╟❓general-offtopic

[leaden pilot]

he tanked a jar of it like a champ (not fucking dying) tho

he just turned into a 4WD

[timid hollow]

i love broth

salt is yummy

[leaden pilot]

humanity can eat almost anything with salt

its great

[obsidian sun]

try saltless boiled eggs

[opal star]

An idiotic friend of mine attempted to drink a bottle of everclear, a shot or two of that pure gas will give you the worst hangover.

[obsidian sun]

they taste so different it's crazy

[leaden pilot]

i know what everclear is. drinking it alone is a bad idea, why the fuck did he think he can down a bottle

[real aspen]

we're 2% salt

of course we love it

[opal star]

Your body just doesn't know what to think of such a small amount getting you drunk so badly.

[leaden pilot]

did he go to the hospital for alcohol poisoning or something

[blazing jackal]

theyre saltless when you boil them wdym

[obsidian sun]

eat them without adding salt retard

[opal star]

Threw up on the spot, knocked out for a while.

[leaden pilot]

yea that’s the best case scenario tbh

[blazing jackal]

like all humans do from time to time?

[leaden pilot]

if he actually downed an entire bottle the boys and gals at the ICU will have a fun tale to tell

[blazing jackal]

theyre better with mayo tho

[timid hollow]

i never eat eggs without salt

[leaden pilot]

try adding pepper too

mix salt and pepper

1:1 ratio

[opal star]

Farthest i've gone was two micro shots.

[leaden pilot]

dip boiled egg

eat

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/too-much-pepper-gif-19175140

[leaden pilot]

sehr gut

[leaden pilot]

i said add pepper not turn it into a goddamn rub

[hexed kernel]

you take a bite of this and die

immediately

[leaden pilot]

that’s two more than I woulda done, dunno if i should commend or scold you

[real aspen]

pepper kinda doesnt have any taste

[obsidian sun]

^white people

[blazing jackal]

he could buy an entire village in 11 cen europe for that amount of pepper

[real aspen]

i use fresh grounds, just for aroma

[leaden pilot]

you eat dirt?

[real aspen]

but taste-wise it's like, nothing

[real aspen]

yes

[leaden pilot]

ewie

[hexed kernel]

😭

[real aspen]

it has minerals

and vitamins

and low calories

what else could one want for a nice snack

[obsidian sun]

takes one to know one

[leaden pilot]

i mean pepper WAS worth its weight in gold dust so yea

[blazing jackal]

are you sure your a georgian? cause those i know will revoke your being one for that sentence

[real aspen]

why do you think i dont think it has any taste?

tongue adapted from eating so much of it

no longer registers

[timid hollow]

british*

[opal star]

Sab, you've ever eaten ground coffee straight?

[real aspen]

yes

and unground coffee too

im eating it currently, in fact

[opal star]

Oh man.

[blazing jackal]

bs, i poisoned myself with asian red oiled food and still can tell which pepper and with what amount it was cooked

[real aspen]

im built diff

put a bunch of fresh ground pepper on my khinkali

barely register it's there

[opal star]

Oh shit, do you know this guy?

Pretty well known in georgia.

[real aspen]

think i've seen him on billboards

not really into conventional sports

[hexed kernel]

how much liquid is inside of them though

maybe it neutralizes the taste of pepper

[opal star]

He's into a fairly unconventional sport, lol.

[blazing jackal]

because its young and very mild, and not even fermented to be a proper black pepper

[real aspen]

but it has

fresh ground means uhhh, those small spheres

got a grinder, straight onto whatever im eating

nice aroma

but taste wise it's nothing

same for red pepper, cant really taste it

[blazing jackal]

like i said, you using it wrong

you get the smell, thats all

[real aspen]

how do you use it then

[blazing jackal]

You gather them, boiling them a little and dry them on the sun, thats THE basic black pepper

[real aspen]

[real aspen]

that's how they're made yes

get ours from village

in big bags

but again, they dont have much of a taste for me

[blazing jackal]

its not very spicy (by pepper means) if its what you talking about, but taste is here

[leaden pilot]

wish me luck

[blazing jackal]

dudong or badger?

[leaden pilot]

Neither

Aboa MK 1

slow transport ship but a transport ship nonetheless

[blazing jackal]

looking good

das good

https://tenor.com/view/das-boot-thomsen-gif-18731736

[leaden pilot]

EK ships are very nice

vanilla-friendly

balanced

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVxXbTk-zsQ&list=RDYVxXbTk-zsQ&start_radio=1

[blazing jackal]

vanilla-friendly mods you recommend?

[leaden pilot]

Not the right person for that unfortunately, but I can recommend the EK Submarine line

very nice

[timid hollow]

i need a overly dramatic/cinematic shooter campaign

will bf4 do the job?

[olive coral]

Isnt this like your third baro game

[leaden pilot]

yep

[leaden pilot]

the campaign fits the bill aye

[olive coral]

Did you fuck up the last one or did yoy finish it

[blazing jackal]

cod allied assault/2

[leaden pilot]

changed mods

[timid hollow]

Wanna play it because bf6 will get a campaign and afaik its the bf4 timeline

[timid hollow]

i played trough cod 2 so often as a kid that i can smell dead cows

[blazing jackal]

you need codlike or just drama/cinematic one?

