╟❓general-offtopic

[copper vapor]

the name is self-explanatory

it's Valheim's glass cannon
you can easily kill it
But it can easily kill you

[real aspen]

[upbeat verge]

@real aspen

[real aspen]

guh

does anyone have this

like

uhhhmmm how to describe it

i sometimes start to feel my heart beats very acutely

[upbeat verge]

hatred for humanity?

yes we do

oh nvm

[real aspen]

like im just going around and for a moment i start feeling individual valves in my heart opening and closing

similar to how games make heartbeat super loud when near-death

maybe im dying

[copper vapor]

rarely, yeah

[little depot]

Girl gives birth

Mc shoots baby

Mc gets crucified???

Tf is this ending

[real aspen]

kojima style

[copper vapor]

ending of what

[little depot]

One of the endings in no I'm not a human

[pallid sapphire]

♻️

[little depot]

The other endings make sense yeah

But this one is just

Bizarre

[rocky turtle]

[little depot]

Drain what is this

[real aspen]

how much of that is porn?

[rocky turtle]

thats a win

[copper vapor]

posted so long ago your ♻️ is ineffective

[proven tundra]

my forge is coming along

[little depot]

What the fuck are u downloading sister

😭

[real aspen]

new vegas mods

[pallid sapphire]

[rocky turtle]

[little depot]

Oh

Five nights are vreddies

I see

[pallid sapphire]

How big is the whole thing

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-freddy-fazbear-fnaf-surprise-bear-gif-10797545912537514262

[rocky turtle]

i gonna show after its all unzipped

[pallid sapphire]

Like you downloaded how long ?

[real aspen]

0.5mB/s

[rocky turtle]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[pallid sapphire]

100gb nowadays should be maximum 10 minutes

[rocky turtle]

more like i clicked manually at 1388 tabs

to download all of them

[pallid sapphire]

Ok that explains it

Have a great day

[rocky turtle]

[hexed kernel]

first world problems smh

[real aspen]

where do you live with that internet

best i can get is like 10mB/s

[pallid sapphire]

not even,remember even Shon has great internet and thats Africa

[little depot]

Bro lives in Antarctica

[rocky turtle]

and i dont got nexus premuim

[pallid sapphire]

me neither

Nexus sucks cocks

[rocky turtle]

[little depot]

Real talk

Why the fuck does vortex suck so much

It's so dogshit

[real aspen]

developed areas in africa are developed

[little depot]

Fork found in kitchen

[pallid sapphire]

Germany isnt developed infrastructure wise,our trains are late,our phone network has massive holes AND INTERNET IN CITIES IS SHIT except when your in the absolute nowhere like me THEN YOU GET GBIT INTERNET

[sour rivet]

[pallid sapphire]

The cheese

[sour rivet]

I DONT WANT TO BE IN THE MINE NO LONGER

[little depot]

When u said mine

I thought sea mine

[sour rivet]

idort

[little depot]

:<

Wahhhhhhhh

[hexed kernel]

isn't south africa a part of the first world though..?

[pallid sapphire]

Depends on the area and your corrupt government official xD

[little depot]

Obviously Africa is one country and has no water and undeveloped

[pallid sapphire]

Like i could also say Dubai

[little depot]

?

Dubai is a city

[pallid sapphire]

i wanted to make an example with how long it took them to let women drive cars and that theres still shit like sharia laws

but africa really developed in that sense so i cant come up with an example

Yeah i agree africa was a bad example

Lets say even Bulgaria has better internet to pirate stuff

priorities right

[green granite]

Vortex mod manager tends to throw your plug in load order anywhere, and you can set the load order but the interface is so fucking ass

[proud lantern]

He actually said dubai

NA education moment

[pallid sapphire]

You must be retarded

im not even close to anywhere near America on this world

[proud lantern]

I know dingus

[nova rune]

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-meme-tom-and-jerry-meme-jerry-points-get-a-load-of-this-guy-this-guy-gif-11384860625931393733

this guy

[proud lantern]

It just sounds like something an American would say

[pallid sapphire]

Ah its those 2

[proud lantern]

[pallid sapphire]

The voice chat retards

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/saya-no-uta-song-of-saya-saya-saya-punch-gif-11865766441166149299

@green granite

[proud lantern]

Why is this guy so angry

[real aspen]

i dunno what it's like in bulgaria but maximum you can get is 25mB/s

as a consumer

[little depot]

My condolences

[pallid sapphire]

Nobody is angry

[real aspen]

anything higher is enterprise grade and requires a contract

[pallid sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1215814533407576114/1379521283498311830/watermark-10.gif

[proud lantern]

Nice slug

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPRTeT0H-Jw

[rocky turtle]

ayo karamba

[hexed kernel]

behold my magnificent outpost!

