╟❓general-offtopic

[proven tundra]

did you finish is2-2?

[left mantle]

Thatd be sparter

[static axle]

it might storm soon

[proven tundra]

oh right lol

you were t-44

[left mantle]

I have that entire line done

[hexed kernel]

some might call this a...

risk of rain

[proven tundra]

I'm old okay

at least I still remember my kids bdays

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-grin-smile-smirk-awkward-gif-22382508

[oblique belfry]

🙂

[proven tundra]

[static axle]

funniest shit i've heard all week

[left mantle]

Might take a nap instead

[oblique belfry]

fumbled

[proven tundra]

company is gone

time to become recluse once more

build myself a nice dock in valheim

[left mantle]

Might take a nice 2 hour nap then play some tonks

(2 is gonna turn into 5 far too easily)

[static axle]

@proven tundradamn it rat, didnt we tell you to leave the town

[proven tundra]

who's gonna stop me

[static axle]

mercenary company

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

me

[static axle]

about in 5 mins when i come in guns blazing

[proven tundra]

[left mantle]

Yup gonna nap, if youre around and wanna tonk whenever I do actually wake up id 100% be down

[static axle]

@copper vapor also biggest help and this will be funny as fuck, right the mission coordinates up so much faster to glance at the coords youre supposed to go than opening up menu all the time

also dont walk behind copter, you might go to close to the rear props and die

[slim magnet]

they didn't record the trailer in well done because the cultists throw sticks instead of bundles

that's lame

[copper vapor]

yea I've been doing that already

[sour rivet]

doomed forever

[copper vapor]

also I just learned that walking back to base is not a safe route

[oblique belfry]

no wonder i didn't hear anything about him

man was consumed by valheim

[copper vapor]

bleak

[sour rivet]

also play more hades nerd

[oblique belfry]

l8r

mini fortnite og event in 12 mins

curious how they will do kevin

[static axle]

i have post it notes that i write 3-4 missions and after doing them i just write new ones on

[copper vapor]

ye I have no idea why this happens in the main menu

[slim magnet]

it's just 6usd here so i don't really care all that much to be honest

[copper vapor]

[slim magnet]

https://youtu.be/pk-Oq8iYtVA

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

20 whole minutes?
Your friends are some kinda gaming gods or something

[torpid glacier]

Am I above god then lmao

[static axle]

i think its rendered and it just rains a lot

[torpid glacier]

It's not hard to live for multiple ingame days

[static axle]

im more interested in your ui comment

[oblique belfry]

from 1 autist to another

i salute thee

[torpid glacier]

I find DayZ to be really relaxing honestly

[broken mountain]

Tomorrow is a good day

[torpid glacier]

Walking around namalsk in the forests, trudging through tundras. It's chill.

[copper vapor]

open inventory
open a container (bag, belt whatever)

is there a keybind to close only the container I opened? because if I hit Esc or Tab it'll close the whole thing

[hexed kernel]

[broken mountain]

Crime Simulator 1.2 update, I got my bro ready for this shit

[copper vapor]

I don't like having to click the "x" to close the container window every time

[broken mountain]

Like the gypsies we are

[torpid glacier]

Last played 5 years ago

[oblique belfry]

not bad

[copper vapor]

steam playtime dick measuring contest

[oblique belfry]

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/schwartz-big-mine-see-gif-20946404

[static axle]

i usually just press the X in the corner

[copper vapor]

I hate having to do that even tarkov does this better

but anyway, personal gripe

[rocky turtle]

damn bro thats cold

[copper vapor]

I also have no clue how to effectively heal wounds

[torpid glacier]

You know what game does it the best? Exanima. ANY inventory or UI tab can be immediately closed with right click.

doesn't matter where on the tab either

[static axle]

in health menu picking up heals will show your guy green

[copper vapor]

at some point I got shot, healed up with bandages and whatnot and my health went back to 100%
remember my first session when I asked if you could never fully heal while out in the field?
In this instance I did heal fully

[broken mountain]

this is what "rp" stands for in "rpg"

[copper vapor]

tarkov's the same if you hit Esc with containers open. They'll close one by one

[sour rivet]

peepaw charon

[static axle]

i just run around with ibalin,bandage/gauze, and splint

[rocky turtle]

Vroom Vroom

[torpid glacier]

Tarkov unironically has great UI. Having a dedicated keybind to discard things is amazing.

[copper vapor]

I take the whole hospital with me
blood pack, bandage, gauze, surgical kit, painkillers

[static axle]

i barely run blood packs

[copper vapor]

oh, splint too

[hexed kernel]

is the bro big or is the sis small

[static axle]

i just suffer the woomwoom noises

[torpid glacier]

Try it the DayZ way, if you break your leg, limp your fat ass to a bush, get branches, combine them to rags and then splint your leg. You're still limping tho.

[copper vapor]

well I get shot at often so I need to replenish blood

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-funny-gifs-eat-eating-binge-gif-11207519770285215795

[copper vapor]

I just mentioned the way back to home base isn't safe

[static axle]

im eating

[sour rivet]

both

[copper vapor]

I got shot at from 3 different directions when going back there on foot

was fun

[static axle]

theres enemies right there yep

[torpid glacier]

Why does she have her dogs out lmao

[static axle]

i only use heli cause im lazy

[sour rivet]

greek

also why you lookin there

[torpid glacier]

She'd have her dick out too if that was the case

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[sour rivet]

illusion magic

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-james-doakes-dexter-dexter-morgan-sus-gif-2943806044988383855

[torpid glacier]

It's funny how every mythology is like "Everything was great, until that asshole came along."

