╟❓general-offtopic

[quiet abyss]

he just eats it right?

[slim magnet]

yeah

[quiet abyss]

yeah i know

.45 needs a buff

[slim magnet]

5 hits to the torso

[quiet abyss]

9mm too

actually all but .50

they all kinda suck

for no real reason

the smgs may do the same almost, but like

you get full auto, better follow ups and its just easier

[slim magnet]

smgs cycle fast and don't have the comical muzzle climb pistols have

[quiet abyss]

yeah

well i mean

thats how pistols feel

even just 9mm jumps like that

but i mean a trained officer?

should be better than that

[slim magnet]

a ||sleeper agent killing machine|| even

[quiet abyss]

average person, i could see the way it is ingame

but swat? i cant

i just think they would have better control, not only that

but theyre also in better shape than average people

so i really feel like it would be easier for them to control the muzzle

i do believe they should rework the handguns except .50

.50 is ok as is, its as powerful as it needs to be, and its as punishing on recoil as it needs to be

(its not that bad, just cant really shoot back to back, it climbs lots)

[real aspen]

pistols jump around a lot unless you fix them onto a completely rigid base

or put some great recoil mitigation technology to use

that's just how they work

[quiet abyss]

yeah it is, but the way they jump in game is just comical

look above

then watch a professional/police training drill

theyre quite different

[slim magnet]

like i personally wouldn't mind it at all if the animation recoil you get wasn't where the next shot would be fired

like it would reset

or something

because it looks cool

[quiet abyss]

it does

i like it

[slim magnet]

but it's a hindrance in practice

[quiet abyss]

i just wish it was more practical

currently its just neato, but its meh

also why my dudes in crisis, 1 mission bro

from content to crisis

barely killed people

[real aspen]

oh? ron has bore-accurate aiming?

[slim magnet]

yeah

[real aspen]

damn

[slim magnet]

but it's hitscan

not a projectile

[real aspen]

yeah that's annoying with pistols

[quiet abyss]

mhm

thats what drives people up the wall with the handguns

since the first shot did nothing

and the other follow ups are a bitch because of it

since its just not very good, it looks nice tho

but yeah people are just too resistant to 9mm

and .45

[slim magnet]

i learned to work around that quite well because i loved to play patrol officer

[real aspen]

i cant see it in your vid but is there also classic camera recoil to pistols?

[quiet abyss]

straight up just eat 1-3 shots easy

[real aspen]

like your cam going up

[quiet abyss]

no

its just the gun itself

[real aspen]

[quiet abyss]

guns recoil in the hands, the camera stays more or less in the same place

[real aspen]

in that case i think it's acceptable

[quiet abyss]

it is, its not too bad

its just annoying that you have to wait like half a second

to hit another

[slim magnet]

camera itself climbs but little

[real aspen]

just fucks you over if you spam yeah

[quiet abyss]

yeah but its hardly an issue, cam climb i mean

[real aspen]

funny enough im used to that cause of a roblox game

[quiet abyss]

so you really barely notice it, except with .308s

the cam climbs much more

especially with the m14 full auto

fuck i hate that thing

too fast to even have a use

at least fal has a reasonable RoF, same with GA56 and G3

but the fucking m14 is stupid

[slim magnet]

what about the 308 mp5

the largest muzzle flash in the game

[quiet abyss]

the mp5?

im retard, elaborate

[slim magnet]

forgot the name for it

it's a scaled up mp5

that fires 308

not the g3

[quiet abyss]

the GA56?

this one?

[real aspen]

that's just a short g3

[quiet abyss]

i know

but the g3 is like big mp5

[real aspen]

it's g3 all the way down

[quiet abyss]

besides its the best fit for what momo said

[slim magnet]

ga51

[quiet abyss]

.308 mp5?

[real aspen]

next thing we know is our universe is simulated on roller delays

[quiet abyss]

yes that

i got number wrong

[slim magnet]

yeah it's just a 308 mp5

[quiet abyss]

essentially

[real aspen]

is there 10mm mp5?

[quiet abyss]

yes

[slim magnet]

ye

[quiet abyss]

kinda sucks

but yes

[real aspen]

damn

[slim magnet]

and it has the appropiate reload with the button on the mag well

[real aspen]

decimetre is the best metre

[slim magnet]

which is a crazy detail for just a worse variant

[quiet abyss]

true

i mean all the SMGs are mid or good at best

but the rifles are just nuts

the F90 might as well not have recoil

the GA51 is just great all round, short so its good in close areas

its just good

then theres the shotguns

which are quite fun because limb shots 1 shot

because limb go missing

[slim magnet]

for me it's the mcx

the aug also has an edge due to being super short

but the mcx has no recoil

[quiet abyss]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

exhibit A:

shotgun make limb go poof

that wasnt even me

the AI just took his leg off

injuries arent service related ig

[real aspen]

I LOVE BEING AUGISTIC

oh ron has the f88/90 variant

meh

i prefer the classic with cqc handguard kit and 18 inch barrel

[quiet abyss]

i enjoy it

i like my australian funny gun

sins of the father time :)

[real aspen]

super sex

[green granite]

I still find it funny how Andrew Garfield is 42 now but still lools very 20 ish

Like its hard to tell that he even ages

[green granite]

Meh

This is more sex

[real aspen]

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-oguri-cap-pretty-derby-uma-musume-gif-12853511918362828031

Waffle mag

[slim magnet]

chat i love my shawl

it quickly became my greatest comfort item

[wet lantern]

Did it get cold over there already?

