╟❓general-offtopic

[timid hollow]

normally i dont, but would i have reloaded after the first enemy, i would have died at the second

and 20 bullets are like 2 seconds of firetime with val

[arctic flicker]

https://youtu.be/iV8lE08wGoE?si=VoYa1XvdLiuQelGS

[static axle]

even tho pve it still needs wipes, doesnt really have shit to after you finish all the quests and shit

[copper vapor]

it's understandable but I'm not a fan

iirc tarky pve has optional wipe

you choose if you want to wipe or not

[thorn gate]

sorry guys, wasnt there a option to remove wall supports before?

for hideout furniture walls

[static axle]

but tarkovs pve works differently too

and i think it has wipes too if big enough update

[arctic flicker]

https://discordapp.com/channels/912320241713958912/1029824156289732649
this aint the place for stalker

[static axle]

if it didnt have a wipe there would be no reason for me to play rn. just run new pois with maxed out gear?

[copper vapor]

I mean

to me there's no reason to grind for maxed out gear if I'm not gonna use it

[static axle]

i hit maxxed out gear about 2/3rd through the quests last wipe. so atleast its balanced

once you learn nothing just didnt beat a 16" m4 with a razor scope you just kinda dont need the rest of guns you get later on not sure if its still as op but i think svd(if it has extended mag) or the .300blk will most def be new op guns this wipe

all depends how easy it is to get ammo tho since last wipe 556 ap was super easy to farm from fort.

[leaden pilot]

@pallid sapphire THE SITE I USED TO WATCH BRIDGERTON GOT TAKEN DOWN FML

[olive coral]

They didnt

I think it will be optimal on 1.0

[copper vapor]

I've been feeling that pain in ABI
I've been finding tier 4 ammo... for calibers I don't use
I'm saving them up and then eventually I might buy their guns but who knows

I got some tier 4 .338 rounds and 9x39

[hexed kernel]

omg hai

[copper vapor]

heck even some tier 4 shotgun slugs

[pallid sapphire]

[leaden pilot]

hai trienqerer hows you

[copper vapor]

haha no more bri'ish fat lady getting laid more often than half this server for you

[leaden pilot]

i was just about tos chleep

[olive coral]

Another 5 will take its place

[leaden pilot]

:(

[hexed kernel]

the horrors are endless but we stay silly

[leaden pilot]

my condolences, have an asgorified version of my stag in these trying times

I still need to play undertale LOL

[hexed kernel]

bro is thick

[static axle]

you just domed npc's in the fort, every third had a 556 ak with m855a1 (the better ap) you got like 90 from a guy, in the end i had enough ammo saved up that i didnt even loot unless my pocket stack ran dry

[timid hollow]

there is no better feeling

[static axle]

18" barrel was loot only but marginally better than 16" so in the end it was better to just buy new 16" rather than loot boss for used 18" barrel

sometimes you hit the jackpot and got kitted out m4 from UN box with razor and shit and 60 round mag, ended up having like 25-30 of those in stash

[timid hollow]

[marsh cargo]

[static axle]

hmmm is seee

[olive coral]

!autism

[solid sundial]

⠀

[static axle]

is this tarkov svd gaming arc all over again

[hexed kernel]

svd gaming arc?

[static axle]

svd used to be kinda op in tarky at point

so you saw it everywhere

and gzw added svd this patch and it also has big mag for it

[arctic flicker]

using the svd like a battle rifle with sniper ammo

[static axle]

[arctic flicker]

seen enough clips of people getting domed by a single svd shot

[broken mountain]

first time I see it in use

❤️

[static axle]

gzw doesnt have stock options and shit for svd so it might not be as popular. but 300blk will be for sure

[hexed kernel]

i don't trust this devilish contraption

it lies to me

i wants me to feel safe

[copper vapor]

that sounds... broken

the first of our 4 failed raids last night was potentially the best we had

we killed a solo guy wearing tier 4 armor, his helmet even had a ballistic face shield

and he had a kitted out M16

[broken mountain]

well shit

the cooking is officially starting

[copper vapor]

but then as we were moving to extract we ran into a full squad of guys also kitted out with tier 4 gear, good guns and AP ammo

they even grenaded the shit outta us

[static axle]

not really, most of them had near max tier bodyarmor and either had 545 ap ak's or 7.62 ap ak's or in my case 556 for ammo

[little depot]

stag

[static axle]

sometimes bosses have kitted guns too bad you cant kit out the parts that matter in ak's so they most of the time just for money like 545 ap ak fun, too bad the barrel so short you cant hit shit

[copper vapor]

we learned to farm the boss in Valley (2nd map in ABI)

he always drops a kitted out AKS-74U with tier 4 or even tier 5 ammo

and 3 60rd mags

it's a shitton of expensive ammo

and he also drops a G18C (the full auto glock) with drum mag

[static axle]

thats one of the guns fort boss might have, i mean its good for cqc, but i rather have my 1 tap m4 over an auto ak

[copper vapor]

TRIGGER DISCIPLINE, Agent Scully.