There's always that asshole who did something

[copper vapor]

and "that asshole" is usually the father

[sour rivet]

death to chronos

[copper vapor]

zeus, odin etc

[torpid glacier]

In greek it's Zeus, in norse it's usually Loki.

[sour rivet]

THING

[static axle]

i have 1 gripe about the new patch@copper vapor

[torpid glacier]

99% of greek mythology wouldn't have happened if zeus kept it in his pants

[static axle]

i shoot a mofo in the head with a 556 and he just goes

[copper vapor]

aight enough getting filtered in extraction shooters

back to final fantasy

[static axle]

https://tenor.com/view/akira-leave-me-alone-leave-me-alone-meme-gif-6420351794930725971

[copper vapor]

this happened to me in ABI last night

domed a motherfucker with 5.56

he just

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-stewie-brian-suspicious-hmm-gif-5588653

and lasered me

[static axle]

it weird cause before the patch they dropped like flies

now its just

[copper vapor]

oh right

speaking of ABI

[static axle]

ow mah head

[copper vapor]

scav run cooldown is probably up

ya know ABI is all well and good but

I kinda miss the character skill system from tarkov

wonder if they ever plan on implementing something like that

also it has the usual mobile f2p game bullshit

half a million event screens with half a billion different currencies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SErsXR-VAB0

[static axle]

what you expect from a game that was a mobile game

[rocky turtle]

u got all pets already?

[sour rivet]

no

i only have 20 or so hours my guy

[hexed kernel]

i dislike how close the camera is to the ground

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

same

[copper vapor]

[static axle]

:yippee more guns to sell

[copper vapor]

mp5

[rocky turtle]

noo dont make me come back to Abi

[pallid sapphire]

SALVATION game is being made by germans now so it cant fail

[broken mountain]

Is abi just f2p tarkov with stripped dignity?

[green granite]

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

tf even is unturned

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[pallid sapphire]

♻️

[broken mountain]

half of this server has 1k+ hours

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/very-sure-certain-convinced-confident-of-course-gif-23343585

[copper vapor]

ppl are skeptical because it's the devs of iron harvest

[pallid sapphire]

Iron harvest was great iirc

[copper vapor]

imo yes it was

but most people didn't like it much, apparently

[oblique belfry]

revin is dead

[copper vapor]

I spawned with a M9 with shitty sporting ammo. barely did any damage to this player

[pallid sapphire]

Borderlands 4 looks shittier than i remember

[broken mountain]

Iron harvest was the shit

It was great

[copper vapor]

I broke both her arms but barely did damage to head and torso

and ofc she was shooting tier 4 ammo lmao

[static axle]

ohno, people

[slim magnet]

will io interactive's james bond game ever release

[copper vapor]

no

[oblique belfry]

blood ocean

i thought they were gonna do smth different

oh well

[copper vapor]

I even spawned close to a spot with a lot of guns and ammo lootables but got unlucky with the loot generated

only got more of the shitty tier 1 pistol ammo, no new guns

oh well, next time

doge, weird question because I'm curious

[oblique belfry]

i feel like there is something for tomorrow but i forgot what it was

hm ?

[copper vapor]

how often do you get unlucky enough when you drop onto fartnut
that you have to fight with your starting melee pickaxe

[oblique belfry]

depends on location

but i usually go towards uncommon / single houses

to at least get something

[sour rivet]

theres a thing for mhwilds

and uhhhhhh

[oblique belfry]

there are times though

where i drop into populated area

and all the game is giving me is meds

just like pubg only attachments problem

[sour rivet]

it seems like no one ever lands closer to the middle anymore

its always on the edges of the map

[oblique belfry]

oh yeah

we are dropping in the middle of the map

nada

[static axle]

@copper vapori like the broken english lines from the npc's "i fak yor mather"

[oblique belfry]

we drop on the corner of the map

20 teams

[sour rivet]

they fear the floodgate

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

one of my few fortnite matches I ended up dropping at a house that someone else was already looting

so I had only me trusty pickax

while the guy had a shotgun

I ALMOST killed him

the pickaxe did 10 damage at the time and I landed 9 hits lmao

[oblique belfry]

aw

i thought you did

[oblique belfry]

oh you only played on early fortnite

[copper vapor]

I got very close. one more hit and he woulda died lul

[oblique belfry]

pick is now dealing 20

[static axle]

ah you can actually just use outpost as mini bases, i thought they would have atleast locked some features on the small ones but nope

[copper vapor]

yea it was the ancient days before these dumbass events and crossovers

[oblique belfry]

i miss em

they brought back "fortnite og" but its not the same when every player already knows how the game works

[copper vapor]

ya, apparently you can use stash and safely exit the game in these outposts

[oblique belfry]

and sweats.....sweats everywhere

[copper vapor]

yea number one reason why I don't wanna try the game again

it was already bad back then

[static axle]

yee, noticed. went to the closest one just to check it out

now i dont have to go to base anymore

[oblique belfry]

when wall+ramp was all you needed

and was known as "skill"

[static axle]

time to run UN boxes and be rich

[marsh cargo]

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

do you have like a notification when this artist posts ?

