╟❓general-offtopic

[copper vapor]

I wonder if he upgraded to windows 10 or is still on 7

[obsidian sun]

daaaamn

i didn't see that

[carmine laurel]

think he got force upgraded

[copper vapor]

Laffetie posted a pic of it, it's been a while now

[broken mountain]

@oblique belfry Dont worry doge, I will keep you company in the microwave gaming lifestyle

[hexed kernel]

i will be the last person to upgrade my old steam engine ass pc in here 🥀

[carmine laurel]

@pallid sapphire show jostas upgrade

[oblique belfry]

ALL THAT'S LEFT IS SADNESS
I KNOW THAT I'M NOTHING
I JUST WANTED ONE MORE NIGHT
I'M STILL AFRAID TO DIE

[broken mountain]

you wont be alone

[copper vapor]

I keep forgetting it's Lafettie not Laffetie

[oblique belfry]

im gonna continue listening to my songs

[obsidian sun]

finally bro can play more games
maybe he won't be so cranky

[carmine laurel]

yeah doge will be with you

[broken mountain]

doge is inside me

[oblique belfry]

[carmine laurel]

kinky

[hexed kernel]

[static axle]

the game has ghost mouse on second screen
bl4 2
dltb 0

[oblique belfry]

oh boy

[carmine laurel]

inb4 hate reveals there is actually a media conspiracy to glaze dltb and put down bl4

[static axle]

im like why my steam scrolling

[broken mountain]

You cant tell me nothing, I'll release the screenshots otherwise

[oblique belfry]

what screenshots

[obsidian sun]

that would be crazy wow

[oblique belfry]

MOT-

🛌

[carmine laurel]

wheres my tinfoil hat

[obsidian sun]

you don't need one

[broken mountain]

one sec shiyon

[carmine laurel]

I need to join the conspiracy theorist tier users

[obsidian sun]

hey i was right

so im not longer a theorist

[oblique belfry]

inb4 i will not be able to talk with sound anymore because he will always post that screenshot now

[static axle]

ok so imma do maxed native 4k to see the true performance

[carmine laurel]

talk shit, get hit

[oblique belfry]

add it to the list

[static axle]

also if i alt tab, and press mouse1 it freezes everything

[oblique belfry]

there is like 20 screenshots of me now

or props even more

[static axle]

so i have to tab to discord to type

[carmine laurel]

you already showed us you're on that list

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

hi ledy

[obsidian sun]

screenshot farming doesn't count

[timid hollow]

Im gonna prepare my wall of text just in advance

[static axle]

coming to you live on how dltb works

[oblique belfry]

i didnt they took my words out of context

[oblique belfry]

awaiting

[obsidian sun]

surely

[frozen void]

@flat violet @charred pewter apparently there are rumors for a Halo CE Remake and probably another Halo game soon

Downsides : Unreal Engine 5

[oblique belfry]

NOT AGAIN

NOOOOOOO

Another remake doomed by ue5

[frozen void]

In OcTOBER they will make a new Halo announcement apparently

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

With all this meh meh ue5 remake talk

[hexed kernel]

yeah for like a year already lmao

[obsidian sun]

same with the fallout 3 remake surely

[static axle]

@oblique belfry i would reply but cant use my mouse no more or it locks everything so i had ghost mouse and now dltb has hostaged my mouse too

[timid hollow]

isnt MGS Delta doing pretty good?

[oblique belfry]

[frozen void]

i mean UE5 is already abysmal dogshit alone so yeah we will see

[broken mountain]

[timid hollow]

And i repeat

MGS Delta seems pretty good

[obsidian sun]

it also runs like shit
yet no one talks about that
new mafia game too

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-miku-brazilian-miku-miku-brasileira-animation-gif-10888865808054237003

[obsidian sun]

and both use ue5

[oblique belfry]

gex

the issue is not about the game's content

its just pure performance

[timid hollow]

Which i meant

[obsidian sun]

it's about if people love to glaze or not

[broken mountain]

nooo you cant enjoy the game, you must be mad because 2 people cant run it

[obsidian sun]

it really is that simple

people love to glaze mgs

[static axle]

a walkie talkie, damn goty contender

[timid hollow]

But you know what you wanna be smart ass doge

[oblique belfry]

dying light 2 copy smh

[broken mountain]

hold on hold on

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-james-doakes-dexter-jamss-doaxes-staring-when-you-know-gif-10152841660313287334

[oblique belfry]

you do NOT get to spam it

you were not there

[real aspen]

i

i hate english language

fucking

fuck

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

Ok Sab, go back to your schizo corner

[real aspen]

no

[static axle]

crawling start badummtsss

[timber oxide]

Yes

[real aspen]

i will be heard

[oblique belfry]

oh cool

[hexed kernel]

that hand is very detailed

[timid hollow]

SpOiLeRS

[oblique belfry]

i was wondering if they were gonna show his escape or not

[timber oxide]

Why should I hear you out when you can't even hear me

[real aspen]

i can hear you dumbass

[static axle]

TOO BAD I CANT USE MY MOUSE TO SPOILER THESE PICS

[real aspen]

just not understand anything you say

[static axle]

[timber oxide]

Skill issue

[oblique belfry]

discord mobile smh

[real aspen]

cause you're speaking pyrsonese or something

[broken mountain]

googoo gaagaa

[obsidian sun]

run it on fullscreen windowed

[timid hollow]

why do you need your mouse to spoiler

[real aspen]

fucking pyrsians

[oblique belfry]

wait @static axle what about discord overlay ?

