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Unless chrome or other browsers have done the same thing with tabs.
Ah no i have a Opera plugin that lets me play Picture in Picture and does it automatically when i tab out
Gotta keep an eye out tmrw
Firefox recently rolled an update for it, kind of neat.
Yeah its pretty handy, i dont have a second screen so i use that to watch stuff while playing/being in Discord
Is this how you fish irl?
https://youtu.be/HodtoqYJqsE?si=ZlTrtlyiCltfaNi6 @green granite
thank you to everyone who watched. im gonna post every Thursday, subscribe to see our journey to the horsepower rodeos 🤠 #burnout #carenthusiast #sema
wrong video
we roll with it
Uh
Fishing with a V8 diesel turbo engine is insane
who up gruntin they worm

bro is firing shit worse than blanks
cute cirbo,
here's a kaguya
https://x.com/WalpurgisNother/status/1969096823785627831
Ok. I'll pack up and come over.
Oops. Oh well. Going fishing.

anyway its time now
la creatura
cretur
BIRD UP
burn it
NO IM DOWN
doge
👂
how much have you seen of the beast since its release yesterday
mostly none
STAND DOWN, MOTHERFUCKER
damng
OR STAND UP
PULL THAT CHAIR OUT OF YOUR ASS AND SIT
OR SIT DOWN ON THAT CHAIR AND STAND
FUCK
why ?
wanted to know if it was peam
he offlin
GOD DAMN I'M FUCKING MAD
rip
While waiting for Like a Dragon Gaiden to come out, I decided to try this mod out for Yakuza Kiwami 2. I didn't think I was going to laugh this hard while playing a mod for this game, but damn this is got to be my favourite mod for this game. There's a lot of epic stuff in this also.
I'm not the best at giving reviews but here's my score
10/10 G...
coulda sworn you were sending review screenies of it
but all the ones im seein are quite positive
oh those

those were just steam reviews
speaking of
lemme check the count again

hmmm
DAMN
I didn't know getting a parry with Odin's sword gave you a free counter
that did so much fuckin damage
Bf4 is so much fun when you have good engineers
I hope CoD people will play their role in bf6, beta seemed promising
Medics mediced and engis rpged and repaired as they should
the ppl in the bf6 beta seemed to know what they were doing
except the recons of course
sitting at the edge of the map 3km away, missing all their shots
I hope they turn the scope Flash down to a bf4 level
I mean its nice to evade snipers, but it kinda just annoys me with how ugly it is
Now now, we can't expect gamers to read a reticle.
I mean i cant either, but one shot to Set in should be enough, not 20
Black ops 7 is going to be wild!
all you need to do is aim the center at the enemy duh
should you expect gamers to be able to interpret mil dots
what is this post
what do you mean rangefinding
Medics mediced? I think we played two different games then
funny enough the recon sniper rifles have an attachment that lets you do the rangefinding automatically
I mediced a lot when I was a medic
in fact I prefer playing medic because I know I'm one of the few medics who actually medic
I mediced a lot too because SOMEONE has to medic
I was revived more often by squad mates than nearby medics
true
there was one occasion where I got teabagged by a friendly medic in BF2042 and then he just waltzed away
I even reported the motherfucker to EA but of course, nothing happened
apparently they only care about toxicity when you're misgendering people in chat or something
What with this?
🤢
its not like the scope is built to gauge distances in the 100 or 150 meter marks
nooooo
that’d be silly
you’re silly
he's silly, I'm chilly
and its not like some scopes have a built in rangefinder to help asses the enemy’s distance so you can hit your target accurately whaaaaaat that’s silly
i’m smelly (i played league)
asses
which is why I shall now take a shower
You guys use scopes?
you see the silly 1,7 number at the bottom there
that means 1,7m
I use coins
Use this instead.
the average height of a human being
Mark 4HD's have some of the best reticles out there.
and all you gotta do is fit the humie you wanna shoot with the slope
Leupold is light and has good reticles that's about it.
if the humie fits the slope with the 2 on top = 200 meter
4 on top = 400 meter
Schmidt and bender's are just plain ugly expensive.
and so on
There once was a man named Billy
Who seemed to always be chilly
He worked as a clown, being silly
Until he met his end behind a chili's
isnt Mark 4HD the one where you can zoom in to a silly degree
zoop
i used chilly twice but my ass aint awake enough to go full rhyme
Highest is 8-32 iirc.
sounds about right

