╟❓general-offtopic

[blazing maple]

me to my dad after we walk past the candy isle in the store:

[sour rivet]

fuck that release new infamous

[oblique belfry]

catastrophic amounts of copium

fun fact

yotei has a easter egg about infamous

[sour rivet]

fun fact
im coming for you

🤫

can you stop

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

turns out

there is 2 infamous easter eggs in yotei

[sour rivet]

IT DOESNT NEED TO TELL ME THIS

[timber oxide]

Have you considered not using twitter, like a normal person

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

where else do i get my memes, art, and boobs

[copper vapor]

it's pretty clear he's not normal, so no

[proven tundra]

The gooning post you are about to look at contains gooning. Are you sure you want to goon?

[sour rivet]

if i was normal i wouldnt be in this server

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

And now he's insulting us

[sour rivet]

[timber oxide]

He HATES us

[oblique belfry]

turns out i've just learnt that sucker punch made this game

[hexed kernel]

sex warning ❗ ❗❗❗

[oblique belfry]

and infamous series

[sour rivet]

ITS NOT EVEN SEX

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

I LITERALLY RETWEETED SESBIAN LEX AND IT CHOOSES THIS OF ALL THINGS

[copper vapor]

shows you how shit a platform twitter is

with its wack priorities

[sour rivet]

yuri isnt sensitive media confirmed

[proven tundra]

Yuri/yaoi are normal

Could you imagine it like

You took

[sour rivet]

Scary!

[hexed kernel]

str*ight porn???????

oh my god

[proven tundra]

Half of one and half of the other and stitched then together

[oblique belfry]

my boy

[copper vapor]

yuyu

[sour rivet]

[copper vapor]

rioi

[sour rivet]

yaouri

[blazing maple]

the lad

[copper vapor]

yari (it means 'spear')

[sour rivet]

i saw you sk0m

[timber oxide]

Get back in your closet, gei boi

[oblique belfry]

thank you discord

very cool

[timber oxide]

I'm not gonna comment on that

[sour rivet]

you jsut did tho

[timber oxide]

I'm just gonna go back to keeping 20 idiots from killing themselves

[timber oxide]

No I actually didn't

You'd probably get very upset if I did

[hexed kernel]

[blazing maple]

pre-school teacher?

[supple lotus]

pressing space on YT but being tabbed onto Discy

[proven tundra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/793933777804984320/1354239855823163505/IMG_2170.jpg?ex=68e1b1a6&is=68e06026&hm=ee8166db837355572e60372543e7f7595648b090ba9fb4e1a4371903b167d36a&

[sour rivet]

dear fucking godf

[blazing maple]

fake image, not real, psyop

[timber oxide]

No, I hate children

[oblique belfry]

mmmmmm

banan

[copper vapor]

how do I use this

[sour rivet]

download it

start it up

wait the time
delete it from existence

[sour rivet]

rufus my fat fucking son

[copper vapor]

time to get AI spyware on my pc then

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry @sour rivet i have reached the ending

the fuck is going on

[sour rivet]

sh

[oblique belfry]

WHAT THE FUCK

[sour rivet]

ush

[oblique belfry]

STURM

SHUSH

[frank hearth]

not gonna spoiler chill

[sour rivet]

how did bro reach it so fast

[frank hearth]

still the fuck is going on

[oblique belfry]

too much for Phoon

bro is a speed demon

this kid bunny hopping all the way through ivy out middle and through our connector. THROUGH FROM IVY OUT MIDDLE THROUGH OUR CONNECTOR LIKE A SPEED DEMON

phoon is actually sturm

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/Kf1n3/status/1974247513851888052 @oblique belfry @blazing maple @frank hearth

Kay 🐌🌿 (@Kf1n3)

Childhood crush #waxwitch

X · Oct 3, 2025, 10:57 PM

[oblique belfry]

oh

anyways food break done

time to do 18 fear chronos

[sour rivet]

bro left hades on to inflate the hours

[oblique belfry]

thats what i do on every game

when im too lazy to re-open games

[sour rivet]

i mean so do i

[frank hearth]

wanna know the worst

[sour rivet]

no i wanna know the best

[frank hearth]

i have like 3-5 afk hours

so im realy just running it atm

[oblique belfry]

i have around 10-12 in total

[frank hearth]

alright i once again repeat

what the fuck is happening right now

[oblique belfry]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[frank hearth]

not going to spoil stop SHHHHhing me

[oblique belfry]

IDC

NO REACTION

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[hexed kernel]

scared of spoilers
continues to engage in conversation about the game

truly the worst enemy of man is himself

[sour rivet]

scared of ENDING spoilers

big difference

[oblique belfry]

he is a speed demon

bro was behind us 7 hours ago

was on same level as us 2 hours ago

and now ahead of us

[sour rivet]

i stop playing for 3 days and y'all mfs jump 5 steps

[copper vapor]

well

gonna need some time to detox from FFXVI

time for that classic existential crisis moment after finishing a peak game

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-silksong-hollow-knight-no-gif-5938911392602178456