[timid hollow]

is that a thing

[obsidian sun]

you click the button

[timber oxide]

I speak fluent idiot

[broken mountain]

I want biomarkers I want inhibitors I want waltz tittie

[oblique belfry]

also yeah cant you just use || for spoiler

[timid hollow]

i just type /spoiler and type stuff

[oblique belfry]

oh wait

props for pictures

you need mouse

[timid hollow]

no

[oblique belfry]

iirc || doesnt work on pictures

[static axle]

nope same shit @obsidian sun

[timid hollow]

you write /spoiler and you ctrl v

smh

[broken mountain]

doesnt work like that for images

[timber oxide]

I'm the last one of my kind, have some respect

[oblique belfry]

doesn't work gex

i tried ctrl+v on "message" part

[static axle]

./spoiler is only for text

[oblique belfry]

doesnt let me

[broken mountain]

today we crucify gex

[timid hollow]

no idea how i did it then

[broken mountain]

for misinfo

bend over 106

[slim blaze]

present balls

[carmine laurel]

when you're so technologically illiterate, its no wonder game engines upset you

[timid hollow]

i bend over your mom when im behind her

[slim blaze]

For applied pressure

[oblique belfry]

DAAAAAAAAMN

[timid hollow]

i never hated any gameeninge but yeah

[oblique belfry]

cant even run most of em

just like me

[carmine laurel]

doge you're committing blue on blue

https://tenor.com/view/friendly-fire-friendly-fire-will-not-be-tolerated-throwing-hypocrite-gif-13255289749517161030

[oblique belfry]

thats why i wrote just like me

[timber oxide]

Thank fuck I'm just illiterate

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

ye ye, on your wheelchair you can only bend the straw you use to eat

[carmine laurel]

i wish I knew what this message said

[oblique belfry]

w h a t

[static axle]

in a video game k lyle

anyways performance is good, i think im maxed cause well, tbh techlands menu ui ass

bl4 2
dltb 1

[oblique belfry]

[real aspen]

what im raging about right now

is

[broken mountain]

fuck you sab

[oblique belfry]

muh minimalism

[broken mountain]

I aint listening to more bullshit

fuck you

[real aspen]

two words, "antithesis" and "anathema"

[timber oxide]

fuck you sab

[real aspen]

i wish their meanings swapped

[broken mountain]

I read it as antisemitism twice, is there something wrong with me?

[carmine laurel]

I agree with both Pyrson and Sound here

thats a consensus of 3 fuck yous

[real aspen]

anathema rhymes so much better but means completely irrelevant thing

[carmine laurel]

does he get deleted now?

[timber oxide]

3 fuck yous, you're out

[oblique belfry]

poles ganging up on georgian

[timber oxide]

Shiyon

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-3990232281903793984

[timber oxide]

You're now a honorary Pole

[broken mountain]

anathemaut get the fuck out

[static axle]

fuck you sab, i dont know what he said cause well hidden msg

[real aspen]

yes, but it has nothing to do with reading it as antisemitism

[static axle]

so make it 4

[carmine laurel]

yeah I just felt myself get poorer

[oblique belfry]

well i guess im left out

[broken mountain]

ye ye go fuck yourself you fucking whore

[oblique belfry]

sooo

fuck you sab

[timber oxide]

No Doge it won't work on you

[oblique belfry]

aw

[carmine laurel]

look at this unity over a common enemy

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

You're a turk

[timid hollow]

internet was away for a minute

[real aspen]

damn im getting an orgy now

[broken mountain]

you applied to a dick sucking job as a volunteer and you've been bragging about it for 5 days

[timber oxide]

We only do downgrades here

[timid hollow]

so while i do not hate any engine in particular

i like cryengine

[oblique belfry]

im already at rock bottom

fym

[carmine laurel]

same vibes as "that guy sucked a dick for bus fare, then walked"

[timber oxide]

I mean that we can't upgrade you to Pole cause you're already at the bottom

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

Sab's fatass spine would snap the moment he would bend for the dick

[carmine laurel]

you can be downgraded to indian tho

[timber oxide]

We can downgrade you to California tho

[oblique belfry]

surely poland is tiny bit better then turkey ?

[obsidian sun]

cryengine was dog
people who worked on it hated it's ass

[timber oxide]

Do you want that?

[oblique belfry]

NOOO

NOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[timber oxide]

See

[oblique belfry]

ANYTHING BUT CALI

[timber oxide]

I'm doing you a favor

[obsidian sun]

you'll fit right in doge

[timber oxide]

We reject your application

[oblique belfry]

HELL NO

[timid hollow]

Did you work on it? because i just see beautiful games that run well for me

so

[real aspen]

can i get downgraded to cali

[timid hollow]

good engine

[oblique belfry]

WOULD GET MUGGED IN THE FIRST 10 SECS

[broken mountain]

nava hagila, nava hagila

[obsidian sun]

boomer take 🥀

[oblique belfry]

what

[timid hollow]

the 22 yo boomer take, guess the things people say are true

you just as old as you feel

[broken mountain]

we are going to israel

[obsidian sun]

funny song

[static axle]

combat is the same "im beating a punching bag" feeling from dl2

[oblique belfry]

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-kamikaze-explosion-gif-15875063139611313358

[broken mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/546727346355568652/1296950998295777300/giphy.gif

best gif in existence

[oblique belfry]

fuck is that ww gif

[obsidian sun]

hey guys can you move the chat faster

[real aspen]

wasnt cryengine too much for hardware of the time, but aged extremely well?

[broken mountain]

sure

!dogbomb

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961687761151221773/1371436905668939836/attachment78789798.gif

[broken mountain]

!catbomb

[obsidian sun]

thank you

[broken mountain]

there

[oblique belfry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/961687761151221773/1371436905668939836/attachment78789798.gif?=&width=119&height=978

[broken mountain]

fresh chat

so anyways

slavery shouldnt* be illegal 100%

[obsidian sun]

uh oh

[real aspen]

he got nuked

[sick trail]

What for

[oblique belfry]

they got deleted

[obsidian sun]

it's over

[oblique belfry]

HI DRY

[obsidian sun]

chat

[broken mountain]

who

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961687761151221773/1371436905668939836/attachment78789798.gif

[oblique belfry]

[obsidian sun]

nuthin

[broken mountain]

whats going on

[real aspen]

soundtrackj

[oblique belfry]

bro killed his catbomb

[obsidian sun]

nuthin

[broken mountain]

yes, incel?

