#╟❓general-offtopic
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Okay when
I have it on cd
if me turn sam into burger and eat...
It would originate from her remains
curse will be in me
Yes
You need holy cilantro to dispel it
You are what you eat
new painkiller
Pretty sure a mini Sam would just come out of your torso
So you will become Sam
There is a new one?
That's how they reproduce
With a No Bitches curse

What is my curse?
not like i got any in the first place
Idk it takes trillion hours to beat the og ones
Remember that it also affects any type of media you look at
You like men now
Woooo wooo
I always did
Oh
So Birb

Damn
It's either no gooning for you from now on
Did you not see how I hype over radagon?
You too
Or you switch to gei porn
genug nun mit der scheiße
mmm borgar
Sure I'll let you think about it over food
Lowk wanna make 2nd burgur
Most normal sapphic relationship
If I post more, Iedy will ban me
shes offline we actually killed her pyrson
Either that or he'll join you
i love how anyrtime i shift tab i just see
Lesbian.
its funny to me and i hope she never changes her steam
No more yuri

I have made a lot of videos with Keeshee… some more absurd than the others
Find me here: https://twitter.com/ArtistNcs
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how free are ye today
ncs artist mentioned
ncs artist my beloved
Wtf are one piece proportions
Holy shit
keeshee is a beast
I'm gonna go with my daughter to my ex wife's for a bit
I can ping you when I get home, around 7 EST?
Sounds good to me


Im sleepy after eating a burgur
Accept freq
WOAH
Imma gts
It's 5 am
Birb I hope your balls get crushed in the ball crushing machine
Guys
popcorn machine for you
Hey hey people
I will post a funny image
real?
Sab I hope you become the ball crushing machine

Me every time I throw a brick at you
PYRSON!!!!! GAAAAAAAH
Also I'm stealing it


A fate worse than death
food coma
shitbox 
ricer



time for some danktide
Holy shit
yes and i uninstalled it after it was done
@verbal lodge Bro you gotta see this shit, even though you aren't active this league anymore
well aperently its best to use a software to unuinstall cause it burrows into your pc to train its ai on your data
shouldnt be too bad though
hopefully..
isn't that nutty for crafting?
didn't know it was worth that much
HUH
Minimum Ilevel 50 modifier
how many divines
Stops like the lower 4 tiers of mods from being possible
1.5~
I've also been selling certain waystones for like 2 div a pop
iirc at some point there was only 1 perfect ex in the entire league
there's probably a bunch now tho

I think part of crafting they dropped the rate down
Wanna see the other item I got the same map?
Behold.
(I already sold it)
~2.9 div
So I made almost 4 div from that one map
Was a T13 with shit rarity aswell
Was crazy
does the exhaust pipe also fart like crazy at 3 in the morning when the neighbors are asleep 

CAG rat
CAG rat
rat fisher
game got that dying light 2 day/night bug
what is this
The great wizard Galdryn of the Meadows has been vanquished by a deadly conspiracy within the Circle of Mages. His chief ally, Lord Davenmor, now struggles to save his kingdom from the dark forces of the conspiracy and the onslaught of Lord Barrowgrim’s army of marauders. But there is hope, for according to prophecy a Great Champion shall app…
$3.74
569
MMMMMMMM
almost as old as i am
ancient ass game
its fucking moaning and wanting me to "fill it up" permanently
Call HR
That's a hostile work environment
dawg this game is 5 months older than me 💔
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPRA0W1kECg does this make you laugh too
Visualization and "audibilization" of 15 Sorting Algorithms in 6 Minutes.
Sorts random shuffles of integers, with both speed and the number of items adapted to each algorithm's complexity.
The algorithms are: selection sort, insertion sort, quick sort, merge sort, heap sort, radix sort (LSD), radix sort (MSD), std::sort (intro sort), std::stable...

flop was at the end of that rainbow
whuh
its calling me a good little worm and asking me to hit it harder and fill her up
and its moaning

arena is a fun and "balanced" game mode
I mean borderlands has had sexual weapons since BL2
pantheon is broken in general so it evens out

we'll ignore that I'm playing the pantheon that gets to delete people off a single W