[leaden pilot]

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[timid hollow]

kinda codlike, feeling like a movie typa stuff

the original modern warfares are my kinda stuff

and if i replayed them not too long ago i go for crysis, but ive done all 3 a week ago

and i ignore warhead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7X0Nfe8CJs

The sounds of the artillery are burned into my brain, i played the multiplayer until a few years ago, sadly the server i played on mostly died after corona was over

[quiet yew]

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

easily the best moment in CoD 2

[blazing jackal]

how tistic baratrauma shipbuilder?

[blazing maple]

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[hexed kernel]

type of shit cuppy would post

[blazing maple]

not enough cleavage and it's a real woman not an anime woman

also over the age of 25

[hexed kernel]

[rocky turtle]

[hexed kernel]

omg haii

[rocky turtle]

[quiet yew]

[blazing jackal]

makeup gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever

[blazing maple]

solid snake wearing green makeup camo to blend in better: No

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/silksong-basketball-ice-dunk-hornet-gif-3999940650987546913

[broken mountain]

Man

It looks great for its years

[hexed kernel]

wdym "for its years" 😭

29 is hella young

oh fuck

i'm stupid

again

nvm

[hexed kernel]

still though cod 2 isn't that old

[timid hollow]

20 years is old for a game

[broken mountain]

The textures and everything look very well

[timid hollow]

feels like crysis came out last year but its goddamn 18

[broken mountain]

Take Fahrenheit for example

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

released on the same year

[oblique belfry]

woke up to sad news where my best friend's dog died

[broken mountain]

aw

[hexed kernel]

goob morbing :3

[oblique belfry]

loved that boxer man

[proven tundra]

[broken mountain]

my condolences

[proven tundra]

Nooooo

[oblique belfry]

at least she lived a very long and adventurous life

wherever they went somewhere she went with them as well

almost 14 years old too so it was bound to happen sooner or later

[broken mountain]

It always hurts to lose someone that you've been with most of your life

[latent hazel]

fed fed fed fed fed fed fed fed fed

[oblique belfry]

i wasn't yet even i feel sad because his dog really loved me as well

[broken mountain]

My dogs are going to be about 6 now, I'm glad they are doing fine

[real aspen]

guh

ate a worm

[oblique belfry]

my sister's dog is around 12-13 years old

[real aspen]

accidentally

lastes like fig

[broken mountain]

Well an outside cat of mine is 14 and has a record of 100 babies

[real aspen]

is fig made out of worms

[oblique belfry]

goddamn

[broken mountain]

she belongs to the streets

[oblique belfry]

must increase population

[real aspen]

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck sab

[timid hollow]

bypass of automod

[real aspen]

dumbass bot

[broken mountain]

I dont even know any male cats around here, she only goes around the neighbour areas

[timid hollow]

execution

[broken mountain]

cause they feed her

Though she hangs around at me most of the time

[blazing maple]

I'll give you the pass this one time

[real aspen]

[oblique belfry]

living the life

[broken mountain]

Doesnt even have teeth 😭

[oblique belfry]

[blazing jackal]

just sterilize the poor thing

[oblique belfry]

wanted to attend the wedding of someone i barely know but it got worse and worse the more i thought about it

so i guess ill ditch it

[broken mountain]

I wouldnt even get it to a vet

Its a smart mf

[broken mountain]

tell me who, when and where

[real aspen]

uh oh

now everything tastes weird

[oblique belfry]

[real aspen]

that might've been a bad worm

[oblique belfry]

someone i barely know's uncle is getting married

[real aspen]

am i dying

[oblique belfry]

there is alcohol

[broken mountain]

when

[oblique belfry]

today

in 3 hours even

[broken mountain]

location

shit

maybe ill catch a flight

[oblique belfry]

the only reason i wanted to go there is hangout with friends but the cons kept piling up so i just went

[timid hollow]

i heard we crashing a wedding

[oblique belfry]

gonna watch minecraft live and fortnite event instead

[timid hollow]

will there be kebab

[broken mountain]

Im taking a taxi to berlin and to ankara from there

[oblique belfry]

probably not

[timid hollow]

grown ass man btw

[oblique belfry]

dont care

me hobbies me do

[timid hollow]

normally yes, but fortnut so no

[broken mountain]

Doge is the type of guy to watch fortnite live instead of getting laid

[timid hollow]

inb4 "i dont wanna get laid "

[broken mountain]

Guh, go away im studying

he be showing her his collection of fortnite parachutes

[thin bobcat]

Alright, at some point the fact that you live in Turkey ain't gonna save you no more from flame

[oblique belfry]

i hate weddings
i hate alcohol
i dont care about relationships
dont know anyone in that wedding except my friend group (4-5 people)
its far as fuck so i have to either catch up with my friends to take me there or use multiple public transports

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

Well, you said its a distant uncle

[oblique belfry]

not mine

[broken mountain]

So there will be people outside of your family

So you can hit

[oblique belfry]

bro its not my wedding

[thick plover]

The reason doge isnt going to the wedding is because he doesnt have any money to get a gift

[broken mountain]

You never gave the bride an empty letter?