[copper vapor]

with this tier 4 ammo, the AK is also a onetap just slap a low power scope and have fun

speaking of Imma do a quick scav run

[static axle]

it is in gzw too, too bad its not accurate at all long range

you either fight npc's close enough that they shred you, far enough that they miss or far enough their detection ai just breaks and they stare at you

i rather have the last 2 than the first one

[proven tundra]

Had some garlic shrimp nigiri chat

[static axle]

garlic bread at home dude? hell yeah

[proven tundra]

Wuh

[static axle]

banana bread meme

[hexed kernel]

hii :3

[static axle]

i have chimken titties in fridge and some bread for them

[zealous depot]

[hexed kernel]

haii

[zealous depot]

[proven tundra]

[hexed kernel]

i just saw something run across that ridge

please help me

[proven tundra]

Rip

[timid hollow]

thats gonna be my new thing

mucho knife kills

[oblique belfry]

puffy hair

[uneven sapphire]

[proven tundra]

Nice work Maru

[uneven sapphire]

Had to cut short my run today

[oblique belfry]

@static axle @frank hearth

try it before its fixed

[uneven sapphire]

People decided that it’s a good idea to walk their dogs off leash on a trail

[frank hearth]

hold the fuck up me and one of my friends dropped that shit yesterday

[oblique belfry]

[proven tundra]

[broken mountain]

jfc

screenshotting for 30 minutes now

[frank hearth]

also why is chronos such a fucking whore

[oblique belfry]

sound where was our kino you promised us last night

[proven tundra]

Oooh Bluetooth headphones are here

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

I am getting banned after this one so get ready

[proven tundra]

[broken mountain]

[copper vapor]

damn

[uneven sapphire]

[broken mountain]

will be reuploaded in retard

[copper vapor]

helmets do full head protection in ABI even if the face is exposed

[oblique belfry]

nooo

do it here

[broken mountain]

reuploaded

retard

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nope-no-way-noo-absolutely-not-gif-20244171

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

cause my friend plays that build, and i know how broken it is cause i played with him

[frank hearth]

god i hate him so much already

[oblique belfry]

johnny bravo

[hexed kernel]

why the scales

i mean uhhh...

[frank hearth]

more like johnny turbo twink

[copper vapor]

why do I need a multimeter to craft ammo

[oblique belfry]

imma do hades 2 now as well

[timid hollow]

[copper vapor]

wtf cable and a hard drive?

A CLOCK?!

[frank hearth]

you beat chronos yet

[oblique belfry]

2 times

mf is still hard tho

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

not as hard as olympus though

you'll see what i mean if you do reach that part

[frank hearth]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS FUCK IS BACK

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/XYpG5SRzQag?si=WyD-BvbUSCt61K9Q

Holy shit

astronomical recommend from youtube

[rocky turtle]

[hexed kernel]

hii

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJF38FMsuGE

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvb6b-9vq2U

👀 👀

@sour rivet

[zealous depot]

[manic lily]

Anyone played DayZ modded pve servers? It's on sale and it seems to scratch the same itch as Stalker. What are your experiences?

[thick plover]

how it feels to have homemade chicken tenders and eat them

https://tenor.com/view/flying-gif-20721505

[rocky turtle]

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/3PDpkU388Dc?si=nW6wup541zCmBKwN @rocky turtle @thick plover @zealous depot @oblique belfry @timid hollow

Lowkey one of the coolest and peakest parts of mankind divided

Now I want to replay it

[thick plover]

i never played any deux ex game

[rocky turtle]

maybe u should try getting a job

[copper vapor]

that was terrible

[rocky turtle]

[hexed kernel]

why are you locked in the bathroom

[thick plover]

i dun wanna they arent gonna pay me shit

[real aspen]

they'll pay you in actual shit

[rocky turtle]

u talking to me?

[slim blaze]

Damn, what's this guy's name? I can't tell

[pallid sapphire]

SoundShitEy

[static axle]

@proven tundra forgot i had a chimken risotto bag, now we eating chimken risotto and bread

[hexed kernel]

i'm staying here until sunrise

[slim blaze]

One more joins votv

[proven tundra]

Fuck yeah

[proven tundra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376364712260009994/1420244810308255806/Screenshot_20250923_191421_TikTok.jpg?ex=68de94cd&is=68dd434d&hm=3f6a99c2cc655601125a2c7b4c74d9253c3ba3d255cc34d88e0fe3504dcdd1ef&

[hexed kernel]

i'm considring dropping it because i'm very scared :(

i saw something move on my way to this generator

and i don't want to go back to the base

[proven tundra]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6LKaJ1J1jjBIsYLAo3nRDw?si=SZ8Zv_rYSbadKWRB74DYpA

Pog song

[slim blaze]

pussy

open the door

Don't be scared

[hexed kernel]

uhhh oops

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/greetings-salutations-hello-chat-hi-chat-good-morning-gif-5193914066276101089

[hexed kernel]

hii :3

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

[hexed kernel]

alright fine i can do it

just a quick jog

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/nazrin-hello-oomfie-touhou-gif-8515570824462398122

[copper vapor]

one thing I'm not sure I like in ABI

is you can't slow down to a crawl and move in complete silence like you can in tarkov

even with light armor and not carrying a lot of shit, you activate the 'sneaking' toggle to move super slow... but you still make noise

[oblique belfry]

same

also why that nickname ?

