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opal star
oblique belfry
opal star
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Unless chrome or other browsers have done the same thing with tabs.

timid hollow
# opal star

Ah no i have a Opera plugin that lets me play Picture in Picture and does it automatically when i tab out

oblique belfry
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this would make sense

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if thats the case

static axle
opal star
timid hollow
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Yeah its pretty handy, i dont have a second screen so i use that to watch stuff while playing/being in Discord

turbid shuttle
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Is this how you fish irl?

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wrong video

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we roll with it

green granite
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Uh

proven tundra
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v8's a little small for fishing

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need at least v12

green granite
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Fishing with a V8 diesel turbo engine is insane

timid hollow
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joined bf4 server instantly did 6 beautiful kills

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who is this kyle, i am the beast

sour rivet
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who up gruntin they worm

copper vapor
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wat

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he calls shai hulud

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it's a thumper

turbid shuttle
obsidian sun
sour rivet
verbal lodge
opal star
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Ok. I'll pack up and come over.
Oops. Oh well. Going fishing.

copper vapor
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la creatura

sour rivet
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cretur

oblique belfry
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BIRD UP

sour rivet
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burn it

sour rivet
sour rivet
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doge

oblique belfry
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👂

sour rivet
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how much have you seen of the beast since its release yesterday

oblique belfry
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mostly none

timber oxide
sour rivet
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damng

oblique belfry
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only seen the screenshots

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of hate

timber oxide
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OR STAND UP

sour rivet
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PULL THAT CHAIR OUT OF YOUR ASS AND SIT

timber oxide
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OR SIT DOWN ON THAT CHAIR AND STAND

sour rivet
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FUCK

sour rivet
oblique belfry
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ask hate KekSkew

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he played it

sour rivet
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he offlin

timber oxide
oblique belfry
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rip

timber oxide
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Oi Burb

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You like Yakuza, yes?

sour rivet
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uehg

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yes

timber oxide
sour rivet
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but all the ones im seein are quite positive

oblique belfry
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those were just steam reviews

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speaking of

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lemme check the count again

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hmmm

copper vapor
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DAMN

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I didn't know getting a parry with Odin's sword gave you a free counter

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that did so much fuckin damage

timid hollow
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Bf4 is so much fun when you have good engineers

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I hope CoD people will play their role in bf6, beta seemed promising

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Medics mediced and engis rpged and repaired as they should

copper vapor
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the ppl in the bf6 beta seemed to know what they were doing

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except the recons of course

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sitting at the edge of the map 3km away, missing all their shots

timid hollow
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I hope they turn the scope Flash down to a bf4 level

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I mean its nice to evade snipers, but it kinda just annoys me with how ugly it is

opal star
timid hollow
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I mean i cant either, but one shot to Set in should be enough, not 20

opal star
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Black ops 7 is going to be wild!

leaden pilot
slim magnet
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what is this post

leaden pilot
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what do you mean rangefinding

timber oxide
copper vapor
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funny enough the recon sniper rifles have an attachment that lets you do the rangefinding automatically

copper vapor
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in fact I prefer playing medic because I know I'm one of the few medics who actually medic

timber oxide
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I mediced a lot too because SOMEONE has to medic

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I was revived more often by squad mates than nearby medics

copper vapor
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true

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there was one occasion where I got teabagged by a friendly medic in BF2042 and then he just waltzed away

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I even reported the motherfucker to EA but of course, nothing happened

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apparently they only care about toxicity when you're misgendering people in chat or something

opal star
leaden pilot
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yea :)

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those little numbers are there for decorations

opal star
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🤢

leaden pilot
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its not like the scope is built to gauge distances in the 100 or 150 meter marks

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nooooo

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that’d be silly

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you’re silly

copper vapor
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he's silly, I'm chilly

leaden pilot
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and its not like some scopes have a built in rangefinder to help asses the enemy’s distance so you can hit your target accurately whaaaaaat that’s silly

leaden pilot
leaden pilot
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which is why I shall now take a shower

copper vapor
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I don't exactly know how to read this part but oh well

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not like I'd ever use it clueless

timber oxide
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You guys use scopes?

leaden pilot
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that means 1,7m

copper vapor
leaden pilot
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the average height of a human being

opal star
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Mark 4HD's have some of the best reticles out there.

leaden pilot
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and all you gotta do is fit the humie you wanna shoot with the slope

opal star
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Leupold is light and has good reticles that's about it.

leaden pilot
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if the humie fits the slope with the 2 on top = 200 meter
4 on top = 400 meter

opal star
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Schmidt and bender's are just plain ugly expensive.

leaden pilot
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and so on

sour rivet
leaden pilot
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zoop

sour rivet
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i used chilly twice but my ass aint awake enough to go full rhyme

opal star
leaden pilot
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sounds about right

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oh also I saw a thermal footage of a guy protecting his sheep from a coyote

