╟❓general-offtopic

[proud lantern]

Dude's just killing people for the sake of killing people

[copper vapor]

the channel guy snapped at me for 'assuming'

turns out I was right

ye but then they made the special edition to shoehorn him in

[obsidian sun]

no

[copper vapor]

at least he's in the base game, albeit not playable

[obsidian sun]

he was not in 4's story

[proud lantern]

WHICH WAS RIPPED STRAIGHT FROM REBOOT MIND U

[copper vapor]

I know. That's why I said the DMC4SE just shoehorned him into the game

they just slapped him in there as a playable dude for fanservice

[sour rivet]

I want more nero

[obsidian sun]

i don't mind

[copper vapor]

eh. I have no idea what nero's gimmick is gonna be now that he restored his arm thanks to the power of daddy issues

[little depot]

True

[sour rivet]

He still has the gauntlets

[copper vapor]

if he just has the vroom vroom from the sword it's gonna be pretty boring

[obsidian sun]

you can use his funny weapons after getting the arm back

it just adds stuff

[sour rivet]

Plus he uses them still in the credits

[obsidian sun]

they are like an exo skeleton now

[copper vapor]

me neither but like I said, makes the games predictable. now every DMC needs to have Vergil

[obsidian sun]

but that doesn't ruin the story
since he is only playable

[sour rivet]

Markerpliers

[obsidian sun]

dante and vergil coop in dmc 6

[sour rivet]

[copper vapor]

I disagree to me it makes shit boring because he always needs to be there. It's like watching a 007 film and every time the villain is Blofeld
and in DMC5 he's an important part of the story, too.

and like I mentioned DmC reboot made an awful job at setting him up as the final boss

[obsidian sun]

his playable characer =/= he is in the story

[copper vapor]

so that's one example of him being a "staple character" being a bad thing

[proud lantern]

No

[copper vapor]

move on from this, I already said this isn't the issue

[obsidian sun]

as i said dmc4 did not have him as a charcter

just playable

[copper vapor]

and as I said, I know

[proud lantern]

How do you want them to foreshadow Vergil being bad

They did it subtly

[obsidian sun]

then wtf does the bond villain bit have to do with it

[copper vapor]

but again they're suffering from success of having to slap Vergil in every game

[proud lantern]

Foreshadowing isn't supposed to be in your race

Face

[obsidian sun]

that is exactly what we're saying

[copper vapor]

it isn't supposed to be done in the most awful dogshit way either

[obsidian sun]

it was NOT subtle lmao

[proud lantern]

Why are we even discussing dmc stories to begin with nobody plays those games for the story

[obsidian sun]

i do

[copper vapor]

[proud lantern]

Not really if you were paying attention

[sour rivet]

[copper vapor]

don't ad hominem me mister

[obsidian sun]

it's as sublte as getting shot buy a 50 cal

you're misunderstanding

[proud lantern]

Okay so is it subtle or is it not

Which one is it

[obsidian sun]

i never said it was subtle lmao

[proud lantern]

You two

[copper vapor]

I didn't say it was subtle either

you're the one who said it

[proud lantern]

Oh

[copper vapor]

[obsidian sun]

my issue is that it was NOT subtle

[proud lantern]

But you just said that they pulled the fight outta their ass

That doesn't correlate

[obsidian sun]

as in forced

not done well

[proud lantern]

Whats your opinion on dmc5's story

[obsidian sun]

fine

predictable

[proud lantern]

Would you be fine with a DmC2

[sour rivet]

With how long the wait was between 4 and 5 i rather they just focus on the main series

[obsidian sun]

no lol

[obsidian sun]

11 years

i remember it cause there was a shitty meme in dmc4 cutscene where dante lifts his 2 fingers looking like 11

[proud lantern]

Boo

I was confused because most people said it wasn't made clear that he had other plans

[sour rivet]

The characters of DmC are not interesting

[proud lantern]

The entire game is

Characters are subjective too

[obsidian sun]

to an extent

[proud lantern]

If dmc died after dmc1 then nobody would find him interesting either

Of course you'd be more attached to a character with 5 mainline games

[sour rivet]

[copper vapor]

I think the fact that in DmC there are actually regular normal human beings for Dante and Vergil to help is a good thing

in other DMC games humans barely appear, if at all. And the ones who do are nigh-superpowered metahumans like Lady

[proud lantern]

DmC wasn't close to being bad and it deserved a sequel,they should've atleast continued both franchises

[copper vapor]

it doesn't even give you a decent grasp on what you're fighting for

"protect humanity" what humanity

[obsidian sun]

if he wasn't intersting we wouldn't get 5 mainline games

now apply that to el donte

[proud lantern]

YES

[obsidian sun]

they do appear in 5

[proud lantern]

I just liked that DmC was more grounded ig

[sour rivet]

Im gonna go back in time and KILL resident evil
No more resident evil and in extension no more dmc

[proud lantern]

No,if he wasn't interesting then we would've gotten 5 mainline games eitheway because dmc is popular because of its gameplay

[obsidian sun]

and dante

you're crazy if you think dmc isn't popular due to it's characters lmao

[proud lantern]

Dante is a popular character but he's not the reason why dmc got popular

[obsidian sun]

he is one of the reasons

no shit

[proud lantern]

You can kill resident evil i find it boring

[obsidian sun]

if the game sucked balls no one character will save it

[proud lantern]

I played re7 and the voice acting pissed me off

My character just sounded mildly disturbed by anything that happened to him

[sour rivet]

Lay off my goat ethan

[copper vapor]

dmc so popular even Final Fantasy is copying it

[proud lantern]

Dude SPOILERS ||got his hands cut off|| and was like 😕

[copper vapor]

I liked the setting. Demons controlling humanity via media and addictive soft drinks and Lilith's club

very good way to write the usual 'illuminati' bullshit but it's demons instead

[proud lantern]

I remember when that girl on the news station segment saying dante had pedo eyes

[copper vapor]

it's also kinda hilarious how Mundus had the whole city in the palm of his hand, had absolute control over everything

then gets ruined by those damn kids and that talking dog

[proud lantern]

And it makes sense why Dante is so done with everything

[obsidian sun]

indecent exposure

[proud lantern]

Dude was getting tormented by demons his whole life

[obsidian sun]

i imagine him running around in a trech coat

[proud lantern]

Without anything underneath?