[sour rivet]

i know you love your muscle women but cmon this is cute

and i cant really share most of melnem art here

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/silksong-hornet-hollow-knight-silk-song-gif-3602449200779206131

[sour rivet]

im gonna fuckin get you

i dont know when

but i will

[timber oxide]

Just nuke australia

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-silk-song-game-shuffle-dance-gif-4070226195247709979

[sour rivet]

that will strengthen her

[timber oxide]

Nuke australia with a straight bomb

[copper vapor]

[blazing maple]

i'd parry

https://x.com/arazend/status/1793858141895201146

andy 🌟 commissions open! (@arazend)

melnem hades 2

X · May 24, 2024, 4:14 AM

[timber oxide]

Replace the entire population of australia with men and also remove internet

[oblique belfry]

wish me luck

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/phas-phasmophobia-phasmophobia-ghost-phas-dance-phas-vr-gif-22975367

[oblique belfry]

ew

[timber oxide]

Hope you fucking die

[blazing maple]

where tf am I gonna live

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-sunset-javgag-gif-6354990519690233079

[sour rivet]

florida

[blazing maple]

I'd be lynched

[timber oxide]

Australia

[sour rivet]

new zealand

[blazing maple]

ew

[oblique belfry]

takes a ranged weapon
aphrodite

[blazing maple]

??

[timber oxide]

Hold up I'm cooking up a perfect curse for Sam

[blazing maple]

aight

I'm excited

[sour rivet]

counter curse

[timber oxide]

Every woman in the Australia sized radius disappears (they reappear once Sam moves away far enough) plus all the images, videos and photos of women turn into black screen when she tries to look at them

[sour rivet]

oh god

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[blazing maple]

I'm like an SCP blackout hazard

Woman deletion

[timber oxide]

Except you just disable women

[blazing maple]

They gotta store me on the moon or under the ocean

[sour rivet]

containing sam in my forest

[blazing maple]

get me out there's pages here

[sour rivet]

we got hot wendigo girls

[pure compass]

You're going to Hobart

[timber oxide]

Birb are you willing to exist in a world without women just to contain Sam

[sour rivet]

i mean

yeah?

[timber oxide]

A true friend

[opal star]

@distant finch Check it out, a bolt action build within your budget. 😂

[blazing maple]

I'd be like a sopping wet bog monster covered in moss you toss chunks of raw meat to

[sour rivet]

i donno how to speak to women so this doesnt harm me

[blazing maple]

I ask "women?"
You have to hold back tears and say "no sam, no women"

I scurry away into my bog only to return and ask the same question a week from then

[timber oxide]

It's turning into quite a story

[sour rivet]

forgive me, lesbian that lives in the dark parts of my woods 😔

[opal star]

Work in customer service.

[distant finch]

elaborate

[sour rivet]

i mean as in to show im interested

[distant finch]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[timber oxide]

The only way to lift Sam's curse is

Uh...

[sour rivet]

also im autistic customer service will kill me

[timber oxide]

@oblique belfry Has to get a j*b

Yeah that's it

[oblique belfry]

yep

its over

it will never happen sooo

[sour rivet]

why am i not part of this curse lift

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

You are Sam's caretaker

[blazing maple]

save me

Get a job

[sour rivet]

she bites my fingers off sometimes

its quite rude

[timber oxide]

And the curse remains sealed as long as Doge has a j*b

[oblique belfry]

surely i can buy smth here

[timber oxide]

So if he ever becomes unemployed again, ever for a moment

Curse is back

[blazing maple]

horrifying

[opal star]

I use this thing to mag dump sub Sonics at 50 yards, it's so ass. It's technically a ruger american but zombified. Cheapo scope.

I call it the bastard child..

[sour rivet]

y'know sam i asked if you wanted to play today but now im wonderin what tf WOULD i want to do

[timber oxide]

Feed her some raw meat

[sour rivet]

shes gonna bite my fingers off again

[timber oxide]

Wait, hold up

[sour rivet]

its painful to regrow them

[timber oxide]

I thought Sam doesn't eat meat

[distant finch]

Ah, I wasn't familiar with that bolt, I was trying to figure out which was the surplus boltie

[opal star]

$250 animal slayer.

[blazing maple]

I eat garbage mostly

I can't eat shellfish though

[distant finch]

Long as it can do job, it will do

[timber oxide]

Ok I'm done consuming ice cream

[sour rivet]

only things i really think of is phasmo and fortnite
helldivers is just eh atm
and ive no idea what else

[green granite]

HMM

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/mmm-missed-token-usdm-lovemmm-raccoon-gif-14146193133600021995

[green granite]

Delicious

[timber oxide]

But what if helldivers with me?

