#╟❓general-offtopic
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maru
ye?
Oh
told ya
Yeah its weekends
😔 the sleeper

what should i make for dinner tonight? Italian sausage sandwich on grill, or pierogies and kielbasa
Pierogies
bich
rghhg
murica
whuh
AST best ST
mc13 when


guys whats the best way to get two full chests of cobblestone
the easiest LOW EFFORT way
mine
dont tell me to strip mine for the next 4 hours
I understand why humanity used slaves for most of history
more explosions then
found one 
What would be the right channel?

I believe a mod commission has happened here. It's more important to know the right people
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if gun doesnt make your character sound more and more different then i don want it
omg he found it
I like this
its the best shotgun atm
and has unique reload animation
i heard the game in general has the funky rare battlefield reloads
real good for normal play
This weapon is godly and I love it!
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@oblique belfry Happy 23 missery day 
funny knife and spread loader still for bosses tho

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I decided I'll finish KCD1, I love the game too much, I'll just play the main quest and (possibly) skip the side quests ||(I've already done almost all of them, I'm avoiding starting new ones because I already know what they're about, for example: Andrew at the tavern)||
doom 2 super shotgun reload is still the best

space laser fucking tick 113k ever 0.2secs 
no you don't
yes i do
Do it
no
Become premium gamer
they can have my money when theY FIX THEIR DAMN GAME!
never gonna happen
damn not as good but still op overall dmg from laser
Poor duck

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oh look German Guy™ is here

im so fucking tired
i feel you
This weekend was great

KCD1 is still fine

THe ai slop will kill us one day
going full Skynet
oof
i cant think anymore
almost at this part of the game again
your brain tricks you into thinking
i liked the fight
it
a bit long
!topic
@misty cradle
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified reddit mod)
he didnt read the channel rule
reddit mod 
proud reddit mod
fuckin neeerrrdd
I gotta rewatch gumball
nah i hate that shit
thats disgusting

what what part of the sab lore did i miss ?
new season slaps hard
twink jumpscare
i need to replay FF16
too feminine
i havent played NG+ fully yet and havent played the DLC
pass

awooo
i love these lil guys
i want to lay down and have them surround me
like a lil blanket
that damned smile
she went super saiyan 3 
AND THIS
IS TO GO
EVEN FURTHER
BEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND
bl4 spoilers?
ya
depends on what you know about the characters
well i didnt click the image so idk the character
only characters i know that'd do that is one of the sirens or krieg (because its krieg)
Oh nah, its my own work.
the horror
better delete that picture
she looks.... different 
the unreachable foregrip
It is so dumb XD
because of the name being visible?
now reload it from the chamber 
i don't care to be honest, but since you've poked me about it i'll remove it

thats right
your full name is
Pyrson.... Offtopic
How did you know
It's so good doe
2 cause i've already forgotten 
book
Real
watching films with family through DLNA on my tv while jellyfin server is active in my bedroom chat
this is the coolest fucking thing
@proven tundra
sadly tv itself doesnt support the jellyfin gui
whatcha playin
I can fix her

such a weird gun
insgurgency
that's your average tediore smg
this might be kinda good even

Naw....
god damn
ITS SO OVER
ITS THE ACTUAL PLASMA COIL

welcome back bl3

whuh
MF I AM GETTING
CONFLICTING ANSWERS
I GOT PEOPLE ON SUBREDDIT N SHIT SAYIN THERES RARE RELOADS LIKE BATTLEFIELD
AND YOUUUUUUSSS SAYING THIS IS A NORMAL RELOAD?
this vexes me
or hate aka a retard we actually know
hm

YOU WANT PROOF BISH
Hate post a vid of you constantly reloading

I mean, let's be fair, when playing Borderlands, you don't expect a normal reload on legendary weapons
That's part of what makes them fun lmao
I am used to the weapons being thrown and exploding for example
tediore gun
And if it happens more often, that is also fun
Borderlands is the wrong game to expect something normal from
so true
СБЭУ SKS 

not bad. still gonna run my crit jakobs
almost tho u need to install more rails and 5 flashlights on them


I love how Ifrit's fuckin huge
but looks like a baby's rubber toy next to THIS THING 
2
Yea
7
Nice setup
/10
Fishmael
Watching these clips and I'm like... EW, none of this appeals to me... the graphics, the UI, the sounds...
I'm even tinier now
ok cool 

oh I forgot okaycatcry is gone
1x1 pixels sized rat when

so rat
how did the rat become your persona?

