╟❓general-offtopic

[oak magnet]

i dont even know you

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brick-fast-brick-throw-dead-af-gif-18208531324542038920

Let it be known that laika's final words were "I don't even know you"

[oak magnet]

booooo

im a ghost

spooky

fucking spell icup

[oblique belfry]

[carmine laurel]

its cool tho

he said /s

[oblique belfry]

WHY IS A DEV OF THE GAME PLAYING ON 1440P

[carmine laurel]

i mean

[pallid raft]

i prefer randys ranting to a corpo 'we're sorry about that'

[carmine laurel]

4k is very small part of the population on steam

[timber oxide]

I'm sorry mr Retardford, but a 2yo hardware shouldn't be considered inadequate

[oblique belfry]

i get that but like
not optimizing your game for 4k players because you are only playing on 1440p ?

[carmine laurel]

this is still real tho

[carmine laurel]

I mean he's obviously just on a heater and saying retard stuff

[oblique belfry]

[carmine laurel]

but there are much more 1440p player than 4k players

[oblique belfry]

Same company that is still doing 30 fps cutscenes btw

[carmine laurel]

so it does (not for an AAA) make sense to not focus on 4k

[pallid raft]

i also dont think hes saying that the game isnt gonna be 4k optimised, hes just saying that most ppl probably cant run it

[static axle]

you dont need to optimize for 4k, just optimize 1080p and it'll carry over because its literally just 4x

[copper vapor]

he's right about ppl using 2 year old hardware expecting to run shit at 4k max graphics

but hasn't there been cases with people using 5090s and struggling? his point is kinda moot there

[carmine laurel]

my pc cost more than a car and I dont even have a 1440p screen

[oblique belfry]

THATS THE PROBLEM

5090 users are crashing / having 50 fps on 4k

[proven tundra]

They're just not premium enough

[oak magnet]

if y’all ever wanna hear the screams of the damned

take the central or northern lines of the london underground

they make talking on the train impossible

[marsh cargo]

wut

[cunning bronze]

Jesse what are you talking about

[carmine laurel]

Honestly if he had said the premium bullshit and shut up fter it would have been amazing marketing for him, cause pc master race users live for that shit, and the community would have split into "yeah but d you have a good rig" overnight

[oak magnet]

idk just remembered that its a thing

[pallid raft]

found a dude running a 5090 and a 9950x3d, 32 gigs ddr5, on 4k with no upscaling or frame gen and it hit around 45 frames at peak

[oak magnet]

search up footage u will see im right

im always right

[static axle]

@oblique belfry ok mister dying light knowledge man, did dl2 ultimate come with beast

[cunning bronze]

It should

[oblique belfry]

IF you bought the ultimate edition before the beast was revealed

it should

[proven tundra]

Randy can't shut up
That's his problem

[static axle]

so if i buy ultimate key i should get beast

[oblique belfry]

No

[static axle]

[proven tundra]

Send some intern to take his phone away

[copper vapor]

his biggest problem is that he thinks he's actually helping ppl

[oblique belfry]

you dont get the beast if you buy ultimate edition now

[copper vapor]

and that feeds his ego

[oblique belfry]

iirc

[pallid raft]

the best frames he got were with dlss performance and he hit around 95 frames

[static axle]

well thats kinda sus, even worse than randy twitter

[oblique belfry]

probably because techland promised dl2 players a new dlc but it turned into the beast so they offered ultimate players the beast for free

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3zhPXKrv3M

[timid hollow]

✅

[proven tundra]

Headache is gone

Nice

[oblique belfry]

same

[proven tundra]

Thank you pharmaceuticals

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

eating satiated it

[proven tundra]

[static axle]

well thats kinda scummy

[oblique belfry]

[proven tundra]

Nap and advil cured it for me lol

[static axle]

HAHA

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

but idk if it will upgrade it

it should

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

its 20 bucks

[oblique belfry]

if it doesn't rip

[static axle]

[cunning bronze]

Can you ask customer service?

[static axle]

ok we refunding from your pocket then

[oblique belfry]

A

No

[timid hollow]

Now crysis escalation comics

and then crysis 3

[static axle]

*myes hello mr.techland im trying to buy dlb underpriced from a keyshop but it isnt avalable, if i buy this cheap code for ultimate can i get beast for even cheaper"

[cunning bronze]

Just word it differently

[oak magnet]

DRUUUGS

[static axle]

no wait its the reloaded for 20 bucks

[oak magnet]

A1

[frozen void]

The Kalashnikov PKP 7.62x54R infantry machine gun (PKP) is a light machine gun in Escape from Tarkov. The 7.62 mm PKP "Pecheneg" is widely recognized for its reliability and firepower. Time-tested technical solutions, skillfully combined with advanced approaches to ergonomics, made it possible to increase not only the mobility of the shooter on the battlefield, but also the accuracy of fire at a distance of up to 1500 m, eliminating the effect of thermal mirage by equipping the machine gun with a forced-air cooling system. The PKP is a modernized version of the PKM, featuring improvements like a dovetail mount for optics and slightly better accuracy (0.96 MOA compared to the PKM's 1.04 MOA), with interchangeable parts that often provide enhanced ergonomics and recoil reduction when customized. In-game, it uses 7.62x54R ammunition fed via belts and cannot sustain automatic fire when switching between hip-fire and ADS. The PKP is exclusively obtained by defeating the boss Kaban on Streets of Tarkov (with a ~33% spawn chance on him).