I dont know when Riot decided that putting ad scaling hp% damage on his W was a good idea
CRY LOUDER
But I'm glad they did
i barely see pantheons on my games
im speaking from playing experience 
nightingale
You don't get it then
I'm making fun with a pantheon line that's been modified slightly
Doge, next time you do an arena on panth, use the HP% build 
gonna do one rn
eclipse > bc > hatchet
each W eats minimum 25% of health on contact
what
And you have peak shitpost
all i know is STRIKE WITHOUT WARNING
LIFE WAS ALWAYS A WAR
The heavens do not fear me because I am a god, they fear me because I am a man
Best line he has is the line you get for seeing Asol
Which one
I am not the Pantheon you knew, creature. I am Atreus, a mortal, about to slay a dragon!
Ah so not the trust in steel one
anyone choosing to be in low hp range near a pantheon has only themselves to blame
I should download the "Parasite!" voiceline

I think i'll get a lot of milage from it in here
Lmao.
surely this crap sandstone axe will help me against whatever lies in there
IT DOES ???
okay i wanted to hear the t1 pyke R sound

thank you for this information
It probably does not have this one yet

It's missing fright night aswell
But they got most
Pyke's ult has to be one of the most annoying files to track down
it doesnt cause it has rb26
W insta procs the anti heal
Sundered
@carmine laurel
@runic condor
what should i go 1st ?
fire
eclipse ?

anvil rolls you want lethality > AD > Haste
an interesting lobby.....
I've been banning yorick 24/7 for arena
its alistar for me
hate that champ

If I had 3 bans, it'd be yorick/blitz/teemo
@quiet abyss https://streamable.com/2v1teq gun
alistar / leona / maokai
only thing better is brutalizer :D



Duskblade/flesheater/prowler
pew? pewpewpew?
dragonheart and demon crown
Half the times I win its cause the enemy is trying to get all prismatics
and having a focused build is just better imo
Lemme finish my map and clean up

duskblade intangibility + your E = a whole lot of "haha you cant hurt me"

@frank hearth
this game might be a loss 

I don't have the gold to make the efficient trade 
oh ?
Armor pen imo
ye
ok thats cool
biiig bolter
let us try again
im making my character rn
darktide makes me actually make a character
and the internet went out
cool
arenas got me up to 4am multiple nights this week already
first time hearing an internet cafe being open till 1 am
really?
yeah
some of them are open 24/7
pretty normal for places like that to be 24/7
huh.
well.
most i've seen closes around 10 pm - 12 am
omfg its him again
what are the fucking odds
BRUH

Time to dodge lmao
surely this time
bane in bl2 :
its worse
so much worse
this stuff is actually worth using

fym bane is bad

bane was strong if you ignored the sound
HALLELUJAH @carmine laurel

we waltzing our spears
bruh

draktharr i suppose
then again
mirage is funny too
eh i went draktharr
too many squishies
and thank god i did
just dealt 754 damage to twitch 
is this man cooking smth
he was indeed cooking
shield saved him

fuck are these ??? 
it was though
carried me till uvhm
@carmine laurel yallah
OOOO
wrong

xD
everyone was shitting themselfs that everyone bought zhonyas
including ad shaco and twitch 
now time to finish this game
a visitor? hmm... indeed
@proven tundra @marsh cargo I watched this man evaporate.
ammo rack went


That shot singlehandedly decided the battle
Because citty suddenly had no HP to work with

rooms will be harder but idc
GOLD GOLD GOLD
capitalism hestia
get with the times
❓ @frank hearth
ah the oh fuck has been reached
how civilized
i might be fucked
man, Abiotic is silly - the good silly

looney tunes type shit

@frank hearth @sour rivet wanna know the worst thing ?
im going to fight chronos for the last time
and i didnt even learn what trial || cerberus || does 
gonna be also my 1st time

birb you are gaeee
No you
Thought you said mana sucked with the coat
not when you have a curse that primes 30 magick if you get a duo boon
6 per rarity
and umm

there is also this funny thing 
stone is gonna cuck me right...
of course.. 
at least it got the epic boon
WAIT NO THATS A BAD THING

surely we can roll this ? 
First true thing you've said this week
bruh
you kept saying you were gonna pin me to a wall bro
damn hades 2 turnin all of us into greek sexuality
fucking is straighter than sucking

says who
turns out
infusion boons do not count for the vow of hubris
so they do not prime magick
A

not clicking
i wish ghost of yotei was on pc already
wrong image
i dont wanna wait
oh u didnt do trials cerberus ?
no
nvm then