[slim magnet]

nah still transitioning from winter to spring

[wet lantern]

Ahhh

[slim magnet]

but the shwal is mega light

so i can just use it during night

[wet lantern]

Noice

[green granite]

Winter to spring?

Is this Australia?

Nice

[wet lantern]

From Diddy's private collection

[crisp echo]

It's funny, that Russians got their own Leon from RE4R stickers casually on their messanger

[green granite]

I swear to god

Some strip clubs have mac n cheese

I am about to show up just to enjoy my mac n cheese while all of the pimps and women just moaning, lap dancing around me

[crisp echo]

Delicious

[green granite]

No care to the world

Just enjoying my mac n cheese

[crisp echo]

Mac'n'cheese, dancing womans and some beer.

I prefer lasagna, but it's harder to make

[green granite]

No beer

Just Coca Cola

[green granite]

Idk I found Lasagna is EASIER to make actually

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/asgore-gif-2036693710207096862

[green granite]

Its easier to do in a crockpot but you can do it via oven bake

[crisp echo]

Beer helps with really fat dishes or meat. Try to taste a doner/shawarma with it.

[green granite]

Beer is just

Ew

[crisp echo]

Beer "zeroing" your taste and every bite will be like first

[green granite]

Idk

Beer worsen the taste for me

All I taste is fermented wheat

[crisp echo]

Just try it with zero alcohol+ shawarma

[green granite]

I found drinking pepsi is great

[crisp echo]

I'm not a drinking person, and any taste is personal thing

[green granite]

But if I can I usually drink Vitamin Water

I dont drink alcohol

Its just a weird bitter taste yuck

[crisp echo]

I'm just telling you my personal food experience. Pepsi + fat food = sweet saliwa, that stucks in your throat

[slim magnet]

southern hemisphere

[green granite]

Tbh with you @crisp echo

[slim magnet]

what's some oversized summer clothes i can wear that don't make me look like a skater

urgent question

[green granite]

I usually drink water while eating

[crisp echo]

Me too, water is goat

[slim magnet]

or am i fucked and have to boymode through summer

[green granite]

I cant be bothered to pay 3 bucks for a pepsi

[crisp echo]

Water with little bit of lemon juice and mint is just perfect

[green granite]

I just want water

Normal water

Straight mineral water

[wet lantern]

Something something he was a skater boi she said see you l8r boi

[green granite]

Pure water

[crisp echo]

Just buy sprinkling water

[green granite]

Ah hell no

That thing is ass

Just give me warm water (not too hot, not too cold)

And I am good

[crisp echo]

I've got clear mineral water from my sink

[green granite]

Thatd be dysentery for me

[crisp echo]

Yep, cuz you have chlorine tap water

I've got just clear filtered water

[obsidian sun]

bro fuck this game
i got 2 fastball world drops in 20 mins on zane
the guy who can't use grenades

[frozen void]

hello

[obsidian sun]

thank you randy

[obsidian sun]

dead chat

what the fuck i just respawned

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/never-give-up-fist-pump-motivation-motivational-gif-4892451

[opal star]

RIX stride ST6, some feet action for the freaks.

Featuring RIX's new boonie hat.

[rocky turtle]

hello all

[upbeat verge]

COCK

[little depot]

Bwuh

[upbeat verge]

@little depot meow

[little depot]

Hello john

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/search-telescope-kim-jong-un-north-korea-leader-gif-16819738

[frozen void]

a 4090 would have fixed that issue

[obsidian sun]

this is bl3

no need for allat

[static axle]

i mean it did have kinda oof launch too but everyone has forgotten that

[obsidian sun]

i mean people still hate it to this day

[small bane]

It was giga cringe

[obsidian sun]

still is

[frozen void]

bl3 sucks because story and dialogue is abysmal dogshit , but gameplay , guns and stuff is rly good

[obsidian sun]

but it's the best one gameplay wise

[static axle]

im not talking about the story, im talking about its performance

[obsidian sun]

yea

[frozen void]

land bl3 runs at liek 200fps

[small bane]

I can’t stand the main antagonists in bl3 epitome of cringe and cliche

[obsidian sun]

performance was fixed so the only thing people remember is the story

[static axle]

yee

[obsidian sun]

man am i glad immunity phases were mostly removed in bl4

this shit so ass in 3

[small bane]

I’m an mmo player in used to those mechanics it’s clear where they get inspiration for boss fights tbh

[static axle]

yee mostly

[small bane]

Doesn’t bother me

[static axle]

idolator sol laughs in the corner

[obsidian sun]

the only one i saw was idolator sol
and that one was well done and built up beforehand

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/12vhpwr-burning-gpu-connector-4090-melting-5090-melting-gif-5389376741907012594

[obsidian sun]

fat bane is my fav boss
although i didn't play the game yet

the funny purple guy also looks sick

[small bane]

Sol is such a thanos looking mf

I found it rly funny

[pallid walrus]

is there anyone live in japan and would go to victory show in tokyo tomorrow?

