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the alpha?!
i only just now realized i hired the prayer act 2 merc instead of the blessed aim one
on a barbarian
i wish obsidian had like, uhhh
wait i'll show example
this
let you make text boxes anywhere on the page
and write in the separately
obsidian does have similar thing with canvas but they're separate files
Why tf do i get pinged three times
I don't know
@timid hollow hi
break the cycle
@sour rivet can you think of any cool name for a city?
Schon mitbekommen? Mobsi wurde gebannt lmao
actually it's a kingdom, something... normal? sounding, nothing fancy, just plain english, but something to give impression of advancement and overall high quality living would be nice
Ich dachte der wurde nur gemutet
prospero is good
at least as placeholder
i cant think of anything "normal" sounding
Ne, hat noch so ein Kotze gif geschickt und wurde von Iedy gebannt

iedy banned a what?
Vollidiot
Komischer fetisch
what do i do with parse error on huawei cun l21
What mod pack is this
what game?
uranium fever
BypassFRP_09.2016_Android_6.apk
if this bypass doesnt work i should find another one i guess?
did you allow your device to install from unknown sources
yes
there was an error of that on the first launch but then it made itself into the parse error
try downloading a fresh copy maybe
yeah did that a few times
dang
ok will do another
whoops germany is on fire again
Ich habe ihn ja vorgewarnt das letzte mal, irgendwann kann man da dann halt auch nicht mehr weiterhelfen
Watching my graverobber on deaths door dodge 8 attacks in a fucking row and not die
my heartttttt

elo
@frank hearth
Run T13 map to blitz to a nexus
Open random chest- Annul orb
Do breach, kill a rare mob- Div drops

hows the tablets feeling so far

Quantity average is higher per map, it's good to be able to pick and choose what's guranteed to be in the map, quantity ceiling is lower, overall good.
quantity needs a bit of a buff on the modifiers though

Otherwise not having to hunt towers to get the good shit feels great
I ain't lookin for overlaps religiously anymore
well taking legaly distinct scarabs over towers
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i set a pincode and now when i type it out it just throws me in terms and conditions every time
🙁
why huawei made their phones like that
Even better is fuckin maps like grimhaven being smaller

Oh hey a rouge exile I killed dropped a corrupted belt
and then a ritual respawned it with 3 uniques 
Oh EVERY ritual spawns it now
I've gotten like 7 uniques from it now
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does any of this read weird?
supposed to be a tldr before details
i feel like there are too many commas but idk
and here's the sniffer
a rogue
man I wanted to copy your typo and my brain wouldnt let me
I will keep making it just for spite.

almost done. but I wanna reach max level before finishing this game for good 
here, lots of pussy
3rd one is me
@snow tree loving the game rn

@oblique belfry what's a good Hades 1 build for a noob
eerrmmm
hm
aphrodite is fun if you are using a close range weapon
ares is great with falling blades passives
cant remember exactly what all of the boons do
DIONYSUS
ye dionysus is fun with DoT damage build
i miss it 
hestia :
china went weird
i did this last run
its
i found it much easier than her normal variant
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Learning one more thing to be annoyingly nerdy about 
ye turns out she is way easier
made a pizzer
i fucking gave away 2 of my defiences but thats because i have the modifier that spawns next region mobs
hate olympus mobs

but we'll reach mr foreskin when i upgrade everything
fight would've been tons easier if i was using smth else but aspect of megea moment
i have to literally go inside mobs 
i did it
now i have redmi 9c and huawei cun l21
and i dont know what to do with them
gn
gn pookie

gn 
so called foreskin effect
oh hell yea

holy shit that should be stupid
i had a glorius run just now
played cloak missle build with zeus
got it up to 450dmg
that got the boon the triggers effect each hit
||was hitting typhon for 1500-3000 each salvo||

i dont understand clips at all
sometimes same scene makes 30 mb
sometimes 150 mb
@oblique belfry
oh fuck

i gotta speedrun this run NOW
||typhon is not gonna have a good time
||
discord wont play it 

doge has inherited sam's streamer luck today it seems
fated choice
take fated choice for the list
i know
lets see how it works
but better to knock the list down now than later
Streamers don't have luck
It is a well known phenomenon that all your stats drop by anywhere between 25 to 50 percent whenever you stream or record
This includes luck
i unno man she seems very lucky with whatever game im watching her play
Because that's not streaming
That's just two friends chilling
Everyone knows that having friends increases all your stats by 10%
This includes luck
holy shit birb what is this explosion range

yeah
also when the fuck do you get more pets
im on night 35 i have yet to see another animal
i have seen the bird once
and that was before i gave the frog the treats