[obsidian sun]

how would it be indecent exposure then

[proud lantern]

He actually did the whole story without socks or underwear

He's just that good

[oblique belfry]

goddamn

[copper vapor]

rekt

[proud lantern]

This game likes bright blue lights

[copper vapor]

you shoulda seen the mess of particles when I was fighting ||Bahamut||

[obsidian sun]

zandatsu refrence

[green granite]

Need it for dressing

[oblique belfry]

i thought it was a station or a tool

[sour rivet]

DEAD ON

[proud lantern]

You were fighting ||bakhmut||

[oblique belfry]

not infinite usage heal item as well

[green granite]

Tbh its kinda cool when i found that out

[copper vapor]

it's the other way around

[proud lantern]

Most visually readable Japanese fantasy game

[obsidian sun]

ik

[copper vapor]

word

some fights I could never tell wtf was going on

heck

some cutscenes

are impossible to understand

[oblique belfry]

same

[obsidian sun]

the dialogue skip mod in bl3 is cucking me
for the "speak to lilith" objectives i need to save and quit

[sour rivet]

the rapture.

[green granite]

Omg im finally dying?

Thanks god

[copper vapor]

[obsidian sun]

thanks to this mod i finally realised how banging bl3 music is

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

do you need a very specific tool to open that or does any knife work

[green granite]

Lobster

[oblique belfry]

you literally just place it and punch it

and turns out

it fucking explodes

[copper vapor]

imagine needing something very specific like a stanley knife

[copper vapor]

or one of these

[oblique belfry]

what a lootbag

[copper vapor]

man I loved using these in school for arts and crafts

"equip"

[sour rivet]

100 hours in this save
The cow outside my home is still out of milk

I cant make cheese😔

[copper vapor]

in what save

milk? what

[sour rivet]

Skyrim

[copper vapor]

bro playing stardew valley in skyrim

[sour rivet]

Bro i just want some milk

Whos tits do I gotta squeeze so i can make cheese

[static axle]

both have a name in common, "boxcutter"

[sour rivet]

[copper vapor]

reductive name, since they cut more than boxes

[thin bobcat]

what the

[sour rivet]

[thin bobcat]

where did that even come from

[static axle]

i could make a joke but naah

[sour rivet]

Parody account

[copper vapor]

do it coward

[obsidian sun]

im guessing yakuza related

[sour rivet]

Today was supposed to be rapture day

[thin bobcat]

I mean generally speaking, the rapture, I have heard that shit before already

[static axle]

with a teenage girl it cuts anything but the boxes

[thin bobcat]

I mean, I would definitely get my bioshock experience if we went to rapture, probably just not in the way I imagined

[copper vapor]

[marsh cargo]

[opal star]

Made big bucks today.

God bless instagram pastors.

[static axle]

honest to god, been ages since seen this emote in use

[copper vapor]

everyone sold you their guns because they needed to be free of sin so Jesus would take them to heaven

[obsidian sun]

i see it here and there in other channels

usually in newbies

[green granite]

THEN WHY AM I NOT DEAD YET

[thin bobcat]

You don't believe enough

[sour rivet]

Not chosen

[opal star]

Oh no, quite the opposite. Had so many mfs come in with 10k+.

[static axle]

i see it occasionally, feels like its been awhile since last time

[thin bobcat]

The mighty lord and our saviour just ignored you entirely

Like, just specifically you

[static axle]

then again i only see this,pets and food channel

[opal star]

I came in and walked out with big buckaroos.

[copper vapor]

excellent

one should always be happy of helping fools part with their money

[opal star]

Bad part is the AR section has been ransacked.

[leaden pilot]

yea this isnt a nightmare fuel at all

[green granite]

Man

[thin bobcat]

Alright, if that is actually true, then that is fucking retarded lmao

[copper vapor]

look at that smile
it just wants a friend

[green granite]

No doomsday matched 2012 one

2012 was epically

[leaden pilot]

conveniently ignore the boarding axe

[copper vapor]

yea it even made George Lucas sell SW off to Disney

[leaden pilot]

https://tenor.com/zaI1.gif

I CALL DIBS SELLING RAPTURE INSURANCE ON EBAY

[flat violet]

@marsh cargo @static axle @slim blaze
Fucking finally oh my god

[marsh cargo]

ok now you know who has the big stabby

[thin bobcat]

They switched from "having amassed an insane amount of gold and just needing 250$ to clear customs" emails to this shit

[flat violet]

From 5,8 to 6,3 btw

[flat violet]

Yeah

[static axle]

[marsh cargo]

thats the other thing you needed from this game

that is all

[flat violet]

Not the post credit video let me uninstall the game

[obsidian sun]

scaricati eeeeh issa a marissimo ayyyy

[thin bobcat]

you were extremely lucky

[green granite]

Why is Prime no longer Prime

[opal star]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXlSF15IBis

[obsidian sun]

oh it's prime lmao

[flat violet]

AND IT'S STILL GOING

BRO

I JUST WATCHED THE END CREDITS

THAT'S ENOUGH GAME

[blazing maple]

I’m literally so elf pilled rn

Packing presents #cookiesnpilk

[left mantle]

wow...is this rapture in the room with us right now?

[wild hamlet]

chub

[obsidian sun]

welcome back y2k

[marsh cargo]

i wish i had retards that would fall for that shit here
i could have scammed them from their earthly positions

[little depot]

Isn't it September

Quite jolly indeed

[marsh cargo]

train

[thin bobcat]

It was yesterday, so I would wager that it's already happened

[thin bobcat]

Wasn't y2k just because of the system clocks? The only thing I remember was people believing that the world was going to end in 2012

[obsidian sun]

i don't remember
there was some guy who believed the world was gonna end in 2000

[thin bobcat]

Because of the maya calendar

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkfRmW2p5C0

what the fuck

[thin bobcat]

Damn

[left mantle]

y2k was basically a lot of legacy code not written for when 19 was replaced by 20

And people got scared but efforts to fix that had already been underway

[obsidian sun]

you guys remember the y2k game

[oblique belfry]

i love this art style

[marsh cargo]

2012 was funny too

[left mantle]

The same process is gonna repeat in....2036?