[real aspen]

i prefer the bug

but

bloodborne hornet does go hard

[obsidian sun]

yooooo

it looks like ass on zane but cool nonetheless

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/peta-farbar-petr-farbar-peter-farbar-gif-15417317830124358582

[static axle]

theres few, but they arent as bad as 3 immunity

and the vile variants are immune until you break the crystals

[obsidian sun]

yea but it's interactive

[static axle]

yee

[obsidian sun]

farming warden is actual cancer

dude has like 3 immune phases that take 10 secs each

[static axle]

my friend was somehow mad how easy boss farming is now in bl4

what a weird fellow he is

[upbeat verge]

she hornet on my hollow knight till I silksong

[obsidian sun]

nah

the encour machine is probably the best feature in that game

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/sexy-take-it-off-shirt-off-gif-13874884

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/mona-lisa-gif-461565334672097156

wtf is this

new peak gif found

[upbeat verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1400127127235461120/togif.gif

[wet lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/stay-gold-umamusume-heineken-beer-ステイゴールド-gif-17203209366003823667

[kindred leaf]

server devolving into 4chan tism

[static axle]

exactly

1. can mute claptrap
2. moxxi titty jiggle
3. can pick up as junk
4. boss encounter machine thingy

[upbeat verge]

2 euros on GoG chat

go get it

[real aspen]

silking my song til im hollow

[hexed kernel]

hii chat :3

[frozen void]

CARANA

HEGAALE

ousskha

[leaden pilot]

whoa its jane silksong

also hello trianqarine

besbian lugs

[static axle]

nearly 378 days, get help

[hexed kernel]

hornet canonically had s*x

wild

[frozen void]

bug sex

[upbeat verge]

imagine if she said that

[leaden pilot]

not only that canonically she hasnt met one that can outlast her

life

i think

[frozen void]

i would literally lose my shit

[leaden pilot]

i think she meant life and not in bed

probably

[hexed kernel]

both

[upbeat verge]

Hornet: HAHA UBIGAYU UBIGAYU

[leaden pilot]

based

also trianqer help me decide

[frozen void]

@upbeat verge

[leaden pilot]

chinese sub

[frozen void]

littel corner of happiness

[leaden pilot]

or the EK Aboa

[upbeat verge]

I fear the man who plays on one of those white knitted things

[little depot]

Guess the content

[hexed kernel]

the first one looks uncomfortable

too smooth and curvy

[leaden pilot]

Aboa it is!

[upbeat verge]

OOOH YES

the entire 41 song OST of deus ex

@leaden pilot @hexed kernel @little depot @frozen void

peak is upon us

[little depot]

Meta mes huevos en tu boca

[upbeat verge]

also I got the system shock 2 one as well

[small bane]

Fuck y’all now ur stuck with this song too

[proven tundra]

Good morning chatters

[hexed kernel]

haii

[quiet yew]

how do you mfs even listen to these vtuber/anime/whatever songs
I don't even mind the aesthetic, they all just sound so painfully generic

[small bane]

I don’t listen to a lot of that stuff, this song is genuinely good tho

[hexed kernel]

you can say that about a lot of genres

[little depot]

What am I looking at

[little depot]

Discord user discovers popular culture

[quiet yew]

the only thing this song is missing are random english words so weeaboos can pretend to sing along

[upbeat verge]

700KBPS not bad

[slim blaze]

this but with Cervesa Crystal

or what's it's name is

[upbeat verge]

@quiet yew @little depot @hexed kernel @proven tundra

[hexed kernel]

[proven tundra]

The collection grows

[upbeat verge]

it does

[blazing jackal]

first barotrauma run with mods or not?

[upbeat verge]

All of them are original OSTS

[leaden pilot]

god no

im just confused on which to begin with

went with Aboa cause

my darling transport ship

[blazing jackal]

based Kelly Bailey enjoyer

[upbeat verge]

deus ex and Sys shock are from GoG half life are from my steam library together with dusk and blasphemous 1 and 2
and need for speed 1 and 2 I had on disc

I am loving this

spotify can suck my middle toenail

this is infinitely times cooler

Having my own HDD with all the songs stuffed in there

call it autism maxxing idc its so fun and cool to me

[blazing jackal]

even without some basic enhancements like dynamic europa?

[blazing jackal]

next step is to write them on copper wire and put it in oil drum

[leaden pilot]

[upbeat verge]

ok maybe we won't go that far

[blazing jackal]

sure my boys in the cave would enjoy pre-war music

[upbeat verge]

this is honestly way easier to use than plex mate

[blazing jackal]

Hey, would you recommend some wine from your area? Cause im pleasantly surprised by makedonsko belo, if serbs can do it sure you too.

[upbeat verge]

makedonia isn't in bulgaria mate

it is its own country

[blazing jackal]

same area climate wise

like, i would search some good bulgarian if i can

[upbeat verge]

tbh I can't recommend

I don't drink wine

[small bane]

I’m allergic to wine

Most alcoholic beverages in fact this is why I do drugs

[blazing jackal]

[proven tundra]

[hexed kernel]

ok junkie

[small bane]

I don’t do the bad kind tho only weed mdma and lsd

Haven’t had nose candy in years l

[upbeat verge]

so the bad kind

[small bane]

Nah the serotoninergic drugs are really safe

And don’t induce addiction like dopaminergics

MDMA is actually used in therapy of ptsd in Australia

And there are numerous trials to restore psychedelics to their rightful place as a tool in psychiatry

[hexed kernel]

addicts always come up with the funniest excuses

[small bane]

Maybe, but what I’m saying is also true, magic mushrooms are legal in so many states?

Times are changing, I say give people safe alternatives to fent

[cunning reef]

Love me mushrooms

https://tenor.com/view/mushroom-gif-23662651

[small bane]

Why do you think so many ppl die to fent overdoses

Give them something that’s safe and available and it’s over instantly

[quiet yew]

only KINO is missing

other than that, most based thing I've seen today

[upbeat verge]

I don't have KINO on cd or digital sadly

I'd need to find it somewhere and rip the disk and then embed the metadata

thank you ranger

[blazing jackal]

because they want fent and serotoninergic doesnt do funsies as they were before abuse?