[copper vapor]

I guess it's balanced since being totally silent is a huge advantage I guess
but then again you're moving extremely slow

[real aspen]

call in an airstrike so they cant hear your footsteps over the explosions (or on account of being dead)

[hexed kernel]

uhhhh

oh wait that's my blood

nevermind

[real aspen]

what a fucking coincidence, i just noticed blood on my teacup and turns out it's mine

[copper vapor]

(I'd recommend for both of you to play deus ex human revolution and mankind divided

the original is kinda dated but hella worth it if you can deal with the old design
ppl love shittalking deus ex 2 invisible war but I never played it so I dunno if it's as bad as ppl say )

[real aspen]

dunno how i got cut

or how i didnt notice it earlier

[hexed stag]

Fellas

[copper vapor]

excellent idea sab, thanks

[real aspen]

no problem

[hexed stag]

new Technology Connections video

[real aspen]

connecting my technology rn

[obsidian sun]

stole my joke

kys

[copper vapor]

time for another scav run on valley

try to kill the boss and walk out with >500k worth thanks to his spiffy guns

yay I'm pedro pascal again

[real aspen]

damn

serbs gonna flock to his channel now

[copper vapor]

are serbs birds to flock anywhere

[static axle]

spicy fajita creamy chimken risotto is a success now excuse imma go be fat

[rocky turtle]

valley

[copper vapor]

I don't like it either

[real aspen]

uhhh im out of date with eastern European stuff, are serbs ones that steal catalytic converters?

[copper vapor]

but I never met the Farm boss

and I know the Valley boss has good loot

[thick plover]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[teal spade]

@proven tundra

[thick plover]

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

google his spawn points duh

[copper vapor]

I've fully explored Farm, I know where he spawns

I just never find him

meanwhile, in Valley I always find the boss at the villa

every raid I do there, I find him

k reached the villa, a player was here

a player IS here.

[hexed kernel]

what a nice and wholesome video. i wonder who might have posted it

[teal spade]

I did

clearly

[oak magnet]

guys

im making

chow mein

[timid hollow]

chow mein penits

[copper vapor]

that's probably painful, why would you want that

[timid hollow]

scientific purposes

[oak magnet]

its good

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1335411091597037598/SPOILER_SPOILER_4x.gif

[oak magnet]

cock chewa

[teal spade]

spit on that thang

[oak magnet]

chew on that thang*

always sunny reference

kaip tu bičiulį

[teal spade]

I have no clue what that is

as norm

suda malu kaip visad

[timid hollow]

Jaja Kartoffelsalat

[obsidian sun]

zebi 🥀

[thick plover]

copied

the wrong thing

fucking discord is ass

wait nvm I didnt

WAIT DISCORD IS REALLY ASS

I CLICK THE LINKED MESSAGE AND IT TPS ME TO THE MESSAGE I RESPONDED TO BUT I CLICK IT AGAIN AFTER AND IT TPS ME TO ACTUAL LINKED MESSAGE

[green granite]

GOD DAMNNN

[thick plover]

THIS PLATFORM FUCKING SUCKSSSSSS

[green granite]

This facebook marketplace post just got some SPICY PICS

Literally

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

[real aspen]

@oblique belfry you know, the thing you got me to write up yesterday wasn't quite inline with the initial idea I had, i mean, the plot was, but originally I wanted the princess meeting the executor to happen in a less life-threatening situation.
so which do you think would work better? heroic appearance during a near-death last ditch attempt, or less dangerous but more mysterious encounter?

i'll probably go with near-death now that i wrote it out, simply cause i doubt i can do mystery

but still

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry did you pause during chronos fight yet

[real aspen]

could try it anyway

[frank hearth]

man bitches at you for pausing

[real aspen]

doesnt he unpause you too?

or is that not a thing in h2

[green granite]

Jesse

What are you talking about, Jesse?

[real aspen]

stuff

princesses

and bombs

and other stuff

[timber oxide]

@real aspen We're kerbaling

[real aspen]

damn

[timber oxide]

The grass is always weirder in the KSP

[real aspen]

what ksc mod is that

[timber oxide]

I dunno

[real aspen]

damn

[timber oxide]

12gb of mods does it's thing

It may be the shaders making the grass weird and the extra stuff is from KerbinSide

[frank hearth]

[real aspen]

21 gigs here

[sour rivet]

[real aspen]

share your builds

might get me building too

[timber oxide]

Ok

[frank hearth]

FUCK YOU MEAN BLUD HAS PHASE 2

[timber oxide]

One penis rocket coming up

[zealous depot]

[timber oxide]

I have a bunch of aircraft focused mods

[real aspen]

kerbal aircraft program

[timber oxide]

Cause I don't really like building rockets

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry why is chronos phase 2

[real aspen]

rocket planes?

[timber oxide]

Plane / helicopter parts, plane contracts

[oblique belfry]

wait really ?

[timber oxide]

A bunch of extra airfields

[oblique belfry]

hades was also 2 phases

[real aspen]

you gotta try flyout py

[copper vapor]

apparently they changed the Farm boss, it is now woman never saw her tho

[timber oxide]

Contracts to visit those extra airfields

[copper vapor]

dunno if she spawns on normal mode or just lockdown or the top difficulty one

[timber oxide]

My main issue with the core of KSP (space travel) is that it takes time and I don't like to time warp multiple years just to reach one planet

[green granite]

Me enjoy Arma 3 multiplayer gameplay

Spend 4000 hours out of 4010 hours downloading 500TB of mods

[timber oxide]

So I like to do stuff in the meantime, so I build planes and do plane contracts while a bunch of retards are trying to reach Duna

[real aspen]

heh, i built a thing that can reach jool from kerbin in 120 days

[green granite]

Lmao I read Duna as Duma, and I was like

Why the hell are people trying to reach Russian Parliament

[timber oxide]

120 days is still too long

[real aspen]

well, anywhere from 30 to 200, depends on where jool is

[rocky turtle]

its from 2 season

[timber oxide]

Like, are you trying to tell me the KSP does nothing for 120 days?

