#╟❓general-offtopic
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@opal star i mean if you see my hand holding a 45
The 45 round looks humongous
Low-key though it was a 40 S&W
For meaty hands, just use COC's.
I love me a 40 S&W
yeah no cuppers hands are much larger than mine
ya'll are my schizophrenia obviously
Hold on
Lost die leden tärl heil na
Ra na skïn ni roo
Fed spotted
im a psy op unit
prime is my wild woodsman fantasies talking
azu is the twink side
this greyname is my suppressed traumatic part
cuppy is the slightly-more-normal part
Typa shit Gordon Freeman rocks
Wtf am I then?
Cuppy? Normal?
Does devil know?

sighhh
he might be a twisted psychopath behind the screen
From what I've observed
wanna be sociopaths
sure
We're in the same brain after all
day in the life of a pizza cutter
Hell yeah
That shit is big like 460.
Where does borka fit in?
Insanity?
definitely
The pharaoh's curse
You have a twink side?
yes
@little depot found it
Honestly that tells me nothing because I've never held ammo in my hands
seriously
found what
did bro find my r/cosplaying posts
sometimes i forget im a human and go around acting gracefully like a cat
😭
autism
also peak
i also have an old asian lady's mannerism
Not your cosplaying post
But my maid dress :3
cute
I don't have a pic of my .450
I knew it stacked it somewhere
But I do have this instead
we should to a photoshoot if i ever pullup to cali
It's so big, senpai. I don't know if it'll fit.

French fry
Crunchy
Om nom nom
I did not just see that fucking sentence typed out by prime of all people
OOO KETCHUP
prime has some insane sentences
girls with guns will always be an incredible aesthetic
Its moving the walls
60bucks for quick blood test 
what is
They sway
Don't fail it
Do you hear it?
This gonna be expensive visit
like im not even shit posting
LOL, WTF is this?
this wall paper actually feels like its moving
I have reached max level of cringe I know
The walls, they sway, they chirp..they.mm
Hum?
wheres the wig an dcolllar
Do you feel it?
Cuppy is the new wirty.
Atleast these people get stuff done unlike public sector

murder maid+
Damn, that's more than I think i'd pay
Chikoi the maid
yall blood tests arent freee?
Fire music too
i did one today,it was free,my whole examination was free and the next 2 days sitting home are paid too
same!
Where's yours
ACH
Mine is ACH
i gave my wig to my friend
I mean public would cost me like 20 overall, went to private sector where my work health is(it doesnt include acute sickness) so im paying from my wallet, probably be like 200 for whole visit
ACH)
It just I customed the heck out of it after I left military
?*
and ive never had a collar
Doubt
ACU is the camo pattern
Right
ACH is the helmet
jfc
I wanna do a DNA test
Cuppy is not so normal anymore.
I wanna know if i have Albanian blood
you are 80% unga bunga
welp

Goodbye anime pfp
Pissen autocorrect kürwa
but alas i must go to the gym
I mean its expensive for a reason, my time was 10.05, its now 10.25 and in few mins test be done and doc knows whats up with me. Public health care would have taken me 6 hours to get to a nurse to take my symptoms, another 4 for doctor

Goodybe Azu the Carzu
Azu cant talk
👋
The CCP found out they have been talking to Capitalism pigs
I'll go once im done with my mountain dew and ice cream
Capitalism horse
But i rather pay myself since i can just say i need rest from work and theyll be like "we got you fam" and give me 2 weeks
@left mantle
Slow down
Donkey-Dog Lawyer
The real horse
https://media.tenor.com/kVdCB2c4prEAAAAM/horse-animal.gif
Horses are underrated
FUCK
Mr hands?
Horses die if you look at them weird
LOL.
Tbh
I'm impressed
No I don't watch horse porn
You don't have to to know about it dumbass
Youtube recently recommended me a lot of mass shooting documentaries after I watch a lot of video on how to do competitive shooting
And my ADHD ass has to click on them
How
You can help by expanding it moment
You learned about it without watching horse porn didn't you?
This guy worked for Boeing
Fucken aye
this is pain
It astonishes me there are people as dumb as you
You just speak like you're a big fan
Of him
Thats why

