╟❓general-offtopic

[oblique belfry]

meanwhile cs2 :

[sour rivet]

it sam

[zealous depot]

Fucking pulls the knife on final kill

You really are a cs player

[oblique belfry]

of course

[zealous depot]

I'm surprised you didn't fake out the defuse for dramatic effect

[oblique belfry]

fake out ?

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

would've been funny

[timber oxide]

Stock knife, laugh at this user

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

even if i had giga money

i wouldn't have bought it

[timber oxide]

Who said anything about buying

Unbox it

[little depot]

I'm so hungry I could eat a

[oblique belfry]

nay

[zealous depot]

HONSE

[little depot]

Neigh?

[fluid trout]

neigh

[oblique belfry]

hay

[blazing maple]

also i found out that silent hill f has alternate cutscenes and endings for when you play it a second time

so that's fucked up

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

Oooo

Did you beat it already

[zealous depot]

Sam will have to travel through biblically accurate Chicago again

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna start playing CS again just to get one clip where I get a sick ass kill and whip out my big, fat knife and then ping you with it

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

good

[timber oxide]

Actually I won't do that

[blazing maple]

no

[zealous depot]

https://tenor.com/view/coraline-dad-gif-typing-gif-18806780

[oblique belfry]

weak

[blazing maple]

but i went through a really fucked up sequence and now have to go home

[blazing maple]

so i might be close

[sour rivet]

Mm

[timber oxide]

But I will allow you to look at it

[zealous depot]

@oblique belfry when he's on csgo market place

[oblique belfry]

when he is he :

[slim magnet]

820 peso

[zealous depot]

[green granite]

I would love to eat a honse

[oblique belfry]

when :

wh......mmmhmmhmhmgsklşgfdsalşvmsfşlknj

[little depot]

Filipino pesos

[timber oxide]

Still worth more money than Doge will every see in his life

[zealous depot]

Doge is stroking out

[frail leaf]

💱 820 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl: is equal to 9,302.18 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr:

[timber oxide]

He's jorking it to my big, fat, juicy knife

[green granite]

Guh??????

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple i take it you dont work on the weekends?

[oblique belfry]

Naw what the fuck ?

9k ?

alo ?

[timber oxide]

You know it was worth less than half of that when I traded it?

[frail leaf]

💱 820 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl: is equal to 224.91 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[oblique belfry]

my god

[blazing maple]

fuck no!!!

[sour rivet]

[green granite]

DOGE is tweaking

[blazing maple]

I mean i could and earn like 50-100% more money due to labour laws but

I don't want to

[sour rivet]

Aye

[little depot]

Who tf works on a weekend

[frail leaf]

💱 1 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 41.36 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr:

[little depot]

😭

[oblique belfry]

MY FUCKING GOD

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[copper vapor]

[blazing maple]

liberals

[timber oxide]

Doge check how much M9 Bayonet Doppler Fade is worth now

[sour rivet]

This information shall prove useful for.... something idk

[timber oxide]

Because that's the knife I originally got from a crate

And then I traded it for 2 Huntsman Knives

[oblique belfry]

doppler ? or fade ? both are different

[timid hollow]

[oblique belfry]

you mean marble fade ?

[timid hollow]

forgot why i bought that

[timber oxide]

Maybe I'm misremembering it

[frail leaf]

💱 3,800 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 157,167.78 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr:

[green granite]

[oblique belfry]

there is Doppler / Marble fade / Fade

[timber oxide]

Show me how Doppler looks like

[green granite]

Doge is so cooked

[oblique belfry]

it has phases

[green granite]

Doppler

[oblique belfry]

this is marble

this is fade

[blazing maple]

i can stream some silent hill f if u want

[green granite]

Arent they all Fade skin but different pattern?

[timber oxide]

Oh so it was just Fade

[green granite]

Or they are different skin

[oblique belfry]

no

doppler is different then these

[timber oxide]

In my defense I only saw this knife for like one day before I traded it

[oblique belfry]

because it can actually roll something different each time

[timid hollow]

fade gey, doppler cool

[sour rivet]

Yes pls
Jus gimme a bit

[timber oxide]

So, how much does M9 Bayonet Fade go for now

[green granite]

@oblique belfry Karambit Case Hardened

[timber oxide]

God damn

Should've never traded it

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

ok boss

[timber oxide]

But I like Huntsman more

[sour rivet]

No youre the boss
Im just the goon sitting in the chat chair

[timber oxide]

why tf does stat track factory new cost less

than normal factory new

(I mean the M9)

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

Oi Doge

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/JasozzGames/status/1971718738568442231 also cultic man is already developing a map function

Jason Smith (@JasozzGames)

Not bad for a couple of afternoons! Making quick work of this Automap. Got revealing/exploring working, tumbling/panning, some shader magic to dither out map that is blocking your view of the player, and basic support for objective markers, if I wind up doing that

#gamedev https://t.co/mssP70ODzH

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[timber oxide]

How much does Dragon Lore cost

[timber oxide]

And that one contraband skin for M4

[oblique belfry]

the um

what was it called

[timber oxide]

Howl?