In Escape from Tarkov, the PKP Pecheneg 7.62x54R infantry machine gun is primarily used by:Kaban, a boss on the Streets of Tarkov map, who has a ~33% chance of spawning with it. The PKP can only be obtained by defeating him, as it is not available for purchase or found in other loot pools.
Players who acquire it from Kaban can use it in raids. Its high firepower, decent accuracy (0.96 MOA), and ability to mount optics via a dovetail make it a formidable choice for those engaging in medium-to-long-range combat, though its belt-fed mechanism and inability to sustain automatic fire when switching between hip-fire and ADS require tactical consideration.

In a real-world context, the PKP Pecheneg is used by Russian military forces and some allied nations, valued for its reliability, high rate of fire, and effectiveness in suppressive roles. However, since your query is about Tarkov, the in-game usage is limited to Kaban and players who loot

[proven tundra]

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/iedy-gif-15284789028345789433

[pallid sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1215814533407576114/1379521283498311830/watermark-10.gif

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-verified-verified-by-usec-this-post-has-been-fact-checked-tarkov-usec-gif-9723430833983656353

[copper vapor]

u-suc

[hexed kernel]

omagad

[rocky turtle]

usecmypines

[uneven sapphire]

[raven swan]

good evening chatter

[raven swan]

s

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-gif-24607778

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/silksong-hollow-knight-hollow-night-silksong-faridulasimanet-sherma-silksong-gif-171830693794769624

[raven swan]

https://tenor.com/view/iedy-gif-15284789028345789433

i'm so hungry i could eat a

[hexed kernel]

a what

[raven swan]

a

[hexed kernel]

please don't eat the letter a

[timid hollow]

Ofc Crysis Escalation is only available as ebook

[proven tundra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/376364712260009994/1418272266260840569/shha54wq54jssjj.mp4?ex=68cd847a&is=68cc32fa&hm=05fd3ce0f40e42efc12ff3db3aece4704c0ace9b79a821c817b1d3def946ee97&

[broken mountain]

Crysis has a book?

[timid hollow]

And Comics

Comics cover story between 1/2, Legion tells the Story of 2 from Alcatraz perspective because he is mute ingame, Legion covers story between 2/3

I know whats going on between the games but i would like to actually have the books next to my Metro 2033/2034

[copper vapor]

how did I survive 10 seconds of that

[proven tundra]

Because your brain is not completely rotted yet

[raven swan]

deserves and oscar

[raven swan]

[blazing jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/skeletor-mirror-gif-10493095

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-2-stalker-scar-spark-meme-gif-6112129495284371231

[hexed kernel]

uhsmm mister moderator (1984) have you checked the description of the channel you are right now on?

this kind if thing is not allo-

oh

[oblique belfry]

v r o

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-2-stalker-scar-spark-meme-gif-6112129495284371231

[blazing jackal]

i suppose germany doesnt have the rest of Metro fiction universe books ||some of them are better than everything glukhovsky ever wrote||

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/girl-discord-girl-gifs-discord-girl-gif-girl-gif-basketball-gif-22730456

[timid hollow]

We have them all translated, 2033/2034 are just the ones i found in a bookstore when i was like 12

[frozen void]

i have this gif saved

[timid hollow]

Okay most niche ones arent translated probably, but most of them

[hexed kernel]

of course you do

[timid hollow]

Even the redacted Novels are translated often

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT2kpyDXK_8&list=RDfT2kpyDXK_8&start_radio=1

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout4-gif-5924860

[oblique belfry]

[frozen void]

i hate the minutemen with a passion what a dogshit faction

fuck off

they should have left us chose which faction to take the castle with

[hexed stag]

mf I aint the one fapping

[oblique belfry]

[blazing jackal]

didnt expected that tbqh

[timid hollow]

[copper vapor]

"I became profit"

[umbral sluice]

Stopped playing silksong to embrace POE2

[raven swan]

understandable choice tbh

[oak magnet]

what is POE2

why is everyone talking about it

[frozen void]

tbf POE 2 is farming Ws

[raven swan]

hi grok how've you been doing

[oak magnet]

am i not gamer enough

[umbral sluice]

I have like 11 divs in store

[real aspen]

Hmm

[raven swan]

power over ethernet

[real aspen]

I've but of a dilemma

[umbral sluice]

And a 60 div build or so

[pallid sapphire]

Fucked up the trial?

[real aspen]

No didn't have it yet

[umbral sluice]

Bonestorm lich

[real aspen]

It's next week

[static axle]

bsg really doing shit like this

[blazing jackal]

[umbral sluice]

Omw to do all t3 bosses

[real aspen]

If I use 3.4kg sword, muscles don't get tired much, but it pumps the pulse cau

If I use 6 kilo sword muscles get tired but pulse doesn't go as high cause I can't move as fast

So which do I use?

[oak magnet]

OH

i see

[timid hollow]

graphics are set, now shower, dinner, walk with the dawg and then i kick ceph out of our universe

[umbral sluice]

Good. Went to a protest against our gouvernement today

[oak magnet]

read about that

all power to ya

fuck austerity

[umbral sluice]

We were like 2000 in my small city

[hexed kernel]

most popular french pastime

[hexed stag]

Hello mr. Grok. Since you instituted the ban on the word 'gae' (if Im not mistaken), what is your opinion on people posting gifs of men kissing?

[raven swan]

insane turnout

[blazing jackal]

where tf did you find 3 kilo sword?