[leaden pilot]

i keep mistaking serotonin, melotonin and melanin fml

[small bane]

I’m a doctor and I sometimes mix up melanin and melatonin to this day

[blazing jackal]

i like how addicts rationalise by neurochemistry, completely ignoring psychological aspect of addiction

[small bane]

This one is just cursed

[leaden pilot]

one's happy juice, one's sleepy juice, one's to make sure you dont look like a boiled crab when exposed to sunlight like white people

i think

[small bane]

Well there’s more to it but diffidence in addiction between like mdma and cocaine is so clearly visible

[cunning reef]

Get it cus they turn red

[blazing jackal]

if it was so simple no one would need to go slippery slope to more potent drug every time

[small bane]

Also too much mdma will make you go to sleep not stay up for 3 days

This is why serotoninergics are superior

[leaden pilot]

are gambling addictions similar to addiction to substances that induces a serotonin spike

[cunning reef]

Literally just stick to the main psychedelics and you'll be fine

[cunning reef]

Yes

[leaden pilot]

neato

[latent hazel]

what

[leaden pilot]

moral of the story: dont go to vegas, just buy drugs

[blazing jackal]

yep

[small bane]

Tbh I’m not an addiction psychiatrist more like a psychonaut enthusiast with medical background

So honestly I don’t know but it’s very likely

And getting hooked on stuff is mostly dopamine

Serotonin has a more calming effect

[cunning reef]

Im waiting to try acid when it eventually falls into my lap

A lot harder to come by

[small bane]

You will love it

But if you have shrooms I actually prefer those

[cunning reef]

My friend gets it a bit n she always has fun

[upbeat verge]

tbh idk what other soundtracks I can pull off of my steam library and directly rip em to my PC and play them through jellyfin

[cunning reef]

She in houston doe

[opal star]

Vegas coke is awful.

[small bane]

Bloodborne

[leaden pilot]

FUCK I THOUGHT YOU WROTE POLICENAUTS

I WAS SO EXCITED

FINALLY SOMEONE THAT KNOWS THE DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO

[upbeat verge]

I don't own bloodborne

[cunning reef]

You should

[blazing jackal]

like take alcohol abuse, you just poisoning your brain until it starts feeling funny, brain doesnt get any addiction to alcohol, only withdrawals and people drink to stop feeling so shit, not because their neurons crave the toxin

[leaden pilot]

I prefer Pepsi anyway. ALSO PRIME DID YOU SEE THE .50 CAL 1911

[small bane]

I’m playing it on an emulator

Actually works better than on my ps4

[opal star]

Just get pure speed, i get it prescribed and it's much better than whatever the hell you get in vegas.

[upbeat verge]

eh

[cunning reef]

You'll like it

Its hard tho

[opal star]

I saw it, not the worst wrist breaker i've seen.

[blazing jackal]

funny thing is when people find out the more potent way to not feel so shitty and be happy for a short time - they jump on new substance easily

[proven tundra]

Gamma users and reading
-games in my steam library to pull soundtrack from
-suggest game that isn't on steam

[small bane]

Speed is good but I feel it wrecks my body after couple weeks

[upbeat verge]

elden ring but in London

[leaden pilot]

The point isnt to break the wrist, the point is to turn a 1911 into anything you can dream of

[upbeat verge]

I know enough

[leaden pilot]

all i gotta do is wait until someone makes a 16 gauge 1911

[upbeat verge]

Or birmingham

[cunning reef]

More like, victorian hack n slash with werewolves n monsters

[opal star]

What happened to 10 gauge.

[cunning reef]

Fast paced

[leaden pilot]

also fun fact i thought crack and cocaine is different

[blazing jackal]

so thinking you can solve fent epidemic by airdropping psychedelics is just

[leaden pilot]

crack is for the poor people

and cocaine is for the rich

[opal star]

Crack is stupid expensive now.

[blazing jackal]

peak clueless

[small bane]

I fear cardiac problems so I don’t so Cole

[opal star]

Coke is fucked for the most part, almost all of it is stepped on.

[small bane]

I had a friend who sadly passed in his sleep after binging this shit

[leaden pilot]

cause usually its like CRACK EPIDEMIC FLOODED THE LOWER CLASS NEIGHBORHOOD IN ATLANTA whereas on the other hand FAMOUS CELEBIRTY WHATSHISFACE ADDICTED TO COCAINE

so naturally I assumed "ah okay crack is for people that's poor and cocaine is for people that's rich"

[small bane]

Problem is they lace this street shit with fent

[cunning reef]

My dad works for the cia and he'll get you addicted to crack

[small bane]

Just to get ppl addicted

[opal star]

The poor are poor because crack keeps them poor, it's their rent.

[leaden pilot]

I mean you can fit a 10 gauge in a custom chambered 1911 but like

it'd be the same as the WristWrecker

I wanted a functioning 1911 with 16 gauge

[leaden pilot]

I thought the CIA's job is to pretend to be an instigator on twitter nowadays

or was that FBI

[cunning reef]

Both

[opal star]

I'll hit him up, DHS is the cooler one anyway.