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or was it wolf

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idk one of the popular furry species

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either way the sheep tried to fight it but at the end just

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stood still? posed? for the guy so he can take a clean shot at the predator

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cool as hell, wished I saved it

leaden pilot
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Hot water or bust

sour rivet
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i already showered

leaden pilot
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AGAIN

sour rivet
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NO

leaden pilot
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:(

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i wish i have a bathtub

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it’d be more economical tbh

opal star
leaden pilot
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i thought the groupings were tight until i see its from 700 yards fml

opal star
leaden pilot
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unfortunately I only have a yard… a yard big

opal star
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Can shoot half MOA at 100 yards, but 1 MOA or more at 300 yards or beyond. So yeah, it’s pretty much pointless except for zeroing.

opal star
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Almost a good group but pulled juan.

leaden pilot
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sneezed

opal star
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7000 yrd grouping soon...

oblique belfry
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love me some........ice cream sandwich clueless

proven tundra
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Same

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Just had one

oblique belfry
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mine was caramel and chocolate

proven tundra
# opal star

How wide across is the target? That's pretty good for almost 1km

proven tundra
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I just had a normal one

oblique belfry
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i want to post what it is but it has....a peculiar name dread

proven tundra
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Lmao what

oblique belfry
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lemme say that its 1 letter off dread

proven tundra
dire acorn
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How is tarkov now? I wanted to play it or an extraction shooter like it pepefridge

timid hollow
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you mean the n one

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with o instead of i

oblique belfry
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yes

timid hollow
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yeah those are good

proven tundra
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Amazing

oblique belfry
copper vapor
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BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

timid hollow
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even as a child i always wondered how they could use that name

oblique belfry
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its so delicious though omegakekw

proven tundra
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Id put that in my mouth

copper vapor
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I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR

frail leafBOT
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💱 50 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr: is equal to 1.21 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

left mantle
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Fellas

oblique belfry
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its 1.20 bucks

left mantle
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Concrete mixer acquired

dire acorn
copper vapor
copper vapor
copper vapor
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also if you want a "tarkov-lite" there's Arena Breakout Infinite which released a couple days ago on steam
it's a f2p chinese clone of tarkov, so... idk kek1

dire acorn
proven tundra
cunning bronze
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The main menu and the mod config menu loads

opal star
cunning bronze
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so far so good

dire acorn
slim magnet
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november 15

proven tundra
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Ive never shot at anything farther than around 150m tbh

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And poorly at that

opal star
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1400 yard elk slayer lol, not an uncommon shot once you really start getting into it.

proven tundra
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Dang

opal star
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I've had 8 year olds shoot thousand yarders right on.

dire acorn
proven tundra
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It has been around 3 decades since I shot

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8 year olds would definitely beat me

slim magnet
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i wouldn't buy it again just for the steam achievements

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like i love the game

copper vapor
slim magnet
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but i wouldn't buy it again

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when there's no talk about it running on different servers

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or adding one that's closer to me

opal star
leaden pilot
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LONG LIVE THE COALITION

dire acorn
leaden pilot
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o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7

copper vapor
slim magnet
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i did buy killer instinct again when it came out on steam because they did say they were going to run on the steam servers

leaden pilot
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Barotrauma

slim magnet
copper vapor
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barotrauma has factions?

slim magnet
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closest server is in brazil

copper vapor
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and it's a pooper one at that

dire acorn
slim magnet
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lowest ms i have is 90

slim magnet
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chile does have one of the fastest internet speeds in the entire fucking world so it's not that it's my sixth worlder internet at play

proven tundra
dire acorn
opal star
slim magnet
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not only the server thing but stability and shit

dire acorn
slim magnet
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i'd rebuy if the game is actually more stable

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and there isn't a gamble on wether or not you can even load into the fucking match

left mantle
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Man I didn't really play KI, but damn that OST

leaden pilot
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four

opal star
copper vapor
leaden pilot
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Coalition, Rebellion, The Cult™, and of course

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the fuckin clowns

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literal clowns

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cause being housed deep under the sea of europa does things to you

slim magnet
opal star
leaden pilot
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YO

slim magnet
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top 3 are like all at the same level tho

leaden pilot
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I FOUND FENT ON THIS STATION'S GARBAGE BIN

dire acorn
leaden pilot
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WOOO

slim magnet
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i can't put soku or melty above ki

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and i can't put ki above soku or melty

leaden pilot
copper vapor
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there's an easier way to convince prime to play barotrauma

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give me a moment.

opal star
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That's a brother moon, lmao.

leaden pilot
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dw

copper vapor
leaden pilot
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there's things even scarier :)

leaden pilot
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you can have a 1911 colt

opal star
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Bought.

copper vapor
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See?

