╟❓general-offtopic

[quiet abyss]

[grizzled tusk]

2019 was really good

[timid hollow]

nothing will come close to the originals

[cunning reef]

yes i can, when the budget gets higher

[fluid trout]

instead of "wouldnt it be cool if we used this thing from this thing " its now "yeah so they liked the movement thing, just add more movement options"

[timid hollow]

they completely lost the spirit what made the games feel good and cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVBFANzmwA4&t=4s&pp=ygURbXcyIHJhZGlvIGNoYXR0ZXI%3D

[static axle]

nope

[grizzled tusk]

Yeah surely they the execs will increase the budget because they really care about the fans

[timid hollow]

i kinda have a weakness for good radio chatter, and the new ones have nothing of it. No "war" atmosphere what so ever

[fluid trout]

old COD at its best took inspiration from very interesting novels, books, and movies. New COD took inspiration from old COD

[left mantle]

The background chatter did a great job showing just how FUCKED the fight was

[grizzled tusk]

As a hardcore old cod defender i played the mw and it was garbage mw2 is soo much better

[timid hollow]

WHAT

You dont mean og MW do you

[grizzled tusk]

Yes that one

[timid hollow]

mw1 walked so mw2 could run

[grizzled tusk]

Yeah more like mw1 crawled so mw2 can fly

[copper vapor]

since when is "let's iterate on a gameplay mechanic that people like" a bad thing

wtf

[grizzled tusk]

Rose tinted glasses

[timid hollow]

i play it every year

[copper vapor]

if this were any other dev you wouldn't be complaining

[timid hollow]

no rose tinted glasses, a good perspective on the game with the time of release in mind

[grizzled tusk]

No shot you play the tv station mission and say that is fine

[timid hollow]

The pripyat mission is literally the best shooter mission of all time, and yeah tvstation is pretty annoying but there are worse ones

[grizzled tusk]

Yes but the 2019 is soo much better

The farm

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/ight-imma-head-out-spongebob-imma-head-out-ima-head-out-gif-14902967

[quiet yew]

you mean S.O.G from black ops?

[timid hollow]

"All Stations be advised, we got Civilians taking up Arms" hits heavy

[quiet yew]

also project nova

PEAK

[timid hollow]

if that is the one where you land with hudson in the beginning and fight trough the trenches its meh

the mission itself annoys me heavily but the cinematic stuff is 10/10

Worst mission in bo1 was the one with nova 6 everywhere, where you have thermals

[quiet yew]

oh sorry I meant Victor Charlie

[grizzled tusk]

Why do you remember the names of the missions

[proven tundra]

Mario had jumping
You know what Mario 2 had?
MORE FUCKING JUMPING

[timid hollow]

I should replay black ops 1

[timid hollow]

I can tell you a lot of names of mw1 missions lmao

even mw2

mw3 gets hard

[quiet yew]

I only remember the three I mentioned

[grizzled tusk]

Go

[copper vapor]

Mario 3 had flying! truly innovative

[timid hollow]

Typical situation of now where i have to i dont, but Charlie dont surf, Warpig, One shot one kill

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

say a number from 1 to 32

[timid hollow]

Seems like i should do the third replay this year

[grizzled tusk]

21

[copper vapor]

Nirvana.

bro knows cod mission names, I know doom map names

wait was I actually right

let's see

fuck yeah.

[grizzled tusk]

Well doom is doom

Its peak

[copper vapor]

and cod is cod

[carmine laurel]

complaining about cods formula when it outsells every other fps by 100's of millions is a case of "a small minority of people on the internet dont like this thing and I wanna be like them"

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-20591327

[grizzled tusk]

You forgot the all ghilled up

[fluid trout]

aight folks thanks for the talk lmao, I'm bout to hibernate

[static axle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay5cDQhUmmU

[timid hollow]

Black out, charlie dont surf, the bog, the hunt?, Death from above, war pig, shock and awe

thats act 1

[copper vapor]

meanwhile Battlefield desperate to catch up

[timid hollow]

kinda hard because i know the names in german

[copper vapor]

slapping cod mechanics to try and poach players from it

[carmine laurel]

it'd be huge if they did catch up and become actual competition

[onyx vigil]

I live in a dorm and I go to school

[carmine laurel]

but EA killed that by getting bought

[left mantle]

Battlefield fighting the axe murderer that is EA

[onyx vigil]

so no I don’t have a job or bills to pay

[copper vapor]

BF6 could have been it if they hadn't sold out to the oil princes

[static axle]

i doubt that'll change much on that area

[timid hollow]

Dont know first mission of act 2, all ghillied up, one shot one kill, heat, Sins of our fathers

[grizzled tusk]

I had the misfortune of hearing german price why does he sound like that

[copper vapor]

not immediately, but maybe a year or two down the line.

[carmine laurel]

a lot will change, but it'll happen behind closed doors and slowly

[timid hollow]

and act 3 had Ultimatum, i dont know, no fighting in the war room and game over

[copper vapor]

ah I see.

[timid hollow]

german price sounds great

but english is way better

[onyx vigil]

yeah I can’t pay 30 dollars per month for game pass it’s to much money even for me

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQDAlCnKLkQ

his voice fits

[static axle]

perhaps, this might be the greatest comeback arc or the greatest villain arc, we just have to wait and see

[copper vapor]

yup

interesting times we live in

[timid hollow]

its actually pretty nostalgic to hear it like that goddamn

[copper vapor]

actually no, it's bleak

anyway

[grizzled tusk]

Well i guess i grew up with english one so when i heard him in german my expectations were not met

[copper vapor]

elite dangerous 90% off

gonna grab odyssey dlc

and never play it

[static axle]

my man

[left mantle]

The steam tradition

[copper vapor]

I hate this tradition

[static axle]

material girl 💅 slay

[copper vapor]

but I'm afraid I got permanently burnt out of ED

I look at it and

idk

I just want to click away

[timid hollow]

