh cargo]

but idk if i will post it

[sour rivet]

why not

is it too spicy

[marsh cargo]

nah just too silly

[sour rivet]

wahhhhh

[marsh cargo]

instead have this ultra ancient one

[sour rivet]

holy OLD

[green granite]

@pure compass 341 jumpscare

[marsh cargo]

11 years ago

[sour rivet]

i would have been playing warf on pc for 5 years in a few months

[marsh cargo]

kuomei floof upon yee

[sour rivet]

few months i say

i wonder if i would be blessed by a 75% coupon if i log on

[marsh cargo]

also found it
it was at the bottom of my bookmarks

[sour rivet]

[green granite]

Goonframe?

[oblique belfry]

know the signalis version of this

so thats where the original is from

[blazing maple]

hey

[green granite]

Clank clank clank

[marsh cargo]

there is one ? ??

[green granite]

https://youtu.be/wsoJESwSjvg?si=g55Y9wBDlpyC-zE3

[oblique belfry]

i was looking for this

[sour rivet]

sam anytime a cow/bull is posted in offtopic

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

oh fuck its 10pm

[green granite]

There is an elephant in the room

[sour rivet]

almost anyway

[hexed kernel]

i say hi to sam and i get nothing but as soon as i post a picture of a bovine...

[oblique belfry]

ok enough hades for today

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

imma snack then go aram for few rounds

[sour rivet]

she HATES us

[marsh cargo]

why did you have this cup

[blazing maple]

i don't like saying hi to people it's annoying and exhausting

[sour rivet]

ouch

[marsh cargo]

saying hi is like a once a day thing

[blazing maple]

and yet peopel like to say "WHERE'S MY HELLO?" every day

like saying "where's my hug at?"

[wild vortex]

HELLO!

[green granite]

Elster game design: normal body type, normal height

Elster in fanart: Mommy

[blazing maple]

no it's 30 times in 1 minute and if I miss anyone I get a "wow you missed me wow" comment

[oblique belfry]

oh my fucking god new albino merch

[oblique belfry]

neco pumpkin

[marsh cargo]

truly tiring

[sour rivet]

i sometimes throw in a "no reply within .3 pincoseconds" but i get it

[wild vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/goddess-of-victory-nikke-doro-meme-run-gif-11673719011686150916

why are you playing us

play ussr

[green granite]

I grinded to rank 2-3 like 10 years ago

[oblique belfry]

@little depot

[green granite]

I dont want to restart

[marsh cargo]

i should have not opened my bookmarks folder
there are soo many crusty memes

[green granite]

So I am pushing through pain

[blazing maple]

if I say gm chat I say it to everyone

[marsh cargo]

brother
rank 3 is like less than a week of play

[blazing maple]

that's all your getting from my tired ass

[sour rivet]

does that mean my "hi"s bother you

[wild vortex]

a day at most on prem time

[blazing maple]

if anyone asks anything of me I'm retreating into a mudpit

[blazing maple]

no

[sour rivet]

whew

[marsh cargo]

yeah like
if he said rank 5 i would understand

but it just 3

[wild vortex]

is he taking max ammo? we will never know

[sour rivet]

man

im hungry

i could eat...

[marsh cargo]

so im down to the suspicion cup is just playing the us for the sake of larping as a army man again

[green granite]

I decided to play Sweden

Sex Hundra moment

[marsh cargo]

swed is very neat

apds from tier 1 is kinda stupid tho

[green granite]

Their Tier 4 is just weird

[marsh cargo]

[green granite]

Like you have 3 first tanks unlock is BR 6.7

Then every other is 4.0

Like huh?

[marsh cargo]

small nation moment

[green granite]

But rank 5 is instantly into 7.7 and 8.0

Which is a holy shit of a jump

[green granite]

Lmao its my favorite

[green granite]

APHE from tier 1 is fucking busted

[marsh cargo]

yeah ik its tupid
their reserve tonk can pen a tiger frontally

[green granite]

75mm mid length cannon from Tier 1 is hella nice too ngl

[blazing maple]

I need to become a B or C class supervillain

[marsh cargo]

mostly anyone gets that tho

[blazing maple]

that'd solve all my problems

[green granite]

Pretty sure US doesnt get it till 2

First one was 75mm GMC which was Tier 2 if im not wrong

Lem see

[sour rivet]

have you tried eating crystals

[green granite]

Oh nvm its tier 1 now

Aghh

[marsh cargo]

yeah like most nations that arent france and uk have aphe t1

[green granite]