oh also I saw a thermal footage of a guy protecting his sheep from a coyote
or was it wolf
idk one of the popular furry species
either way the sheep tried to fight it but at the end just
stood still? posed? for the guy so he can take a clean shot at the predator
cool as hell, wished I saved it
showeeer
Hot water or bust
i already showered
AGAIN
NO
Groupings.
i thought the groupings were tight until i see its from 700 yards fml
Shooting 100yd groups is a waste of time. Go for it if you want to flex on the poors.
Any modern rifle shoots under moa at 100yds anyway.
Can shoot half MOA at 100 yards, but 1 MOA or more at 300 yards or beyond. So yeah, it’s pretty much pointless except for zeroing.
Almost a good group but pulled juan.
sneezed
love me some........ice cream sandwich 
mine was caramel and chocolate
i want to post what it is but it has....a peculiar name 
Lmao what
lemme say that its 1 letter off 


How is tarkov now? I wanted to play it or an extraction shooter like it 
yes
yeah those are good
Amazing
#💣tarkov-released
or ask iedy idk
even as a child i always wondered how they could use that name
its so delicious though 
Id put that in my mouth
I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR
💱 50 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr: is equal to 1.21 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:
Fellas
its 1.20 bucks
Concrete mixer acquired
Alr thx, i forgot that channel existed
time to mix some cumcrete
they recently announced 1.0's full release and it even got a steam page now
also if you want a "tarkov-lite" there's Arena Breakout Infinite which released a couple days ago on steam
it's a f2p chinese clone of tarkov, so... idk 
Pretty small, 6x6.
I definitely avoid that f2p mobile game shit
Fuck nice shooting
The main menu and the mod config menu loads
Sub 0.6 MOA at 1k yrds is lame.
so far so good
Any idea on the date that 1.0 might be released?
november 15
1400 yard elk slayer lol, not an uncommon shot once you really start getting into it.
Dang
I've had 8 year olds shoot thousand yarders right on.
Time to save some money
never knew it was mobile
but i wouldn't buy it again
when there's no talk about it running on different servers
or adding one that's closer to me
As impressive at shooting you can get. Bows are another level.
You from asia or something?
o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7
what this
i did buy killer instinct again when it came out on steam because they did say they were going to run on the steam servers
Barotrauma
chile
barotrauma has factions?
closest server is in brazil
and it's a pooper one at that
Arena Breakout (without the infinite) is a mobile game 
lowest ms i have is 90
and it's the same game? 
chile does have one of the fastest internet speeds in the entire fucking world so it's not that it's my sixth worlder internet at play
Bows I never enjoyed
Arms were too spindly back when I was into hunting
I'd probably do better these days
Pretty much ig, the one on pc is prettier and hopefully less p2w
Or you can become the slock master.
not only the server thing but stability and shit
Also it inject your pc with china anti virus (kernel level)
i'd rebuy if the game is actually more stable
and there isn't a gamble on wether or not you can even load into the fucking match
Man I didn't really play KI, but damn that OST
This guy is an absolute badass, IIRC he took a spear to his thigh and almost died.
what online game nowadays doesn't do that lol
Coalition, Rebellion, The Cult™, and of course
the fuckin clowns
literal clowns
cause being housed deep under the sea of europa does things to you
it's in my top 3 fgs
Oh shit? looks like a great game.
YO
top 3 are like all at the same level tho
I FOUND FENT ON THIS STATION'S GARBAGE BIN
Well im from asia and there is sv in japan or korea, so might test that out in the 2 hour refund winddow
WOOO
If you like the feeling of crushing depth and dread from running a submarine in an alien sea filled with unknowable horrors, its a great game for you :D
Perfect, hold up dead space. WTF?
That's a brother moon, lmao.
dw
@opal star Here. You can have a 1911-shaped submarine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhVcLEO_0BM
workshop link: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3169854473
#barotrauma
there's things even scarier :)
this is modded mind you but yes
you can have a 1911 colt
Bought.
Good game.
Goofy mods.
Sold.
Profit.
imagine if they added a 1911 or a browning hp to hunt

