#╟❓general-offtopic
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Want to know how to tell if someone is an Oblivion fan? Me too.
Sections:
00:00:00 - Introduction
00:06:27 - Oblivion Intro
00:16:15 - Character Creation
00:26:24 - The Arena
00:56:41 - The Arena II
01:15:26 - The Fighters Guild
01:48:18 - The Fighters Guild II
02:27:47 - The Mages Guild
03:18:39 - The Mages Guild II
04:16:44 - The Main Quest
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yeah and it should be removed once you already own the rest 
you are watching literally ANYTHING but the sopranos

wtf
its all ads
A QUICK retrospective
12 hours
i watched it in one sitting when it came out
a quick way to make cash
do the same with pyro's videos
youtube by default puts ads every 2-3
(not) fun fact
WHERE IS FUNGER VIDEO PYRO

he also said he was gonna make prototype 2 main channel video

the skyrim one is 20 hours long
Nah still intended design and it should stay 
also called quick of course
how long's the morrowind one
"Can't quicksave while about to crash"
Bitch I'm landing
@broken mountain @obsidian sun the moment she started singing her old stuff I instantly started I know nearly all of them by memory
What is a landing but a controlled crash?
ok
the only difference in those 2 words is VELOCITY

only 8
what is a crash but an aggressive landing
glorpshit
fuck you mean OK
@timber oxide cock
@carmine laurel

@upbeat verge
my reaction everytime Gandlaf says "A Balrog" trying to be surprised even tho i watched the movie liek 35 times
goosebumps everytime
cinema, as they say
"this foe is beyond any of you"
DO AS I SAY
Swords are no more use here
Bruh

this is totally not inspired by the balrog btw
you didn't join the vc for the concert man
you missed out
eh next time
call me when Azis performs
I miss Heroes of Might & Magic

hope Olden Era is good
rando yap
grey name try not to be weird challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
I'd rather not attend that concert
unless he sings Sen Trope
i have a dream that one day discordians will be judged not by the color of their roles but by the content of their messages
the content of his message is trash either way
splish splash
true
mf can post a meme but get overshadowed cause he is white
That red name is hard asf bro
it 💀
Browns ugly I don’t like that
Green matches my pfp
poo role
Or ur color, that’s fire too

time to darkest my dungeon 
4 jesters
@timber oxide this is what my stuff tends to be like
Arma?
i mean, i also just throw some shit together to get something done quick, but if like a rocket design or use it a lot, i'll add some fancy stuff
😭
Why she do that
SHAW
very pretty
Tears of Metal is a medieval hack-and-slash co-op roguelike. Carve through hordes of enemies to reclaim your island with the help of your formidable Scottish battalion. As you advance deeper into the trenches, uncover more about the mysterious Dragon Meteor and the treacherous enemy invasion.
RECONQUER YOUR ISLAND…
2025
I'm doing some passenger transport contracts to gather funds
also this lander yeah
peak
waow

@upbeat verge How are you going to dress for haloween
Oh im going as Batman!!
Oh my god so cool i'm going as Superman!
Me :
why cant discord even play my own videos bruh
I'm gonna dress as a disappointment to my parents
so... just you?
do the vids i send play for any of ya?
gifs you can hear
or am i doing something wrong
yes



btw
boltgun go chug chug and enemy go boom
real nice
you enjoying dorktide?
love it
@timber oxide does this count as plane? it has wing things 
yes
ye bolt gud
BRO THIS KID WONT SHUT UP
BRO FUCK OFF
literally 10 years old
this game is rated 18, get out

literally got downed because i couldnt HEAR SHIT
report them to support to get them banned 
cant, doubt theyd care
bro i left to avoid this kid, and i rejoin to the game hes in
fuck my life

Report me to support and get me banned
THANK GOD

fuckin cuirass invited me
GOAT
@hexed kernel
thank you
saved me from a squeaker

"This MF is just a bunch of rats in a trenchcoat!"
based
alo

r?
You tried rat
hi, you saved me brother
like i said
anyways
yeah i think so im ready
You need to inform the collective that the emotes don't line up





dude is fat as hell
It fails when used to reply
ogryn
bunch of little tiny small weak babies
Unfortunate
Nope leaving the space doesn't work
Does it look normal on desktop?
hey guys, guess which one is me
There's a line through them on mobile