[oblique belfry]

iets "person b"'s uncle getting married

[broken mountain]

Damn

[oblique belfry]

which im not even close with person b

i only know his name

that it

[thick plover]

Pretty sure you get beheaded for that in Turkey

[thin bobcat]

I mean, let's be fair, most of the presents are usually shit

[raven swan]

way too many times

[broken mountain]

Im only there for 2 days

[raven swan]

[broken mountain]

The wedding and the afterparty

[oblique belfry]

they met each other in high school so they have more relation with each other

[thin bobcat]

"Oh wow, a fucking mixer, didn't already get 5 of those"

[thick plover]

Envelope of money

[broken mountain]

Its an occassion to meet new people

[thick plover]

Car seat for future child

[raven swan]

or baby care products

[thick plover]

Stroller

[oblique belfry]

kurds

[thin bobcat]

Envelope of mercury

[thick plover]

Yea ur right

Gifts are shit

[raven swan]

*anthrax

[broken mountain]

"Yeah we decided to not have kids together"

[timid hollow]

even worse "my wife isnt able to get kids" maybe

[proven tundra]

Do people not have wedding gift registries? And money is always good

[raven swan]

thank god there's the other use of baby oil

[broken mountain]

Is that so, let me try

[broken mountain]

an indian saying this btw

[oblique belfry]

almost everyone is attaching money to the bribe and groom in here

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

some even gold

[broken mountain]

Empty envelope

[raven swan]

as if that is of any significance

[broken mountain]

and go drinking

[raven swan]

also i'd say that again

[oblique belfry]

"here is your gift whoever the fuck you are ANYWAYS wher alcohol"

[thin bobcat]

I mean, what is the proper amount of money to give in an envelope? (I ain't gonna give them an empty one sound, fuck off)

[oblique belfry]

sound mentality

[broken mountain]

Weddings made me realize only one thing

I am a terrible, terrible dancer

[raven swan]

a hundo is plenty

[proven tundra]

Usually $50

[oblique belfry]

depends on how much you are willing to give but most of the time below 100 liras is considered bad

[thin bobcat]

[broken mountain]

Here it depends on the family

[oblique belfry]

at least in here

[thin bobcat]

Alright

Good thing I never gave envelopes, I always just bought whatever looked good in our electronics store around here

[timid hollow]

under 100 lira is considered bad?

[oblique belfry]

i remember one person attaching 10 liras to the bribe and brige gave them a fucking death stare

[broken mountain]

If its somebody close, like a close cousin or something, its up to 300 euro

[frail leaf]

💱 100 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr: is equal to 3.36 CAD (Canadian Dollar) :flag_ca:

[oblique belfry]

im committing sudoku

[raven swan]

so you're the mixer guy

[timid hollow]

i can collect pet bottles in 20 minutes for that

[broken mountain]

The trick was to give money from the entire family instead of individually

[real aspen]

research their entire life and give them a perfectly selected present

[oblique belfry]

GIMEEEEE

istg if that system were in turkey

i would legit collect everything i find

[broken mountain]

You dont know the possibilities of 2 euro

[blazing maple]

you guys gotta stop converting currency using the bot. It's bad for your mental health

[frail leaf]

💱 100 INR (Indian Rupee) :flag_in: is equal to 1.13 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[raven swan]

[broken mountain]

Wah wah my ass

[raven swan]

we give a hundo if we're randoms in a marriage party

[real aspen]

you're bad for my mental health

[frail leaf]

💱 100 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr: is equal to 3.69 AUD (Australian Dollar) :flag_au:

[real aspen]

[frail leaf]

💱 8 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu: is equal to 393,415.25 IRR (Iranian Rial) :flag_ir:

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

TF

[real aspen]

holy inflation

[thin bobcat]

Nah, I usually buy that tefal contact grill because I just don't know what the person needs

[broken mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/scarface-push-it-to-the-limit-print-money-money-gif-16447349582844155176

[proven tundra]

[thin bobcat]

It's around 150€

[oblique belfry]

how much is your avg salary wtf

[broken mountain]

@oblique belfry the cat I told you about

[raven swan]

nice car

[broken mountain]

She came

[oblique belfry]

omg its a tuxedo too

[thin bobcat]

Luckily I have not had a lot of weddings that I went to till now but I have given out the same grill twice already lmao

[frail leaf]

💱 65,000 CAD (Canadian Dollar) :flag_ca: is equal to 1,933,358.76 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr:

[raven swan]

doesn't it have to have a fuller black coat to be tux cat?

[oblique belfry]

please tell me this isn't your salary

YASU

PLEASE TELL ME

THIS ISNT WHAT YOU EARN

[proven tundra]

That's a pharmacy technician salary lol

[oblique belfry]

ah

[raven swan]

annual i'd assume?

[proven tundra]

I didn't feel like putting mine in

[thin bobcat]

That shit is for real cheaper than buying monopoly money

[oblique belfry]

lower or higher

[proven tundra]

Ye annual

Higher

[frail leaf]

💱 47,000 INR (Indian Rupee) :flag_in: is equal to 530.06 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[oblique belfry]

WHAT

[raven swan]

that's how much i'd get in a doctoral fellowship

[blazing maple]

sorgy

[proven tundra]

Pharmacist makes more than a technician

[oblique belfry]

wait so like

5.4k per month ?

