╟❓general-offtopic

[raven swan]

squre

[carmine laurel]

man the inconsistency of salt and vinegar chips

[frank hearth]

arbi

[carmine laurel]

some packs - barely a taste impact
some packs - one chip is enough to make me cough

[frank hearth]

arbiter is peak

[raven swan]

speaking of inconsistency, shon i bout elite dangerous

[fluid trout]

I really dislike the points in the new COD, for the zombies which consists of you hitting em, you don't really need to know that you landed a crit hit or an elimination

[frank hearth]

man what are the kids growing up with today

[marsh cargo]

but the funny man hat

[frank hearth]

what is this

[carmine laurel]

dumbass

[raven swan]

game runs like ass the moment there's any architecture in frame

[marsh cargo]

the hat has physics

[raven swan]

[carmine laurel]

get this

[raven swan]

its was like 110 rupees, like 90% off

[carmine laurel]

I'll spot you Arbi later in the month

[oblique belfry]

1. why is there boss fights
2. why is the boss fight a fucking bear

[marsh cargo]

[carmine laurel]

I'm serious Sparter

[frank hearth]

fucking warzone armor plates

[raven swan]

i can't see shit how do people play this

[marsh cargo]

[fluid trout]

too much hud

[marsh cargo]

y u like dis

[carmine laurel]

fren

[blazing jackal]

Vostroya this time

Space slavs of the week

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

broke over 10 million koen time to lose it all

[frank hearth]

hoes ABI so far

[oblique belfry]

but hey guys dw raygun is now more hd and has inspect anim now

[frank hearth]

considering blackmailing my recovering tarkov addicts into it

[frank hearth]

that i can accept

[carmine laurel]

Doge is being a negative old

[raven swan]

turned the game inside out so much that it doesn't even resemble the originals, but hey at least the ray gun's still here ammirite

[copper vapor]

drama queen

[oblique belfry]

THERE IS A FUCKING ENDING TO ZOMBIES ??

Wasn't the zombies mode all about endless waves

[fluid trout]

while zombies have always been really zany, is it just me or is the hud like too much

[oblique belfry]

did i miss smth

[carmine laurel]

yes

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

got one hacker
and a lot of high level dudes roflstomping the newbie map
but it's fun
gunplay is good, despite the simplified armor/ammo mechanics

[carmine laurel]

theres been an extract to zombies for a while now

[oblique belfry]

really ?

damn

[carmine laurel]

endless survival is only fun for most people if theres a point you can call it a win at

[frank hearth]

tbf i like being able to end maps outside of ending yourself

[copper vapor]

speaking of extract and zombies
should I get No More Room In Hell 2

[frank hearth]

that i can support

[chrome ginkgo]

yoink

[marsh cargo]

hat physics

[oblique belfry]

i never knew

[carmine laurel]

this is exactly what I mean as well

[oblique belfry]

i thought all zombies were just endless waves

[copper vapor]

yea this is a good thing

I'm too l4d and kf-pilled to play endless waves where the only way to finish the session is dying

[carmine laurel]

people like the formula, but didnt like being locked into a endless wave of survive or die and no way out without it

[oblique belfry]

yeah i can support it as well

some people just love spamming m1 while holding s or w

some people just want a casual 20-30 min game

[copper vapor]

play serious sam and you'll quickly stop loving that

[oblique belfry]

[carmine laurel]

I dont mind locking in for a 3 hour zombies session

[oblique belfry]

finished ss2 and ss3

[carmine laurel]

but its also nice to be like "ok lets play while we wait for X"

[oblique belfry]

and i can say that is indeed true

[carmine laurel]

and then just call the win when its time

[frank hearth]

i did a 100 round easter run on origins in BO2 once

never again

[oblique belfry]

what do you mean we cant do a 4 hour easter egg hunt and grind 100 waves

[rocky turtle]

almost did wasteland survival guide

[fluid trout]

sweated my balls off in bo2 zombies back in the day, only ever got to 70 ish before I got pissed off and Alt F4'd

[oblique belfry]

anyways

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cddkuOgedhY

https://tenor.com/view/party-party-hard-party-animal-head-bang-concert-gif-19855932

[copper vapor]

WTF

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ORIGINAL UPLOAD

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

hm ?

[copper vapor]

ye I just get bored eventually

oh.

[oblique belfry]

yeah

[copper vapor]

rip

[oblique belfry]

time to relisten the entire ost again

[copper vapor]

I prefer the video with the vibing cat

it just feels right

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFdszlQU3AI

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFdszlQU3AI

ya

🤝

[oblique belfry]

i knew exactly what you were talking about

[copper vapor]

mf never played a soulslike or monster hunter game

or even doom 1

episode 4

[static axle]

dorito power

[copper vapor]

where dorito

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/drift-gif-23127108

[timid hollow]

OPERATION MÖRSER

[chrome ginkgo]

Oh they added 2 new faction colors to the Inner Sphere region

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

back from a quick break

i shall now continue to listen to eternal ost

[real aspen]

Damn

Bender likes alt rock

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3wS--z5qC4

hated this guy's shield

[real aspen]

I knew he was cool but not this cool

[copper vapor]

extremely fast-paced game that requires you to be aggressive
adds enemies and bosses that you can't damage and make you have to wait for them to be parryable

[real aspen]

Anyway I'm gonna go do my sword

[copper vapor]

hate cod all you want

but this kinda bullshit in doom eternal

is why I prefer 2016

[oblique belfry]

"be patient slayer. you shal-"

"I WILL FOLD YOU LIKE A LAUNDRY"