[oblique belfry]

knight ?

oh howl

lemme check

[blazing maple]

Me after showing up to the greybeards doorstep with 30 septims and a knife:

[sour rivet]

Oooo

[timber oxide]

Shit's ugly

[sour rivet]

Aka (how to level up stealth quick)

[oblique belfry]

only gun in the game that is "gold" rarity

[timid hollow]

rip to the guy that i knew who paid like 20k for his howl

still dont know where the fucker took that money from

[oblique belfry]

still the only contraband skin

[timber oxide]

This is a peak skin

[oblique belfry]

grotto my beloved

[timber oxide]

I actually really like the Grotto

A lot of the lower rarity skins actually look better than the high rarity ones

[oblique belfry]

i have one

[timber oxide]

That's one of my favs

[oblique belfry]

my 1st skin in my entire cs career

and its still great

i love it

2 dollas

[timber oxide]

I also have it

[oblique belfry]

and this is my first unboxed skin

[oblique belfry]

zam

st too

around 2015 i fucking went and bought cheap good looking skins for every gun

i still use all of em

well not use the guns themselfs because half of em are pointless but you know

[timber oxide]

One of the skins I wanted was the Asiimov for the P90

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

But I no longer want it

[oblique belfry]

9.33 bucks

[timber oxide]

Cause I don't play this shit game

[oblique belfry]

fair

[timber oxide]

10 dolla?

[oblique belfry]

yuh

[timber oxide]

But that's a Breakout Case skin

They no longer drop

[copper vapor]

my guy looks like an attempt of a Kiryu clone

[oblique belfry]

the case is more expensive then the red p90 skin

[runic condor]

Cluj napoca

[timber oxide]

That's so fucking stupid

[oblique belfry]

leme check cyrex

[timber oxide]

BTW I bought Redacted 2 with money I got from selling these

[timid hollow]

I mean

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[timid hollow]

its expensive because you can only get a butterfly

otherwise it would be like 3 euro

[oblique belfry]

you can get butterfly from many cases though

[timid hollow]

only

emphasis on only

[oblique belfry]

hm

[timber oxide]

Yeah other knives don't drop from it

[timid hollow]

always reminds me of my friend who got gold and got a goddamn nomad rust coat

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

mf would have been happy about a breakout in that moment

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

and it still drops

[copper vapor]

is this Quiet

[quiet abyss]

i always wondered why the fuck korn even made twist

like what the fuck are these noises

[timid hollow]

no this is loud

[quiet abyss]

its just jonathon field sounds

[oblique belfry]

wait weapon cases still drop ?

[quiet abyss]

like wtf

ah yes, hit em with that gutteral sounds

[oblique belfry]

i remember trying to roll this

i watched the esports ingame

but got jackshit

[timber oxide]

Souvenir cases were a double gacha

[pliant meteor]

[timid hollow]

afaik yeah

[oblique belfry]

zam

[timber oxide]

I just read somewhere that all cases drop, some are just more rare now

[left mantle]

They weight current ones higher yeah

[timber oxide]

Well, I guess it's settled

Time to play CS until I drop a Weapon Case and sell it for 100 dolla

[pure compass]

no she's more like miller kek

idk what even happened tbh

[cursive gorge]

Waiting for my FAL to show up at the gun store is patience I do not currently posess

[pure compass]

She used to have lines

also she sells the inventory and keyring expansions

[torpid glacier]

https://youtu.be/L9PKJwQgOyg?list=PLdR7m7PFLzQ4kNBwyPPDfewtEEnSt1d25 "We're going on a field trip, kiddo!"

[cursive gorge]

I have already purchased FAL food. But am lacking said FAL

[sour rivet]

another one added to the collection

[pure compass]

MR. PRIESSSST

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/john-ward-faith-the-unholy-trinity-gary-miller-amy-martin-gif-17407423819263221701

[fluid trout]

Yoshitaka Mine be slobbering on it

[pure compass]

https://youtu.be/k-9bwHJDBGQ?si=4JjhCowPT3pUWKis

[torpid glacier]

John Faith

[sour rivet]

ultrakill is also in there but im was too lazy to retake the image

[fluid trout]

zip it up when you're done lil bro

[sour rivet]

yeah fuck you i will

because new blood is good

[fluid trout]

I'm talking about Yoshitaka Mine

[sour rivet]

o

[oblique belfry]

back at it again

[sour rivet]

apolocheese

[fluid trout]

if I ever want to insult you I'll reply lmao

[sour rivet]

to be fair you were right under my message

[fluid trout]

apolocheese

[sour rivet]

its my chedder

[sour rivet]

i forgor to ask doge

atleast i think i did

how is hades 2 runnin for u

[oblique belfry]

very great

just like hades 1

[sour rivet]

splendid

[oblique belfry]

no hiccups

why ?

[sour rivet]

wonderin

[oblique belfry]

bitch come on

[sour rivet]

WAH

[oblique belfry]

i dont own a pc THAT BAD

give it some credit

[timber oxide]

I think we have already established today that Lettuce has a worse computer

[wild vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/george-lopez-confused-unsure-eh-meh-gif-9297878

[fluid trout]

bet it be having high latency when too many sprites on screen

[oblique belfry]

he does

bro even posted screenshots on his naked case setup

[timber oxide]

But Lettuce is not you, so we will bully you

[oblique belfry]

IM BEING SILENCED

[sour rivet]

you were able to run dl2..