Oh man watching those MW cutscenes makes me wanna play again

[copper vapor]

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG1VQj6wywY

when makarov was an actual man

[copper vapor]

got other games to play, don't want to grind my ass off in ED

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-at-you-call-of-duty-modern-warfare-iii-staring-at-you-gazing-glaring-gif-15375010163880702362

and not this

[grizzled tusk]

Silksong got me same literally playing my peak parkour slop dying light they really got it right with this one

[static axle]

i love how bo7 has nearly as much dislikes than bf 6 has likes on the trailers

[copper vapor]

I almost had a heart attack last night because of my pc

was getting extremely bad framerate drops on FFXVI and had no idea what was going on

"thankfully" reinstalling the game fixed it

was about to gunmouth

first thought was "fuck my gpu is dying"

[timid hollow]

your gpu aint dying until it overheats 3 times a week and your pc posts in safemode twice a week even tho its only thursday

i heard

[static axle]

tbh those are usually caused by everything else than gpu

which is funnier than it should be

[left mantle]

"Heard from a friend"

[grizzled tusk]

Such a bizarre friend

[timid hollow]

If i wake up to another american megatrends screen i will kick this shitbox

[copper vapor]

ye it was probably my SSD

or idk

game cache got fucky

reinstalling fixed it so I guess it was cache

[grizzled tusk]

What are the chances of your ssd being samsung 970 evo

[copper vapor]

zero

mine's the 870
And the game isn't installed on it

[static axle]

cache,storage,ram,cpu is doing something, game launched with a byte sideways in its ass, windows being windows

i installed split fiction last night at 30% it said "stopping download" downloaded everything froze my file explorer, would let steam close. had to reboot and re download and even then i got a "update files Corrupted" and still had to re download half of the game

[grizzled tusk]

Ah well i remember hearing something about samsung ssd s having problems like 4 years ago idk

[copper vapor]

peam

[static axle]

shit was so funny i actually laughed

aint like arma 3 operations file tho, tried opening it to modify it, it removed ability of running .exe files from my windows. literally had to reinstall win10 cause of arma 3 operations file

i actually cried of insanity then while reinstalling windows

desktop full of white icons, windows saying it cant ran executables. meanwhile me laughing like the hyena from lion king

[copper vapor]

actual horror story wtf

[timid hollow]

afaik there is some bullshittery to get around that, something with registrys and stuff

[static axle]

i still dont have a clue wtf actually happened, i just accepted it wiped everything with disk part to be sure and fresh installed shit, havent touched arma since

[grizzled tusk]

Well welll wellll https://youtu.be/6x-UJsXJkhQ

[timid hollow]

my dad did it without reinstalling, but it took him like a day. after that he just cancelled his arma 3 server

[static axle]

yeah the thing is i coulndt even open browser to check internet for help

[timid hollow]

my dad a real gamer btw

[static axle]

so i just did what i knew

[timid hollow]

love how aoe hd is greyed out because definitive is out

[copper vapor]

well, I only use it for backup storage. No biggie if it dies before my main storage

[timid hollow]

i love family library

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/kane-tiberium-gif-22119534

[timid hollow]

Tiberian Sun is two right?

with actual mammoths iirc

[left mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191455554577649725/1423288977640783983/image.png?ex=68dfc4a7&is=68de7327&hm=de3072690b5d2d9c81efd714e822da9735aee426e0990d57513ce46aa179a245& @frank hearth Man I need to do trials of suck my ass more (from another discord)

(Just to be clear, not mine)

[copper vapor]

"actual" mammoths, no

TibSun is the second game in the tiberium timeline, ye

[timid hollow]

i meant the walking ones

not the normal tank ones from cnc3

[copper vapor]

yes

too bad you could only have one

"hero unit" shenanigans

[leaden pilot]

behold

the weird ass room

[real aspen]

weed

[frank hearth]

tbh trials are chill as fuck once you have decent relics

and if you want to auto pilot it go ES

40K honour runs go brrrrrr

[left mantle]

Doesn't change that it's still an ass mechanic

Like its entire concept is just an ass idea

Still pissed we got cockblocked on trials of the ancients

So we had to do either sek or chaos for the 3rd ascendancy well into maps

[proven tundra]

Time to Victoria

[raven swan]

why don't i see role mentions in my notification

discord you broken piece of shit

i have to live with a (1) next to the channel name and not know what i was pinged with

[pallid sapphire]

wasnt me

[copper vapor]

search "mentions:" and your handle

it's what I have to do when I get pinged here 5 hours before I even wake up

[pallid sapphire]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[raven swan]

[pallid sapphire]

[timber oxide]

[raven swan]

[pallid sapphire]

yay gray areas full with Xenos

[copper vapor]

xenos... nauts?

[raven swan]

yall know any good games that play nicely with controller

on pc

[pallid sapphire]

2

[obsidian sun]

what the actual fuck i was gonna ask the same thing

[raven swan]

[pallid sapphire]

Armored Core

Dynasty Warriors Origins

[raven swan]

already 100%-ed, goated game

yoo steam sale is on

[obsidian sun]

@raven swan try marvels guardian of the galaxy

[raven swan]

holy shit putting off buying elite for the past year is paying off

sub dolla elite

[obsidian sun]

suprisingly good game

[raven swan]

piece of shit expansion sold for piece of shit prices

[copper vapor]

[pallid sapphire]

If theres Destiny 3 they can shove it up their greedy asses

they didnt even bother to add more Achievos

[raven swan]

it would be 2k if they didn't shit the bed after witch queen

[pallid sapphire]

i was good in PvP

its kills,how many kills in a row,multi kills,damage and effiecency in that order

i have wild screenshots

[copper vapor]

I shoulda played it before it went to shit

alas

[raven swan]

steam finally supports UPI

[pallid sapphire]

it was really good times

[raven swan]

casually the most used online payment method in the world

[pallid sapphire]

but it went to shit 4 years ago

soooooo

[raven swan]

The Pyramidion

i miss it

[pallid sapphire]

Domestic violence ?