[carmine laurel]

you know if I have to think about it seriously

the only unfair thing I can remember from any cod game was the mw2 juggernaught spec-ops missions

[oblique belfry]

and now tda is now all about parry

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

which is why I haven't even touched it yet

coulda played it on game pass but I seriously can't be arsed

[oblique belfry]

no mick gordon as well

[copper vapor]

if a new doom comes out without hugo martin as director, I might play

[oblique belfry]

what would they even explain

then again from what i've heard tda has an open ending

dunno what happens

but they say it has an open ending

for a sequel

[copper vapor]

they can keep adding more 'prequels'

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

or they could always make something after eternal

Doomguy didn't destroy hell

[carmine laurel]

see this is why I prefer disconnected sequels for games like this

[fluid trout]

a melee based Doom where its just him punching demons before he got sent to the Sentinels lmao

[copper vapor]

he stopped the earth invasion. Hell still exists.

[carmine laurel]

you can tell a million stories if you dont insist on directly linking A to B

[pallid raft]

get john romero back i want more bs design

[raven swan]

finally a game for my laptop

[copper vapor]

this, unironically

[carmine laurel]

your toaster doesnt cooperate

[oblique belfry]

"And we are almost bankrupt. So time for a cheaper approach. Allow me to introduce THE MULTIVERSE"

[copper vapor]

in theory Doom 2 should've been "the end" because you do destroy hell

[static axle]

it screams just vibing, driving and trying to find collectibles

[fluid trout]

no more locations that make sense, I want straight modded Doom shenanigans in official games

[raven swan]

yeah well i've never been nice to it so i guess that's par for the course

[copper vapor]

but then TNT Evilution and Plutonia happened

[raven swan]

[fluid trout]

what game is this?

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/drift-manga-gif-26009542

[copper vapor]

and ofc, Doom 3 being a different continuity (they did the multiverse before it was cool @oblique belfry )

[oblique belfry]

legit thought it was carbon for a moment

[copper vapor]

NUTS.wad

new doom game should be nothing but a nuts.wad map

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

car x street

[static axle]

those touge power slides the best

[carmine laurel]

Doom is a series that doesnt need sequential sequels. You could literally just slap angry armored man into a fight against demons anywhere and it would work

trying to build an overarching story is the weakpoint

[oblique belfry]

exactly

[carmine laurel]

"why is doom guy fighting demons in egypt now?"
"because there are demons in egypt, duh"

[oblique belfry]

they can make a game where you only use the doom hammer and crucible

and people would still love it

including me

also unpopular opinion

[fluid trout]

did the original doom even have a story beyond you being a regular dude who stops the invasion?

[carmine laurel]

no

[oblique belfry]

doom hammer > crucible

idc if lorewise crucible is better

i had much more fun time using hammer instead of sword

[raven swan]

isn't there a third weapon too

[oblique belfry]

melee ? no

if you count the ripper on his arm

yes

[fluid trout]

like the most story after that knowledge is the fact that the demons still managed to invade Earth

[raven swan]

was it the fucking uhhh

[copper vapor]

biggest mistake hugo martin made

but tbh doom 2 happens minutes after 1 ends

[raven swan]

mace?

[oblique belfry]

thats tda

tda has 3 melees

[broken mountain]

Fucking hell

[raven swan]

the fuck is tda

[broken mountain]

The longer I think about it, the more I realize I may be schizophrenic

[carmine laurel]

I mean, ngl, thats fine, because its just straight up more of the same with some experimentation

[oblique belfry]

The Dark Ages

[raven swan]

oh that

[oblique belfry]

join the club

[carmine laurel]

but trying to make a whole 3 act + story thats connected across milennia and has "indepth" backstory

is just pointless for it

[raven swan]

sorry tda is so different from the doom i know that i wrote it off completely

[carmine laurel]

sure the lore is cool

[raven swan]

[copper vapor]

TNT and Plutonia plots are like
"The UAC continues experimenting with teleport technology and more portals to hell open because of this"

they could just keep going with this

[broken mountain]

I had earpods on when walking home right now, peak darkness, I literally heard somebody following me

But there was nobody

[copper vapor]

fuckin

[pallid raft]

soundtrack is going to die

[carmine laurel]

but you lose so much of why people play it when you're worldbuilding bullshit about the makar and ardent

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

parry-a-thon with candy crush saga bullet hell

fuck outta here

[timid hollow]

nighttime map, fuck me

[raven swan]

[pallid raft]

i remember dark ages trailer coming out and just being so unhyped it was unreal

i had zero interest

and i enjoyed eternal

[fluid trout]

did you know that Bamco apparently has this timeline where they just shoved their games into what they think makes a miniscule amount of sense

[oblique belfry]

eternal ruined people's minds

including mine

[copper vapor]

It looked good but yea I had zero interest in playing it

the guns look weird

[oblique belfry]

the gameplay was so solid but because of that it ruined what original doom was

[carmine laurel]

like you could make a million doom games following the

The slayer is in a place > the slayer fights demons while trying to stop more demons from being summoned > the slayer has a cool ass boss battle against a giga demon

repeat for every new game

[copper vapor]

sure the skull crusher LOOKS cool but I don't see myself using it

looks cool but probably performs awful

[oblique belfry]

sprinkle in 1-2 flavor texts and voila

you got loremasters on your side too

[carmine laurel]

literally just voice logs of people going "oh god why did we try using dark magic" and "the slayer is like totally awesome"

[fluid trout]

behold, bamco shoving all their space games into a "timeline" https://ugsf-series.com/en/

[copper vapor]