[frail leaf]

💱 5,400 CAD (Canadian Dollar) :flag_ca: is equal to 160,617.50 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr:

[oblique belfry]

im actually gonna commit sudoku

[timid hollow]

i earned like 1k euro in my apprenticeship

[oblique belfry]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[timid hollow]

which is like 48k lira

[oblique belfry]

"new pharmacist : 33k"

"experienced : 45-55k"

"guarding or taking extra tasks : 60-70k"

THATS STILL LOWER THEN THAT

[thin bobcat]

That's about 3.3K€, not that much honestly

[frail leaf]

💱 3,300 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu: is equal to 160,083.40 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr:

[timid hollow]

i earned as much as an experienced pharmacist in my apprenticeship, pressing 3 buttons on a machine and smoking cigarettes on the toilet

[oblique belfry]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[broken mountain]

@timid hollow snake in polish parliment

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-anime-gif-22734101

[raven swan]

it okay doge 🫂

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/old-snake-mgs4-metal-gear-solid-kojima-please-take-breaks-when-playing-gif-1681110512502182259

[oblique belfry]

can someone become a pharmacist and give me 1 month salary so i can buy the giga pc i want (its 120k)

[frail leaf]

💱 113,000 CAD (Canadian Dollar) :flag_ca: is equal to 3,360,665.76 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr:

[oblique belfry]

[hexed kernel]

cool beard though

[proven tundra]

That's a max seniority P1 (lowest rung of pharmacist)

[oblique belfry]

w h a t

[proven tundra]

In my hospital system anyway

[timid hollow]

i need a comparison tho

how much is like idk

[broken mountain]

he was my first vote for president

[timid hollow]

half a kilo of meat

[thin bobcat]

I am currently learning react, let's check the average salary of a react developer if I were to completely abandon everything I did the past years and just become a normal employee

[oblique belfry]

9.4k a month

[frail leaf]

💱 9,400 CAD (Canadian Dollar) :flag_ca: is equal to 279,559.81 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr:

[oblique belfry]

n a w

[broken mountain]

I went into the voting hall with a hangover

[raven swan]

have nice time chat, i'm going to horizon my dawn

[broken mountain]

good shit

[oblique belfry]

[frail leaf]

💱 150,903 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 6,255,166.88 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr:

[thin bobcat]

Damn

[oblique belfry]

6 FUCKING MIL-

🛌

[frail leaf]

💱 45,000 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru: is equal to 22,349.56 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr:

[proven tundra]

Brand new 2 bedroom 1 bath 1100 sq ft house in my small town currently going for 330,000 according to real estate website

[oblique belfry]

thank you trianq for making me feel better even if its just a tiny bit

[frail leaf]

💱 330,000 CAD (Canadian Dollar) :flag_ca: is equal to 9,814,333.64 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr:

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

do canadians build their houses like americans with plywood and stuff?

[hexed kernel]

that is the highest paying job i can get right now that doesn't require anything

[proven tundra]

No it's too cold

[timid hollow]

good

[oblique belfry]

22k is avg salary here

[timid hollow]

sometimes i see prices on american houses and just get confused

we could built such shacks for a few grand

[proven tundra]

It's all about location and demand

Houses aren't getting built fast enough

Land lord "companies" buy up houses and jack up the rent

[thin bobcat]

I am a fullstack developer, so my annual income would be way higher than just a react frontend developer

[timid hollow]

weird flex but okay

[thin bobcat]

But if I would post those average annual earnings in here, Doge would kill himself

[blazing maple]

nnnnneeeerd

[proven tundra]

So you can live in an overpriced house or apartment if you want to live in a city

If you wanna live in a suburb and drive an hour into a big city
You're basically living with everyone else who makes enough money to do so
And house prices are through the roof

When I bought my first house in 2002
It was 73k

[oblique belfry]

im used to it

do it

[proven tundra]

I sold it for 150k

[oblique belfry]

im curious now

[hexed kernel]

oh and just for comparison renting a single room apartment on the edge of the city (but next to a metro station) is about 30-50k a month not counting the bills

[thin bobcat]

But from what I have been able to find, if you search for a job in the US for it, you should definitely go to San Francisco and search there

[timid hollow]

i just dont get why its all wood

[thin bobcat]

It's around 172,508$

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

the us actually experiences natural disasters like quakes or tornados

[oblique belfry]

holy fucking shit

[hexed kernel]

so if i lived alone i would not have been able to pay

[oblique belfry]

what kind of developer are you

[timid hollow]

meanwhile a german house can withstand 3 tank shells and the worst we have are a few storms

[thin bobcat]

Fullstack, Backend + Frontend

[proven tundra]

The real reason I didn't post my salary
Is because I'm semi retired now and live off investments lol

[thin bobcat]

To make it easier to understand, Websites and what happens in the background when you click a button

[proven tundra]

I don't know if I'll ever go back to work now that I've tasted the forbidden fruit

[oblique belfry]

l m a o

[upbeat verge]

investments?

[oblique belfry]

then again this is remote

dunno if it makes a huge difference

[thin bobcat]

That is definitely not a lot

https://www.coursera.org/articles/full-stack-developer-salary

[proven tundra]

I was fortunate to be able to have enough money to retire about 15 years earlier than I planned

I have enough to basically live out my life the way I want

[blazing jackal]

So post rats

[proven tundra]

[thin bobcat]

For the amount of work you need to actually understand the concepts of the languages required, you will spend so much time, that 22K$ would be a fucking insult

[blazing jackal]

I understand

[oblique belfry]

welcome to turkey

why do you think competent people are leaving it

[thin bobcat]

You'd prefer someone to spit on you rather than tell you that 22k$ is the best they can do

[proven tundra]

Pretend to be a US citizen and work remote

[thin bobcat]

Because learning those concepts takes 4 - 6 (or more in many instances) years

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

my turkish friend is always like "turkey so much better, everything is nice there blabla" and im always like why are you here

[proven tundra]

New pharmacists need much more education than they did back when I went to school

[hexed kernel]

oh i forgot to add that the shift is 12 hours a day 2/2

[proven tundra]