[slim magnet]

100 rockets to tc

[copper vapor]

damn you even planted stuff there

my dock outpost was just palisade walls and a hut with a portal

[sour rivet]

fuck ass weapon i got

[rocky turtle]

EXCALIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

💥

[proud lantern]

Fallout

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDcZBki2SrA

I feel bad for malzi sometimes but his videos are fun

rip his mental health tho lmao

[green granite]

M44 on roid

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

[zealous depot]

Book

Damn Amazon

[hexed kernel]

sorry i was hungry

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

ate home bread daaamn its good

[sour rivet]

bruh

pretty sure you can get a refunf for that

[zealous depot]

Its just the cover, no pages were harmed so I aint gonna bother

[vital venture]

Peak delivery service, they should get a tip fr

[sour rivet]

ok so beast mode

volatiles will still rip you apart

[zealous depot]

[vital venture]

I heard in the takedown ||u make them look like bitches||

but otherwise yea ig they wanted them to still be threatning

[sour rivet]

this is true

[vital venture]

tho ig 90% of special zed takedowns does

[pliant meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/kamen-rider-kabuto-kabuto-kamen-rider-555-faiz-vicris-zx-gif-3528860515094714132

[sour rivet]

beast mode is good damage against them

but like

those mfs hunt in packs

[vital venture]

spam the slam move trust

[rocky turtle]

ITS DONE

[rocky turtle]

[hexed kernel]

hollow knight 3 logo leaked

[sour rivet]

[copper vapor]

Jump Space sweep

[rocky turtle]

ayyo

[sour rivet]

that doesnt look like pablo

[timid hollow]

i hate humans

[rocky turtle]

ayo karamba

[carmine laurel]

ok sab

[timid hollow]

nah sab has this weird autistic style to it

im just hateful

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/monodrate/status/1970866868278960449 @rocky turtle

qq😊😊😊 (@monodrate)

Wrong button #Limbus_Company

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 24, 2025, 3:04 PM

[carmine laurel]

ok sab

[sour rivet]

why dante have the button

[carmine laurel]

[timid hollow]

nah

just nah

kys

[broken mountain]

SHOTS FIRED, SHOTS FIRED

[carmine laurel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoVDk_GqfHA

[copper vapor]

[pallid sapphire]

Hey Sab told me that today too

Sab 2.0 was born

[broken mountain]

Calling someone a sab should become a racial slur

[real aspen]

shut up sab

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1312720246481621022.gif

[broken mountain]

chase me dick, a jogging session would do good for you

[sour rivet]

why is pepe hanging himself when he has no neck to snap/choke

is he stupid

[carmine laurel]

yoinking this

ty

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[broken mountain]

I've been posting that gif for 2 months and nobody noticed

💔

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/jorking-my-peanits-cat-coke-gif-6176227520752583257

[pallid sapphire]

i yoinked it from you silently

[real aspen]

i'll hijack the nearest bike and chase you with it

[timid hollow]

i have it from you

[broken mountain]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1146913475801657505/1184187707593855058/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converted.gif

[pallid sapphire]

everyone admiting to steal more than AI

[broken mountain]

I am the only meme artist in this economy

the rest is stolen

[pallid sapphire]

trueeee

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/phonk-russian-badger-russian-badger-phonk-meme-based-gif-1151806001734917784

[sour rivet]

stop stealing its not nice :(

[static axle]

fo4 is that you

[carmine laurel]

dude this is so fucking fire

[broken mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/big-sis-shimeji-shimeji-simulation-tkmiz-tsukumizu-gif-2614715819759207300

[carmine laurel]

I could pull so many steam-punk women if I rocked that bad boy

[pallid sapphire]

My character gained SOME cancer

[real aspen]

[pallid sapphire]

What mutating and getting stronger does to a mfer

[sour rivet]

you should get that fixed

[pallid sapphire]

costs me 220k

• its just cosmetical after all

[sour rivet]

have you tried killing gods and absorbing their souls

[carmine laurel]

idk

I thought theres an achievement for going heavy corrupted

[pallid sapphire]

thats actualy how you do this

[carmine laurel]

so its gotta have some effect

[proven tundra]

the high seas call once more

[pallid sapphire]

Nah iirc its just cosmetical

i will see when i reach the point

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/assassins-creed-valhalla-valhalla-vikings-assassins-creed-gif-19196872

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

smol cardinal outside window

[pallid sapphire]

There is downside effects but removing these is just 10k

[carmine laurel]

[pallid sapphire]

• i have not encountered any so far

also... i love the fact that in every game the Ice Cream shop is a secret weapon factory

[zealous depot]

Serpent wants to be fwend

[sour rivet]

🐍

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

My god

A rat snek

[static axle]

K, awesome

[proven tundra]

no no this is a rat snake

[turbid shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/m_j071knkOg Small penis activities

[proven tundra]

that was a rat dragon

[sour rivet]

Rake

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry

15min game btw

[turbid shuttle]

p!gtfoleague

bomboclat

[turbid shuttle]

p!gtfoleague

what is it

[oblique belfry]

moron

[frank hearth]