[raven swan]

[copper vapor]

skrill issue

[raven swan]

i'm going to assume laff is trolling

[spare sparrow]

well, these immunities are really FUBAR i say

gatekeeping me from playing the game

[pallid sapphire]

Its a fact that i did

Anyway to bad Destiny 2 went shit

i wish it wasnt

Spicy loved that Garbage

Down under opinion upside down

If they make a Destiny 3 i will actualy look into it and maybe we can form an Offtopic group

That sounds like tons of fun

https://tenor.com/view/boy-fun-gif-8761386

Raiding with Offtopic

calling @broken mountain a fat retard cause he cant get the timing right

[broken mountain]

AI TOWNS IN MANOR LORDS

[broken mountain]

bro

LMAOOOO

[pallid sapphire]

that was kinda funny

coincedence

[broken mountain]

Fucking timing

I just left work

[pallid sapphire]

You got the timing right

[broken mountain]

Kino on my airpods

[copper vapor]

arrow to the head?

[raven swan]

hell yeah

[pallid sapphire]

Thats cool if they managed to finaly do that after what ? 2 or 3 years ?

[broken mountain]

I think 2

Single guy making it

[spare sparrow]

arrow to his asshole i say

[broken mountain]

So

[pallid sapphire]

WRONG

[copper vapor]

ah yes, the easy way to become immune to criticism

[pallid sapphire]

2 years and no its not a single guy for over 1 and a half year

[broken mountain]

Its a very ambitious project, so I dont mind waiting

I've been following it since 2021-22 demos so I have some of that hopium in me

[pallid sapphire]

thats from today

[broken mountain]

Also its polish, so I cant criticize it

[pallid sapphire]

thats from March

[left mantle]

Dude this was so depressing seeing one of my favorite franchises go to absolute shit.

[broken mountain]

Anyways

[pallid sapphire]

December 2024

[broken mountain]

Im going to a corner store to get something hot to snack on

Yall want anything?

[left mantle]

Got any cinnamon buns?

[timber oxide]

Yeah I want you to go get some milk

[broken mountain]

No, but I have a 3 min video scheduled for tomorrow

[pallid sapphire]

September 2024

[broken mountain]

[pallid sapphire]

Always WE

[left mantle]

Close enough

[pallid sapphire]

So he was NEVER ALONE !

stop ignoring my facts

[copper vapor]

it's him and the voices in his head

[obsidian sun]

i think that's just looking too far into it

[broken mountain]

People testing the game?

It has open beta branches

[copper vapor]

my theory is better

[obsidian sun]

true

[pallid sapphire]

nah theres an announcement that he teamed up with hooded horse and got people to work with somewhere

but im not looking that deep into it

[broken mountain]

Proof or I will disagree

[pallid sapphire]

pussy it is

[obsidian sun]

[pallid sapphire]

fucker dont change it

[broken mountain]

Aight

We meeting near the border or e-sex

[raven swan]

any elite: dangerous players in chat?

is odyssey a good buy?

[broken mountain]

Elite at doing your mom

[timber oxide]

Depends

[broken mountain]

Dangerous cause no protection

[raven swan]

so that's why she's been so happy for the past few days

thanks for keeping her company man

[timber oxide]

Sound shut the fuck up you're not cool

[broken mountain]

I explained her the whole offtopic lore

[obsidian sun]

✍️ 🔥

[broken mountain]

Ok but we still fucking?

[pallid sapphire]

We still fucking

[broken mountain]

I will ping you in advance

Ty youyou

Ily

[fluid trout]

can I watch

[timber oxide]

I personally find it cool, but I'm not 100% sure it's worth it

[torpid glacier]

We have to kill paramount. They gotta go. Papa smurf, 7 seconds after I took this screenshot, said "Now that's what I call a banger."

[broken mountain]

Kino role will be pinged if iedy wont ban me after release

[obsidian sun]

yea ik

[raven swan]

base game is 88, deluxe (includes odyssey) is 110

i can just buy the deluxe and get a massive discount overall

[pallid sapphire]

Anyway time to redownload Manor Lords after 2 years

[fluid trout]

turn papa smurf into a purple smear on the ground

[torpid glacier]

Manor lords dev says "I" when talking about progress, and "we" whenever he wants to deflect criticism and blame anyone but himself on slow progress lmao. Schrodingers solo dev.

[timber oxide]

I'd say go for it but don't blame me if you have any issues

[torpid glacier]

Are you colourblind or some shit

[raven swan]

nah its so fucking cheap i will look bad if i complain

its like 95% off

[fluid trout]

yeah what happens when you mix papa smurf's blue skin with the red when I beat his ass with a sledgehammer?

[raven swan]

mm smoothie

[torpid glacier]

That's not how colour mixing works but I like your approach

[timber oxide]

In Odyssey you can earn money by smuggling stuff on foot and ship scans don't scan your backpack

[pallid sapphire]

Except he isnt a Solo dev since he teamed up with Hooded Horse.Just as the Empire Eternal "Solo dev" that got Ressources from Microprose.

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/head-nod-slow-agree-gif-24398409

[timber oxide]

On the other hand, guards can and will scan your backpack

[left mantle]

At this price might as well

[torpid glacier]

"Teamed up" dawg, if he teamed up with hooded horse he wouldn't constantly flip between whatever is convenient.

I know he's partnered with them, but HH isn't in his dev studio making shit either.

[left mantle]

Exobio is a bank maker on first footfall, but it's something you can effectively ignore

[pallid sapphire]

And yet he gets help from them obviously

[torpid glacier]

It's manipulative. The game is fine, and I personally don't mind slow progress, but at this point just say "Yeah it's taking way too long, sorry."

[pallid sapphire]

its not like he did now

[left mantle]

The great thing about ody in elite is if you use it, and don't like it. You can fuckin ignore it.