Nuh uh

[real aspen]

...you might like RP1

in that regard

[timid hollow]

i like trains

[copper vapor]

mhm. apparently ajax was replaced

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/asdf-movie-asdf-i-like-trains-train-i-like-trains-kid-gif-19006285

[copper vapor]

now for season 3 it's gurl named Hecate

[real aspen]

Since it makes you run multiple missions at once, you can just fly one at a time, but it'll be wildly inefficient

like while a probe is flying to mars, you'd do bunch of earth and moon missions

[rocky turtle]

hades 2 reference

[arctic flicker]

whole lot of probing butts

[green granite]

CHIAPPA RHINO 40DS

[timber oxide]

That's what I'm already doing

[rocky turtle]

new vegas time

[zealous depot]

[real aspen]

would you like 30 layers of micromanagement on top of that?

[upbeat verge]

@static axle pc was boosting so fast it was skipping bios because I had made it do an ultra fast startup

had to go in the bios to check if BAR is enabled
also apparently the fans change colors now I made them blue because my system is so cool and all 😎

[real aspen]

isnt skipping bios normal

[upbeat verge]

probably

[real aspen]

i have it set to only show bios thingy after a improper shutoff

[rocky turtle]

came in into building
all supermutants with LMGs

[copper vapor]

yes

[copper vapor]

[upbeat verge]

you can make it skip it and not skip it

[static axle]

[rocky turtle]

Jericho JUST FKN STOLED LMG

he shooted from supermutant hands and instantly looted

[static axle]

imagine not having a new pc when they this cheap smh

@broken mountain

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

@oblique belfry here's your chance blud

[static axle]

still 75% of his annual money tho

there for i didnt ping him

[copper vapor]

ye 12usd (or is that euros) might still be too much

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

[static axle]

i gotta find one at 1.19 usd

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

ABI's hideout thing is kinda shitty except for one thing

[frail leaf]

💱 12 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 499.10 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr:

[copper vapor]

the resting area part reduces the rate that you lose hydration/energy

[oblique belfry]

wtf thats nothing

[copper vapor]

imo this is way better than tarky making you recover it faster

(because in ABI once you extract your hydration/energy instantly go back to 100% so that wouldn't work there)

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

but imo having it drain slower is a better way to do it

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

I've only had to eat/drink once in a raid because it was like 35 mins and I extracted with like 2 mins left

[frail leaf]

💱 12 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 3,982.80 HUF (Hungarian Forint) :flag_hu:

[frank hearth]

[copper vapor]

other than that I never had my energy/hydration go low enough that I needed to drink

so I imagine with the resting area maxed out it'll completely cease to be a problem

[broken mountain]

link

[green granite]

Im assuming MBO just think any post with a pixel of anime character is just automatically gooning

Like this has to be gooning in his eyes

[copper vapor]

I'm sorry but if you send an image saying CHIAPPA RHINO SOMETHING SOMETHING

and the image is 80% anime gurl and 20% gun

you're gooning

it is what it is

[broken mountain]

facts

what do you even expect from posting it

like whats the desired reaction to a shitty looking anime girl with a gun

[green granite]

How, 80% of that pic was the 40 DS Rhino

[broken mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-pepe-the-frog-disappointed-disappointed-pepe-tired-gif-1482602579291311529

[real aspen]

that's mostly gun

ya'll blind

[copper vapor]

I cannot believe I have to do this

wait

fuck that I am not going to do this

[copper vapor]

shaw?

[green granite]

Cilantro

[real aspen]

@timber oxide built car earlier

[copper vapor]

is "c" pronounced like "s" or like "k"

[static axle]

scamazon.com

[sour rivet]

silantro

[real aspen]

shilantro

[broken mountain]

no, seriously

[static axle]

my guy do you actually think you could get a pc like that for 12 bucks

[broken mountain]

I want to see it

[static axle]

i dont have it, its from a vid

[broken mountain]

aight

[copper vapor]

eyy just found a guy shooting me through grass

just like npcs in redacted

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

:)

[real aspen]

[timber oxide]

Aviation unlocked

[copper vapor]

new face who dis

[rocky turtle]

aww fuck i lost to map markers

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/community-ken-jeong-ben-chang-cant-see-squint-gif-5056034

[rocky turtle]

same i cant see shit

[copper vapor]

@oblique belfry

[arctic flicker]

these markers give me cancer

[rocky turtle]

100 energy weapon for slaver quest bruh

[keen yew]

Just gonna drop this here with the hope that embed works
https://vxtwitter.com/nescartridges/status/1973175878374006791

dille (@nescartridges)

YouTube dumps diarrhea into river and then only lets you drink 20% contaminated water for a short time instead of 90%

QRT: Dexerto
YouTube is testing a new AI host that interrupts music with trivia and stories

Users will only be able to mute the feature for a limited time https://t.co/Pi9Dnv8cJG

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 30, 2025, 11:59 PM

[arctic flicker]

Curse these wannabe scammers trying to PM me while never uttering a single word in the servers I'm in

[copper vapor]

lmao

good thing I don't use youtube music

[real aspen]

downloading music is the only option now

fucking

seriously

[copper vapor]

winamp pls come back

[real aspen]

im just gonna go buy aviator's full album collection and only listen to that for rest of my life

on a mp3 player

[upbeat verge]

or ripping from cds

[hexed kernel]

can't wait for gramophones to come back

[timber oxide]

Not my greatest creation, but it works (first try even!)

[rocky turtle]

raider with shotgun run in close
switches to melee weapon and says kick ass
he instantly got killed

[upbeat verge]

unironically ripping cds is so fun you get to rip that shit to FLAC with something like 920KBPS most of the time

[green granite]

Damn

Asian countries still doing mandatory standardized test

That shit was brutal

[real aspen]

im seeing lack of 2 very important things

[green granite]

Im kinda glad I got to US before having to do that

[timber oxide]

No duct tape? I know

[real aspen]

atmospheric autopilot and ferram aerospace research

or at least the former

[timber oxide]

What and what?