[pure compass]

cant or won't

[sour rivet]

i say eh cuz the game is runnin like ass at the moment

[timber oxide]

Honestly Birb

The game actually runs better for me than 6 months ago

[opal star]

The tripod costs more than the gun, lmao.

[timber oxide]

So I dunno

[oblique belfry]

they did a patch iirc

[sour rivet]

everytime i face bots i get these shit ass stutters

[timber oxide]

When was the patch dropped?

[oblique belfry]

oh was it not dropped ?

[sour rivet]

allergic

[oblique belfry]

idk i've just seen stuff about it from social media

didnt check myself

[green granite]

@distant finch

[sour rivet]

we got a small patch on the 16th but it didnt fix the problem i mentioned

[green granite]

ITS CAIN

HE LIVES

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-dokkan-dokkan-battle-dragon-ball-z-dokkan-battle-uma-musume-pretty-derby-gif-13934790697644734517

[distant finch]

I do talk in here once in a while but you somehow missed me a lot

[timber oxide]

And I never had that problem you mentioned

[distant finch]

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry ping me when you get to the ending

i have to see the live reaction

[sour rivet]

sam and i believe shyion suffered it as well

[timber oxide]

Yeah and I didn't

[opal star]

Cuppy is fond of those in the carbine emissions trade...

[distant finch]

the what now

[timber oxide]

I fully expected at least my laptop to have stutters

But the game runs better for me than months ago so...

[opal star]

Guns. It's a word play.

[timber oxide]

I'm not saying that the stutters are a lie, but it appears to not be as much of an issue as I heard

[distant finch]

Ah alright

[opal star]

@green granite Take your pick, which one you shooting?

[timber oxide]

And yes I did play Automatons

Completed an entire op, no issues

[thick kettle]

Closest, simple, clean, smooth, muzzle brake, reminds me of my own (not that you asked me)

[copper vapor]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DM7zEv6uZHu/

dammit

will dd work

https://www.ddinstagram.com/p/DM7zEv6uZHu/

[oblique belfry]

embed fail

[hexed kernel]

x2

[thick kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[oblique belfry]

embed fail 2x

[copper vapor]

dang neither are working

guess you'll have to live without peam

[zealous depot]

[thick kettle]

Tf is "peam"

[zealous depot]

Peak

[hexed kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/peak-it's-peak-mid-it's-mid-shaking-head-gif-14930609437819582275

[zealous depot]

I think

[thick kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/car-dehydrated-fairy-top-text-garn-47-gif-11528558860275014937

[opal star]

Neat, that'll be $11k.

[thick kettle]

Damn, Ill stick to my own

450 bucks for a .450

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/hasbulla-gif-12654501364171447161

Plink.

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

oh no

[sour rivet]

oh god

oh fuck

[timber oxide]

You need more bricks?

[frank hearth]

[copper vapor]

fine, let's hop on back

[oblique belfry]

time to catch up

[frank hearth]

know what would be a peak shitpost

[timber oxide]

That reminds me that I bought Hades a long time ago and never played it

[oblique belfry]

hm ?

[timber oxide]

I'll wait until everyone stops playing 2

[frank hearth]

extreme measures tiny vermin

[sour rivet]

CANCEROUS RODENT

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

wtf

game's got input lag

[oblique belfry]

[verbal lodge]

goated game
my personaly goty that year, enjoy

[copper vapor]

something wrong with my hades

I don't remember having input lag the last time I played

[oblique belfry]

it doesnt

[sour rivet]

doge i take it back

if you beat hades 2 before me you arent gae

HOWEVER

IF YOU MAX OUT DORA BEFORE ME

YOU ARE

UBER G A E

[oblique belfry]

how

[frank hearth]

what am i then

[timber oxide]

That'd still be less gae than he already is

[frank hearth]

i demand the title of lord uber homo now

[sour rivet]

okay

put it in your discord nickname now

[frank hearth]

[sour rivet]

if it fits

[frank hearth]

i dont know if mods can gulag me for that

[sour rivet]

hmm

[frank hearth]

Eris does not like the ending

[supple lotus]

i wont

[frank hearth]

[green granite]

None

I pick my AR

[sour rivet]

you got the affirmative from sk0m

[supple lotus]

i cant speak for... others

[sour rivet]

LORD UBER HOMO STURM MUST LIVE

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsay-idiot-sandwich-angry-mad-what-are-you-gif-4169547

[frank hearth]

that is lord uber homo to you sir

[oblique belfry]

oh ?