[solid sundial]

@frank hearth
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[turbid shuttle]

[sour rivet]

🫵

glue your eyes to the city of harran

[turbid shuttle]

🫵 🖕

[oblique belfry]

with fucking what

i only have 28 bucks

[sour rivet]

elmers glue

also tf you spend all yo monee on

[real aspen]

gambling

absolute cinema

this is

[zealous depot]

Start your csgo gambling schemes again

[oblique belfry]

already on it

grinding cs 2 drop rn

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

[zealous depot]

Doge gonna get a hyper beast and literally retire

[real aspen]

this is on song released in 2014

avi has a knack for predicting some stuff

[obsidian sun]

give me the gun man

[sour rivet]

whats that

you want another duplicate?

[obsidian sun]

yes please give me more electric banjos

[sour rivet]

okieeee

[obsidian sun]

i got 2 in the same run

[static axle]

@obsidian sunhello fellow farmer

[obsidian sun]

orange would go great with that pile of colors

[sour rivet]

[static axle]

i've gotten 2 so far

this and the gun

[obsidian sun]

i gotten more lucky with world drops than with dedicated

got a fucking rowans call

[sick trail]

Flashbang!

[sour rivet]

SHAW

[hexed kernel]

battle of the ages

[real aspen]

stab it

[static axle]

i need to find that in 4, i have like 5 lucians flank

[obsidian sun]

i didn't get a lucian's call

the mod im using removes it from the loot o gram

[sour rivet]

what mod

[obsidian sun]

balands

[sour rivet]

when am i gonna land in a bag of rusty knives

this game sucks

[obsidian sun]

smol

[sour rivet]

The baby

[real aspen]

is there a cooler sounding word for religion?

or rather, for existence of gods/deities in general?

[slim magnet]

gnosticism

[timid hollow]

Faith?

[slim magnet]

it's a religion in itself

[timid hollow]

like the Faith?

[slim magnet]

but it's so broad it could be considered an umbrella term

[real aspen]

right, context

context is this sentence: "i made a note to investigate this region's religious history whenever i get a chance"

i suppose "religion" is fine here but somehow think something fancier could fit too

[slim magnet]

faith then

[static axle]

i swear the perk is working as intented

theres no bug in this game at all

[sour rivet]

👀 👀

[real aspen]

Divinities

guh

how did i forget that

[slim magnet]

divinities reads as directly referring to the gods themselves

as opposed to the common folk's religion

[real aspen]

yeah it fits

[obsidian sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/546727346355568652/1296950998295777300/giphy.gif

[real aspen]

used to be many gods. now there are fewer

[slim magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/tagilla-eft-scav-escape-from-tarkov-boss-gif-14273251023060512706

[real aspen]

this is more like eastern mythos. bunch of smaller gods and such for specific things

rather than few big ones

although big ones are there too

[static axle]

do those have dura?

[copper vapor]

it's time

[real aspen]

which is why declining number of divinities is a bad thing

usually means one of big ones is messing around and fucking everything up

[sour rivet]

Let you know when i craft it

[static axle]

[sour rivet]

So far guns dont have dura

[static axle]

find the funny god of war axe too

long range bonking

[sour rivet]

Wait levi is in the game

[copper vapor]

I apply this option and it reverts back to 1440p at 60fps

[real aspen]

slopsong is real

smh my head

[static axle]

63hours in and not a single shiny

life is unfair

[verbal lodge]

Another one starts the game of the year...

Good luck gamer

[real aspen]

Nightmares and white lies

[verbal lodge]

[real aspen]

shadows behind my eyes

[sour rivet]

[copper vapor]

flop of the year I'm locked to 60fps

[verbal lodge]

I hope you somehow avoided all spoilers

[real aspen]

inb4 physics are tied to fps

[static axle]

i should go farm that gun challenge gun

shit counts as all the gun types

[sour rivet]

Reason why i stick to 60fps if given the choice

[obsidian sun]

if it wins goty im killing people

[real aspen]

https://youtu.be/7DQ1Gx9iO3Y?si=EOWvBwpsOBr081UB @sour rivet guh

[sour rivet]

[real aspen]

[sour rivet]

Im in bathroom rn i cant listen

[real aspen]

goin thru old stuff

make the bathroom shake

anyway why is my thumb all cut up

havent done anything that could cut it up today

[sour rivet]

holy shit 12 years ago

this was during the brony arc

[real aspen]

ashes to ashes

dust to dust

honor to glory

and iron to rust

[zealous depot]

Penits

[sour rivet]

ashes mentioned

[upbeat verge]

DUSKKKKK

[real aspen]

anyway

i need 3 names

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqhrkAgWzDc

[real aspen]

2 for dudes

and one lady

[upbeat verge]

PEAKKKKK

i bought the ost you know

[real aspen]

fuck it

i'll just

[jane] [john] and [jim] it

inb4 they become forever names

[copper vapor]