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That's how you sell a game to someone

left mantle
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Good game.
Goofy mods.
Sold.
Profit.

slim magnet
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imagine if they added a 1911 or a browning hp to hunt

left mantle
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A little early on it but it'd be funny

copper vapor
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or does it have any semiautos

leaden pilot
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OH SHIT

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YO

copper vapor
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haven't kept up with hunt updates

leaden pilot
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MORPHINE, FENT AND OPIUM

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THIS STATION'S GARBAGE BIN HAS IT ALL

opal star
leaden pilot
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GOD BLESS THE COALITION

opal star
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Forgot the name.

opal star
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LOL.

left mantle
copper vapor
leaden pilot
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god bless

slim magnet
slim magnet
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like the c96 being ingame since it was set in ~1892

copper vapor
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sometimes you just gotta break the status quo

sour rivet
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WHO THE FUCK

copper vapor
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wait hunt has the broomhandle mauser?

slim magnet
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or the huot conversion for the ross rifle being ingame since the vanilla release (applied to the mosin)

sour rivet
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DARES POST BAROTRAUMA

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WITHOUT

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ME

opal star
leaden pilot
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okay

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if you want to play Sunless

slim magnet
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or kinda recently the howell conversion for the lee enfield being in the game too (applied to a vetterli carbine)

left mantle
leaden pilot
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I HIGHLY recommend this instead

opal star
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Looks like darkwood but on the ocean.

leaden pilot
slim magnet
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same for the howell

leaden pilot
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you get to pilot a train

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in the sky

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:)

leaden pilot
sour rivet
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average tuesday in london

leaden pilot
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THEMANMADESUNTHEMANMADESUNTHEMANMADESUNTHEMANMADESUNTHEMANMADESUN

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appreciate cider :)

slim magnet
oblique belfry
slim magnet
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it's one of the intentionally broken weapons because it's a auto loader pistol

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in a game where 90rpm is fast as fuck

opal star
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Russian Nagant 7shot 7.2x38r hidden in the stash.

leaden pilot
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its a nice dad game

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very slow burn

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very british

opal star
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Perfect.

oblique belfry
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all this fucking time

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there was a way to skip slowmo of stunt jumps....

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kill me

timid hollow
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no way

slim magnet
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cancelling vigilante to skip the slowmo

timid hollow
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doge 100% watch dogs

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do what i couldnt

oblique belfry
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i just had to pull my gun mid air kekfacepalm

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it cancels the slowmo

timid hollow
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watch dogs has real good side stuff

oblique belfry
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watch dogs 1 is absolutecinema

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chicago is just awesome

opal star
# timid hollow watch dogs has real good side stuff

Watch Dogs (stylized as WATCH_DOGS) is an open world action-adventure video game developed by Ubisoft Montreal and published by Ubisoft. It was released on 27 May 2014 for Microsoft Windows, the PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4, Xbox 360 and Xbox One, with a Wii U version planned for release in the fourth quarter of 2014. Set within a fictionalized ...

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guys i can gladly say that collectibles inside los santos is done caught caught caught

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now time to roam around the entire map yeshoney

sour rivet
oblique belfry
copper vapor
# oblique belfry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAzNQKbncxA

ASSISTA EM HD

UPDATE: Versão FULL de STAND MONSTRO + ACAPELLA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwEEP3pfmH8

Numa cela japonesa está Leonardo Schulz (LeLeo) de 17 anos: baderneiro, briguento, stronda... e possuído por uma força além de seu controle! Ao redor do mundo, espíritos malignos estão despertando: "Monstros", criaturas invisíveis...

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copper vapor
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someone made this crap with clips of some 'famous' gymbro from here

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it's a perfect edit omegakekw

oblique belfry
copper vapor
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guy doing cartman's voice looked like he was having a painful experience of it

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PEOPLE SHOUTING 'HOWDY NEIGHBOR'

opal star
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Looks like trey parker too, lol.

oblique belfry
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dun dun

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back to letters

copper vapor
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oh wait it's spouting, not shouting

sour rivet
opal star
copper vapor
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kenny you devil, you

opal star
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Clyde, craig, kenny. Great characters.

oblique belfry
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kenny's mysterion arc my beloved

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actually canonizes the reason why he cant die

slim magnet
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WENA WENA MYSTERION

oblique belfry
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「It’s Going Down Now」from Persona 3 Reload - OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO

2024年発売のゲーム『#ペルソナ3リロード』から世界で大ヒットした曲「It’s Going Down Now」のボーカリストが出演する公式MVが登場。

〈MV Credits〉
ボーカリスト: Azumi Takahashi / Lotus Juice
ギタリスト:小...