[oblique belfry]

and cyberpunk

[sour rivet]

just

[green granite]

Was that M4A4 Howl still being looked for

[sour rivet]

not at high settings

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/jorking-my-peanits-cat-coke-gif-6176227520752583257

[oblique belfry]

ran metro exodus too

[fluid trout]

bro be saying "its not that bad" then send rig pics like this

[copper vapor]

"I'm being repressed"

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

husy

[green granite]

That fan on the table is gonna offer like 1% of something

[slim magnet]

i had a friend that had this unironically

he even turned on the machine with a spark

[oblique belfry]

ITS ALIVEEE

[sour rivet]

He has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.

[oblique belfry]

where was that sound from btw

i knew it but i forgor

[fluid trout]

mw, makarov intro

[oblique belfry]

oh right

[green granite]

Hell yeah

[copper vapor]

dead game

[oblique belfry]

mf

4 star on a husky

[left mantle]

avengers level threat

[slim magnet]

it'll never be not insane that neco arc is bigger than melty blood

[slim magnet]

it's not like touhou where people at least know where cirno comes from

[pure compass]

People dont know where neco arc comes from?

[marsh cargo]

yeah

[timber oxide]

I didn't

[marsh cargo]

they also dont know necoarc is a girl

[pure compass]

Actual tsukihime players (they dont exist) on suicide watch

[timber oxide]

How?

[pure compass]

Regular arcueid fans when someone says it's a big neco arc

[fluid trout]

good thing they can share their pains with other melty blood players next to the toilets in EVO

[timber oxide]

I meant, how they don't know

[slim magnet]

i will die on the hill that is saying giving arcueid a miniskirt was a blunder

[pure compass]

wrong skirt

[oblique belfry]

burunya

[timber oxide]

It's pretty fucking obvious

[slim magnet]

she looked miles better with the long old lady skirt

[slim magnet]

miles better i tell you

[oblique belfry]

dori dori

[pure compass]

There are also other necos

[left mantle]

got?

Nah

[marsh cargo]

you know what
momo is right

[copper vapor]

always has been, right?

ye gg ABI can't find a game

[slim magnet]

don't tell borka about this

[fluid trout]

miniskirt makes her more generic, that flappy long skirt looks far better

[slim magnet]

he'll go on a rampage about abi being the best thing that has happened to shooters since wolfenstein 3d

[pure compass]

did you get the trauma team skin in abi

[slim magnet]

particularly that it's objectively better than tarkov

[timber oxide]

Maybe it looks better, but I can see less and I don't like it

[copper vapor]

no

[copper vapor]

I was gonna tag him but he's offline

[pure compass]

mbomnis needs to learn chinese and russian

makes the game easier

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-don't-think-i-will-cap-avengers-marvel-gif-6420739801263939210

[slim magnet]

roa also looked way better with the michael jackson hairdo

[wild vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-michael-jackson-leon-kompowsky-billy-jean-stark-raving-dad-gif-13692108

this michael jackson?

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KPu79khJik

[oblique belfry]

Hammah

[pure compass]

isnt the game kinda gutted?

[copper vapor]

idk

[obsidian sun]

the antichrist

[wild vortex]

hi thats me, waddap

[sour rivet]

yea

maybe they fixed it who knows

[small bane]

Y’all fw my goon cave?

[copper vapor]

how to get blind at age 30

[fluid trout]

not enough henchmen

what kinda goon cave without goons

[pure compass]

The best part is that I play suguri 2 but watch samsho

[small bane]

But I’ve got miyabi and raiden shogun

[copper vapor]

how the hell did Michael Jackson never sue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUj05zld8T0

[pure compass]

Are the lights dimmed so we cant see the stains?

[small bane]

I’m actually gonna order some framed miyabi pictures and hang them on the walls

[fluid trout]

I don't see the flat cap and a leather jacket, not goon enough

[fluid trout]

you better pray to god nobody enters the room with a blacklight

[blazing jackal]

Nah, order resin statue

[small bane]

Enjoy my spotless bathroom

[pure compass]

nice bathroom

[small bane]

I can afford a cleaning lady you know

[pure compass]

You didnt do it yourself

[small bane]

So pls don’t say my cave is dirty

[copper vapor]

poor cleaning lady has to clean all the man gunk

[oblique belfry]

pigeon

[fluid trout]

thats nice, now show it with a blacklight

[pure compass]

Where the fuck is this, SEA?

[small bane]

That was recorded a bit earlier if I turn on the light the red leds kinda get lost

[fluid trout]

I just don't like bright lights without a dimmer light on the back or something, shits gonna fry your eyes

[pure compass]

just wait for one of the bulbs to die

[small bane]

Hey at least it makes me happy

Now I need more stuff to hang on the walls

[pure compass]

Happiness in offtopic?

