He thought he won! I thought he won!!
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pew pew pew
with the detail that i had zeus on my rockets with double strike and the thing that PROCS CURSES EACH HIT

i had salvos hitting for 3K
WTF, it's out?
Christ, time flies.

do u guys have any goated russian spotify playlist
@upbeat verge your time to shine
go go go
So you get rid of the jeuice?

Do it
is it skyrim?
had a playlist for french rap that was called "surrender"
This is also new

its woods
he would do the same for me son
OMG SOUND DOESNT KNOW ANYTHING AHHAHAHA THE PLOTTWISTS WILL BREAK HIM
DEATH TO MPLA

no
fucking
spoiler
do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
SUSH

I want to have the best of it
I never played this game and its widely considered the best
ivan is streaming
it is
gamba
thats good
meh not the best but 9,5/10
I enjoy it doge
MW2 was the best imo
i know
"not the best"
gives it a 9.5
doge
well mws are all a 10/10 for me
call of duty is a part of his childhood
so its reasonable
like league is 10/10 for you, turkish bastard

i sometimes listen to mw2 soundtrack while going to sleep 
no ? 
yall listen to music when falling asleep?
also is it me or is discord laggy
ye ye go gank top you fucking asshole
you are lagging this website with your shitty fucking takes
go punch a wall
I broke a glass yesterday

Ok guys, I'm back with my kebab
my home has strong, european walls
not american fucking cardboard
last time I did punch the wall, my knuckles went numb
never again
Do you want him to fucking break his arm
well he said he has excess energy
what better way to release that energy
then into a wall
excess energy?? goon
I may have anger issues but life is too beautiful to be miserable about it
5x20 push ups, turn it into heat
That does work too
my stupidass cousin forgotted beer in his SCHOOL backpack. now both of us cooked

RAAAAH
if it wasnt for the whole being anoying and murdering me thing would
Bro is on a mission to clean them all
RAAAH
lets begin
Dont let sam catch you sayin that
i love reviews for darktide, some dude complained about this: "hope you like clicking left mouse button over and over for semi-automatic weapons"
brother...
thats what semi auto means...

@timid hollow YOOOOOOOO ITS THE MPLA MISSION
desert
I'm not in a desert 
COD

iirc it must be Black ops one
space is a good place to build
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After attempting to build my own homemade inline-two cylinder engine, I've decided to try ...
I'm not that technologically advanced

No
Oi, anyone know the picture of a bolt action desert eagle that basically loads 1 massive bullet in it?

Jesus christ do I have smokers lung now
The caughing is starting to hurt
I hate being sick as hell

My friend has been in VC in my server by himself for 3 and a half hours
Do you have the never ending phlegm
No
wtf
looks like a 1911 or browning hi power tbh
First time shooting the .50BMG upper on 1911 frame.
I did not really know what to expect.
First I wanted to try ammo with a hard primer but it didnt fire. Second time was a softer primer since the standard 1911 hammer does not have as much power as in most .50BMG rifles...
as you can see in the slow motion video the helmet was a good decision...
knew it
it it
BRO LOBBY 2 HAS BEEN GOING FOR 9 HOURS
People need to get jobs 
we have to go and troll vcs again borka
aight
wristbreaker 9000
That shit sounds like a minecraft creeper
*5000
@arctic flicker
here's the entire article
fine, we'll call a handheld .950 JDJ the wristbreaker 9000
worms gotta eat too
man
i need a name for continent
or a general term
cause continent isnt very fancy sounding

the only perfectly plane spot I found for a base is a shallow lake
and the game doesn't let me build on it
bruh
apparently there's no term for a landmass that's large but not nearly as large as another
O
what would the smaller one be called?
an island? 
explode
ladies of offtopic is this true?
women don't exist
more context.
smaller one split off from big one through tectonic activity. mind you 20km^2 is about the size of North America so i really would not call it an island.
calling it a continent works, but i cant think of a name for it, and just "continent" sounds really jarring
north america is WAY bigger than 20 square km
it's just a separate continent then
call it orbita
So its just Australia?
i guess
damn
minus the hell
Just reverse australia, and call it that
RAAAAAAH 2x
Ailartsua
DANGER DILF 9000 SPOTTED
omaygaaa 
have melinöe as well
i'll keep that in mind. possibly use it as native name. but for the thing im writing i prefer to stick with plain language