[flat violet]

Lord Uber Homo Stupid Sandwich

[obsidian sun]

[copper vapor]

I know the game doesn't have input lag, I"m saying there's something wrong with my install

[oblique belfry]

oh wtf

OH WTF

DAMN GIRL WHAT A MAKEOVER

[frank hearth]

please tell me they get a new song

[oblique belfry]

sounds like it

[frank hearth]

[sour rivet]

GOTH

[sour rivet]

new boss song and oceanus song

its good

they also got a new one with 1.0 from what i've seen

havent heard it yet tho

[frank hearth]

[hexed kernel]

ugly

[oblique belfry]

WHAT THE FUCK

[frank hearth]

fucking what

[oblique belfry]

welp

there goes our 1st defience

[frank hearth]

the fucking krakens name is giving world behemoth flashbacks

[oblique belfry]

FUCK OUT OF HERE

holy shit trials sirens are cancer

worse spammers then eris

[sour rivet]

You take that back

[oblique belfry]

ok the kraken is the spammer

but even so

[sour rivet]

There you go

[copper vapor]

I don't even remember what half these currencies are used for

[oblique belfry]

too many goddamn projectiles

[verbal lodge]

Death defiance abusers in chat smh

[oblique belfry]

having chaos boon that removes my magick everytime i dash was also not helpful at all

[sour rivet]

I dont use dds at the moment

[oblique belfry]

literally killed most of my damage

hm.

since my armor is gone

do i take concave stone for extra boon or onion for healing

[sour rivet]

Stone

[oblique belfry]

eh ill take stone

[frank hearth]

why the fuck is it 3:30AM

[hexed kernel]

nuh uh

[oblique belfry]

nuh uh

[oblique belfry]

A C H -

🛌

bruh the stone gave me sword ring

oh well

yummas

[wild vortex]

[marsh cargo]

bonked

[oblique belfry]

hm

nvm

[blazing jackal]

https://youtu.be/0fx-XZ-G7Uo?si=AUsvdY_q4uaSOFjq

[left mantle]

The illusion of choice

[oblique belfry]

[hearty wyvern]

I bought a drum mag today:p

[copper vapor]

@oblique belfry fixed the input lag it was v-sync

[oblique belfry]

i forgot this item exists

[oblique belfry]

of fucking course it was

probably the most flawed thing in gaming settings / graphics

always causes issues

[raven swan]

This pic goes hard, I'm taking the liberty of screenshoting

Good morning chat

My absolute trooper of a pc died again

I don't intend to revive her again. Can I get some salutes in chat for this veteran?

[oblique belfry]

you are shitting me

OF COURSE

[raven swan]

Dog e my pc ded

[oblique belfry]

[raven swan]

[oblique belfry]

how ?

[raven swan]

Idk shut it down last night, won't post now

[oblique belfry]

FAK

what now

[raven swan]

No pc until I get a j*b

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

So never, rest in piss Lettuce

[oblique belfry]

rest in piss

[raven swan]

Might get a used macbook pro instead because of phd work

[timber oxide]

A fate worse than no PC

[oblique belfry]

[raven swan]

The phd will help me get a job

So

[timber oxide]

My degree was supposed to help me find a j*b

[oblique belfry]

"we are glad to hear from you. Unfor-"

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791275769870549002/1121539816560005203/My_Video.gif

[raven swan]

[oblique belfry]

@blazing maple @sour rivet

[timber oxide]

I didn't need it for my first j*b, didn't need it for my current one, won't be needing it for the next one as well

[raven swan]

The system here is rigged so you need a phd or you're filtered immediately

[raven swan]

Even though it's not a requirement

[oblique belfry]

this fucking game istg

[hexed kernel]

rainbow lollipop

[oblique belfry]

air element

[timber oxide]

At least you'll have a PhD
Doge on the other hand has 4178 hours in Unturned

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

And 1735h in CS Nexon

And 1672h in CS:GO / 2

[oblique belfry]

-# why the fuck do you remember the exact numbers...

[timber oxide]

And fuck knows how much in... league 🤮

[hexed kernel]

psychic abilities

[timber oxide]

I just clicked on your profile cause I had my steam open

[oblique belfry]

bruh

that petty to go into my profile and look it up

smh

[timber oxide]

I have a guide up on how to stop 20 idiots from killing each other

[green granite]

My magnifier arrived

[timber oxide]

Do you think you have more or less hours in league than in Unturned

[oblique belfry]

i paused the game midfight and this mf called me out for it

anyways

probably league has more hours

[timber oxide]

You are

No longer my friend

[oblique belfry]

as if i was one already

with the amount of fucking slander you've been giving me

every single day

[timber oxide]

You were until now, adios amigo

[timber oxide]

What can I say, I'm Polish

[oblique belfry]

at least unlike hate you didn't say anything about my bday gift

so there is that

[timber oxide]

What bday gift

[oblique belfry]

razer headset

[timber oxide]

What did you get

Oh

What model

[oblique belfry]

blackshark v2 x

[timber oxide]

It seems to be a very standard headset

Nothing special

[oblique belfry]

they bought it for mic

cuz my mic was horrendous

[timber oxide]

Ok, listen

I know YOU didn't buy it

But a standalone mic will almost always be better

[oblique belfry]

thats what i wanted

[timber oxide]

But I can't make fun of you

[oblique belfry]

but they surprised me with this one

cant say anything

[timber oxide]

Because I actually use a second headset while recording

Because it has a better mic than my regular headset

My regular mic is terrible but not as bad as yours was

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

I don't think anything can top it

[hexed kernel]

what is bro doing

[oblique belfry]

where did the other guy go from yesterday

he had 31 hours

[hexed kernel]

dead

[oblique belfry]

👀 👀 👀 @sour rivet

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

You are kiwi

[copper vapor]

dammit hades killed me with about 5% left

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

too rusty

[oblique belfry]

OH FUCK

yum

yay

[hexed kernel]

incredible coinsidence

[oblique belfry]

???????????????????????????????