Same energy as "you don't know Arianna grande???"
Bro probably drinks brawndo fuck me
Not really, no
That's the chick from fortnite
I know of her
Don't make me air combo you
From 4loko to 8loko. Addiction is real.
Rue
Like master chief from Fortnite)
"X from fornite" is something i've heard far too much
Arianna grande is the closest thing we have to an AI celebrity
Like spiderman from fortnite
Fuckin
They have frickin everyone
Steal my joke why don't you
Not my fault you type with your toes
I type with a bum thumb and I'm still more coherent then you
Kürwa Perkele ITS EGYPTIAN ARABIC, THEYRE NOT ALL THE SAME YOU DONKEY
chat I doth return
gmgm
with news
WALLAHI
@little depot ALOOO GOODA MORNING
They are
Hey Dazu
See this is why I stopped you from that one ragebait, this is the shit I wanted to see
The same language
What's up?
ayo why I'm catching strays
yall know how im blind right
Broke the 3 digit body weight curse 
That's like saying Ukrainian and Russian are the same language
and my birthname is cecily
You want to see me in action?
I already am 
American or metric.
Metric
Imperial or Metric*
Fuck yeah.
Black cats are magical
No its not
fuck you I use ancient chinese measurements
Is Ukrainian a dialect or is it a language
Yuh, planning to lose like 10 more while in basic
about 3 glorps long
why are we still ragebaiting
😭
theres enough difference for it to be its own language
Im asking him a question
Because he compared Egyptian arabic to being a different language
MSA and Egyptian Arabic are different
The difference between arabic dialects aren't stark
"distinct from Modern Standard Arabic and other regional Arabic dialects due to differences in pronunciation, vocabulary, and grammar"
And I'm a woman you daft fucking cunt
can we wrap up this argument
Condoms are for the weak
Thank you dazu
😭
Fuck
what
Okay? I called it a dialect
I chuckled, that was good.
A dialect is the same language but with modified words but that doesn't change how the language itself is read
AND YET YOU ARGUE THE SPELLING IS THE EXACT SAME
This dude has FAS
Stfg
pronunciations are different therefore name reads different, ergo we move on from this rage bait
Sunken brown mfer
Wtf is offtopic arguing about aagain
Guys, let's ask a white male on YouTube on differences between Arabic languages
Are you retarded
True
You're retarded
No but you clearly are
Lost track a while ago but clearly it's not about how the lord of the rings guys hit the twin towers
chat
I meant different words
Everything is spelled the same
what sould i get, pepsi or coca
"Hey guys, X here. It's time to talk about the differences between..."
EGYPTIANs read the same arabic as ANY arab
KÜRWA PERKELE UROD BASHUL NAHUI, FICK DICH
Pepsi.
dr pepper
DU BIST SCHEIẞE
Water
You don't know arabic
Shut up
but they dont tho
Are you?
My fiance is
good for you?
logical argument
are you egpytian
are you?
Toyz
Guy that doesn't know jackshit about a language arguing with a native speaker
Oh my days
No but he'll claim my Egyptian fiancé is wrong
Smartest anime pfper
you dont know egyptian arabic either tho?
She is
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00:00 Introduction
01:00 ...
She doesn't know how to read
Let us watch a man review
Thank you Dry
Or write arabic
You make me want to kickstart a landmine
My first thought was holy shit camels can speak arabic?!
You shan't discuss the flag in the thumbnail
I already said this is whats his name
You're wrong
Youre so right
"I'm right cuz I'm right" mfers when they get dogpiled in chat
Burrrrrrp
I can be ragebaited
Downs
;(
I was going to exile Kattos but
STOP STEALIN G MY GIFS
Im not ragebaiting???
no
She's literally making shit up about my own language
Yo why they chill like that
Im fact checking her
Your property is mine
LOL
LMAO
chekcmate?
Really?
LMAO!!!
@proud lantern (kattosthewarlord) has been muted for 12 days for reason: That's a whole lot of ad hominem. Stop saying people have down's and calling them retards. -12h
Damn they took the ragebait too far
took my dads usb flash the other day out the car since I wanted to test if it can play FLAC on the car media
Put the Mutter album my Rammstein and voila it played it and even displayed the metadata images 
What a fucking read, lmao.
DU HAST
I think I cursed him out in like 3 or 4 languages
Now let us review the rest
I just fucking might
yes yes yes
I've got a pack of Marlboro reds in the Jetta
@left mantle 120 for doc, 51for test with discount, left with enough drugs to kill a horse and full week sickleave

