#╟❓general-offtopic

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obsidian sun
oblique belfry
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bro

sour rivet
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you still didnt give them the gifts~

oblique belfry
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Iedy is here

carmine laurel
broken mountain
sour rivet
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and oflin

oblique belfry
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see ?

broken mountain
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he is gonna delete it

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istg

oblique belfry
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oh hi oflin

carmine laurel
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luckily it was the last thing I copied

oblique belfry
broken mountain
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Alright then

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Ladies and gentlemen

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Enjoy

oblique belfry
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we are summoning every mod here

obsidian sun
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it was a funny read tho

carmine laurel
broken mountain
thick plover
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new slop drop?

pure goblet
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This is surely a quick swap switch clueless

thick plover
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fire

real aspen
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nothing some electric tape cant fix

oblique belfry
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GLORIOUS

slim blaze
sour rivet
obsidian sun
broken mountain
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@snow tree

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@asnuadwytfva @jostabeere

slim blaze
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@oblique belfry You aint as retarded as you look

thick plover
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@sick trail ping kino role please

broken mountain
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my ban is being discussed actively

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it was fun

oblique belfry
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WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU INCLUDING MEEEEE

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IM AN ACOMPLICE NOW

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I WILL ALSO GET BANNED

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FUCKER

sour rivet
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*doesnt help that i recognize some artists in this videoCluelessBlind *

real aspen
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some? i know most of them

oblique belfry
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KINO PING SOMEONE

real aspen
oblique belfry
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QUICK

obsidian sun
broken mountain
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they wont

oblique belfry
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BASTARDS

sour rivet
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1984

oblique belfry
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mirrowel surely you can kino ping ?

real aspen
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weeb ones at least

broken mountain
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gotta send it to pipi

oblique belfry
obsidian sun
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the artists live rent free in your head

oblique belfry
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love how i know the reason you used that fucking song

oblique belfry
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@broken mountain its cuz of that site right ?

broken mountain
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?

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no

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its cause the beat is peak

oblique belfry
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oh thank god

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good

broken mountain
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what site

oblique belfry
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it is peak

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forget it

sour rivet
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doge calling himself out

broken mountain
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no no

sour rivet
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get em

broken mountain
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dms

oblique belfry
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no

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i wont

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tell it

sour rivet
oblique belfry
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NO FUCK OFF

broken mountain
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I NEED THE IFO

oblique belfry
broken mountain
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DOGE PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE

sour rivet
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me when

obsidian sun
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||it's an old troll site with a dude riding a dick and his cock spinning ||

copper vapor
olive coral
broken mountain
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OHHH

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MEAT SPIN

oblique belfry
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unrestricted internet access child me

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yep

obsidian sun
copper vapor
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bro doesn't know what the slang means and tries to use it against me smh my head

real aspen
oblique belfry
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STILL NO KINO PING BTW

broken mountain
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calm down

oblique belfry
sour rivet
broken mountain
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someday

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we gotta wait for falco to wake up

sour rivet
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mr bully

oblique belfry
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the moment someone kino pings its over for you sound

broken mountain
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the world will know the truth

oblique belfry
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-# i already downloaded the video as backup ohno

real aspen
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it's like an overly elaborate suicide note

sour rivet
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the turh

broken mountain
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hawk turh

sour rivet
broken mountain
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THE VIDEO STOPPED PLAYING AND I THOUGHT IT GOT DELETED

oblique belfry
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if it gets deleted then its canon

broken mountain
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its a 2 edged sword

oblique belfry
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inb4 this gets Iedy removed

broken mountain
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he wont

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he is helpful

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gooning doesnt matter since he bans people

copper vapor
oblique belfry
obsidian sun
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the day it happens
the souls of all the wrongfully banned people will gather

broken mountain
oblique belfry
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im just an idea giver

olive coral
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The more you make fun of him gooning, the more he goons

oblique belfry
sour rivet
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yes

olive coral
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Its like an infinite positive loop

copper vapor
oblique belfry
obsidian sun
broken mountain
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maczonaczo

timber oxide
oblique belfry
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was delight banned cuz of Iedy ?

oblique belfry
broken mountain
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no

oblique belfry
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i like Iedy

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even with his....um

broken mountain
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iedy didnt do anything in regard of delight

timber oxide
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Suuuuuuure

oblique belfry
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things

obsidian sun
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stalker
terry
baltic
and many other retards i forget the names of

copper vapor
broken mountain
olive coral
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Iedy banned him, but the mods wanted to ban him

broken mountain
sour rivet
olive coral
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He just pulled the trigger

copper vapor
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↑ the server without iedy

sour rivet
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they remain safe in sams dms

timber oxide
oblique belfry
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so you are telling me the only thing holding you back is your rank status ?