[blazing jackal]

NSA

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-music-monkey-monkey-listening-to-the-music-monkey-chill-vibin-gif-24320967

[cunning reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1152317795929948302.gif?quality=lossless&name=headbang&size=48

[upbeat verge]

me when blasphemous ost

[small bane]

Uma musime 🥀

[cunning reef]

Me when stupid fucking sludge metal made by 3 skinny white boys

[upbeat verge]

Sir where's the speakers

[upbeat verge]

tuned down drug death

[small bane]

By the pc

[leaden pilot]

mans just got a body kit and an Armalite ready to go in case shit hits the fan

[small bane]

Hell yea bro also kac pdw laying flat there and a Glock

[cunning reef]

I like the model ship

[upbeat verge]

tv
0 speakers visible

this mf

execute him

[small bane]

Thank you, my family are big on sailing

[cunning reef]

Id love to try but my family are more interested in motorized boats

[blazing jackal]

maybe its 5.1 under the roof

[small bane]

That’s also cool, less hassle but more noise

[cunning reef]

Next time i go to Florida we going fishing on a boat or paddleboards

[leaden pilot]

like .300 Whisper Knights Armament?

[cunning reef]

Implying i don't go in winter

[upbeat verge]

femboy fishing

[small bane]

These are just asg replicas btw

[leaden pilot]

awwwwwwwwww

:(

[small bane]

I’m from Poland we can’t own guns here but I do milsims

[leaden pilot]

Oooooooo

you're polish

[upbeat verge]

[cunning reef]

Goated channel

[leaden pilot]

which part of polish are you

[small bane]

Yea

[leaden pilot]

the femboy part

the old man part

or the other part i cant remember

[small bane]

I’m from the once German part

So I guess the femboy

[leaden pilot]

my condolences

[small bane]

Femboys are cute btw

[leaden pilot]

they are

[small bane]

Right I appreciate my bros

[leaden pilot]

I prefer men than boys tho personally but hey

[cunning reef]

Now i know the top 4 inches of your head

Ill find you

[leaden pilot]

your hair screams "retired fed in a fox movie"

[opal star]

System owner, not a long search.

[small bane]

Activate hairline scanner 8373600000

[leaden pilot]

or at least an ABC drama series

god hopefully not 9-1-1

[leaden pilot]

also wow

[little depot]

38.4819° N, 127.2544° E

[leaden pilot]

clean nails

[opal star]

I have to look the part as an arms dealer, no?

[opal star]

Femgirl fishing now apparently.

[little depot]

My childhood hero

[cunning reef]

LETS GOO

[leaden pilot]

I suppose it helps but not every arms dealer should look gruffy

[little depot]

Femboy fishing also likes the most unhinged stuff on insta

[leaden pilot]

take a look at Viktor Bout

still cant believe he got traded for a FEMALE BASKETBALL PLAYER

did they not like

have a high priority prisoner they wanted at that time or something

[opal star]

I've got an upcoming contract, $350k for 2 months.

[leaden pilot]

good on ya

[leaden pilot]

elaborate

[opal star]

Not arms related, Ai.

[leaden pilot]

i dont use insta because

they're even worse than twitter

[little depot]

I will ping u next time she sends something or reposts

[blazing jackal]

[leaden pilot]

I meant just give me an example

political takes, funny memes or just straight up thigh shots

[little depot]

Idk how to describe it

[little depot]

Well I consider the last one tame

[opal star]

I've interacted with them before on instagram, they're pretty cool.

[little depot]

But the first two definitely

Joking about murder too of course

[leaden pilot]

are you there to make sure they dont like

take over a CIWS and turn you all into meat paste or something

OH SPEAKING OF HOLD ON

[opal star]

Nah, just a company that can't be bothered to do it themselves.

On the arms side of the cash flow. It's very interesting.

[leaden pilot]

LONG LIVE SENTRADEL

[little depot]

Long live Steven segal

[opal star]

Oh man, till you see the shit they've got at quantico.

[leaden pilot]

Oh boy, have they managed to make a live IDentifier too

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/burnt-peanut-side-eye-the-burnt-peanut-gif-6339277251445282356

[leaden pilot]

If he dies soon i'll be happy

[small bane]

Neck hurts DJ melon

[leaden pilot]

god dammit called it LMAO

[opal star]

Whip out your cards, son.

Let's see the amex.

[upbeat verge]

ooh shit I just noticed

[cunning reef]

Who throws a whole bike in the creek lmfao

[leaden pilot]

FREE BIKE

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[upbeat verge]

in the blasphemous ost
the stir of dawn and wounds of eventide OSTS were into one big folder

nonono we don't want that

it glitches out the jellyfin player

[blazing jackal]

a missing kid downstream?

[cunning reef]

Im gonna come back here when water is higher

Water is clearer than further up the creek

Or down

[blazing jackal]

hes fat now so hes not gonna make it

[little depot]

Who tf asked this

[cunning reef]

Is it down the creek when you're closer to the source?

[little depot]

LIKE GENUINELY

[cunning reef]

ME

[little depot]

Hello fren

You are El stupido

[cunning reef]

Hai

Nuh uh

[little depot]

More smart plz

[opal star]

He wishes he was legit AF.

[little depot]

Good point

[leaden pilot]

I dont care what ethnicity he is I want his ass six feet under

[little depot]

Why

[leaden pilot]

Have you not

read anything about him lmao

He's basically that fat boss no one likes

[blazing jackal]

last time i remembered him is when Siege 2 was on parents tv

[leaden pilot]

except he also thinks he's a master soldier

[little depot]

Idk I just remember him having shitty movies

[blazing jackal]

pretty fun B- flicks

[leaden pilot]

to give you an example

[little depot]

And thinks he's a bad ass

When he's like

Just a fat ass

[opal star]

He's pretty slow.

