╟❓general-offtopic

[sour rivet]

BOOBS?

[hexed kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[oblique belfry]

"im a hot boy 🙂 "

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791275769870549002/1121539816560005203/My_Video.gif

[blazing maple]

cripplingly horny + zero social skills = the worst kinda dude

[blazing maple]

my discord description was "doing hot girl stuff" at the time

[turbid shuttle]

ai slop time

[timber oxide]

I'm so glad I'm not cripplingly horny

[oblique belfry]

let him jerk off to furries he is a sperm waste anyways

[sour rivet]

imagine not being able to supress yourhorniess like a normal person

[blazing maple]

Thank you Goonmeister

[fluid trout]

add horniness at inoportune moment and you get the worst situation ever

[oblique belfry]

lies

[timber oxide]

I think I no longer deserve the title of a goonmeister

[oblique belfry]

you literally had a goon site conversation with sab yesterday for 30 minutes

[timber oxide]

This guy clearly surpassed me

[sour rivet]

i grant you the title of

Brickmeister

[obsidian sun]

oh no not again

[timber oxide]

Yeah but I don't bring it up when I try talking to a woman

[green granite]

Is this AI

[oblique belfry]

[turbid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-man-angry-out-of-car-meme-fast-am-talking-gif-17285849

[oblique belfry]

god i just fucking imagined the convo

[timber oxide]

You'd be surprised how normal I am capable of talking irl

[oblique belfry]

"hey girl have you heard of this site called xxx its really great for arts and puts me on edge 🫦 "

[timber oxide]

You wouldn't be able to tell it's me if we randomly met on the street

[obsidian sun]

yes

[timber oxide]

I mean, you would

You know my voice

[green granite]

"I am a lesbian too, in a man body" is insane level of writing holy shit

[timber oxide]

But if you didn't

[sour rivet]

inside me is a girl

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/yikes-cringe-gif-26303769

[oblique belfry]

lesbian : man x woman according to his brain

[opal star]

Yikes.

[fluid trout]

call pyrson Indonesia the way he be a new member of the Brick Nation

[oblique belfry]

surely there is a term for that

[sour rivet]

yeah lets call it uh

line

[obsidian sun]

do mutants follow far

[sour rivet]

shouldnt

[obsidian sun]

thank god

[sour rivet]

they will raid you tho

[proven tundra]

What the fuck

[oblique belfry]

[fluid trout]

I think I can feel your aura emanating a block away from me tho

[sour rivet]

when you got the ratdad puking you know you fucked up

[oblique belfry]

everyone wants to smash smth rn with the amount of cringe this guy has

[obsidian sun]

[timber oxide]

You know, I actually have a friend who is both a girl and equally as much of a gooner as I am and even when talking to her I don't act as retarded

[sour rivet]

i want to smash odysseus and nemesis

and scylla

[blazing maple]

drake said this in a song once

[sour rivet]

ouchies

[oblique belfry]

you guys are friends though
you dont fucking go to a stranger and go "i love pussy"

[fluid trout]

rage rooms are for pussies, we go into abandoned factories to smash things and die of tetanus

[timber oxide]

That's like uber retarded

[obsidian sun]

i love pussy

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/Krenbot_/status/1974618792023195975

Silly Lil' Kreechure (@Krenbot_)

THE CROWDS AREN'T GONNA CONTROL THEMSELVES
#Deadlock

X · Oct 4, 2025, 11:33 PM

[oblique belfry]

shut up youyou

[blazing maple]

talking to girls is easy
Step 1. Talk to them like they're a normal person

[timber oxide]

We're all friends here, youyou

[oblique belfry]

go back to being molested by jersey people

[obsidian sun]

you're not my friends

[oblique belfry]

WOW

okay

[timber oxide]

Oh I know that

[sour rivet]

what if im not good at talking

[obsidian sun]

real friends donate 50$ to a friend in need

[oblique belfry]

oh wait we are not ?

[blazing maple]

try harder

[oblique belfry]

now we are

[sour rivet]

im doing my best :(

[fluid trout]

havent talked to a woman outside my immediate circle thats not service related for a decade lmao

[timber oxide]

I just realized I'm not friends with Sam

[sour rivet]

you HATE her

[proven tundra]

Talking poorly is still better than talking like a potential rapist

[timber oxide]

And with rat

[blazing maple]

I'm so fucking scared

[oblique belfry]

literally 1 frame later

[sour rivet]

i constantly fumble my words when im speakin with sam

the wretched autism

[timber oxide]

Don't worry I will not invade your personal space

[obsidian sun]

temporary friends until you pay up

[turbid shuttle]

@oblique belfry I had AI generate you

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

börka using AI

more reason to ignore you even more now

jesus christ

[turbid shuttle]

I'm that bored

[fluid trout]

yeah a bad conversation can be forgotten in 30 minutes, the girl will remember you for a year if you seem like a potential harmful person lmao

[blazing maple]

don't be bored be better

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

the ghosts

[proven tundra]

When I'm bored I come in here and see stuff that makes me simultaneously lose faith in humanity and grateful that my children turned out decent

[fluid trout]

its all that early pron exposure man, their developing brains got fried

[opal star]

Borka, post your glock. Should cheer you up.

[hexed kernel]

😭

[blazing maple]

sorry rat, I'll do better

[hexed kernel]

i'm sorry rat

[blazing maple]

oh wait did I tell you I'm employed now?