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if you were a mod

sour rivet
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no

timber oxide
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And I would also remain

oblique belfry
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you would become Iedy 2 ?

uneven sapphire
timber oxide
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And worse of all

sour rivet
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the only thing holding me back are the rules

timber oxide
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Doge would stay here as well

sour rivet
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and the lack of a nsfw channel

copper vapor
obsidian sun
timber oxide
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Nah I think he's worse

oblique belfry
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cuppy is alright

broken mountain
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we have some numbers

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even without kino ping

copper vapor
oblique belfry
timber oxide
oblique belfry
broken mountain
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tbf

timber oxide
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I don't even read it

broken mountain
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I am an egoistic greedy piece of shit

sour rivet
timber oxide
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I just like a good wall of text

copper vapor
sour rivet
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i gotta post the image

timber oxide
uneven sapphire
timber oxide
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I'm armed

real aspen
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why do trauma shears have these cutouts, i heard they're like wire cutters but i really doubt they'll be able to cut anything that you couldn't cut with scissor part

snow tree
uneven sapphire
sour rivet
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im legged

timber oxide
oblique belfry
sour rivet
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kre

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o

uneven sapphire
timber oxide
static axle
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hmmtodayiwill lets see how this game is

broken mountain
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alright then

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kino is over

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I can go tend to the garden

oblique belfry
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still no kino ping

uneven sapphire
oblique belfry
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day ruined

sour rivet
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they hate him

copper vapor
broken mountain
oblique belfry
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im going back to hadesing

real aspen
snow tree
sour rivet
oblique belfry
uneven sapphire
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Joge

oblique belfry
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all i did was give him a few ideas

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that it

snow tree
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That's a lot of goon for just three months

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Btw

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Also speakbigtrouble

real aspen
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what the fuck is this

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i want it

sour rivet
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sound co-create with me to make the "welcome to offtopic" song

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it will be peam trust

oblique belfry
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WELCOME TO THE UNDERGRO-

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🛌

broken mountain
sour rivet
broken mountain
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OH YOU WILL ISNG

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LMAOOOO

oblique belfry
real aspen
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you can sing?!

broken mountain
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we defo need footage for that shit

sour rivet
real aspen
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damn

sour rivet
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i train my voice a lot

broken mountain
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I dont work during the weekend

oblique belfry
broken mountain
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so

real aspen
sour rivet
real aspen
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wait what's the opposite of deep voice

static axle
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@snow treepeepohi downloading car ss game rn PepeHappy

sour rivet
real aspen
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damn

oblique belfry
sour rivet
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to me my voice sounds like somewhere in the middle

real aspen
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asking cause i might be able to hear you if it's deep enough KekSkew

timber oxide
broken mountain
static axle
snow tree
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I saw Cuppert slander above and I just want to add one thing, I agree

timber oxide
sour rivet
sour rivet
snow tree
obsidian sun
broken mountain
static axle
oblique belfry
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high notes i cannot hit as well

broken mountain
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I dont remember what was later

sour rivet
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i feel as if i condemmed myself

broken mountain
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but we did a karaoke when dudes rimworld was loading

snow tree
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No high notes? Time to hit that hidden strat

broken mountain
oblique belfry
broken mountain
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I want lettuce to sing the dingi dingi dingi dingi song

sour rivet
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still gotta figure out how to make rhyming lyrics for the song tho....

broken mountain
broken mountain
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tunak tunak

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lets gooo

obsidian sun
static axle
pallid sapphire
snow tree
snow tree
static axle
broken mountain
snow tree
noble basin
snow tree
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It sounds uber nice so far

obsidian sun
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@snow tree how did you find this

snow tree
static axle
snow tree
obsidian sun
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my heart dropped when i read afia oil

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we international in this bitch

sour rivet
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@oblique belfry

logs into hades
loads in fully
hears artemis singing
we are so back

oblique belfry
snow tree
sour rivet
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i love my hunter wife

rocky turtle
broken mountain
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no kino ping