A little early on it but it'd be funny
isn't it intentionally only bolties, revolvers and bows/crossbows and such?
or does it have any semiautos
haven't kept up with hunt updates
Initially i thought it was that game that was memed about when the titanic sub imploded.
GOD BLESS THE COALITION
Forgot the name.
well
have i got a surprise for you
:)
LOL.
All I remember is that it's set pre-1900

yeah but they have done anachronistic weaponry before, explained in universe as either "prototypes" or "a custom unique design"

like the c96 being ingame since it was set in ~1892
sometimes you just gotta break the status quo
WHO THE FUCK
wait hunt has the broomhandle mauser?
or the huot conversion for the ross rifle being ingame since the vanilla release (applied to the mosin)
Oh fuck i just got recommended another gem?
ehhh
okay
if you want to play Sunless
or kinda recently the howell conversion for the lee enfield being in the game too (applied to a vetterli carbine)
4 years early I guess
I HIGHLY recommend this instead
Looks like darkwood but on the ocean.
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yeah but the huot is 20 years early
same for the howell
average tuesday in london
THEMANMADESUNTHEMANMADESUNTHEMANMADESUNTHEMANMADESUNTHEMANMADESUN
appreciate cider :)
yeah since always
BRUH
it's one of the intentionally broken weapons because it's a auto loader pistol
in a game where 90rpm is fast as fuck
Russian Nagant 7shot 7.2x38r hidden in the stash.
Looks cool.
Perfect.
all this fucking time
there was a way to skip slowmo of stunt jumps....

kill me
no way
cancelling vigilante to skip the slowmo
watch dogs has real good side stuff
i didn't even see a single video about that game

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guys i can gladly say that collectibles inside los santos is done

now time to roam around the entire map 
Stand proud doge
You are strong

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Mount chilliad.
ASSISTA EM HD
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Numa cela japonesa está Leonardo Schulz (LeLeo) de 17 anos: baderneiro, briguento, stronda... e possuído por uma força além de seu controle! Ao redor do mundo, espíritos malignos estão despertando: "Monstros", criaturas invisíveis...
wtf ? 
someone made this crap with clips of some 'famous' gymbro from here
it's a perfect edit 

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#SouthPark #lesclaypool #...
guy doing cartman's voice looked like he was having a painful experience of it
PEOPLE SHOUTING 'HOWDY NEIGHBOR'
Looks like trey parker too, lol.
oh wait it's spouting, not shouting

Yeah that's definitely him, LOL.
Clyde, craig, kenny. Great characters.
WENA WENA MYSTERION
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official atlus ost channel btw
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NEW GLITCH SERIES
@sour rivet WAKE UP
WAAAAH
NEW SERIES
the other day i grabbed some nonverse (knockoff converses) at a supermarket for like 3 dollars
GLITCH PUBLISHED
the literal only thing i didn't quite like about them is that they aren't black
we got fnf players in chat? 
and converses must be either black or white
these are navy blue
navy blue is still workable but i don't have that many outfits that can match that color
Beep bopbop
I am summoned
a drawing of mine got reposted in a girls frontline thread
it was quite a jumpscare at first
but then it made me feel fuzzy inside
and of course all the mods on gamebanana
which most likely have their own exe unless said otherwise
five nights freddy
Wait actually? I thought he was talking about something else
also falco you didnt answer my question earlier today 
Ping me in the question
I missed it, if you want an answer you have to ping me
but but thats breaking the rules!
I was talking about Friday Night Funkin 
I mean it's aight but I honestly don't see and get the "NOOO INCREDIBLE GAME OF MY WHOLE LIFE YOU WOULDN'T GET IT BEST SHOOTER EVER KILL ME NOW!!!"
Halo 1 was almost shit 90% of the game, the last part of the game was somewhat fun and I mean the Flood part because the shotgun is fucking OP and the whole section when you have to escape with the car is goated: 7/10
Halo 2 is day and night, you can see they learned from their mistakes, it's an evolution, the dual welding is an incredible mechanic, you finally use more vehicles, the game starts great and then it goes down, the story is a little bit meh but it's fine: 8/10
Now I've started Halo 3 few hours ago, I can already tell the enemies aren't bullet sponges anymore, at least for now, this is already a great thing
yeah ce didnt age all taht well
2 had some stuff cut
along with 3
average game dev experience
so fucking true bestie
the ce purists are crazy
i did too but it's not the perfect halo game that people say it is
i never liked halo
i loved the mcc
ce wasn't even remarkable for me
so far 3 and reach are still goated
The story is good for what they tell you but the gameplay is shit, there are better FPS, it's factual
same cause its lowkey a chore to play
but then you go the library and i wanted to hang myself
found it more remarkable than SoC ever tried to be tbh
So the new CSGO skin collection Valve just said fuck crate opening with 2 dollar key
So they decided to sell you the skin directly?
it suffers from same room same corridor syndrome of early 2000 games
you also play some of the levels backwards near the end
i disagree
just rewatched gow ragnarok again
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dogshit ass game
fuck this game