[sour rivet]

rat hates us

[fluid trout]

sorry man I'll do worse

[blazing maple]

I did it for you rat-dad

[timber oxide]

When I'm bored I fly over your base with my glorious aircraft

[sour rivet]

oh yeah speaking of employment

i still got nothin

[proven tundra]

I did see, but I wasn't sure where

[hexed kernel]

[sour rivet]

elf

[turbid shuttle]

Heres a G21

[sour rivet]

im gonna use sam to rob santa
this will not go horribly for me

Saint Nick will understand

[timber oxide]

Is there some offtopic dweller I don't have on my friends list yet

[fluid trout]

he'll be posted up outside with a double barrel

[proven tundra]

That statement did not come out well
I was referring to the thing Sam posted about
Most of you I like just fine the way you are

[oblique belfry]

i wanna ping falco so bad

[proven tundra]

Sab I desire to strangle on occasion

[oblique belfry]

but he stopped doing it

[timber oxide]

We all want to strangle Sab

[sour rivet]

doge you arent friends with sam either

[fluid trout]

thats normal

[oblique belfry]

WHAT

[hexed kernel]

even me?? 🥺

[opal star]

What'd he do?

[oblique belfry]

i am fucking devastated

[obsidian sun]

genderhoarder

[oblique belfry]

i am actually devastated rn

[sour rivet]

i was her only friend of this friend group for the whole year

[blazing maple]

christmas factory, I'm an elf now

[oblique belfry]

sam im sorry

[proven tundra]

I saved your image you made for me, made my day

[blazing maple]

I forgive you for being turkish

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

wait

i shall now spam everyone with friend requests

[blazing maple]

no one fw me

[timber oxide]

I already friend requested who I wanted

[sour rivet]

i fw you bbg

[blazing maple]

at least falco was one of my first friends here

and Iedy

[fluid trout]

After a month of not doing shit with it, it's close to finished!

[timber oxide]

Rat still didn't respond

[blazing maple]

I send them sopranos memes whenever I'm bored

[oblique belfry]

anyways

at least i got sk0m on my friend list

[proven tundra]

He asks questions that are easily answered if he thinks about them for a second
Then argues about minutiae
Then says he doesn't care about it in the first place and keeps talking about it and pretending you didn't waste half an hour explaining to him

[tiny pivot]

Genderhoarder trait in Fallout:

Having more than 3 pronouns give +1 to all stats

[sour rivet]

sam you go back to work tomorrow right?

[obsidian sun]

falco was like one of the first people to add me here

[blazing maple]

no tomorrow is the kings birthday

public holiday

[sour rivet]

oh huh

[timber oxide]

And I have Falco and Dry

[proven tundra]

What happened

[sour rivet]

I STILL HAVE ONE LAST CHANCE FOR A PHASMO OR FORTNITE OR SILENT HIL THING

[hexed kernel]

yayy!!!

[tiny pivot]

also i just fucking realize your pfp is Buranyaa

[oblique belfry]

we shall combine em together to make 1 moderator council

[green granite]

[obsidian sun]

[tiny pivot]

even better

[proven tundra]

Oh friend requests lol

[blazing maple]

Killing enemies lets you take their pronouns. For every unique pronoun gain +1 to special stats.

When gendered by an npc using pronouns you don't have yet, take a -1 to all special stats for 24 hours

[oblique belfry]

both trianq and yasu accepted my request

[timber oxide]

I sent you a friend request and you didn't even tell me to rat off

[obsidian sun]

hot boy and water girl type shii

[fluid trout]

just realized the vomit emoji looks like he's throating shrek

[oblique belfry]

oh fuck i got a warning

might wanna stop

[obsidian sun]

♻️

[proven tundra]

It doesn't show up as an alert on my phone unless I go out to my main screen lol

[obsidian sun]

doge is a crypto bot confirmed

[timber oxide]

Damn you, Discord!

[oblique belfry]

collect my cryptos

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1424193900288933978/ssstik.io_adam.asenko_1759624538802.mp4?ex=68e30f6e&is=68e1bdee&hm=db983194ae2b951ed31ffe571ba4f2b17a12c734d2d25b7fa0df1a336112c856&

[tiny pivot]

no he's a fucking dog bro

[timber oxide]

DogeCoin is/was a thing

[tiny pivot]

don't be racist

smh

[proven tundra]

Discord is shit fr

[obsidian sun]

dogshit ass bot that's not how it works

[fluid trout]

soon all of our pronouns will be none/none

[blazing maple]

where's the option to say "no i'm turkish"

[sour rivet]

collecting pronouns like they're infinity stones

[tiny pivot]

well, if you consider less than a cent as a thing

[blazing maple]

just kidding doge I love you bestie <3

[tiny pivot]

an NFT actually has more value than dogecoin LMAO

[sour rivet]

SHE LOVES DOGE!!!