FREN

[sour rivet]

ITS

[sour rivet]

SHARM

[copper vapor]

IT HIM

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123782681147232356/1415488445106618610/RDT_20250910_1428137694974696751783367.gif

[copper vapor]

I already love the poor guy

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-silksong-sherma-gif-2986195004408800413

[copper vapor]

thinking singing and clinking that thing is gonna open the gate

no, little one

[runic condor]

he opens the door for you

[copper vapor]

I will open the gate

[runic condor]

no

[sour rivet]

hes opening it trust

[runic condor]

you just happen to be there when his singing finally did the trick

[copper vapor]

[real aspen]

i tried going ham on the gate at first

violence is always the first option

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-its-peak-its-way-too-peak-its-honestly-more-than-peak-meme-gif-14944785001351870503

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-silk-song-silksong-hollow-knight-silksong-hornet-gif-9486712578214888028

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-agree-yes-gif-23902686

[sour rivet]

im gonna climb a tall tower

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

GRAPPLING HOOOOOOOOOOOK

[copper vapor]

wait

what does pressing the right analog stick do

it consumes a piece of silk

and she says GUARANÁ

[sour rivet]

taunt

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-mgr-metal-gear-gif-7216811852594003147

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/mgr-metal-gear-rising-you-might-have-cooked-let-him-cook-cooked-gif-991659248203990464

[static axle]

idk why this made me chuckle

[slim magnet]

https://youtu.be/mBC-2y6C8xU

[oblique belfry]

hm

[sour rivet]

@static axle it does not have durability

just somewhat expensive ammo

[real aspen]

GARAMA

[static axle]

[real aspen]

possibly a slur

likely directed at flies

[proud lantern]

https://i.4cdn.org/v/1758740099185989.mp4

[copper vapor]

[proud lantern]

Hop on pubg Mobil

[real aspen]

i hope your house has a fatal gas leak

[proud lantern]

[hexed kernel]

what if their house doesn't have gas

[frozen void]

You spawn into the war-torn streets of Tarkov’s Customs map, but the atmosphere feels… different. The sky shimmers with an eerie, iridescent glow, and faint threads of silk drift through the air, catching the light like spider webs. You’re not just a PMC anymore—you’re Hornet, the agile protector of Pharloom, wielding a needle and thread instead of an AK-47. Your objective: extract with valuable loot while navigating a raid transformed by Silksong’s dreamlike, insectoid aesthetic and mechanics.

You begin near the gas station, crouching behind a moss-covered crate. The sound of distant gunfire mixes with the eerie chime of silk threads vibrating in the wind. Your goal is to loot the dorms for a rare Pharloom artifact—a crystalline bug heart—and extract at ZB-1011. But the raid is alive with threats: scavs, rival PMCs (other Hornets with their own needle styles), and environmental hazards like collapsing silk bridges or acid pools left by Pharloom’s corruption.

Hornet’s agility transforms Tarkov’s clunky movement. You dash through open ground with Silksong’s signature speed, vaulting over obstacles with a needle-pounce. Bullets whiz past, but you parry them with a well-timed needle spin, deflecting projectiles in a flash of soul energy. Engaging a scav feels like a Silksong boss fight: a hulking beetle-scav swings a lead pipe, but you dodge with a shadow dash, then counter with a flurry of needle strikes to its weak points. Each hit fills your soul meter, letting you unleash a devastating thread-lash AOE attack to clear a group of weaker mosquito-like scavs swarming you.Against PMCs, combat blends Tarkov’s tactical gunplay with Silksong’s precision. A rival Hornet leaps from a rooftop, hurling a silk spike that pins you to a wall, forcing you to break free with a quick-time input. You retaliate by weaving a silk trap on the ground, slowing their movement, then close in for a melee finisher.

[proven tundra]

[hexed kernel]

escape from pharloom

[static axle]

escape from cbt cope

[real aspen]

Rapid unplanned structural collapse

[proud lantern]

https://media.tenor.com/u8YEMwIfJGMAAAAM/thanos.gif

[real aspen]

With water leaks and uninsulated electric cables

[proud lantern]

What if im homeless

Ever thought about that

[sour rivet]

well then

die i guess

[proud lantern]

Shut up

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-stark-jarvis-gif-22373764

[frozen void]

get more home then

[proven tundra]

[proud lantern]

Build a house likes its fortnight

[torpid glacier]

What have I become

My sweetest friend

[sour rivet]

Dear god shes still here

[torpid glacier]

I come crawling back like an abused housewife

[rocky turtle]

[proud lantern]

Like lesbian couples

[sour rivet]

that seems pretty baller

[proud lantern]

Oh shit skate is free

Im gonna skate

[hearty wyvern]

It's probably got a queue rn

[proud lantern]

Lets skate together

Skate.

