#╟❓general-offtopic

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oblique belfry
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i loved the 2016 plasma rifle design

marsh cargo
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shiyon gets it based

copper vapor
timid hollow
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Thats why i only play that server, everything is allowed

fluid trout
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aint there like a Injustice player who got like a 99.1% win rate or something?

fluid trout
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I remember that video of 2 guys encountering em, quit so fast lmao

timid hollow
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Its more like none of the engineers actively swap their launcher depending on situation. I hate to play anti air too but if three guys stinger you all the time you cant keep up with flares

obsidian sun
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||doom 3 shotgun jokerge ||

marsh cargo
hexed kernel
oblique belfry
timid hollow
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Nothing feels better than getting a chopper with a normal launcher chefskiss

obsidian sun
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people who defend it are contrarians

timid hollow
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This server is actually quite nice, dudes often say nice shot after such things

broken mountain
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There is a kid in this restaurant which is standing up on its baby chair

copper vapor
broken mountain
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Its gonna do a backflip on the floor

broken mountain
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I call it

oblique belfry
broken mountain
oblique belfry
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fuck that handle gonna do

broken mountain
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Good thing there is a good amount of poles in here too, I dont need to speak english all the time

obsidian sun
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new order 1940s german weapons chefskiss

plain abyss
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old blood kek1

oblique belfry
obsidian sun
timid hollow
copper vapor
oblique belfry
obsidian sun
copper vapor
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it's only good at point blank, but it is good

plain abyss
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The spread on that thing is horrendous

copper vapor
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ye

oblique belfry
broken mountain
timid hollow
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time to make myself food

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i will return

copper vapor
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like the SMG is a P90 with a digital ammo counter

plain abyss
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Thanks god there are mods that changed that

obsidian sun
timid hollow
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also i think its time for a new arc

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do i go with alcatraz or prophet

obsidian sun
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alcatraz

copper vapor
obsidian sun
broken mountain
obsidian sun
broken mountain
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The memes in there are some of the best shit

broken mountain
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The summary video will come soon

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That will be the official reveal of the channel

timid hollow
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FUCK YOU

obsidian sun
copper vapor
oak magnet
marsh cargo
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alcatraz died quite

timid hollow
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im mute and some guy tries to take my body wupwup

marsh cargo
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horribly

copper vapor
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"tries"

timid hollow
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like seriously you have to use the inbuilt defi like 3 times in crysis 2

marsh cargo
static axle
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@carmine laurel

oblique belfry
carmine laurel
oblique belfry
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mimimimimi

timid hollow
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But i mean, the books make it okay. Prophet and Alcatraz talk to each other and prophet is like "if i wanted your body i would already have it, do you want to go on" and alcatraz is like nah fuck that shit i did enough

static axle
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i do like these world bosses and their distinct bubbles

sour rivet
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y'all ever feel hungry but cant eat at the same time?

carmine laurel
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yeah

sour rivet
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:(

timid hollow
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i just let my water bottle go upside down in my hand and it seems like i didnt close it fully

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wet chair i have

carmine laurel
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thanks for the update yoda

sour rivet
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pain in the ass to clean, it is

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mm

static axle
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@carmine laurelat first you look at this going ooh this kinda cool.

you cant reload it because it has cov mag

timid hollow
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was lucky tho, my pc was pretty close and opened the case was

oblique belfry
copper vapor
oblique belfry
carmine laurel
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never mind that it counters itself

snow tree
oblique belfry
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bl3 moment

static axle
copper vapor
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bl3 was so cancer with legendaries dropping so often

carmine laurel
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hates sent so much borderlands its affected my algo

thick plover
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@oblique belfry kilowatt case

oblique belfry
oblique belfry
thick plover
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it means im not turkish so I win GrokChadGAMMA

static axle
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they are always listening

real aspen
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i will eat turkey

thick plover
oblique belfry
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lemme guess

static axle
oblique belfry
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smth smth turkey

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smth smth unemployement

thick plover
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no I didnt think that far

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get baited

oblique belfry
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huh

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very odd of you

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where is the real bogdan

oblique belfry
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instead of legendary being its original color blue n green its now glittery rainbow

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is basically shiny

copper vapor
sour rivet
static axle
sour rivet
oblique belfry
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-# mimimi

sour rivet
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i gotta hear how amon does it