[blazing maple]

poop from a butt has more value

[fluid trout]

an IOU for a ham sandwich has more value than both

[timber oxide]

Someone has to

[proven tundra]

What about poop from other places

[tiny pivot]

you'd get banned immediately

Discord just straight up blocks you from accessing the site

[fluid trout]

I think you can shoot someone with a pennyshot and it'll benefit em more than giving em an NFT

[timber oxide]

I keep forgetting that I don't go to the dentist tomorrow but in 2 days

[tiny pivot]

The coins V1 uses to Ricoshot have more value than an NFT

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/Kbuuumm5__/status/1974584122426397098

Kbum5_ (@Kbuuumm5__)

Commission done! no fangs?! weird
#commissionart #commissions

X · Oct 4, 2025, 9:15 PM

[sour rivet]

big ass teeth

[blazing maple]

if I had big ass teeth I'd bite everythnig

walls

doors

people

pets

[sour rivet]

can you bite this

[timber oxide]

You already bite people and pets

[timber oxide]

You bit Birbs fingies off

[blazing maple]

i'd show those dogs who's boss

[sour rivet]

good heavens

[copper vapor]

[tiny pivot]

aw hell nah not these stupid fucks

[blazing maple]

like chicken fingers but worse

[proven tundra]

[fluid trout]

you mean you don't chase dogs already?

[hexed kernel]

rate my epic setup

[sour rivet]

im gonna gety you sam\

[copper vapor]

gety

[blazing maple]

Kim <3

[fluid trout]

do it for kim

[blazing maple]

gety

[tiny pivot]

least chaotic setup in VOTV

[sour rivet]

IM GOING

TO

cry

[blazing maple]

also clean the top of your windows damn

[fluid trout]

straight mold

[obsidian sun]

i woke up everyone

[sour rivet]

can you add this

[obsidian sun]

was chopping up a tree and got jumped by another virginia

[tiny pivot]

the sponge can't reach it

[obsidian sun]

i screamed like tom

[timber oxide]

The most normal VotV setup

[oblique belfry]

its so over

[sour rivet]

it can

[oblique belfry]

get ready for a whopping

[obsidian sun]

it's 3 am surely no one will hear that

[oblique belfry]

"oh welp guess someone died again."

"anyways "

[tiny pivot]

jokes on you it's 10 here

[obsidian sun]

my throat is itching from that scream holy

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/roadtovostok/status/1974562732327522608

Road to Vostok (@roadtovostok)

New shelter customization feature in the final demo is providing really cool ways to see how people are getting creative with furniture & item placement.

I'm excited to see what happens when I release the entire furniture pool (+100 furnitures) and multi-shelter support in EA. https://t.co/gOS1zr3VAn

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 4, 2025, 7:50 PM

[fluid trout]

I know something else that'll get your throat itching

[obsidian sun]

my first steam wishlist

[obsidian sun]

i'll just drink milk tyvm

[fluid trout]

one of those x4 spicy chicken noodles

cmon man

[obsidian sun]

do mutants go away when i sleep

[sour rivet]

not if they're already nearby

[obsidian sun]

this one is literally uphill from my camp

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/Bucky_cm/status/1973207877721661950

Bucky | Palworld (@Bucky_cm)

I come back to this video once every 6 months just so I can feel something again

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 1, 2025, 2:06 AM

[obsidian sun]

it makes no sound man
i thought those were leaves

[obsidian sun]

you were 2 seconds away from the "ip grabber" gif

[sour rivet]

wait until you meet the sausages

[wild vortex]

firefox was blocking the fuck out of that

[obsidian sun]

[copper vapor]

[marsh cargo]

i somehow committed a chain of fuck ups in fast succession
and you only saw the last bit of it

[blazing maple]

british people introducing their cuisine to the world:

[sour rivet]

i've been turn into a screenshot

release me

[blazing maple]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1963610/Road_to_Vostok/

Steam

Road to Vostok

Hardcore Survival
A hardcore single-player survival game set in a post-apocalyptic border zone between Finland and Russia. Survive, loot, plan and prepare to cross the border into Vostok, a permadeath zone where one mistake can end it all.

Core Features…

Release Date

Coming soon

▶ Play video

[obsidian sun]

you're always a screenshot on my pc

[oblique belfry]

❓

birb doınt look

[timber oxide]

I have a screenshot of you but it's too rude

[obsidian sun]

does killing the babies summon the mother

[sour rivet]

no

[obsidian sun]

ok good

[timber oxide]

This scene was so good btw

[obsidian sun]

they kinda cute tho

[blazing maple]

should i keep posting more indie game stuff

[obsidian sun]

only good part about that game fr

[sour rivet]

do you want to?

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/IronIntOfficial/status/1974501961589469686

IronDev (@IronIntOfficial)

I have reverted back to the old style for The Hobo Complex. 'PSX jank but a bit better'.

#indiedev #IndieGameDev #horrorgame #3dart #lowpoly #pixelart https://t.co/xq6hHdeo4E

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 4, 2025, 3:48 PM

[timber oxide]

I'm so glad I actually gave New Dawn a chance

[blazing maple]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3524510/The_Hobo_Complex/

Steam

The Hobo Complex

The Hobo Complex is a first-person psychological horror game exploring drug addiction, homelessness, and the circumstances that led to it. Wander through eerie, atmospheric environments as you search for your girlfriend, who left after a heated argument.