Never heard of those

Means I don't need them

[real aspen]

FAR makes aerodynamics more realistic.
atmospheric autopilot makes planes actually fun to fly, and also lets you make artifically stable planes

at recommend at least installing the atmospheric autopilot

[timber oxide]

But planes are already fun to fly

[green granite]

I like how Kerbal 2 released and like dead in less than a year?

[real aspen]

it'll be more fun

trust

[green granite]

So people still play a lot of Kerbal 1

[rocky turtle]

[real aspen]

dont you want to make hypermaneuverable jets that dont spin out of control?

[timber oxide]

Cuppert, KSP2 literally has less features than vanilla KSP1

[proven tundra]

Kerbal 2 screwed the pooch

it deserved to die

[timber oxide]

But I already can make hypermaneuverable jets that don't spin out of control

Sounds like a skill issue, Sab

[copper vapor]

that crunchy sound

[green granite]

I mean people were waiting for KSP2 for a very long time

[proven tundra]

Yes

[green granite]

It was I think one of the most anticipated sequel to a game that came out a flop

[timber oxide]

Like, most of my time in KSP was spent on building planes and rovers and then planes that can carry those rovers to the other side of Kerbin to do one contract for 5 science and a dollar

[hexed kernel]

hey guys did you know that you can't say the word "rough" with your tongue sticking out?

[green granite]

I swear some people tend to do a lot of math in KSP than their entire life

[real aspen]

you telling me you can put center of lift far in front of center of gravity and be fine?!?!

[latent hazel]

You cant trick me

[copper vapor]

[timber oxide]

Pretty much

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

damn

must be a skill issue indeed

[timber oxide]

What I lack in rocket building skills I make up in plane building

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

most my planes are goofy ahh

[timber oxide]

That's a plane?

[real aspen]

yeah

[timber oxide]

Looks like a sub

Surprised this shit can even fly

[real aspen]

anything can fly if it goes fast enough

[hexed stag]

Holy surface airflow reduction

[real aspen]

like this fucking brick

[hexed stag]

Even worse

[copper vapor]

reminds me of the type 9 in elite dangerous

even though the type 9 is way chonkier than that

idk

[real aspen]

this is chonky

[timber oxide]

Ok I think my plane has too many control surfaces

[real aspen]

how many tons is type 9

if that info even exists

this is a vtol btw

wings are mostly for deco

[copper vapor]

wings can't be for deco if it's a vtol

it still needs them to fly

[real aspen]

nah

just uses vtol engines to stay in air

[proven tundra]

Do airplanes fly by flapping their wings really fast

[timber oxide]

850

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

the ones in Dune do

[hexed kernel]

yes

[real aspen]

850 thousand?

[copper vapor]

extremely fuel-inefficient

[real aspen]

yes

i mean

[copper vapor]

you can just get forward thrust going and disable the vertical thrusters and stay in the air thanks to the wings

[timber oxide]

No, 850 tons

[real aspen]

you can cut them after you take off

it's not really a plane

more spaceship

lifts off in vtol, faces up, blasts off with main engine

[real aspen]

yeah sorry had a brainfart moment

forgot scale

[hexed kernel]

speaking of planes i have been living *relatively* close to an airport for a year already and i still get startled every time a plane flies by

mechanical monsters

[timber oxide]

I didn't check if my landing gear has brakes

[oblique belfry]

@thick plover

3 genesis in a row

[real aspen]

also according to FAR calculator, this thing does not have enough wing area to fly at any reasonable speed

[arctic flicker]

10 cent profit

[real aspen]

really think of it like space shuttle wings, more for gliding on reentry

rather than flying level

[thick plover]

God: Oh God he is Turkish, better give him a way to earn enough money for a week

WAIT WTF

[proven tundra]

[thick plover]

ITS 1.72

[oblique belfry]

duh

[thick plover]

check dreams and nightmares

[oblique belfry]

new cases go down a lot post release

[arctic flicker]

surprised its 1.70 despite 180K being sold in the last day alone

[hexed kernel]

morbillionaire

[proven tundra]

[thick plover]

[oblique belfry]

genesis will go down even further because this case sucks

[real aspen]

goes like this

[oblique belfry]

compared to others

[thick plover]

yerp

[copper vapor]

uh oh.

[timber oxide]

Oh my fucking god this piece of shit plane is too good for it's own sake

It can fly at just 30m/s

[proven tundra]

My packets

[real aspen]

let me see if i can find an old vid

i made a plane that could yaw better than pitch

[thick plover]

wait wtf

the "here in my garage" guy scammed 112 million

[real aspen]

@timber oxide @timber oxide

[timber oxide]

Landed on 2nd attempt

I ran out of runway at 1st and had to bail

Didn't expect this piece of shit to fly so well

[thick plover]

chat what game do I play

options are: dorkest dungeon, dorkest dungeon 2 and devil daggers

[copper vapor]

devil daggers mentioned

[thick plover]

I suck at it

[rocky turtle]

i had to take that event trait for free perk

[proven tundra]

Dorkest dungeon

[hexed kernel]

dd

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

we rich

[pallid sapphire]

FUCK MY LIFE

[hexed kernel]

consumables fucking suck

i wish more games did what sekiro does

or skong

[thick plover]

your testicles are now twisted

[hexed kernel]

you can't use my spells against me

🪄 🌟

[timber oxide]