[marsh cargo]

i was in the US at the time
and i remember the day it was supposed to "start"

[thin bobcat]

Who the fuck signed off on that

[uneven sapphire]

[marsh cargo]

a girl was freaking out over it in the mall

[left mantle]

Ah it's 2038

[oblique belfry]

❓

[thin bobcat]

The fucking 19 was apparently just hardcoded

[uneven sapphire]

It’s time

[sour rivet]

fuckin knife ear

[oblique belfry]

mf

[uneven sapphire]

[left mantle]

Now you need to prepare for the signed 32 bit integer time problem

[obsidian sun]

they were 1 year too early

[thin bobcat]

I mean, nowadays everything is updated pretty much within seconds

Just switch from i32 to i64

Might be a problem for more fine grained timestamps tho

[oblique belfry]

THIS IS THE 2ND TIME DEVOLVER USES HOTLINE MIAMI 3 AS A MEME

CURSE YOU

[thin bobcat]

Everything would have to shift

[little depot]

Is Epstein just pedo jesus

[uneven sapphire]

[oblique belfry]

also no wonder art style is good

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im4DtyULXSo

the 2nd time they used hm3 as a crutch

[thin bobcat]

first message i see from you and immediately right back into the element of playing russian roulette with the ban command

[oblique belfry]

[little depot]

Think about it tho

[oblique belfry]

anyways

time

[uneven sapphire]

[left mantle]

How about no

[oblique belfry]

[thin bobcat]

Why would anyone think about that

Or even begin to try to comprehend the topic in a way like that

[thin bobcat]

I have heard less retarded shit from a dude on shrooms and smoking dope

[oblique belfry]

bich ass

my ass is not for sale

[obsidian sun]

but you said your ass is a bitch

[sour rivet]

bro doesnt know the prank this time is putting his matress in ocean

[obsidian sun]

prank em john

[sour rivet]

hehe you know i gotta

[obsidian sun]

gumball ahh prank

[little depot]

Put two boats on him

[oblique belfry]

👏 👏 👏 👏 YOYO YO AAAAAAAAAAH

[little depot]

And feed him milk and honey

[little depot]

Why is bro into it

Don't prank him john

[obsidian sun]

^

[left mantle]

The prank is putting the mattress outside during the summer in the Midwest or south.

[oblique belfry]

anyways

[little depot]

Those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-prank-sleep-gif-10745989

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-outside-a-bag-of-milk-milk-inside-a-bag-of-milk-milk-inside-milk-outside-milk-gif-2362742341428617358

[obsidian sun]

gif

[thin bobcat]

Well, what does that make you then when saying "Is Epstein just pedo jesus"

[little depot]

A mega retard

[thin bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[obsidian sun]

get a new hobby

[little depot]

You and I both know I'm obviously incapable of doing anything but being a idiot on the internet

[left mantle]

Dream of 25 armor at level 6 Jax

[obsidian sun]

im above you

you're below me

[sour rivet]

youyou is a top confirmed

[little depot]

I am NOT a bottom

[thin bobcat]

aw, cute, 2 retards found each other

[little depot]

Despite what blase might say

[thin bobcat]

they can share one ban together

[obsidian sun]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/955867879687979071/955886262244487259/E27B0240-5650-4033-88FD-680651298A48.gif

[opal star]

For a bit i thought you two were the same person.

[little depot]

I'm happily married thank you very much

[obsidian sun]

we did have the same pfp for a bit

[sour rivet]

offtopic would surely fall

[little depot]

I would never be Albanian

[thin bobcat]

poor dude

or female

[little depot]

Ah yes the two genders

[obsidian sun]

is ching chong considered racist

[thin bobcat]

or animal

[little depot]

Dude or female

[little depot]

Techinically a slur but delight says it all the time so it's okay

[obsidian sun]

why is it a slur

[little depot]

I'm not that Scottish

[opal star]

Do they have guns?

[little depot]

Some

[opal star]

I think money's not allowed in the Balkans so probably only a couple.

[proud lantern]

My condolences

[oblique belfry]

[little depot]

GO TO SLEEEP

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA5Lec9jYuQ&pp=ygUIa2l3YW1pIDM%3D @flat violet

[left mantle]

The most dogshit patch push of the decade

[oblique belfry]

oh new patch ?

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvAQW8ObqM4&pp=ygUIa2l3YW1pIDM%3D

[oblique belfry]

will read it when i wake up

[left mantle]

25.19 pushes Jax getting 45 armor using ult at 6

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

While also already being meta

So

Enjoy pick/ban Jax at worlds!

[oblique belfry]

have to check it out when i wake up

[little depot]

Most derogatory racial insults are slurs unfortunately

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

(That is the actual reason they gave btw)

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

They wanted him at worlds

[little depot]

Mathematically correct pantheon revive???

[oblique belfry]

meanwhile every other esport matches :

[little depot]

Didn't they rework corki for pro play

Or did they just have itch

[oblique belfry]

every 4th game there is a jax

[left mantle]

Seeing your main at worlds:
Seeing your main at worlds:

[wide chasm]

He's....i dunno he's not like me i guess

[oblique belfry]

love me some kench picks

because he only gets picked in esports

[left mantle]

Everytime I see my main at worlds they get nerfed to high hell

[oblique belfry]

[opal star]

Fernando alonso looks a little boozy.

[left mantle]

The Senna/Pyke conundrum

[oblique belfry]

been few months since last tahm nerf

inb4 new skin comes so they buff him only to nerf him because """tanks""""

[wide chasm]

The similarities are uncanny

[oblique belfry]

fucking reptile

[wide chasm]

are these two speaking LoLspeak

[oblique belfry]

still hate him

[left mantle]

Anyway sleep so you can prepare for these dog ass patch notes

[thin bobcat]

That's Esteban Ocon after getting another 5 second penalty

[oblique belfry]

anyways new roguelike tft pve mode

[little depot]

Unpopular opinion

[oblique belfry]

[little depot]

Kench support would be awesome

[oblique belfry]

he IS awesome

[left mantle]

Not unpopular.