dude took year of the rat and went "Yeah, I could work with that"
rat
i called you ratsujiro because its your nickname but now im calling you yasu 

i think POE2 might have my soul at this point 

i jus call him ratdad
get help
no fucking wonder i dont see you in this chat for so long
Yasujiro was my alt in EvE -> world of tanks username when I started playing in 2011 -> made a discord account for world of tanks in 2018 -> joined here in 2023 -> started posting rat emojis -> called Ratsujiro -> changed name and pfp

We gotta kill them. This fandom needs to be eliminated. We need to make a virus that kills everyone who's favourite game is this, because WHAT. THE. FUCK.
I don't condone genocide
But this is
HAREM ?

so true
cool game though
@quiet abyss if you care for the entire lore dump 
sir its incest
incest harem

I'm not gonna lie, if you didn't know context, that looks like a good time. With context, the fact that someone is 100% jerking off to this, and the fact that with context makes them even happier about it.
kill them all
mother and sister

godspeed Ivan

The left is his sister and the right is his FUCKING MOM 
family business as they say
Well it aint none of my business lmao
"fucking mom" quite literally
Game isn't even that bad, the fandom and community is disgusting tho.
so true
When the kid on xbox live says "I fucked your mom." but you say "Not before I did."
i dont remember being able to bang the mom in the game tho
wasnt that just an edited image
Were you doing a 100% completion run or something
Trying to get every ending lmao
i do not own the game
"Coffin of andy and leyley is the only game I've platinumed on steam."
He was a glass closet
josta gets pissy over anything
Anytime he snapped at people over something, it's probably cause that's what he jerks off to.
on one hand, discussing the game is fine
on the other hand, discussing the game inevitably leads to this retarded ass fanfiction about the siblings fucking each other
this is almost the ONLY thing people talk about when mentioning this game here
plus isnt the incest literally a singular ending
quality chips were on 70% discount 
quality chips 
first time eating junk food in like 15 months
I think the inherent problem is the community constantly says that too. "The game is more than just incest." but they also genuinely only make jokes about incest and discuss that themselves. They say there's more than incest, we know there is, but they care about it a lot less than the part they say isn't that important.
what kind
triangular
If they didn't immediately prove people right constantly it wouldn't be an issue
this is like when people talked about RE Village and all they could say was "giant fat titty mommy vampire"
like, guys. there's a whole game besides that
We're not talking about the actual quality of the game. Like I said, I do like that game and thought it was good.
Coffin of andy and leyley wasn't bad at all
idk i havent played a&l
But the community gives everyone a bad taste, regardless of the game.
you think nemlei regrets making the game?
kinda wanted to but remembered i dont actually like visual novels 
one way or another this keeps his game relevant and more copies being sold
his. her. their. its. idk
Only for the backlash, if anything. I'm gonna be honest, I think it's a poorly disguised fetish to some degree. It's a similar philosophy to dark souls and miyazaki. Makes great games, but his fetish bleeds into it constantly lmao.
Miyazaki's kink is less controversial tho
Again, I think coffin is a good game.
I wasn't talking about the quality of RE8 either, it's just that for a long time, whenever anyone mentioned it, the focus was always on the Dimitrescu matriarch
and she's just the first act of 4 in the whole game
anyway does anyone else have this issue?
What are we talking about?
idk if nemlei thought that people weren't gonna clash over a game like this. The story content also isn't that bad, but drawing characters do gross and immoral things, but make them look really attractive while doing so, is like, what did you expect?
@oblique belfry imagine preordering on epic when i can just wait
i can sit down and read a book all day
or read manga with 5 words per page
but visual novel games just dont click
the coffin of andy and leyley
Ok, what about it?
the usual
omg its real?!
incest
Eh
is that sparkle
what the fuck why are you green
That the game is good, community is kind of gross and the creator seems very shortsighted for thinking it wouldn’t go the way it did.
WHERES YOUR RANK SOLDIER
i just got here dont ask me
why does gamma announcements get a role icon
bl4 pre order fellas got cucked
gamma announcement role
So the usual
but where rank
looks very similar to the xray wizard role color
WOAH HEY IM ONE OF THE COOL PEOPLE
PROVE IT
READ UR BIO THEN READ MINE
Specifically I was talking about a certain part of the community. Look back at the image I posted.
Cool People
Cares about [modpack]
choose one
It’s a video thumbnail
Hold up lemme scroll up
doubt
i bake
Ok I scrolled up, my reaction is literally 
you're rankless, you cant be cool
who the fuck made the role system
You're Sab, you can't be cool
why the fuck can people with no role write in here


yeah im hot as hell
Kill them
someone found a loophole
woah why am I being jumped rn…
i literally didnt mean to cause anything😭
im just befuddled that you dont have a rank
Never said you needed to throw a fit either. Personally it is very arbitrary, it’s just funny that the community is like “The game is more than incest.” But it’s legit the only joke they make lmao
im sorry
you fine bruh
You did, and now we have to kill you. There’s no other way.