[fluid trout]

no your room is bad and you should feel bad

[small bane]

Cuz they empty af

[blazing jackal]

[pure compass]

get outttt

[small bane]

Back to newbies chat with me wh

[oblique belfry]

pig

[pure compass]

You're supposed to leave happiness in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat yeah

[fluid trout]

buy a shelf, put model kits on there

spend more money

[oblique belfry]

pig sliding towards death

[small bane]

I’m thinking of those

I for sure want miyabi above my monitor like 2 pics side by side

[fluid trout]

all I can say is i doubt the quality

[small bane]

It’s basically so cheap if it’s poor I don’t really care

[copper vapor]

15 minutes in queue

(and the game auto-cancels matchmaking after 5 mins)

[pure compass]

get a ju fufu

[copper vapor]

and nothing

[pure compass]

mbomnis turn automatch off and rat like a real abi player

[oblique belfry]

drowned pig

[copper vapor]

wat

[pure compass]

unfortunately you cant buy t5 red bullets anymore

[small bane]

She’s too fresh and the Chinese mass production hasn’t caught up

[copper vapor]

what is auto-match

[small bane]

Same with seed

[copper vapor]

well

[small bane]

I love seeed btw mmmmm seeed 🥀

[copper vapor]

auto-match off instantly found a game

can't wait to get sniped by hackers now

[pure compass]

dw regular players can do it just fine

[fluid trout]

fucked up chat, broke the thumb of the MG

[oblique belfry]

whal

[timber oxide]

That guy makes me look more sane than I actually am

[pure compass]

I saw what you deleted

[small bane]

[sour rivet]

how many left

[oblique belfry]

i think 11

[fluid trout]

Wrong side lmao, I fucked up, only noticed when I'm putting in decals

[sour rivet]

i went to look at the achievements for amid evil cuz i wanna 100% it

so far

normal

[sour rivet]

then

[wild vortex]

one fart and its over

[fluid trout]

I know what you're thinking, cotton buds is for removing excess water in the waterslide decals

[sour rivet]

why would the champion do this

[left mantle]

Someone said no balls

[green granite]

Huh

Soneone had been playing too much gacha it seems

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/367135220241137667/1141935132824043530/Champion_Milos.gif

[small bane]

https://tenor.com/view/seed-seed-zenless-seed-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-seed-zenless-zone-zero-gif-4473269544743090468

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-wtf-face-gif-3910649995586292876

[small bane]

I love sparkle too, probably my top3 mhy character

[timber oxide]

Well too fucking bad cause I hate the bitch

The doll is funny tho

[small bane]

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/hanabi-hsr-sparkle-speech-bubble-saying-gif-3534002389198815172

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cipher-honkai-star-rail-hsr-true-gif-489813417709082854

[green granite]

I keep forgetting pyrson isnt a weeb

[timber oxide]

ISN'T?!

FUCK YOU

[green granite]

So you are a weeb?

[timber oxide]

YES

[green granite]

Huh

[timber oxide]

I've never been so insulted before

[green granite]

I guess I succeeded something

And that feels nice

[timber oxide]

Nah I think that full context is better

[pliant meteor]

Lore expansion

[marsh cargo]

like pyson plays zzz

how is he not a weeb

[timber oxide]

"Isn't a weeb"
Weeb pfp, weeb banner, fucking weeb server tag and even currently playing a weeb game

[timber oxide]

And I fucking like it!

[marsh cargo]

https://fixupx.com/Cyael/status/1971024237927510415?t=LMue3K7lIM8rU02ybU6TKg&s=19

Cyael (@Cyael)

Based Ananta

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FixupX · Sep 25, 2025, 1:29 AM

[green granite]

I mean

[timber oxide]

Two different weeb wallpapers for both of my displays

[green granite]

I thought you said you dont like into anime girls and stuff

[timber oxide]

I said I don't watch anime

[green granite]

Ah

[timber oxide]

I'm a gamer weeb

[green granite]

Oh well

[small bane]

Same one with miyabi one with raiden shogun

[green granite]

Imma go do normal person's thing

[small bane]

Based

[timber oxide]

Cuppy I have to admit

[oblique belfry]

bird up

[timber oxide]

Whenever I think you can't surprise me anymore

You actually manage to do it

[oblique belfry]

9 left

[fluid trout]

this man has been swallowed by the peyote minigame

[oblique belfry]

"minigame"

[obsidian sun]

[marsh cargo]

its actually just as funny
when someone realizes that i do delve in the weeb shit

[oblique belfry]

its just a cooler collectible

[small bane]

Who doesn’t these days

[timber oxide]

Sane people

[green granite]

Ok watching Huntsman Spider egg hatch seriously gives me Arachnophobia

[small bane]

I was a stark enemy of this shit a year ago

Maybe if western media wasn’t so fucking trash you know

[green granite]

I wonder what fetish does ZZZ have next

[marsh cargo]

@elder anvil so how we feeling

[copper vapor]

first raid wa a great success

[small bane]

No idea but I’m sure it’s gonna be great

[copper vapor]

we killed 4

[fluid trout]

every time I see ZZZ it got feet in it

why?

[elder anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493

[oblique belfry]

hawk

[small bane]

You gotta watch seed character demo

I’ve gooned like 100 times to that

Just today

[fluid trout]

no thank you ❤️

[elder anvil]

WE ARE EATING IN OCT 15
ARCANES FOR ARCHGUNS
LAVOS DELUX
SHROOM BOY

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

YOOOOOO

hi anon

[green granite]

Uh

[timber oxide]

Hey @marsh cargo , is this how I look like to other users here?