[oblique belfry]

on support

[little depot]

Idk I feel like the current sup items don't fit him

[left mantle]

He's the most common "off-meta" support that isn't just a Midlane mage

[oblique belfry]

the reason ppl shit on him is because he is not your traditional support

yeah

till level 6

he cannot protect you

just be a meat shield

thats why people see him as off meta

but his r is a huge game changer

[sour rivet]

sire why are you still online

[flat violet]

Finally

It's over

[oblique belfry]

league

[sour rivet]

FALCOOOOOOO

[little depot]

Mental illness

[left mantle]

I baited him with shit content patches

[sour rivet]

LOOK AT MY PIIIINNNGGGG
ITS PEAAAMM

[oblique belfry]

closed my curtains

[flat violet]

I mean it was obvious at this point

[oblique belfry]

was about to lay down

[flat violet]

Let's see how peak it is

[sour rivet]

MINE GAIDEN!!!!!

[oblique belfry]

ping

opens dc

league

autism

[left mantle]

"Meta top laner getting buffed further, more at 11"

[oblique belfry]

will look more when i wake up

[thin bobcat]

Ocon at it one again, got disqualified, another big W for Haas, which is already on the verge of not being able to pay for anything

[uneven sapphire]

@opal star is this you while hog hunting?

[flat violet]

Mine got the BTS treatment

Nakahara is a completely different character

[green granite]

[flat violet]

Couldn't see Rikiya

[sour rivet]

He was there

[flat violet]

I'm sure he's there but I can't see him lol

[sour rivet]

Thats because his change was so severe

Watch again

[uneven sapphire]

I was gonna say spyware browser but I use chrome

[opal star]

Verstappen made a decent comeback.

[flat violet]

It's almost 6:30, send me a screenshot pls

[opal star]

Not winning the championship, but he's been at it.

[thin bobcat]

In the last few races, yeah

[flat violet]

And Iedy added another shitty emote

[green granite]

go ahead

come and take it

[thin bobcat]

I mean, if they manage to get the pace up again, it's not impossible to get 2nd, 1st might be a bit harder

[opal star]

Mclaren has practically sidelined lando.

[flat violet]

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

SERIOUSLY?

[uneven sapphire]

[flat violet]

Also Mine's story announced

[sour rivet]

mine gaiden

hello

yes

[thin bobcat]

I mean, they both are one 1st and 2nd position currently based on points

[flat violet]

Bro looks like Kido fuck outta here

[sour rivet]

there is change in the plan

bye

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza4-yakuza-takeshi-kido-takeshi-kido-gif-25014936

[opal star]

Lol, wtf? I forgot they added a fucking glock to that clusterfuck of a game.

[flat violet]

Had to delete the gif I'm sorry

[pallid sapphire]

https://bsky.app/profile/steamdb.info/post/3lzjv7kg5ll27

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Bluesky · Sep 23, 2025, 9:41 PM

[flat violet]

YEAH RIGHT

https://tenor.com/view/aww-hell-nahh-aww-hell-aww-hell-nahh-gif-9659330954843262630

60€ fuck off

[pallid sapphire]

Kiwami 3 no way

[thin bobcat]

Yuki Tsunoda, as always, somewhere in the void

Dude has 20 points

[flat violet]

Confirmed Mine karaoke lol

[thin bobcat]

Ocon has 28

[opal star]

Right there with gasly, lmao.

[thin bobcat]

He is in a high performance machine and can't even pull anything in there

And then there's Lance Stroll, only there because his daddy pays for the team

[left mantle]

Pretty natural evolution of the storefront

[opal star]

Definitely the peak of the nepo babies.

Decent in the rain, god awful in any other scenario.

[thin bobcat]

I mean, he is pretty good at eliminating the competition by just straight up crashing into them

[green granite]

fugg it

imma pre order Battlefield 6

Premium Edition

[thin bobcat]

Damn, Alpine is a fire team again 🔥🔥

[green granite]

[thin bobcat]

0 points

[opal star]

I remember the game being like 40 gigs, pumping DLC's while doing jackshit to improve the game.

[thin bobcat]

Both of the drivers on the last place

Only entries in the races are DNF

Other than that, no points

[uneven sapphire]

Holy game bloat

[thin bobcat]

Ah well, Gasly, forgot about him, he has 20

lmao

[opal star]

$300 for the full game.

The game's been out for 8 years and is a worse product than their free to play game. Failed miserably with their fishing game, least they can do is kill call of the wild and make a better product.

Seeing as to how they care little to nothing about the state of the game.

[uneven sapphire]

Holy fuck Eu 4 is cheaper than that

And that’s a paradox game

[leaden pilot]

100 gig what the fuck

does the game include you booking a trip to africa and waiting real time for the flight too

including the hassle of being molested by the TSA

[opal star]

Oh man, if you saw their free game back in 2009. Was worse than some fucking mobile games.

[uneven sapphire]

[proud lantern]

With dlcs?

[opal star]

You had to pay for everything, subscription to licenses.

[opal star]

The game is barebones without the dlcs.

[uneven sapphire]

[proud lantern]

Subscriptions in a non mmo game is crazy

[proud lantern]

I mean

[leaden pilot]

Subscribing to the ammo

[thin bobcat]

damn, that message disappeared

[proud lantern]

[little depot]

A subscription based monthly drop of ammo would be pretty fun

[proud lantern]

Sorry i meant cream pies

[opal star]

Obviously it works, if the dlc's weren't put together in the game it wouldn't.

[proud lantern]

https://media.tenor.com/ppwm9HOqgH0AAAAM/pie-blueberry-pie.gif

[opal star]

That's why every update drastically increases the size of the game.

[little depot]

That's not a cream pie

[leaden pilot]

yeah but if you dont use up the ammo you'll only get refilled and you cant stack it :)

[opal star]

But, not a lot of people know about it.