dw bullying sprouts is our favorite pastime
it's not personal
could be worse
or maybe it is
could be a greyname
ye 🤮
listen im not exactly thrilled with being green either
orange is better
Have you received your "welcome to offtopic gift"

idk but um i wanted to ask who do u main
braincell
Main where?
🤝 
hsr
Hold up lemme log in real quick
in your goon cave ofc
okii! last time i played i pulled for the pretty water girl
honkers rail
my bad, mister goonmeister
Just like my laptop is apparently doing
goddamn
(I play genshin mostly, hsr stresses me out)
Very fun, I recommend
i was saving for hysilen

I was saving for Cerydra but decided to not roll for her after witnessing the most recent story
oh ok
slay
shes insanely good for phainon
ty!
I refuse to roll for characters I don't like, even if they are good
thats based
nice
i should pull for evernight but bleh
turns out i need a heli for the last space part
I thought I drank too much last night and woke up seeing BloodofSniper becomes a transexual vampire
because its on the bridge support
zamn

I should have stopped drinking
huh
I already deemed the next patch an impossible challenge in terms to who should I try to get
I want both
Updates like these are the worst
isnt dan heng free
Oh?
i believe he is anyways
He is!
WAHOO!
I'm saved
did i get cool points for knowing that
@obsidian sun (sneedchungus1337) has been unmuted for reason: Youyou did a little funny and died for it 
You get 1 social credit
Bruh
What did Youyou do
A funny
Nuffin
i am unleashed
We should kick Youyou in the ribs as consolation
yippee
Back in your cage
#╟❓general-offtopic messagei posted this and got shot
You fucking clanker
erm mods he's being racist
i killed megazord
no skom was tipped by the brits to mute me
woah im blue

da be di da be dei
which one
Hey Birb, what color did you want to be
bloodofsniper alt account
Oh BloodofSniper is no longer a transexual vampire
ourple
kill yourself
Nice
Oh, so no blue
why does everyone keep saying that😭
because it's true ofc
hes very clearly emo and im very clearly not
go play fetch with the funny lights on the autobahn
Because the previous role color was too similar to the x-ray wizard color
Since im soulbound now and my Soul is eaten away day by day can you grant me my wish of banning cuppy and YouYou?
so is blood now upset cuz of something i couldn’t control?
nvm i thought it was another xray wizard
soon we shall be free
my apollo cheese blood
@thin bobcat are you upset at me for something i couldn’t control
He will probably tell you to kys tho
Uh I guess
i genuinely sorry if i upset you
i never directed anything towards you
so not upset you?
See
i told youyou to kill himself and go play fetch on the autobahn

Youyou
i see
Youyou what kind of nickname would you create if you decided to become polish
something something kurwa
well its nice to meet you blood
THank You Austria
Omg its Maru
Kurwa & Bober In Harmony


@sour rivet 
damn ojk
Gooner 
bloodofsniper? upset? in what universe would such a thing happen

the [redacted] discord would be over
Isn't he upset 24/7
being german doesnt count as upset
One where he actually lives in Sweden instead of Germany
i think the same he told YouYou applies to you too.Have fun on the Autobahn.
that would probably actually make me upset 24/7
or well
what did he tell youyou
and who is youyou again?
i would live in a snowy environment
some guy
well, not so upset anymore now that I think about it
@oblique belfry 
I would not meme around and talk shit if I were mad, I don't just randomly get mad over the most mundane shit
True
with a frien rn
ANOTHER FRIEN
Shit


doge did you see the super saiyan character 
being mad is overrated anyway
why cant i hop in as wellllll
the solution to being sad: be sad in a collective
damn
uno momento
i mean
also of course murdoc's cape looks like ass on anyone else
that sounds kinda fun idk
yoo, he got the orange hard hat
its grievous all over again
minus the whole vehicular manslaughter thing