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so dw

oblique belfry
broken mountain
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its above

oblique belfry
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mods are talking in council rn

obsidian sun
sour rivet
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rate the build doge

obsidian sun
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i think it originated here but i could be wrong

oblique belfry
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wtf

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ah there we go

oblique belfry
obsidian sun
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took you this long ?

broken mountain
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ping me when im gone

oblique belfry
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aight

sour rivet
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hm

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if sam is romancing nemesis

oblique belfry
sour rivet
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i must choose another so i can see the different thingies

oblique belfry
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AW MAN I WAS GONNA DO HIM

sour rivet
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FUICK

oblique belfry
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fine ill smash dora

sour rivet
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NO

oblique belfry
sour rivet
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||shes the same as dusa where its only platonic||

flat violet
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What

sour rivet
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😔

oblique belfry
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KINO PING

broken mountain
flat violet
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Where

oblique belfry
flat violet
broken mountain
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oblique belfry
sour rivet
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there it is

oblique belfry
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it begins

frank hearth
sour rivet
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the sturm

raven swan
little depot
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goon

raven swan
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KINO PING

oblique belfry
raven swan
broken mountain
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RELEASSEEEEEEEEEEEEE

sour rivet
broken mountain
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WE PASSED 10

static axle
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poggies got my first shitbox

broken mountain
sour rivet
oblique belfry
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looks oddly unique

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me liek

mint root
broken mountain
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this is the full upload

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since i sent in the group chat

proven tundra
mint root
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ahhhh

rocky turtle
mint root
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yes

proven tundra
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good work sound

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amazing

green granite
mint root
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the vid very very funny and real

rocky turtle
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@oblique belfry You aint as retarded as you look

oblique belfry
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also ping fail

oblique belfry
sour rivet
oblique belfry
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you can bo beyond 30 ?

sour rivet
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this is the final upgrade

broken mountain
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Im so fucking surprised it got kino pinged

oblique belfry
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WHAT

sour rivet
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i dont have 30 yet

mint root
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well this is offtopice

frank hearth
oblique belfry
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b r u h

broken mountain
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no pin for this one kekl kekl

oblique belfry
sour rivet
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😔

mint root
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time to get out of this shit place thanks again sound

oblique belfry
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it needs pin

green granite
rocky turtle
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time for anchorage dlc keksad

oblique belfry
broken mountain
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AHAHAHAHAHA

green granite
sour rivet
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uh oh

copper vapor
frank hearth
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||2 more typhon runs to go||

left mantle
oblique belfry
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all i did was give ideas

broken mountain
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NO

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SHIFTY NO

mint root
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no worries sound

sour rivet
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whoops, all ||ares!||

green granite
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Was about to say not a great joke

broken mountain
mint root
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all under contorl

oblique belfry
broken mountain
mint root
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i know what im doing

oblique belfry
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its all ares

sour rivet
oblique belfry
upbeat verge
sour rivet
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yeg

rocky turtle
raven swan
oblique belfry
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that explains it

rocky turtle
flat violet
broken mountain
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thank you

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🤝

oblique belfry
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@frozen void

broken mountain
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NO

oblique belfry
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THERE HE IS

raven swan
upbeat verge
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well done ST

oblique belfry
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whatchu think Iedy ?

green granite
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Save this video for uh

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Iedy reaearch

raven swan
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@frozen void you need to check out destiny dynamics ohno

frozen void
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it shows i am the last straight person on this server

flat violet
frozen void
upbeat verge
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Iedy should play summertime saga he'll lose his shit

oblique belfry
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@broken mountain see ? nothing to worry about

plucky jolt
frozen void
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it was nicely edited tho imma give him that

raven swan
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Doge knows destiny dynamics? pog2

oblique belfry
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we just proved ledy is the straightest man

broken mountain
frank hearth
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can this bitch stop littering alreadymadge

copper vapor
frozen void
upbeat verge
frozen void
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fucking offtopicers man

copper vapor
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well

oblique belfry
copper vapor
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I was about to say something but now I don't need to

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kek1 I rest my case

upbeat verge
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can I post naked oiled feet?

oblique belfry
timber oxide
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This just in
MBO wants to turn offtopic into a gei bar

upbeat verge
static axle
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PepeHappy costed 50% of ym money but it clean

little depot
upbeat verge
copper vapor
# timber oxide This just in MBO wants to turn offtopic into a gei bar