[leaden pilot]

the subscription was 300 rounds

[proud lantern]

I'll put cream on it

[little depot]

What kind

[leaden pilot]

if you still have 150 leftover from last month

too bad

[little depot]

hwipped cream

[proud lantern]

Khwipped cream

[opal star]

To hunt for a specific animal, you had to buy the license for a limited time.

[little depot]

I have 8 rounds of 5.7 to my name and it's worth 120% of my net worth

[proud lantern]

Is this game russian

[opal star]

As well as the ability to use the ethical rifles on the animal.

[proud lantern]

This the typa shit russians do

[leaden pilot]

fuckin mood

[opal star]

Swedish.

[proud lantern]

Damn scammers

[leaden pilot]

my net worth is entirely art

:)

[proud lantern]

Ah

[opal star]

They switched up to a free to play model a bit back, you can still buy shit but the game is entirely free to play.

[proud lantern]

Call of the wild is free?

Didn't know dat

[opal star]

No, classic.

[proud lantern]

I have it in my library

[opal star]

This sucker.

[thin bobcat]

remember playing that, wasn't worth the bandwidth it cost to download it

[uneven sapphire]

Ngl The new dying light game is so fire

[opal star]

Been playing it since it released, it's somehow still the best in it's genre.

[uneven sapphire]

More games with this quality pls

[thin bobcat]

Went "hunting", had to first search for anything spawning after my quad got stuck

Literally at some mountain wall

Couldn't move it anymore

[opal star]

Quad? That's call of the wild.

[thin bobcat]

I paid for the fucking game back then?

Damn

Yeah it was not good

[opal star]

call of the wild isn't free, yet.

[proud lantern]

Is it still dying

[opal star]

Mediocre game, rednecks can't get enough of it though. LOL.

[uneven sapphire]

It’s pretty good

[proud lantern]

I meant the light

[uneven sapphire]

Oh yeah

[proud lantern]

When is it dying

[uneven sapphire]

Rn

[proud lantern]

Or is it a fluke

[uneven sapphire]

With you

[opal star]

Isn't worth the $20 in the slightest.

[proud lantern]

[uneven sapphire]

Times up

[proud lantern]

I watch a guy called soup play the game

Most redneck guy on youtoob

[thin bobcat]

I mean, the bugs were funny, I gotta give them that

[proud lantern]

Don't kill me thanks

[thin bobcat]

That quad getting stuck and having a panic attack was funny as hell

[proud lantern]

Gonna go muddin'

[thin bobcat]

But the hunting was not very fun

[proud lantern]

My favourite redneck quote

Muddin

[opal star]

It's basically a poaching sim.

Shoot what you see and rack up money.

[thin bobcat]

I mean, I played it with a mate back then, so it wasn't as shit but you just get bored pretty quick

[proud lantern]

Don't make me bring alice into this

[thin bobcat]

And no, I would not say that the experience was worth 20€

[opal star]

Now classic gives you all 12 maps. Great game but it has a steep learning curve.

Takes multiple years to really get going. For completionists they can forget 100%ing the game, practically impossible.

[thin bobcat]

I mean, I am not a hunter, so I don't know how close it actually is to the real sport but my experience was mediocre, it didn't feel like I was hunting, it felt like a worse version of The Forest without any action or building

[turbid shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6CeGgzaGSE Diabeetus

[opal star]

Cotw doesn't come close in the slightest, with classic i'd say it's fairly realistic but learning it won't make you a hunter. It's still a game.

[turbid shuttle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4WlkJXWzmE

[thin bobcat]

I don't expect that, I play call of duty but I am not suddenly some special spec ops solider that can kill hundreds as a one man army

But it just didn't even feel like I was hunting in general, you just walk around until you see something

[opal star]

Just incorporates some styles of the sport, for the most part it's spot and stalk.

It's really just a trophy hunting game.

[thin bobcat]

And I remember that I was just pissing off my mate with the weird sound box, you turn it around and it makes the sound of an animal

Just spamming the shit out of that after not finding anything

[opal star]

Talking about classic right?

[thin bobcat]

The one I am talking about has a quad in it

[opal star]

Ah, yeah in cotw spamming the calls spooks the animals.

[thin bobcat]

So if classic doesn't have that, then I am most likely talking about call of the wild

[thin bobcat]

Ah

Well

Could've been worse lmao

Yeah, that deer bleat caller

[turbid shuttle]

Used to play this game with my buddies quite a while back

[opal star]

It has a less refined version of the spook system classic has, based on sight, sound, and smell.

[turbid shuttle]

Sorta forgot about it

[thin bobcat]

This thing, I just spammed the shit out of it

Not to attract animals, mostly just to piss my mate off

[turbid shuttle]

Lmao

[opal star]

Yeah with the deer bleat, you're mainly going to be attracting does. The grunt caller is going to land you a better chance at enticing bucks.

[green granite]

look

I am still wanting to create an authentic hunting game where you can buy a 20mm rifle

that you can vermint hunt with

[opal star]

Now this game is what i wish call of the wild was, not perfect but absolutely a better game.

[green granite]

while doing that it would have an either War Thunder-esque or Sniper Elite-esque slow motion bullet travel with detail X-ray when bullet travels into an animal

[thin bobcat]

I mean, at some point it just got so bland that we just fucked around

Trying to shoot animals in the head without any attempt of being quiet

[opal star]

Lmao, gets boring quick. I have no idea how some people spend thousands of hours killing the same animal for one rare specimen.

[thin bobcat]

When actually hunting, I can imagine that thrill of actually having a rifle in your hand and landing a shot to be extremely rewarding

[opal star]

In multiplayer you'll probably see modders flying around headshotting every animal, you might get a quick laugh out of that.

[thin bobcat]

But in that game, it felt kinda bland, you just did nothing but walk around

[opal star]

Oh yeah, for first timers you'll get buck fever. No game can really capture it, you're just shooting pixels.

[thin bobcat]

I mean, I played Powerwash Simulator, that one was definitely more rewarding than call of the wild

[turbid shuttle]

https://youtu.be/zsqTYJtoggo?si=ZUejk5BZ4en2txO6 Yet another cyberattack

[opal star]

Classic can somewhat give you that feeling, since fucking up in the slightest will spook an animal. And rare animals are actually rare, sometimes taking people a decade to get.