[marsh cargo]

yes

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

I got an objective in ABI to eliminate 1 enemy while playing as a scav (covert ops)
I gotta get lucky with the scav I spawn with and gotta get lucky that whatever player I find isn't wearing good armor

[frank hearth]

chibi omega

[real aspen]

have i told you about our wall clock?

ya know

cheap plastic quarts clock... from around 80s or 90s

one of oldest appliances in our home

steadily ticking

kinda funny how well even the cheap stuff lasts if you take care of it

[copper vapor]

uh oh.

@rocky turtle help

HELP

[real aspen]

[oblique belfry]

[real aspen]

hell is that

[copper vapor]

a ||behemoth spam-casting comets at me||

[real aspen]

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/LocalBateman/status/1972255213525278990 @oblique belfry real

Your Typical Local Man (@LocalBateman)

https://t.co/9Z6dOtqJYa

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 28, 2025, 11:01 AM

[oblique belfry]

damn i thought the first sanctuary might play instead

i was wrong

[copper vapor]

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

cant believe you can parry a goddamn meteor

[sour rivet]

@rocky turtle tf is this

[oblique belfry]

my bet is on tartarus fishing

[real aspen]

holy visual noise

[hexed kernel]

why do i have to reboot my pc to install fucking tablet drivers

[real aspen]

enough to rival warframe

[hexed kernel]

glorpshit

[sour rivet]

🫵 you clicked

[copper vapor]

it's a cutscene

[real aspen]

why are you installing tablet drivers
(i agree)

[oblique belfry]

i forgot droon also plays hd2

[raven swan]

say whatever you want about that game but you gotta admit they knocked it out of the park with the cinematics in this one

[oblique belfry]

didnt know it was hd2

[green granite]

Emo woman

[oblique belfry]

hades 2

also also forgot hd2 is helldivers 2

[real aspen]

im going to say something wild

@raven swan will you beta for me

i have said something wild

[raven swan]

okay i will beta test your wild takes

[hexed kernel]

nah not emo enough

fake

[real aspen]

damn

[hexed kernel]

up your standards

[raven swan]

isn't this more goth than emo

🤨

[real aspen]

ehh

barely passes for either

[raven swan]

sab what's your wild take

i'm waiting

[green granite]

Oh yeh goth

Blegh

[copper vapor]

WTF HIS HEALTH BAR IS ZERO WHY IS THE FIGHT NOT OVER

[real aspen]

not wild take, just something wild

[raven swan]

say it, do not make me delay my bedge time any longer

[real aspen]

"will you beta for me"

that's the wild thing

[raven swan]

???

have you even been on the internet?

[hexed kernel]

not goth enough either

smh

[raven swan]

that's not wild at all

[copper vapor]

eeping

[real aspen]

damn

[raven swan]

i have half a mind to ping azu to teach you how to say wild shit

[real aspen]

for once i though i was saying something wild and it turned out to be something mild

[raven swan]

eep time for me to

[raven swan]

[real aspen]

ok gramps

[raven swan]

night night chat

[real aspen]

get your naps

[raven swan]

have a nice one

[green granite]

Slavic woman

[raven swan]

kitagawa marin got drafted huh

[hexed kernel]

man, you people will eat up anything if you slap a generic anime face on it

[raven swan]

https://youtu.be/GjS59qX2G3U?si=MoUUmU9luZF9_8fq youtube is basically bedtime stories for the adult me now

night night

[copper vapor]

normally it's just cuppy, not "you people"

cuppy and maybe two others

[hexed kernel]

pardon me for generalizing

[copper vapor]

you are pardoned

[real aspen]

me too me too

[hexed kernel]

i'm still upset from the disappointment that was the boiled corn i had today

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-selam-cat-selam-aleykum-selam-aleykum-gif-941360079260854660

[real aspen]

slurp it right up

[timid hollow]

Bro folded under Zero pressure

Literally

[copper vapor]

I just love this cat going "alaikum as-salamu"

[real aspen]

was it raw

[raven swan]

worse, it was unseasoned

[green granite]

I can eat a whole salami right now

[raven swan]

[raven swan]

literally me

[real aspen]

go to sleep @raven swan

[raven swan]

okay boss

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CKLLVjq1n44

this cat is just too perfect

[hexed kernel]

very bland

[real aspen]

did you try dumping bunch of spices on it

[hexed kernel]

no

i didn't know i had to do that

besides i only have salt

[copper vapor]

https://www.reddit.com/r/RealTimeStrategy/comments/1ns2j2s/zod_engine_open_source_remake_of_1996s_z_by_the/

AYO OPEN SOURCE Z

[real aspen]

bruh

set on music and started writing

music was vibe

and minutes i noticed this

was hearing it the whole time anyway

brain is so weird

[frank hearth]

least schizo saab moment

[static axle]

not bad single run, add the 4 before those too

[copper vapor]

nice

I usually do 1 mission then go back to base

I'm too much of a pussy

(and last time I did a run, I almost spent all my ammo so decided to RTB)

[static axle]

they dont go away if you die

[real aspen]

i have most of aviator's songs memorized

as in, the sound of them

can play in my head

[static axle]

unless you have quest loot in inv, but sometimes fastest way to do a mission is to do the obj and just nade yourself

[rocky turtle]

bruh what a quest

[static axle]

these real good too, forgot these were a thing

i used to run 2 of these each filled with specific shit and main heals in pockets

[copper vapor]

ye I have one of those but it's the basic version with just 2 slots

pretty neat

[static axle]

suffering from success

[copper vapor]

[static axle]

time to sell 90% of shit

[proven kelp]

got em lmao

[proven tundra]

taking out the lorge boat

[copper vapor]

ready to raid the british isles

[static axle]

so useless

[proven kelp]

i think the 30mm cannon is one of the best parts about the Mi-28

too fun to use

[marsh cargo]

amazing gameplay

[hexed kernel]

threesome

[static axle]

@copper vaporroom

[marsh cargo]

so ABI good ?