This is the only thing Doom needs for storytelling tbh

text crawl at the end of the game

[carmine laurel]

exactly

[copper vapor]

and that's it

[carmine laurel]

I mean literally throw like 10 voice logs in, 1 per map and pretend they're connected

[copper vapor]

Doom 3 was kinda alright with the PDAs

[carmine laurel]

and you're done

[fluid trout]

have the boss going "I'm sorry Algaesir" and they'll go crazy trying to find who tf that is

[pallid raft]

i liked having lore in 2016 and etneral

2016s was better

[copper vapor]

this is kinda peam actually

[carmine laurel]

because it was incredibly loosely connected to old doom

the moment they tried to make the lore more focused and cohesive, they pulled the curtain back too far and ruined it

[fluid trout]

whats even better is the multitudes of Kei Nagase in various games lmao

[carmine laurel]

The players straight up dont need to know anything about the makar or demon worlds

just give them a gun and point them at a big monster

they'll figure the rest out

[copper vapor]

I just hope they don't actually go through with the weird rumors that the doom and quake universes are connected

[oblique belfry]

[carmine laurel]

"heres an ex sentinel that got corrupted by argent energy and"

"cool story bro, let me rip his head off already"

[copper vapor]

stop making everything an "MCU"

[carmine laurel]

the strogg make demons look like bitches tbh

[pallid raft]

new quake wehn

[left mantle]

Not every series can be an MCU or a DCAU

[oblique belfry]

quake 5 where cane canes on everyone

[fluid trout]

on the other hand, I wanna see that plot hook at the end of the new Transformers to be real

[copper vapor]

matthew kane my beloved

[oblique belfry]

i fucking love quake 4

one of my best childhood games

[copper vapor]

q4 was so fucking good

ravensoft my beloved

[carmine laurel]

first game I ever played was Q2

[copper vapor]

one day you'll be free of the cod mines

[carmine laurel]

then orcs vs humans

the old lore

[oblique belfry]

5 hour long game

[pallid raft]

raven was so good before they were enslaved

[fluid trout]

first game was PvZ

[copper vapor]

I had a legit CD copy of quake 2

until my brother let one of his friends borrow it

and I never saw it again

[fluid trout]

then emulated pokemon firred

[carmine laurel]

same, I still have mine actually

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

i had cd copies of q4

dunno if they are still around

lemme check

[carmine laurel]

I also have one of the original cd's of the settlers game

[raven swan]

chat do you ever just sail the seas for a game only to later realise you alredy have it in one of your game libraries

[fluid trout]

did yall also have those pirated CD vendors hanging around malls?

[raven swan]

[carmine laurel]

no, I have a brain

[copper vapor]

I tend to check my libraries first

[carmine laurel]

not malls, but like china markets

[oblique belfry]

i bought many things from those

when i was a kid

[copper vapor]

I also have a spreadsheet with a list of games I haven't played/finished yet

[pallid raft]

cherry strepsils taste so nice but i cant have them too much cuz theyre technically medicine

why god

[raven swan]

so many libraries, not enough brain

[fluid trout]

got the entire Popcap collection from those CDs, good times

[raven swan]

organised

[oblique belfry]

lemme see what i got on cds

Holy fuck

first cd is prototype 2

[fluid trout]

mom played PvZ too, dad played that 1945 esque plane game

[copper vapor]

orange = in progress
green = finished

[oblique belfry]

???

is this your game list ?

[copper vapor]

I did play ARK but I wanted to play again.
I'm probably gonna change my mind because I don't have the DLCs and can't be arsed

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

pending games yes

[oblique belfry]

damn

so organized

[marsh cargo]

@quiet abyss more gun

[copper vapor]

I also list the platforms they're on so I don't lose track of where they are

[oblique belfry]

i found serious sam 3 and crysis 3

[copper vapor]

btw if you wonder how big the list is

this is the end of the list

[fluid trout]

dawg buys games without a modicum of knowledge of what they are lmao

[copper vapor]

It might look less intimidating if I remove the cleared games

let's see how many of these I cleared

[real aspen]

damn

[fluid trout]

please play CP2077

[real aspen]

i legit envious

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

i got 2 modem driver cds

[copper vapor]

finished 27 games

[real aspen]

i barely play 20 games

[copper vapor]

out of 121

[oblique belfry]

make it 3

[real aspen]

most of them still unfinished for years

half of them dont even have a finish

[copper vapor]

oh right

I have this list of games to play

[fluid trout]

wipe em and burn music on em bitches

[copper vapor]

and what do I play?

shit with no ending

[real aspen]

the same 4 games on repeat?

[oblique belfry]

NO WAAAAAAY

[copper vapor]

except hades but I don't even know what "ending" that game means

[oblique belfry]

I FOUND ONE OF MY CHILDHOOD GAMES AGAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un1iGLpeNkI

[copper vapor]

o shit

[oblique belfry]

YAMAHA SUPERCROSS

[real aspen]

yamaha made a game?!

[copper vapor]

I played a game similar to that one

but it wasn't that specific one

I loved playing motogp as a kid

(I know, not motocross)

[oblique belfry]

the fuck ?