[thin bobcat]

Just a boring concept with barely any substance to it but if they manage to somehow lure in idiots paying hundreds of dollars for it, that's a business model

[opal star]

Soulless money grab, had a bit of passion in the first year it was released but from then on not much thought went into improving it.

[thin bobcat]

I mean, it's the kinda game I would expect on itch.io as a first project, to learn how the engine works

[opal star]

Has that tech demo vibe.

Great graphics, not much else to complement them.

[thin bobcat]

Not a full on 20€ + DLCs, it has no mechanics to it, when creating a game, no matter if it's made for a specific crowd or not, you should attempt to have some sort of mechanism that feels rewarding

It's not entirely bad, the foundation is alright, just there is nothing built on it

[opal star]

Here's their absolute fuck up of a fishing game. Completely abandoned after pumping out dlcs and not fixing the game.

Cashed in their hype from their main game and bucked.

[thin bobcat]

I did not play that but it also does not look very interesting on those screenshots

It's probably the exact same concept, just now you're fishing, nothing else

I mean, let's be fair, hunting I can understand, you can't hunt in every country

But why a fishing simulator

lmao

[opal star]

Pretty much, for $30 i'd expect it to be a decent product. Ended up being worse than the free to play fishing games, LOL.

[green granite]

I like how Avalanche made like a Hunting game

[thin bobcat]

Next game idea for them: "Call of the Wild: Roadkill™", you just drive in a taxi, somewhere in Chicago, you pick up people and then drive them from A to B, with the ability to hit some badgers and deer on the road

[green granite]

then they made a fishing game

then they made a

fucking Swedish Robot Hunting Simulation?

using Hunting weapons????

then prob back to make another Hunting game

[opal star]

Won't fit into their 'ethics'. They said no to any tigers or endangered animals, put the fuckers in after seeing the hype and cashed in. Lmao.

[thin bobcat]

Their ethics can suck me sideways

I mean, hey, maybe I am just not the target demographic

[opal star]

What's that?

[thin bobcat]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/704270/Generation_Zero/ this probably

Steam

Generation Zero®

Generation Zero is set in the familiar but hostile open world of Östertörn, Sweden. Your once peaceful home has now been overrun by mysterious, deadly machine enemies. You must choose your battles wisely as you engage in adrenaline-pumping guerilla combat against the mechanical forces.

Explore a Hostile Open World

Explore a huge map inspire…

Price

$24.99

Recommendations

28091

▶ Play video

Avalanche Studios is just a publisher

[opal star]

Awful game.

[thin bobcat]

I didn't play it but I saw gameplay of a German YouTuber, it looked fine in the alpha or whatever that was

[opal star]

Avalanche also published this game, DOA.

Or systemic reaction, whatever the hell it is. Avalanche owns it.

[turbid shuttle]

I love this game

Kinda bummed the devs didnt give the game its full potential

[turbid shuttle]

I quite liked it

[thin bobcat]

The only games I played from Avalanche Studios was the Just Cause games

And they were all fine because they were funny

[opal star]

They also made the mad max game.

[thin bobcat]

Maybe not so much 4 but it was still serviceable

[opal star]

And whatever this was.

[turbid shuttle]

The fault with generation zero was how long it took to simply implement a decent story, and then cut it short

[opal star]

Cover reminded me of sunset overdrive.

[thin bobcat]

Yeah I have no clue, I saw that game quite a few times back then

But never bought it

Because every time I saw it, it just looked like shit to me

[green granite]

it was so fun then Dev just killed it

[turbid shuttle]

Yep

Same thing happened to Savage Lands

was dropped by 2 seperate dev teams

[opal star]

Avalanche cut some corners, went all in on hogwarts legacy.

[green granite]

i always wonder

[thin bobcat]

Aha, interesting

[green granite]

what kind of drug does an engineer take

[thin bobcat]

Hm

[green granite]

to survive this workload

[thin bobcat]

I don't know if it's the same Avalanche

Possible tho

[opal star]

It's the same.

[turbid shuttle]

I am delusional in hoping Savage Lands makes a comeback even though its been completely dead for years

But a man can dream right?

[thin bobcat]

Whenever you click on Avalanche Software, you get redirected to Warner Bros Games

[opal star]

They cut down on developers in expansive worlds around the same time.

Classic suffered as a result, barely 15 people on the team.

[turbid shuttle]

I have a strong dislike for Saber Interactive

Made Teardown shit

[thin bobcat]

World War Z was pretty cool

[turbid shuttle]

True

I did enjoy that

but I got that game for free

only reason I played it

[green granite]

Saber Interactive

I can't forgive what they did to Insurgency Sandstorm

[turbid shuttle]

They also targeted Teardown

Bought out the studio, forced them to make DLC they didnt want to make that werent all that great

[green granite]

I can't also forgive Torn Banner

for fucking over No More Room in Hell 2

[opal star]

WTF is this?

[turbid shuttle]

Saber does this thing where they buy out popular indie teams and then milk as much money from there popular games as possible then shut it down

luckly they didnt do much to teardown other then push dogass DLC and updates

[green granite]

well

they all know that they still got Euro trucking to fall back to

[turbid shuttle]

But then

[sour rivet]

Thats man

[turbid shuttle]

[little depot]

pretty sure thats bat

[turbid shuttle]

You could say, its a batman

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/man-yeah-i'm-man-meme-the-flash-batman-arkam-gif-12016075606724428920

[opal star]

Wonder if that's the cancelled arkham knight sequel.

[thin bobcat]

I only ever played Batman Arkham Knight but that also only because I got a free game code with my GTX 980 back then

[little depot]

did handbreak always look like this

[opal star]

Not that i remember.

[wild vortex]

not at all no

[leaden pilot]

random question

[little depot]

oooh the typhoon is here

[leaden pilot]

since people believe the rapture is coming in what

13? 12? days

if my christian friend gets raptured

do you think i can just like, strap a harness around me and my friend

so that once he gets lifted to heaven I can tag along

[little depot]

if we can find a way to weigh all of em down

we can have infinite mechanical energy

[leaden pilot]

holy fuck you're right

[wild vortex]

there aint no goddamn rapture happening

😭

[little depot]

[opal star]

Huh, look at that.