[copper vapor]

the one hate's showing now is GZW

ABI is alright

reminds me of delta force's extraction mode

[static axle]

i mean its f2p mobile port

take that information as you like

[marsh cargo]

[static axle]

might even be done soon with starting place quests

yippee

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-sir-yayy-kataman-gif-12260883688244422951

I wanna play more abi now but friends aren't on

I could just do scav runs every 15 mins but

rather focus on ffxvi now

almost unlocking the dlcs

[timber oxide]

Turns out, can't mine a hole in Valheim

[hexed kernel]

everyone is valheiming

[real aspen]

i valed my heim long ago 😔

[copper vapor]

there's a limit to how far you can dig, and it depends on the 'starting point' of the ground

[hexed kernel]

yeah

[timber oxide]

And also, it just digs everything

I wanted to mine a hole, not a trench

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

no way

its them

[verbal lodge]

https://x.com/AprilShowerszzz/status/1972126364989026694?t=wh2PWfybyUxJpGuIdIF21g&s=19

April Button (@AprilShowerszzz)

I don't shower during the duelist Cup weekend. Anytime spent showering could instead be spent sleeping, eating, or GRINDING.

X · Sep 28, 2025, 2:29 AM

[turbid shuttle]

05 F-350 Lariat

And also launching boat in northern washington
This is a 99 though

[slim magnet]

that's a long ass be

d

[turbid shuttle]

As it should be

I wouldnt buy no short bed
Other then my 2015 F-250

[real aspen]

short bed pickups are stupid

just get a small van at that point

[turbid shuttle]

Only a 6-3/4 foot bed

[copper vapor]

such a show-off

[turbid shuttle]

At least its not a 5 foot bed

its almost 7 feet long

[broken mountain]

@oblique belfry who tf bought you hades

[turbid shuttle]

The 05 in an 8 foot

[oblique belfry]

lurker mf

laff gifted it to me

remember ?

[broken mountain]

ah

I was editing a video and saw you boot the game thru steam

[oblique belfry]

[turbid shuttle]

Hallo sound

[broken mountain]

sup borka

[oblique belfry]

i didn't play hades 2 when he gifted it to me

was waiting for 1.0

[broken mountain]

since when are you black

[turbid shuttle]

SIince now

[oblique belfry]

y tho

[turbid shuttle]

De La Soul

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet surely this is the run

[copper vapor]

THE BOI

ey borka

[turbid shuttle]

@broken mountain Do you want me to go back from black

[broken mountain]

damn, the lobby en motherfuckers got to you

[copper vapor]

I suck at ABI

[real aspen]

why does google docs not have dark mode

[broken mountain]

[copper vapor]

that is all

[real aspen]

fucking

[sour rivet]

surely

[real aspen]

gah

[sour rivet]

this MF

[turbid shuttle]

[sour rivet]

KEEPS COMPLAINING

EVERYTIME I PAUSE

[oblique belfry]

THIS MF

[turbid shuttle]

I am already max level with only like 30 or so hours

[oblique belfry]

rip run

[copper vapor]

what is the max

[turbid shuttle]

I am too good at ABI

[sour rivet]

oh fuck i forgot she could do that

[copper vapor]

I'm at 9 I think

[turbid shuttle]

30

[sour rivet]

i havent seen her for a bit

[real aspen]

fucking tryhard

smh my head

[broken mountain]

fuck

[turbid shuttle]

My total extract value is like 15 mil

[broken mountain]

gamma is boring lately

I cant make any kino

[turbid shuttle]

[broken mountain]

last one I made was yesterday

[real aspen]

oh no

[turbid shuttle]

I need to reinstall gamba

[real aspen]

offtopic is falling

[turbid shuttle]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@turbid shuttle

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)

[real aspen]

[broken mountain]

it already fell, young man

[real aspen]

damn

[broken mountain]

since 2024

[real aspen]

killing myself

[broken mountain]

go for it

[real aspen]

nope didnt work

although

2024 was almost 2 years ago

fucking

kill me

i hate the flow of time

[broken mountain]

do it yourself

[real aspen]

i hate evolution

[broken mountain]

o madone

sab back at it

everybody go back to talking

dont interact with him

[real aspen]

why cant everything remain the same

forever

change sucks

[turbid shuttle]

7 foot bed and 8 foot bed
Any shorter and the truck is useless

[hexed kernel]

old man

[turbid shuttle]

This server sucks

[real aspen]

this universe sucks

[turbid shuttle]

Fuck it im going back to eddie hall

[oblique belfry]

is that who i think it is

[real aspen]

i want to be wizard and practice forbidden magics and ponder orbs

[hexed kernel]

dawg :3

[real aspen]

but laws of physics say nuh uh

[sour rivet]

rock

[copper vapor]

lmao

[real aspen]

did he piss himself

why are his feet yellow

[turbid shuttle]

@broken mountain new pfp

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

poor guy

[copper vapor]

fuck's wrong with the guy's legs

[turbid shuttle]

Its called having calves

you should try it sometime

[real aspen]

that's what good calves look like

[turbid shuttle]

Or do i do thisd

[copper vapor]

calves made of granite jutting out of the leg like that

[broken mountain]

eddie is my idol

[real aspen]

yes

i actually have similar

although more hidden due to fat

[broken mountain]

you cant see your fucking feet, fatass

the fuck you mean

[real aspen]

bitch i can bring my foot to my head

im flexy

[oblique belfry]

alo ?