@snow tree @carmine laurel

I want a BRDM 2
A classic animated emote

I was wondering if I was gonna do poe or tonks...then I realized the latest ptu went all waves last night and decided I hate myself
(Plus I wanna see salvage changes)
alright the shoebox is taking shape
this is where you post from
as of right now, yes
surrounddead ?
it's third person
Did you even see how surroundead looks?
ppl on steam forums complaining that the devs abandoned the game
in other words
it's peam

no trying to roll grave thirst on black coat
by doing trials
need mulah
and i aint doing fear 32 without black coat 
lets see how well he scores again
he won
Iedy is loading all the porn first
mf

I CANT SEEEEE 
wtf even ping sounds are delayed
the fuck ?
uno pinged me and the sound came 10 seconds later
You are already pinged.
god mf damn
Ping
No
he did it without noti
My ass gotta use my phon
Ah so you didn't get to hear this
thank you
yusuf the goat
i love how
everything besides soccer is very successful for us
volleyball / basketball / shooting
etc
but soccer is a shitshow
RAAAAAAAAAH 3x
im kinda pissy that arbites arent on sale rn
the irresistable urge to grow super long hair
i got super long hair but they are all curly 
so it looks like i got an afro instead
when i untie my hair
darktide?
The the cosmetic upgrade for them is tho!

when i'm in an overpriced cosmetics competition and my opponent is fatshark 
smash
put a cold monster energy can on it
DOn't have one
The good ol' narrator
And many others
yeah
Fym bribe
youre bribe now
No he's Birb Brian

nah, bribe brain
Who is bribe
Bribe Brian
No im birb
Never
ok what if i paypal 5 dolla
fire location for pics
@snow tree @runic condor @carmine laurel

orang 
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I'm so fucking scared
cat racism
if orange cars are dumb then tigers are also dumb?
or are they only partially dumb since they're not entirely orange
🤔
@carmine laurel temu brad pitt from once upon a time in hollywood
speaking of once upon a time in hollywood
i should watch that
im bored
got nothing better to do
also it looks more like brad pitt from bullet train
yee that one
but yeah you reminded me of OUATIH

what is that name
long ass title
abbreviated isnt much better
thats if you dont count hollywood as HW
then its OUATIHW


so true
bro really said :3
hi chat
Anyone seen that recent clip of a chimpanzee stole a moped and drove it on the freeway?
what kind of looney toones shit
what car should i buy and go take pics off in tha orang
ivan can you read a thing
what are your top 5 options?
as long as its not illegal yes

I will read , but translating is a different question
classic muscle, japanese tuner, euro cars 
Got a mustang?
Giula qf, r35 or a lexus

nothing such
just my schizo posting
carry on then
i mean if only they had actual names on them 
but you'll be the victim instead
???????????
How many cars are there in total
mf what
oh no my subuwu’s alternatowo has fallen
idk
what did you expect 
Well then you better find out

anything else you would like to see, its 400k 
Best you can get is a Golf
close enough
Cars without badges look cursed af
There are a few
g-wagon, old boxy merc and newer ones
I have a list of cars from this game open but I dunno how accurate it is

A fucking Lada
i want a racing game with semi-realistic physics, more offroad setting, and total car customization
Forza Horizon has 2 out of 3 of those

Unironically do the golf 7 why not 
You don't get total car customization
well, i'd settle for some cosmetic stuff
Buuuuuut
You get custom car liveries
eh, as long as games' fun