[pallid sapphire]

And proving my point of not being a solo dev

In one

Jackpot

[torpid glacier]

My brother in christ, from your own messages.

[pallid sapphire]

Yes now read whats from today

[torpid glacier]

[pallid sapphire]

"expanding the Dev team"

[raven swan]

yeah that's what i'm doing

[oblique belfry]

woke up to see game pass users crashing xbox trying to cancel their subscriptions

[pallid sapphire]

Expanding a team means there was already a team to expand

[oblique belfry]

gamepass users are you okay

[fluid trout]

no ❤️

[left mantle]

But yeah, brass tacks if you don't like its content you are not forced to interact with it if you do not want to.

[oblique belfry]

from 15 to 30

goddamn

[timber oxide]

Are gamepass users finally opening their eyes?

[pallid sapphire]

Dont be so dead ass beat on it now.My Point is proven.

[raven swan]

its funny, gamepass didn't change much price-wise here in india, only slight increases

regional pricing ftw

[pallid sapphire]

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1363080/view/514096230384534362?l=german

read it yourself

[copper vapor]

it nearly tripled in price for me

[torpid glacier]

Lafettie. I can't tell if you're illiterate or not, but I'm literally saying there is nothing wrong with what he's doing, his inconsistency is weird and unnecessary. Yes, I saw what was posted today. Yes, I know he's expanding his team team. Christ on a bike.

[fluid trout]

was a good way for me to not get stuck playing the exact same 5 games for another year, now I have to actually bother checking what games are worth buying

[copper vapor]

only thing that bothers me is that I can't get game pass for free with microsoft points anymore

[timber oxide]

He's german, that's what's wrong

[obsidian sun]

planned all along
rise price of games
push people to subscriptions
Start squeezing

[raven swan]

it think it went up like 200 across the board

[oblique belfry]

holy shit

[pallid sapphire]

Il invade his country

[oblique belfry]

[raven swan]

ultimate whent up 300

[copper vapor]

and this change came outta nowhere with no prior announcement so I was blindsided
I woulda spent my points before this change if they weren't such assholes about it

[pallid sapphire]

Read what i pinged you on earlier

[oblique belfry]

ye

i wanted to check the prices

cuz of that

[pallid sapphire]

158% price increase for Turkey

They fucked you sideways in the ass

[obsidian sun]

i always shat on gamepass and was boo'd for it

[frail leaf]

💱 159 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr: is equal to 3.82 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[copper vapor]

boy am I glad we moved on from that yapathon about semantics

[timber oxide]

Thankfully I'm not gonna get pushed into a subscription

[frail leaf]

💱 449 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr: is equal to 10.79 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[oblique belfry]

lmao

[copper vapor]

I'm so glad I'm going to use the glad emoji

[obsidian sun]

quasimodo predicted all of this ya know

[pallid sapphire]

Its not over

[torpid glacier]

I wasn't even trying to argue pointlessly, but how tf do people complain about not listening to each other and then immediately just ignore what's being said.

[copper vapor]

[pallid sapphire]

he still typing

see

[static axle]

dont forget new xbox console prices too

[pallid sapphire]

told ya

[copper vapor]

the power to end this lies in your hands and your hands alone

[raven swan]

mbo caught on camera being glad, offtopic seeing unprecedented events this year

[oblique belfry]

"just buy game pass " users were shot by 57 times and found dead in bronx

[timber oxide]

I think I only had gamepass for a total of 3 months cause it came free with my laptop and then I cancelled

[left mantle]

Oh also servers for E:D are deploying an update in 2 minutes

[pallid sapphire]

Im german we never give up

Next Stop Poland

[oblique belfry]

[pallid sapphire]

Sex and taking it over

[obsidian sun]

you vill subscribe to 500 services
you vill eat ze bug

[timber oxide]

I didn't even play anything from the gamepass

[raven swan]

its fine, i'll install it overnight and play tomorrow

[oblique belfry]

played metro exodus / dead cells / sea of thieves / mc dungeons

[timber oxide]

Shit was useless to me

[static axle]

you used the emote to show youre

[copper vapor]

unstoppable force vs. immovable object
(in truth it's just two retards insisting on having the last word on the most pointless debate this chat has seen this year)

[raven swan]

i bet they'll be seeing a decent player influx too because of the sale

[timber oxide]

Hey look, all the games that I either own or don't care about

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/grok-grok-ai-grok-meme-grok-coin-grok-crypto-gif-17839517541908539590

[copper vapor]

I played some gucci games via game pass, like Lies of Peak

[timber oxide]

Ew ai slop

[copper vapor]

and Grounded

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/update-update-is-free-gif-16672591338773869734

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbudaoDh3pU

@sour rivet

ice and fire 2

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-cancelled-gif-9661562198263154049

[raven swan]

also apparently they're chaning the name of xbox live gold to gamepass too

[obsidian sun]

watch the people being mad will surmount to nothing like always

and retards will still buy it anyways

[copper vapor]

yup

I'm waiting for the excuse they'll have for the ticket I opened yesterday

asking about getting game pass with ms points

[timber oxide]

Let them buy it, let the price go up again so that I can justify my crusade against subscriptions even more

[raven swan]

people who're not short on cash will definitely buy but the budget pupulace that usually buys consoles won't

their cancel sub page crashed after the news of the price hike

[obsidian sun]

cod is the perfect example
it's the punching bad
but it's number 10 in steam sales for preorders alone

[pallid sapphire]

i mean their website crashed cause a ton of people wanted to refund and cancel services

[static axle]

[pallid sapphire]

But your probably right

[obsidian sun]

they will circle back

[static axle]

from 499 launch price to 649 for the x

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

holy shit

[copper vapor]

we even had some senseless cod hating earlier

[copper vapor]

fuck is this

[raven swan]

though, series s on the used market is best console deal you can get hands down

right next to ps4 pro

[copper vapor]

well there goes my plans on buying an xbox lul

[oblique belfry]

very popular minecraft mod

[timber oxide]