THE STORYYou and your girlfriend have gotten into a fight about a new position at your job…

Release Date

To be announced

▶ Play video

[timber oxide]

Nah, the game ain't bad

It's just different

[sour rivet]

only thing idont like about new dawn is the annoying rpg stuff

[proven tundra]

People need more indie game goodness in their lives

[marsh cargo]

should have been called crack den

[oblique belfry]

gg

[obsidian sun]

speaking of unreleased indies
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1739080/Sword_Hero/

Steam

Sword Hero

Sword Hero

A seamless open world, full of secrets and stories to tell, closely following the style of the cult-classic Gothic series. No invisible walls - you go wherever you please right from the beginning! Just watch out - The wilderness of Wes is unkind to the unprepared, with beasts such as the Greyskin, Giants, Dragons and other monstros…

Release Date

To be announced

▶ Play video

this one looks so good

[sour rivet]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2063390/VA_Proxy?snr=1_25_4__318

Steam

V.A Proxy

As time passes, the once enduring megastructure began to rot from the inside out, the dwellers of this world began to follow suit, while a handful few managed to keep their sanity.

S-units, weapons of mass destruction told to be the harbingers of war began to awake, breaking a hard earn stalemate many machines fought for, with their awakening t…

Release Date

Coming soon

i need this so bad

[obsidian sun]

nuke parry the game

[sour rivet]

i can only switch between hades amid evil and skyrim for so long

i NEED painkiller

i NEED borderlands

[obsidian sun]

replay bl2 with mods

that's what im doing after bl3

[sour rivet]

i already did that

[obsidian sun]

bl1

[oblique belfry]

?????????

WHERE IS MY STATUE

[wild vortex]

this guy loves bl

[oblique belfry]

BASTARD

[sour rivet]

which one

[oblique belfry]

infusion

its so good if you also get hermes dodge boon

i had like 25%

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple you remember when this happened?

[oblique belfry]

❓

[sour rivet]

its time doge

[oblique belfry]

i used to watch is "counting to x" videos

even once joined his stream

[oblique belfry]

END ?

[sour rivet]

end of mr surface man

THEN

BELOW

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

so it seems my best weapons are circe staff for below and moros torches for above

[oblique belfry]

b-black coat

[sour rivet]

ZEUS ALREADY?

GOOID LORD

[obsidian sun]

same

[oblique belfry]

"i better have a million" he has

443mil rn

how the fuck did he get 443 mil

[obsidian sun]

children

[oblique belfry]

even kid channels have 100-150mil rn though

speaking of

pewdiepie is no longer in top 10 most subbed channels

[sour rivet]

HE DEAD

[oblique belfry]

retired

[sour rivet]

YOO

im not talking about your youtubers

[oblique belfry]

uploads once in a week or 2

[oblique belfry]

oh

wait wtf ?

[sour rivet]

once agaon doge

moros torches op

[oblique belfry]

indeed.

[sour rivet]

zeus on special

aphro on attack

[oblique belfry]

i like eos torches

spamming specials

[oblique belfry]

melee torches fr

[sour rivet]

bro is a family man now and i respect

lol

lmao

lil bit of trollin

[oblique belfry]

dis shit still funny to me

[sour rivet]

discord no load it

[oblique belfry]

excuse but does extended family say 26% ???

how many mfs did you get

[timber oxide]

Status update
I'm not doing a very good job at keeping 19 idiots from killing themselves

[sour rivet]

collect

:)

[oblique belfry]

how many bitches

[sour rivet]

apollo demeter zeus aphrodite

and uhhhh

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[sour rivet]

i think thats about it?

[oblique belfry]

actually yeah that makes sense

now that i think about it

because common gives 3% per person

and yours is heroic

hmm

let us see

[sour rivet]

Thanatos used to be poopie in ea so im happy it got buffed

[quiet abyss]

ok so i made the mistake of putting darktide on HDD

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

so shit

gotta put this on SSD asap, so im doing that

but its taking 3 years

[oblique belfry]

might as well unlock this too

[sour rivet]

shes starting to rember

Sooo

is ||typhon|| gone forever

[oblique belfry]

i shall now test this theory

[sour rivet]

replace him with hades

[copper vapor]

man

nothing but tragedy in ABI today

one of my buddies ragequit for good

[sour rivet]

waaait

[oblique belfry]

im gonna still do trials just because it makes eris less cancer

[sour rivet]

doge i have a more important thing to do than kill chronos

[oblique belfry]

smash ?

[sour rivet]

no

my son

he must awake

[oblique belfry]

oh right

[copper vapor]

@oblique belfry same guy who last night said he wouldn't be mad if he lost the gun he built
then he died and got mad

now he just ragequit after we lost 3 in a row lol

[oblique belfry]

of course its the "calm" people thats gone as well

[copper vapor]

I'm kinda pissed because I'm losing money

wanted to reach 10 mil

but oh well

[sour rivet]

oh ok

[copper vapor]

money exists to be spent

[oblique belfry]

yeah i cant do shit

unless i do another run

smh

fine

[sour rivet]

one more run

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-dexter-dexter-doakes-gotcha-found-you-gif-14688017774431904057

me lookin at y'all play hades

let me do one run as well

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

get the blood boiling

got so close to a win last night

gotta get better at dodging hades's melee hits

[oblique belfry]

AKDGN ADKHGBADKJBDAG HUBBAAAHHHH ??!?!?!??! @frank hearth @frank hearth

birb do not look

this does not concern you

[sour rivet]

hubbah

where am i

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

it aight

[oblique belfry]

funny 1 hit k.o rng

gold gold gold

we love gambling in this game

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/ebola_granola/status/1974639918187155693

@ebolagranola.bsky.social (@ebola_granola)