[blazing maple]

i don't pay taxes for the first like 180k or something due to laws or some shit too

and an additional 10% form a paycheck is paidby the employer into my super account across all jobs so that once I hit 65 i can access the super fund

and thus retire

[sour rivet]

fuckin hell 31 an hour

[blazing maple]

yeah

[sour rivet]

thats sweet as hell

[blazing maple]

mhmmn

bought silent hill f earlier

very scary!

[sour rivet]

oh damn nice

i'd like to see that but you get home very late

[zealous depot]

Silent dark f souls

[proud lantern]

Least financially stable furry

[zealous depot]

[hexed kernel]

gamer bread

[proud lantern]

Lets get dat bread brah

[sour rivet]

how is it so far tho

[blazing maple]

great

it's very different from previous silent hills in so many ways whilst still being very silent hill

also soundtrack is 10/10 of course

[sour rivet]

kewl

[blazing maple]

in 5 years im gonna be in some niche tech role making millions in a fursuit

thus is my fate

[copper vapor]

elise

oh wait

[timber oxide]

Water

[copper vapor]

elise doesn't have a fursuit, it's a vtuber model

[sour rivet]

any cool monsters yet? only one i really seen was that mannequin thing

[blazing maple]

there's a blind guy

he's fun

[sour rivet]

i see

[proud lantern]

Are you going to pillage innocents

[timber oxide]

Bro right now I'm trying not to sink

[oblique belfry]

@thick plover we windows

[sour rivet]

all the friends are here! :D

until sam is taken by the J*b

[copper vapor]

offtopic valheim smp when

[sour rivet]

no

[copper vapor]

why

[static axle]

ok these are just pure bs

i knew they wer bad but not this bad, holy moly

[sour rivet]

because

yo mama

[timber oxide]

I can repurpose the minecraft server into a valheim server

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QcEoGC51ZY

state of play in 16 mins

[copper vapor]

oshit

[sour rivet]

thanks for reminder bestie

[copper vapor]

time to slap it on the tv

and watch with wife

[timber oxide]

So I have to leave the chat in 15 minutes, got it

[oblique belfry]

state of slop

[rocky turtle]

[vital venture]

I cant wait to not watch it cause of work

[oblique belfry]

its 35 mins anyways

[vital venture]

Prob gonna be mid anyway

[oblique belfry]

yeah

[sour rivet]

and yet we still watch

[hexed kernel]

hot single norsemen in your area

[timber oxide]

Trian

[oblique belfry]

you never know

[timber oxide]

I need to build a bridge

Any advice?

[oblique belfry]

literally the "gamblers never quit" meme

[hexed kernel]

get corewood beams

[vital venture]

Unless they show a new gow idk if there is any current series with ky interest tbh

[oblique belfry]

@carmine laurel @left mantle @frank hearth lore time

[timber oxide]

Thanks

[proud lantern]

Tlou2 remake

If they reveal a new motorstorm game im gonna cry

[vital venture]

Actually now that I think about it how many of the reveals are gonna be remakes

/remasters

Any bets?

[proud lantern]

2 remakes 3 remasters (shitty ports)

Oh and 1 tv show reveal

[vital venture]

Fuck it I'll go for the inverse of that any more

[sour rivet]

if remasters and remakes mean it has a chance to come to pc then ill take it

ALL IN

ON

INFAMOUS

[vital venture]

Oh look the little birb has hope

[proud lantern]

Yeah ps2/3 era remasters i wouldn't mind

Just no 8th gen shit that nobody gives a shit about

[hexed kernel]

well actually if the water is shallow you can use regular wood just fine. i really should upgrade this shitty ass bridge

looks very out of place

[proud lantern]

Bioshock!!!

What a shitty boss fight

[vital venture]

They gonna treat that hope like this

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-smash-gif-26014115

[proud lantern]

I would replay bioshock 1 if the gunplay wasn't so asscheeks

[vital venture]

Looking at that I still wonder why stuffed monki made him so upset

[proud lantern]

He thought it was culture appropriation

[vital venture]

Wild statement

[oblique belfry]

state of poop in 3 mins

[hexed kernel]

state of poop? what kind of country is that

[proud lantern]

California

[vital venture]

India

[proud lantern]

I heard they like their scat fetish there

[vital venture]

Ik someone that lives there and the answer would prob be yes

[oblique belfry]

60 seconds

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QcEoGC51ZY

1 min

[vital venture]

Ykw I can still listen to it

[oblique belfry]

here we go

hd2 ?

Diablo ?

wait no thats pc

ayo ?

instant gameplay ?

OH SAROS

[vital venture]

New game

[slim magnet]

the fucking ballistics mod isn't compatible with ped damage overhaul FUCK DUDE

[proud lantern]

Let me know when something interesting is up

[proud lantern]

Damn gaming companies are starting to take risks huh

[oblique belfry]

3rd person doom

[slim magnet]

actual cowabummer

[proud lantern]

So dmc

[oblique belfry]

you watching the stream ?