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but this shall be heard when i get the game

rocky turtle
copper vapor
static axle
copper vapor
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I don't have a gift of that specific boss, but

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I just have to send something

obsidian sun
copper vapor
obsidian sun
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my guess is they saw bl3 and said do the opposite of that

rocky turtle
sour rivet
rocky turtle
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bro got literally eazy mechanics to do

copper vapor
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I hate searching for ffxiv gifs

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half of it is emet-selch the other half is lalas

rocky turtle
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one half got sucked and died to black hole

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other got blowed away from arena

oblique belfry
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we have to do the fortnite experience 2

copper vapor
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and people die to it

sour rivet
copper vapor
oblique belfry
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we need to ask her

verbal lodge
rocky turtle
rocky turtle
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^dragoon gameplay

copper vapor
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at least it used to be

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iirc they removed one of the jumps?

rocky turtle
copper vapor
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creative unit III destroying jobs' identities one at a time

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first summoner, now dragoon

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what next

rocky turtle
sour rivet
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I regret choosing lancer as my first class

copper vapor
rocky turtle
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no need for huton or how that weeb shit was called

sour rivet
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No aoe for so long

copper vapor
marsh cargo
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Wait no
That's for cup

copper vapor
rocky turtle
snow tree
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Uh oh, my office killed itself huh

copper vapor
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really? I loved monk

sour rivet
copper vapor
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I think monk's ability to chain single target weaponskills into aoe and vice-versa should be something all melee jobs can do

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it's just too good

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but I suppose that'd kill what makes the monk unique

quiet abyss
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alright does anyone have a 30 second long sound clip i can have?

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any sound within reason

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just needs to be 30 seconds

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trust

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i got an idea

rocky turtle
quiet abyss
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i have a skeleton, that plays audio

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but for 30 seconds

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and i want to give it funny

green granite
rocky turtle
sour rivet
oblique belfry
sour rivet
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You will witness true green

rocky turtle
verbal lodge
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burn the witch

sour rivet
snow tree
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Undertale blast

sour rivet
hexed kernel
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looney tunes ass chase scene

proven tundra
quiet abyss
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imma cut it down to 30

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new skeleton audio just dropped

copper vapor
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get buffs
get sen
keep dot up
midare for days

static axle
copper vapor
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sup dawg I heard you like mirvs

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so we put a mirv on your mirv

rocky turtle
oblique belfry
green granite
rocky turtle
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i liked samurai the most as dps

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black mage was fun too

static axle
copper vapor
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I don't remember thonk

static axle
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no it had a homing 2x mirv something

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and shit ate fps

copper vapor
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especially with physx turned on

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the amount of sparks and particles

static axle
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yeah cause i remember it being yellow so perhaps rads or something

real aspen
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almost as many as when i touched a pixie tube

copper vapor
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bl2 didn't have radiation

static axle
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i mean the effect was yellow

copper vapor
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yellow was regular explosive damage

static axle
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not sure what it did

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the nade was yellow orb with tracers

copper vapor
static axle
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then again ive played bl2 in like idk

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8 years

static axle
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or something

copper vapor
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wtf I booted up bl2 in 2019

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what the fuck for

static axle
oblique belfry
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the only yellow element in bl2 is explosion

static axle
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god dauymn

oblique belfry
static axle
oblique belfry
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sure

static axle
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now lemme add all of my skills snigsmile

copper vapor
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back when BL3 was first announced I wanted the playable VHs to be:
Moxxi
Hammerlock
Tina
Torgue
kekl

oblique belfry
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AR / DMR

static axle
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this mah sniper

oblique belfry
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ye

static axle
oblique belfry
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when you ads it becomes dmr

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so it makes sense

oblique belfry
static axle
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my current ar is 168 from moxxi, before that i had 200 jakobs

oblique belfry
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its a great 2 in 1 gun

timid hollow
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dinner is made

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time to watch food videos

static axle
oblique belfry
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hate thats what i meant with 2 in 1 gun

static axle
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also it doesnt change shit other than fr

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so cant even rly count as 2

oblique belfry
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okay hate

marsh cargo
marsh cargo
static axle
flat violet
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I swear Samantha changes usernames as I change underwear