[carmine laurel]

this is ai, so firstly ew, but also tell me this guy didnt literally jsut feed the templars from hellgate london to make this?

[oblique belfry]

fucking hell it looks so off

[real aspen]

that's why i drew in 7th grade

[carmine laurel]

the fucking helmet is winking

[real aspen]

generic shiny knight

[oblique belfry]

😉

[obsidian sun]

the sword has half a hilt

[broken mountain]

the shoes are different

[oblique belfry]

where is the sword's other hilt

[timber oxide]

Shit's so bad

[carmine laurel]

kekw its just bad

[timid hollow]

the grip seems to be straigth while the blade is kinda rotated?

[timber oxide]

Shit's so bad it makes me think my drawings are good

[broken mountain]

right one has the cut in the middle, the other doesnt

[oblique belfry]

random ass Asset on the ground

rock

[carmine laurel]

only up

[obsidian sun]

the clean line
it looks like it's clipping

[broken mountain]

whered you get this shit from

[real aspen]

pinterest

probably

[carmine laurel]

someone bragging about how good their ai knight for dnd is

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

also why does the pinky finger just stop halfway

[carmine laurel]

"I didnt even need to pay for it"

"i can fucking tell"

[oblique belfry]

also is it me or does he have a hole on his arm

[real aspen]

couldnt he just boot up dark souls 3 and snap a pic

perfectly good knight

[broken mountain]

we need to spread awareness about cataracts

[carmine laurel]

looks like its supposed to be an led

more than a hole

man the fucking lego fingers are sending me

this shit is so bad

sounds right

dude has to be as blind as sab is deaf

[timid hollow]

i have this one crypto/blockchain/ai bro who wanted to convince me for 2 hours that in 2 years ai would built games and i wouldnt be able to tell the difference if its man made or ai made

i told him to hang himself for believing that

[carmine laurel]

[oblique belfry]

"guys ai will takeover"

[carmine laurel]

look to be fair, I have seen some incredibly well done ai assets and games, but they fall apart on either a technical level or a consistency level

[obsidian sun]

show him that one channel

someone here knows

[carmine laurel]

but we are heading towards that faster than is comfortable

[broken mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/javier-bardem-anton-got-it-think-about-it-ok-gif-17428218

[obsidian sun]

shauwn or smth

[broken mountain]

Ill show him pipnik's furry brazillian AI art

[oblique belfry]

everytime i hear the word "ai will take over" i just imagine shit like what chinese league of legends did

[carmine laurel]

and by well done, I dont mean "oh this is actually good"

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/seraphine-wild-rift-seraphine-gun-seraphine-china-go-brrr-seraphine-china-wildrift-gif-14532068395845574242

[obsidian sun]

[oblique belfry]

seraphine with a glock

[slim blaze]

Not engine itself, but yeah

CryEngine is the best engine in 2024-2025

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbyTcOPjLzM

[carmine laurel]

i mean that its actually getting harder and harder to pick it apart with some of the models and editting people are doing

[slim blaze]

Actually decently optimised

[copper vapor]

what is happening

[timid hollow]

WOAH

Just started that a week ago

[copper vapor]

this isn't official

[obsidian sun]

[copper vapor]

unfortunately

[oblique belfry]

IF you make a still image with simple stuff it might

but the moment you add details or even want stuff moving

gg

[carmine laurel]

nah I'm talking about full animation sets and stuff

[oblique belfry]

[carmine laurel]

theres a small group of people that are pushing the envelop on it

[broken mountain]

the best engine is z80 assembly

[carmine laurel]

its not perfect yet

but its coming

[static axle]

Klyle be shredded even tho in hospital for a decade or something

[oblique belfry]

muh experiments

[carmine laurel]

the beast in question I guess

[flat violet]

[hexed kernel]

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[carmine laurel]

idk I've never played any dying light

[copper vapor]

muscle massage by the hot nurse
just like BJ in Wolfenstein

[static axle]

damn fps too a hit

[broken mountain]

werent they experimenting on him or some shit?

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-the-walking-dead-rick-grimes-tweaking-gif-14396494703835932995

[broken mountain]

is it supposed to be like this?

[carmine laurel]

yeah

[static axle]

i think thats chromatic

[broken mountain]

alright

I ment the grass

[real aspen]

just disable grass at that point

[broken mountain]

it looks odd

[real aspen]

looks bad

[static axle]

ah

idk

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-back-jim-28-days-later-turning-around-sony-pictures-gif-17894873895374045808

[carmine laurel]

look at it here as well

[real aspen]

denser but still looks bad

think cause no shadows

[broken mountain]

I like how the hand looks

[flat violet]

Still have to watch this movie, one day™

[carmine laurel]

exactly what I said when I was sent this

[oblique belfry]

tl;dr :
in dl1 Kyle crane is a government agent where he was supposed to get samples then ditch the quarantine zone called Harran. Over the course of the game he slowly but surely said "fuck the government" and decided to help its citizens. After some time he went to mountains to help even more people but found a cult led by a sentient volatile which turned HIM into one. After some time the same government found kyle crane and did experiments on him for years.