Like seriously 90% of the game is you going around inside some alien structures built like fucking mazes for no reason and thank fucking God you have arrows that tell you "go here", Call of Duty is fucking better and all you do is shoot
The only good part is the Flood and the shotgun, it doesn't make sense but it's true
keep in mind the shotgun is the best in the series
it's downhill from here for the shotty
best shotgun is still the Doom 1 shotgun
the pistol is also goated
poor fellas
ce and odst have the best pistols
did they announce a remaster ?
I'll never understand why they can't just do this
no
this is on 20th anniversary video 
lmao
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at least bring them to pc come on
the og trilogy is not even on pc ? 
it's not lmao
Just do it

this is an insane claim
i only played ac 1 like 70 times
and ac 2 once on my cousins
you WILL get kratos in Egypt slaying anubis and you WILL like it

the doom 1 shotgun eh at best
especially considering how underwhelming it was
in terms of power
as long as it's not ragnarok 2 im fine
I would pay for those games on PC day 1 (I won't actually do it on day 1 but you get what I'm saying)
And they don't do it
Easiest money ever
inb4 same game 
except hud is egypt styled now
just do it slow like 2018 and it should be good
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
THE BEAST VIDEOS ARE STARTING TO SHOW
SPOILER TERRITORY
NOOO
KYLE CRANE DIES IN CHAPTER 3
did you ever play ascension
I think I did but a long time ago
guys they are bundling them with the bloodborne one trust
its about persistence
And the old games are still better btw
i believe that dogshit websites are behind this
they pay sony to never release them so they can make "rumors of bloodborne remake" articles
2018 is goated trust
Culvers is the best resturaunt
I played it, it's fine, it's good, it's not great like the old ones
it is different
i was going to it with the same attitude
i was surprised by how well it's written
people give ascension an unreasonable amount of shit for how good the game was
they respected the stories of the ogs and it's not a remake
I know it's different, I didn't said that word on purpose

big boobs
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GMUAgqJ51lY What the fuck
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AC Origins already has that
Bayek > Kratos
i found it fun
woah buddy now that's a big claim
i liked bayek too but not that much
it's a sniper rifle
he is too generic good guy to beat angry man too angry to die
idk he was pretty angry in my game
If you compare the shit Kratos does in the old games and the shit he does in the new ones, you would think "he will do even more bat crazy shit, they have the technology"
And yet

i'd much rather plume of prometheus through the entirety of the original anthology than deal with the one move per minute """""""action""""""""" 2018 delivers just to get "mature kratos"
"everything is personal" 🗣️
"too generic"
Momopate is dropping so much real I can't keep up
he don't look like a good guy at all here lol
they killed his son wym lmao
he killed his son
im talking over the whole game
because he flew into a rage