Cod hating is always welcome in this household

[obsidian sun]

i wouldn't say the hating is the bad part
it's the hypocrisy of buying it anyways
jarvis play the definition of insanity

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[copper vapor]

sure
just don't be senseless

lots of valid criticism

[raven swan]

"it's the hypocrisy of buying it anyways"
you bought the console, what are you gonna do? cut on groceries to buy a 80-90 dolla game? or pay 30 for a month when the game you want is on the pass then dip

[obsidian sun]

don't be a retard

shrimple as

[timber oxide]

I have a valid cod criticism and it's just 2 words

[static axle]

655 for cheapest selling series x for me

[timber oxide]

Fortnite 2

[raven swan]

throw pyr into a volcano: the game

[obsidian sun]

it's one thing to buy
it's another to be mad about it then buy it anyways

[oblique belfry]

cod is worse because you cant even see your skin unless you execute someone

[copper vapor]

why the fuck is the 1TB version cheaper than the 0.5TB version

[obsidian sun]

ssd i guess

[copper vapor]

and uh

[raven swan]

stock clearance

[copper vapor]

it's cheaper than the ps5

[oblique belfry]

ps5 has no games

xbox has no gamez

go buy pc

[copper vapor]

pc has no games

[obsidian sun]

one game i don't know why

[raven swan]

best console to buy is the ps4 pro

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1JEmnTjdyA

[static axle]

they both 512gb

[timber oxide]

Fortnite is stupid (complimentary) while cod is stupid (derogatory)

[oblique belfry]

reason to buy pc : can buy indies

[obsidian sun]

you get free games

[copper vapor]

lol whoops

this fucking filter

[static axle]

only shit that runs on your potat

[oblique belfry]

hate can you stop with the fucking slander every. single. fucking. day.

[raven swan]

800 dollar for a competent pc (that wont be invalidated in the next 2 years)

[oblique belfry]

are you not bored

[static axle]

i think 1 is digital and 1 has dvd drive from those two

[obsidian sun]

slop is better than other slop

[oblique belfry]

[raven swan]

doge you know what we gaming on

i5 4th gen, 8 gigs of ddr3

🗿

[oblique belfry]

[pallid sapphire]

reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnyXgdvAXqg

[left mantle]

ultra-high end pc

[obsidian sun]

holy fuck what a throwback

[copper vapor]

series S 1 tb

[timber oxide]

Like at the very fucking least, Fortnite was never a "serious shooter" so adding literally everyone to it doesn't ruin anything, it just enforces the fact that it's a silly little game

[real aspen]

warframe still not updated

[copper vapor]

series X

[real aspen]

killing rebecca rn

[copper vapor]

more than twice as expensive

[static axle]

slight mark up

[slim magnet]

10 mil peso

[copper vapor]

glorpshit central

[obsidian sun]

it's slop by definition
it's like when you mix all your playdough and get a grey blob

[copper vapor]

robux*

[pallid sapphire]

@frozen void next time you make music at least get the text right

[marsh cargo]

Fio preto

[copper vapor]

I can't log in to that store website

[pallid sapphire]

[copper vapor]

to check how much I paid for the ps5

[timber oxide]

Hey look it's sparter

[copper vapor]

it's asking for facial verification

[raven swan]

so cooked that the xbox isn't even available online here

[copper vapor]

I don't have a webcam on my pc

[raven swan]

only in stores

[marsh cargo]

Yes I live

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brick-fast-brick-throw-dead-af-gif-18208531324542038920

[slim magnet]

dude every time i hear royalty free free jazz on any youtube video i just can't not be instantly reminded of spoonkid

[rocky turtle]

[raven swan]

i thought the cat was going to throw a brick at me

[copper vapor]

was it you that told me about the amen break some time ago?

there's a song in FFXVI that uses it

[left mantle]

Unsurprising

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-throwing-brick-brick-cat-gif-9142560192559212520

[fervent otter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-1qQbl00bw
ALL MY RED ORCHESTRA/RISING STORM HOMIES GET HYPED, WE ARE SO BACK

[marsh cargo]

[rocky turtle]

BIG FAT TACOS BIG FAT TACOSBIG FAT TACOS

[copper vapor]

BIG FAT TACOS FOR ME
FAT TACOS FOR ME
FAT TACOS FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[marsh cargo]

TACOS

[copper vapor]

it's unironically my favorite song from ARR tho

[rocky turtle]

bahumut theme is good but it dont have big fat tacos

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv_klDrSwMU

HOW VERY GLIB.

SUCH DEVASTATION

I'm a sucker for videogame concerts

went to the first Video Games Live here in Brazil

(it fell off hard over the years tho)

[rocky turtle]

https://youtu.be/63eYyhpW1Bo i like that version too but its not from arr

[copper vapor]

Eorzean Symphony is always a treat

and the genshin impact concerts

are also peam

[marsh cargo]

https://youtu.be/r6D8EUUV448?si=Xoz5HOwSIiPQxTWX
Mandatory

[copper vapor]

ah ye the ruby weapon theme

[copper vapor]

HOW VERY CRINGE

JSAÇDLKFSAKÇLDF

[rocky turtle]

https://youtu.be/sKswcDG9cA4 yeap but emerald weapons is banger

[copper vapor]

best shadowbringers theme for me is, strangely enough, the normal battle theme

rencounter

[uneven sapphire]

[copper vapor]

I just love the guitar in that

[uneven sapphire]

Kitty solos

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

yea that machine is 100% gonna break

[pallid sapphire]

WTF IS WITH THAT COLOUR

[copper vapor]

no man's sky update?