[oblique belfry]

birb

i did the thing

time for || typhon || for the last time

[hexed kernel]

finally fixed my damn tablet

time to continue not drawing anything :3

[left mantle]

@frank hearth

[green granite]

No way

I cant believe it

Dodge would never

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

He would never post something like this

[oblique belfry]

dodge

[green granite]

Shut up Challenger

[oblique belfry]

of what

[green granite]

Dodge Challenger

The car

[oblique belfry]

oh for fucks sake

[left mantle]

easy 2 div

[oblique belfry]

[hexed kernel]

get shawed

idiot

[oblique belfry]

ew

also is this decent enough

[sour rivet]

Get licked

[oblique belfry]

lelo

im thinking this for 32

frenzy would be cancerous for "uh oh" but eh

welp enough hadesing for today

[kindred leaf]

never draw too detailed or you gonna have to draw everything good

[oblique belfry]

gawddamn

[hexed kernel]

what app

[kindred leaf]

?

drawing app ?

[hexed kernel]

duh

[kindred leaf]

sorry i'm old as compaq and i don't call them apps lol

but is photoshop

[hexed kernel]

damn

[kindred leaf]

i don't really recommend it

if you gonna begin making art on pc go clip studio{

you only pay one time

[timber oxide]

No don't use clip studio

[kindred leaf]

and they do discounts twice a year for xmas and summer

[timber oxide]

Besides I'm pretty sure that Trianq knows his way around art apps

[kindred leaf]

for grayboxing blender is perfect

if you can use krita you can also use that one, is free

and for animations you got open toonz

[timber oxide]

I actually keep forgetting to cancel my Clip Studio Paint sub cause I switched to Krita

[kindred leaf]

you pyed the sub ?

[timber oxide]

I still pay it and since it's so cheap I don't even notice I keep paying for it even tho I don't use it

[kindred leaf]

haha, i just grabbed the cheapo one time

is pretty good but i'm too used to photoshop workspace

[hexed kernel]

in this household we stand for krita о7

[timber oxide]

In my opinion Krita is better

Which is even better since it's free

Like I wasn't convinced at first

[kindred leaf]

true

[timber oxide]

But I tried it out

[kindred leaf]

but tbh my style is black and white inking

so anything should suffice

[timber oxide]

It has every feature I need

[kindred leaf]

even paint and sai

[timber oxide]

Is relatively easy to use

And again

It's free

[obsidian sun]

this has to be satire

"my game is more toxic and hardcore than yours"

nvm this reads like ai

🥀

[oblique belfry]

literally an AD

on a steam guide

wild

[obsidian sun]

it's a gif on how to give him awards

[oblique belfry]

ye

down bad

[obsidian sun]

dawg probably uses ai to make this dogshit

[oblique belfry]

worse then redditors

an achievement

to be somehow worse then redditors trying to get a gold medal

[obsidian sun]

this guy needs to be harassed fr fr

[oblique belfry]

fuck is wrong with people saying chronos fight is harder then hades fight

[kindred leaf]

tbh for drawing your best tool is the sketchbook, doing quick studies and drawing everyday is gonna get you farther than any software.

[oblique belfry]

actual skill issue

[sour rivet]

I think the fact we got arcana cards which is just better than the mirror in everyway helps

And mel is kinda faster

hades has the big sweeps

[oblique belfry]

muh tracking casts :

that increases the damage you take :

that also has its own explosion circle if you dont destroy it :

[sour rivet]

Oh yeah chronos also doesnt have those annoying ass pots

He should use them smh

[slim magnet]

i mean he isn't all wrong tho

like as a rust player myself

[oblique belfry]

"erm chronos is way too hard. harder then the 1st game bosses 🤓 "

d i e .

[slim magnet]

friendly (and even non friendly) shit talking is just a core aspect of the social part of the game

[sour rivet]

Ok....

[oblique belfry]

fucking fate sisters were harder then || prometheus ||

[slim magnet]

rust without the banter does feel a lot worse to play

[sour rivet]

Uhh yeah sure...
(Gets hit by the foresight attack again)

[oblique belfry]

b r u h

[sour rivet]

MY BRAIN FORGETS WHEN IT STARTS OK

[oblique belfry]

oh wait that attack ?