Like if you're looking for off-road experience
yeah i'll stick to baja 1000
The map of FH5 sucks ass
And FH4 is better in this regard with the only downside being the fact that it's in UK
Damn that shit looks ugly without the badge lmao
However FH5 has a rally themed DLC with a relatively good map of said DLC
What game is that?
CarX Street
i think it was baja-something, you rode quads and could cutomize stuff
Cars are de-badged and I've heard that the game uses AI generated assets
played the hell out of it back when i had a integrated graphics windows xp pc
Don't patents of certain car designs usually work by % of similarity rather than the badge alone?
It's kinda funny how important the badge can be to the car's overall look
I have no idea. The cars have no badges and don't use the real names
From the screenshots alone they also seem to not be 1:1 recreations
At least some of them
Not that I really care all that much about it, they can do whatever they want, it's not my design they're ripping off but still, those cars just look extremely uncanny without any logos lmao
from what i know, if the model is 1:1 with the real one, even if it doesn't have the badge nor the name, they can get in trouble
Maybe just the lack of the badge fucks with my brain too much
The Mistubishi Lancer X looks close enough to the real thing
And I would know
I drive this thing irl
Yeah, from what I know, it's a % of similarity of the product, not the name or badge alone, they're not really doing all that much to avoid anything
But then again, what car company would sue them
@static axle Can you post a screenshot of Lancer X
It's not like the game made millions, they're not going to make a bag off that lawsuit, it'd at maximum just shut the game down and that's it lmao
balkan classic car
Still, a BMW or Mercedes without the badge does not look right lmao
i've played 16 hours and have had more fun than nfs'15,nfs heat,fh4 and fh5 combined 
Bear in mind that the game uses the Evo variant, obviously
Mine isn't one
I mean, they're not perfect replica's, I'd wager that games like Forza Horizon and so on use actual 3d scans of the cars, they also have billions for the budget, so there's that lmao
But the differences between an Evo and a non-evo aren't big enough so it can be used as a reference
That's just a drunk russian, wdym
I mean, at the end of the day, what really matters is if the game is fun, doesn't need to be perfect replicas
they actually do 3d scan and record the actual engines noices etc
I'm just curious how much they changed in the cars if anything at all
Guessed as much
I mean, they pay for licenses and so on, they probably get the cars for the scanning on top of that for a certain time period with the licensing agreement
And my car is literally my only valid reference I can use to judge that 
this golf interior

so not much
I have no idea how a golf looks like from the inside irl
I'd never willingly step inside one of them

that's.. a bit weird
whats a kumpir
Sound, I hate all german cars with the exception of Porsche because your usual village boy cannot afford a Porsche and therefore they will not use it to drive like a maniac on the street
big baked potato with ingredients of your choice
And Mercedes is for old people

just a baked potato
Please don't tell me you drive a Mercedes 
How about you do a backflip onto a freeway
i ordered kumpir with "Pasta / Sauced sausages / Salami / Mushroom / Corn"
BMW, mercedes, opel, audi, they are all good shit
haemolacria and ipecac
nuke build
Nuh uh
run over
I just did
crashing imminent
sorry but I disagree
False, you'd not be here but in a newspaper
Well I don't care
@runic condor
If so then I'd see you on ig reels
you cant prove I didnt
hell yeah
My opinion on german cars hasn't changed at all in my 10 years of having a drivers license
bmw makes cool motocycles, i guess
Motorbikes are a different thing
i like japonis cars more
I wanna play more of severed steel mut my hands are alrdy tired
probably driving a mazda or toyota 
Neither
damn
time to play hl3
you were close tho
thought you love all that is japanese
They'd be even nicer if they were affordable, many people get either of these brands, leases them and then get fucked sideways by the first service payment
My whole family drives Toyota's
I literally posted my car like a few minutes ago
Scroll up, you stupid ass
my whole family drove nissans for like 20 years at this point
with single example of a land rover
Our family actually switched from Renault to Toyota
Man what the fuck is this
I don't think about them at all
Only good japanese car is toyota ae86
damn
I ignored it after I read "German"
i dont trust them