Even older ones are going back for PhDs

[oblique belfry]

look as in the location / food culture / geography

its an amazing country

but people running it are actual cavemans

[hexed kernel]

many such cases

[oblique belfry]

nothing ever happens

[thin bobcat]

I would not want to switch with anyone living in turkey, they are honestly pretty advanced in bigger cities but I have also seen the villages and that was less impressing

[oblique belfry]

yeah there are still many villages

and most of them will still lynch you for ever mentioning the thing called "internet"

[thin bobcat]

I mean, makes sense, they literally have no access to it

[oblique belfry]

[thin bobcat]

But at 22k$ annual income as a fullstack developer in turkey when working remote, you're actually better off just constantly attempting to create a service yourself instead of working for someone while just having a normal job

[opal star]

The internet at my place over in rocky mount is interesting...

[oblique belfry]

?????????????????????????

2.5K UPLOAD

WHAT

[thin bobcat]

Damn

That's the kinda internet you only get in datacenters in Germany

[hexed kernel]

i just don't want to work a at all tbh :(

[oblique belfry]

nobody does

[hexed kernel]

maybe we should just kill all billionaires and redistribute their money among the people

[thin bobcat]

I mean, gotta do what you gotta do to make ends meet

[opal star]

I get a couple hundred where i live, the best you can really get this far out from civilization. But at my places in VA, you can get some crazy speeds.

Here's ashburn.

[cunning bronze]

Holy moly

[thin bobcat]

Hey, I have proxy servers in ashburn

[opal star]

Neat.

[olive coral]

[frozen void]

jesus

[thin bobcat]

I have also learned that you do not have any KYC when buying prepaid simcards in the US

[frozen void]

is bro's provider NASA?

[thin bobcat]

Not that it really matters much to me, since I don't live there but it was still cool to find that out

[opal star]

Shentel.

[timid hollow]

[oblique belfry]

[proven tundra]

My phone over WiFi
I'm too lazy to open my laptop

[oblique belfry]

jesus christ

at least my internet is great

thank god

[proven tundra]

You probably have way better mobile than Canada as well

We're like the worst developed country in the world iirc for pricing

[oblique belfry]

our mobile operators are actual satans

lemme give you an example

[timid hollow]

why do they advertise hot spot capabilities

[oblique belfry]

everytime a major earthquake happens the cell data goes off because they have horrendous range
and whenever a major event happens they bump up the prices just to put more money into their pockets

[timid hollow]

are there actually dataplans that arent able to provide hotspot?

[oblique belfry]

you also pay More compared to other countries while getting less

[proven tundra]

You underestimate how shitty we are

[oblique belfry]

for example 1 turk went to australia and said "when i had 30 gb of cell data in turkey i used all of the data in 24 days. i didn't have any cell data for 6 days but when i moved to australia i couldn't even spend 15 gb of the data in whole month."

[proven tundra]

Oh I'm sorry I had the bundled with internet price showing
If you just want mobile

[timid hollow]

im still having the same prepaid sim i got with my first phone over 11 years ago, and i pay like 15 eu monthly for all inclusive calls and sms and 50gb of data

[frail leaf]

💱 70 CAD (Canadian Dollar) :flag_ca: is equal to 2,081.55 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr:

[timid hollow]

That could just be due to bad signal coverage and the phone changing the tower every 2 minutes

[oblique belfry]

yep

[proven tundra]

That much per month doge

[oblique belfry]

hm

depending on the package ours is lower

[timid hollow]

also kills phone battery extremely fast

[oblique belfry]

iirc for 2k you get infinite data BUT I COULD BE WRONG

i haven't checked the package prices

in a while

could be 50 gb or 100 gb as well

[proven tundra]

We don't have unlimited plans here

250gb at 5g is as much as you can buy

[opal star]

I pay for enterprise package fiber, a hell of a lot more expensive than anything residential.

By quite a bit.

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGmjAj3NA9M&list=RDuUg-uYjjTXY&index=4

[proven tundra]

I can imagine

[opal star]

Here are the residential prices.

[proven tundra]

I just have whatever fibre plan they offer for my area nothing too exciting

[oblique belfry]

the most expensive one we got is 200gb for 1.750 monthly

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

seems we do not have infinite data plans as well BUT we have infinite data on specific apps

[oblique belfry]

for example infinite data on youtube / instagram and other medias

[oblique belfry]

for 1380 a month

you get 80 gb of data AND infinite data on every popular media

including prime and netflix

[proven tundra]

[frail leaf]

💱 1,380 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr: is equal to 46.41 CAD (Canadian Dollar) :flag_ca:

[oblique belfry]

damn

[upbeat verge]

i pay 15 or so euro for infinite 5g data

[proven tundra]

You slut

[oblique belfry]

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

Indeed i am

[oblique belfry]

lemme actually check my current package

[upbeat verge]

be nice

[opal star]

Gotta run a DNS benchmark when you have this shit happening.

[proven tundra]

I refuse to buy data so my plan is $15 CAD for unlimited text and talk lol

[upbeat verge]

forgot ratsu is canadian

my condolences

[proven tundra]

[quiet yew]

Canadian "people"

[upbeat verge]

"canadian"

imagine

[proven tundra]

I like just about everything else

Besides mobility prices

[upbeat verge]

aboot

aha

[real aspen]

cant believe doge has better internet than me

[quiet yew]

I've heard your president is a cuck

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

man our ISPs suck ass

[quiet yew]

that's about all I know about the country

[proven tundra]

We don't have a president

[quiet yew]

well the equivalent

[upbeat verge]

my parents pay for 70 or so mbps but they don't want any faster than that

[quiet yew]

trudeou

or whatever the fuck the name is

[proven tundra]

Mark Carney is our prime minister

[opal star]

What province?