It looks normal

the most big one
man
i need beta readers
i send my stuff to few friends but they have basically same brainwaves as me so they only give minor feedback for grammar and stuff
my favorite gender
6 rats in a trench coat

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shot through the heart and moose to blame
wait a sec my game crashed 
fatshark stamp of quality
i dunno i haven't tried the new mark
gifs you can hear
why are they inverted
i havent played much
level 2
but im playing vet with cuirass rn
i ate chinese spicy sticks help @upbeat verge
motherfucker
I love that both of us made this joke
ive seen those on instareels

@oblique belfry

it burns
yeah no shit
how is u
nice
im waiting for my fav band to do another world tour

kindest arbiter in the imperium:
average interaction with HR
@left mantle gonna take a shower and dry dishes, should be ready in about 30-35 minutes
gm
g
haii

gm sam 
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1424397338046238841/Martriarch_mission..._barotrauma.mp4?ex=68e3cce5&is=68e27b65&hm=86be8804f0dc37898e0de0bb260dd84c9c715cfab35a83f7575142a0ab22cc05& @leaden pilot
which one
this game actually looks decent when the weather isn't essentially England
i do not know what you are referencing
272500000cm of circumfrance they call me khazakstan
OH MY GODDDDDDD
I JUST SPENT 46 FUCKING MINUTES
FARMING NPCS
AND THEN HAVE 4 TEAMFIGHTS AND WIN THE GAME
DIAMOND LEVEL DEADLOCK SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

bribe do you want to play darktide?
neither
you really need to be bald to be a good lead dev for a arpg huh?
https://youtu.be/uBbmPLqpxfI
I got to sit down with Arthur Bruno, founder of Crate Entertainment, to discuss the differences in development process and business model between Grim Dawn and free-to-play live service ARPGs like Path of Exile.
0:00 Introduction
3:25 Titan Quest
6:53 Grim Dawn Goals
13:52 Crowdfunding
21:33 Concept Art
24:56 Remote Development
33:42 Secure Mul...
also this is what I was talking about
if it's the one I think, not even half bad

im not on skyrim atm so set up the chat chair
@oblique belfry your one of the offtopicers that somewhat fw psychopomp right?
not a whole lot but sure
didn't play the game 
but you know the character and thats enough for me
getting in the chat chair
no wait thats my chair
i'm describing what you're doing
me when I am having fun
MY BEAUTIFUL MAX LEVEL CHARACTER
HE SURVIVES 2 RUNS OF THE DARKEST DUNGEON
AND ALL IT TOOK WAS ONE BAD DAY

I LOVE NEEDING TO BRING
FOUUUUUUUR
FUUUUUUUUUUUCKING
SHOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS
BECAUSE THERE SO MUCH BULLSHIT IN THE WEALD THAT BLOCKS YOUR PATH
YIPEEEEEEEE
@sour rivet everything feels so fast easy
cuz i got rid of fears
killed sirens under a minute 
that fucking ghost that i hate
OH
I REMEMBER SOMETHING DURING A DD2 RUN
FIRST I FOUGHT COLLECTER
HE HUIRTED ME A LOT BUT I WON IN THE END
BUT I REMEMERED
I HAVE FLAGELLENT IN MY TEAM
LADY DEATH WILL INVADE

SUSH BOG THIS IS MY STORYTIKME
i dont care
anyway lady death is a bitch and wont leave damien alone
ur story sucks
you suck
you suck more
@left mantle ready when you are
what were they thinking when they decided to give saltzpyre's rapier to three classes out of four
tiredge
THEY JUST NERFED IT
and the next patch they buffed it again
fatshark stamp of quality
just remove it from the game 
you know what they didnt nerf?
my boltgun 
yeah
i cant get over my big gun
it makes my brain go "WEEOEEOO" or some shit

lights up my neurons like a christmas tree
fuck the ancestor and his estate we're making bank
eldritch horrors? more like eldritch riches
pov: cod players when the annual slop of duty comes out