[vital venture]

Honestly yea 3d doom is what it really is rn at least

[oblique belfry]

[proud lantern]

No

I would if they didn't have 50 hours of yapping between each reveal

[oblique belfry]

then dont

literally 1st min into the stream and its gameplay

hopium

[vital venture]

Somewhat of a good sign but tbh its prob gonna be ruined when this reveal is over

[proud lantern]

Thats 7 eays before my birthday

[oblique belfry]

DISCO ELYSIUM

Z A U M

[proud lantern]

Thats actually on the release of stalker SoC

Crazy

[oblique belfry]

OH SHIT

@sour rivet

WAKE UP

[sour rivet]

why

[oblique belfry]

@blazing maple

ELYSIUM 2

[vital venture]

Good news for those fans I never even played it

[sour rivet]

not same devs

its worthless

[oblique belfry]

STILL ELYSIUM 2

[proud lantern]

Reading game

[sour rivet]

za/um fucked them

[proud lantern]

Book game

[sour rivet]

i will take NOTHING from them

wait this isnt disco 2

you lied

[proud lantern]

Its a new ip

[sour rivet]

whole dif game

[vital venture]

Its a game thats either a spin off or based on it lol

Baited

[oblique belfry]

flight simulator

[proud lantern]

MALAYSIAN AIRPLANE

[sour rivet]

anyone else's discord being fucky

[proud lantern]

No

[vital venture]

Nah

[proven tundra]

No

[proud lantern]

Just you

[sour rivet]

ffs

[oblique belfry]

no

[proud lantern]

Loser

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

mfw im watching sams stream and my ms goes to 5k

[proud lantern]

Its good that Microsoft is killing off exclusivity

[vital venture]

Oh hi rat man

[proven tundra]

Henlo

[sour rivet]

silence sprouit

[vital venture]

Wow it actually was flight sim

[oblique belfry]

[proud lantern]

Duh

[oblique belfry]

cod

i think

[vital venture]

Maybe I have false hope ig lol

[proud lantern]

I tbink this is the korean game

That people hyped

[arctic flicker]

2024 simulator, right at the end of 2025 lol

[proud lantern]

Splinter cell

[vital venture]

Too tactical to bed cod

[oblique belfry]

BF

OH SHIT

[proud lantern]

Oh wait battlefield single player

[oblique belfry]

BATTLEFIELD

CAMPAIGN

[proud lantern]

Mw19 wannabe

[oblique belfry]

better then it

[vital venture]

Just me or did I see a siege of Shanghai wanna be

[proud lantern]

Angry woman screaming

[proud lantern]

What the freak

[vital venture]

3 days after I get old

[oblique belfry]

Deus ex remaster

for ps5

[proud lantern]

It does look promising

[sour rivet]

finally

[vital venture]

Deus ex remaster would be good if it wasnt ps5

[sour rivet]

his vision is augmented

[proud lantern]

Uglified deus ex

With shitty animations

[oblique belfry]

gta remaster ahh graphics

everyone is oily

[proud lantern]

@vital venture first remaster bro

[vital venture]

They gave it the gta treatment fr wtf

[oblique belfry]

halloween ?

oh michael myers

[vital venture]

If this is Friday 13 game but better I could be happy

[proud lantern]

Friday 13 sequel

IT IS A F13 SEQUEL

[oblique belfry]

amogus

[proud lantern]

Someone said friday the 13th Halloween skin

[vital venture]

Its just F13 game tbh I aint mad game was fun until it got ruined by sad

[oblique belfry]

last epoch

someone was excited for last epoch

who was it

[proud lantern]

Diablo rip off

[proven tundra]

[vital venture]

Idr I dont like Diablo likes tbh

[proven tundra]

I don't remember who plays arpg's

[proud lantern]

They announcing expansions for already released games man

[proven tundra]

[proud lantern]

LOL

GOONER ANIME GAME

[vital venture]

Seven deadly sins? Why are we getting pedo the game?

[oblique belfry]

[proud lantern]

Gooner the game

[oblique belfry]

seven deadly children

[proud lantern]

GO FISHING!

[vital venture]

Oh god its based on the sequel too

[proud lantern]

OMG IT HAS FISHING THATS SO WHOLESOME!

I hate fishing

[vital venture]

I like fishing but hate touching fish like a true hypocrit

[oblique belfry]

sonic racing

megaman

[proud lantern]

Why are they announcing already announced games

Give us new shit

[vital venture]

Welp bad news for the 2 megaman fans

[proud lantern]

Also i wonder how much shit the deus ex remaster is gonna censor @vital venture

[proven tundra]

[vital venture]

Idk not my type of game even if it got given the dogshit gta treatment tbh

[proud lantern]

Onimusha

[vital venture]

Nioh??