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official atlus ost channel btw

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1 day ago

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OH SHIT

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NEW GLITCH SERIES

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@sour rivet WAKE UP

sour rivet
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WAAAAH

oblique belfry
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NEW SERIES

slim magnet
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the other day i grabbed some nonverse (knockoff converses) at a supermarket for like 3 dollars

oblique belfry
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GLITCH PUBLISHED

slim magnet
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they're exactly my size

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and the quality is insane

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for the price i paid

copper vapor
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I should play fnf

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actually

slim magnet
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the literal only thing i didn't quite like about them is that they aren't black

copper vapor
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we got fnf players in chat? kek1

slim magnet
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and converses must be either black or white

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these are navy blue

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navy blue is still workable but i don't have that many outfits that can match that color

sour rivet
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I am summoned

slim magnet
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a drawing of mine got reposted in a girls frontline thread

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it was quite a jumpscare at first

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but then it made me feel fuzzy inside

copper vapor
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(and mobile kek1 )

sour rivet
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and of course all the mods on gamebanana

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which most likely have their own exe unless said otherwise

flat violet
flat violet
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Wait actually? I thought he was talking about something else

sour rivet
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also falco you didnt answer my question earlier today madge1

sour rivet
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wah you were speakin when i asked it

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are you enjoying halo

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:)

flat violet
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I missed it, if you want an answer you have to ping me

sour rivet
copper vapor
sour rivet
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you could say im somewhat of a fnf player

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*15gb wtf sus *

copper vapor
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nice lol

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"friday-night-dustin"

oblique belfry
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why is fnf 15 gb

sour rivet
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all the mods i have

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thas why

flat violet
# sour rivet are you enjoying halo

I mean it's aight but I honestly don't see and get the "NOOO INCREDIBLE GAME OF MY WHOLE LIFE YOU WOULDN'T GET IT BEST SHOOTER EVER KILL ME NOW!!!"

Halo 1 was almost shit 90% of the game, the last part of the game was somewhat fun and I mean the Flood part because the shotgun is fucking OP and the whole section when you have to escape with the car is goated: 7/10

Halo 2 is day and night, you can see they learned from their mistakes, it's an evolution, the dual welding is an incredible mechanic, you finally use more vehicles, the game starts great and then it goes down, the story is a little bit meh but it's fine: 8/10

Now I've started Halo 3 few hours ago, I can already tell the enemies aren't bullet sponges anymore, at least for now, this is already a great thing

sour rivet
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2 had some stuff cut
along with 3

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average game dev experience

flat violet
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Also forgot to mention the vehicles in Halo 2

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That bumps the vote to 8/10

obsidian sun
sour rivet
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i like ce

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but im only replaying it if im trying to play the entire MCC with someone

obsidian sun
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i did too but it's not the perfect halo game that people say it is

slim magnet
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i never liked halo

obsidian sun
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i loved the mcc

slim magnet
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ce wasn't even remarkable for me

obsidian sun
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so far 3 and reach are still goated

flat violet
obsidian sun
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indeed

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the flood reveal was cool

noble basin
obsidian sun
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but then you go the library and i wanted to hang myself

marsh cargo
green granite
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So the new CSGO skin collection Valve just said fuck crate opening with 2 dollar key

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So they decided to sell you the skin directly?

obsidian sun
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it suffers from same room same corridor syndrome of early 2000 games

sour rivet
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you also play some of the levels backwards near the end

slim magnet
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than shadow of the colossus?

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insane

obsidian sun
oblique belfry
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just rewatched gow ragnarok again

obsidian sun
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fuck this game

marsh cargo
flat violet
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The only good part is the Flood and the shotgun, it doesn't make sense but it's true

oblique belfry
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bear mccreary you fucking menace

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holy shit

obsidian sun
flat violet
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Seriously

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In Halo 2 it fucking sucks

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The best guns are the aliens ones

copper vapor
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best shotgun is still the Doom 1 shotgun

flat violet
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Yeah the pistol was incredible

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Best gun

oblique belfry
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poor fellas

obsidian sun
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ce and odst have the best pistols

obsidian sun
flat violet
oblique belfry
flat violet
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It's so fucking obvious

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People want that shit

oblique belfry
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this is on 20th anniversary video ohno

obsidian sun
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lmao

oblique belfry
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Join us in celebrating God of War’s 20th anniversary by looking back at the incredible journey
Kratos has taken throughout the last two decades.

On behalf of everyone at Santa Monica Studio, we’d like to thank all of the fans who have
supported us over the years. You are the ones who have made it possible for God of War to
reach this milest...