[carmine laurel]

thank you, but no thank you

I'll play them one day

[flat violet]

PROCESSEUR

[oblique belfry]

now he escapes and dl the beast takes place

[flat violet]

🥖 🥖 🥖 🥖 🥖 🥖 🥖 🥖 🥖 🥖 🥖 🥖 🥖 🥖 🥖 🥖

[broken mountain]

spoiler it you turk

[oblique belfry]

oki

[carmine laurel]

[flat violet]

Oui oui je m'appelle Shiyon

[static axle]

dlss quality and framegen same as bl4

[oblique belfry]

brother there is literally "story so far" video that explains this

[obsidian sun]

FRENCH

KILL

[oblique belfry]

its just the plot of dl1

i dont know what the beast is about

[broken mountain]

doesnt excuse it imo

[carmine laurel]

yeah my friend was like "oh you dont need to play dl1, theres a recap vidoe thats good"

[static axle]

also yes @broken mountain it just the grass

[oblique belfry]

didnt go into details at all

so you will still have fun if you play it 1 day

[broken mountain]

looks nice

[oblique belfry]

FLOWER

[carmine laurel]

i plan to, just not in the mood for parkour zombie game

[broken mountain]

I really wanted more forest areas in DL2

[oblique belfry]

fair enough

[broken mountain]

the first location was so good

and then the shit city

old villedor was ok

central loop was weird

[oblique belfry]

not gonna lie i loved the map designs of both city and old villedor

[proven tundra]

securing my home

[oblique belfry]

you never were on the ground due to how much parkouring you could've done

[broken mountain]

old villedor looks nice, but I really preferred the smokey, gritty look of the city

[oblique belfry]

every building mixes into each other

for parkour

actual playground

[copper vapor]

[static axle]

@broken mountain looks nice untill you pay attention and notice its just the same grass node

[oblique belfry]

old villedor was better then city because city heavily wanted you to use gliders most of the time

[broken mountain]

this looks nasty

no shadow no nothing

[carmine laurel]

tbf, they dont want you standing and staring at the grass, so it makes sense to take the short cut on it

[oblique belfry]

yeah ngl its very visible

[real aspen]

just disable it

will look better

[oblique belfry]

looks like they just slapped few glass nodes on a ground mesh

[carmine laurel]

just disable yourself

[real aspen]

brother im already disabled

[broken mountain]

I like admiring small moments

and this looks bad

[real aspen]

why do you think i dont pay taxes?

[carmine laurel]

yeah do more

[static axle]

hounse

[oblique belfry]

think of it this way though

[broken mountain]

ever tried head seppuku?

[oblique belfry]

this is a tiny part

[obsidian sun]

imé disable

[real aspen]

yes

[carmine laurel]

Manse

[oblique belfry]

probably the scenery would look better on roofs n such

[broken mountain]

you are not disabled

[real aspen]

well, not seppuku

[broken mountain]

you cant hear but you arent deaf

you are perfectly fine

[real aspen]

but i did get decapitated a few times

[real aspen]

Now imagine, someone came up to you and started speaking Hawaiian, you'd hear their voice, maybe you'd catch some vowels, but you would not understand what they're saying.
and then another person came, and started speaking Chinese, and then another speaks Romanian, and then other speaks Swedish, and so on

That's what my hearing is like, I can hear most sounds fine, so i can listen to some music genres and hear if something going on so i dont die, but struggle to understand complex sounds like speech, so the majority of people are incomprehensible to me as if they're speaking a language i don't know, and each one is different.

i also have more classical symptoms like messed up directional hearing, tinnitus, and such

[broken mountain]

thankfully only a chunk of the brain got cut off

[broken mountain]

Bro consulted a lawyer 😭 😭

[oblique belfry]

its been another hour

lemme check the review counts again

[slim blaze]

Falco of yesterday: entire day yesterday talked about halo.
Falco of today:

[real aspen]

where's the gamba users cant read thing

[oblique belfry]

H u h .

[real aspen]

need this for shon and sound

[broken mountain]

up my ass

[static axle]

holy shit zombs feel spongy, 4 normal guys and you're struggling. wish i didnt have to use a full stamina bar on 1 normal enemy

[flat violet]

I don't care because I have already played that game

[oblique belfry]

early game dying light 2 moment

[obsidian sun]

glaze city

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

hey falco, are you a gai porn connoisseur?

[flat violet]

This again?

[real aspen]

shon and sound are retarded and dont undersatnd

[static axle]

climb the cum wall

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gif-22166705

[real aspen]

i kept it in a text file

[obsidian sun]

cum paint

[oblique belfry]

[real aspen]

so i dont have to write it out each time

[carmine laurel]

me when I get baited easily

[obsidian sun]

piss paint is gone
this is the next step in evolution

[real aspen]

"your honor, i was only pretending to be retarded"

[static axle]

no there is piss paint

but now theres also cum stains

[flat violet]

@oblique belfry so like The Beast is an actual sequel of DL1?

[obsidian sun]

that's the joke

we evolved from piss to cum

[broken mountain]

the bricks look really nice

[carmine laurel]

whatever helps you sleep at night

[real aspen]

nothing does

i have chronic insomnia

[carmine laurel]

the lara croft method

[obsidian sun]

ik something that does

[real aspen]

gun?

[obsidian sun]

indeed

[real aspen]

sadly no guns allowed here

[obsidian sun]

sab if you kill yourself just wanted to say that im not responsible

[real aspen]

you are

all of you are

[obsidian sun]

i already cleared my name

[real aspen]

you're

uhh

[thick plover]

OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[timid hollow]

If sab kills himself, im responsible for it

[real aspen]

whatever color this is

[thick plover]

14K ITS ALL OVER THE MONITOR MONEY MONEY MONEY

[timid hollow]

try to get me, i would do it again

[static axle]

@oblique belfry imma say that dead island made melee feel way better

[real aspen]

it's not even shit color, it's like, piss and shit mixed

[oblique belfry]

[obsidian sun]

GOLD GOLD GOLD

[obsidian sun]

fix yo discord fool

[real aspen]

i refuse

[broken mountain]

the doctors during your birth filling the "skin color" line in the documents

[obsidian sun]

then don't blame me for what you see

[real aspen]

i will blame not just you, but the entire world

[timid hollow]

Hm

how does this work

[oblique belfry]

Hm

[real aspen]

windows magic

[slim blaze]