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What's the name now

marsh cargo
static axle
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also imma be totally honest

blazing maple
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dingus

flat violet
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Sleepy is what I was missing

static axle
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i forgot i had 2 other skill trees

sour rivet
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FALCOOOOOO

static axle
sour rivet
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are you enjoying halo

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:)

blazing maple
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no he hates it

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12 jackal snipers

sour rivet
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im going to fucking kill him

proven tundra
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Falco only changes his underwear once every 2 months confirmed

sour rivet
blazing maple
proven tundra
fluid trout
static axle
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yeah i gotta go respec kekfacepalm

green granite
marsh cargo
static axle
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im actually a smooth brain @carmine laurel @oblique belfry

fluid trout
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I forgot its flat fuck friday

marsh cargo
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i lost the lagiacrus version

marsh cargo
timid hollow
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i have devoured food

sour rivet
static axle
carmine laurel
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you were deleting people already

static axle
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i mean yeah but the other trees have pure gun dmg etc

static axle
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and more speed etc

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i have like 10 points into garbo on the red tree

sour rivet
real aspen
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damn

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gex has fully assimilated with that nanites

copper vapor
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true

sour rivet
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No more 106

marsh cargo
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2 weeks before he dies and goes insane turning into prophet
and yapping about how the cept are here to help actually

static axle
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but i did find this beauty

marsh cargo
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wtf are these guns in bl4

timid hollow
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the suit is my best friend

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WAKE UP MARINE! THIS IS NO TIME FOR DYING! 🗣️

snow tree
static axle
timid hollow
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"GET YOUR ASS IN THE GEAR MARINE, WERE GOING FOR A WALK IN THE PARK" 🗣️

copper vapor
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MEGALOVANIA? jokerge

static axle
timid hollow
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Hans really cooked with a flamethrower with the ost

copper vapor
timid hollow
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But boris did a great job on C3 as well

real aspen
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bro is a metal gear character

copper vapor
static axle
copper vapor
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I sent this video here some days ago

real aspen
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didnt know

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that's cool

copper vapor
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the revolver in mgsv I believe

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is called Tornado-9 or something like that

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in honor of that guy

static axle
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it was kinda ok gun too

sour rivet
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That shit aint even jakobs anymore

static axle
static axle
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tbh i kinda love how wack the system is now

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makes blues sometimes kinda worth

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heres a wacky maliwan

oblique belfry
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ricocheting maliwan lasers

sour rivet
proven tundra
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it is time

marsh cargo
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Ui is kinda wack tho

static axle
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heres maybe the wildest vladof so far KekSkew

oblique belfry
static axle
oblique belfry
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just like fl4k

static axle
sour rivet
oblique belfry
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also wait a fucking minute sus

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if a legendary has tediore part

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does it also use its legendary passives

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when you throw them

upbeat verge
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ayo chat

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nah nvm

oblique belfry
sour rivet
static axle
oblique belfry
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sure

marsh cargo
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i really need to finish dxm its 60gb

marsh cargo
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game has a bit too many flaws for me to do a replay

oblique belfry
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Wtf tediore just became 10x better

static axle
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best part is when you shoot close enough the "roots" just all spawn inside the boss

copper vapor
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wtf. outta nowhere

static axle
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@marsh cargofor you my friend lovepat

oblique belfry
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"secondary fire consumes shotgun ammo"

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also a charging jakobs ? hmm

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and full auto as well

static axle
oblique belfry
oblique belfry
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with the turrets on top

copper vapor
oblique belfry
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can't you spam it fast by spamming m1

static axle
oblique belfry
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just like old jakobs

copper vapor
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do jakobs guns still have the gimmick where it fires as quickly as you can click

marsh cargo
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damn shame bl4 has denuvo

oblique belfry
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ye

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if they just removed jakobs m1 spam feature

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its joever

static axle
oblique belfry
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also wtf

static axle
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sometimes you can do the good old bl3 bug where it double shoots

oblique belfry
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CoV jakobs

copper vapor
marsh cargo
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not sure if i like how someguns can have brand features thrown in

hexed kernel
copper vapor
oblique belfry
static axle
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another 3 brand gun

oblique belfry
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you can throw guns and they still keep their legendary passives

oblique belfry
static axle
copper vapor
static axle
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even legendaries have rng on them

oblique belfry
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must get that "god roll"

static axle
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you might farm boss for gun X and that X gun have different elements etc

marsh cargo
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like farming the same fucking boss in bl2 for a corrosive conceference call

sour rivet
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chat

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you aren't gonna believe this

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i killed

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a dragon

oblique belfry
sour rivet
oblique belfry
static axle
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1st one

oblique belfry
sour rivet
static axle
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2nd one

oblique belfry
oblique belfry
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manufacturers can get multiple passives ?