[proven tundra]

New Brunswick!

[opal star]

Hell yeah.

Right there with nova scotia, my favorite province.

[proven tundra]

We might be the poorest province
And we might be the least educated
But at least we uhhhhhhhhh aren't an island

NS is also nice

Love Halifax area

And Cape Breton

[opal star]

Insane fishery, great nature. Fires can get big but that's basically most of canada.

[quiet yew]

I thought it was cold as fuck

[proven tundra]

Out west they get worse fires than us

[upbeat verge]

i only know PEI from unturned

[quiet yew]

oh wait

that animator Domics is Canadian

[upbeat verge]

yes

[quiet yew]

used to watch him a lot

[proven tundra]

It gets cold in winter and if you're up north

Little warm for almost October but that's okay with me

[opal star]

Sure it gets cold, but fires can overwinter. Here's a 60k acre fire i fought a bit back.

[quiet yew]

are the northern parts decent places to live?

[proven tundra]

My brother lives on PEI

[quiet yew]

I mean these

[opal star]

Can be.

[upbeat verge]

i tefuse to believe canada is a real place

[proven tundra]

Very isolated
Expensive to live

[upbeat verge]

refuse*

[opal star]

Nunavut? I've been there plenty, you're going to be hunting a lot.

[quiet yew]

expensive?

[upbeat verge]

it feels like about 14 and a half people live in canada

[opal star]

Practically a nomadic lifestyle up there.

[blazing jackal]

its fucking nothing, like where i live!

[quiet yew]

sounds based af

[proven tundra]

If you want amenities stuff only gets airlifted out to some of the more remote places

Like milk etc is very expensive

[opal star]

You aren't going to have a jolly time there if you aren't the sort that's had survival experience for a decade.

You've got yourself and barely any stores.

[proven tundra]

I like rural
Not remote lol
Not the place for me

[quiet yew]

does the internet/electricity exist there at all?

[opal star]

Barely.

[proven tundra]

I have no idea tbh

Prime probably knows more about it than I do

[blazing jackal]

prob satellite stuff on generators, everything dropped from a heli

[proven tundra]

[blazing jackal]

if you have a stroke - good luck, nearest hospital is 5h trip on heli if weather is good

[opal star]

Going to have to clean out your septic tank yourself.

[proven tundra]

In 2016 around 65% of Canadians lived about 100km from the US border

[quiet yew]

On one hand, I love my cushy gaming lifestyle
on the other hand, stuff like northern Canada and the Australian Bush are so fucking cool

[opal star]

If you like the smell of your waste, you might be fine.

[oblique belfry]

i got 30 gb of data with infinite data usage on social media apps (it took me a while because the app didnt show what i had for some stupid reason)

[proven tundra]

I also love my cushy lifestyle
Next day Amazon delivery has spoiled me

[opal star]

Come over and i'll show you a good time all over the yukon and rocky mountains.

[proven tundra]

Although it's more like 2 days since COVID hit

[quiet yew]

oh for real

[proven tundra]

I did camping and hunting when I was a teen to build character
Have no interest in it these days

[blazing jackal]

he want you to appear in scary interesting video as man horribly ended in wilderness

[proven tundra]

Shame that I kinda lost those skills tho

[opal star]

Bigfoots out there, son!

[blazing jackal]

id rather meet bigfoot than freeze to death with no shelter tbh

[proven tundra]

The Bigfoot hug will keep you warm for the rest of your life

[blazing jackal]

bigfoot is lonely

[proven tundra]

[opal star]

Build yourself a radio iglu for protection against the cold and white bears.

Useful to keep a small iglu outside your sleeping one to store food in.

[proven tundra]

I assume that is to keep the bears from being interested in your igloo?

[copper vapor]

[opal star]

They'll be coming...

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

nice out today

[proven tundra]

Clear skies

Perfect balloon weather

[oak magnet]

yo

making chicken brothhhh

[marsh cargo]

Chimken

[fluid trout]

was about to clown you but I see those onions and garlic floating, you get a pass lmao

good broth changes a life man

[hexed kernel]

gaming

[fluid trout]

what game is that

[oblique belfry]

https://youtube.com/shorts/adn0Njpit4A?si=EtwNzppyAruiMu00

this is fucking awful wtf

only mercy somewhat fits

[timid hollow]

smash

sorry

[fluid trout]

good chokepoint?

[oak magnet]

fr

[hexed kernel]

no i'm just that much of gamer

(aka playing only pve)

[fluid trout]

mane I miss having the time to make broth from absolute scratch, now I just buy rotisserie and build on that

[oak magnet]

i bought a raw whole chicken

butchered, froze the parts im not using, used the carcass and wings for the base of the broth

because cmon, a raw chicken is £4.30 and gives me 2 LARGE breasts, drums, thighs and a whole ass carcass

[cunning bronze]

Man Hades 2 is really good

[copper vapor]

play what you want

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet UPDATE FORTNITE IF YOU HAVENT

french bots in 3 hours (i think)

[proven tundra]

?