A fuckin warcrime is what it is
every prius i've seen drives like shit
What the actual fuck is that
it tastes really good though
-# depends on the ingredients you pick 
We do have some abominations in our culinary history but that shit is not German
witnessed several accidents with prius at fault
It looks like it fell on the floor
Meal invented by british tourists I see 
just get a v12 lada
Toyota doesn't produce a single car I'd be interested in right now
nearly got into a few myself while riding a bus
you can have a plain kumpir as well btw
They didn't for a while
just baked potato with mangarine
I honestly thought it was british off rip till I read
Id rather have none, thank you
@broken mountain
The best option
beat this
@carmine laurel
v12 lada my beloved
So...Plain kumpir is....JUST A BAKED POTATO AND NOT THAT ABOMINATION?
very nice
If plain kumpir is a baked potato, then what the fuck was that? Birmingham Kumpir?
@broken mountain We can come to an understanding as long as you agree that Tesla sucks
what makes it a "kumpir" is your own choice.
you can add whatever you want
all electronics suck
so sure
Ok
🤝
Differences settled, I guess
Tesla is only good if you are an american
Back then when I still watched youtube shorts, there was this one british channel that sold potatoes with random shit on top of it, like beans, cheese, tuna and so on
The prices were more of an abomination than the food
basically yeah
lmao not even.
Fucking 20 british pounds for a potatoe with cheese
Humans just NEED to find a way to mess something good up, this time its potatoes
Think of inside the potato as the "dish"
potatoes are a bitch
We can have wedgies, fries, mashed potatoes, but nooo, KUMPIR
And like 15 grams of butter in between
Their battery tech is pretty okay, but the cars themselves? eh....
Beans on toast mfs
so its a peruvian dumpling, got it
ye
no fuck off
electric cars might be good when they start using sodium ion bats
like i've said
the potato is just the template
you pick what you want on it and use it as a dish
that looks like a surgeon made a mistake in a liver transplant
not a phone in sight. just people sleeping in the moment. dying of starvation and hypothermia
turkey try not be ass challenge (impossible)
Kumpir is one of the Turkish street food. This video shows how to make a kumpir. If you're curious about Turkish street foods, take a look at our channel and watch the video called "Exploring the top 6 different foods in Istanbul!"
#shorts
Even fucking sab is saying it's disgusting
And that's actually a milestone
dude was held on gunpoint to smile when opening his mouth for that shit
dude probably suffered food poisoning behind the scenes
shit colony, no psychoid leafs, no organ harvesting, no slave gene splicing
Bro just threw it at a random dude on the street
y'all should talk after tasting it 
Kumpir fight
budget biological warfare
I go make burgur
Mmmm potato with cement
dont even put anything just go bake a potato and add butter and cheese on it
it still tastes good
That's. Just. A. Normal. Baked. Potato.
Another Lyming alt
game does give you some good pics
exactly
its like that spanish tomato fight but with actual shit being thrown
What you are showing is not
again
one of very few things i find disgusting is food with bunch of shit piled on, especially creamy sauces, creamy sauces do not belong on hot food
idk how to say this
redline enjoyer is on a new account
You're combining two seperate fuckin meal shits here
lmao
he aint new
Spicy alt then
you can put anything inside it
ngl must be fucking fun to go on one of those
I'm trying to decide if I'd rather try Doge's potato or go get my wisdoms removed
Turkey try not to normalize weird food by stealing normal food
I know for a fucking fact, one of those is just some baseball painted red to do maximum damage
would be even better if it was held in france, but they throw syringes instead
I think wisdoms are winning
eat my khachapuri instead
Show
is that a fucking egg
I'd eat that
Alright, all of that would be alright if it weren't for the fucking big piece of butter on it
pizza for rednecks
You're gonna have a heart attack after you eat that
1900s pancake looking ass
Nah you need far more for that one
lovely stuff
some are with egg, some with beans, some with meat, or any mix of that
egg+cheese is my favorite
I'm already going to have a heart attack from interacting with offtopic too much so it's not that much of an issue
sab is having a heart attack from trying to fit the door frame, so whatever
It's more of a hyperbole to call something unhealthy rather than an actual fact
That Kumpir shit tho
That was vile.
so doge is a meowmachine alt all along
Turkish Meowmachine
since he joined around the time he went to kill himself
Ah fuck no
Who's meow machine again
Time to call azu, to seal your fate
who the fuck is meowmachine
The woman in brainfart that posted the most vile food
also yes that's an egg, adjara style. you take thick dough, shape it into an oval bowl, put bunch of shredded cheese in, fold the edges over a bit so it holds, and then crack an egg or two on top, put it in oven and done
Cooked that shit in unsanitary pans and so on
I don't gangstalk users I'm sorry
memory unlocked
Do it, we're chilling 
shit i would have killed the mf myself if i had to see that
You were there you fucking retard
her food looked like I took a shit and then puked in it
you mixed you dad's $1000 whiskey with cocacola, didn't you?
what 
I have that one weird pancake still in mind with the minced meat, that shit really killed my apatite back then
what the fuck is a 1000$ whiskey?
I didn't even wanna see it, the mods constantly posted it in admin chat
Idk I think ur making it up
it was a bad day to have eyes to witness that atrocity
ah yes
he killed himself in january 2024
thank you discord
blame your dogshit turkish internet
Teflon burgers
ah oke
are those meatballs ?