Aw shuckaroonies
Wait, are you guys saying that Origins is good
I am
This is a weird timeline
origins is good
that's... well within the realm of "good"
yea i never said it's bad
it's crazy that they turned assassin's creed from a stealth game to a beat em up
above that is "great" and "excellent" and "peam"
Obviously not on the hardest difficulty, I'm bad at video games, here's what you really game here for though, the mods!
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it has a lot of things i didn't like tho
-fucking enemies with levels ( hidden blade doesn't one shot enemies slightly higher level then you)
-weapons with stats and rarities
-insane upgrade costs
-mid side quest spam
-ending was dogwater poopoo
-shit locked behind online / constant reminder of the fucking shop
mfw i see ardyn in ancient egypt
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still mad about the ending
lowkey cucked me from finishing the dlcs
left a sour taste
Yeah the levels thing never felt right to me
only good thing about this collab is the chocobo mount
One day I'll try Unity
it's so fucking weird
i did everything BUT the 2nd dlc
Unity is good. everyone says it has the best parkour in the series
i remember finding my first group of overleveled enemies
I thought i could stealth and kill them
but then i walked up to a guy and an "assassination" did like 1/4 of his hp
those are rotating online only iirc
ah yeah curse of the pharaohs. I played that.
hidden ones... maybe? probably? don't remember lol
This is my go-to video when someone talks about Origins
Altaïr must once again uncover an ancient order of evil, which the Egyptians referred to in hushed tones as Electronic Arts.
This game was released in some parts of Europe as "Assassin's Creed and the Pharaoh's Tomb".
Assassin's Creed is a good franchise
@obsidian sun complaints about origins are on point
the rpg levels, gear with rarity
Basically what you don't expect in a fucking AC game
this crap started earlier (leveled enemies are in unity and syndicate)
yea it's bloat.
also stealth didn't feel that good
serves no purpose for the design of an AC game
AC was perfect
they decided to ruin it by adding rpg elements
i wouldn't say perfect but yeah rpg elements were a wild choice
its a good franchise being milked by a horrid company
and boy
that cow is at deaths door
i think i stopped giving a fuck when valhalla was announced lmao
it's too bad mirage didn't do well because it was their attempt to pull AC back closer to its original design
i saw the trailer
then the hidden blade showed up and i let out a sigh
ye valhalla is just... disgusting from what I've seen
"Assassins creed was" is about the most complete summary i can give of the franchise
i still dont know what to make of shadows
where is that article talking about them having difficulty making odyssey cause of parkour 
I wanna play odyssey only because of the memes and because I wanna see an oiled up Kassandra 
i havent seen anything of it since last sam streamed it
it fell off ever since they killed that one character during the uhhh
modern day segments
i played odyssey. just to give modern assassins creed one last chance
quirked up greek girl
i will never go back to it again
the haircut doesn't do it for me
powered by isu
And where the hell is Desmond btw
they full on transitioned away from the cool sideplot of using the anima or whatever to figure out IRL shit by looking at the past in person
dead
DEAD.
The whole game existed because he was in it
WTF
dead
desmond dies in ac3
Completely forgot ahahaha
he was harvested by abstergo
wasnt there some lady too they killed off
it was a stupid death
thats 4 and rogue
lucy
We got NEW Assassin's Creed Black Flag REMAKE information.
- The remake removes the modern day and replaces them with more content in Edward’s pirate era (a few extra hours compared to the original).
- Gameplay will shift closer to the RPG-style of newer AC games:
- Loot and gear stats for Edward
- Inventory systems
- Combat leaning toward the RPG style rather than the choreographed combat of the original
- No loading screens when moving between ship and land
- Map is not bigger, but islands will be filled with more activities and side content.
- Expected to include cut content from the original, like parts of Mary Read’s storyline that were dropped in 2013.
- It’s not on the same “big budget remake” level as Resident Evil 2 or Silent Hill 2, but more of a faithful reimagining with updates.
- Uses Ubisoft’s new Anvil Pipeline engine (same as AC Shadows).
- Release window: currently targeted for early 2026 (likely March), though some sources…
lowkey when you go out the animus in origins jumpscared me
i totally forgot about that lmao
yeah desmond and lucy's deaths were basically like the uhhh
if true i pray they uncompress the audio
ayo
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Spawn re-release in 4k
Ew.
oh no
- Gameplay will shift closer to the RPG-style of newer AC games:
- Loot and gear stats for Edward
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
id rather ubisoft go out of business
end of the franchise for the interesting part of the story
let AC die its final death
they kinda are
odyssey sold pretty well
players
rpg style again
kill me now
from the newer AC games