[oak magnet]

too bad all the british can be are, useless against austerity

gagah

[umbral sluice]

Not a problem

[oak magnet]

what about homoerotic tf2 edits

[umbral sluice]

I banned that word because of general misuse

[copper vapor]

gotta milk the gooner weirdos for all their money

[umbral sluice]

Out of respect for homos

[oak magnet]

homoies

[blazing jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/mark-wolff-cmon-lets-go-gachi-gif-22942857

[umbral sluice]

Cause saying « Thats gay » as a bad thing is stupid

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/cut-it-out-smh-stop-it-jonah-hill-no-way-gif-26885587

[umbral sluice]

Get creative with insults you English people

[oak magnet]

if anything

idk i lost my train

[copper vapor]

go get it back

[oak magnet]

i cant remember how i insulted someone last time

[copper vapor]

it's running away...

[umbral sluice]

Just waiting for 1.0 SPT support and I’m making a modpack for it

👍

[oak magnet]

i just call people edgy

LETTUCE

[copper vapor]

yay. can't wait.

[oak magnet]

my food man

do you like cured meats

[raven swan]

gork's right, start calling people machhar ki jhaat instead

[oak magnet]

call people the word

[real aspen]

It's a short bar with 3 kilo weight on one end, use it to simulate longsword without the length so I don't smash up house walls
6 kilo for greatsword

[raven swan]

WHAT

[oak magnet]

cured meats

[raven swan]

which one

[green granite]

[oak magnet]

opinions

[oak magnet]

f

word

4 letters

[real aspen]

Eat

[hexed kernel]

you think 1.0 will run better or worse? or the same?

[raven swan]

fart

[oak magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/javier-bardem-anton-got-it-think-about-it-ok-gif-17428218

[green granite]

Grok's Automated Modular Modpack for Single Player Tarkov

[oak magnet]

lettuce do yu consume

cured meat

you better

[raven swan]

nah, that's not a thing here

[oak magnet]

:(

i wish u can try jamon serrano or other meats

[raven swan]

unless you're uber rich and you can afford niche stuff

[oak magnet]

i wish i had a larger selection

im in search of a delicatessen

[blazing jackal]

Sab, avg weight of zweihander is 3 kilos

[oak magnet]

need me some gabagool

capocollo

[real aspen]

I know, it's for training

More fun

[oak magnet]

might join the ndrangheta for the meat

[umbral sluice]

Same or worse

[hexed kernel]

my only problem with glorpkov is that it runs like shit

[zealous depot]

I will return when it becomes a thing

Possibly

[proven tundra]

cozy home is coming along

[real aspen]

@blazing jackal
I'm at the point where I can make proper smooth swings and stabs with 6kg if I hold it near the head.

3kg barely feels like anything when 2 handed

[copper vapor]

have you seen the recommended system specs in the steam page

[raven swan]

🔺

triangle rat emoji

[proven tundra]

[raven swan]

[blazing jackal]

do you buhurtin?

[hexed kernel]

yes

[hexed kernel]

literally me

[rocky turtle]

[upbeat verge]

I got a 4070

what's the issue sir?

[real aspen]

Sadly no, no hema culture where I live

[blazing jackal]

really, not even single hema group in georgia?

that sucks if true

[timid hollow]

shiyon did irreversible damage to my algorithm

[hexed kernel]

i wanna do hema so much :(

[zealous depot]

[proven tundra]

I need to go find bone ass

get me some iron upgrades

wait sorry ancient one is next

[arctic flicker]

just drizzle a little bit olive oil

[proven tundra]

I need to go find ancient ass

get me some iron upgrades

[oak magnet]

reuploading the same shit over and over

and it works

[upbeat verge]

you mean he repaired it?

[timid hollow]

there is nothing to repair

my algorithm was trained over 9 years to give me the finest video essays and GMV/AMVs there are

[rocky turtle]

archeologists be like :

[oak magnet]

give me MC Ride or give me death

[blazing jackal]

if only yt fucks didnt deleted half of them by dmca racket

[real aspen]

There are some unarmed martial arts schools, but only one with swords I've found are for fencing and Georgian sabre but they aren't really that good

Plus I'm not really interested in hema, prefer to make up my own techniques and do weird fancy stuff, I mean, the reason I learned to handle a heavy ass "sword" in one hand is so I could pretend to cast spells with other hand

[oak magnet]

sword shit

[copper vapor]

sounds like an expensive hobby

[oak magnet]

tf is hema

hematoma?

[copper vapor]

historical european martial arts

fighting ppl with swords, to simplify

[oak magnet]

oh

lmao

[real aspen]

Stab stab

Swish

[oak magnet]

id rather be shot

i was shot earlier today

in chat

[carmine laurel]

it is

[blazing jackal]

giving them concussion by fine goedendag on their helmets

[oak magnet]

the true LARP, the respectable-ish ones

[copper vapor]

nah you don't use actual medieval equipment

[oak magnet]

suwalki battles with both sides saying kurwa

[copper vapor]

it's modern stuff

especially the protective gear

[oak magnet]

that one video with some kind if reenaction with polish somethings and they are saying kurwa

[copper vapor]

[oak magnet]

100

[proven tundra]

carrot garden

[oak magnet]

carrat

[copper vapor]

I love carrots

[copper vapor]

where's your beehives

[oak magnet]

who dont

its integral to a good plov

[proven tundra]

behind me

[oak magnet]

OH THATS WHY IT WAS SHIT

i added too many onions

[copper vapor]

I would personally advise you to get more

can never have enough honey

[oak magnet]

ever realise a week later why the dish you made wasnt to your full liking

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

speaking of honey and carrots

time for my 3 hour lunch break

[oak magnet]

3?

[copper vapor]

ye

[oak magnet]

u employed???