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untold spear
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I miss the shitpost channel

raven swan
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Alright chat, back to bedge

broken mountain
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lets put it to the test

raven swan
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Night night, have a nice one

broken mountain
upbeat verge
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woah wrong chat sir

oblique belfry
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naaahh

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N a h .

broken mountain
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the timing

oblique belfry
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i dont think i will

broken mountain
copper vapor
broken mountain
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i didnt use it

upbeat verge
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nearly spat out my fanta

copper vapor
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there'll be more opportunities

upbeat verge
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I cannot breathe from laughing

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oh lord

raven swan
broken mountain
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your den is safe

timber oxide
upbeat verge
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I have more btw

broken mountain
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proof?

upbeat verge
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no

broken mountain
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nfs stream when

little depot
upbeat verge
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idk mate I was making a guide with azu

raven swan
broken mountain
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aight

upbeat verge
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waiting on falco to post it

raven swan
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Night night fr, have a nice one billysleep

real aspen
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didnt you wake up like 3 hours ago

static axle
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@snow tree its a vibe for sure PepeHappy not bad for 8buck game

real aspen
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smh

raven swan
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Banger kino again sound PepeHappy

copper vapor
broken mountain
snow tree
broken mountain
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cant figure it out though

upbeat verge
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wrong chat

broken mountain
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I forgot its gamma server

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almost clicked enter

static axle
obsidian sun
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no more mexicans

timber oxide
upbeat verge
obsidian sun
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now time to build a catapult

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they'll never see it coming

hexed stag
broken mountain
obsidian sun
broken mountain
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dude had to pause to bring the tissues

oblique belfry
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or saved em 1 by 1 ohno

hexed stag
oblique belfry
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finding source

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saving is easy

frozen void
oblique belfry
broken mountain
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my heart is warming

copper vapor
oblique belfry
# copper vapor

loved every single field trip in middle school / high school

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free day

timber oxide
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It's more of a semi free day

timber oxide
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You don't have to go to classes because of the field trip

static axle
obsidian sun
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oh no no no

timber oxide
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But you also can't spend the day as you want because of the field trip

obsidian sun
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you can load dynamite to it jokerge2

frozen void
timber oxide
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Unless you just skip the field trip while pretending you went there but you can do it with any school day

real aspen
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i used to like field trips until a few misbehaving kids ruined them

obsidian sun
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i can also fling skulls absolutecinema

oblique belfry
# timber oxide It's more of a semi free day

depends on the trip
one time we just had a 1 hour trip so that day was barely changed
but another time it took a whole day so when the trip was over everyone just went back to their houses

real aspen
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like im climbing up a big cathedral to see the bells up close and some kid almost falls down so they call everyone back

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like

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bruh

timber oxide
oblique belfry
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oh i didn't scroll down mb

copper vapor
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only good field trips I had was one to the planetarium and one to the botanical garden

timber oxide
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Of course there's styill some merit to 1h long field trips

copper vapor
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the others sucked kekl

timber oxide
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Because they may just align with the class you don't like

oblique belfry
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mine was visiting a zoo and going across "Odunpazarı" locations

real aspen
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as if there's a class you like

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ugh

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i used to love chess classes but noone else took them seriously so teacher could barely get anything done

copper vapor
oblique belfry
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seen how people make glass pottery / jewelry and other cultural places

real aspen
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teach just up and quit soon after

timber oxide
oblique belfry
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also witnessed how they make the big water jugs in a factory

real aspen
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and chess was removed from curriculum alltogether

copper vapor
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oh right

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there was one other cool field trip we had

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to the coca-cola factory

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that was peam

timber oxide
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Also, weirdly enough the Religion classes were cool because we didn't do anything so it was basically a free 1h of shits and giggles while the teacher sat there in disbelief in the current state of youth

real aspen
oblique belfry
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imma check out my old pictures i took from trips actually

copper vapor
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yotei is out already?

oblique belfry
timber oxide
oblique belfry
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oh yeah i forgot about this but now i remember