[sour rivet]

Yeah

[oblique belfry]

yeah i actually have to focus too

[obsidian sun]

it's not that
it's saying it like it makes you "cooler"

[oblique belfry]

1st one is okay

2nd one sometimes cucks me

[obsidian sun]

like kids in preschool saying who knows swear words

[oblique belfry]

Worst of all you are 100% guaranteed to get hit if it does top then bottom

or other way around

unless you somehow have 50% movement speed

[sour rivet]

God what is rivals gonna do to that attack

[oblique belfry]

or invul ability like moon fall

[oblique belfry]

i shall find out tmrw

[slim magnet]

i mean again he's not all wrong

it can be bad

[sour rivet]

Ok but what if i do it first

[slim magnet]

it can also not be bad

[sour rivet]

I have the incant

[oblique belfry]

i have it too

i got 24 fear rn

with 3rd trials

[sour rivet]

Is bro ok

[oblique belfry]

I MUST HAVE THE 3RD STATUE

[sour rivet]

I HAVE NO STATUE

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

I SWITCH WEAPONS

[slim magnet]

but you easily know who is actually a lifeless kid that punches the keyboard vs the friendly threatener

[oblique belfry]

you dont need a specific weapon for it though ?

you just need to add modifiers

[sour rivet]

Which i need to win with the same weapon to be able to add more

[oblique belfry]

whuh ?

no ?

its not like hades 1 rules

[sour rivet]

The "fear exceeds" thing

[oblique belfry]

i had eris on 2 fear but i killed her with 16 fear

still counted

and got the statue checkmark

[slim magnet]

i've fought a lot of insanely ruthless players, like entire friend groups that would not sleep for over a day just to snipe my log off

[sour rivet]

Hm

[slim magnet]

or people that plan days in advance to take me down

and every time it's friendly at the end

[oblique belfry]

you dont need to keep adding +1 then redo runs

like hades 1

[slim magnet]

same when i'm the one attacking

[oblique belfry]

-# im pretty sure that wasnt the case either in 1st game but i cant remember

[slim magnet]

the only times i've seen people actually and unironically mad at others for either losing or winning is, funnily enough, when it's coming from newer players

[oblique belfry]

huh

turns out you didnt need the 3rd prize on 1st game

[slim magnet]

as to how it could "be a currency", it's a game you play over the course of a week

[oblique belfry]

but you do in 2nd

[slim magnet]

you do have to build yourself (and/or your group) as an actual threat to others around you

[oblique belfry]

NEVERMIND YOU DONT

i am still curious about 3rd statue though

i shall do it

[slim magnet]

and you do that by (friendly) shit talk, threats, and delivering on the promise of the strike

so yeah i do agree with the post

as a rust player

[opal star]

I see venison schnitzel.

[green granite]

Gave it sum upgrades

[opal star]

Oh that's nice.

[opal star]

@green granite You don't have astigmatism by any chance, do you?

[green granite]

I do have bad Astigmatism

Never had problem using these things

[opal star]

The Sparc AR red dot is a pretty neat mid tier red dot for astigmatism.

Shit, even the blade 1x25.

[hexed kernel]

this but unironically

[opal star]

How much did you get the hs403b for?

[opal star]

Let's all have some fun.

[sour rivet]

Post classified weaponry instead

[green granite]

My 403 HS is fine

It has multiple setting to dim the optic and I got one that gave no glare

[oblique belfry]

bedge tiem

tmrw we shall kill the boss for the last time

[opal star]

What do you think.

Bought the last Sharps.

[green granite]

Terrible

[opal star]

It’s for both the .338arc and .50Bwoof pistol.

[hexed kernel]

goob night :3

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

cant u find smth different ?

its been 2 weeks

[sour rivet]

no

nothing radiates the same aura

[hexed kernel]

what aura

lame ass pic

[sour rivet]

ok fun guy go draw a better one

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/look-who-fell-asleep-first-gif-22935821

[hexed kernel]

how about i draw you pregnant

how about that

huh

huh

come at me

[green granite]

Milspec receiver is just uhhh

So hot

Anything else with teeth and skull

Trash

Into the trash can

[opal star]

Up for grabs!

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsF8kQMrH_s

[timber oxide]

You can't draw him pregnant cause I didn't draw his OC yet

[sour rivet]

[REDACTED] will not be drawn pregnant until he has a form that exists

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

yeah pyrson gets first dibs

[timber oxide]

Yeah I get to make Birb pregnant first

Get in line

[oblique belfry]

you already did

[opal star]

@green granite The sr-15.

[timber oxide]

Twice even

[sour rivet]

yeah but its not ME me

[wild vortex]

says who

[mortal hound]

gonna need another 10inches of muzzle to deal with the flash from this thing...