[leaden pilot]

He's so confident of his martial arts skills that when another martial artist said "yea steven seagal isnt all that lol"

he challenged him to a match

[blazing jackal]

also Siege 1, with big battleship have the cake girl scene

[leaden pilot]

it ended with steven seagall being choked and he shat his pants.

[blazing jackal]

every kid remembers it

[little depot]

Oh

[leaden pilot]

afterwards steven vehemently denies it

and then says the other person is a lying sociopath

10/10

[plain abyss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwZHpIrow80&pp=ugUHEgVlbi1VUw%3D%3D

[upbeat verge]

chat

I present

hard image

[little depot]

The bit man on the tv said it

[little depot]

So it must be true

[opal star]

There's really only one martial arts master.

[little depot]

Ivan play with me

I'm still on island three

[upbeat verge]

in what way?

oh

nvm

[little depot]

Monster

The drink

[upbeat verge]

type shit

[leaden pilot]

cmon now that's an insult to this man, he's way more talented than Seagal

anyways @little depot if you're curious look up Steven Seagall vs LeBell

[little depot]

Steven seagal ain't got shit on special forces

[little depot]

Will do once I get this dress off

[leaden pilot]

good luck

[little depot]

Wuhbuh

I'm not that disabled

[leaden pilot]

dude its a dress

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-seagal-dance-hotdogdance-gif-23669320

[leaden pilot]

me swatting the flies when camping

[cunning reef]

Get some bug spray

Damn

[leaden pilot]

never

[little depot]

What would be the human equivalent of bug spray

Chlorine gas?

[cunning reef]

I had a mosquito bite me in the fucking forehead when i was fishing and i said ENOUGH

I just bought some spray next day

[little depot]

Large target

[leaden pilot]

axe body spray

[cunning reef]

REAL

[blazing jackal]

Vx or sarine

[cunning reef]

Any guy who wears axe i keep a safe distance

[opal star]

I am rubucorp.

[little depot]

Omg haiii rubucorp

[leaden pilot]

Damn dude never told us you lost a leg

[cunning reef]

CAREFUL YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT YOUR FOOT OFF

[leaden pilot]

Did you ever get a parking ticket when you parked in the disabled spot because you werent disabled enough

cause you know

[little depot]

Yes

[leaden pilot]

you can still walk

[blazing jackal]

seagal dwells in tatarstan nowadays, no surprise he got obese, local cuisine is just

[opal star]

I have both of my legs intact.

[little depot]

For now

[leaden pilot]

fuck is this then

did you steal a disabled person's leg

[opal star]

Lol.

[little depot]

[leaden pilot]

i mean to be fair those sumbitches costs like 10 grand or something

[little depot]

More

[opal star]

$25k.

[little depot]

Depends on ur insurance

[leaden pilot]

yea exactly

[opal star]

Got carbon fiber on that bitch.

[cunning reef]

Which is homo but different topic

[little depot]

Homogeneous mixtures are stinky

[opal star]

You can use it as a stock as well.

[leaden pilot]

wait so

you have both of your legs

whose leg did you post

[little depot]

Third leg

[leaden pilot]

that's called a penis

[blazing jackal]

just in case

[little depot]

Oh

[obsidian sun]

what the actual fuck is this

[little depot]

Never seen one

[little depot]

Makes him trans

[obsidian sun]

[opal star]

Right here.

[leaden pilot]

do you like need me to introduce you to yaoi chinese artists or something

[blazing jackal]

bara

[obsidian sun]

what the fuck why is there more of these

[blazing jackal]

[little depot]

I've read enough killing stalking (I know it's koran but shush)

[leaden pilot]

So you have a prosthetic leg JUST IN CASE you lose em

[obsidian sun]

kill me

[leaden pilot]

Mate its a leg

[leaden pilot]

PRIME

ITS YOUR LEG

[blazing jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/haram-heisenberg-gif-20680378

[leaden pilot]

HOW MANY FUCKIN TIMES ARE YOU GONNA LOSE IT

ITS NOT LIKE ITS A CONTACT LENS MATE

[little depot]

Beating a man half to death isn't haram

[leaden pilot]

Dude

the chinese made

so much bara art its crazy

[little depot]

Do you want to be an arachnid?

Tf is bara

[leaden pilot]

men with muscles

i cant post an example for obvious reasons

[little depot]

Need

[leaden pilot]

mood

[little depot]

Dm

[obsidian sun]

barabara biribiribiri

[little depot]

What

[blazing jackal]

allah dont look while you in pilgrimage anyway

[leaden pilot]

@opal star I thought you worked in AI not the fucking DMZ of north and south korea

[obsidian sun]

bot enough brainrot

[opal star]

If i ever happen to get an infection that leads to amputation, or just straight up leg annihilation, pretty much anything.

[leaden pilot]

christ alive

[opal star]

Sometimes a boar might get lucky, a polar bear even.

[blazing jackal]

good prosthetics are expensive af

[little depot]

WHY CANT I SAY *NSHALLAH

[obsidian sun]

i hope you guys get bombed

[opal star]

Ai is something i do for private companies.

[blazing jackal]

so having one is understandable, with spare left/right parts ofc

[little depot]

Islamaphobe youyou be like

[obsidian sun]

opposite actually

[little depot]

Islamaphile youyou be like

[opal star]

Co-own tuna boats and sell arms here and there, do a little bit of warden & that's about it.