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hyperion has 2

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the accuracy stabilizer and gun shield

sour rivet
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life is good

oblique belfry
oblique belfry
static axle
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oh and dont forget about set bonuses 9839megaflushed

oblique belfry
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Oh shit yeah

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firmware as well

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holy shit

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so many combinations

static axle
marsh cargo
static axle
oblique belfry
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maybe legendaries have max 3 but purples have max 4

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man i just hope they make a gun in the future

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where it has every manufacturer mod

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call it omnigun

static axle
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heres is a vladof-torgue-jakobs-daedalus

oblique belfry
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what the fuck omegakekw

oak magnet
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@proven tundra

oblique belfry
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bro

oak magnet
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i like meats separated by something

oblique belfry
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in bl3 a ricocheting torgue stickies were a legendary passive

proven tundra
oak magnet
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so its not a nightmare to fucking separate them

sour rivet
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peak news from dogman

oblique belfry
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they turned it into a mod part

oak magnet
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LIDL branded

static axle
oblique belfry
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THEY ACTUALLY TOOK SOME LEGENDARY PASSIVE AND SAID "this will be a nice part mod passive"

static axle
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tell me how a throwing knife can be a mirv payloaded sucky black hole

marsh cargo
static axle
marsh cargo
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some time ago

oblique belfry
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Grenade crit damage was a legendary passive too

oblique belfry
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cuz of the bee shield

marsh cargo
static axle
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mah shield ohno

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shit is a fireworks show

oblique belfry
copper vapor
oblique belfry
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12 nades that deal shock damage to nearby enemies on each explosion

static axle
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i love how wack this is

oblique belfry
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this used to be a legendary passive for one of the jakobs guns in bl3

static axle
oblique belfry
static axle
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now that was broken

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inf ammo jakobs bs

oblique belfry
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or roland's call

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shit was peak on fl4k

static axle
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maybe one of the best kind of knives

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for mob killing

oblique belfry
broken mountain
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@upbeat verge bro wtf is happening in bulgarian tv

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Trump pointing on romanian map

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😭

oblique belfry
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RICOCHET KNIVES THAT DEAL CRIT WITH INCREASED CRIT DAMAGE AND IT INCREASES DAMAGE YOU DEAL

static axle
oblique belfry
upbeat verge
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I've no idea and I don't care

broken mountain
broken mountain
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There are 2 polish channels in the tv

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and a romanian one

torpid glacier
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An unfortunate circumstance

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Any suggestions as I get hammered by three tanks

broken mountain
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I watched half an episode of some bulgarian telenovela

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its absolute cinema

oblique belfry
hexed kernel
rocky turtle
oblique belfry
static axle
timid hollow
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THERE ARE THROWING KNIVES?

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Now i kinda want the game

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Melee build with throwing Knives sounds cool

static axle
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pepestare well shit

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i might be ⚡ build for awhile now

oblique belfry
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wtf

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skill spam

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stim

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use the cannon of rafa

static axle
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oh almost forgot, theres just pure enchantments

oblique belfry
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ALO ?

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MORE CUSTOMIZATION ?

copper vapor
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ripper, deadalus

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wtf are these manufacturers

oblique belfry
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from what i've seen ripper is 2nd ammo type

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deadalus adds an automatic feature....i think ? KekSkew

static axle
static axle
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they make guns

oblique belfry
broken mountain
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Estonias border was harassed

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Fucking hell

oblique belfry
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he is talking about

static axle
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rippers are bl4 psychos

oblique belfry
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its passive

broken mountain
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I hope I will return home before ww3

oblique belfry
broken mountain
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It would be a big oof if I couldnt come home from here lmao

rocky turtle
broken mountain
rocky turtle
broken mountain
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Yep

rocky turtle
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i knew serbians up to something KekSkew

broken mountain
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Tell your guys to stop firing drones at my house

timid hollow
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Ramirez protect the Border

static axle
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its ass

broken mountain
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Ramirez is on fucking holiday