[copper vapor]

ye

[oak magnet]

damn

why 3 hours wtf

[copper vapor]

it's uh

[oak magnet]

i get 45 minutes

[copper vapor]

self-given 3 hours

[oak magnet]

oh

[copper vapor]

company gives me 1

I give myself 2

[oak magnet]

how does that work

[upbeat verge]

Alo

[oak magnet]

ALOHAAAA

[upbeat verge]

it is Cock o'clock

[oak magnet]

what does this mean

[copper vapor]

2 simple steps

first: do the work on time
second: they never find out

[upbeat verge]

since when are you hawaian?

[oak magnet]

ohhhh

so just do work and do enough so they dont notice the 3 hour breaks

[real aspen]

If I larped with guns I'd probably put bayonets on pistols and learn to operate a belt fed machine gun with my leg

[oak magnet]

transferred yesterday

[blazing jackal]

idk about hema, but the old world reenactment could be a dream for me

[copper vapor]

[oak magnet]

i can get behind this tbh

RAT WARS

[copper vapor]

they probably do notice... I doubt they're that dumb and clueless
but it's never been a problem... so far

[oak magnet]

probably fine as long as ur efficient

[copper vapor]

ah yeah russian Warhammer Fantasy larpers are a whole 'nother level of dedication and badassery

[oak magnet]

until they want to you to do more work

[timid hollow]

my boss knew i went smoking every 30 minutes for 10 minutes, but my piece numbers were the best of all workers so what should he do

[oak magnet]

if not broke, why fix?

people at the workshop just smoke and work tbh

[timid hollow]

he also knew i was watching netflix on my phone while sawing planks, but it worked so whatever

[hexed kernel]

exactly why i can't do it. and also the fact that the nearest club is far away. and the fact that i'm asocial

[oak magnet]

i listen to audiobooks at work tbh

[real aspen]

By the way the best part about 1-handed 6kilo sword, is that using it effectively requires slamming your body into it to get a boost, at least on my level, it's really slow to use otherwise

[oak magnet]

its the only way i dont go insane

[real aspen]

So I'm basically training durability on top of strength and cardio

[oak magnet]

man fingers crossed

THAT I GET THIS FUCKING JOB

or im gonna sell my kidney

[upbeat verge]

@oak magnet why do you look like 99% of balkan/slavic men?

on that pfp

[oak magnet]

im baltic

[real aspen]

There's also rings

[oak magnet]

baltic people are related somewhat to northern slavs and such

unless ur estonian

then ur a budget finn

[real aspen]

Small gymnastic rings. As fist weapon, for training speed and control

[upbeat verge]

does Estonia even exist?

[real aspen]

They're heavy enough to give some extra strain

[oak magnet]

as a liquor store for finland yes

[upbeat verge]

ah , noted.

[oak magnet]

same way latvia and poland are liquor stores for whatever side of lithuania ur on

latvian beer is better than lithuanian though tbh

[hexed kernel]

can confirm

[oak magnet]

tbh ive only known one estonian

shes more russian than estonian

never met a latvian in my life

who wasnt a russian

[green granite]

Im convinced that this server is just a lot of slav for some reasons

[hexed kernel]

i've been to estonia many times. beatiful country

[hexed kernel]

what can possibly be the reason for that i wonder

[oak magnet]

more yanks in offtopic tho

[copper vapor]

surely has nothing to do with the slav game it's based on

[carmine laurel]

cult classic slav game

kept alive primarily by slav modders and players

I wonder why you feel that way

[oak magnet]

im gonna consume uhhhh

meat

[copper vapor]

excellent

[snow tree]

Photo of a loved one

[hexed kernel]

do it for her

[real aspen]

Eat her

Then you'll be forever together

[oblique belfry]

why is there an aura meter

[snow tree]

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-like-a-pig-pigging-out-gif-13246998

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231886836480344066/1417886383950794813/asdf.mp4?ex=68cd6e98&is=68cc1d18&hm=469fce654b80afc6bac0a1f220636e000ff572fe3358e48b48a00963d2f30575&

[snow tree]

Look at my tool bar

[real aspen]

Time to aura farm doggy boy

[timid hollow]

Aura trove

[oblique belfry]

oh botania

[timid hollow]

is that the sequel to trove?

[snow tree]

Nah, Natures Aura

[oblique belfry]

what it do

[snow tree]

But Botania is also there

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

finally drinking water

[snow tree]

Very similar to Botania, but a bit different. You got a bunch of rituals etc related to nature

[timid hollow]

Velingrad sounds like a place my grandpa saw

[upbeat verge]

its an actual town in Bulgaria

[oblique belfry]

ah

[snow tree]

I enjoy it, it has bunch of multiblocks

[oak magnet]

wind city?

[upbeat verge]

....

Moron

[upbeat verge]

Me

[oak magnet]

no its me

when sober

[snow tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XSusJe0m_E

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSiDTv6ULv0

WoW dungeon runs without having to create and level up a character

[hexed kernel]

skong was so successful that they added hornet to real life

[carmine laurel]

can it do the spider skitter?

[copper vapor]

where's the u-shaped head

[pliant meteor]

For a simple design it has an unusual amount of gooner art smh

[copper vapor]

welcome to the internet

[real aspen]

$10k

Couldn't they get price tags with correct symbols?

[hexed kernel]

worth

[real aspen]

It does look nice

Ponchos are so underrated

Can't find any here

[hexed kernel]

this + oversized black hoodie + oversized black track pants

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/cal-kestis-fallen-order-star-wars-lightsaber-light-gif-25157152

[hexed kernel]

kel has no drip

no style

no swag

[real aspen]

Explode

[copper vapor]

[hexed kernel]

shit it's cal

not kel

[copper vapor]

kel castis

[verbal lodge]

Streamers already playing the beast

[real aspen]

Any vtubers?