[thin bobcat]

inshallah i hope you get struck down

[little depot]

game has error dialogue text

Doesn't let me open

Spam okay 30 times

Works

Thank you game dev

[blazing jackal]

you get muslim kind you deserve, simple as that

[little depot]

How kind of you

[obsidian sun]

why are 90% of mods for this game just modded saves and porn loading screens

[little depot]

Cock and balls

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/mona-lisa-gif-461565334672097156

[thin bobcat]

my pleasure

[opal star]

Can list a few, LOL.

[little depot]

Prime lore

[blazing jackal]

for research purposes, CIA does the same

[leaden pilot]

Its always wild that the place with a strict anti-Xrule produces the best X stuff

like chinese: Homo Porn

[obsidian sun]

prime knowing chinese yaoi artists was not on my bingo card

[upbeat verge]

BEAUTIFUL

[little depot]

this is cute

[little depot]

peam

[upbeat verge]

I wonder

[timid hollow]

CARLOS

[upbeat verge]

if I can put STIR of DAWN and wounds of eventide within the blasphemous 1 ost folder

[opal star]

I've seen the worst of the porn world, been on the internet long enough. Lmao.

[upbeat verge]

so it all appears in 1 album

instead of 3 seperate

[obsidian sun]

yea same

[blazing jackal]

future would be wild for sure, in the past CIA hooked locals by beautiful girls and money, now they just threating to send their furaffinity accounts to local gov

[frank hearth]

big mula

[opal star]

They hook them with the futa, and reel them in.

[timid hollow]

Another night sleeping, another night dreaming of a gril

Brain is giving me signs

But we dont take them because its gonna be LOCKTOBER

[obsidian sun]

virginmaxxing

[blazing jackal]

is locktober is what im imagine?

knowing the local context

[obsidian sun]

lock in october i guess

[timid hollow]

Incels saying they dont need a girl and will hit the gym all day when they couldnt even pull a girl if they wanted to

[little depot]

SEND IN THE FUTASSS!

[obsidian sun]

!futahip

[leaden pilot]

Prime if the CIA can promise me big lizard wife that can shrimply kill me with her thighs i'm willing to do whatever the CIA needs

[obsidian sun]

this is the best gif of all time

[leaden pilot]

whether its MK ULTRA 2.0 or pretending to be a far right extremist e girl on twitter

actually i prefer the first one

[opal star]

The CIA will hand your file over to the ATF, there in they'll fuck your wife and shoot your dog.

[leaden pilot]

Fuck I forgot the ATF exists on account that nothing they do is beneficial to humanity

[opal star]

They've got drones now.

[leaden pilot]

Yeah so does my neighbor Andi

literally everyone has drones

[opal star]

Drones with glocks.

[leaden pilot]

so does my neighbor Andi

[pallid sapphire]

Dog shooting capability from air

[leaden pilot]

well technically it isnt a glock

[blazing jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-running-drone-running-village-kid-gif-6708739523667460245

[leaden pilot]

its more like a gel blaster he hooked to a uh

watchamacallit

[pallid sapphire]

Is that an equivalent of an IED in your pants ?

21 round P320

[opal star]

Lol.

[blazing jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/drone-crash-gif-10466720

[leaden pilot]

fuck kinda sig is that

[little depot]

500 more million dollars to palantir!

[leaden pilot]

20+1 round P320

[pallid sapphire]

The funny one that shoots you 21 times in the dick

[opal star]

My friends over at sig love the p365.

All i have to say.

[leaden pilot]

close enough welcome back Nambu Model 14

[blazing jackal]

Strategic Defense Initiative 2.0

[upbeat verge]

would

[leaden pilot]

I genuinely dont get why people support palantir

HAVE THEY NOT SEEN LORD OF THE RINGS

[little depot]

me neither

[obsidian sun]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[leaden pilot]

HELLO

[upbeat verge]

@little depot @obsidian sun

[blazing jackal]

sauron knows how to print money for its contractors

[little depot]

I FUCKING LOVE BLASPHEMOUS

[frank hearth]

[opal star]

Love them, their surveillance tech is insanely useful.

[upbeat verge]

ME TOOO

RAH

[opal star]

You pay preemo for their imagery.

[obsidian sun]

defensive stats

[leaden pilot]

im making a stupid lord of the rings joke

[upbeat verge]

what a based library

[frank hearth]

still 5 divs more for me

[little depot]

i cant get jacket outta my head for the last few days ngl

[frank hearth]

[leaden pilot]

WAIT IS THAT WHY THEY NAMED THE FUCKING COMPANY PALANTIR

[blazing jackal]

no nfs most wanted

[obsidian sun]

idk what this means

[little depot]

yes...

[frank hearth]

big mula

[leaden pilot]

SOMEONE DIG TOLKIEN UP

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-gif-26506627

[leaden pilot]

TOLKIEN SUE THEM ASSES

[upbeat verge]

nobody sells it digitally mate

[obsidian sun]

tolkein is ass

he made the elves useful

[little depot]

fucking tree huggers

[upbeat verge]

these are all oSTS I own

[leaden pilot]

Tolkien Elves were pretty baller

I still dont like elves but like

fuck

[obsidian sun]

still elves

[blazing jackal]

plot armor

[leaden pilot]

seeing Celebrimbor

[opal star]

God bless palantir.