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I wont get enlisted in bulgaria

oblique belfry
broken mountain
oblique belfry
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it was a pearl in bl2
it was a legendary in bl3

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WAIT IT CANT BE ON BL4

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THERE IS NO HYPERION GUNS IN BL4 nooo nooo nooo

static axle
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i dont think there was shit known for the sandy are

verbal lodge
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butcher pales in comparison to the confrence call

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the true classic

static axle
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area few days ago

oblique belfry
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no hyperion guns

static axle
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now i have no idea what this does

oblique belfry
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unless they swapped butcher's manufacturer

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it will be impossible to get

verbal lodge
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no hyperion? what about atlas

oblique belfry
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on a grenade ? sus

oblique belfry
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iirc

static axle
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no the fort posi

verbal lodge
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what happened to my boy rhys

oblique belfry
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found dead

static axle
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no there are atlas guns cause you get atlas gun enchantments

verbal lodge
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my boy rhys might be back

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tales from the borderlands 1 fan service inc

static axle
copper vapor
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is that tiny tina's voice

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on the nade

static axle
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i dont think its tina

copper vapor
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oh, no it isn't

static axle
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its similar but not as psychotic

copper vapor
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it's more squeaky

oblique belfry
copper vapor
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tina has a somewhat gruffy voice for a kid

static axle
static axle
obsidian sun
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my boy zane scored a baddie gyatt zamn jokerge2

oblique belfry
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@verbal lodge

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no atlas guns

obsidian sun
copper vapor
static axle
obsidian sun
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what would atlas parts do

marsh cargo
oblique belfry
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homing / tracker

obsidian sun
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homing boolets ?

oblique belfry
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imo

static axle
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thats why

obsidian sun
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that would kinda op on some guns jokerge

copper vapor
timid hollow
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Yup

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Yup it does

obsidian sun
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gwynn is a good guy ahh

oblique belfry
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Jakobs gun with atlas tracker / torgue sticky jets / tediore gun throw

timid hollow
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"Ds2 has nothing to do with the other two" Finds Laddersmith gilligan in ds3

static axle
obsidian sun
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nah torgue underbarrels are fucking busted
they can one shot bosses

static axle
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ALSO TYPO

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GREANDE

copper vapor
oblique belfry
obsidian sun
static axle
obsidian sun
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you get the lords souls in ng+

obsidian sun
copper vapor
obsidian sun
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nashandra being a daughter of manus

green granite
# marsh cargo

If basic lore of Elden Ring is like 20 hour explanation video

obsidian sun
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same with the girls in the dlcs

green granite
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I dont wanna know how much about its fan theory and shit

copper vapor
obsidian sun
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no lmaop

copper vapor
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like most fromsoft lore

static axle
obsidian sun
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the one in last dlc legit tells you

copper vapor
copper vapor
timid hollow
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Nah thats how it id

oak magnet
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shitting my guts

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help

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me

obsidian sun
timid hollow
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Thats why ds2 is cool, shit just happened because some naked dude kill the abyss guy

torpid glacier
copper vapor
obsidian sun
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yea

oblique belfry
obsidian sun
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also vendrick > gwyn

oblique belfry
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bouncing MIRV

copper vapor
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I wonder what that means. Are they "reincarnations" of the lords?
did they kill the chosen undead(s) who had those souls and then consumed said souls?

timid hollow
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Also yeah, every boss before vendrick is more or less vendrick testing you if youre fit enough to fight his evil bitch

static axle
obsidian sun
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i think they either reincarnated or absorbed the souls

timid hollow
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Not even that, i think its just a weird way of the game saying the curse is now doing the same bullshit over here

obsidian sun
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cause basically lords in ds2 are beings with a fuckton of souls

static axle
obsidian sun
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everything is connected

timid hollow
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Oh that could also be, that the souls the bosses absorbed started to Form into the lord souls because thats kinda the souls that started all the bs

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Smth like that

obsidian sun
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gwyn started all the bs
all the way until ringed city ending

timid hollow
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Just never forget, ivory King was such a chad that his abyss Lady turned nice and helped him to keep the literal gates to hell closed

obsidian sun
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and he had 7 giant cats as pets

copper vapor
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gotta agree with shiyon, hate's doing all the PR and marketing work for Gearbox for free

obsidian sun
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hate is randy alt

static axle
static axle
copper vapor
obsidian sun
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my apollo cheese

torpid glacier
# green granite If basic lore of Elden Ring is like 20 hour explanation video

We know the elden ring is broken, as the player. But even Ranni doesn’t know who actually did it. A majority of the mystery comes from the fact that people in-universe are still trying to figure out what’s going on.