HE DID IT

QRT: ebola_granola
After 14 and a half years, KurtJMac is finally reaching the farlands on Saturday. What a testament to human dedication.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 5, 2025, 12:56 AM

the farlands

it has been too long

[oblique belfry]

for the 10th time now

they found it

[copper vapor]

demeter appeared for the first time for me

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

uih

[oblique belfry]

HE IS DOING IT

GO WHITE BOY GO

im going to cry

[oblique belfry]

where is charon fight when you need money

[sour rivet]

dude

charon might have some SERIOUS pent up anger due to all the shit that happened

mf is gonna split us asunder

[oblique belfry]

idc

i just wanted 1 gold

capitalist fuck

[sour rivet]

HAAAAAAAAAGH....

anyway lets see if i can make it to the confrontation with a dress

[oblique belfry]

so many deliveries

[sour rivet]

HIMBM

LMAO SCYLLA WAS STILL BEING HIT DURING HER DEATH ANIMATION

THE DISRESPECT

[bitter spire]

Hello

My name

Is ultra

[oblique belfry]

we are sm0l

AGAINNNN

1 GOLD OFF

THIS FUCKING GAME

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-just-a-storm-sit-down-call-of-duty-zombies-black-ops-call-of-duty-black-ops-gif-18190618203911282453

[sour rivet]

closer ever closer

[oblique belfry]

whuh ?

[sour rivet]

wym whuh

[oblique belfry]

thats what happens when you finish the bond ?

[sour rivet]

no this just appeared after she appeared

[oblique belfry]

oh

[sour rivet]

also do i just need to reach chronos with the dress or do i gotta beat him

[oblique belfry]

reach

[sour rivet]

okie

i have like 218 armor so that shouldnt break anytime

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[sour rivet]

silk

[oblique belfry]

im somehow making a dodge build again

no aphrodite though sadly

but i already have 16% dodge

more if i use my hex

multiple times in the same room

[sour rivet]

ohmagaw

charon went meh

thats close to mel

hehe

[little depot]

Good morning bresties

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/drip-chicken-drip-drip-chicken-chicken-gif-27284399

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-rooster-drip-cool-tekken-gif-13482827544967085222

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

LETS GOOO

[sour rivet]

17 god dang minutes

[raven swan]

gooner gacha game
Look inside
Kojimbo
http://youtube.com/post/Ugkxaij3jrhS2BpL0RfspBdw7LfZ9u4_Opqk

[wet lantern]

It's all part of Hideous Kenjaku's plan

[raven swan]

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/spin-spinning-kojima-hideo-kojima-metal-gif-17489117500833776292

[sour rivet]

oh?

[copper vapor]

ye shit run this time

not gonna make it

[wet lantern]

Oh shit it's the place from Persona

[copper vapor]

also for some reason the game stutters if I move using the analog

[oblique belfry]

i got fucking baited

turns out

the armor that icarus gives you is 1 time only

so i thought of "hmm what if i force hephaestus with keepsake just for armor " then i would be pseudo god mode

[green root]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[oblique belfry]

but nope

turns out its a 1 time only bullshit

day ruined

keepsake ruined

now im 17 hp

[sour rivet]

||"thats it im stabbing you."
"no wait!"||

parrdon

[hexed kernel]

i was just chilling in my base and pinging signals but then suddenly a hint "press shift to run" appeared

fucking god damnit

this game scared the shit out of me without actually showing me anything

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

spoiler: ||theres nothing its just doing that to fuck with you||

[timber oxide]

You don't have to worry as long as you are allowed to pause

[oblique belfry]

?????????

what

[sour rivet]

5

[oblique belfry]

we love gambling in this house

[copper vapor]

as expected

[oblique belfry]

-# im fucking using axe wtf did i do

[copper vapor]

I couldn't get past phase 1

shit zeus boons fr

[oblique belfry]

i've actually killed the run

wtf is wrong with me

[hexed kernel]

unfortunately i have been spoiled a little bit and i know that ||some things don't care about me pausing the game ||

[sour rivet]

oh new sprite

[timber oxide]

When I played it you literally could not pause the game if something really was around you

Oh they made it better

Now it straight up lies to you

Honestly, I don't really like this feature

Sometimes I just want to save and quit and I can't cause an event is happening without me knowing about it and now I have to wait for it to finish and sometimes they like to take their time

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry

what is happening bro

||zag whacked him so hard he realized being evil sucked||

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

i can see why people were upset with this ending but i like it

[little depot]

General Hadesiitopic

[oblique belfry]

huh.

thats actually great for speedrunning wtf

[little depot]

That's godshit for playing the game tho

Me when I want to play less of the game

[tiny pivot]

his ass starting to look like Midra from Elden Ring dawg.

[oblique belfry]

okay @sour rivet so now you know || about the fact that chronos is now good yes ? ||

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

because i just got the answer to your typhon question

[sour rivet]

||peepaw time no longer has dementia||

[oblique belfry]

wanna see it ?