[broken mountain]

get away from the chat before you flip it over

whale

[turbid shuttle]

Perfect PFP

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-gif-22511058

[turbid shuttle]

This is the one

fuck it dont fit

[static axle]

i can see where the spending 90 on dudes come from

apple doesnt fall far from the tree

[turbid shuttle]

I need a dumb eddie hall image to use as a pfp

this works I guess

my current one

But I need more retard

[broken mountain]

ill make one for you

[turbid shuttle]

Yes

@broken mountain You might not have too

[copper vapor]

my last attempt at a scav run (covert ops) spawned me with a m9 pistol with sporting ammo
ran into a dude with level 3 armor and his gun had level 4 ammo
I landed 8 shots on him and barely did any damage

and I have a mission where I need to eliminate an enemy as a scav player

dunno if killing other scavs counts

[turbid shuttle]

New pfp is perfect

whats the profile picture command

Oh wait i already posted it

[copper vapor]

p!avatar I think
and the discord ID

[muted gyro]

Invalid member argument.
Member not found.

Usage: p!avatar [member]

[turbid shuttle]

Hold on this might be funnier

[broken mountain]

@turbid shuttle pick

[turbid shuttle]

[broken mountain]

i tried my best

[turbid shuttle]

Im proud of you

[broken mountain]

angela merkel on the right

and totally not eddie

wait wtf

its 9pm?

[rocky turtle]

@sour rivet u unlocked revaal in hades 2?

[sour rivet]

no

[rocky turtle]

its peak

[timid hollow]

time to battle my field

https://tenor.com/view/battlefield-gif-4833425

and we need the right soundtrack

https://open.spotify.com/intl-de/track/7uCHzRE4pUtRQMCxHXNGm5?si=51cd2f314de243b8

DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU

[broken mountain]

am I your right soundtrack?

❤️

[timid hollow]

DUDUDUDuDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDuDUDUDUDUDDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU

[broken mountain]

💔

[turbid shuttle]

btw

https://tenor.com/view/josh-allen-buffalo-bills-go-bills-bladegifs-gif-7490017163003392042

Saints are cooked

[frozen void]

ChatGPT

Conectează-te
Ai spus:
Story about scav run in tarkov and dying to cheater
ChatGPT a spus:
Title: “Just a Scav Run…”

I spawned in Interchange.
9 minutes on the clock.
AKS-74U with half a mag, no armor, and a green beanie. Standard issue scav life.

“Just a quick in-and-out,” I told myself. “Grab something, anything, and extract. No stress.”

The mall was dead quiet. Too quiet.
Dead PMCs littered the tech stores—laser marks on their chests, loot picked clean. Someone had been through, but left the trash behind. I snagged a half-used CMS kit and a ProKill from a backpack some poor soul didn’t make it out with.

I hugged the shadows. Listened. Nothing but the flicker of broken mall lights and the occasional fly. 7 minutes left. Time to move.

I slipped past Kiba, cut through the offices, and headed toward Emercom. I’d take the power station extract—quicker, safer.
Or so I thought.

ChatGPT

Conectează-te
Ai spus:
Story about scav run in tarkov and dying to cheater
ChatGPT a spus:
Title: “Just a Scav Run…”

I spawned in Interchange.
9 minutes on the clock.
AKS-74U with half a mag, no armor, and a green beanie. Standard issue scav life.

“Just a quick in-and-out,” I told myself. “Grab something, anything, and extract. No stress.”

The mall was dead quiet. Too quiet.
Dead PMCs littered the tech stores—laser marks on their chests, loot picked clean. Someone had been through, but left the trash behind. I snagged a half-used CMS kit and a ProKill from a backpack some poor.

5 minutes left.

I was outside now, crouch-walking past a bush line near the Emercom wall. I heard it—snap. A crack like a whip, but no report.
Then I was on the ground.
Black limbs. Red screen.
No shot heard. No warning. No chance.

“[CheekiBreeki420] has killed you with M61. Distance: 324m.”

I stared at the screen.
No tags.
No sound.
Just one tap from the misty treeline across the map.

I knew that name. Everyone did. The forums had threads about him. ESP. Aimbot. Godmode. You name it.

[copper vapor]

[thick plover]

conceptualize these nuts across your face

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-verified-verified-by-usec-this-post-has-been-fact-checked-tarkov-usec-gif-9723430833983656353

[turbid shuttle]

If you aint watching the bills game what are you doing?

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/like-hoyoverse-zenless-zone-zero-zzz-miyabi-gif-9710130066086581403

i should start schizoposting like iedy

but with song lyrics

[ebon heart]

!читать

[solid sundial]

_ _||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969924176842473482/1390404626960093235/800ec6d99f79dcf1.mp4?ex=686822b7&is=6866d137&hm=9ed0a188325960f656900a395d81041ffc5f518b6946343d507db1a545dd843d&

[turbid shuttle]

@broken mountain

[broken mountain]

I want to have a conversation with him ngl

seems like an interesting persona

[copper vapor]

wtf does this even mean
is this even english anymore

[turbid shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qglkqNwUQX8 I didnt expect this to come out of nowhere
Talkin bout hitlers wet dream and shit

[rocky turtle]

@sour rivet vroom vroom

[subtle sage]

Anybody here play Tunguska? It's on sale and I'm curious if it's any good

[hexed kernel]

you mean this?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1601970/Tunguska_The_Visitation__Enhanced_Edition/

Steam

Tunguska: The Visitation - Enhanced Edition

SURVIVAL
Tunguska: The Visitation is 3D top-down action shooter, infused with moderate survival elements such as food, medicine, body energy, character stat buff, hazardous environments, and inventory management. The slow-paced, methodical gameplay inspires critical thinking and strategic planning.