PLEEASEEE

ye gg
God damnit signal RGB connect
N O.
n o.
-# no.
i need my wolf howl hex
this shit impossible
gonna try without hubris this time
hubris REALLY cucked me
THERE IS NO ESCAPE
you will understand
once you do 3rd trial
holy fuck
LERNIEEEEEEEE!!!!
its me
doesnt show my darkest dungeon torch 

oh you just got it?
@marsh cargo @proven tundra It is ready
tonk
❓
hades 1 had em i believe
i know the REQUIREMENTS of getting them but not when rng will bless me
you need an aspect at max then talk to
||Anubis (Staff): Circe
Morrigan (Daggers): Artemis
Supay (Torches): Moros
Nergal (Axe): Charon
Skull: Medea
Shiva: Selene||

i still dont understand this armor
like
when you have armor you cannot take hp damage
and when armor breaks this passive wears off
literally just +50 armor
nothing else
rather get +10 armor that gives passive
cuz i already have an armor regen item
like this one 
green :)
aw
GREAT GRANDPARENT!!!

can chaos be considered that?
yes
creator of all things
Extremely great grandparent
im gonna see if i can romance both ody and nemesis
if zag can have thanatos and meg surely this will work
Learnt smth important
when you have chaos boon "expiring" and time runs out
instead of taking the entire 500 damage
it just breaks your armor and you survive
so even if you have 1 point of armor
you will survive the 500 damage

goddammit
thanks meta AI, super usable
@oblique belfry is there any point to fish or do i just sell em
sell
from what i've seen so far that is
i only sell em
dunno if you can make lures with em
ez
not liking my team mates in darktide
just leave you to die instead of even attempting to revive lmao
like bro its half as effective to rescue
That's just authentic 40k experience
i just hate these dumb motherfuckers
like im not far either
they will walk right past
let's play together :3
i'm a great teammate
im still working on the first level
because the boss just wipes me because im retarded

THIS FUCKING STONE THAT I HATE
this game is like palworld or conan exiles
you get workers to do shit for ya
can even get them to tag along when you go out exploring and fighting stuff
that is one giant pickaxe
I'd say its average sized 
@oblique belfry help a nord has invaded my personal space
👀
1st time having his event ?
no
daddy? sorry i meant daddy? sorry i meant daddy? sorry i meant-

mister satan
another thing this game does is basically copy valheim
to increase your stats you need to eat meals, up to 3 different meals for stacking buffs
they mostly increase your hp and stamina but some higher tier foods give extra effects
might be a good time to equip this 
ok so i did the first mission
it was lots easier once i realized the dodge buttons exist
what a name
well. this sucks 
straight up jerking it
and by it well haha
lets just say my tears
brother you cant say that
Man I regretted telling Sparter to get bench when he told me im stupid to play US
Now BR 6.0 US is pure agony
time to craft
holy money
I love when the protagonist said "Its The Forest time" then go on The Foresting everyone

first we craft
Tonk
Stridsvagns 
Not the doom triangle
the forest ?
more like the deforest
goddamn
morbillionaire

imma do it
got 2 

FEAR 32
D O N E
3RD GIFT OF THE VEIL
A C Q U I R E D
I was lazy and decided to air fry bacon
bro folded under 0 pressure
Is there a doom triangle in WOT?
Or its only in War Thunser

i was randomly clicking shit wtf is this 
I still always wonder how adding feather makes an axe more Aerodynamic
bro was fighting cannibals for 2 weeks now
every placebo helps
Kinda hate how they remove adding teeth or feather to axe in the 2nd game
That was so funny in the first game with teeth ax
native american inspired skins in video games be like:
IM GETTING ATTACKED BY BLUE MEN
WTF IS THIS
why are they blue
why are they so tall
Avatar
@frank hearth ??????????
they broke like all my armor man fuck
Do you see what i mean
|| AW EVEN HER OUTFIT HAS CHANGED ||
||DAUGHTERRRR||
NOOOOO
SHUT
BIRB DIDNT COME TO THESE PARTS YET
better?
no one ever knows how to sftu 
luckily i only just tabbed in
i understand the power of torches now...
BRO
||THE TAIL|| DIED WITHIN A MINUTE
AAAAAAA @frank hearth

This would be great if I have a mosin nagant rn
WAH ?
make a burlap sack blanket for maximum sensory irritation
@frank hearth 
Back below i go?
@blazing maple FINISH HADES 2
muh
HEEEEEERRRRR


I need 1 poppy
virginia :)
surely it's peaceful
can i sing country roads to it
ii do not advise that
you beautiful person
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