[copper vapor]

we live in the worst timeline

[verbal lodge]

[carmine laurel]

yeah my friend is also playing it

guys it released for everyone like an hour ago

[copper vapor]

no, millions must perish

[carmine laurel]

like you can just go play it

its not in advance access or whatever its called

[rocky turtle]

only 899 roubles damn thats cheap

[rocky turtle]

[static axle]

holy shit, i just saw a cable pulling mission from the beast, it just literally spawns out of the dick

[oblique belfry]

its been almost 2 hours since release

time to look at reviews

[verbal lodge]

Im sorry but thr gameplay looks the exact same as the other games

But ig theres not much they can change

[snow tree]

Guys my glasses were much cheaper than I thought

Should I buy PoE

[carmine laurel]

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

it looks somehow even a little bit worse

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

no one whining about performance?

[snow tree]

I was ready to spend 2k (something like 400 yuro) paid half that

[carmine laurel]

apparently its performance is really solid

but my buddy is on a top top tier pc

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

friend is playing, locked up pc, mouse issues, fps limit not working

[carmine laurel]

he said he gets 160fps on open world area

[timber oxide]

You smell that?
Smells like a skill issue

[verbal lodge]

People really do be buyimg the same game 3 time

[static axle]

i mean my friend is stuck at 1st boss

[oblique belfry]

skill issue

[static axle]

naah theres a change it actually just makes impossible

[static axle]

btw hows your performance, oh wait

[oblique belfry]

i didnt even buy the game

[timber oxide]

Pre-order

[oblique belfry]

lemme try all languages

[static axle]

i mean its hard to spend annual money on a single game, its understandable doge

[oblique belfry]

ah

hate

kindly die please

[carmine laurel]

dunno what you expected

[static axle]

[oblique belfry]

thank you

lemme look at positives now

[timber oxide]

The japanese, the chinese and the polish, seems right

[slim blaze]

A game where you play as Mr. Beast can't be good

[green granite]

PANZERFAUST WIFE

[verbal lodge]

Remember to not purchase AAA titles on launch
Make good decisions

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

also

[timber oxide]

I in general don't buy any games on launch and I will not make any exceptions for indie titles as well

[oblique belfry]

[slim blaze]

doubt

[timber oxide]

Slop can come from anyone

[copper vapor]

[verbal lodge]

Only but hades 2 on launch

Cuz that is goty

[slim blaze]

bro has 4070ti and called it "not the highest". Mf is on top of the world

[verbal lodge]

Hades 2 release soon

We awajt

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

[green granite]

So

Is the beast good

[timber oxide]

Seems so

[slim blaze]

So real

[static axle]

lets see is it as ass as it looks

[slim blaze]

Mr. Beast has some controversy going around

[green granite]

I guess Kyle Crane is Mister Beast

[pure compass]

does the helmet even work if your hair is that long?

[oblique belfry]

actually optimized ?

hate quick fact check this

when you download the game

[green granite]

Why shouldnt it

[static axle]

DLAA

[timber oxide]

RTX 5090

[slim blaze]

Bro has top GPU and CPU

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7fXb8yG4gCsioqzJNZOv69?si=55ff665659754867 @green granite @verbal lodge @nova rune @oak magnet
such a hard album

[slim blaze]

no shit

[oblique belfry]

[pure compass]

improper fit?

or is that only a gasmask thing

[hexed kernel]

that's gotta be sarcasm

right?

[rocky turtle]

DMX THE GOAT

[copper vapor]

why'd you post the same review twice

[timber oxide]

I'm not gonna listen to a review that has 30m in the game

[pure compass]

it's serious but those specs are kinda OP

[oblique belfry]

[slim blaze]

From the reviews it seems the game is poorly optimised and runs badly

[upbeat verge]

whole album makes you feel like you can kick down a door and enter like you own the place

[timber oxide]

Even if it aligns with my own opinion on the product, 30m is not enough

[green granite]

Gas mask would fit that

[hexed kernel]

yeah that is why it's sarcasm

[oblique belfry]

wait a fucking minute the game was released 2 hours ago how does this mf have 4 hours

[oak magnet]

FRRRRRR

[oblique belfry]

early access ?

[verbal lodge]

Lets see someone test the game with a 4060 now

[oak magnet]

i love old school shit so much

[green granite]

The helmet weight press down your hair anyway

[rocky turtle]

&

[oak magnet]

east coast rap is soul hitting

soul killing

[slim blaze]

*2060 or 3060 at least

4060 is recent enough

[oak magnet]

soul mending

[oblique belfry]

rx570

[rocky turtle]

payed actor

[static axle]

i mean beast doesnt have rt

[green granite]

When your hair is pressed down it wont add any weight to make your helmet suddenly unfit

[static axle]

makes sense why its working good

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

Shh

[slim blaze]

Peak

[copper vapor]

goty

absolute fucking goty

[oblique belfry]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[slim blaze]

The fuck they need high-end CPU and a 1060

[oblique belfry]

i found a political review

wtf

[slim blaze]

what is this CPU Skew

[oblique belfry]

should i send it

[hexed kernel]

dew it

[copper vapor]

of course you should

...n't

[timber oxide]

Wouldn't call an i5 a high end

[copper vapor]

do it

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

[slim blaze]

It is minimal requirements. 5800x is high

[timber oxide]

From the reviews I've seen that people have ran it on older ones as well so I wouldn't bother with this part anyway

[oblique belfry]

[slim blaze]

shoot this idiot

this is good. Not bad

[copper vapor]

lack of raytracing is what makes it good

[slim blaze]

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

Oh frostpunk 2 released on Xbox, i can finally play

[slim blaze]

So he is running at 720p?