[sour rivet]

me

[timber oxide]

I actually have a new fixation right now so the chances of me drawing went up by around 50%

[hexed kernel]

well hurry up then

[wild vortex]

@oblique belfry you're next

[sour rivet]

the pregnation or the sketch

[oblique belfry]

i think he did one for me as well

but i went under the radar compared to birb

BECAUSE IM ALREADY BEING BULLIED DAILY

[timber oxide]

Neither, but if I start drawing I might as well sketch you up and then knock you up

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

mfw i got more popular despite talking here less than y'all

[timber oxide]

[opal star]

Griffin lower fun switch.

[oblique belfry]

all it takes is a simple interaction with someone

[timber oxide]

I miss the white Birb

[oblique belfry]

and bam

suddenly you are family

[timber oxide]

Those were the good times

[oblique belfry]

same

[hexed kernel]

isn't that a bad thing though

[sour rivet]

WHY DO YOU HATE MY ASCENSION

[timber oxide]

Now we have this lame ass bitch ass fuck ass blue birb

[oblique belfry]

it suited your pfp too

old pfp

current one too

actually

[sour rivet]

listen

[oblique belfry]

now that i think about it

[sour rivet]

if you can convince one of the mods to give me a cooler color of white

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

the gradient

like what blood and grok has

[oblique belfry]

as if there is that many white colors

Pff

[sour rivet]

i worded it wrong

i will suffer for it

[oblique belfry]

they wouldn't even give it to legend ranks like ivan

[sour rivet]

ok but

they can call it whatever they want

[oblique belfry]

even modders dont have em

i just checked

[timber oxide]

When I'm done with you, you will be white

[forest acorn]

@hexed kernel @oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

OOooookkaaayyy.

[sour rivet]

[forest acorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1207307431869153280/1422909274920845353/image0.gif

[oblique belfry]

i think im going to sleep

[sour rivet]

doge im scared

dont leave me

[oblique belfry]

nope

not my time

[forest acorn]

doge dont go

[timber oxide]

Blame MBO

[sour rivet]

DOGER!
DONT LEAVE ME HERE

[oblique belfry]

🏃‍♂️💨

[timber oxide]

He wanted to turn offtopic into a gei bar

[forest acorn]

"glue" factory

[timber oxide]

Birb how about I go back to throwing bricks at you

[sour rivet]

this works

[forest acorn]

"bricked up"

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-brick-throw-kiss-boys-gif-11348714524182573531

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-throwing-brick-brick-cat-gif-9142560192559212520

[oblique belfry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006341705924087919/1085674750031966218/82E1E16D-1C29-43BF-A5C8-F4A279591EE9.gif

i accidentally removed this gif

while trying to send it

so i had to delve into the past

[hexed kernel]

mf you are supposed to be asleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[forest acorn]

you are

[oblique belfry]

oh right.

HEY WAIT A MINUTE

WE HAVE THE SAME TIMEZONE

WHY ARENT YOU SLEEPING ?

[timber oxide]

I'm trying to keep 20 idiots from killing each other

[oblique belfry]

not you trianq

-# but also wtf are u doing

[timber oxide]

Doge I would tell you but I kinda can't

[oblique belfry]

❓

oh ?

[forest acorn]

I gotta tuck trianqren in

[oblique belfry]

ah okay then

[timber oxide]

I will try to avoid some details

[hexed kernel]

i woke at at 18:55 yesterday so i'm still not sleepy

[oblique belfry]

this man will sleep at 9-10 am for a whole week

fix it while you still can

[timber oxide]

I am playing a game, ok
One of the features of this game is a very basic war system between nations
There are 20 nations
It is very important to keep them alive

[oblique belfry]

i see.

[hexed kernel]

what for? just like you i'm unemployed

[timber oxide]

I mean, it is not that important

But in my first run

I let one nation get too strong

And it fucked up my progression

[oblique belfry]

true dat

then again its slightly better to sleep in the dark

even if its a tiny bit

[timber oxide]

They conquered like 10 other nations and I helped them because I like them

[oblique belfry]

but then sleeping masks are a thing

[timber oxide]

And then I realized

[oblique belfry]

eh whatever do what u please

[timber oxide]

That was a very big mistake

[oblique belfry]

im goin

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

Besides there is an achievement for keeping everyone alive for a month

A day lasts anywhere between 1 minute to 16 minutes depending on my settings, I have it set to 6

I spend half of that time walking around, making sure no city is under siege

And if it is under siege, I go in to defend it

Regardless of who it is

It has ruined my relations

But at least everyone is alive

I literally cannot progress in the questline I want to do because that specific nation doesn't like me enough to let me talk to their leader

[oblique belfry]

on that note

goodbye

[timber oxide]

Go sleep, kebab

[oblique belfry]

yum

[little depot]

Gooooood morning

Oh doge just checked out

[sour rivet]

THE MIGHTY KEBABOMANCER KEVIL WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS

[timber oxide]

And I'm gonna check out soon too

[little depot]