[elder anvil]

Alo

[green granite]

@timber oxide my throne was denounced

[oblique belfry]

been a while since i've seen you

[marsh cargo]

only sometimes

[elder anvil]

I've been busy playing slop

[oblique belfry]

aren't we all

[quiet abyss]

i hate finding a neat mod and its outdated

like fuck you

[elder anvil]

[green granite]

My man is rivaling Iedy as gooner of gamma server

[marsh cargo]

omg someone that does play destiny rising

[timber oxide]

I need to reduce this "sometimes" to "rarely"

[green granite]

Is it a bad thing or a good thing

[quiet abyss]

i just wanna get more dismemberment in my RoN gameplay bro... i just want to have .308 do what .308 do to people's limbs (call me sadistic or something idc i just want my gun to feel powerful n shit)

[timber oxide]

Or, alternatively

Turn the sometimes into always

[green granite]

They have to censor the game somehow

[small bane]

What’s wrong bro don’t tell me you don’t engage is some gankywanky goonywoony now

[marsh cargo]

goon responsibly

[timber oxide]

You don't need to tell everyone about it tho

[elder anvil]

It's kinda fun

[green granite]

NOT THE GOON

DESTINY

[small bane]

It’s the only humor I’m capable of these days

Brain fart

Too many brainrot save Europe reels on instagram

[marsh cargo]

destiny ip gacha
that started quite well
But its been fumbling it as of late

[oblique belfry]

fluf

[timber oxide]

I'm now gonna start every convo here with "So I just finished gooning"

[quiet abyss]

nah but buckshot BLOWS limbs smoove off

[elder anvil]

How is it fumbling

[green granite]

Even I don't goon that much since I joined GAMMA server smh smh

[quiet abyss]

so no, its not censoring

[elder anvil]

Brother I'm playing it right now

[quiet abyss]

its just only buckshot

[small bane]

That’s a powerful opener

[quiet abyss]

for some reason

[small bane]

Asserts dominance from the get go I like it

[quiet abyss]

relateable to the audience too

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/whothefuckstartsaconversation-gif-22983824

[quiet abyss]

[marsh cargo]

just late game requiring a bit too many dupes

or so i been told

[elder anvil]

Nah you don't need the dupes

[green granite]

Cant believe the moment I stopped gooning, a gooner immediately took my place

[elder anvil]

Well at least for Characters cause Exotics require 3 dupes for max catalyst

[small bane]

Cycle of goon

[quiet abyss]

gooners make the world go round, what can i say

[timber oxide]

Cuppert we need to combine our gooning in order to regain dominance

[quiet abyss]

Gooner saiyan

[timber oxide]

Gooner fusion

[small bane]

With my gooner potential we’ll be undefeated

[green granite]

My brother

When were you a gooner

[quiet abyss]

idk dragonball shit

[timber oxide]

Oh my fucking god

[quiet abyss]

XDD

lets be real, everyone is a gooner, not everyone embraces it

[green granite]

Look

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

[timber oxide]

I think I've been acting too normal around here

[green granite]

Gooning withdrawal causes me dementia

[small bane]

Me on my way to make every conversation weird af

https://tenor.com/view/christian-bale-american-psycho-walk-jam-patrick-bateman-gif-15074638149862812743

[green granite]

Have this

[fluid trout]

oh no

[green granite]

Now where was I

Yes Pyrson

You had been too normal

MAYBE TOOOO

[obsidian sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/546727346355568652/1296950998295777300/giphy.gif

[green granite]

Normal

[timber oxide]

Cuppert I've openly stated that I like ZZZ like a few minutes ago

You cannot tell me you didn't know I'm a gooner

[green granite]

No shit everyone knows that

[small bane]

What a flashback

[oblique belfry]

dog

[obsidian sun]

congratulations

[fluid trout]

yall aint goon enough I guess

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna go crazy

Crazy?

[obsidian sun]

i thought it was an evangelion refrence

[small bane]

I goon till first blood

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-rubber-room-gif-10524477174166992043

[oblique belfry]

yum

[obsidian sun]

nice ground textures fool

[timber oxide]

Hey Doge remember when I did a racist in fortnite

[marsh cargo]

here comes anime hater 3000 youyou

[fluid trout]

got a 2d plane for the ground textures

[oblique belfry]

i member

[timber oxide]

Good

Don't forget, I'm gonna do it again

[oblique belfry]

just let me know when you guys are gonna do fortnite experience 2 again

[timber oxide]

Get a better mic first

Bozo

[oblique belfry]

i did

[timber oxide]

I actually feel good enough to do Fortnite Experience 2 soon™

[oblique belfry]

my friends gifted me razer blackshark v2 x

no more echo

[timber oxide]

You have friends?

[oblique belfry]

apparently not anymore after you said that

goodbye

[timber oxide]

Huh

Who tf is Doge?

[oblique belfry]

Who am i ?

Why am i ?

How am i ?

[oblique belfry]

no.

[azure ledge]

do you guys have a strategy for returning to games

[wild hamlet]

begin again

[oblique belfry]

as in games you used to play but forgot to continue ?