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWaAGL7O5ck

[arctic flicker]

https://youtu.be/KFgU_Rtta2w?si=o8c7SCs3MBO5bTAy

[oak magnet]

RAT

how is you

[oblique belfry]

cant believe they are giving away daft punk shoes as event participation reward

smh

fortnite event in 9 pm
minecraft live in 8 pm

apparently mojang is teasing new ridable aquatic mob

[proven tundra]

Good! My sister and her husband are visiting for the weekend

[proven tundra]

Gonna have ham and pasta salad for lunch shortly

And then homemade Chinese food for supper

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/undertaker-coffin-wake-gif-24311676

[oblique belfry]

free shoes

[timid hollow]

gonna have some fries and chicken schnitzel

[proven tundra]

Yummers

[sour rivet]

Gm chat

[proven tundra]

Love some schnitzel

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

Also the french are alreafy here tho
Unless you mean the event

[proven tundra]

I usually get pork tho

[oblique belfry]

event

[proven tundra]

Pork schnitzel with spatzle and veggies yummy

[cunning bronze]

https://x.com/las91214/status/1971952705783595291?t=7rMPmYszVcjrzGITlLVF_g&s=19 @marsh cargo

LAS91214 (@las91214)

test

X · Sep 27, 2025, 2:58 PM

[oblique belfry]

leg

[timid hollow]

we eat chicken rarely as well

its just what we had in the freezer

[oblique belfry]

i still can't believe mojang fucked up on turkish translation that 1 time

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEHc8jrcc6g

end update when

i want something as big as nether update again

[proven tundra]

Great now I'm looking at the menu for my local place

[timid hollow]

no gypsie schnitzel

shame

Jäger is good tho

[proven tundra]

What is gypsie schnitzel

[timid hollow]

Zigeunerschnitzel, but people dont call it that anymore because that is a mean word

paprika sauce basically

[proven tundra]

I like this restaurant because all their meat is from their farm

It's so good

[timid hollow]

usually my go to but sometimes i go for a jäger

[proven tundra]

I had braised beef last time I was there

[timid hollow]

Thats a gamble for me, some people make it so that i like it and sometimes not

oh wait google translate did an oopise, braised beef is awesome

[left mantle]

So close to funni number

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo4B_wFk_40

[oak magnet]

NICE

[uneven sapphire]

Friendly prank

[rocky turtle]

[proven tundra]

[oak magnet]

im just growing

[proven tundra]

Like
Taller?

Or

[oak magnet]

brothing

[proven tundra]

[leaden pilot]

yknow

i didnt expect a big transport ship to be fast

but I didnt expect it to be THIS slow either

[arctic flicker]

big boy ship

[leaden pilot]

i mean to be fair it is a tier 1 ship

[copper vapor]

[hexed kernel]

[copper vapor]

that's alot of armored twinks

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

what game ya playing @leaden pilot

[proven tundra]

Barotrauma?

Iirc

[leaden pilot]

Barotrauma!

[hexed kernel]

barotrauma fans when they go underwater and become traumatized

idk i never played it

[leaden pilot]

yea no thats

that's basically it.

that's basically spot on

[copper vapor]

I never played but I've seen a few vids and yea

that is definitely the summary

I just forgor how the UI looked like

[pallid sapphire]

give him a kiss

[leaden pilot]

I bonked im :)

[pallid sapphire]

GIVE HIM A KISS

[leaden pilot]

I BONKED IM WITH A TOY HAMMER

[proven tundra]

[leaden pilot]

also Watcher

this one's my favourite

it doesnt attack you it just

watches you

and also gives your entire crew psychosis to the point where they'd rather claw their own eyes out than to feel its gaze

and also most definitely kill your entire crew in the process

[copper vapor]

but I hardly know'er

[leaden pilot]

terrible

if i had a tomato i'd throw it at you

[real aspen]

Baro?

Oh

[leaden pilot]

ye lol

[real aspen]

Just saw the pic

Blondass

[leaden pilot]

although i should sleep now cause night night

[copper vapor]

I'd just add it to the salad

[arctic flicker]

poke its eye out

[leaden pilot]

D:

ok ok i schleep

[copper vapor]

uh oh.

uh oh

[real aspen]

Yeah going fast underwater is really difficult

But apparently we've broken the sound (wave?) barrier a few times with some big guns

[marsh cargo]

las

[hexed kernel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEHc8jrcc6g

can't wait for two (2) new blocks and a useless mob

[real aspen]

Minecraft more like mineshit haha

[pure compass]

nobody died but 🤮

[leaden pilot]

no they'll uh

100% die

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSBfXBp6DO0

[leaden pilot]

also stop binging me im trying to sleep :(

[pure compass]

They wont die

[oblique belfry]

they are teasing an aquatic ridable mob

[pure compass]

I had one show up outside a cave and just stare at me

[oblique belfry]

that uses pufferfish i think

[pure compass]

then I got torn to shreds by thresbers

[oblique belfry]

because they are also teasing pufferfish

[sour rivet]

i am now

out of bed

[oblique belfry]

dun dun

[sour rivet]

hhhh i got silent hill clips to trim

[hexed kernel]

daft punk at home

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

never ask daft punk what they were doing between 1914 and 1918

[vital venture]

Dont milk Daft Punk despite them retiring challenge difficulty - Impossible

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

oh. fortnite anniversary already

[copper vapor]

yep that's ||odin|| alright

[hexed kernel]

damn i'm so shameless. reusing jokes from two years ago

[sour rivet]

is there double xp

[copper vapor]