"oxford essential dictionary"

in cd form

huh

[fluid trout]

SSX Tricky peak of sports games

[upbeat verge]

cock

[copper vapor]

we used to have encyclopedias and dictionairies in CD form, yeah

my dad had a few of those

[pallid raft]

essential for any gamma server inhabitant

[left mantle]

That's some "Gift from an older relative" vibes

[oblique belfry]

odd that we somehow ended with oxford cd

oh main got

"tomb raider 2 golden mask" cd

[fluid trout]

they know you'll need it

[real aspen]

our english textbooks had CDs with relevant dictionaries

and bonus exercises in them, on another cd

[quiet abyss]

i comepletely forgot about the wiki @marsh cargo

[copper vapor]

I have a few old games in cd format stashed in a box somewhere

[quiet abyss]

i was always confused what each stim does

[copper vapor]

Commandos, Re-Volt and some others

[quiet abyss]

and i just never looked it up

[oblique belfry]

Found pes 2011 cds

cs 1.8

[copper vapor]

pes was peam

[oblique belfry]

better then fifa

[copper vapor]

excuse me, 1.8?

is that even official

[oblique belfry]

ye

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

i dont know

[copper vapor]

wasn't 1.6 the last official version

[oblique belfry]

it was

YES I FOUND THEM

MY 4 PART QUAKE4 CDS

[zealous depot]

[hexed kernel]

hiii chat :3

[obsidian sun]

you disgust me

[oblique belfry]

the fuck

[obsidian sun]

a brazillian with no cs lore

[oblique belfry]

i have gta 3 / gta 4 cds

and smth called gta turk

[obsidian sun]

every country has it's own gta san andreas mod

[oblique belfry]

this was gta vc

[obsidian sun]

we have one for each gta i think

[copper vapor]

I stopped playing on 1.5

[obsidian sun]

i remember them being sold on cds that have "official art"

[copper vapor]

yea

[obsidian sun]

didn't even play 2d cs smh my head

[copper vapor]

first time I played CS was with a CD version I bought at a street stall

[copper vapor]

I did

[oblique belfry]

i found cod 4 too

[copper vapor]

I also played soldat cs

[obsidian sun]

i remember having a cs cd with different modded versions

[oblique belfry]

[obsidian sun]

one just had clowns

[oblique belfry]

okay cd stash cleared

and turns out i have cds for :
prototype 2
gta 4 / 3 / vc (modded)
cod 4
wanted
generals 2
yamaha supercross
cs 1.8
crysis 3
serious sam 3
quake 4
pes 2011
tomb raider 2 golden mask

[obsidian sun]

good collection

i think i lost most of mine

me and my cousins had mountains of cds

[copper vapor]

I lost most of mine as well

but then again

[oblique belfry]

oh

[copper vapor]

95% of my collection was pirated

[oblique belfry]

also turns out i have cd for the walking dead

[obsidian sun]

100% of mine was

[oblique belfry]

telltale

[frank hearth]

[copper vapor]

biggest investment I had for my computer back then was a CD/DVD writer

[obsidian sun]

actually i do have a cod 1 cd with the manual

it's still here

[frank hearth]

quick question

[obsidian sun]

it's in french sadly

[frank hearth]

how many of y'all have cod4 for the DS

[obsidian sun]

i don't have a DS

[oblique belfry]

it was on a ds ?

[obsidian sun]

some goofy games were on handhelds

they usually were completely different

[frank hearth]

yes and words cannot describe how scuffed it was

[obsidian sun]

some versions were legit 8bit janky version of the og

[fluid trout]

do yall got those movie cds that have hardcoded hindi subtitles on em?

[obsidian sun]

we had a shrek cassette

wait not a cassette

vhs

[fluid trout]

or the ones where occasionally itll just play an ad from an Indian company for no apparent reason?

[oblique belfry]

we had a cd bag filled with movies n such

but we got rid of it i think

[obsidian sun]

we had those on tv
some egyptian tv stations had like 15 minutes ad breaks

[fluid trout]

used most of ours as shurikens and scuffed the shit out of em, had to toss em away

[oblique belfry]

love throwing cds

they made it so throwable

[obsidian sun]

some people still hang cds

why was it even done

[chrome ginkgo]

BIG CHONK

[oblique belfry]

"shiny decoration"

[fluid trout]

even had the hole in the middle so you can twirl it before the toss

[oblique belfry]

or some shit

[marsh cargo]

anis are big fun

[fluid trout]

we use em sometimes in costume making since shiny

[obsidian sun]

idk it was too common to be decoration
maybe it was something else

[oblique belfry]

fidget spinner before it was a fidget spinner

[fluid trout]

essentially sequins but glass shard shaped

[obsidian sun]

did you guys made acid bombs

[oblique belfry]

wh-

[obsidian sun]

we used to make these bombs with acid and aliminum

[oblique belfry]

where the fuck did you find acid

[obsidian sun]

not real acid

i think it was bleach

[oblique belfry]

ah

[obsidian sun]

we just called it acid

we were like 8

[oblique belfry]

all i did was find everything that i can pour and mix them on 1 cup

[obsidian sun]

we used to do it at like 2pm in the summer
where it was dead silent

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

my "concoction"

[obsidian sun]

hell yea

everyone made "the potion"

did you freeze yours

[copper vapor]

at most I just mixed different sodas together

and drank the most bitter piece of dogshit I ever experienced

[oblique belfry]

no but i did pour it off a balcony once

[obsidian sun]

we used to do that when we had like a family reunion

there were usually different brands of soda

honestly wasn't bad once you know what to mix

[oblique belfry]

pilk

[copper vapor]

more recently, wife suggested that I add powdered juice to my sparkling water
it actually turned out alright

[oblique belfry]

[obsidian sun]

isn't that how it works

you add the powder to the water

[copper vapor]

well it basically turned into fruit soda

[fluid trout]

yall ever burn a hole in a cd and blow plastic bubbles?