😂😹
Context: They tried to do a politics ragebait
That'll do
That'll do?
Might just do this.
I'm not sure I copy?
can i still say retard
wtf
See you in 12 hours

@thick kettle (nicheworxtuning) has been muted for 12 hours for reason: Same to you, don't lower yourself to saying people have developmental issues (FAS) just because you disagree with em. -12h
Oh wait that's a 12 day mute on the dude lmao
Rip
12 years
Dry went full caliber on the mute lmao
In the can.
@ everyone y'all retarded fr
ping me if u ever do
Anyways check this shit out
24 hour mute go brrr
I was going to fix the mute to be 12h instead but whoops.
Wait so was that guy lyming then
no
no
probably
he could spell
probably not
Less-than-lethal rounds weren't loaded then
like on every dimdim
Just another ragebaiter alt
Still had a 12ga in the chamber
what was the argument even about
Nothing of consequence.
Arabic dialects
what about it
Idk lmao

i can add my worthless take that no one asked for
if Egyiptian is different from standard
kinda
But both went for "You have downs" and "you have FAS"
no
Bro fell for the bait even after it was made clear from several other users what it was.
True, swiss cant be understood as german
american vs australian

Thanks for reminding me I need to get more lindt bars
np
@green granite No Compromise.
The pistolshootengunnen
hold on why did an argument about egyptians got people muted
Insults
Got way more heated than it should've
Spamming? No
well
But it was enough
simply say zebi fi fomak and move on
"Watch out. These boys have got a bit of an arsenal and they don't mind using it"
nice
"Easy Peasy lemon squeezy"
No.
My carry.
Time to stop 'em in their tracks
expected something louder tbh
Errbody chillin with their piece out while spamming on discord. Gives a weird vibe in here. 😄 keep posting tho, sone nice blammers in here
Would never show my guns to strangers on the internet tho, never know whos on the other end
Olight
tbh
ig olight is fine
dont trust them after everything
Olight tolerates RCR123As so I can practice with it and not have a huge battery bill.
I assure, we haven't seen all of prime's
youre not even wrong
Nvm, this is.
Shot someone in the ass with it.
Right up your alley.
Type of shit they'd pull out of your body cavity in the backroom of airport security
type of shit that would be in global news afterwards
type shit
shit
kfc is wack
I'm playing alone :)

after seeing the bo7 trailer, i instantly pre-ordered phantom edition for bf6.
just hope ea doesn't fuck it up.
The Yankee Doodle Mouse has to easily be one of the greatest cartoon episodes
why would you preorder if you're uncertain
Shit looks like the battle pass
I mean i tried the beta, & loved it.
then why would a different game make you pre-order if you liked the beta
That shouldn't make you pre-order
its not even a full month to release anymore anyway
Loaded?
this looks interesting
I don't get pre ordering a digital game ngl
I only pre-order if i enjoy the beta's (if the game does em.), or if the actual gameplay looks good. + I have money to blow so.
This mf is why we have COD the way we got COD
89 dolla
watch city planner plays
if you wanna see whats the game is liek
Kind of reminded me of farthest frontier.
sure
why is she going though period pains
guh
@green granite check this shit out
💸
goon
goon
goon
balls
doge said its 2026 game so you still have plenty of time to get it
She don't get menopause yet
i preordered bf6 phantom edition cause it costed me 15 bucks 
yet...
Not for a few centuries
its super chill

Noice
but overall i barely preorder, usually you can get preorder bonus key from shop like week after launch still 
in my opinion all these preorder bonuses of skins and shit is just fomo predatory bs and should not be around
or the whole "preorder now to play early"
preordering is fine, chaining it to bs stuff to gain is not 
i might not be a smart man but i know bs 
I only preorder when I know that I want to play a specific game on release
since Im gonna buy it day 1 anyway, why not preorder and skip fucking with the steam site seconds after release
i wanna play games but most of my holes and cavities in my head are infected. so im running on 50% volume 1.5 surround
been nerfed by god 
Damn man
Get well
didn't have pneumonia
yet
but my trachea is filled with slime making it hard to breath, sinus&ear infection 
I think a fever is building up in me aswell
I feel a bit shit
But thats probably because I've been drinking yesterday
im not a happy camper rn 
give me my fucking hearing back 
also best part was when doc was "damn you sound slimey" when i breath, and i was like im 5 times better now than during weekend and he just looked at me like
"u what"
Lmao
Dude thought it couldnt be worse
now im like raspy when i deep exhale, during weekend it sounded like gnomes sawing up a log in my lungs when i breath
breathed

goole time
i think breathed is correct 
yee
Simple past tense is breathed
good wouldnt wanna make sab mad with faulty english
that would have costed me my soul
wah wah its bröùtheß, not breathed
kill yourself kill yourself
man I wonder if free will exists