Early game problems require early game solutions

[hexed kernel]

bad piggies ass contraption

[timber oxide]

Oh shit it has no brakes

Well, good luck everyone

[copper vapor]

[timber oxide]

Hey, it even fits in the lane

[thick plover]

Boeing:

[copper vapor]

I just fought a player scav

who tried killing me with a shotgun

while he had a fully loaded AK in his backpack

[thick plover]

[arctic flicker]

probably loaded with AP slugs, that don't do much after a while

was pretty good for the early game since they can do some real damage at close range

[copper vapor]

possible, he shot me twice and wrecked both my arms

but if he had used his AK he would've killed me thanks to rof

[thick plover]

I SET A NEW HIGHSCORE

[copper vapor]

lmao level 30 high rank player got killed by a scav with a shotgun

he was even wearing one of those dumbass skins this game has

this one

[rocky turtle]

[slim magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/matías-zurita-chile-bielsa-usep-gif-17554891

MATIAS

[real aspen]

why is there some meat missing from my index finger

i have done nothing that could've possibly led to this

[pallid sapphire]

Parasites

you gotta have to get pacified

[rocky turtle]

that a high level of skill issue

[copper vapor]

indeed

I shamelessly stole his dogtag to display it in my hideout
and I wasn't even the one who killed him

don't even know what dogtags are used for in this game

displaying them in the hideout doesn't give any sort of passive benefit

or at least... the game doesn't tell

why does one of the voice channels have a timer

[real aspen]

it's a bomb

[copper vapor]

a bomb that ticks away from detonation

[plucky jolt]

how long they've been in the vc I think

[real aspen]

when it reaches 99:99:99 the universe explodes

wait

that's not how time works

brain really not working today

[hexed kernel]

fiery bowels of hell

[real aspen]

lost izalith looking weird today

[pallid sapphire]

OFFTOPIC MIND

WHAT HAPPENED HERE

https://bsky.app/profile/wario64.bsky.social/post/3m25h7cyrah2t

Wario64 (@wario64.bsky.social)

the website to cancel Xbox Game Pass subscriptions is overloaded

-# Wario64 (@wario64.bsky.social)
Microsoft confirms changes to Game Pass (Essential, Premium, Ultimate tiers) news.xbox.com/en-us/2025/1...

Ultimate priced at $29.99/month

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Bluesky · Oct 1, 2025, 4:23 PM

[copper vapor]

oh boy

[pallid sapphire]

Gamepass getting shit

[real aspen]

who the fuck uses xbox game pass anyway

[copper vapor]

I do but I never paid for it

[pallid sapphire]

a lot of people cause the offer is actualy great

[copper vapor]

always used it with microsoft points

[real aspen]

damn

[sour rivet]

its an unsustainable thing thas what happened

same thing with netflix

[heavy junco]

Speaking of microsoft
Are you all prepared

Two weeks remain.

[copper vapor]

for gow e-day? yea

[pallid sapphire]

then what ?

[pallid sapphire]

Ok ehh .... nothing important

My boss still uses Windows 7

Each their own

[hexed stag]

Josta?

[pallid sapphire]

Your like months behind

Josta got a beefy new PC now

[hexed stag]

oh

[pallid sapphire]

"now"

[hexed stag]

good for him ig

[pallid sapphire]

like at least 2 months

He got a new appartment too and improved his life a lot

And now he aint got time for me

[real aspen]

where's lettuce

[pallid sapphire]

Fist deep in Judy i mean Cyberpunk

[real aspen]

i want to bother him

[plucky jolt]

omg thats sick!

[pallid sapphire]

@raven swan we need the Indian man power

[hexed stag]

so new pc, new appt, but no gf?

[noble basin]

Im his bf

[copper vapor]

lmao

game pass isn't available with microsoft points anymore

[pallid sapphire]

im his wife

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/tamandua-anteater-not-a-pet-gif-26467073

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-season-3-season-3-tiktok-tiktok-edit-gif-11904933275265885309

[oblique belfry]

[real aspen]

why is she so wrinkly

[hexed stag]

old

also image sharpening

[real aspen]

damn

[heavy junco]

Me aged 3 years old looking at my grandma

[real aspen]

[oblique belfry]

@thick plover

awp gaming

[real aspen]

anyway im racking my barely functional brain rn but cant think of any mysterious way to introduce the executor

so i guess i'll with the whole time-stop-before-bomb-reduces-you-to-ash intro

[heavy junco]

Perhaps with an execution

[real aspen]

...

i havent considered that

seriously

[copper vapor]

twitchy mf

[real aspen]

although in this context, "executor" just means someone who carries out commands and stuff

not just chopping people's heads off

although he can do that too

[heavy junco]

Perhaps while executing a command

[thick plover]

awp gaming

[oblique belfry]

awp gaming

[heavy junco]

me with 2400 dpi, sensitivity 3, scope sens 1, getting reported for spinbotting as I miss every single shot

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-tired-sleep-deprived-exhausted-sleep-deprivation-gif-3654455578281021969

[obsidian sun]

thanks gaben

[broken mountain]

i think footage ready

yall would be satisfied if time of release would be around 8pm cet?

[real aspen]

jesus this was a bad idea

help

[broken mountain]

okay

[real aspen]

i cant click on other numbers

[broken mountain]

for educational purposes

[real aspen]

what do i do

[broken mountain]

im gonna look up the game

JESUS WHAT THE FUCK

[heavy junco]

There's one for the other mustache man too

In case you wanted a sequel...