[oblique belfry]

china the game

[proud lantern]

I played it and its actually good

[oblique belfry]

nioh 3

[vital venture]

Wtf is onimusha

[proud lantern]

Very immersive

[proud lantern]

Ps2 era franchise

Its good

[vital venture]

Ifs it actually nioh 3 cant wait to play it on ps plus

[proud lantern]

Black wukong but without monkey

[vital venture]

Oh shit it is peak

[proud lantern]

Yeah it is nioh

[oblique belfry]

another remaster

nioh

[proud lantern]

Onimusha ports

This is onimusha

Wait no

Dynasty warrirors

[oblique belfry]

oh

[proud lantern]

REMASTER 2@vital venture

One more remaster an

Why does he look like kiryy

[oblique belfry]

HOLY BOOBA

[vital venture]

Looking good for my guess u went for the 2 remasters 3 remakes

[proud lantern]

Another anime fantasy game

Nice

[vital venture]

Isn't this code vein 2

We already saw this

[oblique belfry]

prototype soulslike

[vital venture]

[proud lantern]

No opposite

[vital venture]

Comparing it to prototype makes it seem better then it is tbh, maybe prototype 2

[proud lantern]

Souls slop

Im tired of fantasy shit man

Please

[oblique belfry]

FF

[vital venture]

I like code vein unironically tho, but hell its too fucking long

[proud lantern]

Japanese dev yapping

[vital venture]

Another remaster perhaps

Ah nope

[proud lantern]

REMASTER 3

[rocky turtle]

DEUS EX REMASTER

YO

[vital venture]

Wait I thought he called it some other shit tf

[proud lantern]

Its bad

Sirry

[oblique belfry]

@copper vapor

[proud lantern]

OH

[oblique belfry]

the only ff fan i know

[proud lantern]

LET IT DIE

[vital venture]

Gta trilogy remaster treatment

[proud lantern]

AAAAA

LET IT DIE

[oblique belfry]

fuck is let it die

[proud lantern]

NO WAYYY

[rocky turtle]

u first

[vital venture]

Thought it was a 3rd remaster for what he was saying for a second

[proud lantern]

Its the game idiot

Wait it looks ugly

What

[vital venture]

Made it cartoonish and less depressing

[oblique belfry]

ew

fak is this game

[proud lantern]

Killed the artstyle

[proud lantern]

Dark souls in modern setting

[oblique belfry]

[vital venture]

Wasnt gonna play it anyway but damn this after the dead battle royal

Rip

[rocky turtle]

@zealous depot last epoch getting expansion

[oblique belfry]

bruh

[zealous depot]

[vital venture]

Idk this another new game? Or is it another remaster

[proud lantern]

Wait this looks kinda good

[oblique belfry]

interesting art style

[proud lantern]

I like the artstyles

[oblique belfry]

holy hollow knight mapping

fuck is that

[vital venture]

Gives me the idk what they are called but the 3d books kind a Artstyle if that makes sense

[oblique belfry]

9 mins left

guys we are not getting anything huh ?

[vital venture]

What was it 3 new series or 2?

I didnt count since its always so little

[oblique belfry]

❓

kcd 2

[vital venture]

For honor 2

[oblique belfry]

open world

wtf

MIDDLE AGE WITH MECHS

WHAT IS HAPPENING

[vital venture]

No gameplay except for a snippet with a mech

Wild

[oblique belfry]

of course

they have to have 1 product shill

eveyrtime

[vital venture]

Speakers ad is wild

[oblique belfry]

not even headphones

unless you are home alone with 0 neighbors

speakers are bad

[vital venture]

Top ten ways to get noise complaints

[oblique belfry]

ffs

ps plus games

OMG

TLOU

PLEASEEEE

STOP

[proud lantern]

TLOU DAY LOL

[oblique belfry]

TLOU DAY

[proud lantern]

Crimson desert looks insane

[oblique belfry]

THEY EVEN HAVE THEIR OWN DAY

FUCK OFF

[slim magnet]

dude it's literally just hrtp but with dynamic shadows

[oblique belfry]

forza ?

[slim magnet]

like sure dynamic shadows are cool and all

[oblique belfry]

gran turismo ?

[slim magnet]

but hrtp has always looked like ass

[oblique belfry]

gran turismo.

"iconic franchise of playstation"

[rocky turtle]

yeah

[oblique belfry]

my ass

[broken mountain]

Guys

[oblique belfry]

bruh

[broken mountain]

If a human's brain is sort of a computer

Can a human brain run doom?