It’s especially better than dark souls in terms of understandability because all the core power players of the war are all still alive. Anytime you hear talk of someone, they’re actively doing things, with a few exceptions.

oblique belfry
obsidian sun
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i know like 90% os souls lore but like 2% of er lore

torpid glacier
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Most of elden ring lore is “We know everything went to hell, but who did it and why.”

obsidian sun
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i feel so dumb when looking into it

timid hollow
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Im relatively deep in er lore and its confusing

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There is the elden beast that just exists, and the mother of Fingers, both are confirmed to be aliens and have no connection to the greater will anymore

sour rivet
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tl;dr
Burn everything to the ground

copper vapor
obsidian sun
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the only er lore that matters
||marika has mad tits yo||

timid hollow
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Then there is also the gate that can turn you into gods in the Land of the tarnished and nobody knows why

sour rivet
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rocky turtle
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youyou false reacted me i gotta die

timid hollow
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But most of the Story is actually based on marika having beef with some weird fucks, they Genocide each other in crazy ways, marika goes trough god gate and takes godfrey with her, meets elden beast and Fingers and thinks whatever they say is rigjt because aliens must know more

torpid glacier
# timid hollow Im relatively deep in er lore and its confusing

I’m not even trying to be high brow, but I like that the lore is complex. The history of whats going on, and how the lands between functions, is very confusing. Every time a new governing order comes into play, they try to wipe out any remnants of the past. So it’s kind of hard to tell who fucked over who because everything gets scrubbed by the winners. It also helps that the immediate story is comprehensible. It’s usually pretty easy to know who is who, and why shits happening.

timid hollow
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And to what MBO said, drangleic is at another location

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Probably even another continent

obsidian sun
# copper vapor <:kek1:1206172080169820190>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzKBTYCaLkM&t

this is a really good video if you got time ( bro also got ones for bb and ds3)

Dark Souls 2 is truly special frfr. This long video goes through my most recent playthrough while I talk about the main story, the lore of each boss/area in the game, along with what makes it so much fun to play. It has developed a pretty scary reputation for a lot of people so I want to show that you don't need to be great at Dark Souls 2 to ha...

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4 hours sounds like a lot until you watch all of it in one sitting

rocky turtle
# obsidian sun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzKBTYCaLkM&t this is a really good video if yo...

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timid hollow
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People are still arguing if you can see drangleic or just some random City in gaels Arena, im pretty Sure its drangleic tho

green granite
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@sour rivet yo

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Lets go on adventure Birb

timid hollow
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My Goat is the repair ant

obsidian sun
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also fuck the people bitching about the jump from earthen peak to iron castle

torpid glacier
obsidian sun
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like ds1 didn't have ashlake bellow blighttown

green granite
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@torpid glacier i need you too for an adventure

timid hollow
obsidian sun
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it's victim of youtube whiny bitches

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timid hollow
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how does it "realistically" make sense tho

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it's a lake with trees taller than you can see bellow a tree

timid hollow
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Well the trees you see in blighttown are the tops of the ashlake trees

torpid glacier
# timid hollow And to what MBO said, drangleic is at another location

That’s also something really cool about elden ring. There’s a lot of time fuckery in the DLC. We go to “the shadow lands” but the geography feels incredibly distorted. My current theory is that “the shadow lands” are a catch all term for things Marika wanted gone. It was never a singular landmass, it’s several places that got crammed together and hidden. It’s why a lot of the areas feel so vastly different, they weren’t anywhere near each other originally. Marika did a lot to make sure the shadow lands stayed in the shadows.

timid hollow
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Tbh ashlake would be something for german conspiracy guys