[fluid trout]

why is he doing :3

[timber oxide]

Step 1
Launch a game
Step 2
Profit

[wild hamlet]

smart guy with glasses

[blazing jackal]

[oblique belfry]

i would actually live in paleto bay ngl

[fluid trout]

better not be living near the gas station then

[oblique belfry]

phish

[timber oxide]

🐟

[azure ledge]

the "I need a day or two away from this game" into "I havent touched this for 2 weeks"

especially for longer games

[timber oxide]

I just wake up one day with the urge to play

[oblique belfry]

i usually force myself to play the game and after the first hour it all comes back to me

or like pyrson said

urge to play suddenly comes

[timber oxide]

If you feel like you need a break from the game, and then you don't feel like coming back to it yet, then the break is not over and there's no need to force yourself

[oblique belfry]

for example i didnt play gta 5 for 5 days because unturned new map and hades 2 came out

but out of nowhere i had the urge to play it

so im playing it rn

[timber oxide]

Playe something else

One day you will wake up with the urge to play the game again

[azure ledge]

this happens and then i go away from a game for months and then its like fumck i have to do the opening 20 hours again

[timber oxide]

I literally come back to The Division 2 once a year for like a week and then I have another few month long break from it

Same with Minecraft

[oblique belfry]

please dont be like one of those people that goes "oh i forgot the controls of the game.. Guess ill start over again "

AHEM

FALCO

Anyways

i have a friend just like that

he restarted tlou part 1 for the 4th time now

because he forgot how the game works and what the story was

[timber oxide]

Or most recently, War Thunder (literally a 1 year long break)

[torpid glacier]

Everyone is a gooner, but not everyone brags about it lmao.

[wild vortex]

they just add more and more keybinds daily

[timber oxide]

They do?

I'm not high enough BR to notice I guess

[torpid glacier]

The universe will suffer total heat death before falco even finishes a game

[oblique belfry]

[torpid glacier]

I honestly don't know how someone does that. How do you forget what you've done 4 times in a row, and also forget wtf is happening 4 times in a row.

[wild vortex]

pretty much

recently better for jets with radars now because you get to manually click the different radar controls as real ui

[timber oxide]

I await the update that will remove planes from the game

[torpid glacier]

Especially when TLOU1 is incredibly linear. You're not doing anything other than the story.

[timber oxide]

Even if that means my days as SPAA main are over

[oblique belfry]

trevor time

also dog

[torpid glacier]

I'm not saying your friend is like this, but there are some people in the world that are genuinely functioning just above retarded in terms of intelligence, because there's no way people can walk up to a fucking barista and ask for an iced latte but add "I want it hot though."

[oblique belfry]

murder

[quiet abyss]

me when normal latte

[timber oxide]

So, after 2 years of not playing a purely story focused game, while I still remembered the overall story, I forgot the more fine details, which made the whole experience still feel relatively fresh, even tho it wasn't as fresh as the first time

Remembering the control scheme however, is a different story

[oblique belfry]

gato

tres

[small bane]

I’m so fucked 🥀 🥀 🥀 💊

I love you all

[obsidian sun]

cinema...

THE FUCKING EGG SAVED MY LIFE

[oblique belfry]

new quests on michael

[copper vapor]

miguel?

[quiet abyss]

2 S RANKS BABYYY

LETS GO

imma do it all

[solemn silo]

Look at Trevor now.

[quiet abyss]

i dont even need no fucking non lethal weapons

just cripple the fucker with .50AE

[oblique belfry]

YOU DONT NEED THE FUCKING SUB TO COLLECT NUCLEAR WASTE ????

[quiet abyss]

hes alive

[oblique belfry]

bruh

[quiet abyss]

just not happy about it

just cause he has a half inch hole in his knee, does not mean he cant be sentenced to life in a concrete box

[oblique belfry]

dolphin

[green granite]

WHAT ON EARTH?

[oblique belfry]

C O C K

man

last one

[quiet abyss]

OOOF man

[sour rivet]

do you just kill yourself after turning

[oblique belfry]

ye

[quiet abyss]

jesus bro chill with that buckshot

[oblique belfry]

if i cant kms i just end it

[quiet abyss]

just took his leg off

[fluid trout]

idk chief, is that a gsw in the back of the neck?

[oblique belfry]

ok trevor should be close to the last one

since its out of the city

neverfuckingmind

[quiet abyss]

yeah that was me

i shot him at the same time

different angle

[fluid trout]

sure sure

[quiet abyss]

.308 to the back of the neck

dude was cooked regardless

even if i didnt shoot his neck, hed die of blood loss

theres lots of bleedy bits in the leg and theyre ALL exposed

[copper vapor]

I love the randomized names

[pure compass]

teamed scavs

[copper vapor]

[pure compass]

Like I think ~30% of my scav runs are me killing one scav only for the rest of his team to show up and beat my ass

[pure compass]

You avoided playing fallout nv

[timber oxide]

Why would I want to avoid it

[fluid trout]

too late brochacho

[pure compass]

ah wait nv not 4

[fluid trout]

I don't read

[copper vapor]

one of my buddies ( the one wiht the Theo Meo name ) was killing scavs on sight

even though we explained to him the npc scavs are friendly

[pure compass]

They might be friendly

Hesitation kills

[copper vapor]

game says only bosses aren't friendly

[fluid trout]

can't read

[pure compass]

I've only ONCE convinced another player scav to not shoot me

[copper vapor]

you mean scav player or scav npc

[pure compass]

yeah bosses and their bodyguard squads will shoot everyone else on sight

[green granite]

Lennon Duran

So what, he was some kind of invisible?

[fluid trout]

Invisible Snubnose?