A perk-based skill system lets you decide…

Price

$14.99

Recommendations

1358

▶ Play video

[marsh cargo]

https://youtu.be/KFgU_Rtta2w?si=aQIH3n2kiZQe3oWX

[copper vapor]

what a show-off part deux

[rocky turtle]

speedrunner moment

[copper vapor]

if this were FFXIV he woulda jumped off a cliff and died

elusive jump more like suicide jump

am I right

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

pancake jumpscare

[hexed kernel]

why so flat 😭

[fluid trout]

aftermath of a tragic piano accident

[copper vapor]

is that the t-100 LT or whatsitsname

[proven tundra]

432

I beat the shit out of those light tanks

[turbid shuttle]

@proven tundra your not real

[copper vapor]

oh right it's the 432

[turbid shuttle]

Canada isnt real

[copper vapor]

premium tier 8 one

[proven tundra]

Correct

[turbid shuttle]

[proven tundra]

I'm a figment of your imagination

[real aspen]

wasnt this one of most uncomfortable tanks to sit in?

historically

[turbid shuttle]

who else is not real

@quiet abyss your not real

[proven tundra]

Atrox is also Canadian

[turbid shuttle]

Canada doesnt exist

[real aspen]

does georgia exist

i mean

[turbid shuttle]

Probably not

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

Unfortunately

[turbid shuttle]

[real aspen]

damn

nuking myself

500 gigatons

[sour rivet]

Not just one georgia tho

TWO

[proven tundra]

Birb lives in the real Georgia

[turbid shuttle]

Europe

[marsh cargo]

average soviet tank experience

[proven tundra]

You live in fantasy Georgia Sab

[turbid shuttle]

France is sadly real, learned that the hard way

We need to bomb france

[real aspen]

it's called საქართველო actually

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

to be fair

we do have dwarves

[fluid trout]

did you smell the beautiful scent of human excrement, liquid and solid, while waiting in line in a tourist trap that simultaneously hates tourist?

[real aspen]

and mountain hermits

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

who live in caves

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

eat shit

[real aspen]

and weird forest men

[turbid shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/war-make-boof-gif-26213687

[real aspen]

why is it so hard to get a good opening line

guh

[turbid shuttle]

If we nuke france and the UK we lose nothing of value

[fluid trout]

I hate it when pissy folks complain about swapping out ingredients in recipes when it ultimately doesnt matter

[turbid shuttle]

It does

sometimes

[fluid trout]

I'm talking about parts of it that dont matter

[turbid shuttle]

oh

[fluid trout]

like swapping out a fat for another

[nocturne aurora]

when you and your homeboys just want to chill but get drafted

[fluid trout]

does it really matter that I'm using bacon instead of pancetta?

[turbid shuttle]

Was gonna say
I cook and bake as a hobbie
My wife used to do it for work
If you were about to say some dumb shit you were gonna get !slap'd

[real aspen]

swap potato with turnip

[solid sundial]

@real aspen _ _||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ _ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1159979001989845002/slap_1.mp4?ex=66073f21&is=65f4ca21&hm=f62cbd201a0c93cc5e23f39d1721ad9c6ddb27dbaa8102469a7adf383056aaf1&

[real aspen]

[fluid trout]

swap butter with margarine

[real aspen]

i actually drop in some turnips when making stew/soup

[proven tundra]

Heavy whipping cream with skim milk

[real aspen]

that stuff absorbs fluid really well

[proven tundra]

Same thing right

[real aspen]

but have to time it right

cause cooked turnips are ugh

[fluid trout]

speaking of milk, yall ever put powdered milk into a glass of milk to make it more milkier

[copper vapor]

put milk on yo milk so you can drink milk while you drink milk

[sour rivet]

milk

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/727-whenyouseeit-majima-enjoyer-what-gif-21311520

[rocky turtle]

[fluid trout]

pilk enjoyers keep moving, this is a pickle pepsi neighborhood

[copper vapor]

CHAOS
also is this a dissidia reference

[copper vapor]

prince charming if he was good

[rocky turtle]

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

he's legit my favorite character in this game

[proven tundra]

What would the good Ratsujiro look like

[copper vapor]

this, maybe

actually maybe not

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

green glowy eyes, blood on its fur

doesn't look

"Good"

[sour rivet]

dusk rat

could be worse

could be

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

could be cancer mouse

[sour rivet]

cancerous rodent

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

holy shit new yharnam update

[copper vapor]

i wish i had the patience to do the dungeon thing in bloodborne to fight the yharnam queen

alas

[rocky turtle]

best rat is cookie rat

change my mind

[proven tundra]

I cannot

[static axle]

@copper vapor did you see the bf6 live action trailer got us in the first half ngl

[copper vapor]

no

should I?

live action trailers are usually cringe

[static axle]

https://youtu.be/EunkRPRzECg?si=-e6xomX7nrO6yIWh

[proven tundra]

[static axle]

Its funny as fuck

[copper vapor]

this looks like the ragtag band of "irregulars" they used to show in BFV promo material

[static axle]

You know exactly what they making fun off too

[copper vapor]

WTF IT'S ZAC EFRON LMAO

[broken mountain]

its amazing

[static axle]

Cod getting fucking stray shots left and right nowadays

[broken mountain]

peak antagonizing activision

[solemn silo]

Every day im reminded how good bfv couldve been

[rocky turtle]

two looks like got there from BTS

[copper vapor]

WHY DOES THIS REMIND ME OF BFFs

[rocky turtle]

other two from factory

[static axle]

i just laughed at the bf6 soldier "who were those guys?"