[pallid sapphire]

its VonBiomes mod but still

The last official update fucked up colours

[left mantle]

i could see it

[pallid sapphire]

MAchine guns are to bright,Snow is ULTRA BRIGHT

[marsh cargo]

It's peak I tell you

[slim magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/nonomi-blue-archive-nonomi-blue-archive-plush-fumo-gif-9114083724767754225

[copper vapor]

Gaius 5 min later

[rocky turtle]

its funny how they washed lahabrea in endwalker

[marsh cargo]

Gaius should have turned into the garlemald emperor

[copper vapor]

in Hades EX when Lahabrea and Igeyohrm appear we say Laha-ice and Ige-fire to make it easier to handle their mechanics

[uneven sapphire]

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

the entire pandaemonium storyline was 🤮 imo

but then again

I had enough of ascians way back in shadowbringers

[rocky turtle]

whole storyline of pandemonium was like

[marsh cargo]

Everyone has

[rocky turtle]

MY WIFE IS EVIL

KILL HER

[copper vapor]

yoship hasn't

can't wait for an ascian to appear in tural

[static axle]

hold up, anno 1800 has coop

[rocky turtle]

good thing im not playing FFXIV anymore

[copper vapor]

me neither

[marsh cargo]

Grim fandango reappears
Again

[left mantle]

my favorite movie

[static axle]

@frank hearth coop anno 1800 when?

[copper vapor]

I just farm tomestones for my wife's character

and don't give a shit about story anymore

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

I gear up her jobs so she can do whatever shitty msq and events she wants without having to worry about gear

[marsh cargo]

Endwalker really was the clock off point for alot of people

[left mantle]

allagan tombstones of boredom

[slim magnet]

i was finally mustering up the will to get out of bed and my cat comes rushing in into my bedroom and lies down on top of me purring

can't win

[copper vapor]

eh the combat is fun, I like it. Kinda stale at this point but I like pressing the shiny icons and seeing six digits pop out on the screen

[rocky turtle]

it was dawntrail for me

[copper vapor]

midwalker

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-making-biscuits-kneading-knead-making-biscuits-kitty-gif-15464770834557119075

[rocky turtle]

yeah but gearing is literally

have fun tho

[copper vapor]

did someone mention cats

[marsh cargo]

I did enjoy it quite a bit even if some sections were straight up ass

[copper vapor]

eh. it's such a braindead activity.
it's kind of my comfort game nowadays lol

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

only parts of the story I know is what my wife told me
emo bird wants to end existence because of the boring fucking cliché that "life is suffering"

and ofc the "final battle" with zenos

A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzdrSrlmDf4

[marsh cargo]

Nah it's not that
It's just entropy

[rocky turtle]

I HAVE YOU

[frank hearth]

[copper vapor]

birb was accelerating entropy with the song of oblivion thing

instead of letting it run its course naturally

so ofc we have to go kill a cosmic horror

ANYWAY

I don't have the url for it now
but I saw a video of that end cutscene with Zenos vs. the WOL

where the WOL was a min height lalafell

[static axle]

compete on who makes the more slaved city or some shit

[copper vapor]

it's a hilarious cutscene

[static axle]

add sound and the town would be shaped like a swastika

[copper vapor]

the WOL is the size of Zenos's closed fist

so when zenos punches the wol

he punches the entire lala

it's so silly

[marsh cargo]

Well you asked for that for picking a lala

[copper vapor]

I didn't pick

it was a video

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

you'd have to point a gun at my mother to maybe make me play a lala

and that's still a maybe

[rocky turtle]

lalafell WoL turns all MSFQ in comedy

[marsh cargo]

I'm just
Generic lizard player

[copper vapor]

ye wife's an au'ra

I'm generic hyur

[rocky turtle]

espesially it funny when zenos takes your body and just grins

[copper vapor]

actually

not generic

cause I'm bald

[rocky turtle]

Gerolt then

[copper vapor]

unfortunately, by pure coincidence I did pick Gerolt's face

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

no beard tho

but it's aight

gerolt's one of the good ones

one day I'll help him break free of Rowena's debt

oh wait I won't

[rocky turtle]

our guy gonna be in her deb till FFXIV die

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA9VPBEMx5E

[thick plover]

hello

[broken mountain]

Do I look like a nazi to you?

[thick plover]

[broken mountain]

I despise them

[thick plover]

im online now

hello humans

[static axle]

i mean you got hitler from villain and keep posting him so

[carmine laurel]

[static axle]

anyways time to replay split fiction with friend

[broken mountain]

"keep posting him"

[oblique belfry]

@green granite @oak magnet

@timid hollow

[copper vapor]

speaking of FFXIV, it's almost time for roulette reset

[carmine laurel]

a battlemech on Pandora

watch out for navi

[copper vapor]

the liyue concert

all of them, really

[rocky turtle]

20 minutes

[copper vapor]

but the liyue concert is my favorite

[carmine laurel]

the most recent one for Nod Krai was insane

[copper vapor]

depending on wait times and the shitty group I get, if I queue now I might finish the dungeon after the reset

[carmine laurel]

this game looks so fire each time I see it

[copper vapor]

split on that thang fiction

[uneven sapphire]

[rocky turtle]

[carmine laurel]

is it called silksong because that one little dude sings?

[static axle]

its just game of quessing the reference

from halo red vs blue to megaman etc

good game with friend

[pallid sapphire]

SingSong

[copper vapor]

time for me to post goon

a rare moment, indeed

[pallid sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029441010222248109/1407684599534063717/rT8R62F.webp

[carmine laurel]

where did you get this portrait of me

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/clive-clive-clive-gif-27314638

also one of my favorite pieces of art of all time:

[oblique belfry]

will he survive

[copper vapor]

uh oh

I lagged

[slim magnet]

how the fuck did windows break the blue light filter

it gets "disabled" after every reboot

in quotation marks because it's always enabled but it only takes effect if the screen options menu is open

[uneven sapphire]

Small indie company

[blazing maple]

gm chat

[slim magnet]

and i'm too used to the sepia filter

[marsh cargo]

Piss filter

[uneven sapphire]

Gm amantha

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

hi sam

gm

[marsh cargo]

Sam lives

[frank hearth]

2 victory

[oblique belfry]

he did indeed survive

YOU CAN BLOCK WITH BLACK COAT ?

friendship ended with aspect of megea
black coat is once again my friend now

im sorry i doubted you

what the fuck 3 ares boons

[frank hearth]

Ares is in this fucking game

was wandering where mans was

[oblique belfry]

of course

I FORGOT TO GIVE NECTAR TO SOMEONE I HAVENT TALKED TO

goddammit

[broken mountain]

Nectar?