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obsidian sun
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at least bring them to pc come on

flat violet
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How can they even NOT know that people want to play the old shit

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It's incredible

oblique belfry
flat violet
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We only have remasters and remakes

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It's already on a fucking plate

obsidian sun
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it's not lmao

flat violet
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Just do it

oblique belfry
slim magnet
obsidian sun
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i only played ac 1 like 70 times
and ac 2 once on my cousins

oblique belfry
slim magnet
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the doom 1 shotgun eh at best

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especially considering how underwhelming it was

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in terms of power

obsidian sun
flat violet
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I would pay for those games on PC day 1 (I won't actually do it on day 1 but you get what I'm saying)

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And they don't do it

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Easiest money ever

oblique belfry
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except hud is egypt styled now

obsidian sun
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just do it slow like 2018 and it should be good

oblique belfry
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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THE BEAST VIDEOS ARE STARTING TO SHOW

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SPOILER TERRITORY

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NOOO

obsidian sun
oblique belfry
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NOOOOO

slim magnet
flat violet
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Fucking Sony 5 minutes of the old games, surely the ending will be about a remaster

flat violet
obsidian sun
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guys they are bundling them with the bloodborne one trust

sour rivet
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its about persistence

gloomy salmon
flat violet
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And the old games are still better btw

obsidian sun
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i believe that dogshit websites are behind this
they pay sony to never release them so they can make "rumors of bloodborne remake" articles

obsidian sun
turbid shuttle
flat violet
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it is different
i was going to it with the same attitude
i was surprised by how well it's written

slim magnet
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people give ascension an unreasonable amount of shit for how good the game was

obsidian sun
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they respected the stories of the ogs and it's not a remake

flat violet
obsidian sun
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Funny Twitter post with a sus otter eating an abalone 😂 Caption says: "Why y’all laughing at an otter eating abalone? I don’t get it. Please explain!" x Shocked Sackboy turning around meme

Song: Amerie - 1 Thing (is this one thing that got me tripping)

#memes #meme #zdak #sus #otter #holdup #sackboy #funny #funnymemes #shorts #fyp

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slim magnet
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it's well written

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but it's a boring game

copper vapor
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Bayek > Kratos

obsidian sun
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i found it fun

obsidian sun
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i liked bayek too but not that much

copper vapor
obsidian sun
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he is too generic good guy to beat angry man too angry to die

copper vapor
flat violet
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If you compare the shit Kratos does in the old games and the shit he does in the new ones, you would think "he will do even more bat crazy shit, they have the technology"

And yet

obsidian sun
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not that much

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the only angry i saw him was the intro and that side quest

slim magnet
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i'd much rather plume of prometheus through the entirety of the original anthology than deal with the one move per minute """""""action""""""""" 2018 delivers just to get "mature kratos"

obsidian sun
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"everything is personal" 🗣️

copper vapor
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"too generic"

obsidian sun
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don't cut the full sentence

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too generic good guy

flat violet
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Momopate is dropping so much real I can't keep up

copper vapor
obsidian sun
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they killed his son wym lmao

copper vapor
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he killed his son

obsidian sun
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im talking over the whole game

copper vapor
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because he flew into a rage

obsidian sun
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we both know that ain't true

sour rivet
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I mean the knife was in his hand

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It was accidental

copper vapor
obsidian sun
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you accidentally killed yourselves when i showed up

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retards

sour rivet
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Aw shuckaroonies

flat violet
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Wait, are you guys saying that Origins is good

sour rivet
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I am

flat violet
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This is a weird timeline

copper vapor
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origins is good

obsidian sun
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it is alright

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like a 6.5-7/10

copper vapor
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that's... well within the realm of "good"

obsidian sun
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yea i never said it's bad

slim magnet
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it's crazy that they turned assassin's creed from a stealth game to a beat em up

copper vapor
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above that is "great" and "excellent" and "peam"

obsidian sun
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it has a lot of things i didn't like tho
-fucking enemies with levels ( hidden blade doesn't one shot enemies slightly higher level then you)
-weapons with stats and rarities
-insane upgrade costs
-mid side quest spam
-ending was dogwater poopoo
-shit locked behind online / constant reminder of the fucking shop

copper vapor
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let's not forget the weirdest crossover in history

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final fantasy xv

obsidian sun
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what keksad

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hold on i missed this one lmao

sour rivet
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mfw i see ardyn in ancient egypt

copper vapor
# obsidian sun what <:keksad:995320997425205268>

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green granite
obsidian sun
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still mad about the ending
lowkey cucked me from finishing the dlcs

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left a sour taste

flat violet
copper vapor
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only good thing about this collab is the chocobo mount

flat violet
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One day I'll try Unity

obsidian sun
copper vapor
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I think I played the dlcs

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at least.. I fought the raid bosses

sour rivet
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i did everything BUT the 2nd dlc

copper vapor
obsidian sun
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i remember finding my first group of overleveled enemies
I thought i could stealth and kill them
but then i walked up to a guy and an "assassination" did like 1/4 of his hp

obsidian sun
copper vapor
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ah yeah curse of the pharaohs. I played that.