[oblique belfry]

i give up

[oblique belfry]

turns out i need scuba gear for the last one because its so deep into the ocean

and franklin owns the nuclear waste property

aka submarine

sooo

will collect it when im doing nuclear wastes

[quiet abyss]

im going to stab you 43 times and nail you to a cross, because degenerates like you belong on a cross

[oblique belfry]

anyways

tiem

[fluid trout]

rhymed cross with cross

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-yo-stupid-gif-19991709

stupid ass

wasnt meant to rhyme

dickhead

[green granite]

Silent Hill F: Helpless, horror, survival
the girl in that game when seeing a monster:

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid5-cqc-melee-disarm-venom-snake-gif-25558317

[copper vapor]

||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkv_WJaMZv4||

[fluid trout]

she just like me for real

[green granite]

I cant tell if the game is supposed to be horror survival where you are dropped into an environment where you are helplessly needed to survive

or you just go and performing CQC on everything you see

[marsh cargo]

It's prob horror game +boss fights like how the new resident evil games do it

[copper vapor]

fucking finally.

4 more to go...

wait, 3 actually.

[green granite]

kinda glad they only gave her melee

cuz if she had firearms, she'd be no different than Leon Kennedy in RE4

[sour rivet]

watched sam get the first ending in silent hill f

what the fuck

anyway shes doin it again

[green granite]

Sam getting her hand on being a menace in a female-protagonist game for the 10000th time

[sour rivet]

shits fucked up

[left mantle]

Meme time.

[raven swan]

another day, another slay

good morning chat

[little depot]

Wow the outer wilds two does look different huh

[green granite]

Italy

[sick trail]

Finally. Sab's service MRE https://youtu.be/2_6zGcy7B9A

@real aspen

[green granite]

well

time to be kinda stupid

and go grind US tree in World of Tank

somebody'll never learn

eh he he

[left mantle]

s-s-she said the thing!

[sick trail]

The mad emperor said "I'm going song everywhere"

[raven swan]

Corruption arrows on the warbow are so fun

Turns the game into an idle clicker game

[green granite]

GUH????

[real aspen]

AAAHHH

Ad jukpscare

[sick trail]

Jukpscare

[raven swan]

tall mf spotted

[real aspen]

Kinda surprised there's no churchkhela in it

Super calorie dense with nuts and pelamushi (grape paste basically)

And super tasty

Can't believe we're doing something well for once

[upbeat verge]

gm

[quiet abyss]

hi ivan

[waxen geode]

Watched the black ops 7 gameplay reveal just now

[quiet abyss]

im commiting various crimes against people in ready or not

[waxen geode]

i am genuinely

so god damn bored

[quiet abyss]

police may be the "Good guys" but i certainly am not

i just shoot people if they happen to have a firearm

ROE be damned

[waxen geode]

they had a firearm totally justified 👍

Anyways yeah, black ops 7 is just so

copy and paste for me

this is all they have for their description

the only new thing I see is Weapon build sharing

call of duty is such a joke

[upbeat verge]

gm

im eepy

[quiet abyss]

yeah exactly, especially on the elephant level

im just neutralizing a shooter, im not letting him take hostages

just shoot his ass and figure it out later

[green granite]

October we eat good bois

Battlefield 6, Lil Nightmare 3, some more stuffs

[green granite]

only thing im interested is weapon animation

other than that I have no interest

[quiet abyss]

aaannd shooter neutralized, now to just secure civs

not even half a mag spent, easy

[green granite]

oh yeh

uh

dont forget the bomb

[waxen geode]

at this point its just 'a game' and thats it. Just a game, not a big deal anymore

back then it was fucking CALL OF DUTY you just had to be there

[green granite]

funny

was never COD gamer

I had yet to play a multiplayer COD

[real aspen]

anyway

[waxen geode]

yeah but still you'd prob hear all about it anyways

[real aspen]

finally looked into it

and seems yeah i was correct

automatic transmission does lead to more texting-and-driving

and generally distracted driving

[slim magnet]

played hunt with the gang again in the first time in like a year

(i hadn't played since like early february tho)

and got like 30 clips

[quiet abyss]

got em both in like 40 seconds

the longest part was holding left click

they were right next to each other

got the achievement too

usually i have to search

anyways, got S rank

idk how

literally fucking shot him 3 times with a .308

he was probably dead

so i should have got A/A+

[real aspen]

whar are you playing

ron?

[quiet abyss]

yeah

i swear i killed him

maybe the armor saved him?

they are the toughest enemy in the game for some reason

even above the ex mili ides guys

they still have less armor/health, the shooters in elephant have the most absurd stats

for whatever reason

guess he just ate that

rust belt, this is where .308 AP is overkill and i might as well toss JHP in instead

fuck it XD

[real aspen]

i wish ron had more customization

let me cag

[quiet abyss]

wym? gun or armor wise?