[upbeat verge]

im in my bed watching youtube vids
im nice and cosy
it actually starts raining outside
oooooh yes

this is it boys

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

fine ok this trailer was good

is EA finally back

[broken mountain]

yeah, fifa 26 just released

😭

[static axle]

At first i was like ewww cause i saw paddy's ad in ig, then had to check it out and thank god they memeing with zac and paddy etc

Rest of the trailer was suprisingly good for la

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/battlefield-friends-god-gun-engineer-appsro-battlefield-gif-15639947

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxMwpndkRLU

[rocky turtle]

[fluid trout]

surpisingly very reminiscent of the good ol BF ads

[wet lantern]

If trailers are what games are rated by, 2042 was an amazing game then

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

bf2042 trailer had literal false advertising

(launching jeeps with c4)

[wet lantern]

You could only launch them in portal

[copper vapor]

ye ik

[wet lantern]

Normal game physics were so bad

[fluid trout]

man, Takao getting destroyed by Godzilla in Minus One is one of the coolest shit I've watched

[copper vapor]

unlock the final main quest for the game
8 new sidequests pop up

[wet lantern]

oi bruv you got a loiscense fer that post

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

fake just like word final in final fantasy

[copper vapor]

[broken mountain]

@oblique belfry mwah

[sour rivet]

Bro he has a gun pointed at you

Get out of there

[broken mountain]

I dont give a fuck about his anal bead powered pistol

[oblique belfry]

subskrybent

also is "nowy" "now" ?

if yes why the "y"

[hexed kernel]

new

[oblique belfry]

ah

then nvm

[broken mountain]

new

teratd

[thick plover]

@sour rivet find the difference between these 2 images

[oblique belfry]

i see

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

you know, ive gained a certain respect for ultramarines after reading Know No Fear, i used to think they were boring and shit

but now i just have a certain liking for them

[wild vortex]

he later turned into rat zombie

[quiet abyss]

[wild vortex]

(rat after fent)

[proven tundra]

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

theyre still cool n shit

[proven tundra]

as cool as

[kindred leaf]

me: WHY YOU WONT PRINT.

model: CAUSE YOU'RE DUMB

now is fixed ¬¬

ok i went full wall. this should fix the issue

[flint path]

Anyone into DCS? I need an advice on a flightstick. Im between a vkb gnx evo and a winwing ursa minor fighter. Both are in same price range for me

[kindred leaf]

both have sanwa ?

oh, flighstick, nvm

[flint path]

Whats sanwa btw?

[copper vapor]

time to feed on ABI a bit more

died again to a guy fully kitted with tier 4 armor

in the noob map

gotta love smurfs

all the damage I did to him

lvl 30 dude, too

lmao

[proven tundra]

a japanese company

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKSH4d-iN-k

[runic condor]

which map

farm?

[proven tundra]

sailing home with some iron

[copper vapor]

yea farm normal

smurf who gets rekt at his own level gotta go to the noob map to feel good about himself

[runic condor]

yeah players there are 50/50
you either meet the newbies or a fully kitted guy

[copper vapor]

this mission to eliminate 1 enemy as a scav

[runic condor]

loot ain't even that good

[copper vapor]

is gonna be impossible

[runic condor]

i play farm when i have missions there

[copper vapor]

I got missions there, too

but as I said

eliminate 1 enemy as scav

on farm

at this rate I'll never complete it

[runic condor]

pp gun for the win

[copper vapor]

if I spawned with one as a scav, sure

this match I spawned with the shitty burst fire carbine

and previous one I had a m9

[runic condor]

eww

[copper vapor]

with tier 1 ammo

and first player I meet on both matches

wearing tier 4 armor

too bad you can't complete 'normal' missions as a scav

[green granite]

Battlefield 6 trailer killing off cringe characters is just fucking funny

[copper vapor]

they killed zac efron

I liked him

[runic condor]

issues aside, game is actually fun

[copper vapor]

it is

[runic condor]

i wonder if they plan on releasing more guns

that would be nice

[copper vapor]

and this kinda issue is almost impossible to fix without basically crippling the matchmaking system with tons of restrictions

so... just gotta live with it

[runic condor]

yup

[copper vapor]

I bet the players we killed in our first few matches also got salty about it, so... just like they say in eft

tarkov giveth, tarkov taketh

I'm a sour loser tho

wtf is 'elite' in this game

some sorta premium account?