[carmine laurel]

the flashing lights distract and chase away birds and people believed (falsely) that it also kept bugs away

[obsidian sun]

yea

[copper vapor]

yes but it's on regular drinking water, not sparkling

[obsidian sun]

honestly i don't drink sparkling water so idk the difference

my dad used to drink that

[copper vapor]

I thought they just did that as some makeshift wind chime or because it looked cool.

[fluid trout]

I probably got 25% more microplastics in my blood due to that lmao

[copper vapor]

it tastes somewhat bitter because of the carbonation

[obsidian sun]

he also drank some drink
it was literally called bitter

[copper vapor]

I love it

[obsidian sun]

it was so fucking ass

it was healthy tho

[fluid trout]

yall ever get pvc pipes and make cannons out of em

[carmine laurel]

we still have people who swear by it in more rural parts of the country, so even if I didnt grow up hearing the trick, I would have known it

[obsidian sun]

but it looked like strawberry soda
so i was always the victim of accidentally drinking it

[copper vapor]

a tonic, maybe? like schweppes

[obsidian sun]

no this was meant to be drank alone

[carmine laurel]

this?

bitters is alcohol

you add it to a tonic

[obsidian sun]

no it wasn't that

[fluid trout]

is it a medicine of sorts?

[obsidian sun]

it was sold like a normal soda
just hella bitter
like ungodly so

[copper vapor]

schweppes tonic is also something you drink by itself, no?

[carmine laurel]

ah thats different from the bitters we have here

[obsidian sun]

idk

[carmine laurel]

you have bitters and tonic water here if you're old

[obsidian sun]

this one wasn't meant to be mixed

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbF-gCmaV3I

[fluid trout]

one of this?

[obsidian sun]

didn't he do that already

[obsidian sun]

yep

[oblique belfry]

many times

[obsidian sun]

it was a soda yeah

[copper vapor]

huh

I kinda want to try one of those

wonder if I can find anything similar here

[carmine laurel]

tbh this just looks like a premix

[obsidian sun]

buy a small one if you don't think you can drink all of it

[timber oxide]

@real aspen New plane

[copper vapor]

I'll have to find one first

[hexed kernel]

why is the water black

[copper vapor]

but I think the closest we have here is just schweppes tonic

[obsidian sun]

this was the exact one

[timber oxide]

It's night, dummy

[obsidian sun]

it was some herbal extract

[fluid trout]

I miss having this, shit is prohibitively expensive here

[obsidian sun]

it also looks like normal fucking soda

[real aspen]

almost as cute as yourself

[timid hollow]

gey

[real aspen]

( im not sorry )

[sour rivet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240196923644968960/1209908394966777856/580554283280236544.gif

[opal star]

They got MF Bender V Bender in the game.

[oblique belfry]

muz

gun

[real aspen]

guh

[hexed kernel]

[real aspen]

what game is that

[fluid trout]

izzat RDR2? best gambling game out there

[opal star]

It's RDO.

[fluid trout]

since you can stand up and shoot folks

[obsidian sun]

🥀

[real aspen]

....there are fighting robots in rea dead?

[oblique belfry]

muz gun

[obsidian sun]

i only found one robot

it was made by a knock off nikola tesla

[broken mountain]

Its that time of the year

[fluid trout]

you're having a period?

[broken mountain]

Swapping from beer to vodka

[broken mountain]

No

I already did

[opal star]

Kind of. Here's bender fighting vsauce.

[broken mountain]

Nothing in hand right now, but I have leftovers of bacardi

[timber oxide]

It's named after @oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

dog ?

[hexed kernel]

going from "slowly poisoning yourself" to "fastly poisoning yourself"

[broken mountain]

Its called retard?

[hexed kernel]

[copper vapor]

doge catching strays

[timber oxide]

I said Doge not Sab

[real aspen]

[broken mountain]

Dumb

then

[timber oxide]

Dogger

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

I just realized how close it is to a bad word

[broken mountain]

I will die anyways

[oblique belfry]

have a random clip

[broken mountain]

I'd rather feel warm on the heart

[hexed stag]

Greetings chat

[timber oxide]

With an R as well

[copper vapor]

bro kissed you

[timber oxide]

That's like, double bad

[broken mountain]

Is that you blowing like a 70yo whore?

[oblique belfry]

no its him

i have mic muted on clips

[broken mountain]

lmao

when are we playing unturned dogger

[oblique belfry]

you tell me

like i've said

[broken mountain]

[oblique belfry]

if you guys start playing and do not summon me

[timber oxide]

Anyway, it's relatively stable but turns like shit

[oblique belfry]

i will curse you all

[copper vapor]

unturned offtopic smp?

[broken mountain]

I mean

[fluid trout]

how do you know how a 70 year old whore sounds like?

[broken mountain]

I can try it

If you are up

[oblique belfry]

now ?

[copper vapor]

his grandma

[broken mountain]

Sure

Im up

[oblique belfry]

hmmmmmm

[broken mountain]

Tho

Voip or text messages

[oblique belfry]

text

[broken mountain]

aight

[copper vapor]

both

[broken mountain]

I can go download

[oblique belfry]

or both

yeah

[copper vapor]

use text to speech

[broken mountain]

Voip is better for me

[copper vapor]

[broken mountain]

cause I can scream while running away

instead of writing that something is chasing me

Its free?

[copper vapor]

unturned? yea

[oblique belfry]

yuh

[broken mountain]

Ill take another shot and boot the pc

[thick plover]

HOLY SNAKE LADY DIFF

[broken mountain]

Though

Should I be drinking right before workweek?