[copper vapor]

hey it's the chick from gta6

[slim blaze]

broooo

[hexed kernel]

how can people possibly make reviews after only 1-2 hours of playing 😭

[timid hollow]

Promised my one friend i would play when he could and he only has xbox

[carmine laurel]

gotta get them steam reviews points

[obsidian sun]

hey guys i just wanted to say that dying light is out

[oblique belfry]

i think just low - med graphics

[carmine laurel]

[oblique belfry]

1080p

[oblique belfry]

because 720p on 3060

[copper vapor]

mostly 'first impression' type reviews

[oblique belfry]

is....something

[obsidian sun]

same thing with new mafia game
mostly positive in 2 hours

[slim blaze]

no

[oblique belfry]

oh what

dlss balanced makes it 720p ?

i dont use nvidia so idk how it works

[timber oxide]

First time I hear that

[proven tundra]

Elder located

[slim blaze]

Pretty much

[proven tundra]

time to destroy nature

[oblique belfry]

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/lorax-the-lorax-speak-for-the-trees-guardian-of-the-forest-gif-18383689

[slim blaze]

I wonder what you need to run this game native at least 1080 on low-medium

[copper vapor]

go kill the old fart

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

props the recommended stuff

[obsidian sun]

let me guess
it runs like ass

[timber oxide]

I dunno, at the very least it seems that the game runs better than BL4 but I wouldn't call that an achievement

[static axle]

At 1080p, the DLSS Balanced mode renders internally at approximately 1114 x 626

[slim blaze]

show

[oblique belfry]

e w

what the fuck

[slim blaze]

so even less than 720p

[static axle]

it works in %

[obsidian sun]

iirc quality is 80ish% of the selected res

[static axle]

hence the weird resolution

[slim blaze]

3070ti, broo

[obsidian sun]

does the game run well or no

[static axle]

iirc its 66

[oblique belfry]

compared to first hours of bl4

its going.....oddly well

for now at least

[timid hollow]

Yeah

[static axle]

Quality (66.7%), Balanced (58%), Performance (50%), and Ultra Performance (33.3%)

[timber oxide]

Again
That's not an achievement

[obsidian sun]

i mean it is the recommended
and it's the previous gen
So not THAT bad

[slim blaze]

It's not gearbox, so it's at least possible

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

fucking

[carmine laurel]

2 gens back even

[oblique belfry]

"borderlands 4 is a premium game for premium gamers"

[obsidian sun]

yeah

[oblique belfry]

fucking randy

[slim blaze]

70-tier GPU from previosu gen being the minimal recommended? bruh

[obsidian sun]

man it must suck to be a gearbox dev and you get shat on cause of randy

[static axle]

1080p dlss ultra perf is 360p

[slim blaze]

I'd expect it to run everything decently for like 5-6 years

not 2

[static axle]

[torpid glacier]

To be fair, in DL1 combat was slow at the beginning due to Kyle not being upgraded. I’d imagine you do the same in the beast, so it’ll probably get better. Probably.

[obsidian sun]

it's not minimal you retard

[timid hollow]

huh

[copper vapor]

same as being a bethesda dev and getting shit on because of Todd
"the game runs great on PC, maybe you need to upgrade"

[timid hollow]

Minimal is 1060

[hexed kernel]

worst boss in the game imo 😭

[slim blaze]

read

[timber oxide]

Here's BL4 for scale

[obsidian sun]

RECOMMENDED IS NOT MINIMUM YOU RETARD

[carmine laurel]

3070 isn't last gen anyway

[obsidian sun]

are you mentally deficient

[timid hollow]

"Minimal recommended" fuck you

[carmine laurel]

3070 is 2 gens back

[slim blaze]

It's minimum recommneded one, not minimum to run

[timber oxide]

It's a helper, take a guess

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

mirro called a 4070 "top of the world" a few mins ago nevermind him

[oblique belfry]

im actually gonna comment on this review hold on

[slim blaze]

Means to have it decent you need 3070

[carmine laurel]

you're right

[slim blaze]

4070 ti

[hexed kernel]

mfs who mention their pc but don't specify the specs are evil

[torpid glacier]

“Runs on my machine “ motherfuckers when they have a 4090. Not everyone has top of the line, therefore it should be able to run on most systems, not the best of the best.

[obsidian sun]

yea and ?

[copper vapor]

only marginally better than a 4070 lol

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-docks-shawty-triflin-shawty-triflin-she-gif-22455514

[oblique belfry]

"yeah my pc is old."

4070 ti

[slim blaze]

Improvement from 4000 to 5000 is in single digits

[oak magnet]

ducking i7 core are you kidding me

me with my ryzen 5700 or whatever

[copper vapor]

damn

[static axle]

my pc ass

[copper vapor]

I should start calling my current pc an old pc now then

[static axle]

[slim blaze]

That is cruel

not optimised game

[timber oxide]

I'm pretty sure The Beast will run on my laptop which is all I need to know

[oblique belfry]

in that context my pc is a lost media

ancient stone writing

[timid hollow]

I recently read a comment under some redacted insta video and someone was like "my cheap ahh pc with a 4090 can run it fine"

[slim blaze]

Seems like nowadays optimised means it doesn't lag on 5090

[timid hollow]

cheap ahh

[obsidian sun]

are we really getting surprised about that

[timber oxide]

Unlike BL4 which also might work but I'd also have to work on that apparently

[carmine laurel]

3070 came out 5 years ago, I feel like thats perfectly reasonable

[timid hollow]

HIS GPU COSTS MORE THAN MY RIG WITH MONITOR

[slim blaze]

..... 5?