its raw shit
man kill yourself, why did you have to post it
Theoretically yes
minced meat ?
dude needed a reminder of who he is
meowmachine made an alt in august, killed himself in 2024 and then doge became online
coincidence? I think not
Isn't meow machine some egirl
yes
does he know
was*
its some kind of biological masterpiece, I dunno
like that shit needs to be in a museum
im OLDER than you
They have a server tag
proves your retardation
sure grandpa lets get you to bed
i didnt speak here until late 2023
cause you were in brainfart
could have stayed that way
could have
idk doge
pipnik mutual friend
im older than both of you 🗿



darkness
wait blood did you get discord just for gamba?
the OG retard
GRok is older than all of us
he lost like 7 accounts
how are you friends with Pip and Sound?
Anyways, let's play a game, the first number written in here now is the amount of years I will mute frota for
42069
bro even made sure to remove the linings

the weaves of fate have been changed
A retard says caw
also @thin bobcat its been over a month
caw
THE SISTERS OF FATE
listen here

He's already infiltrated his cousins dick, he's just one program call away now
I honestly don't remember that dude, was surprised when he said something about being cool with me
I'm sure the 7 folders of femboy porn are scripts to get access to discord's admin panel or something
He has a rule34 scraper for maximum efficiency
didnt even knew the numbers grew that much lmao @oblique belfry
what's that
surprised falco kino pinged it
what kino ping does to a mf
the meme
brb
Just had a video pop up in my recommended where its swain mid but he keeps poking botlane with w and I was like "damn the reverse of what I do
" @oblique belfry
knew he wouldnt pin it lmao
just need a offtopic thread that has all your memes
that was the idea before pin limit was increased to 250