[thick plover]

no

[oblique belfry]

defo no

[copper vapor]

holy shit it's venomancer

[oblique belfry]

[thick plover]

lo

l

[broken mountain]

Mmm

[fluid trout]

drink during it

[broken mountain]

I mean

[thick plover]

they need to give her the actual model theyre making for her

shes so ugly

[oblique belfry]

have another random clip

[copper vapor]

sam is probably still gonna goon for her

[broken mountain]

random clip

[copper vapor]

classic

[oblique belfry]

cant post gamba

[timber oxide]

Turns out one runway is not enough for it to land

[oblique belfry]

could take the L and send one anyways

[copper vapor]

I don't have random clips because I don't save them to my pc

[broken mountain]

cant post gamba
full of goon

[copper vapor]

[broken mountain]

brainfart 2-0 offtopic

[copper vapor]

here, random clip

[broken mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044624519903576065/1245045030612238416/gggg.gif

[oblique belfry]

CAVALO 🗣️

[quiet abyss]

boltgun go chug chug and enemy go splat

[broken mountain]

I had a brazillian meme

[quiet abyss]

love this thing

[broken mountain]

I think I already sent it to mbo

[copper vapor]

oh right, I do have a clip saved. This one is actually mine

[hexed kernel]

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet

[copper vapor]

the file is named "nioh is a hard game"

[broken mountain]

ye I did post it before

recycled emoji

[real aspen]

protip, pitch down when braking (or just use spoilers)

[copper vapor]

the best part about this is that 4 people died before you

[oblique belfry]

somehow

[timber oxide]

Bro if I pitch down this thing will hit the ground

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/dented-pepe-dentge-meme-hit-gif-15873918808390144538

[sour rivet]

yeah

[timber oxide]

The best pro tip is to always have emergency chutes on your planes

I increased the brake power to 100%, should help

[oblique belfry]

KITCHEN GUN

[copper vapor]

or backwards thrusters

[oblique belfry]

BANG BANG BANG

I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN

[timber oxide]

Not on that tech level yet

[real aspen]

it would make elevons act as spoilers (airbrakes) and also push your wheels to ground, improving braking performance

[timber oxide]

Except I have brakes on the rear

[broken mountain]

how many games have to have sliding bro

[sour rivet]

man why dont we have any cool location like this rn

[timber oxide]

So it would reduce brake power

[broken mountain]

next thing you know BF6 will have apex sliding

[oblique belfry]

muh movement

[real aspen]

py-san

you disappoint me

[thick plover]

ANOTHER SNAKE LADY GAME

[broken mountain]

@sour rivet when are you doing the pin awarded meme

[sour rivet]

i unno

[oblique belfry]

KITCHEN GUN......TWO

[copper vapor]

doesn't it already have sliding

[timber oxide]

I don't care cause you disappoint me all the time

[copper vapor]

it did in the beta

[sour rivet]

snake

[real aspen]

wait

[broken mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1056492780857335891/1240765310743744573/NickRigamarole_-_1786543300066877911.gif

[real aspen]

my bad

[broken mountain]

wrong gif

[real aspen]

i meant

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[real aspen]

pitch up not pitch down

i take it back

you dont disappoint me

[sour rivet]

why did soup hit man with his peanits

[broken mountain]

he is catching, not pitching

@real aspen I found you

[timber oxide]

Oh yeah then you're right

[broken mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/vito-sopranos-party-hard-dance-gif-12028486

vito fits him

[timber oxide]

Ok, final flight of the day and then I skip to the next morning

[copper vapor]

this one is mine, too

[timber oxide]

Research time

[sour rivet]

holy shit posessed thancred

its been a bit

and the split frame of gaius

[copper vapor]

after effects trolled me

I cropped it without that first frame but when exporting to .mp4 it included one extra frame at the start and at the end

[broken mountain]

curse that fucking software

[timber oxide]

Sending Doge to do some science

[broken mountain]

I am trying to learn it

[broken mountain]

mate he cant even do maths

[copper vapor]

which is why most of my clips have more shit than I intended them to have

[broken mountain]

wait

[broken mountain]

why are you cropping clips with after effects

[copper vapor]

that's what I had back then

[broken mountain]

Lmfao

[copper vapor]

before youtube had recording/clipping

I did all my editing and cropping and whatnot on AE

[broken mountain]

I thought me doing thumbnails on vegas pro was weird

[copper vapor]

eh

[real aspen]

it'd be this

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

couldn't be arsed to download a billion different editing programs if I could do everything in one

[timber oxide]

That's why he's just a vehicle

[broken mountain]

I do thumbnails either in canva or paint and edit in premiere, sometimes effects in pinetools or some other browser program

cant be arsed to get photoshop

[copper vapor]

I don't do thumbnails.

[fluid trout]

joyride with the guy in my head that keeps saying penis jokes

[broken mountain]

cause damn youtube

[copper vapor]

what even are thumbnails

I just pick one of the 3 thumbnails youtube suggests

fuck the po-po

[broken mountain]

All time lowest viewership count on my channel

fuck this shit platform

[frank hearth]

better then the AI generated shit they offer

[copper vapor]

luckily enough, most of my dungeon run videos had a thumbnail with the dungeon intro and its name

[sour rivet]

minecraft steve

[copper vapor]

that's not a teal shirt

[broken mountain]

Trying to do composition and everything right for a thumbnail only for youtube to give me 150 main page recommendations

[oblique belfry]

katana wick

[sour rivet]

Lord Haurchefant safe and sound

[hexed kernel]

what if jack black was slim and we shaved him (forcefully)

[copper vapor]

my doom playthru had some interesting thumbnails

[broken mountain]