[sour rivet]

shur

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

bro is a twink now

also

[oblique belfry]

thats such a blue ball

i legit expected something different

but for gameplay purposes i guess it makes sense

[sour rivet]

now

WHERE IS ||DUSA||

[oblique belfry]

[fluid trout]

man, ajin is one of the coolest manga out there, dare I say close to the level of black lagoon and jormungand

too bad the anime adaptation had to change some arcs

since yknow, the funni airplane disaster

[little depot]

Me when the main villain gives up because he got bored

[fluid trout]

absolute peak

[little depot]

He's not even a "good" villain

He's just a menace

[fluid trout]

dude stopped since he really didn't actually wanna do the ruling japan thing

lmao

really cool that the chapter titles when he starts doing his plans are named off of video games

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry @frank hearth

[oblique belfry]

he fucking did it

finally

[sour rivet]

damn so ungrateful

thats in im rewinding time

[oblique belfry]

collect my spoilers now

[cunning bronze]

Yeah that ending is interesting

Charon Axe made everything so much easier it's not even funny

I was having trouble until I used that and I blitzed

Now I gotta continue and find out || the true ending? I suppose||

[oblique belfry]

fuck is that ?

oh kiss of styx

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

before

[sour rivet]

Oh dear

[oblique belfry]

after

105 max hp

[sour rivet]

Damn this credit song is peak

Doesnt beat the first games tho

[oblique belfry]

i was gonna buy kiss of styx but fuck that

MOAR HP

M O A R

525 hp run

[solid trench]

playing arena breakout, 2 likes and i go into a raid with this fcukin thing

[sour rivet]

HEHE YIPPIE YIPPIE YIPPIE!

[hexed kernel]

the

[solid trench]

the m

[oblique belfry]

again

[tiny pivot]

Obrez my beloved

[solid trench]

x20 scoped obrez

wave goodbye to my elbow

[tiny pivot]

worth it

[oblique belfry]

[tiny pivot]

anything for my cursed fucking guns

[solid trench]

its cheap as hell too

[tiny pivot]

it would be extremely funny if you could slap 8 picatinny rails on the front and equip 8 flashlights to blind people with the power of 8 suns

but knowing games like Breakout id doubt that's possible

[oblique belfry]

Oh wow

[tiny pivot]

(would be funny tho)

[oblique belfry]

she does ✌️ now

[solid trench]

let me check the gunsmith see if i can try

[oblique belfry]

BIRB

@sour rivet

BIRIBRIBRIBIRBIBIBR

[sour rivet]

WHAT WHAT IS IT I WAS GETTIGN FOOD

[oblique belfry]

APOLLO IS NOW PLAYING WITH ARTEMIS

ON CAMP

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/this-peaks-memes-gif-16921095133411355177

[oblique belfry]

WOAH

[hexed kernel]

i have a weird questiona nd since google can't help me i will ask here

anyone knows how this type of gloves is called

[copper vapor]

biker gloves? fingerless

[oblique belfry]

fingerless gloves

i call them half gloves

[solid trench]

fingerless tactival gloves

[solid trench]

somehow survived the raid but i only killed bots and got no loot lmao

[oblique belfry]

HUMANA

[hexed kernel]

yeah i try to look for fingerless but i get soft warm ones like this

[oblique belfry]

warm ones are good

[sour rivet]

Doge did you fight rival pro yet

[oblique belfry]

yes

i did

[sour rivet]

is it scary

[oblique belfry]

not really

[little depot]

Cute

[sour rivet]

what should i expect

[oblique belfry]

its just pro....2

[sour rivet]

damn

now i could interpert that in 2 ways

[oblique belfry]

want me to spoil the surprise ?

[sour rivet]

no

[oblique belfry]

aight

then thats all i will say

[sour rivet]

inb4 the mf just duplicated himself

[oblique belfry]

[hexed kernel]

anything with the word "tactical" in it costs four times as much as the exact same thing without it

[oblique belfry]

"supreme"

[sour rivet]

me going down to tartarus with max rivals only to see ||Hades, Zagreus and Chronos|| ready to kick my ass

[oblique belfry]

from what i've seen

my guess is we will fight chronos again

even if i hate it

if olympus was "that"

[sour rivet]

we still fought hades after beating the game

[oblique belfry]

then chronos will be the same

yeah

[sour rivet]

understandable

[solid trench]

yes thats generally what happens with milsim larp

[oblique belfry]

okay according to my theory

those last 4 are the ones who i think is from

[blazing maple]

the last trinkets are L
G
B
T

[sour rivet]

mm

[blazing maple]

collect them

[sour rivet]

WAH

[oblique belfry]

(its the 3rd statue dont look if you wanna do it yourself)

[blazing maple]

@sour rivet https://fixvx.com/nexindie/status/1974511356322988406

Next Indie (@nexindie)

Crow survival game 'Migration' officially announced.

Wishlist here: http://store.steampowered.com/app/3878760 https://t.co/0jkjuminpe

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 4, 2025, 4:26 PM

[sour rivet]

how the fuck did they make a game about me

im sueing them

[blazing maple]

placea nest stinky

[sour rivet]

im gonna place a nest on your back

gallop on my steed

[blazing maple]

neigh

breaks all my legs and dies

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

well that makes it easier to turn you into burger i guess

[oblique belfry]

god

i overdid it a lot today

[sour rivet]

go to sleep bruh

[oblique belfry]

was worth it though

game ended

[hexed kernel]

they should invent a name for this "animal simulator with stylized graphics" kind of genre

[oblique belfry]

now time for epilogue

[sour rivet]

FALL.