cheese-hicular mans laughter
So I've heard that HD2 can now freeze entire PCs which makes me wonder if I should risk the life of my laptop in order to spread democracy 
i gotta level up 21 more times for 1k vbuckas
remove the lettuce
@uneven sapphire MP5 
have camera at hand so you can record when it blows
we just remove you
Oh no it's not gonna blow up
I'm just afraid that the smallest inconvenience will kill it now 
Fartshite
what even anymore
Looks like CoD
just why
dont question noodle
it's just like those early ai images that make 0 sense
i will question everything
your shoes ragidy
you cannot stop me
looks nice but if I could choose a german smg, I would prefer the mp7, shit just looks way too sexy
Wake the fuck up samurai
We have Tilted Towers to burn
we gaslit him enough to swap skins
im british
EW
i lost all respect for Gorillaz
KILL HIM

Their in Fortshite now
aviators remains untainted 
i mean, it's literally money for doing fuck all, i would do the same
Wait for Fortnite to end up like Roblox and be the biggest kiddy diddler scandal of this century
somehow only listening to same artist for like 6 years is paying off
💣
BOS in Fortnite next update confirmed
I think they are smart enough to not include a chatting function
Iirc there was voice chat in your group even with randoms
Unless they removed that
if I decide to play fartnite nowadays could I have fun or am I gonna get matched with sweats like doge
diffence is fortine is not like roblox
you can't make your own game / lobby
First few rounds you are fine
I mean you could prob get one
Cant get one in US
Who's gonna tell him
then it slowly fills them with better players
yea ik
but it's not the main way to play the game
Ok fair enough
Didnt they add T60 power armor from Fallout in Fortnite
Not really, Germany has extremely strict weapon laws and you ain't gonna convince anyone that you need a fully automatic small form factor gun for hunting lmao
i mean even if roblox was a good company and banned people it would still be an issue there just because of how it functions
@oblique belfry please confirm this for me
obv
But if it were to ever become possible, I would immediately purchase one

with the fallout show probaby
yep
Alright, gotta be honest, that skin does not look bad
fortnite cosmetics are like a billboard
how did fortnite even become this melting pot of every show and game ever
Fallout sucks too if its in FartenShieten
I mean, gotta stay within the boundaries of the hitbox lmao
honestly that part of movie is so damn stupid
book did it better i think, leaving the ending almost completely ambiguous
i do like the wires looking like guts
Was it "the fog" ?
the mist yeah
I dunno but I'm not too mad about it because at least it's not CoD 
The movie ending was absolutely shit
was the mist that one movie where they got trapped in a walmart
yea
I just searched for suicide gifs and liked that one the most
i remember liking it as a kid


is the ending where they drive back to their house and finds his wife dead
it took me a few minutes to recognize where it's from
but then brain clicked and called it retarded
anyway
apparently sig did some changes to xm7
it's slightly less fat and stupid
but probably even less durable now
i just like to shit on it 
ugly ass rifle
somehow beat a sexy and actually innovative one
I wanted to say that Sab is wrong but the more I look at this rifle the worse it looks
But what was that "sexy and actually innovative" one
xm7 is just ugly
the bulpup one 
you may murder me
Give me the name, tard
general dynamics/true velocity/beretta rm277
@sour rivet restarting
also rm338
i also like stabbing SAB with a SPEAR
gonna try dx12 performance mode

I'm actually in the "bulpup good" camp, idiot
because i dont fucking know what epic games did on the last patch
woah
oh
but not only is my taking too long to open now
i am ashamed
but i also have major drops
for not knowing you well enough
compared to 2 weeks ago
i will eat myself to atone 😔
I wouldn't call it "sexy" but it looks slightly better than the SIG
Why are you fucking energy drinks
I'm not gonna question how well it works because we all know that it probably works better than the SIG
is gta still running 
I KNEW IT
but yesterday even when it was closed
i still had odd performance drops
yeah, not the prettiest rifle but it definitely has some kind of utilitarian charm
anyway yeah garand thumb did a vid on it, really cool rifle mechanically
also the machine gun
looks like jacked up pkm
compared to this fatass
why is the box so tiny 😭
Look like a no other different than FN MAG
and mag is sexy
One step closer to becoming Roblox
anyway rm227 and 338 both are interesting mechanically
some dark magic going on to basically cut felt recoil in half
talk about failing to live up to expectations of your own previous game 
cant wait for forgotten weapons vid
the honses are neighing really loud, I can hear them in my house from across the street
neigh back
too lazy
then suffor in neigh
damn got quiet in here