Stop typing

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/hate-hatred-my-name-is-not-important-controversial-marilyn-manson-gif-24085578

[slim blaze]

you are breaking the law

[timid hollow]

now my spotify doesnt want to respond

time for a reboot yippie

[broken mountain]

sab's retardness is jamming 5g

cinema

[broken mountain]

mamma mia, I will whack all the retardo

[real aspen]

that'd be a cool power to have, actually

[static axle]

stalker

[real aspen]

whip it

[broken mountain]

he has you ignored

[oblique belfry]

reaper

[broken mountain]

you dont have to try

[real aspen]

i dont care, i talk to ghosts 24/7

[forest acorn]

@oblique belfry dying light Mr beast

[oblique belfry]

we are talking about it

92% positive reviews so far

3 hours since launch

[hexed kernel]

lowkey dislike when zombies in any media get super mutated and stop looking like humans tbh

[real aspen]

https://youtu.be/JsI8mqMfW3k?si=6KWwX_qb3NnpRigQ damn

[broken mountain]

boohoo I am so edgy, can you even ask the waiter for more ketchup you retard

[real aspen]

i dont like ketchup

[carmine laurel]

i like it when the media also has a semi-reasonable explanation for it

[real aspen]

nor do i go to restaurants

[copper vapor]

man I still don't know which abilities to use in ff16

[broken mountain]

You gobble on manly fruit instead

[static axle]

ok it is actually an ass boss fight

holy fuck

[broken mountain]

dl2 last boss was so ass

[real aspen]

i fucking love prunes

and nuts

[forest acorn]

I like goopy resident evil style zombie mutants

[forest acorn]

Are you meant to lose it

Dl1 had some dog shit boss fights too

Aka every huge kevlar zombie

One billion headshots to kill

[real aspen]

does anyone ever actually enjoy bullet sponge enemies

[rocky turtle]

Cinema

[forest acorn]

People like raid bosses so

[static axle]

no it just 3 hits you, also stun locks you, also spawn normal zombies

[real aspen]

damn

[broken mountain]

droon is always there for me when my memes are being overshadowed by sab

[timber oxide]

Only when by some magic means I manage to one tap them

[timid hollow]

still have to laugh about it

wont change soon probably

[real aspen]

i did a plague star bounty and reskinned lephantis has like 99.99% damage reduction that you can't go around in any way

it was absolute dogshit

[slim magnet]

if the game allows me to
a) land critical hits that bypass the huge health pool, rewarding skillful play
b) hit a tony hawk pro skater button combo on the monster's ass to quickly take care of it, with style, rewarding skillful play
c) both, rewarding skillful play
then yeah, i don't mind them, and even can like them

[rocky turtle]

cause i know that one its funny

[slim magnet]

ah the plague star lephantis is just ass since it's time gated too

you can one shot it

but you have to wait

[real aspen]

huh

not time gated

[real aspen]

i took my sweet time with it

[marsh cargo]

@left mantle

[real aspen]

but i was dealing like, 2k damage per shot with phenmor

[slim magnet]

the same shit happens with the babaus

[real aspen]

yeah

[slim magnet]

but you can just ignore them since they don't do any damage whatsoever

[real aspen]

damage attenuation was a mistake

[static axle]

a chick

[slim magnet]

it's a symptom of the game using 32bit for damage

for some reason

despite being 64bit

it's the weirdest fucking thing

never made any sense

[slim magnet]

but damage attenuation exists because of that

[real aspen]

im not sure im following

[broken mountain]

How did I make everybody have this video lmao

[slim magnet]

the max damage (and health) anything can have is 2.147 billion

[copper vapor]

this is 100% the girl in GTA6

[slim magnet]

a number that you can EASILY hit nowadays

[real aspen]

i dont think we're on same page here

[slim magnet]

no, we are

damage attenuation exists because of that

they need to scale your damage down

it is boring

[nova rune]

didnt you get it from me

[slim magnet]

but it's a necessity due to an awkward design choice

[marsh cargo]

DE is trying to squeeze more life out of 32bit

[broken mountain]

Ive been following the creators' channel for 2 years now

his name is kakaowy szatan

[proven tundra]

ancient ass down

[slim magnet]

the thing is warframe is 64bit

[proven tundra]

[static axle]

skyrim locpicking

[slim magnet]

but health and damage is 32bit

[broken mountain]

https://youtube.com/@kakaowyszatan1830?si=SND1E7i0P-r4XfLU

[slim magnet]

for some reason

[nova rune]

anyways

[nova rune]

ah, ive had the file since 2023. Makes sense if you downloaded it and sent it here when you started following him

[timber oxide]

DL1 also had skyrim lockpicking so...

[copper vapor]

burliest man in existence, could just kick the door off its hinges

[real aspen]

yeah i dont think we're on same page, i mean damage attenuation, as in making your gun that normally deals 3 million damage per shot, do 5k damage at most, just to make a boss more "difficult". capping the damage so you dont get integer overflow is fine.

[left mantle]

cough check elsewhere cough

[static axle]

@timber oxide i mean its rarer to find a game without it nowadays

[broken mountain]

gothic is the greatest rpg out there

[timid hollow]

I just watched the "previously in crysis" in the crysis 3 menu

this shit is criminal

[timber oxide]

Because it works, is simple, and not patent locked

[timid hollow]

rasch doesnt even mention alcatraz, he just says prophet replaced his tainted flesh

motherfucker

[slim magnet]

brother

it is what i am talking about

damage attenuation sucks as a game mechanic

but it's the only way they can add new content

[real aspen]

yes but why are you bringing up integrer limits?