Hold up lemme call him for you
Hey, @sour rivet , fuckass, Sturm has some business with ya
didn't even remove my resist shield

surely we can get even more stupid in the last zone

cat is right before you start the ships region. On the docks.
dog is in the same room where echo resides in mourning fields.
bird is on the fountain room in the woods. Not after bossfight. the fountain you might get as a room
ferret is right before || prometheus || fight in the shop room

i havent seen the woods fountain in like 12 runs

why do you cum
im playing hades 2 rn
i just noticed the amount of max hp i have 
you just love to see it
man i love ordering stuff online

oh right
how the fuck do you get hermes uber
you props didn't unlock it yet 

forgot the name but smth named "fresh air" or whatever
incantation
||i find it funny that im at the perma kill typhon quest already but dont have this||


how
it should show up
the fuck

do all of us possess ||hades's spear||?

i do
Almost peak
zamn i just got it not too long ago
god fucking dammit
sturm is speedrunning smh
probably because im doing more olympus then chronos rn
IF ||TYPHON ||WASNT A BICH
That helmet turned out really good though
I hit the deflection off the bat
Then max life
Essenced the T3 evasion on
i have been getting good results with missile cloak zeus build and aphrodite Thanatos aspect

yes
FUCKING OBV
Made a gamble with a greater exal to get a resist, hit T2 fire, slapped a homogenizing exal with greater exaltation, hit T2 lightning res AND %evasion+Life. 
what kind of a question is that
because compared to others it was not worth 
gonna need a clip of typhon getting the germany 1945 treatment

y'all keep talking about typhon it makes me wanna replay titan quest
i m fucked
damn

I've been running a boss build in FFXVI for so long
I forgot how great the aoe abilities are for clearing trash
holy shit
its always the same case
"hm i wanna make build for boss"
"oh wtf its great on mobs too"

in this case, no
one of the shitpost runs
sure the single target abilities will kill mobs very fast
but only one at a time
and they have long cooldowns
Imma record this
THIS IS THE LAST ROOM
MY FUCKING DELIVERIES WONT COME

scammed
nvm hermes is the goat
im gonna crane it to this

almost died to not wanting to portal to repair
PFFF
last one
yes I know I used the strongest nuke in the game for trash mobs
but as they say
there is no such thing as 'overkill'
ctrl-R to refresh your discord and try again? 
All it needs to say is "Playing Hades 2"
fucking 
yea it's very peam
spoiler-free rich presence
supergiant did a great job with it
mu turn to fight him
wish me luck
@frank hearth did you manage to see my video?
ok
CTRL-R and restart did not work

i still only hear highly homo erotic male grunting with a screenshot
i didnt know the trail of gooning went this far

can anyone else see the video properly? #╟❓general-offtopic message
@frank hearth @sour rivet PFFF HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
i can see it normally
yeeee t works
yeeee
I hear your ideal version of our offtopic gei bar...
Oh, also some dude is beating off crabs
we going in lads
already ? goddamn
my fucking god

droon
look at my build
check him pc build
thats why days off hurt me
im gonna pass out and not know what haeppnd
I FULLY UPGRADED HEX AS WELL
medea aspect too good
it can turn shit build into decent build
SHIT BUILD ?
brother do you not see those boons 
i fuck with this strange gun
what game is this 
It seems Doge enjoys what i did to him
LITERALLY WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH MY MIND RN

starfield
my next project since its just 5 bucks
oh you actually are playing it? cool 
o no
peam
yea i wanted to so i hav done
not far enough to judge yet
here have a view for your troubles


im tired

i played like 8 hours of RE 8 with my Wife
and then i played 4 hours Mechwarrior
how to scare hades with one easy step
starfield has the VSS Vintorez
but not the AS Val
(maybe there's a mod that adds it
)
i collected all these ressources for her to waste
i need 3 bullets for 4 Lycans and she needs 18 per Lycan 
Unrelated, I put it up for 2 div. if god wills it 
I'm hoping and coping for big profit