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i actually witnessed armadillos

timber oxide
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I was the group's dictionary and I honestly didn't mind it cause I made some good friends that way

oblique belfry
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ostriches too

timber oxide
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I have no idea how I managed to become friends with literally every stereotypical group of people in school

copper vapor
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Youtube is showing me "insane endgame builds" for FFXVI
I click one
bro does less than half the damage I do

real aspen
nocturne aurora
real aspen
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also, math. Ugh, had terrible teacher in first school. i was good at it, but teach was completely obsessed over exact formulas, ended up rusting out cause of her

oblique belfry
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oh found the water factory

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and its.... unique jugs

frozen void
oblique belfry
frozen void
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we barely scored lol

copper vapor
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I only just noticed Melinoë's eye colors are inversed to Zag's

green granite
copper vapor
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red on the left, green on the right

oblique belfry
left mantle
oblique belfry
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i somehow captured a lightning while electricity was out

hexed stag
oblique belfry
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istg this watermelon has a face

copper vapor
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and do 200k damage

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while I do 500k with less effort

real aspen
slim magnet
real aspen
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love winter

copper vapor
oblique belfry
real aspen
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close enough clueless

slim magnet
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it's the first one in this format that is actually true

hexed stag
sour rivet
copper vapor
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I wish 16 had a similar adamantoise

oblique belfry
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i remember 100%ing bully

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in phone

left mantle
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Beautiful

oblique belfry
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have a doggie

sour rivet
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😔

copper vapor
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dunno why youtube sent me this

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but it's peam

frank hearth
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Mini mel is fucking hilarious

left mantle
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Man look at those mountains

frank hearth
copper vapor
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looks like my internet

oblique belfry
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early morning view peepoComfy

frank hearth
left mantle
marsh cargo
teal spade
sour rivet
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@oblique belfry

teal spade
sour rivet
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im a rat

oblique belfry
copper vapor
frank hearth
teal spade
sour rivet
copper vapor
oblique belfry
frank hearth
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@oblique belfry @sour rivet i have come to a horifying conclusion

oblique belfry
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wot

frank hearth
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||there might be extreme mesures typhon||

teal spade
static axle
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@upbeat verge

oblique belfry
sour rivet
oblique belfry
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trials

sour rivet
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its a given

frank hearth
teal spade
sour rivet
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i miss extreme hades

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that fuckin theme

oblique belfry
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hades > chronos as fight btw

sour rivet
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literally me first time round

frank hearth
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if you pick mini mel her portrait gets smaller during dialoge

oblique belfry
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hades is tons more harder

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then chronos

frank hearth
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and she gets a squiky voice

oblique belfry
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also the music

sour rivet
oblique belfry
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yep

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her portrait gets larger and her voice is deeper

pallid sapphire
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Good Kino

oblique belfry
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me lov

frank hearth
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Darren Korb trying not to make absolute fucking peak for 5 mins

obsidian sun
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@timber oxide is it worth crafting multiple weapons ?

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i accidentally upgraded the shitty axe

timber oxide
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You will eventually find at least 2 very good weapons

frank hearth
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also when new pets

obsidian sun
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i have the skull club
and i made a spear

timber oxide
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So the spear is cool cause you can throw it

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You can also lose it

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:)

static axle
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@snow tree

rocky turtle
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🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🦅 🦅 🦅

snow tree
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Or some funny 3 cyl

obsidian sun
static axle
timber oxide
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Yes

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Yes you can

static axle
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but i will check if deluxe dlc has any free

snow tree
sour rivet
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ok so

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my dad surprised me and my sister with a doggie

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its peam

timber oxide
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You can "fish" with any weapon but the spear is recommended

obsidian sun
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post it

timber oxide
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Cause the fish gets impaled on the spear

obsidian sun
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is the crane worht it
since i made a log slid but i can't move it up the hill

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waste of time

proven tundra
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Nice

timber oxide
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I'm not sure I never built one

sour rivet
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Buddy is gonna go from a stray to spoiled as FUCK

obsidian sun
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time to experiment

timber oxide
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Oh, speaking of building stuff on stuff

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You can build a whole base on a raft

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Just not the small raft

static axle
upbeat verge
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W

rocky turtle
timber oxide
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"Does not drive"
No shit

sour rivet
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Hopw yall are ready for me to flood the pets channel the coming days

chrome zodiac
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Waiting for the moment in DnD I can finally pull the most majestic moment of voice acting for 5 seconds

green granite
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Vintage newspaper collection for 1000 bucks

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Holy crap

rocky turtle
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drip update

hexed kernel
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when someone looks like ass

real aspen
#

dry

green granite
real aspen
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guh

marsh cargo
green granite
#

Møth

copper vapor
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actual good read

frank hearth
rocky turtle
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i didnt even grabbed 10% of that dlc stash kekcry

hexed kernel
copper vapor
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SHAW

rocky turtle
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but i got those jokerge

left mantle
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pattern recognition go hard

real aspen
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but makes me question

real aspen
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could they not simply detect if game is installed on ssd and install the non-duped files?