[slim magnet]

because it's the reason it exists

that's the "damage cap"

[real aspen]

they could just cap it at like 2 billion and be done

[slim magnet]

which you can hit with any frame that has damage buffs

[marsh cargo]

Because that's the reason attenuation exists

[rocky turtle]

oh i know channel on youtube that makes videos like this

[slim magnet]

it is capped at that

bruh

the cap is 2.147 billion

the 32bit max integer

[timber oxide]

Going back to bullet sponges

I remember when I played PD2

[slim magnet]

which is also the cap of health

if you do that much damage EVERYTHING just dies

no matter what

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/payday-2-payday-pd2-death-sentence-payady-2-death-sentence-gif-17267625918096399204

[timber oxide]

And after a while installed a mod that removed the difficulty based enemy health modifiers

The game was literally piss easy when enemies weren't bullet sponges

[marsh cargo]

Attenuation is just a Stat squish so they can still get to use their 32bit hp and damage calculations

ITS A BANDAID

[slim magnet]

thus, damage attenuation exists as a mechanic to scale your damage down to a manageable number for the engine

so that monsters don't die in one instance of damage to your roar saryn

[real aspen]

and im fine with that

[slim magnet]

you just said that you don't like attenuation

??????

[real aspen]

ok so lets put it this way

[static axle]

@oblique belfry game be like repair or find new weapon but also is like fuck you we aint giving you shit

[oblique belfry]

there is no materials to loot ?

[timber oxide]

PoV
Poland

[static axle]

nothing

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

i mean i get rags from zombies

thats about it

this is gamba all over again

[obsidian sun]

[timber oxide]

Never had issues with finding mats in [modpack]

[real aspen]

capping damage so game doesnt break = ok
giving bosses 99.999% damage reduction to make fights "difficult" = not ok
like how snipers are mostly useless on for example plague star cause your, idk, 200 million single-shot gets reduced to 2k damage

is that clear?

[timber oxide]

But I'm a loot goblin so I pick up literally everything

[blazing maple]

Imagine being a master of pyromancy and your first ever opponent is a cryomancer/hydromancer and you get bodied

[blazing maple]

I'm a mind goblin

[oblique belfry]

nature at its finest

[timber oxide]

What's ligma?

[blazing maple]

steve jobs

[broken mountain]

what do I do when I'm in the middle of pissing and I want to shit

[timber oxide]

[blazing maple]

sit down to shit and piss

[broken mountain]

I cant just pause

[timber oxide]

Skill issue, pick a better element next time

[obsidian sun]

skill issue

[timber oxide]

Or even better

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-buddha-chuddha-chud-nothing-ever-happens-gif-5905117637949226818

[timber oxide]

Put all your skill points in STR

[obsidian sun]

one must learn to pause the stream

[timber oxide]

Tank their magic and fold them like a paper airplane

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsqBCs7o5go

[slim magnet]

it's a symptom of the same issue

[marsh cargo]

You can't tank shit without VIT

[timber oxide]

Depends on the game

[broken mountain]

[static axle]

damn theres a lot of zombies

[slim magnet]

the thing is warframe's endgame hit the boiling point of difficulty scaling ages ago

there is literally no way you can move forward in a horde shooter like that

[hexed kernel]

WO
RK
SHOP

[real aspen]

you were talking about the mechanic by itself, i was talking about how shittily it's utilized in gameplay. think that's it

[static axle]

EX
HIBI
TION

[slim magnet]

you either
a) make everything deal insane damage and you die instantly, which isn't fun
b) make everything extremely tanky so that you maximize your damage as much as possible, which isn't fun because it kills variety

[thick plover]

some1 ping me when my image uploads so i can continue my joke thanks, its taken 10+ minutes now

800 KB image btw

[timber oxide]

Ok Imma go fight the Chimera again brb

[real aspen]

also like how some enemies are arbitrarily immune to damaging warframe abilities, like mesa's pistols not even targeting bosses

just shit design

[broken mountain]

I need to add a speech bubble to this

[slim magnet]

yeah that shit is just insanely retarded and there is actually no way to justify that

i fully agree on that

[static axle]

these fuckers kinda detailed @oblique belfry

[marsh cargo]

Well they been trying to kill Mesa and saryn for 5 years now

[broken mountain]

FINALLY, VARIETY

[rocky turtle]

the middle pishit

[broken mountain]

Not the one fucking face

that every zombie had

in dl2

[slim magnet]

but damage attenuation is just the only way forward that isn't as terrible as making everything one shot you

[oblique belfry]

just like sound said

finally variety

[slim magnet]

did you play before they added shield gating?

[oblique belfry]

[slim magnet]

release steel path was borderline impossible

[oblique belfry]

instead of "bald zombie"

everywhere

[slim magnet]

release arbitrarions were ridiculous

[hexed kernel]

so far the only thing i know about this game is that the gore is good

[real aspen]

i have almost 1000 logins now

i've been around

[marsh cargo]

Becusse they noticed they fucked up with the balancing of these 2 fucking frames
Now they can just nerf them because the playerbase would get mad Muh pve game nu nerfs ples

[slim magnet]

since you just died to one damage instance

[oblique belfry]

oh speaking of

[slim magnet]

which was not fun at all

[static axle]

ooh the runners can climb

[oblique belfry]

how does the finishers feel like ? @static axle

[marsh cargo]

Bombardiers

[real aspen]

i remember getting insta gibbed by toxic ancients

[slim magnet]

or the tall girls with the machineguns that killed you in 2 hits

with a like 1200rpm gun

[oblique belfry]

why is bro looking at me like its my fault

[slim magnet]

hitscan btw

[hexed kernel]

what if it is

[marsh cargo]

Grenier were soooo fun back then

[carmine laurel]

it is

[broken mountain]

Also, @static axle how are the physics? Do enemies finally react to objects and trip and shit, or do they walk on invisible floor when falling, like in DL2?

[timber oxide]

Ah, the amount of times I triggered Phoenix Renewal because something one tapped me and I didn't even notice

[real aspen]

obern

[static axle]

mf still trying to bite my ankles

[real aspen]

the goat

literally

[oblique belfry]

"you made me kill the all mother instead of nuke ending."