[timber oxide]

So in conclusion The Beast good, BL4 bad

[slim blaze]

what?

[carmine laurel]

2020 yes

[obsidian sun]

yes 5

[slim blaze]

No

[carmine laurel]

lmao

[slim blaze]

ban this guy

he is lying

[carmine laurel]

September 17 2020

[oblique belfry]

ryzen 7 3700x is old ?

[carmine laurel]

3070 started shipping

[carmine laurel]

literally 5 years + 1 day

[oblique belfry]

[obsidian sun]

3rd gen amd when we're at 8th gen soonish

[proven tundra]

its time

[static axle]

@oblique belfry my friend done with beast, locked pc needing booting, fov issues, 1st boss etc. hence why im downloading with the account he bought

[latent hazel]

was this user's name "topdogg1971" by chance?

[slim blaze]

3700X is old. Broooooooooo

[oblique belfry]

vro

[copper vapor]

glhf

take him down first try

[timid hollow]

fov issues are not excusable

[carmine laurel]

you got this

no hit him

[static axle]

tbh after watching some live shit i can see what he saying

[oblique belfry]

no

[slim blaze]

there was no 4000 series though

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

it has that classic far cry fov shit

[obsidian sun]

there was

[latent hazel]

it's a joke about how there's a non-zero chance Randy Pitchford sent an email to himself pretending to be hatemail where he gets called the hard R

[hexed kernel]

i hate the elder so much. i find him harder than any other boss for some unknown reason 😭

[timber oxide]

6 years

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

[obsidian sun]

it's uhhh prebuilt shit only

[timid hollow]

FOV in general changes, but gun still in your face?

[slim blaze]

No. They were skipped

[timber oxide]

Old enough in terms of hardware, I'd say

[slim blaze]

same for 6000

[static axle]

yeee, that shit

[carmine laurel]

thats what, 2x moores law out of date or some shit?

[latent hazel]

he's the CEO (top dog) of Gearbox, and he was born in 1971
and the email that said that was called "topdogg1971"

[obsidian sun]

retard they were for prebuilts only you could buy one from aliexpress

6th gen iirc was laptop only

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

Not my field but I'd say probably yes

[slim blaze]

They are not 4th gen. They are 3rd gen with a number 4 instead

[latent hazel]

it's not confirmed but i would love it to be the case
still, hearsay until proven otherwise

[oblique belfry]

medium / high with r9 5900x and 3080

100-120 fps

[obsidian sun]

https://tenor.com/view/kayne-west-selfie-serious-look-serious-face-stare-gif-17769665

[static axle]

its like hard to explain but its the "far cry fov" and apparently you know exactly what i mean

[upbeat verge]

saved DMX as a playlist in winamp

[static axle]

[upbeat verge]

[carmine laurel]

but yeah 5 and 6 year old hardware is more than reasonable for recc specs imo

[obsidian sun]

i don't trust steam review retards until i see videos myself

[slim blaze]

It legit does not exist

it just goes 5->7

[upbeat verge]

I trust a gypsy more than a steam review

[oblique belfry]

its been 2 hours since release
currently most review vids are from the early demos

[slim blaze]

Nah it's recent

bruh

[rocky turtle]

[carmine laurel]

ok old man

[slim blaze]

I dont feel it being 5-6 years old

[obsidian sun]

yea my point is wait and don't listen to glazing retards
"120 fps" and bro probably running all low dlss performance

[obsidian sun]

you never know with these retards

[timber oxide]

That's why we have shit documented
Because of people like you

[oblique belfry]

probably

[slim blaze]

3080 not enough to play maxed at 1440p

[carmine laurel]

i dont feel like windows 7 was more than a decade ago, but thats irrelevant to facts

[slim blaze]

bruh

I hate GPU market now and game optimisation

[timid hollow]

I could swear mgs v came out two weeks ago but here we are

[slim blaze]

surprisingly true

[timber oxide]

We need to ban Mirro from hardware discussions

[carmine laurel]

[latent hazel]

what game

[nova rune]

im outta the hood dawg

[proven tundra]

fucking bear decided to join in

[oblique belfry]

dying light the beast

released 2 hours ago

[latent hazel]

big if true

[obsidian sun]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US4svmUY3lo

[slim blaze]

I mean i guess hardware doesn't move when you use the same shit for 6 years

[carmine laurel]

the only upside to modern content creation

[oblique belfry]

"excellent performance on a 9070XT whe- "

[carmine laurel]

everyone swarming to be the first benchmark out

[timid hollow]

you will probably find tons of reviews saying 3080 not enough because they wanna run it on max and tons of reviews saying it runs flawlessly because they actually tweak settings

[carmine laurel]

we dont do nuance here

[oblique belfry]

[static axle]

the guy doesnt even own the game

[timid hollow]

I could also do a review saying crysis 2 ran flawlessly back on my dual core with igpu, but that wouldnt mention how fucked up my game looked

[static axle]

[slim blaze]

My world:

[oblique belfry]

it was ???

[broken mountain]

how is the beast?

[static axle]

imo steam discussion should be locked behind owning the game

[slim blaze]

There is some controversy about him

not much though

[broken mountain]

It isnt?

[carmine laurel]

the world couldnt handle being this logical

[slim blaze]

he got stoned on stream

[broken mountain]

Thats fucking stupid

[carmine laurel]

its not

[static axle]

nope

[timid hollow]

Dice are gigachads for just saying nah we just not gonna implement raytracing with bf6

[carmine laurel]

if you look at reviews, theres an icon to show if they own it or not

[slim blaze]

No, cause you can own it outside steam

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

That was the Case years ago

[carmine laurel]

then leave a review where you own it :?