[real aspen]

everything

different plate carriers, individual punches, mags, uniforms, helmets, nvg types and so on

[quiet abyss]

ah yeah it needs a little more

but i plan to play the whole story again

including DLC

which i got for my friends and i so they didnt need to

also bc i play most

on my own as well as with them

[quiet abyss]

also theres loads of mods for that btw

[slim magnet]

jhp is fucking useless outside of the first level and twisted nerve

especially in rust belt you're better off with ap due to there being civilians only on the surface

so you want to overpen in the caves

to get collaterals

idk how irrational overpen is on the fal tho i've never used that shit

[quiet abyss]

no it does overpen

but JHP is wildly effective on rust belt

done it before

it always 99% of the time 1 shots

to the torso

or legs

head is a given

[slim magnet]

headshot being a consistent one hit kill is the reason i stopped using the five seven

after home invasion dropped and they changed damage around quite a bit

when they made the python absolutely fucking horrid

it's crazy that the five seven can not one hit kill to the head but the mp7 always does

despite it being an even smaller bullet

[quiet abyss]

yeah im not sure about that one tbh

maybe its something about speed? but both of those rounds are speedy fuckers

so idk

anyways, with rifles at least, its absurdly overkill to bring AP .308 on rust belt

depends on mission

on rust belt i just want to deal maximum trauma

makes it easiest

[slim magnet]

does it blow through the school shooters' vest

[quiet abyss]

yes, 1-2 shots

[slim magnet]

those kids have the toughest armor in the entire game funnily enough

[quiet abyss]

maybe 3 if the fucker is especially tough

yeah i know

i mentioned it XDD

but they go down in 1-2

to the body

no need for heads with AP .308 and full auto is also unnecessary

because it staggers

1 then 2

easy :)

[slim magnet]

if my gang insists on doing elephant lethal i just aim for the head

otherwise i'm always with a taser out

unless speedrunning

[quiet abyss]

yeah i just run for bodies center mass is just easier to do

no reason to aim heads when i can just 1, 2 combo someone

with a high caliber

[slim magnet]

i just deleted an*maly and g*mma and then got the urge to work on the recoil mod again since i did get to hit a massive breakthrough for the 2.0 (or platinum edition) release

guess i'll get base an*maly to work on it and release it without support for g*mma

[quiet abyss]

i only brought 1 mag of JHP

worked almost the whole way

[slim magnet]

using different ammo in mags is crazy work

[quiet abyss]

but i missed a few and just used an AP mag for the last 2-3

well i mean i always like to bring 1 of JHP on missions with low armor suspects

rust belt, twisted nerve, dorms, etc.

but when its nearly anything else, its all AP

[slim magnet]

dude i never got the dorms achievement

[quiet abyss]

but i didnt bring JHP in .50AE

[slim magnet]

and they then nerfed the breaching shotgun

[quiet abyss]

i just brought AP .50AE

[slim magnet]

is the dorms achievement even doable solo after the breacher nerf

[quiet abyss]

honestly AP is just better for .50, lets you get away with any rifle ammo really

[quiet abyss]

no idea

idk what that achievement is, i prolly forgor about it

lmao

[slim magnet]

i know the three letter triad one is doable solo but you have to get extremely lucky with spawns and have to be a crack shot

[quiet abyss]

well i got one of those

[slim magnet]

main objectives in 5 minutes or less

[quiet abyss]

never have good luck with spawns

but im a good shot i guess

unless im being actively shot in the face, then i dont fare to well with the blurring XD

[slim magnet]

oh true yeah

i remember when they first made you tankier

and got shot in the head

and i was like "oh god i was shot in the head dude what the fuck i survived"

"but now i can't SEE"

i think it also fucks with hearing but that might be mandela

[quiet abyss]

yeah lol

[slim magnet]

haven't played in a while

[quiet abyss]

no i dont think hearing is affected

but idk

i dont get shot in the head

i kinda avoid it

but hey

i can test soon

with friends

[left mantle]

Just avoid it

[quiet abyss]

just tell him to put one in my helmet

[slim magnet]

where you from atrox so that we can play with online some day

maybe the lag is playable

[quiet abyss]

i mean the player is absurdly tanky too, we dont realize how fucking indestructible you are

im NA east, canada

onterrible

possibly playable

[slim magnet]

it'd be like 120~150 probs

[quiet abyss]

but anyways point is, the player character is super tanky rn

[slim magnet]

yeah they overcompensated the fuck on that

[quiet abyss]

i remember it took 5 shots of .308 AP

to kill my buddy

[left mantle]

damn that's playable in most games

[quiet abyss]

so like

youre absurdly tough

[slim magnet]

maybe there's friendly fire damage reduction?

[quiet abyss]

no its not that bad, since over the course of a mission with them sometimes just lasering you

its helpful

keeps you upright for a little while

[slim magnet]

true

[quiet abyss]

i often run shield

with the new .50AE

[slim magnet]

but i'd still make it like 20% lower

[quiet abyss]

its fun

just makes it unreasonably easy sometimes

[slim magnet]

i haven't tried the grizzly yet

[quiet abyss]

walk around corner, get shot in shield, then you just shoot him anywhere

and hes cooked

[slim magnet]

getting beat cop in narcos with the GRIZZLY

[quiet abyss]

only issue is the glass XD

[slim magnet]

FUCK the guy with the 100 mag m4 on the back

[quiet abyss]

when it starts to crack and shit

[quiet abyss]

thats real

with a handgun i could see the issue

but the grizzly makes it super easy tbh

beat cop no armor might be easy to die, but the level of glass cannon is unmatched

[slim magnet]

https://youtu.be/rlnXn5YLCkM

[quiet abyss]

i remember this