The juice of the gods?

[oblique belfry]

yes

[broken mountain]

I thought Hades was just a name

[oblique belfry]

no

game is all about greek gods

[broken mountain]

Didnt expect it to be about greek mythology lol

[oblique belfry]

and family desputes

[broken mountain]

I actually have zero clue what hades is about

Like

Not a single spoiler

Not a single name

I dont even know what genre it is lmfao

[oblique belfry]

roguelike

[broken mountain]

ah

[frank hearth]

Fixing family problems one patricide at a time

[broken mountain]

It looked like poe2

[marsh cargo]

Isometric is just poelike now

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

[frank hearth]

whats the max amount of Death Defiance you get get to this game?

[oblique belfry]

hm

from what i can guess 5

[frank hearth]

i could see meme builds to have Chronos commit suicide at the end

[broken mountain]

Tf

[oblique belfry]

olympus final boss

[broken mountain]

Can you free prometheus?

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

who tf do you even play as

[frank hearth]

i have been to the surface one so far

[frank hearth]

Zagreus in the first game

[oblique belfry]

hades 1 = zagreus
hades 2 = melinöe

[frank hearth]

Both being Children of Hades

[blazing maple]

mf it's called HADES

[oblique belfry]

and hades being the son of chronos

[blazing maple]

he was very funny for this

"Woah you transitioned? Congrats on getting hotter!"

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

not the dong again

[frank hearth]

IS THIS ACTUALLY WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE IN 2

[oblique belfry]

yep

[broken mountain]

Hotline miami aint about suicide hotlines 😭

[blazing maple]

hell yeah

he slutted it up more

[frank hearth]

19 inches of wine daddy

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/glitter-limbus-company-don-quixote-project-moon-gif-27681412

[copper vapor]

he's a shower

[blazing maple]

his stem + grapes concealed inside

[copper vapor]

not a grower

[blazing maple]

he's a drinker actually

[copper vapor]

I know hades 1 has an athena build where you can kill hades by doing nothing

[oblique belfry]

dont spoil too much for him he still hasn't gone to the surface yet

[copper vapor]

the luigi approach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Uo3ZA96IWU

[frank hearth]

does the surface also have 4 zones

[sour rivet]

No gm back killin myself 😔

[oblique belfry]

yes

[oblique belfry]

we are talking about dionysus dong shut up

[frank hearth]

also give me back my glock mortar bitch

[sour rivet]

:(

Gae

[oblique belfry]

she took the adamant rail and left

[blazing maple]

get with the times bird

we're talking about hot greek people

[sour rivet]

Sam

Blow up

[blazing maple]

anyway sometimes I get stunlocked looking at Nemesis jawline and sighing dreamily while twirling my hair and giggling

[oblique belfry]

canon

[frank hearth]

Peak

[oblique belfry]

r e a l

im so curious

about this year's goty

[copper vapor]

"Fight me for real, damn you"
"no"

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

And this years winner isssss BORDERLANDS 4 (they did the most advertising)

[oblique belfry]

meanwhile dying light the beast releasing trailer every single day :

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-suit-ronaldo-ronaldo-celebration-ronaldo-thanks-thanks-gif-26215941

gearbox cannot buy the award

[copper vapor]

or something worse

[oblique belfry]

which game is the closest to AAA franchises

has a budget of AAA's

exp 33 ?

[copper vapor]

e33 is technically indie

[oblique belfry]

i meant the budget

[sour rivet]

What was that shitty gta clone that came out tbis yeat again

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

Mind somth

[oblique belfry]

the um

ye

"gta killer"

[copper vapor]

mindseye

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

Yea

Mindseye goty

[copper vapor]

what

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/mura_arts/status/1973765823593636172 Uploaded 10 minutes ago. I manifested it

🌈Mura🌈 (@mura_arts)

How to flirt with your local deity 🐸
#melnem #Hades2 https://t.co/fbGrPzTp2v

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 2, 2025, 3:03 PM

[oblique belfry]

what

[copper vapor]

it turned from negative to very positive

[oblique belfry]

something is off

[sour rivet]

Yoink

[oblique belfry]

ALSO

BIRB

I DIDNT KNOW YOU CAN BLOCK SHIT USING BLACK COAT OMEGA ATTACK

JUST LIKE THE SHIELD IN HADES 1

[sour rivet]

Yeah

[oblique belfry]

friendship started once again with black coat

[broken mountain]

It looks like it consists of pure balls and no meat

[sour rivet]

Oh no the sam rwt notifs are rolling in

[oblique belfry]

it begins

[copper vapor]

long-ass positive review

[broken mountain]

Mindseye?

[copper vapor]

yea

and the guy gives the game a 6.5

[broken mountain]

Lmaooo

Knew it

[copper vapor]

ofc you knew it

it's WRITTEN ON THE IMAGE

[oblique belfry]

who do we go for

[broken mountain]

tell me im blind

[broken mountain]

this image has it

[rocky turtle]

poseidon good for omega special attack if u using coat

id say BiS

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

#╟❓general-offtopic message nvm u got hera already

[oblique belfry]

ye

[frank hearth]

you got poseidons double reward stuff yet

[oblique belfry]

nope

[frank hearth]

might be the play to look for it

[oblique belfry]

could be useful too

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

poseidon it is

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

the only thing i want from demeter is the magick gain

i love her magick gain boon

[carmine laurel]

steam has down vote protection

[rocky turtle]

hera magick gain was the best in EA
and it got nerfed

still good

[carmine laurel]

if a flood of bad reviews get done too quickly, the publisher can flag reviews as unrelated to real issues

which keeps them to read, but removes them from the overall score

[copper vapor]

now I wanna know which review is true:
the negative review saying you can't drive off and explore
or the positive review saying that driving around town is fun