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Hollow earth

obsidian sun
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im not critisizing
im just saying ds1 also has "inconsistencies"

timid hollow
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It definitely has

obsidian sun
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it doesn't

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but in they eyes of those retards they are inconsistencies

timid hollow
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And if people really have to whine about the earth peak thing, the rest of the game had to be really good lmao

obsidian sun
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the hitbox bs too
i played both games millions of times and ds1 1000% has worse hitboxes than 2

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this blow my mind

marsh cargo
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post one harmless meme
20 minutes of fromsoft lore construction

timid hollow
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I just dont like the speed of 2, i know i can level adp but i learned that after finishing everything

marsh cargo
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nah 1 is the worst

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overall

timid hollow
obsidian sun
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pursuer did nothing wrong

torpid glacier
# timid hollow More like the Elden Beast has to keep care of the Elden Rune or what it is, and ...

I think it’s both. I think it’s heavily implied the elden beast and the Elden ring arrived at the same time. Whether they’re one and the same can be argued over for hours, but I think the greater will gave the elden beast two jobs.

Protect the elden ring, and keep Marika in line. Marika both stepped out of line and broke the elden ring, which caused so many unfathomable horrible issues. The greater wills obsession with order would give it an aneurysm at Marika’s fuck up, so the Elden beast punished her for doing the two things the greater will didn’t want.

obsidian sun
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it's offensive to me

timid hollow
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What was it again

static axle
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FINALLY

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took me 3 days

oblique belfry
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YOOOOOOOOO

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hellwalker my beloved

timid hollow
torpid glacier
obsidian sun
static axle
timid hollow
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Or maybe they were opposing parties, the Fingers got marika to do bs and beast came as police

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@timid hollow also this video is massive ds2 propaganda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bk6V-TWg3Y

#darksouls2 #fromsoftware

Happy Return to Drangleic 2025!

Intro 0:00
Confidently Incorrect 1:13
Debunking every sentence 6:08
My feelings are facts 9:17
Media Illiteracy 15:54
Overly Dismissive 20:24
Reading Comprehension 35:15
Lore Ignorance 50:25
Objectivity 1:06:36
Enemy Placement 1:42:06

Sources:
"Dark Souls 2 Critique" by @Matthewmatosi...

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marsh cargo
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ds2 good will die on this hill

torpid glacier
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Because keep in mind, it supposedly takes a long time for the fingers to communicate with the greater will.

copper vapor
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so tl;dr it's all marika's fault

torpid glacier
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So my theory is it doesn’t even know what the fuck is going on yet

copper vapor
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By the time TGW even learns about Marina’s bullshit, it’ll be over with.

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It feels like it goes dormant for a long time before checking back on what’s happening

obsidian sun
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tibia mariner is the true hero of elden ring

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everyone gangsta till boat on land

copper vapor
timid hollow
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Im still sad about blaidd

timid hollow
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Buddie is just doing his thing

torpid glacier
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oblique belfry
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ruined

obsidian sun
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that's not ornstein btw it's one of his knights

copper vapor
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i blame grr martin

copper vapor
obsidian sun
oblique belfry
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in bl3

oblique belfry
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wasn't there only shooting riff

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in bl3

timid hollow
torpid glacier
# marsh cargo if its still alive that is <:KekSkew:1146905259810234368>

A big plot point in the lore is how the greater will hyper obsessed over having order, but why? Order doesn’t need to be “the golden order.” Because both the dragons and the crucible were equally as chill with TGW. It isn’t clear what the requirements for order are, and why TGW NEEDS it to happen under any circumstances.

timid hollow
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Wait makes no sense oacile or how its called is somewhere else entirely

oblique belfry
timid hollow
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Hm

oblique belfry
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so we are saved

torpid glacier
obsidian sun
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she convinced him that giants bad and used him

oblique belfry
marsh cargo
oblique belfry
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i think he got shit roll

obsidian sun
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too much anarchy stacks tomfoolery

copper vapor
torpid glacier
torpid glacier
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It’s not exactly a god. It just is.

obsidian sun
timid hollow
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Also true

copper vapor
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I just remembered royal wood has an area identical to a spot in darkroot garden

obsidian sun
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it's 1:1 mostly

torpid glacier
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Pretty sure nobody knows what any of the outer gods actually are. They just know they’re immensely powerful, and want specific things.

obsidian sun
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you fight sif where you fight artorias

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hence the giant grave

copper vapor
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and hawkeye gough is at the tower after moonlight butterfly, right?