Offtopic shifts again

https://tenor.com/view/bomb-hug-gif-12277262814552666871

[hexed kernel]

haii

[little depot]

Heya treeant

How ya doing sweetie

[hexed kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-hero-gif-26195870

[little depot]

Are you gonna play the violin with your sister

[hexed kernel]

i actually do have an older sister

and she does play the piano

uh oh

[timber oxide]

Hold up I need to take some photos

[little depot]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5RzB3KcfvZgvsWcsETVsqG?si=hzs1WdZ5QhONC4L5AwBGSg

Play this song with her

[hexed kernel]

[little depot]

What are you

Russian

[hexed kernel]

yes

unfortunately

tragically, even

[little depot]

My condolences

I hope they find a cure soon

[blazing maple]

@sour rivet

[sour rivet]

oh fuck the hell yes

now throw it at someone

[raven swan]

Going on a side quest

[blazing maple]

the tornados follow people

[sour rivet]

I saw thalmor using some lightning orb before

[muted hearth]

Sup boys

Rate my shitty old Benz

Pls

[hexed kernel]

car

[muted hearth]

Yes

Car

[hexed kernel]

waow

[raven swan]

Car/10

[muted hearth]

Pls rate this pos

So I can have a reason to sell it

Pls

[raven swan]

Banger car

Keep it

[hexed kernel]

gray

boring

meh

[muted hearth]

Actually it’s GRANITE GRAY

[raven swan]

No one will buy it

[muted hearth]

TYVM

[hexed kernel]

even worse

[muted hearth]

I’ll take 5 grand for it realistically

Fuckin 500 HP coupe

[little depot]

I'd give you 500 for it

[muted hearth]

Supercharger

Stock

High mileage though

Still drives like new

[little depot]

5GRAND?

Lmao

[muted hearth]

Yes

5 fuckin grand

It’s 05 AMG

[opal star]

😂

[raven swan]

Oh yeah I'm train-ing it

[muted hearth]

Find me a 55k car for less than 10k rn

[timber oxide]

If I can get more for my car then you can get more for your mercedes

[little depot]

Is this what Sri Lankan trains stations look like?

[muted hearth]

That actually works

Well I want 5k for quick sale

I was gonna list it at 75/8

I got it for a steal

[timber oxide]

I mean, I wouldn't take it even for free cause it's a mercedes and they suck

[muted hearth]

I just have a daughter now it’s not practical lol

[raven swan]

Last time i posted, I was called indonesian, this time it's sri lankan

[muted hearth]

Average Mazda driver

[raven swan]

😭

[muted hearth]

Lmfaoo

[little depot]

At least Sri Lanka is close

[timber oxide]

I don't drive a Mazda nor did I ever own one

[muted hearth]

Joking btw

Let’s hear your car of choice

[quiet abyss]

We hate mazdas in this chat

[little depot]

Sri Lankan trains stations probably do look like this

[muted hearth]

Since Mercedes suck

[quiet abyss]

Honestly hate mazda

[timber oxide]

To be specific, all german cars suck

[muted hearth]

Mazda is homo

[muted hearth]

Yea right

[quiet abyss]

Its up there with smart cars and kia soles

Shitass

[muted hearth]

If you can’t keep up with maintenance say that

People who complain about German cars being shit

Can’t maintain them correctly

Respectfully

[raven swan]

Yeah most South Asians have similar trains, british origins and borrowed commie tech and all

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/granturismo2-nismo-400r-playstation-skyline-gif-23828919

[quiet abyss]

Mfw volkswagons outlive literally everything

[muted hearth]

How tf do I have 192k miles on my old German supercharged coupe

That I bought at 140k

[little depot]

Is the middle east west Asia technically

[muted hearth]

Maintenance

American cars are pretty fire

I like me an LS engine all day

[timber oxide]

Nah I just saw enough BMWs, Audis, Mercedes' and VWs being driven by absolute shitheads to have a permanent bad opinion about those cars

[quiet abyss]

I mean most “american” cars are made in japan

[muted hearth]

But BMW/Mercedes/Audi blows anything out the water

[little depot]

Do you play league of legends

[muted hearth]

Handling, speed, etc

[quiet abyss]

Theres more american parts in a toyata tacoma than a f150

[muted hearth]

I do

[quiet abyss]

[little depot]

Checks out

[muted hearth]

Haven’t played in a while lol

[opal star]

🤝

[muted hearth]

Yes average league enjoyer

Who drives old German cars

Go figure

[quiet abyss]

I mean it has to mean something that the beetle changed so little over 80 years

Quite a successful design

[muted hearth]

1970’s beetle going for the HIGH ticket

[quiet abyss]

The golf too

[muted hearth]

Yes

[quiet abyss]

Literally just box that drives

[muted hearth]

Mk1 is sick

[quiet abyss]

Ugly but functional

I think theyre kinda ugly, even owning one doesnt change that fact

I drive one