only ragnarok did poor
we were so close with shadows
then chuds did a free marketing campaign for it
youyou
It would be so fun
you realize that uhhh
if it fails theyll just act like it was the game being a remake's fault and not their decisions
even if you remove the "controversy" around it
game is ass
like actual ass
"Edward we need to save blackbeard!"
"I cant Adéwalé those mfs are 10 levels higher than me"
I dont think that can be qualified as remake
More of reimagined?
thats literally what remake means
exactly
that's how they fell for it
"im gonna buy this game to own the chuds epic style like a mentally deficient retard"
- Combat leaning toward the RPG style rather than the choreographed combat of the original
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
lmao
"seems like the fans dont want another classic, lets do a cold war era assassins creed"
GIVE ME BACK MY INSTA KILL
THEY WERE COOL
"we've removed the best part of that era of the games"
the entire meme behind the assassins was that they were invincible in combat
its a power fantasy ffs
sorry birb you must unlock a skill for that and grind out a tier 15 dagger with good rolls or else youll only do armor damage
ubisoft getting ready to ruin AC yet again
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b6/eb/03/b6eb03b48a7d43911828fc17544896a7.gif
"dress up altair in new epic outfits that don't fit in the ~~gambling ~~helix shop"
Yes
- It’s not on the same “big budget remake” level as Resident Evil 2 or Silent Hill 2, but more of a faithful reimagining with updates.
put cat ears on edwards hood
tru
put cat ears on the jackdaw
Y'know what this sounds like?
put birb in the game
hhhhhhhh
"Our AAAA sailing game failed so we're gonna try again!"
AC seems to be going downhill in phases just like MCU
this is like phase 5
almost 10 hours in this session
did they outsource to singapore to leech off of government grants again?
no crash
they should do an ac4 and skull and bones collab
that would be epic
when sea of thieves x black flag crossover
They are, it's called enshittification
they did it with potc and that was a great questline
5 trillion years in dev hell
5 zillion dollars from singapore government
two scoops from canada government
they announced a dog ass netflix show
its too linear for them to fuck up the gameplay from the original games
they cant shove in mtx or rpg elements
sorry mate we got him in siege wearing an exoskeleton so his bones dont fail
maybe pre order camos or something
the only thing ubisoft could ever put on my radar would be a silent hunter game
watch them butcher my boy sam and retards gonna defend the dogshit series cause they never played the game
only because the games are basically unplayable now
uplay is so ass
i cant get chaos theory to work well on my pc
hold up insanely well i was surprised
ive tried to play conviction like 16 times and it wont run
pirate them
fuck ubitards the games run well
steam version of double agent is actual malware hot poopoo
play xbox og version of double agent
no fuck you
aw
splinter cell is like Thief but modern when you think about it
im gonna bomb ubisoft and steal the source code
no thats theif
not really
no the THIEF(2016) game was ass
2014*
stealth bros it's joever
i aint playing stealth games
thats every thief game
uh
creep in a corner for 20 minutes to blackjack a dog or guard
ok retard aren't you like 5 years old
don't be a dogshit player
use ropes and shits
different entrances
it's like playing dishonored but blindfolded
dishonored is probably closest to a 10/10 game for me
i can barely come up with bad stuff about it
deus ex for me
so sad arkane got murdered after having to rush out a shitty vampire game
"thanks" for reminding me that redfall exists
ya isn't the blade game being made by arkane?
probably being made on the bones of redfall, too
yeah thats what I mean
prey is so good
i wouldnt say the ending is a cliffhanger BUT
it sets up a really good sequel
that we'll probably never get
love prey
arkane are unlucky with shitty games getting more limelight than actual good ones
and anything close to it wont be made by the same people that made the first one
I need prey 2 modern where they have you ending the takeover of the uhh
This is the only ubisoft game I care about atm
mimics or whatnot
@obsidian sun wait you know what would be so good
arx fatalis remake
remaster?
real
love the atomsphere in that game
but it's so jank
they also made dark messiah
We got a lot of gameplay of that leaked recently
oblivion remaster style where its the same game at its core but the graphics arent dirt
old gameplay?
eww
gimme a sec gotta dig through dave newbloods account
also rip that one half life crossover
MORE CANCELLED PREY (2011) GAMEPLAY LEAKED
FULL VIDEO IS NOW 12 AND A HALF MINUTES 🫡 https://t.co/LY5rdoMkih
not a crossover but an offspin made by arkane
wait how does oshry have access to that lol
someone leaked it on some fourm
he simply posted them
im still upset about that
it couldve been so cool
yea it's a messy thing what happened
they were so far into dev
even the new prey lead dev or whatever was surprised when he learned the name of the game
arkane really gets shafted by poor higher up decisions
iirc it wasn't gonna be called prey
thats quite a find
cat