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or even just give player to option to choose it when they install

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that's if automatic detection is unavailable

static axle
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way more 🔥 pic @snow tree @runic condor

rocky turtle
real aspen
#

oh nvm they kinda address that in the blog

snow tree
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SUNROOF

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BIG

real aspen
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Beyond that, the remaining work is a bigger, riskier, more speculative project where we apply some kind of compression to the game data and **potentially replicate some of the de-duplication we do on consoles. We don’t yet know if the impacts to load-times could make these approaches infeasible. **

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kinda

static axle
green granite
snow tree
static axle
rocky turtle
static axle
zealous depot
rocky turtle
zealous depot
rocky turtle
left mantle
left mantle
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I recommend checking out the new 4.3.2 link, lot happening to structural salvage

frozen void
#

Alright, brothers of the bullet, strap in for a Tarkov tragedy so soul-shattering it’ll make you wanna yeet your rig into the Norvinsk River. This is a tale of betrayal, not by a teammate, not by RNG, but by the cruelest mistress of all: my own FPS in the heat of a firefight. Gather ‘round the hideout campfire, crack open a bottle of Tarkov’s finest virtual vodka, and let me spin you this sorrowful copy-pasta.So there I was, deep in the cursed lands of Customs, feeling like the Chad of all Chads. My kit? Chef’s kiss. We’re talkin’ a slick plate carrier strapped tight, a kitted-out M4 with more attachments than a scav’s excuses, a REAP-IR scope I looted off some poor soul in Labs, and enough meds in my secure container to survive a nuke. My hideout’s hummin’, my bitcoin farm’s churnin’, and my FPS? Oh baby, it’s a silky-smooth 90, like skatin’ on buttered ice. I’m movin’ through the map like a predator, silent, deadly, ready to clap anyone who dares cross my path. Dorms is callin’ my name, and I’m ready to make Reshala my personal loot piñata.

I creep up to two-story, ears perked for the slightest sound. My heart’s thumpin’ like a 7.62x39 round hittin’ a Korund. Then, CRACK—gunfire erupts like a thunderstorm. Some ultra-juiced chad with a mutant, probably hopped up on every stim in Prapor’s stash, starts sprayin’ the hallway like he’s auditionin’ for a Michael Bay flick. My PMC instincts kick in: I lean out, ready to return fire, my crosshair locked on this fool’s dome. But then, oh no, the Tarkov gods decide it’s time to smite me. My FPS, that loyal comrade who’s been holdin’ steady at 90, suddenly plummets like a scav jumpin’ off the Interchange roof. We’re talkin’ a catastrophic nosedive to 12 FPS. Twelve. Freakin’. Frames. My game turns into a PowerPoint presentation from a 2003 office meeting.

I can hear my GPU screamin’ for mercy, fans spinnin’ like a Hind helicopter. I’m mashin’ my WASD keys, prayin’ to Nikita himself for just one clean shot to end

copper vapor
static axle
zealous depot
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Ledy posting

static axle
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8.30€ for me

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not a bad price nodders

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cant go wrong with some cherry blossom and a japanese car

real aspen
#

what happened next

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we must know

chrome zodiac
rocky turtle
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ok serious question which dlc i should do next sleeping shit zeta or point lookout

zealous depot
#

Sleeping shit

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Get the bad out first KekSkew

rocky turtle
real aspen
rocky turtle
green granite
pallid sapphire
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Ayooo

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IFZ getting heavy machine guns and bigger Maps