Atrox when people are having fun

loading in now, @marsh cargo any interest in tonks?
@sour rivet i just noticed smth huge
they are in the same room as sisyphus
even bouldy is there
blind 
i am 
prophet party, what we thinking
@sour rivet
Does your Hellion have iron swan?
yes my hellion has the optimal hellion setup
considering of iron swan, bleed out, the other bleed move, and the move that makes her hit the 2 front enemies
reynauld is running the default moves he starts with
I can't play DD without mods so I always run class mods 
and the back is healer 
Two healers just ain't enough
abom there for on demand damage
I think its more important that you kill shit before it does damage
cause healing in this game sucks

or just stun/make it unable to attack
healed = zero
added bleeding 
kinda cant do that in second game so you are forced to have good tank and play betta 
But the gambling for that crit heal Wyrd reconstruction tho
Crit heal for 0 
@oblique belfry meow
Hi Frota 
woof

surely
surely





nah but CoD is lame as fuck
its so shit now
dodge build?? PAYDAY 2 REFERENCE
Doggy :3

:3
it was always shit lmao
but other people like it and they don't care what I or you think
Hi goon
no it was alright at some point
sometimes even good
its just too bad those times are long gone
nope sorry
you're wrong
I think it looks better than bo6 or mw3


Still not back to roots which sucks
opinions that aren't mine are invalid
Fucking remove sliding already holy shit
Or tone it down so you don't gain 20% momentum and the ability to chain multiple together
even if it does go back to the basics, its still gonna have fucking dr.dre shooting christina aguilara
or something
this one might be worth a spoiler tag
YES
It doesn't improve the flow of combat it just means everyone is either sliding into fights or wall jumping
FUCK YOU
nevermind
droon is schizo dw about it
you are telling me you finished the story yet you didnt have the keepsake ?
we need to get falco into hades
doge needs to return to his streak of spoilering the fuck out of him the micro second he joins this chat
Falco will play it... in 90 years
nah still didnt finished it
b r u h
optimistic today are we

im playing new vegas 
also b r u h
if this is true im gonna drone strike your house
U run around getting freaky with swans or whatever Zeus does
in minecraft ofcourse
do you REALLY think it is real ? 
you have seen the ending
i would not put it past them to make some utterly insane bs


then how would they allow you to do runs ?
if that were the case
my theory is like what happened with hades 1
just a different outcome
same result
also
i hope to god that the req for the true ending isnt shoving nectar into every single gods face until they love me

looks like the case 

bro can zag give me some of my hades 1 stash
surely there is a few hundred bottles rotting in there
in the hands of the litering chaos lesbo
also while on the topic of the rail
i want my satan microwave beam back

aight finally.
also in the hands of the litering chaos lesbo


like actually
mbo speedrunning hades 1 so he can catch up to us in hades 2
"speedrunning"
you didn't do trial eris ?

cause she bitches about the gun not changing forms
7h played
41 escape attempts
1 success
in trial eris she uses the demon beam
oh fuck your serious
ye

a note though
holy shit it's john hades from the hit 2019 videogame hades
i realy should do the trial bosses
compared to normal one
well u gonna beat them easily now 
I'm still curious why this game stutters when I use the analog stick to move
i still havent bothered going above like 5 fear so far


wants to give everyone gifts
most of the npcs are not in the village
thank you game


up it is
look who's officially the best boy

(after letting me get out of the underworld because I gave him treats)