Can we have a thread specifically for throwing bricks at Birb

Sure, it's called his home
what did birb do
exist
He commissioned me to draw
damn
fucked my window and busted my nut
@timber oxide draw birb getting eyefucked with a screwdriver
ill do it myself
pardon?
What the fuck is wrong with you
pyrson is the only one that posesses the somewhat flawed details of mine character
Yeag
i dont even know what my character is supposed to be
But who tf wants to see someone get eyefucked with a screwdriver
idk i just said something random
Go drink something
You're too sober
im like
contradiction contradicting a contradiction which agrees with previous contradiction
I already have enough of you
and i take pride in it 
and you havent said anything yet
Hi azu
Me when I wake up
Bonk the tiger
ju the fufu
Me when my entire existence is obscure Chinese movie references
Thankfully your entire existence is obscure azu references
so you are chinese
got it
True
too bad its not on autumn sale
I wanted to try it
since forever?
Crazy how he went from this to Nazi whistle blowing
youve been pretending to be like 7 nationalities already
grab it worth but you need to be persise in the late game
I went back to see if I remembered this and they looked fine cooked
I'm from Rhodesia obviously
i let the mr potato man in 
tomorrow you will be spamming oy vey
Idk what soundtrack is soyjacking about
Glory to Kosovo
Literally just meatballs being cooked
straight from carbon @snow tree 
Wait until soundtrack sees raw chicken leaking fat in a cast iron
tf did I do to you
Azu is a North-american
I made burgur
ip grabber
You made it?
that patty looks charred
charred are the best
Messy with the sauce
What is it with you and writing fanfics about me
Idk ur making fun of food for being raw while it's literally being cooked
i like mine medium well
You look chareed
It makes u look dumb as a brick
@broken mountain Not Tonight is the game thats on sale but youre just an bouncer not an Border Officer
I like mine fucking congratulations
same game basics
kumpir arrived 
close enough, welcome back meowmachine
sire what is this
kumpir
Something that makes me glad I will lose an ability to eat for a few days soon
That sounds like a 1500 alternative to blood letting
it do be like that sometimes
I like mine cremated
@sour rivet do you cremate Sam's meat?

what even are those components?
sosig fren
Salami / sausage / corn / pasta / mushroom
pet it NOW
DAS HUND
@blazing maple Do I have your permission to grab you?
*der Hund

- hund
why must yyou make it sound the way im not trying to make it sound
what
❓
- hund
der barkenrunnen*
It is very important for a gentleman such as myself to treat all ladies, even Sam, with respect
and the base underneath?
potato
Escape from Tarkov is set in the fictional city of Tarkov, the capital of the Norvinsk Special Economic Zone in northwestern Russia between 2015 and 2026.[1] Political scandals and collapse of corporations have resulted in the social breakdown of Tarkov and warring factions have turned the city into a shell of itself with sections of the city being under control of aggressive locals called Scavs. There are currently nine available maps for players; each one being a different abandoned region of the city: Customs, a large outdoor industrial park; Factory, the interior of a small chemical plant; Interchange, a huge shopping mall; The Lab, a secret research facility operated by an organization called TerraGroup; Lighthouse, an expansive map with a cargo train station, water treatment plant, chalet homes, and an island with a lighthouse; Reserve, a secret military base; Shoreline, a large map with multiple areas including a hydroelectric power plant, villages, and a health resort; Streets of Tarkov, a section of the downtown area of Tarkov, Woods, a formerly state-protected wildlife reserve; and Ground Zero, a business center of Tarkov, where the TerraGroup headquarters is located and the place where everything began. There are three more maps under development, Suburbs, Terminal, and Town.
An option that combines all the locations into one, providing open world gameplay, is also planned.
So we're just lying now
brother we are going to KILL her and turn her into a BURGER
you are not ledy
shoo
Why do you want to kill Sam
im hungry
Isn't she your best friend
she would understand
This chat kinda sucks
finally someone said it
alright sorry
Is this just curry wurst without the curry
OH
unpeeled potatoes?
Bruvington...
I can not look at that
Man I love kuru
i couldn't seeee 
danke
mm?
MATEEEE
Soundtrack when he learns what depression food is
Hello frota from gamma server
I'd like to sleep tonight thank you
Thanks

See generic poor people food and go ape shit
Yes it was very good
show us what you cook
I dont
You eat pop tarts
amazing
It was nice and red inside, I fried it on butter with red onions
I fucking love pop tarts
Is a man not allowed to snack
Just remember that killing Sam will not dispel her curse
even worse