Meanwhile this actual dogshit did 150k thumbnail popups

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

Like this is fucking rigged

I cant do any non-stalker content because youtube doesnt push it

[sour rivet]

life of a youtuber

abide to the algorithm or fucking die

[fluid trout]

do IRL stalker stuff

[broken mountain]

the algorithm is ass

I worked my ass to make an interstellar video and got mere 400 views

Meanwhile

[fluid trout]

take vids of strangers through the bushes or something

[broken mountain]

Trailer I worked for 1 hours on got 14k

Like come on

[copper vapor]

my top viewed video is the PATHETIC clip

[broken mountain]

The chernobyl intro video got 1.5k, and it was one that I worked on for the longest

[copper vapor]

and for some reason

[broken mountain]

No idea how this fucking algorithm works

[copper vapor]

two world of warplane videos have 3k views

then it's all low views

[broken mountain]

interesting

subbed

[hexed kernel]

once again proving that luck matters more than effort

[broken mountain]

Now im trying to do cinematography based content but youtubes algorithm wont push it at all

My latest got 30 views

interstellar got 400

[copper vapor]

my entire doom playthru with 26 videos has less views than that ffxiv clip

[broken mountain]

meanwhile not a single stalker edit got below 1000

[broken mountain]

My entire stalker soc playthrough has less than like 7 top videos

[oblique belfry]

anybody played tft here ?

teamfight tactics ?

[broken mountain]

ye

why

[oblique belfry]

hiroshima

[broken mountain]

I have !topic ready

one sec

I sense something

[carmine laurel]

yeah

[broken mountain]

nvm

[carmine laurel]

keep it ready

[oblique belfry]

why

[broken mountain]

someone was typing

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

[carmine laurel]

grey names type long paragraphs and take a while to get their thoughts out

[oblique belfry]

trigger happy

[sour rivet]

HELLO CHAT THAT ISNT FOR STALKER HOW DO I DO THING IN STALKER

[copper vapor]

enjoy the cobwebs, dust and mold

[broken mountain]

YOU ARE DISCOURAGING THEM

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MONGOLOID

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1198853122425106513.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=pain

[copper vapor]

My last video is from 2022

[oblique belfry]

man i wanna post gamba clips

off i go to #╟🔰☢newbies-chat again

[broken mountain]

no wait

[fluid trout]

its the same thing as letting the turtles go to the sea without touching em man, its a rite of passage

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

I was fucking trolled by discord

[carmine laurel]

[sour rivet]

NO WAIT

[left mantle]

See you in 5 minutes

[broken mountain]

cause doge's nickname ends with "i serve", "i" in polish means "and", so I thought "serve" was a guy typing

doge in the shadow AND serve is typing

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

wasn't there a button where I could view all my subs

[broken mountain]

there was

[frozen void]

Imagine spawning into the Priozersk Natural Reserve, a once-peaceful expanse of dense pine forests, rolling hills, and misty lakes in northwestern Russia. But in the chaos of Tarkov's collapse, it's a lawless frontier where BEAR and USEC mercenaries clash over scavenged tech and supplies, and rogue bosses like Shturman roam with their guards. As a Scav—one of the desperate locals scavenging for survival—you're not a geared-up PMC with a fancy kit; you're a ragged survivor in patched-up civilian clothes, armed with whatever rusty junk the apocalypse handed you:

maybe a TOZ-34 shotgun loaded with birdshot, a battered SKS, or just a kitchen knife if luck's really sour. Your "base" isn't a bunker—it's the wilds themselves, with no secure stash, just the pockets on your back and the dirt under your nails. Life here is raw, unpredictable, and brutally short, but it rewards the cunning with fat hauls if you play it smart.

Your raids start with a foggy awakening in one of the map's many Scav hotspots—yellow-circled spawn zones like the scattered cabins around the Sawmill, the overgrown paths near Outskirts, or the eerie Scav House cluster in the south. You're not alone; Woods is crawling with 20-30 AI Scavs like yourself, spawning in packs that can turn friendly greetings into accidental firefights if someone twitches wrong. The air smells of damp earth and gunpowder, and the first order of business is shaking off the disorientation: check your random gear (hoping for that rare NVG or a suppressor on your pipe gun), then slink into the underbrush.

Foraging is your lifeline. Woods isn't a loot piñata like Interchange's mall—it's spread thin across the 45-minute timer, forcing you to hump miles of terrain. Hit the open fields for sniper scavs perched on ridges, easy pickings for a quick ammo box or meds if you flank 'em quiet.

Duck into the USEC Camp tents for military jackets stuffed with keycards and grenades, or rifle the medical bags in the RUAF Roadblock

[carmine laurel]

fuck off

[broken mountain]

my most wealthy subscriber is sidorovich jr

[hexed kernel]

😭

[left mantle]

For fucks sake

[copper vapor]

no no, view the people who subbed to my channel

[broken mountain]

Hang yourself

[oblique belfry]

KNEW IT WAS COMING

saw you reacting to my video

lurker

[carmine laurel]

ah, content creator dashboard

[upbeat verge]

instead try gun head

[copper vapor]

ah found it

thanks

[broken mountain]

?

[oblique belfry]

hi ma!