WHAT THE FUCK
damn that name is metal as fuck
MOLOTOV SAVE ME


bro is going to post all the spoilers
WHAT DOES IT HAVE TITS

turkish spoiler
🇹🇷 rarhhh turky mentioned!!!!!! 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🏳️⚧️🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
gey zone warfare has a 'souls-like' mechanic
if you die once
you can go to your corpse and get back your gear
but if you die twice

torching wasn't my best move now it's charred and i can't see it
i can't see jack shit man this lighter is so ass
What kind of a game is gei zone geifare
fuck you bic

BOMBOCLAT 🗣️ 🗣️
extraction shooter but with a single, persistent open map
also has dedicated pve mode which is peam
im getting molested in a cave by a mutant with tits and it's babies
You just made me interested in this game more than any review could

birb said virginia
aw
hm?
yea hate told me about it and I instantly got interested 
im the only one that played ea why you pinging her
BEGONE ABOMINATION 🗣️
wait she didn't ?
no
shes gonna kill us bro

||is he dead ?||
Status update
19 idiots are still alive
I finally figured out the launch glitch in skate
why can i skin the mutant

familiar to what
redacted? 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
but tcf didn't have dedicated pve 
only one guy I met treated the game as pve and helped me with shit
I will never forget him
made a duo during one of my runs
we played together for the whole season 2
Proximity chat in video games stays winning
-# most of the time

Oh, the gei zone even comes at an affordable price (compared to fartkov)
gray zone warfare
are the caves connected ????
im back to the other cave where i died
peam
Hey Trianq
haii :3
the fuck ?

why are the requirements going up
is it for graphics quality
for each stage
I won't
yeah sure
bit late
oh okay

fuck you then
thats fair ig
burger
she is busy posting twitter posts
it's a good one
also i love how the song is mostly used in turkish memes
was this made by a turk
I wish my laptop would just borrow vram from the iGPU when the dedicated one can't handle it
this is how i know she is alive
i see an X on my phone
and i see peak
i dont use T W I T T E R
good
I bring gems from the twitter mines so you don't have to go there
you're all welcome
yes birb i am not using T W I T T E R
One of your few good features
back for another 14 hour shift stricking twitter veins with a pickaxe
your hard work is appriecated
now if DOGMAN CAN REPOST MORE THAT'D BE SWELL
3 things i will never touch.
tiktok
twitter
telegram
reason for telegram is its mostly involved in porn / gore shit
Porn you say?
why not telegram
Sign me the fuck in

trianq
👀
have another set of eyes
cuz you seem to need em
ok? so?
dont care about em 
what about the negatives
not a gooner / not a psychopath
Lies
Huggy Wuggy in Fortnite🐔?!
QRT: FNaF_Funnies
https://t.co/qdlfBmeS8l
You play league
whenever I meet a man online there's a 80% chance he asks for either my Insta or snap
I have neither
lmao
They're no getting the fucking chanse

Doge I'm now going to spam your DMs with league porn
I straight up tell them I'm gaey and they're like "heh, we have so much in common, I still have a chance"
and yet you are active on this channel. how curious 
No doesn't mean No to them it means maybe if you pressure me and harass me
the only reason i use those 2 is because i use instagram for shitposting with fellas and snap for reminding each other that we are indeed alive
that one image you have with the fallout dude still haunts me
like wtf did bro mean hes a lesbian too
i will ejaculate on your grave trianq.
like this guy randomly saw my discord activity was fallout 4 and thought "i got a chance"
the exact one i was talkin abot
why so mean😭
"I sexualize women too, so we've totally got chemistry"
the only chemistry here is poison
what do i do with him
It was a part of the bit
#╟❓general-offtopic message
This one to be precise
you're still getting a cease and desist order
oh i didnt read that message

this cave is lame
killed a mutant only for some suitcases
It was a hiatus for some time, but have you seen the new trailer for Quite a Ride?
10 years exile
pacific drive but bike

I share many fun indie games
I am too, just in a man body
i share spoilers
Cant tell if that was rizzing or negative rizzing
atleast you can hide discord activity for specifically servers now
so i incentivize birb to finish the game quicker
wait you can ?
doge

I'll never understand people like that
How retarded do you have to be
i was surprised when i saw sam having the game activity on again so i figured she did this

I'll take that as a yes
this guy fumbled the bag so fucking hard you couldn't even find it anymore
I'm not gonna ask Doge for his opinion
"i'm a lesbian"
"i am too just in a mans body"
The cringe
has to be a teenager
aint no way