[leaden pilot]

S H R E D URUKS WITH THAT MUCH EFFICIENCY

god damn

Like yea okay yall are pretty cool

[obsidian sun]

dwarves and orcs together against the elves

[leaden pilot]

i should play Shadow of War again

https://tenor.com/bUHuZ.gif

[obsidian sun]

i need to finish that game

[opal star]

[raven swan]

people calling 2999 as "less than three thousand" should be cursed with forever warm pillows

[leaden pilot]

3 out of 4 men suffer from baldness

[blazing jackal]

everyone hops on anti-drone train

[leaden pilot]

but it is tho

[little depot]

with flawed mathematics i can prove that 2999=3000

(its just aproximation 300 times)

[raven swan]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-rage-bait-lol-lmao-gif-3554026694133497645

you know what i mean

[blazing jackal]

worked before 1700s

[obsidian sun]

[little depot]

someone complains my mod doesnr work
did you do the thing i put at the top IN BIG RED LETTERS IN 6 LANGUAGES

they said no

[leaden pilot]

you have a mod?

for what game?

is it rimworld

[little depot]

I am the mother of all mods

[leaden pilot]

is it Starsector

[little depot]

im too poor to afford rimworld

[raven swan]

hey I'm red-green colorblind

[opal star]

Probably the incest game.

[obsidian sun]

he becomes angry hank when shield / health is low

[little depot]

WHAT IS IT WITH U AND INCEST

😭

[leaden pilot]

he meant the uh

coffin of andy and leyley

[opal star]

That.

[obsidian sun]

you're the local degen

[little depot]

never played it

[leaden pilot]

I regret being made to play that game but at the same time

playing that game earned me money for art

so

[little depot]

name onething ive done thats degenerative

[leaden pilot]

i gotta suffer before i acquire my reward

[obsidian sun]

anal princess

[opal star]

Missing an L.

[obsidian sun]

discord ui moment

[opal star]

LMAO.

[little depot]

canada princess

i was wearing the shirt weirdly

ofc

[little depot]

okay but context tho

[opal star]

You were searching mods for the game, no?

[little depot]

No

was I?

[opal star]

You were.

[little depot]

anyway no im talking about starsector

[opal star]

It's not bad if you skip dialogue.

[little depot]

story based game

[little depot]

hi treeant

[obsidian sun]

das de yoke

[hexed kernel]

haii

[little depot]

really? NO WAY

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/mona-lisa-gif-461565334672097156

[leaden pilot]

I was paid to suffer so I couldnt skip the dialogue

plus I prefer the mum than the sister anyway

[opal star]

100%.

[leaden pilot]

me trying to feed my fuckign cat

incredibly lazy until food is involved

she doesnt really meow she kinda just goes

a

sentient mound of clouds

[raven swan]

its sentient??

majestic floof, very nice

[hexed kernel]

absolutely zoinked out

[blazing jackal]

if it can manipulate me to do what it wants then it is indeed sentient

[leaden pilot]

Sometimes I debate that but I'm 85% sure she is

[leaden pilot]

she was sleeping ontop of my shoulder

or rather my upper arm

[little depot]

you have a shoulder?

[blazing jackal]

white cat moment

[opal star]

Oh yeah, i'm going to need this.

[leaden pilot]

surprisingly

[leaden pilot]

the first thing that came to mind is: with this level of height clearance you can run over a kindergardener and barely feel the impact

is this thing even street legal

oh right in america doors are not a requirement

for some reason.

why arent they required again

[little depot]

why would they

[opal star]

So you can do this.

[leaden pilot]

ew

[little depot]

bullet hole stickers lmao

[leaden pilot]

sorry CoD stopped being good post Infinite Warfare

[opal star]

Decent mounts for jeeps.

[leaden pilot]

Advanced Warfare was good cause I get to kill Kevin Spacey

[blazing jackal]

its missing the cope cage and too hard on fine machined part instead of stamped, other that that its ok

[timid hollow]

Good that it is a Black Ops sticker

[leaden pilot]

o yea

damn res was low

[blazing jackal]

ahh nice crocodile display

[timid hollow]

made myself sandwich and a broth

this hangover doesnt stand a chance

[little depot]

so

howd it go

[real aspen]

cars 3 is retarded

[leaden pilot]

@opal star

[hexed kernel]

oh god he sounds like a caricature

fucking red dead 2 npc

[upbeat verge]

hillbilly shot

[leaden pilot]

keep watching it gets better

[little depot]

why is he dying

[leaden pilot]

yeeee

[little depot]

😭

[leaden pilot]

pure corn moonshine

he downed a fuckin jar of it

[little depot]

give you 4 wheel drive

[blazing jackal]

plot twist - he didnt see next day, literally

[leaden pilot]

nah

[little depot]

i love methanol

[leaden pilot]

worst case scenario just blindness

[hexed kernel]

finally i have come up with a good idea for a rimworld playthrough

[blazing jackal]

like, i could chug 90-95% alcohol at my hospital, whats the point

[hexed kernel]

colonist name positions will be open soon

[little depot]

burning your esophagus

[blazing jackal]

no taste, no distinctive smell

[real aspen]

sabastian g sabintosh

[blazing jackal]

i have bidistilled water for that

[timid hollow]

Gexurudus the third

i wanna be a drug addict

[hexed kernel]

ffs i said "soon" not "now" 😭

[real aspen]

explode

[timid hollow]

implode

[hexed kernel]

💥

[blazing jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/train-fart-big-cool-7days-free-chicken-big-sad-gif-22655342

[leaden pilot]

ADD ME ADD ME

I WANNA BE THE GOON

[opal star]

Lmao. Definitely an absinthe addict.

[leaden pilot]

GUNNER MELEER I DONT CARE AS LONG AS I DO SOME GOOD OLD FASHION GOONING