Ah yes, my favorite thing to happen
A game crash when I haven't saved in a while 

oh yeah
now you can get duo boons on your hex
my boy is winning
i got that on my last run
i got it a while ago 
i dont understand your save
you are behind us on some things
you are at the same level with us on some things
and you are ahead of us on some things
paradox save
eternalism
im behind on 1.0 stuff
but for things before that i am most likely ahead
||now if you know anything about greek god lore the name DORA and she gets weird about prometheus||
mhm
||just who could she be||
she mentioned it rn

bruh

this mf doesnt know his greek lore

good
just remembered who
drown him in nectar
i was about to call you rarted
please do i need to bathe everyone with it

yes typhon and chronos included

FAMILY REUNION!!!
family beach party
we gaming 
I don't remember any greek mythology figure with a name that ends with dora 
throw pan at this guy
aw sage only shows boons ?
oh right pandora
no stats ?
i bet bro forgot about Hephaestus
I have done all I wanted in Onslaught @proven tundra
pandora a bitch tho
she open da box
I love how in saint seiya she's so friggin useless
and she goons for ikki
and ikki treats her like the ho she is
I DONT HAVE IT

I ONLY KILLED THE BIG FUCK 3 TIMES NOW
i literally just went up to him and talked to him

when ppl say women are the source of all evil
that's who they're referrin to
FINALLY 
no
im at night 38 and mans is still sleeping
look man im busy trying to bang people

fair enough
oh didnt see that one 
like... 3-4 hours of me fucking around
bonks for days
PLEASE
help her recall how good that dick feel
i still didnt fkn unlocked
how much fucking nectar did you shove into doras face
SINCE MF EA

im fattening her up
then why are you missing incantations ?
almost there (I hope the cap is 110)

aight nuke from orbit time
only way to be sure
im gonna get you
he still doesnt have the spear we are still better
this is true

i will not be bullied for how i play my game

also since we talking about dating sim
yag
why is it that on european servers people never use the voice chat but on american servers they can't SHUT THE FUCK UP even for a second
let me fuck furry witch from zone 2
-# still didn't witness trial chronos 

also
in hades 1
agreel
her
Circe 

i maxed out her staff earlier
its fuckin bonkers
i am very easily swayed
vroom vroom

probably
i dont understand keepsakes in this game
like
why remove
im already using a slot that could be used for sash / luckier tooth / onion
most of em just "gives buff but removes it"
best aspect* for cast build
oh baby we got the funny

Damn i can't believe I'm the only one not playing hades 2

taco
oh wait you got the healing hex ?
I haven't finished 1 yet either
gg
also uh
what counts as "finishing" hades, exactly? I know it doesn't end when you kill hades
the go finish the Disaster bisexual greek god simulator 
only thing i didnt get on hades 1 was the epilogue
I completed like....8 runs so far? 

without next upgrade its gonna be only 1 per battle
you get the ending after beating him 10 times
then you gotta give all the gods nectar
for the epilogue
Epilogue stuff
it has an "Ending"
Ah, so THAT'S where the dating sim comes into play
to encourage switching between regions dummy
Damn so the rizzler himself, zeus is not dateable
warrior woman
I already maxed out my bond with her last night
warrior man
I'm in
doom incarnate
im workin on mine
odessey had a purpose
a spirit
zeus does not date man sees any woman or animal that he fancys and cast Uncensensual intercourse upon ye

with enough willpower
you don't
anythings possible
and 1 hunter woman..... IF SHE EVER COMES TO THE FUCKING CAMP THAT IS


turns out even if she is not there melinöe can still sing
Is that a singing bitch from last game?
u forgot about flying twink
no
the hunter woman is artemis
this mf called artemis a bitch
I do love the fact still that everyone in this Universe understands Charons 9-5 moaning and breathing 
charon is just like me
i groan half the time and people understand
icarus
autism powers
dont think he had him yet
YOU CAN SHAG ICARUS ?
is that the dragon of dojima
yes
yeah

im killing myself
"store's closed"
wait we can
i thought it was only eris, nemesis, moros, and ody
The man gets slighty flustered when you meet him while you have the size buff btw
its fucking hilarious