[broken mountain]

I KNOW ABOUT MOUSTACHE MAN

stalin looks like a fucking blob, wtf

serves that bullshit bitch well

let me look up the hitler one

[real aspen]

guh

used drawing tablet

to click

[broken mountain]

CHRIST ALMIGHTY

[real aspen]

25600 dpi is no joke

[broken mountain]

thats enough of the internet for today

[heavy junco]

Now thats gaming

[real aspen]

i saw things

[broken mountain]

[oblique belfry]

there we go

[copper vapor]

[broken mountain]

doge out of context

[pallid sapphire]

Doge is turkish

[oblique belfry]

this moron blocked me while trying to chase the thief and got me killed

[pallid sapphire]

We all know he gotta trim his whole body now

[broken mountain]

whats more masculine than using the same shaving tool for your facial hair and for your balls

[oblique belfry]

duh

[broken mountain]

worse when you borrow

[oblique belfry]

who the fuck uses multiple razors for different occasions

pussy

[pallid sapphire]

i bought 5 blades for 25 bucks recently and let me tell you .... they never go blunt

[broken mountain]

ever tried using an actual razor?

[oblique belfry]

you mean those shiv type razors

[broken mountain]

yes

[oblique belfry]

no wtf

[broken mountain]

It works

[pallid sapphire]

you rather use the buttplug in CS2 i see

[broken mountain]

didnt try balls

[oblique belfry]

that shit can rust worse then the tiny ones

[pallid sapphire]

Bed time

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-cat-reversed-gif-16747359482824525043

[oblique belfry]

different knives > same knife but different blade / handle

[broken mountain]

reshades has not been the same since pipnik got banished

[oblique belfry]

karambit / butterfly / daggers / kukri my beloved

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1126283787031019631.gif?quality=lossless&name=A_sneakskeleton&size=48

[rocky turtle]

[blazing maple]

I'm straight up jorking it to this trailer thank you

[rocky turtle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1250941579645161476/1387177613835108412/Bez_tytuu.gif

[broken mountain]

i have a meme for this but n word inside

😔

[pallid sapphire]

[bright latch]

this was once a merscedes

(The balck one i mean)

[blazing maple]

welp time to cancel my gamepass

thank you for ruining more things I love microsoft

[copper vapor]

good luck cancelling tho

the page is overloaded

[sour rivet]

NOOO MY FREE GAAAMES

stupid fucking company

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/jc-denton-deus-ex-gif-22280125

[sour rivet]

wait isnt the pc gamepas unchanged tho

[copper vapor]

it got more expensive

[static axle]

whgat they do now?

[copper vapor]

and is very vague about what you're getting

[blazing maple]

massive price hike while reducing ammount of games available

[blazing maple]

doing it in solidarity with console users

[copper vapor]

https://news.xbox.com/en-us/2025/10/01/xbox-game-pass-ultimate-premium-essential-plans/

[blazing maple]

gamers unite or whatever

[sour rivet]

wahh

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

and I cant get game pass with microsoft points anymore

[sour rivet]

once again
unsustainable system

[copper vapor]

it appears I can exchange MS points for "gift cards" of varying amounts
and then use those to get game pass, apparently

but I haven't tested

nor do I plan to

... for now

[sour rivet]

tbh it wasnt like i was playin much with sams gp anyway

only recent game was skong

[copper vapor]

freeloader

leech, even

[sour rivet]

yes

jealous

[blazing maple]

they removed the getting gamepass option for points and now I'ts only giftcards I believe

[copper vapor]

There's about 5 games I'd play and I would definitely get done with them before the month subscription would end

so I never did activate it

[sour rivet]

i was wanting to play ninja gaiden 4 and outer worlds 2

but like

yarg

[forest acorn]

@static axle

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1207307431869153280/1422909274920845353/image0.gif

[copper vapor]

ye I noticed. but I have no idea how to do it via gift card

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

why you laughin

im just gonna pirate them then

[copper vapor]

yea the exchange rate is hella unfavorable now

[static axle]

[copper vapor]

I could get 3 months of game pass for 22k microsoft points

now it's 11500 points for 1 month

[blazing maple]

damn the microsoft website is chugging

[sour rivet]

yearp

[copper vapor]

ppl going ape

[blazing maple]

I think they ddos'd themseles with the ammount of people leaving gamepass

[sour rivet]

how much is ult for you sam

[forest acorn]

how are u

[sour rivet]

its 30$ for me

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

i do not understand the kek

[static axle]

playing split fiction with another friend, how bout you

[forest acorn]

good

[copper vapor]

if I could mail the money directly to the devs

I'd be so happy

[blazing maple]

pc gamepass was 16 for me now and would of gone up to 20+ after the changes

[sour rivet]

eugh

[copper vapor]

Microsoft saw how greedy Sony is and they're still loved by everyone and decided "I wanna do that"

oh, and Nintendo as well of course

[sour rivet]

gaming is becoming less a hobby and more and more of a luxury

[copper vapor]

I mean

all entertainment is luxury

[sour rivet]

omg kitty outside my window

[blazing maple]

them saying "look at how we're upgrading gamepass!" when it's basically 99% a price hike and 1% un-cared for features is insane

[sour rivet]

everything else is worthless now

[blazing maple]

PHOTO

PET IT

[sour rivet]

WAIT

NO

STRAY

[blazing maple]

free cat

[sour rivet]

ILL TRY TO PIC THO FOR YOU

[sour rivet]

step mom allergic

[copper vapor]

afraid of a little scratch?