WE IN THE MEGAZORD

proof
fortnut megazord?
and im the fucking pilot
Oh no
Doge's the pilot, you guys are doomed
i literally finished rewatching mighty morphin today
we survived the entire timer
haha bos changed the announcement role colors

You're still doomed
Because I'm not there to run you over with a car
For good luck, obviously
if you squint and look to the left and then do a backflip it looks like a triangle
idk
Gopnic Squat Pond
keep cooking, i see it
what final boss

lmao the hp bar goes "oof"
it also says "painfull"
both 
but on 2nd phase the shield and armor went poof but there was still some hp left
1st phase it all went missing in a blink
this is 1st phase, does about 2.2 mill dmg with the crit knife and the laser
is that a g36
this is the second phase does about the smae with the spread launcher with the crit nade
i should try swapping them around tbh
I've seen a clip where a guy destroyed a boss with a rocket launcher in seconds, and it was like a final boss or sth 
ive seen a clip where some guy kill a vault boss with the crit knife and a self proc shotgun
shit was just white from the explosion 
Nah more looks like a cz rifle tbh
like the one in contractors vr
ok not good other way cause 2nd phase likes to tp 
a water dog
double post
fever dream
rip thuy trang
"everything looks sharper"
discord compresses it and I can count the pixels 
why is godzilla wearing shoes
seriously what's with the whole oversized out-of-place shoes thing
not just fortnite, in general
get out of my head
another car

car 

https://youtu.be/giQuT4G1xP4 another one bites the dust FUCK
00:00 Introduction
05:00 What did I think about these videos
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14:41 Is He a Stormgate Shill? (no)
16:36 More insane comments
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24:14 I joked about these arguments IN the video
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R...
Yt creators clearly seen to have a meltdown doomsday clock going
"oop times up buddy, your content was great but it's time for you to be an asshole now"
11 months ago
how much of that is just SC2 drama but revomited
actual question
Probably like 80%


the remaining the 20% better not be stormgate
That was titanfall 2
Oh holy shit raycevick uploaded a new video
1 month ago
YouTube how could you hide this from me for so long
kinda dope for non shield builds


oh my, my salvador build in BL2 would've LOVED this
Chat ps4 in the year of our lord 2025
ppl treat that guy as if he personally shoot their dogs because he called sc2 a shit game
Most of the sentiment was "not cool man" from what i understood
HOW DARE YOU CALL MY FAVORITE GAME SHIT
CC is a shitperson outside of the videos he posts
fork found in kitchen
thanks game
there is a playtime warning on satisfactory ? 
how much natural ingredients was in it in the first place
10% less
big fat tacos for me
fat tacos for me
fat tacos for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I think only @rocky turtle will get this)



ruby weapon got the best theme
diamon is neat too
atlas revolvers so sexy

the only thing they fear is hearing loss
the grenade ui should have given it away to me tbh
is that still insurgency 
yes
i played valheim this morning and then i've been playing insgurgency on and off for the rest of the day
"give me the name of a film or films you wanna watch I can download it instantly and play it through jellyfin or DLNA on our Tv or blue-ray player"
and she goes "idfk"
mate
i'm bored to death
give some time to think
moxxi skin in fortnite is the closest i'll get to borderlands 4 @sour rivet
@oblique belfry arka sokaklar goated

Better cinema than any hollywood movie
Bl2 killed revolvers and so did bl3
thats the biggest cope i've ever seen
Bl1 revolvers were fucking cannons
jakobs revolvers are still great
Massive cope, they are nowhere near as satisfying
As a bl1 revolver
"ur coping"
"no, ur coping"
Yeah but it makes them feel weaker
counter point : unforgiven
not at all
Spam = shots dont count as much
unforgiven was better in bl1 it's not even close
Plus the recoil is all crazy on jakobs in bl2
You think unforgiven is better in any other bl game than in bl1
You actually smoke crack if you think that
nah jakobs revolvers got better each game
can't say the same for the rest
king's/queen's call ?
Its unironically a troll gun in bl2
pearl 
well that's a bl3 exclusive
Flak bait gun
maggie ?
only bl2 and 3
Unforgiven masher solos Maggie
Unf masher is one of the best guns in the game series
Wrong
You could spam them
you can't