[runic condor]

it's a rank

[runic condor]

oh

then yeah

[copper vapor]

how do I check what it gives

[runic condor]

mmm, i dont really know where to check it but here

[copper vapor]

time to ask chatgpt

[runic condor]

you get these

[copper vapor]

[runic condor]

i activate every basic elite card i get

the composite case is useful

[copper vapor]

very.

twice as much room as the basic case

[runic condor]

yup

[copper vapor]

apparently the 'eliminate 1 enemy in covert ops mode' also allows killing npcs
even though they're "friendly" to us

[runic condor]

good to know

[copper vapor]

then again the video I'm watching is 8 months old and the objective is to kill 5

so maybe with the rework they changed it

[runic condor]

usually when it says enemy, npcs count as well

[copper vapor]

only 1 target but then it has to be a player

I'll check.

cooldown's up, let's find out

I hope this game doesn't have a "scav reputation" lmao

ooh. OOOOOOH

I might have a chance against players LMAO

[runic condor]

hell yea

[runic condor]

only reputation system i've seen is the merit score

[green granite]

Does ABI have like dedicated pve

[copper vapor]

nope

grey zone warfare does, but ABI doesn't

[runic condor]

i mean if you play slow enough you won't meed other players so

[green granite]

Unplayable

[copper vapor]

found 2 npcs together if I shoot one the other will aggro

[rocky turtle]

ez clap with sks

[green granite]

Is ABI more casual than EFT or its stressful af

[runic condor]

it is pretty casual

npcs are pretty braindead except for bosses

you matchmake with people your skill usually

credits are plenitful so you won't have to worry about buying supplies

[pure compass]

sks is p useless against geared operators

npcs arent that strong in abi tho

[copper vapor]

ye I spawned with tier 1 ammo so probably not much chance against plaeyrs

still

it's arifle

not some shitty pistol

[pure compass]

you'd be better off with an smg from a scav

[copper vapor]

ye I imagine anything auto is better

[pure compass]

.45 HS rounds are tier 1 iirc

issue with the sks is more "gun goes up and blocks view"

[copper vapor]

ok killing npcs counts

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry was is the autumm sale you were forgetting tomorrow

[copper vapor]

hitreg in this game sucks tho

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

I aimed at the back of his head

clearly exposed

and it was still blocked by the helmet

[oblique belfry]

i didnt even know there was an autumn sale

so no

[sour rivet]

Zamn

[oblique belfry]

weird

[sour rivet]

Wjat is bro forgetting

[oblique belfry]

good question

[copper vapor]

another cover ops mission in the farm

[oblique belfry]

maybe i just remembered the fact its monday tmrw idfk

even tho im unemployed monday sucks

i give up

if i forgot it, it must be smth not important

[hexed kernel]

why

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/two-and-a-half-men-forgotten-rain-soccer-kid-gif-14419736533632730492

[oblique belfry]

new week

beginning of new weeks usually suck

[hexed kernel]

why

[oblique belfry]

whether thats a minor inconvenience

or a major incident

it varies

[timid hollow]

lifes shoooort

why does it take sooooooo long

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKfbgqzHs4g

[timid hollow]

GOOD MORNIN NIGHT CITY

A DAY IN THE LIFE

[turbid shuttle]

fucking tired

I've driven so much lately its getting draining

never thought that was possible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6aFcT2VcNY @green granite

[sour rivet]

smoke this

it will speed up time

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-metal-gear-time-skip-time-phantom-cigar-gif-6933960479127071462

[sour rivet]

WOAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/pain-phantom-the-the-phantom-pain-metallic-gear-poopy-gif-17171818497153652964

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/old-snake-metal-gear-solid-snake-time-goes-by-fast-metal-gear-solid-gif-26264117

[copper vapor]

[turbid shuttle]

That looks like a fun thing to smoke

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-v-mr-v-discord-snake-metal-gear-solid-venom-snake-gif-7291473791570650273

[turbid shuttle]

I should buy a singular cuban cigar

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-metal-gear-solid-venom-snake-big-boss-skull-face-gif-14420317428671333454

[copper vapor]

absolute worst part of the game

007-ahhh villain monologue

(yes I know it's intentional)

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/hideo-kojima-gaming-controller-gif-894713486585618634

[copper vapor]

spawned with sks again, but this time no armor

no armor, no rig, no backpack

[turbid shuttle]

All these FPV Drone trick pros are gonna make bank in ww3

[copper vapor]

I said the same thing to a friend who does FPV bullshit

he should go to a warzone and get rich

[timid hollow]

everytime a friend plays fpv simulator or has one i ask if he is training already

[runic condor]

what is that construction helmet you got on lol

[turbid shuttle]

We ball

[runic condor]

first time i've seen it

[turbid shuttle]

@copper vapor I may or may not have like 6 million in armor

All level 6 crap

with a G3 with the AP 7.62 nato

2000$ a round

I never run the T6

Because T6 is gae as hell

[copper vapor]

I just saw a player knife a npc

he's fully kitted

just used the knife to save ammo

[turbid shuttle]

Yeah the NPC's are kinda useless

[copper vapor]

[turbid shuttle]

If you ever die to NPC's, just stop playing the game

you are beyond help

[copper vapor]

I"ll remember that when you come here saying you died to one

[turbid shuttle]

Its legit impossible

I WALKED THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF THE MAP

WALKED

And never got shot by any AI

Never got shot by players cause they thought I was AI

its free player kills

@green granite https://youtu.be/nktMY2Na5ys?si=n1lZ7I0AlDzee1-1 this is you when WW3 starts

The dad lore this guy will have

[copper vapor]

aight success

gonna have to do another run to complete this mission but better do it in parts than die and lose all loot

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/paulie-gaulti-sopranos-paulie-walnuts-paulie-gualtieri-whattaya-hear-whattaya-say-gif-18828349

[copper vapor]

stash almost full

[turbid shuttle]

I have a fucking massive stash

[flat violet]

What game now