[marsh cargo]

Tho the hitscan corpus sniper nullifiers were not fun either

[green granite]

Finally reach BR 6.0:

Finally reach BR 6.0 :

[timber oxide]

What? Heal my allies? Bitch I have the healing on 24/7 to keep MYSELF alive, go fuck yourself

[static axle]

@broken mountain they stumble and shit, cant remember shit from dl2

[broken mountain]

[oblique belfry]

they did that in dl1

[broken mountain]

I need to watch videos

[oblique belfry]

dont remember zombies stumbling on corpses and shit

on dl2

[carmine laurel]

I truely enjoy when a game is actually miserably hard so that you have to constantly iterate your builds and tactics to surpass them, and while I fully understand why it gets changed to cater to more people, I wish they would leave the og difficulty in as an option

[broken mountain]

DL2 had the shittiest physics imagineable

They wouldnt even fall from cars

[static axle]

bro looks shocked

[broken mountain]

they would like

[oblique belfry]

at least two handed felt better then dl1

[oblique belfry]

gnarly

[timber oxide]

Fuck changing builds, I will just brute force everything

[broken mountain]

comically fall to the ground like looney tunes

[real aspen]

i was malding over corrupted crewmen, their shotguns oneshotted my through 1200hp, healing, and armor bonus

[timber oxide]

I will not be forced to play something I don't like

[broken mountain]

and walk on invisible floor around cars n shit

[timber oxide]

I'd rather suffer

[oblique belfry]

thats launch dl2 tho

when i played it

[carmine laurel]

over coming through skill and persistence still counts as the iterative gameplay

[oblique belfry]

there was none like that

[broken mountain]

Yes, thats the point

[marsh cargo]

Yeah because armor was a dead Stat after level 40 enemies

[timber oxide]

One of the reasons I don't like leveling in warframe is how I need to play stuff I either don't like or won't use ever again after I max it

[carmine laurel]

main reason I played the game for a bit and then dropped it entirely

[static axle]

i mean i would post videos but you know, locked mouse @broken mountain

[broken mountain]

ill see if any techland devs are in gamba

[timber oxide]

Yes, lemme grind this shit ass ice on a stick to gain less than half a level

Just thinking about this system makes me not want to play it again

[carmine laurel]

if it wasnt tied to leveling, I would make and grind everything as part of being a collectionist

[marsh cargo]

As if leveling shit was hard

[carmine laurel]

its not about it being hard

[static axle]

ah yes all the zombies spawned back from dying this will cbt

[timber oxide]

It's not hard, but it's annoying

[carmine laurel]

its about me enjoying a specific way of play

[marsh cargo]

It's not even tedious

[timber oxide]

I really don't want to use weapon X when I like weapon A

I don't want to use frame Y when I like frame O

[marsh cargo]

Well yes get fucked the entire game screams at you adapt

[carmine laurel]

I like how my rhino plays
so great that to continue my leveling, I need to stop playing rhino and build a loki

[real aspen]

the humble Sedna: hydron

[carmine laurel]

its just not for me, so I dropped it

[timber oxide]

I won't and the game won't force me

[broken mountain]

@mortal wave fix your game please

ty

[timber oxide]

I just did spy missions

[marsh cargo]

Given you got filtered by the leveling system

It did it forced you to quit

[oblique belfry]

❓

[timber oxide]

Who said I got filtered?

Are you retarded, sparter

You're a tester so you probably are

[broken mountain]

[oblique belfry]

wait really ?

[broken mountain]

who knows

[oblique belfry]

[broken mountain]

maybe they will take our feedback

[real aspen]

[broken mountain]

fix this beautiful game

we are big fans

of tymon smektała

[timber oxide]

Why am I so pink

[marsh cargo]

Smh smh ad hominem
No arguments then

[real aspen]

because i like you so much that reality bends and makes you pink

[static axle]

damn, they really want you to be a rooftop runner

[real aspen]

the actual reason:

[broken mountain]

colorblind deaf retard

how bad can it be

[timber oxide]

You misunderstand "it's a shit system and I don't want to play anymore because of it" as "I stopped playing because of it"

I stopped playing because all my friends stopped playing it too and I got bored after a while of playing it by myself

[real aspen]

damn

i kinda just hop on after major updates and play a week or so

[timber oxide]

I came back a few times, had fun for a bit, got bored again

[real aspen]

yeah

probably the healthiest way to do it

[copper vapor]

[real aspen]

no point burning yourself out doing what you dont like

[hexed kernel]

buy parkour game
look inside
parkour

[timber oxide]

But now that I got reminded how the leveling system works, I will postpone my return until I forget about it

[real aspen]

what mr did you stop at

[copper vapor]

what yous talkin about
warframe?

[real aspen]

yea

[oblique belfry]

🗿

[static axle]

man i nearly shat my pants went into a dark room, a zombie was behind a computer chair and kicked it forward

[oblique belfry]

i just realized smth

[timber oxide]

However knowing about the Oberon rework makes me not want to come back at all

[thick plover]

dying light has parkour????

[real aspen]

i'll let you know if it's shit or not

[timber oxide]

Ok Sab

[oblique belfry]

this fucking interactive map from rockstar social club doesn't show item locations
it shows the items YOU'VE Collected on the map

smh

[timber oxide]

I'll appreciate it

But it kinda makes me understand why my friends were upset about the melee changes

[real aspen]

mmmm im still conflicted about melee

half-half

[timber oxide]

They played the game for a long time and got used to the previous system

[static axle]

@oblique belfry also some zombies speak. i said "plz dont, plz stop" after i kicked it, i guess theres fresh zombies too

[marsh cargo]

They were told
You can't hold control and spam spin

[oblique belfry]

runners did that only

[timber oxide]

And then it got changed and they just didn't wish to play anymore

[oblique belfry]

do normal zombies do it too ?