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(Beta Branch)

sour rivet
#

He is slowly adjusting

pallid sapphire
sour rivet
#

Dad surprised us today

rocky turtle
sour rivet
#

Name is shadow

pallid sapphire
frozen void
sour rivet
hexed kernel
#

friday scrandle is wild 😭

marsh cargo
#

Ledy caught in 4k

left mantle
#

alright 4.3.2 datamines looked through

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lotta interestin

marsh cargo
left mantle
#

Biggest one for a lot is that ||Nyx files are steadily making their way in to the build||

green granite
real aspen
#

historic moment

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caught on camera

timber oxide
#

I recognize that

marsh cargo
oblique belfry
#

just got the first reward

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***g o d d a m n ***

real aspen
#

you degenerates clueless

timber oxide
#

Well first of all this site is not just porn

real aspen
#

(i know i was looking through general pics)

timber oxide
#

Besides if we're degens then you're as well

oblique belfry
real aspen
#

(i am, it was spoken in joking manner)

oblique belfry
real aspen
#

stuff

oblique belfry
timber oxide
#

Doge would you kindly shut up and go back to achievement hunting

real aspen
oblique belfry
#

🛌

timber oxide
#

Good, thanks

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Have fun peepoLove

real aspen
#

looking at cute anime girls while listening to a song about damnation of humankind

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good times

sour rivet
oblique belfry
sour rivet
#

Yeah well

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Your mom

oblique belfry
#

WOW

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OKAY BUD

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im not spoilering my shit anymore

sour rivet
#

doge is displeased

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What is doge's boons

timber oxide
real aspen
#

eh probably nothing i havent done

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keep your secrets, old man

oblique belfry
#

or negative gold

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cuz broke economy

timber oxide
#

I've been trying to keep 20 idiots away from killing each other

real aspen
#

arma 3? clueless

timber oxide
#

No

real aspen
#

damn

timber oxide
#

Though I could go for some ArmA 3 sometime

oblique belfry
#

what about animal summon @sour rivet

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thats it

sour rivet
#

Whuh

oblique belfry
#

i summon dogs with my boons

sour rivet
#

Vero

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Speakin of dog

real aspen
#

i've been feeling like milsiming but arma doesnt really do the part i want

sour rivet
#

Did u see mjne

timber oxide
real aspen
#

caglarp?

oblique belfry
#

its a cute dog

oblique belfry
timber oxide
#

More like, 20 dudes just pretend they know what they are doing while trying to complete a military objective

#

I remember when I was playing Antistasi with friends

timber oxide
#

And I've been dubbed the Default Commander

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I told our AI to get into cars and move closer to our target so that we can stage an assault

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And only one car actually survived

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Guess what happened

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As a slight hint, that was the day we started calling our army The Dream Team

real aspen
#

im too detached from recent events to use that hint KekSkew

timber oxide
#

So

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That one car that survived wasn't actually a car

real aspen
timber oxide
#

It was an armored truck

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The rest were normal cars

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What has happened

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Was that the cars arrived at the scene and parked fairly well

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But the armored truck

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Didn't care

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Rammed into the cars

real aspen
#

did it just rammed

timber oxide
#

Killing everyone

real aspen
#

was writing that out

timber oxide
#

And then they casually disembarked the truck

sour rivet
#

@oblique belfry also i swear they buffed the shit outta zeus with 1.0

#

'bro was NOT this good b4

oblique belfry
#

hm

real aspen
#

classic clueless squadmates

timber oxide
#

Anyway, back to keeping 20 idiots from killing each other

frank hearth
real aspen
#

gives radagon vibes

oak magnet
#

MORE LIKE

#

MARIKA

oblique belfry
frank hearth
real aspen
#

how can you say no this this

#

not a fan of golden order but radagon is cool

#

messmer too, actually

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maybe minus the whole full-of-snakes thing

timber oxide
#

I don't like it hmmtodayiwill

real aspen
#

damn

#

im only one in this chat that likes radagon clueless

#

totally

rocky turtle
#

+1 to strength when sneaking gunmouth

real aspen
#

you had your stealth archer

#

now get ready for stealth zweihander

slim magnet
rocky turtle
real aspen
#

that works too

copper vapor
#

easier than I expected.

#

or should I say

#

μῦθος διά πᾰ́θους γένετο

real aspen
#

is that gustave nvm final fantasy

copper vapor
#

I will be able to 'platinum' this game after all

thick plover
#

WHAT THE FUCK IS A STRESS RECOVERYYYYYYYYYY

#

oh wait I sent the screenshot twice

copper vapor
#

now all I gotta do is become John Final Fantasy and punch a god

copper vapor
thick plover
sour rivet
#

doomed

pallid raft
#

downloaded starfield

#

we gonna field some stars