lets go trif my goat, win the 4th YCS in a row and make history 
...huh?
YCS anaheim is on
trif the goat
Really love you fucking guys man
yugioh tournament
Been on the edge a few times and some of MBO’s Disc’s brought me back
((Disc’s = Discord tweets))
what edge?
Ive never played it
ah good old ventilation shaft purge
whose idea was this
retards
I CANT EVEN SEE SHIT IN SPECTATION
IM JUST BLIND
WHY IS THIS MAP LIKE THIS
bro theres one weapon that would help
and it would also suck
the las rifle
because flashlight
but it fucking sucks
so like, it wouldnt help
im also playing heresy
which is new to me
yeah we're cooked
yep its joever
Do you play infamous before?
the light of the emperor will guide you
but too much and you cant see
no
Xbox boy I see
THERE IS LITERALLY NO LIGHT
HE HAS FORSAKEN US
Never got to play good game before L
no
I’m sorry it had to be like that for you
@real aspen tourists
Going to Japan
So what games do you think are good?
There's a non 0% chance that one of them is a weeb
why did he ask about infamous after posting a mirror's edge gif
is this the work of an insane mind
probably
Wait for him to edit the message and change it to Black Myth Wukong
so hows dorktide treating you
Nah, I'm pretty sure 

great, up until i was stuck in the fucking dark
that op sucks dick
and no one can convince me otherwise
the las rifles are fine
not compared to the fucking bolters
theyre so much more useful
las rifles 80% of its power come from its blessings
can i suggest almost infinity ammo recon las on vet
that one is just eugh
and thats why bolter better
just works
right out the gate
nah you lose to plasma
are they atleast somewhat better with the iron sight fix now

las pistol ?
no
theres 2 versions
nah i pistol has insane quickdraw power
maybe
but the rifle just does better
hordes, bosses, etc.
me with that 50% faster switch perk
its not that bad
1 business day
because you want power ? bolter loses in boss damage to the revolver
also how are power falchions?
sure, but i like my bolter
with the full auto setting too
its just good
maybe not best
i like them quite abit
but certainly top 5
one of the new fun melees
i will die on that hill btw
Me when Gaijin gives me like 20RP after shooting down 5 tigers
This feels like a min-maxing conversation

bolter is top 3 or top 5 at worst
bolters are nice
But i dont like them in the context of this game
because i just died because the pistol sucks at hordes
the rifle at least mows down hordes
and bosses
Said fuck US decided to try out Sweden
wasting ammo on fodder 
My brother in christ it was so slowewww
bro ammo is not a concern
i never run out
bolter or bolt pistol
i just scavenge off elites
not that hard
dont worry it is

scav is not enough
Sweden
Look inside
BR 4.0 Rank IV
Brother in christ what the hell
oh it will be a problem at higher diff my friend
maybe not on damnation

fair
besides i only use the bolter on hordes when theres too many for my power sword to handle effectively
because i still gotta work on the sword
its not gold yet, just ourple
only way i could make the bolter fun to me is with firing squad skill
Now it feels like if it was time based Atroxinal build would win because he could shoot everyone into oblivion while the min-maxing is sparing the ammo of his "Gauss Rifle"
btw stat spreads matter more than the color of it
i know
but its nice to have blessings mate
they do a good bit to help
like bro curios are just so peak
i love them
but im plasteel broke
ooh cool neat roll
movility is dump stat
i just wish i had more people to play with tbh
i have a buddy but hes at work for 2 more hours
and hes probably gonna go to bed after work
NA
i know

surprise shift moment
hate that shit bro
i just wanted to play darktide
and now im 22 levels ahead of him

we both started the same day lmao

yeah

he hated that fucking shotgun
but i hear its gas
when leveled up more
anyways, i gotta get 90% accuracy and end mission at 0 rounds
so thats gonna suck

just means i gotta play on like, the first dif
kidding
that only works on private matches afaik
wut
nah its heresy or higher
yeah i checked
so i gotta do heresy and use about 105 shots, without mission more than 10% shots
it used to work on public ones but made vets play in cancer ways
so i can only miss like 11 times
or something
that doesnt sound too hard
just means i gotta actually aim and pay attention to my shot placements
ok what are the important stats for power swords?
damage obv
what else
finesse?
idk

no way its actually good legendary now 
it wasnt before ?
( i never got hestia legendary anyway
)

well, this is my new bolter
better than the old
old one had like 26 damage, 24 reload
same mobility and stability pretty much tho
collateral could be better i guess
oh fuck 