[static axle]

yee it was a runner

[oblique belfry]

ah

runners already did that

[timber oxide]

But I actually thought it was fine

[oblique belfry]

both in dl1 and 2

since they are "semi turned"

or freshly turned

whatever

[slim magnet]

i never understood the bitching and moaning behind the melee rework

[real aspen]

many stances got shafted by the rework. also they all became so damn homogenous, you had all those weird combos and stuff but now it's all the same

[slim magnet]

they even added a fucking HOLD E TO MELEE button

you don't even have to mash now

[real aspen]

hold to melee is good yes

[slim magnet]

just HOLD E

and you still insta win

melees are still the best weapon type

[timber oxide]

I want

[marsh cargo]

Only bitching that was happening was the death of spin2win meta
Which thank God it happened

[timber oxide]

To be able

To kill myself

With Lenz

Again

[slim magnet]

literally the only thing lost in the mix was channeling life steal

[real aspen]

same

[blazing maple]

asexuals in the middle of an orgy:

[static axle]

LENS FLARE

[slim magnet]

and maiming strike going from 600pl to 3

[hexed kernel]

finally

[timber oxide]

I, no kidding, stopped using Lenz after they took away my ability to kill myself with it

No more funnies

No more use of the weapon

[real aspen]

i'd sooner kill myself than deal with that stupid stagger

[slim magnet]

this shit made me put chroma down for so long

since i couldn't castana myself to get the max buff

[timber oxide]

Yeah that stagger is so stupid, just let me kill myself

[marsh cargo]

Poor tonkor

[static axle]

@oblique belfry ah this has that dl2 falling but you fast climb a wall bug

[oblique belfry]

oh ?

[marsh cargo]

The stagger Animation is soo slow I would rather just die instead

[static axle]

i was falling spammed space and i climbed a 15m smooth wall in a sec

[timber oxide]

Exactly!

[static axle]

[real aspen]

damn we all just wanna die huh

[static axle]

same shit was in dl2

[timber oxide]

And let's be honest

Dying is just funnier

[real aspen]

definitely

the ragdolls

remember sonicor?

good ol times

[static axle]

also im ezio auditore @oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

zam

[green granite]

really want the beast but dont want to drop 60 bucks ngl

[verbal lodge]

Techland milking their one and only relevant ip left i see

[timber oxide]

So

How much space does Warframe need in 2025

[oblique belfry]

it begins

[timber oxide]

Doge, GTA V was one of the few games I 100%'d on purpose

[real aspen]

50 gigs or so

[timber oxide]

But it was back on PS3

[blazing maple]

samanther song of the day https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=d_nMUKBXxXI

[quiet abyss]

@sour rivet is it just me or does SoW give assassins creed vibes a little

[oblique belfry]

[blazing maple]

I'm really into the beaches lately

[quiet abyss]

[real aspen]

goonmantha

[copper vapor]

they both do

[blazing maple]

what

[copper vapor]

limited parkouring and stealth and assassinations

[quiet abyss]

yeah you right

[copper vapor]

combat's a hybrid between AC and Batman Arkham

[quiet abyss]

but SoW has far better mechanics for stealth XD

or sorry

for uh parkour

because it doesnt feel so clunky

[blazing maple]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G1IjTWbXYAAfA8_?format=jpg&name=small

[copper vapor]

I'm curious to know what games you 100%'d accidentally

[quiet abyss]

i remember i climbed more random shit in AC than i ever do in SoW

[timber oxide]

@oblique belfry my current Cyberpunk run should be used as evidence that I shouldn't be allowed to play as female characters in games with character customization

[oblique belfry]

mmmm

[real aspen]

[oblique belfry]

boobas

[real aspen]

what did you do

[quiet abyss]

what happen

[timber oxide]

Ratchet and Clank games on PS2 because I played them so many times

[timber oxide]

yesn't

They are covered

With a jacket

And nothing else

[real aspen]

damn

[timber oxide]

We're on the edge of a slip 24/7

[real aspen]

giving edgerunners a whole new meaning

anyway

[blazing maple]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=6b08m8GHPFY here's one for you

[real aspen]

gray is a color
grey is a name

or is it the other way around?

[timber oxide]

both are a color

[real aspen]

[carmine laurel]

both are a color

both are a name

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1126283787031019631.gif?quality=lossless&name=A_sneakskeleton&size=48

[real aspen]

i hate english

[hexed kernel]

so true

[carmine laurel]

welcome to english traditional and english simplified

[timber oxide]

UK = Grey
US = Gray

[real aspen]

mfw

[timber oxide]

I hate Bri*ish english

[real aspen]

i mostly agree

but

[timber oxide]

I love american english

[hexed kernel]

you don't like the random U's everywhere?

smh

[quiet abyss]

american english is the best thing america ever did

imma be honest

[timber oxide]

Let me just put a fucking silent u everywhere

[quiet abyss]

favor vs favour

fuck you

[real aspen]

aluminum

[quiet abyss]

no need for the u, makes no sound

you mean Aluminium?

fuck the british version of aluminum

[blazing maple]

hello chat how are we all doing today? not slandering words with our instead of or are we?

better not be

[hexed kernel]

omg haii

[blazing maple]

heylo

[real aspen]

Aluminum is american
Aluminium is correct

[quiet abyss]

wrong

false

[static axle]

@oblique belfry ready?

[real aspen]

explode

[quiet abyss]

aluminum sounds better, bite my ass

[oblique belfry]

oh no

[blazing maple]

al yew min ee um

[static axle]

[real aspen]

i will bite your shiny aluminium ass

[quiet abyss]

aluminum doesnt NEED another syllable

[sour rivet]

YOU ARE WRONG!!!

[quiet abyss]

its fucking dumb to add one more just to make it have an i there

[carmine laurel]

the american mind is too small to process syllables