[oblique belfry]

"""epilogue"""

100's more hours

trying to smash every npc

anyways

[hexed kernel]

the real goal of hades 2

[oblique belfry]

bedge time

[hexed kernel]

goob night :3

[oblique belfry]

already made 12 nectars in 2 minutes

we now have a goal

anywho

[oblique belfry]

❓

[blazing maple]

the real goal of bisexuality

[sour rivet]

real

[verbal lodge]

it's a sign, to play the greatest JRPG of the PS2 era

[sour rivet]

damn

[verbal lodge]

hop on

https://tenor.com/view/persona-dancing-dance-moves-video-game-gif-17945073

[hexed kernel]

great vegetables

[oblique belfry]

lets sleep at the same time

[sour rivet]

bro wants to sleep with me

hades has corrupted him

[oblique belfry]

not like that moron

we always have an hour gap

[sour rivet]

nay i am not tired yet

[oblique belfry]

this might be the first time

nvm

[hexed kernel]

why not. sleeping together saves both space and heating bills

it's efficient

[oblique belfry]

most of the time there is the "bed size" issue

luckily i got a double bed

[sour rivet]

doge would not survive sleeping in the same bed as me

i roll around too much

[oblique belfry]

what a surprise

me too

found my 2nd pillow in front of the door once

[hexed kernel]

wait don't fall asleep for like two minutes

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1373374174684254400/attachment-308.mp4?ex=68e2bfdf&is=68e16e5f&hm=85d14cc7786dfaff21b74b5c0dc808e0ddd1223d56b9c57fd8292ec3f4923770& doing this to you

[oblique belfry]

?

[oblique belfry]

i need this

lately i've been waking up mid sleep

need a full non disturbed sleep for once

[oblique belfry]

CAM ON

i will look at my coc

while you do that

[blazing maple]

me in the post zombie apocalypse bunker handing a cyanide capsule to my wife as I get ready to take mine with tears in my eyes:

[sour rivet]

thats not funny at all

[oblique belfry]

thats.....

oddly familiar

[blazing maple]

They'll get progessively more sad the longer doge stays awake

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-the-lich-lich-king-adventure-time-litch-gif-3630070497349253076

[oblique belfry]

i cant

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

me when I get a text message that my favourite clown died in a car accident

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo you werent kidding

[blazing maple]

I'm under the bed

[quiet abyss]

the bolt pistol fucks

[quiet abyss]

this thing is a monster

[sour rivet]

sam is the monster under our bed

spray bottle
spray bottle

[quiet abyss]

bribe

[blazing maple]

me trying to describe the plot of John Carpenters, The thing:

[quiet abyss]

did you know this?

[oblique belfry]

i will shoo it away and move her to the closet instead

[sour rivet]

no thats where i keep my yuri!

[quiet abyss]

me trying to describe frankensteins creation

[sour rivet]

SHE WILL TAKE IT FROM ME

[oblique belfry]

its her new home now

[sour rivet]

NOOOO

[oblique belfry]

dont care

[blazing maple]

i'm trapped

there's so many shirts in here

helpff

[oblique belfry]

birb wont need em

throw them away

[sour rivet]

i only wear the same 5 anyway

[oblique belfry]

the only change on my wardrobe is cuz of seasons

[sour rivet]

my skullgirls shirt is becoming more and more stretched :(

[oblique belfry]

and even then its 5-8 short sleeves / 5-8 long sleeves

oh god hunger strikes as well

OKAYIMGONENOWBAIIIII

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123782681147232356/1423459774061871145/4u2rr2izsrsf1.gif

[sour rivet]

you're fine

[quiet abyss]

anyways

they give me a boltgun

thats their first mistake

because this fucking thing is never leaving my side almost ever

because i love it

its so fucking powerful

big gun go BOOM and i like it

[hexed kernel]

vet or zealot?

[quiet abyss]

vet

but im loving this fucking thing, it somehow horde clears AND kills elites

2-3 shots per elite

so far at least

its not even a good rarity

i bought it at gray or whatever

might go tech priests to upgrade

[blazing maple]

I loved bolt pistol

so much mobility

headshots nuke specials

[hexed kernel]

same!!!!!!!!!

[blazing maple]

shots pierce through crowds

[sour rivet]

remeber when i shot a dog and it went flying

[blazing maple]

Its the best of all worlds

[sour rivet]

wait i still have the clip

[quiet abyss]

dont they explode too?

so sometimes you get 2-3 with one

[blazing maple]

Kristi Noem:

[quiet abyss]

ATF:

[blazing maple]

yeah but smaller explosion that's more of a stagger

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple

[quiet abyss]

it does do light AoE tho

which is nice

and it does stagger really good

[blazing maple]

ayyyy

vintage

[sour rivet]

vintage she says

[blazing maple]

the arbites shotty pistol is also goated

such a TITE spread

[quiet abyss]

anyways, i dont care what anyone says, its bolt or nothing

it even looks like a nerf gun

[blazing maple]

follow ur dreams

[sour rivet]

its only been..

4 months...