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or something like that

obsidian sun
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no his tower fell probably

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since it's basically next to artorias

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you reach him after arti

timid hollow
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Tbh could be

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Ah okay now havels tower seems pretty intact

copper vapor
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which part of darkroot basin is the spot where we fight kalameet? the water area where the hydra is?

obsidian sun
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that one is connected to undead burg

timid hollow
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I know, could be they just used it

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But nah

obsidian sun
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since you find dusk there

timid hollow
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Seems to new

obsidian sun
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havel was after allat

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so probably built after

torpid glacier
marsh cargo
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peak boss

obsidian sun
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and like 99% sure that is not havel but one of his knights

timid hollow
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Anyway enough nerdy lore Diskussion i need a shower. Just keep in mind, eat the Flame in ds 3 because thats cool and the age of gods cant go on forever

obsidian sun
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since he uses the ring
and havel doesn't need a ring for his shit

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real havel is in ds3

copper vapor
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fuck the gods

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fuck the age of fire

obsidian sun
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real

timid hollow
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Fr

obsidian sun
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gwyn is a bitch ass mfer

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greedy ass bastards ruined people's lives beyond the grave

copper vapor
timid hollow
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Fun fact, if you believe night reign is somehow vaguely connected, they say nameless King was called Grynn

obsidian sun
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keep in mind all of what happens was his plan
all the way until the fight with gael

timid hollow
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Which seems plausible

copper vapor
obsidian sun
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nameless king is gwynn's firstborn

timid hollow
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In the hub

copper vapor
timid hollow
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I just saw Video, i can try to find it

copper vapor
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send it if you find it

obsidian sun
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since he befriended dragons all of his statues are destroyed
it's the one you use to join sun bros

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i think it's the nicest thing gwynn did
for all his shit he cared about his kids
he never killed him
just disowned him

timid hollow
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I mean even if they say it in nr, you cant take it for granted. They talk about it like npcs talk about ds1 stuff in ds2

copper vapor
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"cared about his kids"
gwyndolin tho

timid hollow
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Really vague and all

obsidian sun
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yea gwyndolin likes his dad

copper vapor
timid hollow
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Gwyn was mentioned in ds2 as the lord of sun or something because he harnessed it in his spears or smth

obsidian sun
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im pretty sure nightreing is not cannon lmao

timid hollow
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Smth smth smth

verbal lodge
copper vapor
timid hollow
obsidian sun
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it wasn't made by fromsoft

static axle
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nightreign cannon is like those dogshit theories that break the 4th wall and involve you the player

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lowest shit you can do

copper vapor
timid hollow
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okay i kinda found it

copper vapor
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sure it was made by the "b-team"

timid hollow
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but its a shitty yt short gimme a sec

copper vapor
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but so was dark souls 2

obsidian sun
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bteam is still fromsoft

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it uses from assets ofc it has the logo

copper vapor
timid hollow
obsidian sun
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nvm im just saying shit

timid hollow
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its basically like ds2 people talking about the legends of gwyn

marsh cargo
obsidian sun
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i don't trust it

copper vapor
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but ya know

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convoluted fromsoft lore

obsidian sun
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nvm it's ture

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ture...

timid hollow
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funny thing is

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ancient rituals?

copper vapor
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"grynn? forgotten god? associated with war?"
HAS TO BE THE NAMELESS KING, RIGHT

fuck outta here

timid hollow
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just give us the confirmation the world broke after ds3 and the lands between came

copper vapor
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I am immediately reminded of why I hate fromsoft lore and its glazers

obsidian sun
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grynn is such a shitty name

timid hollow
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i like it

obsidian sun
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why not gwynner

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or some shii

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it sounds like grin

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it's so ass

sour rivet
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Gwynson

copper vapor
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all their names start with gw

timid hollow
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more like gwloser how he got sent away lmao

obsidian sun
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honestly better

copper vapor
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should've been gwon

sour rivet
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Gon

copper vapor
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gwen gwyn gwon
(plim plim plom)

rocky turtle
timid hollow
verbal lodge
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that's just the artstyle

obsidian sun
verbal lodge
copper vapor
verbal lodge
copper vapor
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the artstyle "draw each limb as a separate layer and just rotate it"

verbal lodge
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fair but im still charmed by it