[leaden pilot]

okay but like

imagine how funny it would be if the rapture happens

and people shout

[opal star]

130 mph gusts.

[left mantle]

This specific screen possibly not, but the general look at least 2015 to my knowledge

[leaden pilot]

"HURRY GRAB A CHRISTIAN"

[wild vortex]

grab a floating one

[little depot]

Rapture potential is defined by the work done per unit mass on a small test mass to bring it from the earth to heaven.

[little depot]

imagine its only the mormons

[left mantle]

I got a good chuckle out of this one

That was good

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/rickandmorty-showme-gif-7658980

[left mantle]

Definitely one of your most clever wordplays in here Azu

[leaden pilot]

imagine if the egyptians were right

im gonna show anubis so much porn of him its gonna be crazy

[opal star]

What's with the obsidian graph.

[little depot]

<3 yippie

[leaden pilot]

"yea no you're popular man"

[little depot]

hes gonna be pretty excited ngl

[opal star]

We've got our own egypt here in the U.s.

[leaden pilot]

considerin egyptian mythology yea

[opal star]

It's called memphis.

[little depot]

japanese jesus be like

[leaden pilot]

so has the bass shop replaced the luxor for "american pyramid

[little depot]

私の子供は歓迎です

[opal star]

It's THE pyramid.

Giza became lame a while ago.

[leaden pilot]

Assyrians:

[little depot]

do you think japanese jesus turned water into sake

[leaden pilot]

his flesh is rice

[opal star]

Nah, he handed down BFS reels to every citizen.

This is actually japanese jesus.

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-skating-griding-for-our-sins-gif-27586395

fuck I cant get even flow out of my head now

[leaden pilot]

EVEN FLOOOOW

HE SHREDDED FOR OUR SINS

[green granite]

damn

[opal star]

Made all anglers in america look like chumps.

[opal star]

Get jesus on the snowboard, now!

[little depot]

manabu kurita?

seen this photo ona bunch of LARGE MOUTH BASSSSSS world record !!!

videos

[turbid shuttle]

I am requiring new earbuds

in ears

[little depot]

require?

[turbid shuttle]

Looking at these

[little depot]

oh acquire

[turbid shuttle]

More just want

My liberty 4 pros are kinda lackluster

[opal star]

The man himself.

[turbid shuttle]

paid like 150 for them

Just lived with it

[little depot]

those are fine for budget ear buds

cheap as hell

[turbid shuttle]

The bass is dogass

[opal star]

Just get the headset.

[turbid shuttle]

I am not carrying around a headset

I already have a headset for my pc

[little depot]

what does the iem look like

[turbid shuttle]

This isnt for my pc

[opal star]

It's pretty neat for travel, has a great battery life as well.

Better than the airpod maxes.

[turbid shuttle]

The momentum 4's got 30 hours and from what I've seen have absolutely amazing sound quality

Cant hurt to try em

Anyway, off to

[opal star]

If you got the money, why not just go for high end ear pieces.

Drop 3 bands on a professional set.

[little depot]

the fuck?

there is no way thats right

[obsidian sun]

just buy a 2$ earphone retard

whale cope

[little depot]

Attach a copper wire from the 3.5mm and stick it in your amygdala

[obsidian sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/546727346355568652/1296950998295777300/giphy.gif

you'll never be happy with your purchase

[little depot]

Idk I've had this piece of shit for a while and it's kinda nice

https://tenor.com/view/material-gworl-material-girl-kenny-kenny-south-park-south-park-gif-24604316

[obsidian sun]

only now you're starting to feel that

[little depot]

I feel nothing but bliss and peace

I am content with the world

[little depot]

Boutta start a religion that leads to the 7th Mongolian khanate

[leaden pilot]

“for smoking meth”

what a use

[thin bobcat]

yoo 19% off if you buy over 2000, that's a deal and a half

It's even armored

[pallid sapphire]

On topic

[leaden pilot]

why is a loaf of bread smoking meth

[thin bobcat]

It's a copper cable detector

[leaden pilot]

what a technology

does it also happen to detect car mufflers

and catalytic converters

[thin bobcat]

Yeah, it's called Fentanyl, the fact that your body just slumps over is perfect for looking under the car

[leaden pilot]

what a wonderdrug

[opal star]

That's just 8loko.

[leaden pilot]

i know 4loko not 8

[opal star]

It's meth.

https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/first-time-in-history-cancer-vanishes-for-every-patient-in-drug-trial-3044922

[broken mountain]

gotta spend 1578,42 usd to get a 20 cent discount

amazing

[thin bobcat]

Yeah, that research lab is going to get bombed or something, every time you hear anything about something like that, you already know it'll just disappear

[broken mountain]

wait, 500-999, so there must be a price 0-499

[opal star]

Lmao.

[broken mountain]

Trump said they are close to curing autism

Guess who is getting shot next

[sick trail]

They don't want good trains

[green granite]

YOU EAT BABIES -John Marston-

[thin bobcat]

I think that website is wholesale, meaning that anything below 500 pieces doesn't get approved

You see, I always wonder, how do products like that even get prototyped?

[broken mountain]

Lmao, gotta order 500 bandages to be eligible for further purchases

[thin bobcat]

Or who came up with that idea?

Those ideas usually get presented to a board

[broken mountain]

I mean

[thin bobcat]

How does that even happen

[broken mountain]

If its still there, it must be earning

[thin bobcat]

"Oh you see, american very junkie, we create bandage for crack pipe"

[thin bobcat]

I just would love to know how they prototype that

There's just some factory worker sitting in the corner, testing their product

[broken mountain]

ahaa

meth smoking pipe AND a repair bandage for burst and leaking pipes

You just cant buy less than 500

And people know

[opal star]

All sorts of stuff.