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/horseshoe-crab-gif-18920805

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/carpenter-carp-entering-enter-themysteriousmrenter-gif-16635620

[copper vapor]

brut

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYtVf0wvPpc&list=PLA9dN5IoWdqWqkpf9IXPulw-ZqABYS0wB&index=46&pp=gAQBiAQB8AUB

[hexed kernel]

that is a very big carp

or a very small carpenter

[fluid trout]

folks named cal when they see a calendar

[copper vapor]

what happens when they see a kestis

[thick plover]

@oblique belfry "weekly mission xp sucks"

[oblique belfry]

they fucking do

[thick plover]

brother

[oblique belfry]

thats 2 deathmatch rounds worth of xp

[copper vapor]

that doesn't look like deadlock

[thick plover]

I just got half a xp worth of game

a match*

and I can get like

[oblique belfry]

still more efficient to paly 2 deathmatch rounds

[thick plover]

1.3k more

[copper vapor]

the fuck is that game btw

[thick plover]

its so free

[copper vapor]

looks like siege at home

[oblique belfry]

if the requirements werent ass

it would've been viable

[thick plover]

MBO ur trolling we know

[oblique belfry]

instead of "get 50 kills with autos"

"on agency"

or fucking "win 18 rounds in train"

[thick plover]

its not

ur coping

[oblique belfry]

they are not worth the time imo

[thick plover]

deathmatch and the other for fun modes give you no exp

like 100

[oblique belfry]

they do ???

[copper vapor]

it would take way less keystrokes to just say the game name

but nvm I googled it

[thick plover]

Im gonna kill you with a rock shaped like a hammer

[copper vapor]

it was a legit question

you're the one who chose to not answer

[orchid lotus]

jsut spam casual 600xp per game, no serious buisness

[copper vapor]

meanwhile, I just have to share this

[sour rivet]

😔 doge ignort me questin

[thick plover]

❌

as I said

its 100 xp per game

[oblique belfry]

sorry i was ingame

looks like a no

[sour rivet]

wahhh

how can you do anniversary but hav no xp

[oblique belfry]

the more you kill the more xp you earn dum dum

i remember getting 500 xp from 1 deathmatch once

[oak magnet]

man

ive been brothing for a while now

damn

[copper vapor]

eepy boi

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet i just noticed the "gorillaz" music pass only has 1 music kit

actual criminal

rest are epic games made

[sour rivet]

right?

why they do this to me

fukin makin me BUY the ones in the shop

[oblique belfry]

speaking of

who the fuck are you ?

[sour rivet]

thats generic teenager with generic ass hair

very popular i assure you

[sour rivet]

oh no

[copper vapor]

VENGABOYS?

HOLY SHIT

[sour rivet]

we have recieved

a massive buff to vehicles

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4Db0oYKXvw

[oblique belfry]

2016 is calling

why is epic adding these now

[sour rivet]

cuz

uh

[sour rivet]

is he aware

[oblique belfry]

he is back

[oblique belfry]

IM BROWSING SHOP

also minecraft live in 9 minutes

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

gonna watch that

yaplive

[sour rivet]

my crew pass ends tomorrow

[oblique belfry]

brokie

btw did you buy 2d as well

[sour rivet]

bro

you have taken IMAGES

[oblique belfry]

I FORGOR

[sour rivet]

of me as 2d

[oblique belfry]

ok ok

[sour rivet]

I BOUGHT THE BUNDLE

[oblique belfry]

oh its 2.6k

nvm

good

[thick plover]

I dropped 30 kills once and got 147 exp

[oblique belfry]

not my problem

[thick plover]

yea u sound retarded

[oblique belfry]

says you

takes one to know one

[thick plover]

pot calls kettle black

[oblique belfry]

WHAT

wait there are gun wraps ?

[sour rivet]

he bacj

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/pepeagony-agony-gif-20720352

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-redford-nod-nodding-jeremiah-johnson-agree-gif-16075771

[marsh cargo]

we were soo close to lossing

i dont like this tonk

[green granite]

How tf do you get out of bot battle in WoT

I didnt expect myself to fight bots at tier 4

Wth

[copper vapor]

bots can appear in battles up to tier 5

tier 6 and above it's only players

[marsh cargo]

because t1 - t5 is just brain dead territory

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEHc8jrcc6g

@hexed kernel

in 2 mins

[hexed kernel]

[marsh cargo]

third time thats been posted

[oblique belfry]

yaplive

ALO ?

WHAT THE FUCK

[copper vapor]

hit 'em with the ♻️

[oblique belfry]

man

how does one even build this

[copper vapor]

carefully and slowly

[oblique belfry]

painfully slowly

[marsh cargo]

bots too

[hexed kernel]

it's not that hard. tons of references + special programms and mods for building

like axiom

[oblique belfry]

it begins

[copper vapor]

tomboy waifu with the sad puppy eyes

[sour rivet]

lets see ere

[copper vapor]

must protec

[green granite]

Ghost of Yotei?

[sour rivet]

not out yet

[copper vapor]

in minecraft?

[green granite]

Awh

[sour rivet]

does mbo even have a ps5

[green granite]

When Yotei is out, Samantha prob just gonna be a menace

[sour rivet]

no?

games not on pc

[oblique belfry]

him

[green granite]

Damn

[sour rivet]

cuppert has lost many braincells during the great perm incident it seems

[oblique belfry]

[hexed kernel]

he looks noticeably healthier

man was a stick a couple of years back