there is a cat, seemingly new in the neighborhood as i hadn't seen it before, that's in heat
litter incoming
and my cat (a female) went insane over him
she went out very early today and then a storm broke out
and she's not back yet
yesterday she did the same
raining like crazy but she was out
is she neutered 
no

oh dear
why would you not neuter your cat 😭
and the other dude was walking like nothing under the worst storm in months
why would i not let her have a litter
we can keep them and otherwise it's custom to give out kittens once they're independent enough
why would you
because she has the right to be a mother
just be mindful who you give out the lil buggers to
had to rescue a kitten living in the sewer these days
because some asshole dumped her there
i miss my kbitys

ehh idk
i think its irresponsible not to neuter ur cat
to an extent
yeah
i agree
like letting them loose and do whatever the fuck?
totally
that's irresponsible as all hell
as long as u keep an eye on the thing and have trustworthy people to give the litter to 
i have no idea where you got the "spaying/neutering your cat increases chances of cancer" tho
what kinda cancer? got 6 neutered females at my mom's house and they're all fine. 10+ years old, all of them
one of them had kidney stones but other than that, perfectly healthy
not that
i thought it was the opposite
if they don't have kids, apparently
same with the balls
that's like a fucking given
but i've seen it happen with non neutered pets that didn't ever give birth
as a segue to "she has a right to be a mother"
made it sound like female cats are more prone to cancer if they never have kids

mostly male cats tbh
it kinda is in my experience
it's broscience
i dont think female ones are gonna mark everywhere and go insane trying to get outside
but i still wouldn't just neuter a pet just because
dam
and here I thought momo was being serious
never thought I'd have to slap back with the "now that's a statement"
Yoooo did I just get the rarest item from the baro box 
cancer can happen for any reason. or even for no reason. your 'broscience' is just misinfo lol
The signa is said to be the rarest one

i didnt know he had a signa
what about a sigma
Absolute gacha win
that's just insane
well. look at it this way - your cat is putting herself at risk going out in heavy rain to get her cheeks clapped
just sayin' this kinda risk could be avoided
but I don't pay your bills
an unfortunate set of coincidences
if you're more concerned about her "right to be a mother" then she'll just have to take the risk on her own 
I was almost expecting a jumpscare
black bg the shitty graphics the crunchy texture
perfect for a creepypasta
Where did this weird cat came from anyway I seen it in some memes
I mean part of the reason you spay cats is cause the heat cycle is incredibly hard on their bodies
If they don't get to reproduce it is straight up bad for their health
Not as bad as say ferrets where if they go into heat and don't get pregnant they just fucking die
Animals are weird
top of the city is done

Lol, ac origins is the og ragnarok.
Big old snake, gods and whatnot.
Winning
just remember: if you think God hates you, think again: you're not a kiwi bird
lost my heli on the last one 
driving it is 
w a i t a f u c k i n g m i n u t e
Oh?
if this works im killin myself
They exist to be eaten.
Where mouth
@marsh cargo torann is ready
They float while the inhabitants of the ocean violate it's inners.
OH MY FUCKING GOD IM ACTUALLY GONNA JUMP OFF
Yea
oh shit
Damn Torann is about to conquer the world
That game has a MF chimera, holy shit!
What is it, dragons dogma 2?
Final Fantasy XVI
how do people even fall for this man it's a fucking screenshot
how does the scam work
what is going on
Damn. That's a big fuck.
trusted rich person giving away money? i want money, i trust this person (even though they're just an online personality), i should click!
its the same as someone calling you saying you won a prize but you need to pay a transfer fee
yeah but what are you clicking
it's a photo of a screen
- go to [scam website]
stay safe anon! we'll graduate from reddit university soon