Doge on his way to acquire a twink
he was and it was cute as hell
reconsider
better synergy with melinöe
TOTAL
he was the first i got boned for some reason 
sam
we require you in this channel and the unamed realm
donot commit to unaliving via old fish
ehehehe~
the realm has been mentioned again
mmn fishe
5 minutes old and 3 apples tall and 2 sauces long

what realm 
sound already told me what it was
bro can BUILD the handlebars
hotter when built in
Icarus calling Melinoe Meli is quite cute

and he's also very awkward
its out ???
release date says 2025
4th member of sirens group
you will surely succumb to food poisoning again
stoopid cow
doggo is also max level
how tf did you beat || typhon || 5 times or more
but encounter the kraken for the first time

yeah I have a bad habit of eating food out the trash and getting crippled for it
my bad

i should make sam hang out with me today again 
have you tried getting sushi at a decent sushi place instead

main stuff upgraded
need 10 more for "the unseen" arcana
rest idc about
maybe huntress
yeah I could order from my local sushi place
it's called mayo mayo
they're good
okie no more hades
friend of mine just sent me this email they received from discord
did anyone get anything similar?
im gonna lay down a bit
afterwards cook up some fööd cuz me me hungi
was gonna make nuggets today but turns out they were out of date

12 days 
they probably built an immune system for that already 
vero
Damn
i've never seen (at least in here) an animal getting poisoned from out of date products
or raw stuff
nick looks different
the fuck
that's not nick

I think that's nick
wah
rejected
greek

hates me fr fr
(she doesnt)
No fur dislocation animation
0/10 immersion
bad game
just pets the air instead
smh
I got one last funny clip to send
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#deadlock
FINALLY
the door

surely this is good enough ? 
i could go for gold curse instead
take shadow
but i wanna buy stuf
hm
actually yeah
wardens are only for 1-2 rooms per region
smart
eh ?
sleepy time 
thanks droon sleep tight 
in my eyes its vertical momentum weapon vs horizontal momentum weapon
turbo fuck boy 9000 has been located
D O N G 🔔
those undies holding on for dear life, god have mercy if he sees someone he finds halfway fancy

what if that bulge is just where he keeps his nectar and hes actually just smoothed like a mannequin


JOIN US
its 1.0
got silksong to finish
darn
japanese it is then?
or just eat something THAT ISNT EXPIRED SUSHI
surely you got SOMETHING
also closed until 11
fug
brb
i need it desperately
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honse
they decapitated them
I found it funny
That people are willing to pay like thousand dollars for compressed sand from an oyster
We did it.

someone needs to teach this twink how to put on lipstick
@carmine laurel
put your giant fucking ears out of the way god damnit

do it again
dog
uh oh.

jrpgs be like
quest 1: help bob find his chickens
quest 121314: kill a glowing geometrical shape named "god"
poggies
jerma

bird
Bird up
i almost maxxed him out
THE LINE IS ACTUALLY REAL!???!
(only the audio played so i have no idea what the fuck is happening visually)
yes

huh sturm had only audio in another clip I sent earlier
its because i turned off hardware accel again to see if that fixes things on my skyrim
ists just discord being useless
god im so fukin rich

the question is do i spend it all on nitro or get a profile thing
im losing my dbd deco tomorrow :(
so true bestie
welp
goodbye, Clive
it's been nice knowing ya
nvm the shit i can get with orbs are dogwater
to no one's surprise
hello
The finalest of fantasies
no
we need to go back
(I still haven't played XV)

shut up and release intergalactic already