[thin bobcat]

So that's where nord stream pipeline went

[broken mountain]

LMAO

Good one

[little depot]

1 year warranty

[broken mountain]

Nordstream was built for like 2 and a half

It was enough for the cement pipes to go to shit

[opal star]

Lmao.

[thin bobcat]

Okay, what would you use that for

And who the fuck would pay 2 - 5K for it

[broken mountain]

1 ton of fucking seafood

[leaden pilot]

can you look up if you can search for a replica of the gun that killed shinzo abe

[thin bobcat]

That shit will spoil before it even arrives

[broken mountain]

who tf needs 1 ton of seafood

kids in africa would puke after like 2 pounds

[thin bobcat]

The fuck is he gonna do, send it in a fucking letter?

[leaden pilot]

me

:)

[leaden pilot]

stamps and everything

US Postal Service

[thin bobcat]

eco friendly, he just stamps the squid wing and sends it without packaging

[little depot]

He brings it to you in person

[latent hazel]

get 1000 samples

[opal star]

Sadly no weapons, but you can absolutely get one of these bad boys. LOL.

"Customization".

[leaden pilot]

why does it have two booms

[broken mountain]

You are going to get salmonella, tapeworms, hepatitis a and like 500 toxins

[leaden pilot]

https://tenor.com/tBGlbhCgr9R.gif

[latent hazel]

5 booms

[leaden pilot]

the mfs selling that shit:

[sick trail]

Me when the fucking sequoia in my yard is acting up

[little depot]

2 booms

[thin bobcat]

Audible foreshadowing when you first use it

[broken mountain]

Boom lift

[opal star]

Shit, look at the shelf life on that shit.

[broken mountain]

I wouldnt trust a company called Dingli

[thin bobcat]

Is that still the squid?

[opal star]

Yep.

[thin bobcat]

Wait what

I was kidding

24 months on seafood, very smart idea

[broken mountain]

Holy shit

Those sea creatures are going extinct lmao

[thin bobcat]

I thought that was the specification of the fucking crane

[sick trail]

Yum, squid wing with freezer burn

[thin bobcat]

At this point you'll get free bait for fishing when you order it

[opal star]

5 employees btw.

[broken mountain]

Crane with 24 months of shelf life

[thin bobcat]

Because that squid will be rancid and have maggots on it

[opal star]

5 dudes catching all those fuckers.

[sour rivet]

finally. my first 1k houir game on steam

[broken mountain]

Motherfucker was vegetating in a 50 ton shelf

[sick trail]

Show us the title

[thin bobcat]

Maybe it was shelved for 24 months or something

[broken mountain]

I can imagine how their business looks like

[sour rivet]

SEX WITH HIT-

[little depot]

5 dudes just grabbing em out of the sea

[opal star]

Lol.

[thin bobcat]

Alright, that is not squid

[broken mountain]

They finished packing the seafood like 5 years ago, and they have a lottery every year if anybody places an order

[thin bobcat]

It's probably the employees after downsizing

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress2-team-fortress-heavy-pootis-engage-gif-24947353

[green granite]

No way dude pulled up a hog with a Blicky

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/pootis-gif-17870880483466695137

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2heavy-pootis-sex-now-travis-touchdown-meme-gif-24958337

[opal star]

Oh fuck, they're going after the babies.

[broken mountain]

LMAO

[green granite]

I know you

You eat babies

[broken mountain]

Sea life holocaust

Cant make this shit up

[green granite]

-John Marston

[thin bobcat]

Ah yes, the cherry tomato, half of it, perfect for 3 baby octopus

[green granite]

Also why is baby octopus like 2000 USD wth

[opal star]

It's the same company, how the fuck?

[thin bobcat]

That's 5 tons

5 tons of baby octopus

[green granite]

Oh wait

I just saw that

[opal star]

Production capacity: 8000 tons.

These fuckers are going ham.

[thin bobcat]

And 5 tons is the MOQ (Minimum Order Quantity)

[green granite]

5 tons of baby octopus is insane

[broken mountain]

Some dude in china got bit by a catfish and decided to sell all sea creatures in tons

[thin bobcat]

Who the fuck orders that

[broken mountain]

Yo man, I am hungry as shii, let me order 5 tons of baby octopuses

[opal star]

LOL.

[broken mountain]

LMAO

[thin bobcat]

1$

Per what, Ton?

[broken mountain]

1 ton

[opal star]

Per ton.

[little depot]

Who tf is ordering this

😭

[thin bobcat]

At this point that has to be a scam

[broken mountain]

give me the link, ill place an order for 10 tons

[thin bobcat]

And why the fuck did he put his lighter on it

[broken mountain]

my backyard will smell like not washed pussy

[opal star]

https://eastfoodcn.en.made-in-china.com/product/KxjpXReoZLhP/China-Frozen-Baby-Squid-Illex-Gigas-Todarodes-Seafood.html

Hot item, lmfao.

[thin bobcat]

I am actually tempted to order from them, just like 100€ down the drain and send it to the PayPal headquarters

[dire ferry]

send it to UHC

[opal star]

Look at that, goodbye tinder.

[broken mountain]

Mr Chriss, more fucking octopuses incoming

[opal star]

Probably an Ai.

[thin bobcat]

That's probably a 60 y/o dude with an acne rash and the tiktok filter

[broken mountain]

I am tempting to get a 10 minute email and contact them

[thin bobcat]

Now you got me interested in something

[broken mountain]

I havent even finished breakfast man

[thin bobcat]

aha

[opal star]

20 bags, jesus.

[thin bobcat]

Italian Flavor

What

Did an italian piss on the production line?

[broken mountain]

The bird that shits out the coffee beans was fed on lasagna and spaghetti bolognese

[broken mountain]

Its quite nice that a company located in Wuhan, China is selling Arabic coffee beans

[sick trail]

Arabica*

[broken mountain]

They smuggled like 500 yemeni immigrants into their headquarters to make coffee out of hedgehogs' shit

[sick trail]

Which is actually from Ethiopia

[broken mountain]

450 usd for 25 tons

I refuse to believe thats carbon steel

[sick trail]

Oh hey that's cool

[slim magnet]

dude 1899 ballistics for rdr2 is the shit

[sick trail]

Hey wait a minute