What the fuck.
Gold droppers.
He silk on my song until I hollow knight
i see
i didnt take too much from the gold dropper to not ruin my whole experience

just wanted the bounty license
Not much to do after getting all the trades leveled up, fucking around is about it.
Online these days looks like this. LOL.
and getting bullied by modders spawning an ufo ony ou
Typically it's getting hogtied and sent into a mobile jail cell.
But there are ways to combat them. If they have infinite health off.
Stay away from the towns and you almost never meet them.
guh?!
Especially valentine.
im usually out hunting and getting herbs
they tp to me 
maybe because I have woman character
You get to a high enough level, they might leave you alone thinking you have a menu as well.
That explains it.
hii chat :3
the only reason I ever pre-order is if I want the game and know I'm going to forget its release day
Hmmm idk about you but even though I feel sick I feel like I want to be kind to someone
you should be kind to me and buy me a video game
ill take uhhhhhhhh 3 of those
whatayacall its
nintendo click twos
sorry lyriexius I need to save money but thanks anyways and have a happy day
2 4tb portable ssd
I know
pinnacle of dwarven fashion
now make it bulpup
Working in an old folks home is a lot more chill as expected
who
The ragebait katto
:>
messaged me just to claim they weren't ragebaiting 
LMAO
"Not rage baiting just an asshole"
i wish rage baiting didnt exist
That statement alone is funny

It's not bait just regular rage 
i wish people who ragebait stab all their toes every day
multiple times every day even
very badly of course
to enrage them?
also people who call everything a rage bait
similar to people who call everything ai
everything I disagree with is ragebait
never knew u were a sadist
This is a segment from a tool-assisted speedrun for Hollow Knight Silksong. The full TAS is coming together well, but I couldn't resist sharing this segment early, as I was pretty happy with how it came out. It's not perfectly optimal by any means, but it's still rather fast.
lore accurate hornet
why is a spider named hornet
because a bee trained her
The dream nail is now woke
why is your attack on t
why not
I can't remember if I did that, or it's the default bind
default is w iirc
me
no one
Gotta bind my shit to more familiar keys
Lmb is my hit button
Rip
its not that bad tbh
But damn, HK on portable gaming
runs suprisingly well at 2880 120 fps
hello all 
for a work laptop
why the paper
space marine maxing
He's gaming
bro can't afford real cyberwear so he just has tattoos of it 😭
Cable probably a bit loose, pushing it up

one day we'll get implants
Blood angel at home:
@carmine laurel
hello
hello



Guh
wait
this is the person youyoyu
said is scammer
Ready as FUCK for any monster that wants to burst through my windshield
Im based like that

Who tf is youyoyu
Idk my main got mass reported by a salty pdf
Ye he reported my discord accs with his bots, I reported him to the cops
Average discord moment tbh
fair
But I am lowk tilted cause I got a dumb guy to respond to my ticket
And I need to send another email to get unbanned
rip
welcome back
But at least Im not the one getting their drive confiscated lmao
Sup
buenos dias grupo
the what?
We dont talk about it
who is that? 
an old pal

@onyx sparrow are you incognito or?
Idk lowk cba changing profile
CODE RED CODE RED
no
EVERYONE ON THEIR STATIONS
🥀
he made "photo of a loved goatse"
its just redline
Dont say the word, falco gonna get mad
Idk didnt look at the server for a month
go look at it
Gem
Falco can get mad ?
Ye when you use forbidden emote combo
Im not gonna elaborate, last time I got 10 day mute
Im never talking in august fart again
gone
it's fine as long as Xalrider isn't around
I preordered some sleep, call it napping 
Dickrider mentioned

Coperider
ye he has Iedy on speed dial
I honestly won't be surprised if I come back here in a year or two and he's a mod
half server banned in a week
Good morning chatters
fuck dickrider
0 fun allowed
all my homies hate cockrider