I love APHE

90mm APHE is chef kiss

[blazing maple]

no

[marsh cargo]

soviet aphe is just turbo meme

[green granite]

I mainly love it for the ability to punch the Cupola lmao

[sour rivet]

i know a guy that can hook you up

[blazing maple]

i got cheese balls i could eat tho

[little depot]

Burunyu

[sour rivet]

oh thats much better

[marsh cargo]

ppl still get beyond mad at the T44 aphe pen performance

[sour rivet]

i miss cheese balls

[blazing maple]

but they are not lactose free so suffering is assured

[green granite]

It was a satisfy move to just show up and instantly disable 60% of a Tiger crew

[blazing maple]

but mayhaps worth?

perchance

[sour rivet]

consider this sam

[blazing maple]

verily

[sour rivet]

do you want

yummy

and tummy pain

[little depot]

Leaky bum

[marsh cargo]

that just goes to 90% of tanks in the game

[blazing maple]

bird showing off his brand new haunted samantha puppet at the auction show:

[sour rivet]

or do you want no yummy but no tummy pain

[green granite]

I know but apparently from what I have played no one bothered shoot others cupola

[sour rivet]

would it just be your cow

[green granite]

But to be fair Soviet tank pen front Tiger so

It doesnt matter

[blazing maple]

no it'd just be a realistic me

but the longer you own it the more it changes and becomes alive

[marsh cargo]

not everyone has the lowpen aphe to need to shoot cupolas

[sour rivet]

mini sam at my disposal

[blazing maple]

hunger would = tummy pain eventually

so pain is assured

only one path garuantees me munchies

[green granite]

HEATFS is ehh

Alright

[sour rivet]

well lactose would give bathroom pain would it not?

[wild vortex]

false information

[blazing maple]

you gotta hold me like the totem of undying

[green granite]

I dont hate it but I dont like it as much

[blazing maple]

stomach cramps mostly

[sour rivet]

hm

[wild vortex]

heatfs decent with good shot placement especially low tiers with german heavy tanks

[marsh cargo]

in lowtiers its not good

[sour rivet]

have... a lil cheese balls

not too much

[marsh cargo]

but in cold war shit it onetaps

[wild vortex]

turm 3

[green granite]

Actually

[blazing maple]

me reading the expiry date on some very old meat before shrugging and opening it anyway:

[green granite]

Huh its APCBC not APHE

Wack why do I keep calling it APHE

[marsh cargo]

it also sends US heavy tanks into the garbage can
cheatFS is my favorite

[blazing maple]

ABCDEFG

[green granite]

I guess the crew calls it APHE for some reasons

[blazing maple]

LMNOP

[sour rivet]

what to play...

[blazing maple]

XYZ

[blazing maple]

god of war 3

[green granite]

I was flabbergasted my friend shot a tiger center mass and it pen through entire tiger and kill a PT76 behind it

[sour rivet]

i have only played 3 games for september and this month

[sour rivet]

not on pc

[green granite]

He was in Cent Mk1

[sour rivet]

well i could..

[blazing maple]

play with cat outside

[marsh cargo]

weakest solid shot round

[sour rivet]

10pm and its not here

[oblique belfry]

wait thats how hades 2 looks ?

[sour rivet]

it also runs away everytime i tuch the door

[sour rivet]

mine yeagh

[oblique belfry]

ah

modded ?

[green granite]

I was having fun until god said

Woe, 12000lbs upon yee

[sour rivet]

custom artwork dingus

[green granite]

Then I just evaporated

[wild vortex]

format error

[oblique belfry]

i see

[sour rivet]

once again

a majority of my time spent has been watching sam play

[green granite]

Man

[oblique belfry]

play

[green granite]

Wish I had no life just like DOGE

[marsh cargo]

just become unemployed

[sour rivet]

listen

them games she was playing were enjoyable to watch

chronos was great

[green granite]

My AR15 demands bullets

[sour rivet]

silent hill f was great (waiting for her to finish the 2nd playthrough)

[green granite]

Silent Hill f

Horror Game: No

Soul game: yes

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/LACASCABELVY/status/1975236175276253292

Vyper (@LACASCABELVY)

X · Oct 6, 2025, 4:26 PM

[oblique belfry]

skill is-

[sour rivet]

skill is

[blazing maple]

wroooooong

[sour rivet]

why are you getting so much deadlock stuff all of a sudden

[solid sundial]

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[bitter spire]

Garbage lineup btw 💋🥀💋

[oblique belfry]

why arent you ?