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hidden ones... maybe? probably? don't remember lol

obsidian sun
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hidden ones is the 1st one

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curse is 2nd

flat violet
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Assassin's Creed is a good franchise

copper vapor
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@obsidian sun complaints about origins are on point

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the rpg levels, gear with rarity

flat violet
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Basically what you don't expect in a fucking AC game

copper vapor
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this crap started earlier (leveled enemies are in unity and syndicate)

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yea it's bloat.

obsidian sun
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also stealth didn't feel that good

copper vapor
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serves no purpose for the design of an AC game

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AC was perfect

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they decided to ruin it by adding rpg elements

obsidian sun
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i wouldn't say perfect but yeah rpg elements were a wild choice

wintry willow
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they tried to make the witcher

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assassins creed is not the witcher

sour rivet
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and boy

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that cow is at deaths door

obsidian sun
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i think i stopped giving a fuck when valhalla was announced lmao

copper vapor
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it's too bad mirage didn't do well because it was their attempt to pull AC back closer to its original design

obsidian sun
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i saw the trailer
then the hidden blade showed up and i let out a sigh

copper vapor
sour rivet
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its large

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but empty

wintry willow
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"Assassins creed was" is about the most complete summary i can give of the franchise

sour rivet
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i still dont know what to make of shadows

obsidian sun
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where is that article talking about them having difficulty making odyssey cause of parkour omegakekw

copper vapor
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I wanna play odyssey only because of the memes and because I wanna see an oiled up Kassandra jokerge2

sour rivet
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i havent seen anything of it since last sam streamed it

obsidian sun
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i don't think kassandra is that hot

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as prime gooner i gave my take

forest acorn
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modern day segments

wintry willow
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i played odyssey. just to give modern assassins creed one last chance

wintry willow
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i will never go back to it again

obsidian sun
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the haircut doesn't do it for me

sour rivet
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powered by isu

flat violet
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And where the hell is Desmond btw

forest acorn
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they full on transitioned away from the cool sideplot of using the anima or whatever to figure out IRL shit by looking at the past in person

forest acorn
sour rivet
flat violet
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The whole game existed because he was in it

flat violet
#

WTF

wintry willow
copper vapor
flat violet
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Completely forgot ahahaha

wintry willow
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he was harvested by abstergo

forest acorn
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wasnt there some lady too they killed off

sour rivet
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it was a stupid death

wintry willow
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thats 4 and rogue

sour rivet
marsh cargo
# obsidian sun it has a lot of things i didn't like tho -fucking enemies with levels ( hidden b...

We got NEW Assassin's Creed Black Flag REMAKE information.

- The remake removes the modern day and replaces them with more content in Edward’s pirate era (a few extra hours compared to the original).

- Gameplay will shift closer to the RPG-style of newer AC games:
- Loot and gear stats for Edward
- Inventory systems
- Combat leaning toward the RPG style rather than the choreographed combat of the original

- No loading screens when moving between ship and land

- Map is not bigger, but islands will be filled with more activities and side content.

- Expected to include cut content from the original, like parts of Mary Read’s storyline that were dropped in 2013.

- It’s not on the same “big budget remake” level as Resident Evil 2 or Silent Hill 2, but more of a faithful reimagining with updates.

- Uses Ubisoft’s new Anvil Pipeline engine (same as AC Shadows).

- Release window: currently targeted for early 2026 (likely March), though some sources…

obsidian sun
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lowkey when you go out the animus in origins jumpscared me
i totally forgot about that lmao

forest acorn
sour rivet
copper vapor
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ayo

copper vapor
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Spawn re-release in 4k

left mantle
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Ew.

flat violet
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  • Gameplay will shift closer to the RPG-style of newer AC games:
  • Loot and gear stats for Edward

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

wintry willow
forest acorn
wintry willow
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let AC die its final death

obsidian sun
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no way the new games are selling that well

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i hope gamers get killed

marsh cargo
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they kinda are

wintry willow
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ac shadows had a million players

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key word

marsh cargo
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odyssey sold pretty well

wintry willow
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players

forest acorn
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kill me now

obsidian sun
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i hope this remake fails hard

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please god make it happen

marsh cargo
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from the newer AC games
only ragnarok did poor

obsidian sun
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we were so close with shadows
then chuds did a free marketing campaign for it

forest acorn
flat violet
forest acorn
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you realize that uhhh

obsidian sun
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ik

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im just hoping

forest acorn
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if it fails theyll just act like it was the game being a remake's fault and not their decisions

marsh cargo
sour rivet
green granite
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More of reimagined?

marsh cargo
flat violet
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Oh right

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Forgot about this one

obsidian sun
flat violet
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  • Combat leaning toward the RPG style rather than the choreographed combat of the original

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

forest acorn
sour rivet
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THEY WERE COOL

left mantle
wintry willow
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the entire meme behind the assassins was that they were invincible in combat

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its a power fantasy ffs

forest acorn
copper vapor
obsidian sun
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"dress up altair in new epic outfits that don't fit in the ~~gambling ~~helix shop"

flat violet
# green granite More of reimagined?