[oblique belfry]

doesn't it cuck you after many uses though

[broken mountain]

https://youtu.be/WVo3RFvddnk?si=xgRicMcrJMWeaJKJ

[oblique belfry]

like doesn't it just prime your entire magick bar

after some time

fack

[oblique belfry]

does ocean swell trigger on every omega rocket damage

lets find out

[rocky turtle]

take it

its good

[rocky turtle]

bro it reset after each fight

[oblique belfry]

no i know that

im talking about during boss fights

n such

[rocky turtle]

never happend to me

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

because u need a shit build to cuck uself

i usually do runs in 15 -18 minutes

[copper vapor]

ok

[oblique belfry]

hm

[copper vapor]

this one hits kinda close to home

[oblique belfry]

man i was gonna take magick gain

boon upgrade my beloved

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1973077339157192769

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

First look at Hawk Tuah Girl in Glen Powell’s new comedy series ‘CHAD POWERS’

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 30, 2025, 5:27 PM

[oblique belfry]

it doesn't

wtf already ?

[sour rivet]

@rocky turtle

[rocky turtle]

u basically need 1 boon from two gods to get duo but they should be specific(not always)

[oblique belfry]

well that was easy

[sour rivet]

yoooo

https://tenor.com/view/okaycool-chillware-payday-rich-gaming-gif-21595531

[oblique belfry]

will still not make me use that horrendous launcher

[rocky turtle]

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/Wario64/status/1973444801828634800

Wario64 (@Wario64)

Megabonk is $8.49 on Steam https://buff.ly/LrA0FJL

Deck verified

posting this again cause intro sale ends tomorrow and this game is a good time https://t.co/TORiBtVZ8E

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 1, 2025, 5:48 PM

[copper vapor]

half my friendlist is playing that

[blazing maple]

it's good

vampire survivors x risk of rain 2

[copper vapor]

I never got the appeal of vampire survivors or its clones

[sour rivet]

i watched some gameplay of it but it kinda seems

eh

[blazing maple]

i like the skateboarding skeleton who gets faster the higher lvl you are and more dmg the faster you're moving

teleport across the map with speed to nuke everything

also music is good

[sour rivet]

i didnt hear any of it

[blazing maple]

i could stream it if you're curious

[sour rivet]

shureg

[blazing maple]

I can't understand it, must be some kind of elvish

[oblique belfry]

@frank hearth

[frank hearth]

[raven swan]

Thank you for the brick, I needed that

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

[carmine laurel]

gooner in chief is projecting

[rocky turtle]

[raven swan]

Me

[raven swan]

So cute

[oblique belfry]

[frozen void]

I spawned near the power station, heart already pounding like a scav’s shotgun. The Goon Poster—rumor had it, this rare piece of Interchange memorabilia was tucked away somewhere in the mall, a trophy for only the boldest PMCs. My intel from X posts pointed to the back of the IDEA store, but Tarkov’s a cruel mistress, and nothing’s ever that simple.I crept along the outer edge of the map, sticking to the shadows of the parking lot. The distant crack of gunfire echoed from Oli—probably some poor soul getting clapped by Killa. No time for detours. I slipped through the side entrance near Goshan, ears straining for footsteps. The mall was eerily quiet, save for the hum of flickering fluorescents.Inside IDEA, I hugged the shelves, scanning for loot. A couple of screws and a pack of nails went into my bag—might as well make some roubles. Then, I heard it: heavy boots stomping near the cash registers. I froze, crouched behind a display of discount lamps. A scav muttered something in Russian, probably cursing his empty vodka bottle. I waited, breath held, until he shuffled off toward Kiba.The backroom was my target. X users swore the poster could spawn on a bulletin board near the storage area. I moved slow, checking corners like my life depended on it—because it did. The board was there, pinned with random papers: a grocery list, a scav’s love letter, but no Goon Poster. My heart sank. Was the intel bunk?

Then, a faint glow caught my eye. Behind a crate, tucked under a pile of cardboard, was a pristine poster: Knight, Big Pipe, and Birdeye staring back like they knew I was out of my depth. Jackpot. I shoved it into my secure container, adrenaline spiking. This thing was worth more than a full Bitcoin on the flea market.

Of course, Tarkov doesn’t let you win that easy. A burst of gunfire erupted outside—full-auto, probably an AK-105. I peeked through the door. Two PMCs were duking it out near the escalators, spraying bullets like they were watering a garden. No way I was getting involved with my budget VPO. I backtracked, aiming for the hole-in-the-wall extract by the parking garage.

Halfway there, a scav popped out from behind a mannequin, blasting me with a Toz. My PACA ate the buckshot, but my arm was blacked out. I returned fire, two .366 rounds to his chest, and he dropped like a sack of potatoes. No time to loot—I could hear footsteps closing in. I popped a painkiller and sprinted, the poster burning a hole in my container.The extract was in sight. No campers, thank God. I slid into the hole, the green timer ticking down like a heartbeat. As the screen faded to black, I exhaled. The Goon Poster was mine.Post-Raid:Survived: Barely
Loot: Goon Poster, some screws, and a scav’s broken dreams
Kills: 1 scav
Status: Arm’s busted, but my ego’s intact

[oblique belfry]

2 parter wtf

[slim magnet]

are these by any chance from the roleplay channel?

honest question

[frozen void]

the what now

[wild vortex]

our roleplay channel?

[slim magnet]

the old rp channel

[frozen void]

miss momopate please behave

we do not dwell in such memories

[slim magnet]

it was filled with tarkov posts

[frozen void]

no it was filled with stalker stories that ended in porn

always

[oblique belfry]

what

[slim magnet]

yeah that too

that or tarkov posts

[pallid sapphire]

Papa Iedy tell us the old tales

[frozen void]

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