[broken mountain]

Is this the dying light 2 people waited for?

[carmine laurel]

yeah

[timid hollow]

but then it got opened in case someone wants to ask something before buying the game

[slim blaze]

it's about discussions, not review

[broken mountain]

I liked dying light 2 a lot

[obsidian sun]

idk man positive reviews with 1 hour in is also review bombing

[broken mountain]

so this may be good

[slim blaze]

you can't review on steam without having it on steam

[static axle]

soon we shall see

[timber oxide]

Do I just go tell the guy I bought the game from at his small local game stand that I think that the game is 6/10?

[oak magnet]

SOUND

AHRGGH

[hexed kernel]

who cares about raytracing 😭 every game that has it looks pretty much the same with it on or off 😭

[carmine laurel]

yeah

[oblique belfry]

what was your specs again ?

[oak magnet]

im exhausted and want to live

[carmine laurel]

thats what people used to do

[broken mountain]

Yes?

[static axle]

yes, harass the workers too

[oak magnet]

sup

[timber oxide]

Should I record his reaction as well?

[timid hollow]

Im kinda sure optimization still leaves a lot to be desired, its just not a wreck like bl4

[broken mountain]

Good

I'm preparing for my flight

[static axle]

a computer

[oak magnet]

where fly

[obsidian sun]

not when you advertise it

[broken mountain]

4080 iirc

[carmine laurel]

used to ask the guy at the counter if the random game case you picked up was good and they'd be like "Well I see it get sold a lot and no one tries to refund it"

[oblique belfry]

it became a mandatory thing

[broken mountain]

and a 7800x3D last time I asked

[oblique belfry]

thank you ue5

very cool

[broken mountain]

I think

or a 5800x3d?

[carmine laurel]

what does ue5 have to do with this now?

[timber oxide]

Good enough for me

[hexed kernel]

no joke only minecraft looks good with raytacing

[broken mountain]

ue5 shouldnt be blamed for anything

[slim blaze]

BL4

[carmine laurel]

real, I actually miss those days

[static axle]

smh, forgot the s. superman aint super with out the S on the chest

[obsidian sun]

cause it's noticeable

[slim blaze]

Watch the vids. There is plenty of blame on UE5

[oblique belfry]

i hate the lazy devs working on that engine

[timid hollow]

We got it. Its not the engines fault. But its the pattern in recent releases that are poorly optimized. We know its the devs fault. We got it shiyon.

[obsidian sun]

the devs don't chose that

[slim blaze]

They push nanite and all their useless techs

[broken mountain]

Can a man be super without eating supper?

[carmine laurel]

oh I thought you thought the beast was on ue5

[static axle]

i miss the days when i could go to the kiosk, pick up a ps2 game, read the back and be like "damn, this looks dope" and it was only 15 bucks

[carmine laurel]

:? Ok gex

[slim blaze]

You can't remove TAA from UE5 without breaking effects

[timid hollow]

Oh yeah that as well, the beast is c engine

[slim blaze]

etc

[static axle]

only if you p

[obsidian sun]

not just ue5

[carmine laurel]

i bought so many games like that

[timid hollow]

I just thought the typical ue5 discussion would break out again

[obsidian sun]

like 90% of modern games

[oblique belfry]

no

im talking about optimization being a mandatory thing on game launches

[static axle]

i bought most of the gems like that, gun,black etc

[oblique belfry]

thanks to ue5

[carmine laurel]

thats why I asked why it came up xD

[timid hollow]

AND UE 5 IS SHIT

[broken mountain]

I remember when cereals used to have those shitty racing games

[carmine laurel]

dude black was amazing

[timid hollow]

BECAUSE HAIR LOOKS SHIT

[broken mountain]

one had a virus lmao

[oblique belfry]

[obsidian sun]

buddy it's mandatory on every engine

[oblique belfry]

the moment you lower your graphics by a tiny amount

hair gets fucky on ue5

[static axle]

ok it crashed in splash screen, bl4 didnt do that

[oblique belfry]

what

[carmine laurel]

you literally posted reviews that said that

what do you mean what

[static axle]

bl4 1
dltb 0

[carmine laurel]

bacon lettuce the beast

[oblique belfry]

didn't expect it for hate

[verbal lodge]

Doge looking for any reason to shit on a new release

Classjc

[oblique belfry]

no ?

[static axle]

mixed my dicks with my bitches

my bad

[oblique belfry]

im literally just posting reviews

[carmine laurel]

he just jelly

[oblique belfry]

die

[carmine laurel]

josta syndrome, cant run it, must shit talk to feel better

[obsidian sun]

he's looking for reasons to glaze DL

[verbal lodge]

Why are you posting sleeper and sus emotes then

[oblique belfry]

dont you fucking dare compare me to him

[carmine laurel]

[verbal lodge]

[hexed kernel]

[carmine laurel]

sorry, I couldnt resist

[oblique belfry]

i'd take that as an insult

[verbal lodge]

Josta mentioned

And compared him with doge

You cannot get any lower than this

[carmine laurel]

you know whats worse Krast

[broken mountain]

smh, josta atleast upgraded

[carmine laurel]

Josta has upgraded to a modern pc

yea like Sound said

[verbal lodge]

[carmine laurel]

Doge is alone in the past now

[obsidian sun]

wait when

[oblique belfry]

[carmine laurel]

month and a half back?

[verbal lodge]

Rip doge

[carmine laurel]

Laff shared the pics and specs