Yes

  • It’s not on the same “big budget remake” level as Resident Evil 2 or Silent Hill 2, but more of a faithful reimagining with updates.
wintry willow
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put cat ears on edwards hood

forest acorn
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tru

sour rivet
left mantle
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Y'know what this sounds like?

forest acorn
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put birb in the game

sour rivet
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hhhhhhhh

left mantle
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"Our AAAA sailing game failed so we're gonna try again!"

forest acorn
copper vapor
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this is like phase 5

sour rivet
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almost 10 hours in this session

wintry willow
sour rivet
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no crash

obsidian sun
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they should do an ac4 and skull and bones collab
that would be epic

sour rivet
left mantle
sour rivet
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they did it with potc and that was a great questline

obsidian sun
forest acorn
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you know what WOULD be kinda goated though

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splinter cell remake

obsidian sun
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no please

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let sam rest

wintry willow
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two scoops from canada government

obsidian sun
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they announced a dog ass netflix show

forest acorn
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its too linear for them to fuck up the gameplay from the original games

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they cant shove in mtx or rpg elements

sour rivet
forest acorn
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maybe pre order camos or something

wintry willow
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the only thing ubisoft could ever put on my radar would be a silent hunter game

obsidian sun
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watch them butcher my boy sam and retards gonna defend the dogshit series cause they never played the game

forest acorn
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uplay is so ass

obsidian sun
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they are not

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i played them last year

sour rivet
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i cant get chaos theory to work well on my pc

obsidian sun
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hold up insanely well i was surprised

forest acorn
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ive tried to play conviction like 16 times and it wont run

obsidian sun
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pirate them
fuck ubitards the games run well

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steam version of double agent is actual malware hot poopoo

sour rivet
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play xbox og version of double agent

obsidian sun
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no fuck you

sour rivet
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aw

forest acorn
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splinter cell is like Thief but modern when you think about it

obsidian sun
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im gonna bomb ubisoft and steal the source code

obsidian sun
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not really

sour rivet
forest acorn
obsidian sun
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2014*

forest acorn
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2014*

sour rivet
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4102*

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gloomwood fed my need for thief

obsidian sun
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stealth bros it's joever

forest acorn
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apparently its not as bad as people were saying but like

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idk...

obsidian sun
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it was bad

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it's boring

forest acorn
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i aint playing stealth games

sour rivet
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everything else

forest acorn
sour rivet
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uh

forest acorn
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creep in a corner for 20 minutes to blackjack a dog or guard

obsidian sun
obsidian sun
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use ropes and shits
different entrances

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it's like playing dishonored but blindfolded

obsidian sun
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dishonored is probably closest to a 10/10 game for me

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i can barely come up with bad stuff about it

forest acorn
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dishonored 2

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peam

copper vapor
forest acorn
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so sad arkane got murdered after having to rush out a shitty vampire game

copper vapor
obsidian sun
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not the that arkane

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that's the prey arkane that got axed

copper vapor
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ya isn't the blade game being made by arkane?

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probably being made on the bones of redfall, too

forest acorn
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prey is so good

copper vapor
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prey was great

forest acorn
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i wouldnt say the ending is a cliffhanger BUT

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it sets up a really good sequel

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that we'll probably never get

sour rivet
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love prey

obsidian sun
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arkane are unlucky with shitty games getting more limelight than actual good ones

forest acorn
obsidian sun
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i need prey 2 the actual one

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the og fps one

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that bethesda cucked us from

forest acorn
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I need prey 2 modern where they have you ending the takeover of the uhh

copper vapor
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This is the only ubisoft game I care about atm

forest acorn
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mimics or whatnot

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@obsidian sun wait you know what would be so good

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arx fatalis remake

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remaster?

obsidian sun
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real

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love the atomsphere in that game

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but it's so jank

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they also made dark messiah

sour rivet
forest acorn
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oblivion remaster style where its the same game at its core but the graphics arent dirt

forest acorn
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old gameplay?

sour rivet
obsidian sun
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also rip that one half life crossover

sour rivet
obsidian sun
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not a crossover but an offspin made by arkane

copper vapor
sour rivet
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someone leaked it on some fourm

sour rivet
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he simply posted them

forest acorn
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it couldve been so cool

obsidian sun
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even the new prey lead dev or whatever was surprised when he learned the name of the game

forest acorn
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arkane really gets shafted by poor higher up decisions

obsidian sun
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iirc it wasn't gonna be called prey

wintry willow
sour rivet
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cat

obsidian sun
forest acorn
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those are 2 cats

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one was turned into a pile of ash

obsidian sun
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he had that one disease where you have 2 skins

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you can be the ultimate racist

sour rivet
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they KILLED the last one

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look at its eyes

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no soul behind them

slim magnet
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there is a cat, seemingly new in the neighborhood as i hadn't seen it before, that's in heat

copper vapor
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litter incoming

slim magnet
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and my cat (a female) went insane over him

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she went out very early today and then a storm broke out