Mov is always a dump
are u using torches rn?
no black coat
but even when spamming the rockets
it spawns the projectile
every 2 seconds
nice too
and now my cast deletes projectiles

trial || typhon || time

i wonder if this works with scorch debuff
❓
ok cool, so what are the most important for a power sword
from most to least important
please bro i need guidance here

it does with lightning bolts
Damage ofc

I don't remember if pp sword has mov

turns out doesn't with athena projectiles
BOOOO
it still deals 20 dmg
goddamn
They tried basing it off southern Finland, but yeah absolutely doesn’t look like it lol.
its the lack of bushes and the 0 ditched on the sides of the road
add those and it would look like a hybrid lapland kinda
Looks more like Estonia.
evil and intimidating church
Lapland basically just looks like Alaska/yukon.
we'll see 
||fun starts at 3rd phase(nope)||
@marsh cargo @proven tundra 

I hope you noticed the UDES 14 on the other team on your side just getting hammered
oh I did 😄
Because I was sniping that motherfucker cross map lmao
And then he tried to retreat and I sniped him through turret
RAHHHHH
THE FUCKING SERVERS
are gonna drive me mental
disconnecting left and right
fatshark seal of quality
Tonks
Honestly I was a menace that game
@rocky turtle ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
Left side of the map couldn't push too far in on their side, and when right side got an advantage I peeked out and started hammering their push
turns out
100% plasma and black coat attack
is very fun
100% plasma is fun in general 
big RoF
try 100 plasma and hidden aspest of skull
its peak

American internet 
good question
birb said you needed to max rank for aspect name person
and talk to them
so for example max rank charon / max rank circe
etc

This MF does not speak for us on internet 
mama
selen charon circle medea artemis with any aspect upgraded to full
not their aspect but any of that weapon leveled to max
oh what
so even with aspect of melinöe maxed
i can still get the hidden aspect ?
selen - coat
charon - axe
circle - stuff
medea - stuff
artemis - daggers
yeap
Boyos
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@sour rivet
yeah because i literally didnt leveled circle stuff even NOW to max

cuz i got the axe almost maxed
my beloved
u need 1 aspect maxxed dont matter which one just for same weapon u need it

what? im not american, and thats not the issue
they fun
i got aspect of medea maxed / aspect of selene maxed
my top is
1.daggers
2. Skull
3.axe
4.everything else
the leaves speak to me
FACK
INTO THE ERIBUS MINES YOU GO 
take|| raven pet for increased spawn of ore
||
@oblique belfry
a
just in the case
just case 5 

what do they say
WHAT DID YOU DO

So similar
i can make a funny political joke but i shall refrain from doing so
I wanna hear it :3
bro hears text


doom eternal btw
bro heresy difficulty is beating my ass
i swear the difficulty scaling is wonky as
it goes (Easy as) - (Fun) - (CBT)
then after that it just goes ultra misery
like jesus
im barely having fun on heresy
guess im just not ready
nahh you'll get used to it
i dont really want to XD
i mean it doesnt help that my sword barely one shots fodder
once the dodge-block-push rhythm hits you will be able handle anything
actually no, it just doesnt
the issue is the elites
who gives a shit about the hordes
theres just 2 mutants, 3 hounds, 6 gunners, at least 2 flamers/tox flamers, a few bombers, and a random fucking trapper to pop out at the worst possible time
just to piss you off
but wait, theres more
as always
i just cant even remember the amount of fuckery i dealt with
ALL JUST TO DISCONNECT AFTER WASTING 10 MINUTES
FUCK YOU FATSHARK SERVERS

yeah well you will learn how to doge and shoot at the same time and who to target first and all that
just practice and experience
shoot, mate i gotta use my sword
i dont have enough ammo for shooting hordes
barely have enough to mow them down, and the reload will get you killed if i try to use it on hordes
you have to use bolters on heavy/elites and like... maybe a panic horde clear
i might try the other mark, its more horde clearing
"Please check your network connection" fuck you
in general you're not really supposed to use ranged weapons on hordes with a few exceptions
exactly
too scary

i just wish i had my buddy on