Who?
Morning rat
hai
he's mod dickrider that pings mods whenever the slightest rule break happens but only if it goes against his personal opinion
visit brainfart, he's there constantly
every time brainfart starts to get funny, Xal is there to ruin it for everyone
pings when the slightest rule is broken
is in brainfart
fork found in toilet
real
Oh hello prime
What's up.
not much but this should amuse you probably
wow mao
it was spawned from the raid incident
What's the talk about image perms getting yanked a bit ago, wasn't here for that.
Guessing borka was an attributor.
honestly on the indonesian side
oh some no-lifer was "raiding" the server by spam posting gore
Animal or?
salty ex mod, or his fanboy kept spaming chat with 🐐 se
Börka is the bay area spreader? Wouldn't surprise me tbh
prime is the funniest user
"polishing the cocks of german horses before being elevated into sentience by the USSR" is a weakspot crit holy fuck
very reasonable
who
2000's shock gore spammer
xal would snitch on you for this msg
don't matter broski
oh is he estonian

also I saw you trianqarine hello
no but if he picked the estonian side he would 100000% snitch on you being hateful or some shit
anything that is remotely funny triggers xal mod speeddial
who wants to be a colonist?
ME
I WANNA BE THE GOON
I DONT CARE WHICH ONE as long as it isnt an elf I just wanna do some good old muscle goonin'
but like the deer one already wearing redline jacket
I hate the internet for ruining the word "Goon" btw
Yikes.
me!
Yeah now posting it gets you instant evaporated.
make me the shortest one
Prime whenever Borka does anything
i remember when borka posted the funiest shit inspicys dms

Henlo
LMAO no
Hey im the shortest one >:(
You're east asian and i'm south east asian clearly i'm the shortest here
both in height and lifespan
We should play more WoT at some point the games were fun 
Me 
how tall are u irl
Yes that is the only way I will play wot lol
why play wot when war thunder exists
I swear I thought that was an elevator I was like "what idiot hung clothes in an elevator"
im about 5'9 glorps tall
Human measurement or foot fetishist measurement
Why play liver cancer when lung cancer exists?
ah foot fetishist measurement
why play pay-to-win PvP slop when singleplayer story games exist
human ofc
"why choose ball smashing when penis flattening exists"
Oh shit. Nice to meet you, i'm 6'4 glorps stacked.
@turbid shuttle show us your Glock
since you're taller you have to pay tall people tax to me
because war thunder forums are funny
although, WoT and WT aren't even pay-to-win, they're basically pay-to-play once you get far enough into the games
5.6 feet is not 5;6
try not to leak classified docs to win an online argument challange
there are 12 inches ina feet
was funny like the first two times
idk man I used google conversion I do not bother with the measurements of a footfag
I'm free almost every evening after 5pm EST
"mm yes use your feet to measure my height"
that's a bad word you dang thug!!!!!
call Xal
We should play at like 6 EST
i'm 169cm tall
I'm down
hurdur this isnt 4cuck, you cannot say that
hello Iedy mute
Still the worst offender i've seen around here.
so 5'6.5" ish
the hacker known as 4chan
Oh really I thought we could cause
we use the word "retard"
guys we should hop on peak
You ever go to a 4chan meetup?
To make pizza or chicken risotto
or just rotmaxx
wanna be a colonist?
Yes please!
I have definitive and this 

there's more racial diversity in a 4chan meetup than a diversity council
the gang
Let me tell you about the cum brownie incident.
strap in.
and all of them spam the nword
JOMMSVIKINGS YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
are you apocalypse enjoyer or unification fan?
i'll pass but let me tell you the napalm shotgun incident
hold on where is uhhh
the funny thing
short
y'all know about the 4chan cum artefact iceberg?
I have no preference
I just like playing
I was there when everyone ate them.
Excluding me and a few chuds.
Hell of a story, but sure lay it out.
the jars?
the socks?
the mlp plushie?
the shoebox
ohh I remember that one
have you seen cock in skull thread?
hold on i gotta blot out the no-no words
can't say I have
@opal star here ya go
YOU DID WHAT
oh
a true /k/lassic
some guy stole a skull from paris catacombs, asked how to fly it back with him and at some point he ended up posting a pick with his cock in skull