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and she's not back yet

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yesterday she did the same

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raining like crazy but she was out

copper vapor
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is she neutered kek1

slim magnet
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no

copper vapor
sour rivet
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oh dear

forest acorn
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why would you not neuter your cat 😭

slim magnet
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and the other dude was walking like nothing under the worst storm in months

slim magnet
sour rivet
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more on the lines of

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do you want kittens?

slim magnet
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we can keep them and otherwise it's custom to give out kittens once they're independent enough

forest acorn
slim magnet
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because she has the right to be a mother

copper vapor
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anyways

copper vapor
slim magnet
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and that it's far more likely to develop cancer if she doesn't

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of course

copper vapor
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had to rescue a kitten living in the sewer these days

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because some asshole dumped her there

sour rivet
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i miss my kbityssadge

forest acorn
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ehh idk

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i think its irresponsible not to neuter ur cat

slim magnet
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to an extent

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yeah

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i agree

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like letting them loose and do whatever the fuck?

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totally

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that's irresponsible as all hell

forest acorn
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as long as u keep an eye on the thing and have trustworthy people to give the litter to shrug

slim magnet
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but not letting them have kids just because?

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nah

sour rivet
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i have no idea where you got the "spaying/neutering your cat increases chances of cancer" tho

copper vapor
forest acorn
slim magnet
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yeah it's the opposite

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of course

copper vapor
slim magnet
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it doesn't have an uterus anymore

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it can't get uterine cancer

forest acorn
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same with the balls

slim magnet
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that's like a fucking given

copper vapor
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wait

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the way you worded that

slim magnet
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but i've seen it happen with non neutered pets that didn't ever give birth

copper vapor
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as a segue to "she has a right to be a mother"

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made it sound like female cats are more prone to cancer if they never have kids

forest acorn
slim magnet
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it's broscience

forest acorn
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i dont think female ones are gonna mark everywhere and go insane trying to get outside

slim magnet
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but i still wouldn't just neuter a pet just because

copper vapor
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dam
and here I thought momo was being serious

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never thought I'd have to slap back with the "now that's a statement"

slim magnet
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losing a pet to cancer kinda is serious

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idk what to tell you

restive bear
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Yoooo did I just get the rarest item from the baro box 9839megaflushed

copper vapor
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cancer can happen for any reason. or even for no reason. your 'broscience' is just misinfo lol

restive bear
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The signa is said to be the rarest one

slim magnet
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okay then fuck me i guess

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i'm still not neutering just because

copper vapor
restive bear
slim magnet
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that's just insane

copper vapor
# slim magnet that's just insane

well. look at it this way - your cat is putting herself at risk going out in heavy rain to get her cheeks clapped

just sayin' this kinda risk could be avoided

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but I don't pay your bills

slim magnet
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an unfortunate set of coincidences

copper vapor
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if you're more concerned about her "right to be a mother" then she'll just have to take the risk on her own kek1

forest acorn
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@sour rivet

copper vapor
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black bg the shitty graphics the crunchy texture

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perfect for a creepypasta

restive bear
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Where did this weird cat came from anyway I seen it in some memes

chrome ginkgo
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I mean part of the reason you spay cats is cause the heat cycle is incredibly hard on their bodies

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If they don't get to reproduce it is straight up bad for their health

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Not as bad as say ferrets where if they go into heat and don't get pregnant they just fucking die

sour rivet
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Animals are weird

oblique belfry
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top of the city is done letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo

opal star
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Big old snake, gods and whatnot.

copper vapor
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just remember: if you think God hates you, think again: you're not a kiwi bird

oblique belfry
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driving it is yeshoney

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w a i t a f u c k i n g m i n u t e

sour rivet
#

Oh?

oblique belfry
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if this works im killin myself

sour rivet
#

Where mouth

cunning bronze
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@marsh cargo torann is ready

opal star
#

They float while the inhabitants of the ocean violate it's inners.

oblique belfry
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OH MY FUCKING GOD IM ACTUALLY GONNA JUMP OFF

opal star
oblique belfry
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CAB WORKS ON RANDOM ASS FIELDS ?

sour rivet
sour rivet
oblique belfry
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wasted 3 hours

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trying to get 30 collectibles

copper vapor
#

oh shit

cunning bronze
#

Damn Torann is about to conquer the world

opal star
#

What is it, dragons dogma 2?

copper vapor
#

Final Fantasy XVI

slim magnet
#

how do people even fall for this man it's a fucking screenshot

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how does the scam work

copper vapor
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and it's RIPPED look at those huge shoulders and arms

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BEEFY

slim magnet
#

what is going on

opal star
#

Damn. That's a big fuck.

wild vortex
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its the same as someone calling you saying you won a prize but you need to pay a transfer fee

slim magnet
#

it's a photo of a screen

wild vortex
slim magnet
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oh right yeah i just saw that

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thanks for pointing it out fellow internetizen!

wild vortex
copper vapor