[quiet abyss]

also i can sprint and shoot

thats a fucking wonderful trait

i made it exalted, now it should rip through enemies even better

ourple bolt gun

[blazing maple]

bolt pistol I believe has more mobility stat

and faster reload

[quiet abyss]

yes

[blazing maple]

but y'know...

less BOOM

[quiet abyss]

bolt pistol is still boltgun

[blazing maple]

less BANG

less DAKKA

[sour rivet]

lies

[quiet abyss]

it is a bolt pistol

[sour rivet]

deceit

bolt pistol possess all the boom

[quiet abyss]

im using a bolt pistol, im only lvl 10

[blazing maple]

fatshark where is my Melta gun

[quiet abyss]

too big for humans

[sour rivet]

20 dolla cosmetic for u

[blazing maple]

Where is my Heavy Stubba

[hexed kernel]

nuh uh

[quiet abyss]

maybe ogryns, but theyre also too retard

[blazing maple]

Melta gun is used by normal ass imps all the time

[sour rivet]

fatshark where is my tech priest class

[quiet abyss]

hm, interesting

[blazing maple]

no you get skittari

[quiet abyss]

never seen them used by anyone but astartes

[sour rivet]

fatshark where is my skittari class

[quiet abyss]

and the books state it too be a heavy weapon beyond humans

just cant be done usually

[blazing maple]

everyone can use a melta

[sour rivet]

yea

[blazing maple]

equal opportunity gun

[hexed kernel]

it's him

john guard

[sour rivet]

haah....

[quiet abyss]

hm

[blazing maple]

There's a heavy melta

and a normal one

[quiet abyss]

yeah it was heavy probably

[sour rivet]

nay... i must save my money..

[blazing maple]

Heavy Melta is fuckin huge

[restive bear]

Hello chat

[blazing maple]

I want a Shuriken Pistol

[restive bear]

Greetings!

[sour rivet]

FKRGKHGFHJGFD

PLEAES

[quiet abyss]

the formidable key site

[blazing maple]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3997630/Spartan_Survivors/

Steam

Spartan Survivors

Fight hordes of Covenant & Flood in this new game mixing Roguelite & Bullet Heaven for hours of mindless fun!

Have fun surviving Spartan!…

Release Date

Oct 22, 2025

▶ Play video

[quiet abyss]

[blazing maple]

only a few days away

[sour rivet]

doesnt fix the performance

and its still expensive on keys

[restive bear]

Man I'm skipped the autumn sale today, couldn't buy shit and too many reports to finish

[quiet abyss]

eh idk

[restive bear]

OOOHHH

[hexed kernel]

ah hell nah they turned masth chif into a chibi

[sour rivet]

oct 22nd
unfortunately i will be playing painkiller

thank you sam ^^

[restive bear]

I wish this one has playable elites

[sour rivet]

hopefully

if not

we KILL them

[blazing maple]

watch the trailer

you can play as arbi

[sour rivet]

nvm no more killing

[restive bear]

YAAAAAAAA

[sour rivet]

aw shucks its only singleplayer

i want a flood game

[blazing maple]

halo wars 2

[sour rivet]

thats seperate dlc

and i gotta get it on the XBOX STORE

[restive bear]

Playable flood

[blazing maple]

I hope there's a Jackal

[hexed kernel]

moses be like

[sour rivet]

i hope theres a jackal too

SO I CAN BEAT IT SENSELESS FOR SHOOTING IN THE HEAD

WRETCHED

HALO

2

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

anyway halo playthrough when

[quiet abyss]

you were right

[hexed kernel]

played through the series recently

[quiet abyss]

boss health bars get fucking nuked

[hexed kernel]

two months ago i think

[restive bear]

I was plying odst with a friend before our game stopped us from playing with each other for no reason

[sour rivet]

play cursed halo

[restive bear]

Felt it was the fucking anti cheat doing things

[fluid trout]

they put the master chief in the soda

[turbid shuttle]

@broken mountain Are you alive

Gonna take that as a no

[sour rivet]

theres evil amid this realm...

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/pearto-good-morning-evil-teto-gif-3735957416877020085

Guh

Overslept

[wild vortex]

pattern recognition

[real aspen]

Gah

[quiet abyss]

ok so i just decided to go all in on the bolt pistol for now

its transcendant and everything

[real aspen]

@obsidian sun explode

[obsidian sun]

why

you reposted
i repost reacted

shrimple as

[real aspen]

Hmm

Fair enough

[fluid trout]

recently got into a romance manga binge, any reccomendations?

[real aspen]

You may unexplode

[fluid trout]

been reading this one about a dude in his 30s and a grocery worker lady mid 20s smoking behind the grocery store

[blazing maple]

what's this mod mr.sab

tell me more

[real aspen]

Sorry I don't speak to space criminals

Smh

Can't believe Sam would do this

[blazing maple]

I'm up to no good

please let me into space I can be trusted

[sour rivet]

kill my eldritch horrors

[green granite]

just Fingerless Glove

[sour rivet]

its a mod that adds dragons

[blazing maple]

married the eldrich horror we have 3 kids

[sour rivet]

god damnit

[real aspen]

@sour rivet explode

[sour rivet]

not again

[blazing maple]

my bad

[sour rivet]

now i gotta deal with MORE ancient deities

thanks a lot

[blazing maple]

sorrryyy

[sour rivet]

now if you'll excuse me

i need to return to my lovely 10 foot wife

[real aspen]

Why does your wife have 10 feet

[sour rivet]

no shes 10 foot tall

the mother of the forest

she lets me climb her :)

[real aspen]

Damn

[sour rivet]

i get to see above the trees

@blazing maple is this what you do with nemesis

[real aspen]

Why do I feel like I'm still asleep

[blazing maple]

no she lifts me up

I say uppies