[sour rivet]

im getting some

[oblique belfry]

ok gray name

[sour rivet]

i just dont share it

[bitter spire]

Like the steam starter pack lol

You should honestly get those three for free when you install the app

[oblique belfry]

ok

[green granite]

Hinako vs James

[blazing maple]

i've been getting into vyper

[hexed kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-low-rank-low-rank-rankism-shut-up-i-have-a-higher-rank-than-you-shut-up-gif-21516126

[sour rivet]

i understand.

[blazing maple]

her girlfailure swag and midwestern aura intrigues me

[bitter spire]

I will surpas u

[sour rivet]

return sam

[bitter spire]

All of you

[sour rivet]

play deadlock wit me

[bitter spire]

I’ll become green

[oblique belfry]

pff

[bitter spire]

And then red 😈

[bitter spire]

And then the real fun begins….

[oblique belfry]

mhm sure gramps lets get you to bed

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1335695033034215505/1335695195450245120/ivy_panic.gif

[green granite]

SHAW

[sour rivet]

wait

ultra aint you the mf who wanted to join the armyt so you could get a gf

[marsh cargo]

tho this is prob the only line up in the US i did like playing

[oblique belfry]

?

[hexed kernel]

omagadd

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1419525293189759017/wingGaster.mp4?ex=68e53133&is=68e3dfb3&hm=f52c1635c78621a87d1c33a34c65fb32bc8c4bbf7959a249e996923f8e88b66a&

[slim magnet]

what did bro mean by having bluetooth in a few hours

[hexed kernel]

oh it's just a cat... nevermind

[sour rivet]

bedtime

[slim magnet]

is bro coming from a dystopian future where the singularity has already happened and the basilisk rules with an iron fist?

[sour rivet]

[marsh cargo]

[opal star]

I like it, but it isn't really realistic.

[blazing maple]

oh hey the rest of my paycheck came through

I should buy a ps5

[sour rivet]

no

[thick kettle]

Me with 200 and sum hours on one HEAVILY modded world; "You are become couch"

[blazing maple]

ghost of yotei

[sour rivet]

wait it out like the rest of us

[blazing maple]

I must fund Erika Ishii's bisexual gargoyle lifestyle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCm7NuXCq8M

[sour rivet]

theres no point to buy the console saaaam

its gonna get porteddddd

[green granite]

I should get a premium vic

[blazing maple]

demon souls

[marsh cargo]

depends for the tree
not all are good

[blazing maple]

bloodborne

ugh

[sour rivet]

somewhat playable on pc

dont you ugh me

[blazing maple]

rolls around in a very ga-y way

ughhhh

[slim magnet]

if it was for bloodborne then just get an original ps4

[sour rivet]

spend your money on better things like

[green granite]

Object 279

[sour rivet]

uh

[green granite]

Time to spend 1000 dollars

[slim magnet]

it's the only game on the system

[sour rivet]

whatever you usually buy

[marsh cargo]

also me

[slim magnet]

and the shadow of the colossus remake which is also fantastic

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/silksong-hornet-hollow-knight-silk-song-gif-3602449200779206131

[marsh cargo]

that reminds me
i still have that ps4 on a box

[opal star]

@tiny coral Also, here's another one.

https://youtu.be/OS7XoIiW5nU

[wild vortex]

put some clothes on

[sour rivet]

dont forget killzone

although i dont know how shadowfall was liked compared to the others

2013!?

WHAT

[slim magnet]

it was mediocre other than it being a graphical spectacle because jesus fucking christ the game looked good for its time of release

kinda like

you know

the rest of the series

[opal star]

@green granite Look at this beauty. Buy or pass?

[slim magnet]

i honestly liked killzone 2

[blazing maple]

i don't like propaganda games

Horses AREN'T friends

do NOT ride them

[sour rivet]

this is lies

horse friend

[slim magnet]

i wouldn't play it nowadays really because looking back the game is dogshit for many reasons other than the 20° fov and the 1km/h movespeed

[green granite]

Hell yeah

[opal star]

They're selling it for $25k, absolute steal.

[green granite]

Play German tech tree but use anything but German

[marsh cargo]

the forbiden captured line up

but i dont play the KV1E because i respect players

[wild vortex]

weeeaak

[opal star]

@tiny coral BTW, the G3 is such a versatile platform. Scale it down to 22 or 9mm, or all the way up to 50BMG.
Down to a submachinegun, up to a general purpose nachinegun. PTR's are great for the price.

[marsh cargo]

its soo cancer

like playing the pak puma

ooh hey this is new

[raven swan]

Good morning chatters

I have awoken