[raven swan]

best credits page

[oblique belfry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006341705924087919/1085674750031966218/82E1E16D-1C29-43BF-A5C8-F4A279591EE9.gif

[left mantle]

I am missing context

[obsidian sun]

lovely

[raven swan]

starsector mod credits

[fickle igloo]

where's the alt

I missed it didn't I

[copper vapor]

I found it. eventually

[fluid trout]

they're trying to snuff you man, when your name gets typed its either suggested to soundtrack jurassic park, do you mean soundtrack?, and random yt shorts

[broken mountain]

you are the latest subber from the ones that have active subs public

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

the ceo is from israel

[obsidian sun]

they made a deal with google to push more propaganda

[copper vapor]

money

[broken mountain]

one thing I can do is send out links to my videos to 5 serves with a "videos" channel, but that would make me an attention slut

So I pray to the algorithm

But its ass

I would move to instagram but this shit wont get promoted, and tiktok is ass

[copper vapor]

or you could stop caring about views

[broken mountain]

and being a gamma discord server content creator is like being a prison cook

[broken mountain]

I am an egoistic fuck

[left mantle]

Which one is this

[carmine laurel]

past-life-returner

[left mantle]

Ah

[carmine laurel]

chap 84

[broken mountain]

In other news

I hit the door handle with my hip again and I got flung into the floor

[left mantle]

Doors win again

[copper vapor]

you can also have an egotistical perspective of "I don't care how many views I get, I don't need them"

[broken mountain]

I care about views because I like when my work is acknowledged

[fluid trout]

https://tenor.com/view/calebcity-folded-gif-13528648

[broken mountain]

it just feels nice

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/heartbreak-drama-dramatic-fall-gif-25496181

[broken mountain]

[copper vapor]

stalcraft 2?

[broken mountain]

nope

scp secret lab

[obsidian sun]

DYNAMITE OP

[broken mountain]

I lack people to play it with

[obsidian sun]

wtf is this thing even

[oblique belfry]

ok something is wrong with my internet this happened yesterday around the same time as well

[sour rivet]

either the best multiplayer experience you will have or so bad you want to kill yourself

[oblique belfry]

probably has too much latency

around these times

[broken mountain]

TRUE

[oblique belfry]

images started not loading again

[broken mountain]

either you cooperate with people having a fucking blast, or you are running around for 40 minutes having no clue wtf is happening

[obsidian sun]

@sour rivet what is this thing called

[broken mountain]

like literally

secret lab is so fucking good

[sour rivet]

armsy

[obsidian sun]

creative name

[sour rivet]

[broken mountain]

been thinking about buying either arma or dayz too

[obsidian sun]

why can i skin it

[sour rivet]

armor :)

[obsidian sun]

nvm

[broken mountain]

youyou makes me wanna play sons of the forest now

[sour rivet]

hes playing the og

[broken mountain]

I know

[obsidian sun]

is that thing alive

surely it's just a statue

[sour rivet]

[obsidian sun]

molotov it is then

what a fucking waste of a molotov

[little depot]

phat

[obsidian sun]

he packin doe

[nocturne aurora]

he fat af boy

https://tenor.com/view/biggest-boy-family-guy-chris-griffin-dancing-gif-17316116

[copper vapor]

what if it's accumulated poop

[rocky turtle]

[obsidian sun]

but wouldn't the underwear be full
not just THAT part

[raven swan]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-gets-flung-and-explodes-orange-cat-funny-cat-meme-explodes-gif-10706110874965244466

fuck outta here with that underpants talk

[quiet abyss]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1146824111214043276/Blast.gif

i agree

fuck outta here

you stinky fucks

[obsidian sun]

i poopa my undies

[static axle]

@carmine laurel

[fluid trout]

I cooka da pasta

[frozen void]

bro has some junk

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/fujiwara-zone-takumi-fifth-stage-ae86-gif-26142689

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/yami-kalas-kyle-hyde-gif-18344042

[obsidian sun]

holy fuck a katana

[rocky turtle]

katana zero

[broken mountain]

that bulge

[static axle]

[left mantle]

Time to hit the blackjack

[rocky turtle]

back to new vegas

[obsidian sun]

YOOOOO

no more dinky ass bic lighter

[wide chasm]

Yall, is MGSV good?, cuz i wanna get into the metal gear franchise and idk what game would be a good starter one

[obsidian sun]

mgs 1

trust

[wide chasm]

The new minecraft update looks weird

[oblique belfry]

we are back from the accursed place called newbies chat

[wide chasm]

I played that up to maybe psycho mantis

[obsidian sun]

you should finish it

[hexed kernel]

omagad hotline miami reference

[wide chasm]

then i got turned off cuz...the graphics dude

[real aspen]

@timber oxide another wonderful product of sabnology

[wide chasm]

they hadn't fixed golden eye syndrome yet in games

[obsidian sun]

game still looks fine ngl

you can tell what shit is at least

[wide chasm]

Maybe i'll play twin snakes or something instead

Cuz isn't that like a remake of 1?

[obsidian sun]

iirc that one changes cinematics a bit

it is a remake yea

[wide chasm]

I've heard they're a bit over the top lol

[obsidian sun]

play twin snakes then
but you have to play mgs2

the end bit still hits hard today

[broken mountain]

@oblique belfry bro the fuck happened to newbies 😭

since when are there so many femboys in there

[oblique belfry]

i dont know 😭

it was cursed

[obsidian sun]

what happened

[oblique belfry]

never again

[oblique belfry]

furries / femboys

[broken mountain]

some retard with an anime pfp is threatening me

[oblique belfry]

everywhere

[broken mountain]

woo woo i am in your walls bro stfu you are a retard

[obsidian sun]

did you join like yesterday

[copper vapor]

it hits hard ESPECIALLY today

[obsidian sun]

it was like this for a long time

[copper vapor]

junk data and all that shit

[oblique belfry]

More so then ever

i knew there were few

[broken mountain]

time to infiltrate the vcs

where is @turbid shuttle when i need him