[blazing maple]

kill her, bring in cat regardless

[sour rivet]

step mom is breadwinner

[thin bobcat]

Have you seen the prices of GPU's recently? It already is a luxury nowadays

[sour rivet]

god i know

i got pic

[thin bobcat]

But you can also purchase a Nintendo Switch for 500€ and then pay 80€ for each game, that's also a solution

[sour rivet]

i rather kms thanks

[blazing maple]

and Jane Goodall is dead too?
man october is sucking real hard rn

[thin bobcat]

[copper vapor]

neck

[proven tundra]

KOT

[hexed kernel]

what in the disco is this

[sour rivet]

theres 2 of them i believe and for some reason both dont got a tail

jus a lil stub

[oak magnet]

RAT

[pallid sapphire]

Different Car

[oak magnet]

ever think that

[sour rivet]

it just started bro

[proven tundra]

[oak magnet]

ive definitely spent a solid % of my life in a car

mike

liek

1%?

maybe more?

in a car or vehicle y’know

[blazing maple]

this u?

[forest acorn]

hi @oak magnet

[blazing maple]

so pretty and beautiful you must pet

[forest acorn]

whats the best kinda cured meat

[sour rivet]

i think it will run away if i open my door

[blazing maple]

go pspspsps

[sour rivet]

ok ill try

[oak magnet]

no

[oak magnet]

HELO

[hexed stag]

So Laff, you are married (didn't tag me ). When kids?

[oak magnet]

but its crazy right?

[sour rivet]

it was gone before i opened the door

[proven tundra]

[forest acorn]

Dont worry samantha

[oak magnet]

i think im gonna break off my joke marriage

[forest acorn]

its gonna get real bad

[oak magnet]

who drove?

[sour rivet]

the us government also shutdown but that happens often

[oak magnet]

finally my letters to congress meant something

[forest acorn]

every 4 years

[sour rivet]

last time it happened was in 2019

due to a certain wall

[forest acorn]

what a crazy coincidence

[oak magnet]

BIG MACS

BIG MAC

[blazing maple]

aw man

[forest acorn]

War with venezuela next thursday

[blazing maple]

fuuuuuck

[forest acorn]

soon ™

[sour rivet]

i failed you sam

im sorry

[hexed stag]

what did they do?

[oak magnet]

mf i was scared of a certain big head mutant because i saw a yellow lifht

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry

[oak magnet]

shale

[blazing maple]

it's amazing that republicans have like 100% control over the courts, government and everything and still can't do anything but winge and complain and shut down. Genuinely baffling political party

outstanding 2 party system at work

[sour rivet]

get me out of this fucking place

[oak magnet]

no POLITICS careful we will all DIE

not that i disagree

[proven tundra]

The USA have been blowing up "drug boats" in Venezuela water

[oak magnet]

but the saying goes

[sour rivet]

i quite literally am unable to live on my own if i wanted

[oak magnet]

fuck

[forest acorn]

idk, something about defending their sovereignty or something

[oblique belfry]

[proven tundra]

Come live with me birb

You can be my third child

[oak magnet]

the gran colombian menace has returned???

[forest acorn]

generic "stop fucking with our country" stuff

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[sour rivet]

baller

[proven tundra]

[oak magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-baller-roblox-baller-baller-guy-ballers-gif-26937843

[sour rivet]

i will eat the shreaded cheese in your fridge late at night

[proven tundra]

It's much safer in Canada

[forest acorn]

birb must become a rat

[oak magnet]

canada had weed

sign me up

[blazing maple]

such an honour

[copper vapor]

maybe birb is a pigeon after all
a flying rat

[blazing maple]

bird you're lucky

[sour rivet]

yeag

[oak magnet]

BATS ARE RATS

its true

[proven tundra]

[oak magnet]

pidgeons dont have rodent faces

bats do

[copper vapor]

what an insult to bats

[oak magnet]

roude

[sour rivet]

also sam earth is not the only thing i can shoot with the planet launcher

i can shoot LITERAL STARS

[thin bobcat]

Damn, bird getting domesticated 🥀

[forest acorn]

laika arent u a swede or something

[sour rivet]

you're just now learning this?

[proven tundra]

Lithuania

[blazing maple]

yes the amid evil weapons are rad

[proven tundra]

Iirc

[blazing maple]

axe blender goes hard

[sour rivet]

i love my fists

do u want to watch me play a lil?

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

enlarge fist

[frank hearth]

[proven tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-clenches-fist-of-rage-gif-17724863424168389741

[sour rivet]

fearsome warrior

[forest acorn]

rat_warrior

[copper vapor]

me rn (FFXVI spoilers birb) ||https://youtu.be/y8u32h488Zo?si=myuw6ecxtAMPODT8&t=158||
(it should be at the right timestamp)

[hexed kernel]

wha if i don't want to win

[thin bobcat]

Well, there were a lot more possibilities of how you'd end up, being taken in by rat is probably one of the best possible ones

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

only ending better than rat adoption is prime adoption

[forest acorn]

winning is for losers

[proven tundra]

[forest acorn]

having fun is the real win condition

[thin bobcat]

The funniest outcome would've probably been that he gets adopted by josta or something

[proven tundra]

Being a self sufficient young person is the best ending in my book

Speaking of which

I gotta get my daughter out of the house

[zealous depot]

[thin bobcat]

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/TwashTheMan/status/1972623159175381176

Twash (@TwashTheMan)

Walking speed is too slow

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 29, 2025, 11:23 AM

[proven tundra]

She is ready
Just have to encourage her

[zealous depot]

Candy on a stick