[oblique belfry]

not even a pc port

[vital venture]

Had time dip for a second but had to bring up lou at least once

[oblique belfry]

2 mins left

OF COURSE

ANOTHER PRODUCT

[vital venture]

More product places for the last mins lol

[oblique belfry]

GoW controller

[broken mountain]

just let it go man

[oblique belfry]

BRUUUUHHH

WHERE IS MY GOW REMASTER

[vital venture]

I glaze that series and I still aint buying ts

[broken mountain]

you cant afford any of those games or tools

[oblique belfry]

WOLVERINg

WOLVERINE

WOLVIERIN

[broken mountain]

Even if you could, you csnt run them

[oblique belfry]

WOLVEVRINE

[vital venture]

Oh shit wolverine news

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet WOLVERINGE

AJIDLONGLADJGNJADNG

WOLVERINE

[broken mountain]

what kind of spasmatic breakdown are you having

[vital venture]

I remember hearing they changed a lot of the game because of the leak

[sour rivet]

i was right

[oblique belfry]

HOLY GORE

[broken mountain]

You are screaming like a whore after seeing her favourite client

[vital venture]

Getting a good wolverine game would be peak

[oblique belfry]

MYSTIQUE

[vital venture]

Can't wait for it to be sm2 all over again where its glazed for a month then hated after

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

ehhh

he looks better in that cowboy outfit rather than the superhero one

[sour rivet]

and like that you lost me

[vital venture]

I think its gonna be the last announcement as well rip

[oblique belfry]

told ya

[broken mountain]

gg

[oblique belfry]

huh

[broken mountain]

pc master race

[vital venture]

I have both so I aint gonna complain about any good games

Too bad it all seems meh

[proud lantern]

They add an actual last of us day

Thats funny

[vital venture]

Not even a remake or remaster for it yet they still find a way to bring it up

[proud lantern]

The definition of beating a dead horse

[arctic flicker]

trying to milk the bones

[proud lantern]

Okay enough wolverine

[proven tundra]

we can always make some glue

save the hooves for me

[proud lantern]

We get it hes violent

Just stfu

[vital venture]

Thought it was just 2 mins left I feel like this segment is 5x more then that damn

[proud lantern]

Crimson desert is the only thing that looks promising

Infamous reveal soon

At the end

Trust me

[oblique belfry]

L play

[proud lantern]

THAT WAS IT HAHAHA

[oblique belfry]

state of L

[proud lantern]

Thats hilarious

[proven tundra]

started building an overseas outpost

the natives are restless

[vital venture]

Might be the worst state of play yet which wild cause this has been a pretty good year for gaming despite my complaining

[rocky turtle]

[timid hollow]

next one is gonna be mgs1 remake

im sure

has to be

must be

[oblique belfry]

at least they showed wolverine

i was gonna lose my mind on gow rock

but noooo

a fucking red paint on controller

[timid hollow]

am i retarded or did they take the copium emote

[oblique belfry]

"anniversary"

my ass

[timid hollow]

motherfucker

1984

[oblique belfry]

there was no copium

emoji

[timid hollow]

wasnt

[oblique belfry]

i used to spam gifs

[timid hollow]

schizo

prophet stfu

[oblique belfry]

because there was none

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/crysis-they-call-me-prophet-prophet-armored-game-play-gif-17104903

[copper vapor]

deus ex remastered pog

[slim magnet]

did you watch the trailer

[proud lantern]

Bro its ass

[proud lantern]

That made me laugh out loud

[copper vapor]

which one

[proud lantern]

It's literally just a normal controller with a red line on jt

Probably sold for $150

[copper vapor]

probably more

[vital venture]

Give me 5 bucks and I could prob do that while drunk

[proud lantern]

Ps5 controllers are trash

Sony controllers are just brittle asf

Except for the ps4 ig

[vital venture]

Ps4 was more brittle for me but I also was still a school boy then

But I swear I got more stick drift on ps4 controllers even tho it stull happened with the PS5 ones it happened less for me

[copper vapor]

ps2 controller was peam

my PS2 console died but my controllers still work

[slim magnet]

the one for the deus ex remaster

it's just hrtp with dynamic shadows

a worse hrtp at that too

[copper vapor]

when it showed the before/after

it was funny

looked better in the 'before' footage

npcs look like plastic manikins

with that extreme glossy effect on their clothes and skin

[proud lantern]

Halloween and crimson desert the only 2 things that look promising

[proud lantern]

Man i got a new controller and it started bugging out in 2 months or so

[vital venture]

Skill issue

[slim magnet]

it's cool that they added reload animations tho

but then again every "remaster" mod ever (besides gmdx because they want to stay as close to vanilla as possible) already does so too

[sour rivet]

i only got to see 1 hour of silent hill f but it seems pretty peam

[proud lantern]

I slammed my heel pretty hard

Frickin

Shit

[thick plover]

wanted this game so bad

and its fucking playstation exclusive

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-reaction-try-not-to-laugh-bruh-speed-gif-15909423665204532371

[sour rivet]

and we gotta WAIT until like

fukin 2027 or somth

[static axle]

found rowan @obsidian sun

another one of these too

[proud lantern]

Does it shoot bubbles

[hexed stag]

Let's be real, it'll just be another 'press punch and block to beat up some thugs between boring 30min cutscenes' "AAA" bs

[proud lantern]

Yeah it looks like sony slop

[static axle]

i think it does